IRC Driven

[08:22:19] Mikoolo .w

[08:22:22] Mikoolo A morning.

[08:23:24] Mikoolo I see the Neo Neme has declared war on you, h4.

[08:25:18] Mikoolo Are you gonna take it?

[08:27:55] Mikoolo He sounds butthurt, Neo_Nemesis.

[08:28:31] Mikoolo You should talk to your boyfriend in pm, Berg.

[08:28:51] Mikoolo Or did you two break up?

[08:30:07] Mikoolo I would take it as double butt hurt Neo_Nemesis. Considered that they are probably banned from a channel and registered a new one with the same name but an extra # in it.

[08:31:43] Mikoolo And your butt hurts.

[08:32:06] Mikoolo You should take your cross channel drama to some other place, Berg.

[08:32:46] Mikoolo It's ok. The worst thing he can say in pm is no, berg.

[08:33:20] Mikoolo We're not sticking up for him. We just sensed weak people crying.

[08:33:28] Mikoolo We're like sharks.

[08:35:23] Mikoolo Hey thats illegal, Neo_Nemesis. Use a baseball bat instead. You get less time in prison.

[08:35:32] Mikoolo Then why are you here Berg?

[08:35:59] Mikoolo s/wez/my boyfriend

[08:36:21] Mikoolo I don't have a hammer so I can't drop it on myself.

[08:36:41] Mikoolo Is this one of those weird spider-fucker slangs, Neo_Nemesis?

[08:36:56] Mikoolo Like shrimp on the barbie, and shielas?

[08:38:15] Mikoolo Considering they are named mountain they must be fat and probably accidentally ate the proof, Neo_Nemesis.

[08:38:58] Mikoolo Berg = Mountain

[08:39:15] Mikoolo No it means mountain.

[08:39:20] Mikoolo .t de en berg

[08:39:26] Mikoolo .t sv en berg

[08:39:33] Mikoolo In more than one language.

[08:40:04] Mikoolo burg is city or town.

[08:40:33] Mikoolo Ham is not a swedish word, Neo_Nemesis.

[08:40:36] Mikoolo Ham is english.

[08:40:54] Mikoolo Berg is mixing english and swedish/german.

[08:41:00] Mikoolo I bet he wanted to write hamburg.

[08:42:35] Mikoolo Same reasons what males are for.

[08:43:21] Mikoolo The sheep and spider shagging kind, Berg.

[08:44:01] Mikoolo Australians are like the irish, the scots, the welsh and the new zeelanders, but they added spiders to their potential list of spouses,s right beneath sheep.

[08:44:07] Mikoolo wez's ex-boyfriend, h4.

[08:44:56] Mikoolo I don't mind him, h4. But he came in here showing weakness by crying about wez.

[08:46:44] Mikoolo h4 here.

[08:46:47] Mikoolo <Berg> shut up wezyou can make me talk <Berg> wez iz a disgrase to surfies every where

[08:46:51] Mikoolo The first sentences Berg wrote.

[08:46:54] Mikoolo Crying about wez.

[08:47:38] Mikoolo Sounds like crying.

[08:48:18] Mikoolo Berg I think you're misstaking indifference with being hurt.

[08:49:36] Mikoolo Your lack of consistent accurate spelling like "allk" and "wezyou" and "disgrase" are signs about you being emotionally affected by something.

[08:50:31] Mikoolo @seen Rizon-AF0A3726.dyn.iprimus.net.au

[08:53:01] Mikoolo wez, your boyfriend sperg berg is here.

[08:53:42] Mikoolo Not that you mention it, h4.

[08:53:46] Mikoolo I assumed they were male.

[08:53:57] Mikoolo I am sorry berg that I assumed that you were male.

[08:55:16] Mikoolo Sperging, wez?

[08:55:58] Mikoolo You're german wez? D:

[08:56:16] Mikoolo Congratulations wez! You should have told us sooner!

[08:57:30] Mikoolo lol

[08:57:43] Mikoolo You hurt his feelings, h4.

[08:58:27] Mikoolo Whats their og nick, wez?

[08:59:56] Mikoolo TOO SLOW

[09:00:24] Mikoolo louvre

[09:00:41] Mikoolo It's a meseum and not a museum, h4.

[09:00:44] Mikoolo So it must be french.

[09:01:00] Mikoolo jodies

[09:01:05] Mikoolo johns

[09:01:10] Mikoolo jodie

[09:01:13] Mikoolo jonny

[09:01:19] Mikoolo joker

[09:01:27] Mikoolo joshing

[09:01:30] Mikoolo johns

[09:01:33] Mikoolo jonns

[09:01:35] Mikoolo johhs

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[09:01:58] Mikoolo John Wayne

[09:02:04] Mikoolo :D

[09:02:11] Mikoolo Terminator

[09:02:14] Mikoolo Die Hard

[09:02:18] Mikoolo Dumb & Dumber

[09:02:26] Mikoolo poult

[09:02:32] Mikoolo opult

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[09:02:39] Mikoolo pluto

[09:02:44] Mikoolo :D

[09:02:49] Mikoolo Achilles

[09:03:00] Mikoolo Rockcity

[09:03:16] Mikoolo The Beatles

[09:03:23] Mikoolo You shouldn't be so obsessed about her, h4.

[09:03:30] Mikoolo barry lowve

[09:03:41] Mikoolo full moon

[09:03:44] Mikoolo On a full moon

[09:04:00] Mikoolo IBM

[09:04:02] Mikoolo Apple

[09:04:04] Mikoolo Microsoft

[09:04:09] Mikoolo siemens

[09:04:16] Mikoolo Siemenss

[09:04:19] Mikoolo sinclair

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[09:04:56] Mikoolo :D

[09:04:57] Mikoolo I KNEW IT

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[09:05:33] Mikoolo USA

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[09:05:40] Mikoolo nicaragua

[09:05:45] Mikoolo hey

[09:05:48] Mikoolo Fuck you h4

[09:05:49] Mikoolo I was first

[09:05:58] Mikoolo twenty

[09:06:05] Mikoolo Fuck you h4!

[09:06:15] Mikoolo 100

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[09:06:37] Mikoolo You knew it!

[09:06:42] Mikoolo Friday

[09:06:43] Mikoolo wednesday

[09:06:47] Mikoolo thursday

[09:06:49] Mikoolo saturday

[09:06:52] Mikoolo FUCK YOU

[09:07:08] Mikoolo fourty four

[09:07:21] Mikoolo fuck i know her

[09:07:24] Mikoolo She disappeared

[09:07:27] Mikoolo amelia earhart

[09:07:42] Mikoolo Neither cna I, Neo_Nemesis.

[09:07:57] Mikoolo start the engine

[09:08:10] Mikoolo yearly

[09:08:24] Mikoolo But I was.

[09:08:29] Mikoolo Technically I was wrong.

[09:08:38] Mikoolo The worst kind of wrong.

[09:08:41] Mikoolo holly

[09:08:51] Mikoolo madonna

[09:08:54] Mikoolo shania twain

[09:09:00] Mikoolo loreeeeeen

[09:09:09] Mikoolo loveloss

[09:09:12] Mikoolo loveless

[09:09:15] Mikoolo loverboy

[09:09:27] Mikoolo Gone with the wind

[09:09:34] Mikoolo Something about that mary

[09:09:41] Mikoolo rockefeller

[09:09:44] Mikoolo retention

[09:09:55] Mikoolo retardion

[09:10:02] Mikoolo retchl

[09:10:19] Mikoolo I bet it's some english word we rarely use but instantly know what it means.

[09:10:30] Mikoolo kodax

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[09:10:51] Mikoolo bandwagon

[09:10:53] Mikoolo bandtank

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[09:11:20] Mikoolo I agree

[09:11:32] Mikoolo love fucking

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[09:12:24] Mikoolo libya

[09:12:42] Mikoolo I hate baby names.

[09:13:09] Mikoolo The mongolians are coming

[09:13:25] Mikoolo the meaning of wait

[09:13:31] Mikoolo the meaning of wars

[09:13:33] Mikoolo the meaning of life

[09:13:58] Mikoolo ac/dc

[09:14:01] Mikoolo fuck you Neo_Nemesis

[09:14:04] Mikoolo I was first.

[09:14:22] Mikoolo [10:13:58] <+Neo_Nemesis> ac/dc

[09:14:22] Mikoolo [10:13:57] <&Mikoolo> ac/dc

[09:14:34] Mikoolo AMERICAN

[09:14:41] Mikoolo bluewhale

[09:14:43] Mikoolo orca

[09:14:45] Mikoolo killerwhale

[09:14:49] Mikoolo potter hary

[09:14:57] Mikoolo polar bear

[09:15:11] Mikoolo Jerry Spriner Show

[09:15:15] Mikoolo Takashis Castle

[09:15:21] Mikoolo mary b good

[09:15:24] Mikoolo Yeah h4.

[09:15:37] Mikoolo Or takeshi

[09:15:40] Mikoolo But not tekashi

[09:15:47] Mikoolo michael jackson

[09:15:49] Mikoolo michael jacksson

[09:15:56] Mikoolo michael jordansss

[09:15:59] Mikoolo michael douglas

[09:16:08] Mikoolo corckscrew

[09:16:10] Mikoolo fu

[09:16:15] Mikoolo I was first again

[09:16:18] Mikoolo THIS BOT IS RIGGED

[09:16:27] Mikoolo queen victoria

[09:16:33] Mikoolo Eat my dirt.

[09:16:43] Mikoolo nocturnal

[09:17:07] Mikoolo headwey

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[09:17:16] Mikoolo fu

[09:17:19] Mikoolo I was first again.

[09:17:25] Mikoolo Nesse

[09:17:32] Mikoolo voultaires river

[09:17:52] Mikoolo Johnson

[09:17:55] Mikoolo Marvin

[09:18:00] Mikoolo Marvin gaye

[09:18:17] Mikoolo marvin marvin

[09:18:19] Mikoolo marvin marvel

[09:18:31] Mikoolo marvin gayler

[09:18:35] Mikoolo marvin foster

[09:18:38] Mikoolo marvin faster

[09:18:42] Mikoolo marvin kla

[09:18:51] Mikoolo England

[09:18:58] Mikoolo new zeeland

[09:19:00] Mikoolo new zealand

[09:19:07] Mikoolo o

[09:19:21] Mikoolo First rape victim

[09:19:27] Mikoolo nanny kennedy

[09:19:32] Mikoolo nancy kennedy

[09:19:37] Mikoolo nancy kenedy

[09:19:46] Mikoolo o

[09:19:55] Mikoolo John Wayne

[09:20:02] Mikoolo I thought KFC's wife was nancy.

[09:20:10] Mikoolo belt

[09:20:12] Mikoolo blouse

[09:20:14] Mikoolo top

[09:20:17] Mikoolo shirt

[09:20:22] Mikoolo blossom

[09:20:33] Mikoolo bodier

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[09:21:07] Mikoolo RAWHIDE

[09:21:23] Mikoolo I only know it thanks to Blues Brothers, Neo_Nemesis.

[09:21:36] Mikoolo .yt blues brothers rawhide

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[09:22:08] Mikoolo I knew it.

[09:22:15] Mikoolo Rebell

[09:22:19] Mikoolo Young Rebel

[09:22:21] Mikoolo Rebel without a cause

[09:22:48] Mikoolo last tano to night

[09:22:52] Mikoolo last tango to night

[09:23:00] Mikoolo last tango in paris

[09:23:19] Mikoolo .skip

[09:23:22] Mikoolo fuck that

[09:23:38] Mikoolo bushy

[09:23:45] Mikoolo brush

[09:23:52] Mikoolo :D

[09:23:58] Mikoolo Were you first on your end, h4?

[09:24:19] Mikoolo new york

[09:24:21] Mikoolo new jersey

[09:24:29] Mikoolo time

[09:24:38] Mikoolo demnentia

[09:24:40] Mikoolo dementia

[09:24:43] Mikoolo alzheimers

[09:24:47] Mikoolo brain damage

[09:24:57] Mikoolo hannah barbera

[09:25:03] Mikoolo hanna barbera

[09:25:07] Mikoolo fred estair

[09:25:15] Mikoolo fred eastair

[09:25:20] Mikoolo fred barbera

[09:25:24] Mikoolo fred berbera

[09:25:37] Mikoolo fred barby

[09:25:42] Mikoolo fred baraby

[09:25:47] Mikoolo fred fuckby

[09:26:40] Mikoolo understood

[09:26:56] Mikoolo Experience, Sander?

[09:27:23] Mikoolo planck

[09:27:33] Mikoolo harekrishna

[09:28:09] Mikoolo bbl gotta poop

[09:28:34] Mikoolo You're american, h4? D:

[09:58:25] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[11:21:01] Mikoolo Hi HelderHeid.

[11:21:05] Mikoolo Hows your weekend been so far?

[11:22:43] Mikoolo You linked it earlier this week Chiester.

[11:23:00] Mikoolo Ah

[11:23:23] Mikoolo I don't recognize any of those names.

[11:23:56] Mikoolo But I might go watch Metallica in Helsinki next year.

[11:26:33] Mikoolo Uneventful and boring. Except my neighbour invading my apartment with her shitty music and late night moans.

[11:27:19] Mikoolo I heard my neighbour have sex, Chiester.

[11:27:44] Mikoolo I wouldn't have let them.

[11:28:17] Mikoolo I should do that next time.

[11:28:37] Mikoolo "MOAN LOUDER! I AM TRYING REALLY HARD TO IMAGINE YOU TWO HAVING SEX AND I'M GOING FLACCID RIGHT NOW!"

[11:29:28] Mikoolo Heh

[11:30:10] Mikoolo Or leave a note in the mailbox "Can you turn the best 20 degrees to the left? We need to get a better angle on the doggy style part next time."

[11:30:14] Mikoolo the bed*

[11:31:34] Mikoolo Ok I found a dadjoke.

[11:31:49] Mikoolo Gonorrhea would have been a great name for a diarrhea medicine.

[11:33:31] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/VRZBsYu.jpeg

[11:34:57] Mikoolo I see that you would hate having a daughter.

[11:35:06] Mikoolo And want to see her get bullied in school.

[11:35:35] Mikoolo An aquaintance of mine sent me a text and a pic this morning.

[11:35:43] Mikoolo His daughter has been born.

[11:36:05] Mikoolo I told him "Now you need to get a shotgun and saltshots for when she gets older."

[11:36:25] Mikoolo I also congratulated him.

[11:45:30] Mikoolo We got a lake in town that does that every year.

[11:45:48] Mikoolo It's surrounded by forests and the ice gets really smooth.

[11:51:45] Mikoolo But the place is almost like hell during summer.

[11:51:51] Mikoolo Mosquitos.

[11:51:57] Mikoolo Mosquitos the size of sparrows everywhere.

[11:53:16] Mikoolo Are you winning son?

[11:53:56] Mikoolo We need a puntgun in DuckHunt.

[11:55:18] Mikoolo Nice

[11:57:09] Mikoolo Flame thrower is more effective during mid summer season, HelderHeid.

[11:57:26] Mikoolo Just flame a couple of times and you'll have the whole area mosquito free.

[11:57:50] Mikoolo It's sort of marshlands around that lake.

[11:58:02] Mikoolo Marshland and thick forest.

[11:58:28] Mikoolo Huge ass evergreen trees with puddles around the base all year round.

[12:01:11] Mikoolo Here's one pic from the area https://gunnelmariainspiration.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/img_4733.jpg

[12:01:53] Mikoolo Thats in spring.

[12:01:56] Mikoolo Early spring.

[12:02:24] Mikoolo They got a wooden path like that around almost the entire lake.

[12:02:35] Mikoolo Handicap enabled.

[12:02:56] Mikoolo I used to go there almost everyday while I was work training back in 2017-2018

[12:03:26] Mikoolo We cleaned up the places with bbqs and change trashbags there.

[12:03:33] Mikoolo While also refilling the firewood boxes.

[12:05:20] Mikoolo And wintertime we shoveled up each place and change trashbags and refilled with firewood aswell.

[12:05:32] Mikoolo We didn't shovel up the walkway tho.

[12:05:50] Mikoolo People tend to drive on them with snowmobiles so the snow gets really hard and compact.

[12:06:32] Mikoolo The bird reservate in town is also handicap accessible.

[12:07:31] Mikoolo https://www.lansstyrelsen.se/images/18.840e7ca163033c061f15e81/1526068262248/Gammelstadsviken%20rastplats%20fr%C3%A5n%20f%C3%A5geltorn%20770x420.jpg heres a pic from the big bbq place there.

[12:07:36] Mikoolo The pic was taken from the birdwatching tower.

[12:08:50] Mikoolo Like. When I started my time at the work training place they asked if they had volunteers to come work on a saturday. We'd get one weekday off from work as compensation.

[12:08:58] Mikoolo I instantly voluntered.

[12:09:30] Mikoolo All I did that day was grill sausages for people and refilled the campfires.

[12:41:49] Mikoolo .f

[12:42:44] Mikoolo We might apparently reach -20c on saturday.

[12:43:07] Mikoolo We're still preparing the car bombs for the trafalgar square bombing tomorrow at lunch, irish666.

[12:43:48] Mikoolo As soon as the church bells start ringing it's go time, irish666.

[12:44:04] Mikoolo I'm a failed cyborg.

[12:44:21] Mikoolo Worst thing that could happen me is that they dump me at a scrapyard.

[12:44:35] Mikoolo Big bro called me that.

[12:44:38] Mikoolo But I still got my right eye.

[12:44:42] Mikoolo I just can't use it.

[12:45:25] Mikoolo But the metal bit in my brain thats not picking up radio stations or wifi conections make me a failed cyborg, irish666.

[12:45:38] Mikoolo yours*

[12:46:51] Mikoolo .cc 1 gbp to usd

[12:47:13] Mikoolo About what, irish666?

[12:47:26] Mikoolo Did you buy indian tobacco?

[12:47:59] Mikoolo Ah spreading the kings currency among the natives to fuel their terrorism against the traitor colonies.

[12:49:01] Mikoolo Thats because apple wants more money from you, Kanabit.

[12:49:43] Mikoolo irish666

[12:50:08] Mikoolo wez your ex hasn't returned.

[12:50:33] Mikoolo irish666 is a girl.

[12:50:45] Mikoolo 666 is her 3 measurements.

[12:51:27] Mikoolo 66cm chest, 60cm waist 66 cm hips.

[12:54:18] Mikoolo wez answer is still valid, Kanabit.

[12:54:49] Mikoolo inb4 they brick it

[12:55:15] Mikoolo And wez gave you a valid answer, Kanabit.

[12:56:56] Mikoolo Use the search engine of your choice to figure out how, Kanabit.

[12:58:50] Mikoolo I do all kinds of stuff with my android.

[12:59:08] Mikoolo I once installed a custom os on my first android phone and installed network spoofer.

[12:59:15] Mikoolo IT was fun to annoy my big brother with it.

[12:59:59] Mikoolo He went to check news sites on his laptop and all pictures on the articles was replaced with gay porn, irish666

[13:02:33] Mikoolo Cyanogen, thats what I put on my galaxy ace.

[13:04:03] Mikoolo My favourite phone was the galaxy III LTE.

[13:04:27] Mikoolo I had a huge massive third party battery on it.

[13:04:34] Mikoolo It lasted forever and ever.

[13:04:46] Mikoolo It made my phone look like a brick tho.

[13:04:53] Mikoolo A real fatty.

[13:05:52] Mikoolo Use the search engine of your choice to find out how, Kanabit.

[13:07:34] Mikoolo Also, imagine not spending time researching info about a phone before purchasing it.

[13:08:31] Mikoolo Then why didn't buy a charger at the same time then?

[13:09:55] Mikoolo I've been researching tv, gpu and psu for a month now.

[13:10:52] Mikoolo I'll probably get a 4080, a 850w be quiet psu and almost any samsung telly.

[13:11:20] Mikoolo They are american, irish666.

[13:11:34] Mikoolo And stereotypically dumb.

[13:12:18] Mikoolo I've not seen kanabit so I can't argue against that, irish666.

[13:15:28] Mikoolo This one irish666? https://youtu.be/tVh_54oP4Zk

[13:17:01] Mikoolo Fun Fact: Leningrad Cowboys are fins.

[13:17:38] Mikoolo I don't like petry.

[13:18:15] Mikoolo They are a stalker, irish666.

[13:18:25] Mikoolo poetry*

[13:20:37] Mikoolo Here irish666 have a song about a very important figure in modern history https://youtu.be/peCu-i6XT88

[13:23:01] Mikoolo .cc days to black friday

[13:23:53] Mikoolo I don't like poetry irish666.

[13:23:58] Mikoolo And I don't like danes either.

[13:24:57] Mikoolo irish666 https://i.imgur.com/yzWt6MJ.jpeg

[13:26:43] Mikoolo He lost weight and gained hair, irish666.

[13:27:17] Mikoolo any thing*

[13:27:27] Mikoolo Or rather said, anything.

[13:58:50] Mikoolo Atleast they got honest box art, No_One.

[14:06:23] Mikoolo If you see 50 ducks take off from the lake you'll be able to shoot 100 ducks with one pull of the trigger, HelderHeid.

[14:06:53] Mikoolo And the boat is there to absorb the recoil while it's in the water when you fire the punt gun, HelderHeid.

[14:07:48] Mikoolo https://www.dogsanddoubles.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Screen-Shot-2020-01-26-at-2.27.09-PM.png here's a horrifying view of the wrong end of a puntgun.

[14:09:01] Mikoolo Imagine holding it like this as you fire it https://aws.boone-crockett.org/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/puntgun_header-fb.jpg

[14:09:18] Mikoolo Your arm would say "Bye Bye!" as the punt gun recoil rips it off your shoulder.

[14:09:41] Mikoolo A puntgun.

[14:09:49] Mikoolo It was used for commercial waterfowl hunting.

[14:10:15] Mikoolo And the neighbours dog, their wife, kids, their neighbours.

[14:13:20] Mikoolo Also nice plops the day after if you accidentally ate one.

[14:14:03] Mikoolo Reminded me of this scene https://youtu.be/o4jf3FJOIyg

[14:14:42] Mikoolo Human, irish666?

[14:16:12] Mikoolo Mexican spanish or spanish spanish?

[14:16:34] Mikoolo Texican mexicans.

[14:16:44] Mikoolo The worst kind of spanish.

[14:17:35] Mikoolo irish666 https://youtu.be/9m08lD-YH-Q

[14:19:45] Mikoolo Does it say "made in sweden" ?

[14:19:48] Mikoolo And what brand?

[14:19:56] Mikoolo If it's arla it could be danish milk in it.

[14:20:34] Mikoolo Ah

[14:20:36] Mikoolo Nest le.

[14:20:47] Mikoolo The french dairy company.

[14:22:01] Mikoolo It's not a fucking cheese.

[14:23:14] Mikoolo See, irish666. You're a fucking cheese.

[14:23:36] Mikoolo No hablo espanol.

[14:24:09] Mikoolo And in mexican it's with a z?

[14:25:03] Mikoolo Thats because the barcas are retards.

[14:25:30] Mikoolo Do we?

[14:26:00] Mikoolo Could have been worse tho.

[14:26:05] Mikoolo He could have been welsh.

[14:26:12] Mikoolo Amirite HelderHeid irish666?

[14:26:53] Mikoolo The welsh enjoys that too.

[14:27:19] Mikoolo This is the shortest name for a town in wales, phonekait. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[14:27:41] Mikoolo ^

[14:28:14] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM

[14:28:41] Mikoolo No idea wez.

[14:28:45] Mikoolo I ain't welsh.

[14:29:01] Mikoolo No but I've heard about limerick.

[14:29:19] Mikoolo .w limerick

[14:32:23] Mikoolo PapaFrog you could sell one of his kidneys on the black market and fund your upgrade with that money.

[14:34:50] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/Tp76cHN2FDU

[14:37:53] Mikoolo What about married malt whiskys, wez?

[14:38:05] Mikoolo Or dating malt whisky.

[14:39:43] Mikoolo I've had a great japanese whisky and a bad japanese whisky, wez.

[14:40:14] Mikoolo Tenjaku was the bad one.

[14:40:21] Mikoolo Nikka Coffey Grain was the good one.

[14:41:05] Mikoolo You could have marketed the Tenjaku as a vodka and no one would have complained.

[14:42:36] Mikoolo twentytwo is that a challenge?

[14:42:47] Mikoolo I am waiting for xmas.

[14:43:01] Mikoolo Gonna ask the surgeons on tuesday if it's ok or not to have alcohol, HelderHeid.

[14:43:18] Mikoolo I've not had whisky since august 13th.

[14:43:28] Mikoolo twentytwo challenge accepted then.

[14:43:55] Mikoolo boot*

[14:43:59] Mikoolo No irish666.

[14:44:55] Mikoolo Last time I talked with the surgeons they said my brain damage is comparable to a stroke, irish666.

[14:45:29] Mikoolo Brain.

[14:45:46] Mikoolo Yeah.

[14:46:04] Mikoolo They also told me to contact them asap if I start experiencing stroke like symptoms.

[14:47:12] Mikoolo That she does loads of puns and a smartass, irish666?

[14:48:23] Mikoolo I can use voltaren salve, irish666. It'll hurt your ass a bit less.

[14:48:32] Mikoolo Or a paracetamol salve.

[14:48:55] Mikoolo Can I put on a condom first, HelderHeid?

[14:49:23] Mikoolo Sweet.

[14:52:27] Mikoolo You are indeed a papa, PapaFrog.

[14:54:15] Mikoolo HelderHeid, What city is the fastest growing in the world? Dublin.

[14:54:25] Mikoolo Because it's always Dublin.

[14:55:22] Mikoolo I was going to tell a joke about time travel but none of you liked it.

[14:56:11] Mikoolo If a kid refuses to nap. Are they guilty of resisting a rest?

[14:57:39] Mikoolo What does garlic do when it gets hot?

[14:57:43] Mikoolo It takes it's cloves offf.

[14:58:12] Mikoolo Ok last one.

[14:58:20] Mikoolo Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.

[14:59:55] Mikoolo I could also tell a joke about pizza but it's a little cheesy.

[15:00:36] Mikoolo Ok one last one.

[15:00:44] Mikoolo HelderHeid you work in offices or something right?

[15:00:49] Mikoolo Tell your it department this.

[15:00:59] Mikoolo What's an astronauts favourite part of a computer?

[15:01:01] Mikoolo The space bar.

[15:06:23] Mikoolo PapaFrog I got a better idea.

[15:06:40] Mikoolo How many art based LEGO sets can you buy before your wife starts catching on?

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