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Thursday, November 9, 2023

[02:32:52] PapaFrog I'm bored and cold.

[02:37:21] PapaFrog A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that there is a ship's wheel in the pirate's trousers, so he asks about it. Pirate says, "Aye, that be drivin' me nuts!"

[02:38:30] PapaFrog I guess nobody likes my jokes.

[02:40:47] PapaFrog A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank to donate blood. The nurse asks them their blood types. The prist says he is A+. The imam says he is AB-. The rabbit says he thinks he is a type-o.

[02:41:55] PapaFrog foxy: Why did the cat cross the road?

[02:42:21] PapaFrog The chicken had a laser pointer.

[02:42:57] PapaFrog Why did the ear of corn call the cops? He was being stalked!

[02:45:11] PapaFrog Why?

[02:45:20] PapaFrog Haha.

[02:46:28] PapaFrog What is the difference between a serial killer and a successful investor?

[02:47:16] PapaFrog Nothing.. they both make a killing..

[02:48:12] PapaFrog I'll take jokes that only work in English for $100.

[02:50:07] PapaFrog A blind guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The bartender says, "Sure, but I should let you know I am a blonde, the biker chick to your left is a blonde, and the MMA champion to your left is a blonde. Do you still want to tell your joke?" He says, "No, I don't want to explain it three times."

[02:50:54] PapaFrog to your right.

[02:51:27] PapaFrog lol

[02:52:58] PapaFrog I'm sure my wife would think I was funny if she heard some of my jokes, but I don't want to interrupt her.

[02:53:46] PapaFrog foxy: talking...

[02:54:08] PapaFrog It's an old marriage joke.

[02:55:07] PapaFrog A guy tells his friend that he hasn't talked to his wife in five years. His buddy asks, "Wow, your marriage is that bad?" Guy says, "Nah.. She just doesn't like to be interrupted."

[02:56:29] PapaFrog You know the three stages of marital sex are, right?

[02:57:41] PapaFrog Everywhere sex where you have sex in all the rooms of the house.. Bedroom sex where you only do it in the bedroom.. and hallway sex where you say "Fuck you" to each other as your pass each other in the hallway..

[03:00:59] PapaFrog If you were a pastafarian, that would be a religious act.

[03:01:22] PapaFrog May his noodly appendages embrace you.

[03:05:26] PapaFrog I could make miso...

[22:10:50] PapaFrog Got an airbrush.. I think my first time went well.

[22:10:59] PapaFrog Painting model rockets.

[22:23:25] PapaFrog What's updog?

[22:32:52] PapaFrog Mail carriers have to pass an aptitude test.. I'm not sure updog's dad was that bright..

[22:33:14] PapaFrog Civil service exam.

[22:38:41] PapaFrog Only by nick.

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