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Wednesday, October 4, 2023
[07:17:49] Mikoolo A morning
[07:34:13] Mikoolo Imagine if a lost picasso was in one of the boxes.
[07:34:21] Mikoolo Or a vincent van gogh
[07:34:54] Mikoolo Hope you find your mums old dildo when she has died, Piccolo.
[08:30:40] Mikoolo He's asleep.
[08:34:46] Mikoolo Now we know one of Piccolo's fetishes.
[08:34:53] Mikoolo Pro tip. Never share hotel room with him.
[08:34:59] Mikoolo Or sleep in the same apartment.
[08:40:35] Mikoolo Yes?
[08:40:55] Mikoolo You were being creepy.
[08:41:06] Mikoolo Imagine if a cartoon figure licked your body while you were asleep.
[09:06:18] Mikoolo GOOD MORNING COMPUTERTECH! ARE YOU FEELING HUNGOVER?
[09:09:29] Mikoolo ComputerTech want to have a challenge?
[09:09:51] Mikoolo A healthy non-destructive money saving and health beneficial one.
[09:09:57] Mikoolo .cc days to christmas eve.
[09:10:05] Mikoolo Don't drink alcohol for 81 days.
[09:10:22] Mikoolo Imagine the money you save!
[09:10:43] Mikoolo Go out hiking in peace and quiet on the weekends!
[09:11:06] Mikoolo No I won't stroke your hair.
[09:15:34] Mikoolo Do you get this ComputerTech? https://i.imgur.com/KtPlb6O.png
[09:15:50] Mikoolo If not then I got a movie tip for you.
[09:16:19] Mikoolo here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/5ftmr17M-a4
[09:18:20] Mikoolo "Man is the warmest place to hide."
[09:31:11] Mikoolo They changed the location and the specie to protect ComputerTech's identity.
[09:34:33] Mikoolo TabletTech, do you have facebook?
[09:39:11] Mikoolo Heres your lunch.
[09:39:27] Mikoolo Artic seal.
[09:40:19] Mikoolo Arctic*
[09:40:41] Mikoolo ComputerTech deadly https://youtu.be/e1sI3pXo9pQ
[09:58:55] Mikoolo .yt riiSHjkEMyM
[09:59:00] Mikoolo The age of latte artists is over.
[10:03:26] Mikoolo Check the video Corvid.
[10:13:51] Mikoolo .log
[10:14:18] Mikoolo Fuck you made me check if I got yournamehere on ignore, h4.
[10:14:34] Mikoolo That was ages ago
[10:16:35] Mikoolo Not fun :(
[10:43:24] Mikoolo You spelled uranus wrong, aruns.
[11:06:28] Mikoolo This is why DuckHunt was created.
[11:07:52] Mikoolo ComputerTech watch it. You won't regret it.
[11:08:01] Mikoolo It'll just reinforce your duckhate.
[11:36:33] Mikoolo Long time no see belt sander.
[11:37:09] Mikoolo Hows life Sander?
[11:38:14] Mikoolo Yeah.
[11:38:18] Mikoolo It was a close call tho.
[11:38:28] Mikoolo Nice.
[11:38:32] Mikoolo I got a new bff a month ago.
[11:39:02] Mikoolo Sadly I don't get any radio stations with my metal bit in my head.
[11:39:08] Mikoolo The metal bit in my head is the bff.
[11:39:32] Mikoolo Aye
[11:39:48] Mikoolo Except being blind on my right eye no.
[11:40:15] Mikoolo They get blood samples once a week and do an x-ray once a month.
[11:40:24] Mikoolo To see infection and if he has moved.
[11:40:51] Mikoolo These are the glasses I was wearing that day Sander https://i.imgur.com/6jHXO26.jpg
[11:40:55] Mikoolo I got juicy pics too.
[11:41:30] Mikoolo 50 fragments removed from the eye in the first surgery all from the lens from the glasses, Sander.
[11:41:42] Mikoolo That would have been worse, Neo_Nemesis.
[11:42:05] Mikoolo I wouldn't be able to play video games then unless I got an xbox and the disabled friendly gamepad modules.
[11:42:44] Mikoolo They did.
[11:42:50] Mikoolo A metal mesh visor on the helmet.
[11:42:55] Mikoolo Guess what.
[11:43:02] Mikoolo Damn I haven't even shown anyone that pic yet.
[11:44:49] Mikoolo I lost the lottery.
[11:45:13] Mikoolo There
[11:45:20] Mikoolo The hole it made in the metal mesh visor on the helmet.
[11:45:57] Mikoolo Yeah
[11:46:21] Mikoolo Juicy pic
[11:46:27] Mikoolo It's the right eye.
[11:46:33] Mikoolo Selfie camera mirrors it.
[11:47:02] Mikoolo And https://i.imgur.com/pOCoCT1.jpg what the eye looks like right now.
[11:47:21] Mikoolo Yeah.
[11:47:54] Mikoolo I told my supervisor on our way to the ER "If I had a lower pain treshold I'd be screaming constantly right now."
[11:48:11] Mikoolo "But I know screaming won't help so I ain't."
[11:48:32] Mikoolo Heres x-ray Sander https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg
[11:48:36] Mikoolo Thats my BFF.
[11:48:53] Mikoolo It's in the motorics centrum of the brain.
[11:49:45] Mikoolo The white stuff in the middle is where I had brain hemorrhage
[11:50:16] Mikoolo The path looking thing to the center and the pointy bit at the end.
[11:50:26] Mikoolo I'm glad that I ain't body locked, Sander.
[11:50:32] Mikoolo Thats my worst nightmare.
[11:50:39] Mikoolo Being force fed food.
[11:50:41] Mikoolo Wear diapers.
[11:51:06] Mikoolo Being pushed around on a wheelchair and be presented as "This is my uncle Miko!" 20 years from now when my nephew or neice is pushing me around.
[11:52:03] Mikoolo Also. The one thing I hate right now is being treated with silk gloves from friends and family.
[11:52:51] Mikoolo I told a old co-worker on monday that also joked about it that I really appreciate that he also can joke with me and gave him a fist bump.
[11:54:14] Mikoolo But I'll tell you this Sander. If you've ever been kicked in the balls then you've experienced worse pain than I did when the accident happened.
[11:55:29] Mikoolo And a co-worker from this job got issues with his back. Spinal disc herniation. It's also more painful.
[11:56:38] Mikoolo But theres some positive things with this Sander.
[11:56:44] Mikoolo I now got proof that I got something in my head.
[11:56:48] Mikoolo It ain't all empty space now :D
[11:57:37] Mikoolo You wouldn't be far off with that. He was the second fastest in the group.
[11:58:16] Mikoolo I was the 4th but better at taking down everything than the 3rd.
[11:58:59] Mikoolo 3rd was fast but sloppy.
[11:59:14] Mikoolo And a braggard.
[12:03:32] Mikoolo Not even other braggards.
[12:03:46] Mikoolo Coz they all then start fighting about who should be in the spotlight.
[12:04:50] Mikoolo But can be fun entertainment for us if we get two to meet each other.
[12:17:48] Mikoolo Hi Puerto
[12:24:45] Mikoolo Thank you Rico.
[12:25:08] Mikoolo Sounds a bit like Ruccola.
[12:26:51] Mikoolo Is it koolaid?
[12:27:05] Mikoolo Nice. Safe to drink then.
[12:27:30] Mikoolo I would have been declining it if it was kool-aid.
[12:36:58] Mikoolo Hi irish666.
[12:37:24] Mikoolo I would have declined it, zof. As I said before.
[12:37:38] Mikoolo Here irish666 https://youtu.be/EA2vzk52UZc
[12:42:54] Mikoolo There.
[12:43:01] Mikoolo Clean from the filthy irish touches.
[12:45:03] Mikoolo .w -n wildting2
[12:45:12] Mikoolo rway
[12:50:13] Mikoolo Hi Raya, whats up?
[12:51:35] Mikoolo D:
[12:51:40] Mikoolo I'm good too.
[12:52:50] Mikoolo Almost.
[12:53:14] Mikoolo 81 days left until next check if I feel safe to drink whisky.
[13:27:50] Mikoolo Good luck irish666.
[13:28:57] Mikoolo Raya coz I think I am mentally healthy enough to drink whisky on christmas eve.
[13:29:21] Mikoolo Asked to have someone to speak with last visit at the hospital.
[13:29:43] Mikoolo Sure.
[13:29:45] Mikoolo Go ahead.
[13:29:54] Mikoolo I won't pay it tho.
[13:29:59] Mikoolo Coz I've not signed anything.
[13:30:47] Mikoolo It's been sad without weekend whisky Raya :(
[13:31:08] Mikoolo I haven't been build at all.
[13:33:33] Mikoolo Atleast you ain't billing me, adro. You're just build me.
[13:34:00] Mikoolo "<@adro> you dont have to sign anything to be build"
[13:34:44] Mikoolo Sure.
[13:34:47] Mikoolo Blame it on others.
[13:35:00] Mikoolo Because I speak retard.
[13:35:04] Mikoolo Thats how I understood you.
[13:35:25] Mikoolo I am medically allowed to use that word.
[13:36:14] Mikoolo You shouldn't use auto correct adro.
[13:36:29] Mikoolo It makes it look like my brain damage is wireless and affects you rather than me.
[13:37:35] Mikoolo Oooh
[13:37:49] Mikoolo The "My penis is bigger than your penis" argument but more family friendly.
[13:38:50] Mikoolo No but I know an asshole when I see one.
[13:39:17] Mikoolo "<@adro> except i have a medical degree and make more in a week than you do in a year" <---- Only assholes uses these sort of arguments.
[13:39:41] Mikoolo The "My penis is bigger than yours." type of arguments.
[13:39:51] Mikoolo It's really cute that people still act like you do adro.
[13:41:17] Mikoolo I had to google that word.
[13:41:25] Mikoolo I don't think you know what it means, adro.
[13:41:57] Mikoolo "Malingering is the fabrication, feigning, or exaggeration of physical or psychological symptoms designed to achieve a desired outcome, such as relief from duty or work, avoiding arrest, receiving medication, and mitigating prison sentencing."
[13:42:36] Mikoolo I ain't using my brain damage to seek sympathy or use it as a mean to avoid doing something.
[13:48:14] Mikoolo And as I previously mentioned I have asked for one.
[13:48:33] Mikoolo Not much End3r.
[13:49:08] Mikoolo Yeah, swedish healthcare, ComputerTech.
[13:49:43] Mikoolo It's more about the metal bit stuck in my brain ComputerTech.
[13:50:31] Mikoolo When did I say that, adro?
[13:51:42] Mikoolo Don't miss this one adro "<&Mikoolo> Asked to have someone to speak with last visit at the hospital."
[13:53:55] Mikoolo IT's ok ComputerTech. We whores should stick together.
[13:54:36] Mikoolo vtubers are more important!
[13:55:34] Mikoolo VTUBERS ARE LIFE COMPUTERTECH!
[13:55:41] Mikoolo They are the best thing since sliced bread.
[13:56:48] Mikoolo h4, ComputerTech told me in pm that the sheep vtuber I linked to him is very cute.
[13:57:39] Mikoolo He's currently studying japanese so he can talk with her.
[13:58:02] Mikoolo He might enjoy it tho.
[13:58:59] Mikoolo I know.
[13:59:02] Mikoolo He was home schooled.
[13:59:40] Mikoolo You're 11cm taller than me.
[14:00:10] Mikoolo .cc 175cm in feet and inches
[14:02:33] Mikoolo irish666
[14:03:47] Mikoolo Where the fuck is sunderland?
[14:04:48] Mikoolo The only sunderland I know is Kendra Sunderland and she's quite pretty, irish666.
[15:03:20] Mikoolo I haven't, Chiester.
[15:24:45] Mikoolo There there.
[15:36:56] Mikoolo He has advanced, phonekait.
[15:37:00] Mikoolo He's now sheep fucked.
[15:38:52] Mikoolo ComputerTech look it's the sheep vtuber you said to me in pm that you like. https://youtu.be/ckXJeYyRpg8
[15:39:29] Mikoolo Don't worry phonekait. I believe you.
[15:40:16] Mikoolo That is a bad idea.
[15:40:19] Mikoolo deadly is here.
[15:40:31] Mikoolo deadly would fight don over who gets phonekait.
[15:40:57] Mikoolo Yes.
[15:41:04] Mikoolo :(
[15:42:41] Mikoolo I do it too ComputerTech.
[15:43:09] Mikoolo Sure but only if ComputerTech can watch, Cronus. He needs to learn human sex relations.
[15:43:25] Mikoolo Aaaaw.
[15:43:52] Mikoolo You both did.
[15:44:23] Mikoolo Cronus watch netflix.
[15:44:29] Mikoolo Or other streaming service of your choice.
[15:45:33] Mikoolo It'll put a smile on your lips, Cronus.
[15:45:53] Mikoolo This is indeed #gaytech.
[15:46:03] Mikoolo He can't. He's on a tablet irc client.
[15:46:12] Mikoolo .log
[15:46:29] Mikoolo You made me miss click, h4.
[15:46:55] Mikoolo One potato more per month, Audi?
[15:48:02] Mikoolo BMW = Broken Most Weekends
[15:48:49] Mikoolo I pay less than 2k in rent.
[15:49:07] Mikoolo I pay less than 900 in month aswell.
[15:49:18] Mikoolo .cc 4000 sek to usd
[15:49:32] Mikoolo Thats what I pay.
[15:49:46] Mikoolo Electricity, internet, heating, water included.
[15:51:15] Mikoolo I got 1gbit included in the rent of the apartment.
[15:52:08] Mikoolo Best Korea
[15:53:28] Mikoolo .cc biggest videogame in disk space
[15:53:54] Mikoolo Ark wants 128gb, Cronus.
[15:54:28] Mikoolo It says 128gb when I click on the install button on steam, Cronus.
[16:02:10] Mikoolo I thought it was #ireland
[16:02:24] Mikoolo I missclicked.
[16:02:30] Mikoolo Was after the log link
[16:03:13] Mikoolo .t geduldete
[16:03:41] Mikoolo No idea.
[16:03:52] Mikoolo Probably needs context.
[16:04:01] Mikoolo .t geduldete sprachen
[16:04:15] Mikoolo .u wfh
[16:04:26] Mikoolo I don't work from home, Audi.
[16:04:44] Mikoolo I don't.
[16:05:06] Mikoolo I used to walk to my co-worker that lived about 800meters from me, Audi.
[16:05:33] Mikoolo Then she drove us to the workplace where we switched cars to head to where we worked for the day.
[16:06:08] Mikoolo Commuting is ok.
[16:06:27] Mikoolo Because he's long and wide h4.
[16:06:47] Mikoolo He's an Audi 100.
[16:07:31] Mikoolo There was/is a village idiot where I grew up that drove a audi 100 nonstop 24/7 365 days a year.
[16:07:48] Mikoolo Rumors started circulating that audi wanted to buy it from him coz of the mileage.
[16:07:58] Mikoolo He ate and slept.
[16:08:03] Mikoolo But he drove it whenever he could.
[16:08:09] Mikoolo No idea.
[16:08:17] Mikoolo We called him Ufo Stig.
[16:08:44] Mikoolo His kids put a limiter on it so it couldn't go faster than 80km/h.
[16:08:49] Mikoolo Pikachu, say something swedish.
[16:08:52] Mikoolo Like.
[16:08:54] Mikoolo Bork bork.
[16:15:02] Mikoolo :p
[16:15:17] Mikoolo HEY
[16:15:20] Mikoolo Thats forbidden!
[16:17:50] Mikoolo I already mentioned this.
[16:17:57] Mikoolo ComputerTech doesn't fuck sheep anymore.
[16:18:09] Mikoolo He advanced to become the one that is fucked by sheep.
[16:18:45] Mikoolo Virgin in regards to intimate human interactions.
[16:19:17] Mikoolo Thats why he changed to being fucked by sheep.
[16:20:38] Mikoolo Is that his bot?
[16:21:18] Mikoolo It's irish.
[16:21:54] Mikoolo +tell Mikoolo <3
[16:22:00] Mikoolo Nuffin' happened :(
[16:22:12] Mikoolo Boo
[16:22:32] Mikoolo I probably got it on ignore then.
[16:22:59] Mikoolo I remember the website istheshit.
[16:24:53] Mikoolo Sigh.
[16:26:46] Mikoolo Pregnant shrek.
[16:27:44] Mikoolo I like the bullet hole.
[16:27:48] Mikoolo A nice touch.
[16:28:33] Mikoolo It's the new Air Raid Alarm.
[16:28:54] Mikoolo Broadly speaking.
[16:29:26] Mikoolo Needs to be more sheep like.
[17:43:34] Mikoolo I bet they only play trash metal, HelderHeid.
[17:58:04] Mikoolo :/
[17:58:22] Mikoolo Need help h4?
[17:59:01] Mikoolo Did you try /kick DickCheney
[17:59:02] Mikoolo ?
[17:59:13] Mikoolo Or rightlick on his nick and kick him that way?
[17:59:19] Mikoolo /kick freewifi
[17:59:40] Mikoolo Damn didn't notice it until now.
[18:00:16] Mikoolo The bot has me on ignore h4.
[18:01:17] Mikoolo Don't slip, freewifi.
[18:02:50] Mikoolo So it has happened freewifi
[18:02:51] Mikoolo ?
[18:03:45] Mikoolo He only drinks on the weekends now, h4.
[18:03:58] Mikoolo And I bet he drinks on national holidays too.
[18:04:47] Mikoolo Are you sitting down h4?
[18:04:54] Mikoolo This might trigger you https://i.imgur.com/zQ9cHZ3.jpeg
[18:05:16] Mikoolo But I think it's cool.
[18:05:44] Mikoolo ComputerTech, pull it out from Miggy-Kun asap!
[18:05:53] Mikoolo Miggy-Kun isn't a sheep, ComputerTech!
[18:07:02] Mikoolo This made me lol
[18:14:27] Mikoolo Licking his lips so none of the DickCheney sauce gets wasted.
[18:20:50] Mikoolo .k wof spam
[18:21:31] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/TrqQxl5o3eg
[18:21:39] Mikoolo It'll explain the Red Alert.
[18:22:13] Mikoolo SnEk?
[18:23:13] Mikoolo Don't mention the channel to retards, DickCheney. ComputerTech does it good enough on his own.
[18:24:10] Mikoolo As if you are entrusted with that much access, ComputerTech.
[18:24:28] Mikoolo Thank you for the confirmation.
[18:30:35] Mikoolo Spam mail are just like they were in the 90's.
[18:30:43] Mikoolo I got a penis enlargement spam mail on my email the other day.
[18:31:12] Mikoolo They know about your mum, ComputerTech.
[18:33:15] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/LcAVg47eEHk
[18:35:03] Mikoolo You want 90's music ComputerTech?
[18:35:06] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/jzpsjD8DiSM
[18:35:27] Mikoolo The band
[18:36:28] Mikoolo ComputerTech danced to Ketchup.
[18:37:19] Mikoolo I stopped listening
[18:37:32] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech a swedish cover of the song https://youtu.be/c3WbeOlWygY
[18:39:01] Mikoolo Laura branigan is great.
[18:39:54] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/gGApsZk0N_U
[18:41:33] Mikoolo If you like old music then ehre ComputerTech https://youtu.be/fjEu5vlRfiY
[18:42:02] Mikoolo What about Aretha Franklin?
[18:42:43] Mikoolo What about Jake and Elwood Blues, ComputerTech?
[18:43:03] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/FTWH1Fdkjow
[18:45:14] Mikoolo This is the best irish music ever https://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg
[18:46:07] Mikoolo Theres no difference when it comes to irish culture.
[18:46:26] Mikoolo Same
[18:46:36] Mikoolo Hansel and Gretel.
[18:46:53] Mikoolo Hansel And Gretel broke into this old poor womans cabin.
[18:46:56] Mikoolo Ate her house.
[18:47:03] Mikoolo Then she cooked them as punishment.
[18:47:11] Mikoolo But then they escaped and murdered her.
[18:47:41] Mikoolo Hansel and Gretel are nothing but robbers and murderers much like Bonnie and Clyde.
[18:48:22] Mikoolo Lets not forget the echo-terrorist Jack who broke into a castle and tried to steal a golden egg laying goose.
[18:48:30] Mikoolo Then he chopped down the last giant bean stalk.
[18:48:37] Mikoolo And killed the last giant.
[18:49:00] Mikoolo This reminds me. I need to download the best christmas movie ever made.
[18:49:16] Mikoolo No
[18:49:24] Mikoolo This movie ComputerTech https://youtu.be/cKoJEUodfgA
[18:50:50] Mikoolo He can't pronounce it.
[18:50:57] Mikoolo See.
[18:53:49] Mikoolo Because of big titty karl marx.
[18:53:53] Mikoolo Thats reason enough.
[18:55:00] Mikoolo ComputerTech. Fight your own battles.
[18:55:02] Mikoolo Mano a mano.
[18:55:44] Mikoolo Coward
[18:56:07] Mikoolo londoner666
[18:56:31] Mikoolo He's not african tho.
[18:56:58] Mikoolo Ok
[18:57:02] Mikoolo Affe isn't african then.
[18:57:18] Mikoolo Thanks for the useless information that we have no idea what it's for, Batmanhush.
[18:57:34] Mikoolo Do tell.
[18:57:47] Mikoolo Translation: I don't know.
[18:58:08] Mikoolo I tried.
[18:58:31] Mikoolo I don't.
[19:00:22] Mikoolo Meinkraft
[19:00:37] Mikoolo Oh
[19:00:43] Mikoolo Saddam Hussein
[19:02:23] Mikoolo He's in US, he can't afford to see a doctor :(
[19:02:50] Mikoolo Doctors can do great stuff Batmanhush.
[19:03:08] Mikoolo s/pussyed/dumbyed
[19:03:21] Mikoolo Imagine it getting infected.
[19:03:23] Mikoolo Or infested.
[19:03:34] Mikoolo With puss coming out from it, Batmanhush.
[19:03:45] Mikoolo Thick yellowish mustardlike puss.
[19:04:21] Mikoolo Now imagine not doing about it at that stage, Batmanhush. Septic shock.
[19:04:32] Mikoolo And wham you're dead.
[19:05:07] Mikoolo Or imagine if it gets infested with fly larvae crawling in it.
[19:08:58] Mikoolo The smell of rotting flesh will attract fly larvae, Batmanhush.
[19:09:04] Mikoolo flies*
[19:09:08] Mikoolo That will lay eggs in it.
[19:09:11] Mikoolo For their larvae.
[19:37:56] Mikoolo Give that to your mum from me.
[19:37:59] Mikoolo Ok?
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