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[15:49:45] h4 Syndus throws a cinnamon roll

[15:49:45] h4 jesus

[15:49:47] h4 are you trying to kill her?

[17:54:24] h4 Ahsoka

[17:54:25] h4 HOW

[17:54:26] h4 DARE

[17:54:26] h4 YOU

[17:54:29] h4 highlight me?

[17:56:11] h4 it's mean of her to say that

[17:56:16] h4 no

[17:56:21] h4 just forget he even said that

[17:57:30] h4 that is a song created by the ns propaganda machine

[17:57:38] h4 i do not appreciate you sharing that filth Mikoolo

[17:58:11] h4 !bang

[17:58:12] h4 !bang

[17:58:18] h4 increíble!

[18:01:15] h4 no

[18:01:20] h4 i have a personal dislike for these things

[18:01:25] h4 and you should respect that

[18:10:32] h4 HALT STOP

[18:10:36] h4 JETZT REDE ICH

[18:10:52] h4 i have not consented to anime stuff Mikoolo

[18:11:02] h4 this will have consequences

[18:11:07] h4 that is a warning!

[18:11:25] h4 oh you wanna get cute with me?

[18:11:40] h4 oh alright then

[18:12:28] h4 :O

[18:13:47] h4 NEIN NEIN NEIN

[18:13:57] h4 ofc not

[18:14:11] h4 i can make up an opinion based on prejudice

[18:14:28] h4 Mikoolo just let him do his thing

[18:14:30] h4 he will leave soon

[18:15:12] h4 NEIN NEIN NEIN

[18:15:15] h4 that even sounds like shit

[18:15:25] h4 .yt die prinzen alles nur geklaut

[18:15:29] h4 this is decent german music

[18:15:37] h4 .yt falco der kommissar

[18:15:41] h4 this is decent german music

[18:15:45] h4 ignore that the dude was austrian

[18:15:49] h4 fuck no

[18:15:55] h4 no it's not

[18:15:59] h4 those guys are garbage

[18:16:05] h4 .yt die ärzte deine schuld

[18:16:10] h4 neither

[18:16:14] h4 at least not imo

[18:16:30] h4 .yt Abbruch Wunderbarisierung

[18:16:33] h4 there, german punk!

[18:16:40] h4 thx Ahsoka

[18:16:55] h4 now look up Volk ans Gewehr, Ahsoka

[18:17:05] h4 HelderHeid do it :D

[18:17:19] h4 !request kick Mikoolo for cultural ignorance

[18:17:32] h4 ich lieb dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht

[18:17:33] h4 aha

[18:17:51] h4 tatsächlich nicht

[18:18:33] h4 so kaufet euch welches, Herr Tödlich

[18:18:56] h4 sein Wille soll geschehen

[18:19:41] h4 !!!

[18:19:41] h4 NEIN

[18:19:47] h4 .yt boney M rasputin

[18:19:50] h4 THAT!

[18:20:44] h4 bad bandit!!

[18:20:46] h4 hoppla

[18:20:49] h4 sorry, not bandit

[18:20:52] h4 BAD DEADLY!

[18:22:04] h4 wtf Mikoolo?

[18:22:13] h4 why look for hardly known songs?

[18:22:27] h4 we all now what dschingis khan's hit was

[18:24:17] h4 !request kickban Mikoolo for insulting germans

[18:26:36] h4 deadly bangs dizzee rascal

[18:27:41] h4 is dizzee rascal still a thing?

[18:27:52] h4 when did he start? Early 2000s?

[18:28:06] h4 lets see what youtube thinks i should listen to

[18:28:08] h4 .yt dizzee rascal

[18:28:20] h4 that rings a bell

[18:29:15] h4 whic hone?

[18:29:32] h4 .yt dizzee rascal 2 far

[18:29:33] h4 ?

[18:29:34] h4 oh

[18:31:15] h4 oh dizzee rascal is cool

[18:31:58] h4 .yt black sabbath solitude

[18:32:13] h4 different generation

[18:32:19] h4 i really dig 90s and early 2000s hip hop

[18:32:57] h4 .yt das efx they want efx

[18:34:23] h4 indeed

[18:37:46] h4 .yt cmw rhymes too funky

[18:37:51] h4 this is fucking great too

[18:40:46] h4 oh fuck yeah

[18:40:54] h4 .yt d12 shit on you

[18:41:32] h4 .yt eminem 50 cent never enough

[18:41:47] h4 well

[18:41:53] h4 50 was lyrically kinda good

[18:41:59] h4 oh obie trice is fire too

[18:42:05] h4 .yt obie trice the set up

[18:42:28] h4 oh nice

[18:42:35] h4 .yt eminem royce 59 caterpillar

[18:42:47] h4 you bout to catch another kick Ahsoka

[18:43:10] h4 your opinion is wrong Ahsoka

[18:43:14] h4 you don't know german bands

[18:43:17] h4 if you consider ramstein the best

[18:43:43] h4 .yt warren g regulate

[18:46:08] h4 Fensta purple pills is great

[18:46:23] h4 but i think eminem was at his best when he was battling

[18:46:26] h4 .yt eminem can-i-bitch

[18:47:14] h4 oh this one is fucking fire as well

[18:47:18] h4 .yt cypress hill hit em high

[18:52:29] h4 Fensta please, the entire 2001 album by dre was great

[18:53:04] h4 how could one?

[18:53:19] h4 electrical eel

[19:09:11] h4 good ban deadly

[19:37:38] h4 pulp?

[19:37:39] h4 reminds

[19:37:39] h4 me

[19:37:42] h4 ComputerTech!!

[19:37:43] h4 ComputerTech!!

[19:37:49] h4 $tell ComputerTech pulp fiction?

[19:37:51] h4 hey deac

[19:37:59] h4 :O

[19:38:05] h4 also why only voice in here?

[19:40:28] h4 Herr Frogorg

[19:40:53] h4 GK-KMFDM i mean depends on who you ban :D

[19:40:57] h4 you absolutely should

[19:41:02] h4 i'm doing it despite not being all healthy

[19:41:15] h4 having a cough and am kinda weak

[19:41:15] h4 hell yeah

[19:41:22] h4 i just did 40 anyways, time for the other 40 :D

[19:42:56] h4 damn it

[19:42:56] h4 no

[19:42:59] h4 that was horrible :D

[19:43:07] h4 i can feel my pulse in my head

[19:43:12] h4 i should probably calm down

[19:44:08] h4 naah

[19:44:12] h4 did you do your 40?

[19:44:44] h4 gj Frogorg ⁵

[19:44:53] h4 i should think it does :D

[19:45:11] h4 also i think my pullups and chinups are currently having much more effect than my pushups

[19:45:28] h4 at least the arms get bigger and more defined

[19:45:36] h4 i should keep going then

[19:45:45] h4 nice

[19:45:51] h4 double nice!

[19:46:04] h4 triple nice

[19:46:05] h4 !

[19:46:24] h4 based af Frogorg

[19:47:43] h4 i think you can skip the daily pushups

[19:47:53] h4 you are bench pressing and having a workout session

[19:48:00] h4 pushups and pullups are basically the only thing i do

[19:48:05] h4 for my upper body

[19:48:39] h4 i heard Frogorg can squeeze water from solid rocks

[19:48:54] h4 dude

[19:49:02] h4 4x a week bench presses

[19:49:04] h4 you must be swole

[19:49:11] h4 Kowal is swole??

[19:49:21] h4 Mikoolo fucking hardcore!!

[19:49:36] h4 i should go to a gym and start doing bench presses too

[19:49:47] h4 now how to find a friend, preferrably female, to spot

[19:49:48] h4 ?

[19:49:56] h4 so am I

[19:50:22] h4 and the response is

[19:50:26] h4 I got a boyfriend

[19:50:40] h4 :D

[19:50:48] h4 Ok, get him to spot then

[19:50:50] h4 jfc

[19:51:05] h4 also it's more fun to do it with a friend and push each other

[19:51:07] h4 to new limits

[19:51:44] h4 Frogorg is fucking ripped

[19:53:07] h4 i don't remember what i pressed when i was regularly at the gym with friends

[19:53:10] h4 gotta ask them

[19:53:46] h4 foxy pull

[19:54:31] h4 but you are a brit, right?

[19:55:04] h4 i mean deadly can also be described as "a face only a mother could love"

[19:55:07] h4 just british things

[19:55:35] h4 i'm german

[19:55:39] h4 for historical reasons

[19:55:42] h4 you are all ugly and shitty

[19:56:24] h4 PapaFrog at least you knew

[19:56:30] h4 i was always told how handsome i was

[19:56:37] h4 only i never wanted to bang women over 60

[19:57:10] h4 Mikoolo i mean there are certainly women who like pork chop

[19:57:42] h4 huh

[19:57:43] h4 man up

[19:57:49] h4 oh dear Mikoolo

[19:58:37] h4 then she wouldn't be interested in you :D

[19:59:20] h4 i think you mentioned her before

[19:59:32] h4 well i had a crush on my english teacher in fifth grade

[19:59:32] h4 dat ass

[19:59:38] h4 but i'm sure she is too old now

[20:00:14] h4 fuckable teachers were a rarity

[20:00:21] h4 all the teachers and educators were old and rusty

[20:00:30] h4 today's teachers and educators seem to be much younger

[20:00:45] h4 i enjoy picking up my niece from kindergarten because of the teachers ther e:D

[20:01:06] h4 Mikoolo don't project us behaviour on normal people

[20:01:52] h4 i mean non-americans

[20:02:20] h4 impossible

[20:02:26] h4 i heard only males can be pedophiles

[20:02:36] h4 if a woman does it the boy gets a high five or something

[20:03:20] h4 I just want to let you know that 100 percent nothing was, like, forced or made him feel threatened or made him feel anything.

[20:03:28] h4 you can read the american out of that sentence

[20:03:32] h4 she sounds, like, totally american

[20:03:41] h4 so much, like, you wouldn't believe

[20:03:54] h4 LEARN PROPER ENGLISH WOMAN!

[20:04:27] h4 thank you

[20:04:30] h4 i too detest this

[20:04:49] h4 nvm you fucked a 13 year old boy. 24 to life for that english :D

[20:05:09] h4 yeah, like, you wouldn't believe it

[20:06:04] h4 look at that pic

[20:06:09] h4 how many filters did her face go through?

[20:06:15] h4 a smudge with eyes

[20:06:25] h4 LOL

[20:06:27] h4 the comparison

[20:06:33] h4 her social media pic and the mugshot

[20:06:48] h4 https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/09/NYPICHPDPICT000032923841.jpg?resize=1024,682&quality=75&strip=all

[20:06:51] h4 oh yeah, fuckable, right?

[20:06:55] h4 https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/10/NYPICHPDPICT000055860158.jpg?resize=1024,573&quality=75&strip=all

[20:06:57] h4 oh oof

[20:07:38] h4 Fensta it's not as horrible

[20:07:58] h4 that is more than makeup though

[20:08:38] h4 illegal...maybe girls should not be raised to value themselves by their appearance

[20:09:29] h4 i suppose the internet and social media is not helping

[20:09:59] h4 got it

[20:10:09] h4 it's their fault people like tors are grooming them

[20:10:39] h4 you too?

[20:10:44] h4 this can't be a coincidence

[20:11:09] h4 oh god

[20:11:12] h4 i feel that sentence

[20:11:24] h4 should we make a channel for balding people?

[20:11:41] h4 we're bald

[20:11:42] h4 not jewish

[20:11:55] h4 sometimes i try to grow hair

[20:12:01] h4 then a month or two in

[20:12:07] h4 i notice how ridiculous it looks

[20:12:08] h4 and shave it

[20:12:41] h4 oh god

[20:12:48] h4 is baseball caps a step in that procedure?

[20:12:55] h4 i started wearing one last year :x

[20:13:34] h4 well i got one because my lack of hair made me very vulnerable to the sun

[20:13:41] h4 and i decided against skin cancer

[20:14:40] h4 that is cool

[20:14:44] h4 but you can't wear a fedora to jogging pants

[20:14:49] h4 gotta dress accordingly

[20:15:55] h4 Mikoolo everyone can wear a fedora

[20:16:01] h4 but you gotta have the right attire too

[20:19:42] h4 <~ComputerTech> just got off

[20:19:44] h4 huh

[20:35:25] h4 join what?

[20:35:43] h4 oh wow there was still a "stfu ComputerTech" around :D

[20:35:52] h4 there are more to come, i remember setting them far into the future

[20:40:10] h4 ^

[20:40:12] h4 ⁵

[20:40:36] h4 excuse you?

[20:40:40] h4 it's up there

[20:40:42] h4 it's just a small hand

[20:41:06] h4 you guys are rude

[20:41:09] h4 ComputerTech!!!

[20:41:11] h4 ComputerTech!!!

[20:41:12] h4 :'(

[20:41:19] h4 your #1 german is being bullied by mean europeans

[20:41:49] h4 i am special

[20:41:54] h4 as in behindert

[20:42:07] h4 i have moments where i just scream out my name very loud

[20:42:10] h4 like a pokémon

[20:42:22] h4 then give people who look at me the mean eye

[20:42:34] h4 i can't lick windows

[20:42:40] h4 i usually headbutt them into oblivion

[20:42:57] h4 ask ComputerTech about that one time i found his home

[20:43:01] h4 his mom was in the kitchen

[20:43:09] h4 then some german dude headbutted the kitchen window

[20:43:13] h4 and scremead HIV

[20:43:14] h4 at her

[20:43:18] h4 *screamed

[20:43:26] h4 since then i'm disallowed to enter Dunghill

[20:43:50] h4 that other dude who scratched the window and kept whispering oi oi pantikens was not carried awy

[20:43:51] h4 *away

[20:43:55] h4 no clue what he wanted

[20:44:13] h4 funny thing though

[20:44:22] h4 the guy scratching the window ended up with brain damage

[20:44:24] h4 and i'm fine

[20:44:56] h4 i was not referring to you Mikoolo :O

[20:45:17] h4 if you were there

[20:45:26] h4 you'd have thrown some youtube links about vtubers at his mom

[20:45:42] h4 meanwhile ComputerTech laying on the couch

[20:45:44] h4 silently protesting

[20:45:47] h4 because he can't move

[20:45:51] h4 since he got his ass beaten

[20:46:00] h4 his dad wanted to intervene, but another house collapsed on him

[20:46:10] h4 he looked pissed but distracted for the time being

[20:46:42] h4 hush ThatOleSerpent

[20:46:47] h4 i am telling a story

[20:46:49] h4 don't intervene

[20:47:02] h4 ye shall be forgiven

[20:48:05] h4 oh

[20:48:27] h4 they managed to get a pic of that panteken guy scratching the window

[20:48:28] h4 https://i.imgflip.com/853yx3.jpg

[20:49:06] h4 it's a TorS' word

[20:49:10] h4 i think it means pants

[20:49:13] h4 or underwear

[20:49:16] h4 like panties

[20:49:57] h4 Mikoolo has just reached that age

[20:50:00] h4 where his jokes seem forced

[20:50:54] h4 n8 Mikoolo

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