IRC Driven

[07:56:25] Mikoolo A Morning.

[08:02:16] Mikoolo Sander sing with me https://youtu.be/OsotEhFcgJA

[08:09:19] Mikoolo No, she said christmas tree christmas tree.

[08:09:21] Mikoolo In the butt.

[08:14:31] Mikoolo It's a song about the angel some people put on top of the christmas tree, Sander.

[08:15:46] Mikoolo Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.

[08:15:46] Mikoolo Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,

[08:15:46] Mikoolo A dreadful fear went right into my heart.

[08:15:46] Mikoolo When this angel heard

[08:15:46] Mikoolo Those pine tree needles sting me,

[08:15:47] Mikoolo You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)

[08:16:28] Mikoolo Sounded a bit like Svarte Piet.

[08:16:34] Mikoolo Piek could have been his son.

[08:17:56] Mikoolo You should decorate yours with carpentry tools this year, Sander.

[08:18:00] Mikoolo If you have one.

[09:34:09] Mikoolo Don't know, h4.

[09:34:59] Mikoolo Nice login.

[09:35:06] Mikoolo Good move!

[09:44:09] Mikoolo I think he's jealous because everyone on this end gets to much of ComputerTech's rear orifice, h4.

[09:45:04] Mikoolo So much*

[09:45:30] Mikoolo Fuck. I think my english has deteriorated a bit. I've noticed I make quite the amount of small typos.

[09:46:43] Mikoolo I think more brain power is sent to my noticing skills due to less informational input from my sensory organs, login.

[09:49:14] Mikoolo Not more than I already have, login.

[09:50:21] Mikoolo You forgot I injured my eye months ago login?

[09:51:16] Mikoolo My right eye got hit by a 1.4cm long metal wire. Bombed with shrapnel from the lense on my glasses. Had no pupil as I got into surgery.

[09:51:47] Mikoolo No idea.

[09:52:27] Mikoolo The eye is still there but filled with oil.

[09:52:52] Mikoolo The oil will prevent it from drying out and shrinking.

[09:53:48] Mikoolo I got some more paperwork to send in but I'll get a clump sum and annuity in the form of if I get a job that pays less than the one I had during the accident the difference will be subsidized by the government.

[09:54:25] Mikoolo I could be flipping burgers 5 hours a day 5 days a week and get.

[09:54:33] Mikoolo .cc 27000 sek to euro

[09:54:35] Mikoolo A month.

[09:54:37] Mikoolo Before tax.

[10:10:57] Mikoolo Ofc not, Sander. It wouldn't go far in the NL either. Money doesn't walk, fly or drive.

[10:26:21] Mikoolo Yes herald?

[10:26:35] Mikoolo Japan.

[10:26:42] Mikoolo It's usually shaking.

[10:26:58] Mikoolo .w -n herald

[10:27:03] Mikoolo Tats not cold.

[10:27:05] Mikoolo thats*

[10:27:08] Mikoolo .w

[10:27:30] Mikoolo This ain't cold as hell.

[10:27:35] Mikoolo .w kiruna

[10:27:41] Mikoolo Fuck it's warmer there.

[10:27:47] Mikoolo .w arjeplog

[10:27:51] Mikoolo meh

[10:28:06] Mikoolo We get sub -20c regularly here, herald. And -30c.

[10:28:13] Mikoolo On rare occasions we get -40c.

[10:28:25] Mikoolo So -14c is nothing.

[10:31:04] Mikoolo :D

[10:31:30] Mikoolo I think the wire transmits my brain damage to other people, h4.

[10:32:21] Mikoolo Here h4 https://youtu.be/7MlJzYy-ABY

[10:32:33] Mikoolo ja

[10:32:51] Mikoolo Vörstoelich

[10:34:07] Mikoolo The cover was made same year as the og song was released.

[10:35:25] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/grAk4d2yPyk

[10:35:26] Mikoolo :D

[10:35:38] Mikoolo With the dlc?

[10:36:44] Mikoolo Did you try the secret ending?

[10:37:38] Mikoolo It's a variation where you storm the Arasaka Tower.

[10:38:46] Mikoolo If you got Rogue to appear in Path of Glory you already got the secret ending tho, h4.

[10:40:14] Mikoolo Metro if you haven't played them yet.

[10:40:18] Mikoolo But I suspect you have.

[10:40:31] Mikoolo You also played Sam's Story?

[10:40:51] Mikoolo The one in Exodus?

[10:41:02] Mikoolo Never encountered that bug.

[10:42:03] Mikoolo Mine survived.

[10:42:06] Mikoolo I got the good ending.

[10:42:22] Mikoolo I just ain't a murderous asshole :D

[10:42:46] Mikoolo The thing that affects it the most is the taiga area.

[10:42:58] Mikoolo You're free to kill as many pirates as you can.

[10:43:03] Mikoolo But not the other group.

[10:43:35] Mikoolo I liked Sam's Story tho. It was awesome.

[10:44:00] Mikoolo He left for vladivostok.

[10:44:06] Mikoolo The only american in the group.

[10:44:26] Mikoolo hf gl

[10:44:51] Mikoolo I'm getting dressed here atm.

[10:45:02] Mikoolo Gonna see the radio technicians in about an hour.

[10:46:06] Mikoolo I hope I get good news about my question I'm going to ask.

[10:46:11] Mikoolo If it's ok to drink whisky.

[10:46:14] Mikoolo And beer.

[10:46:37] Mikoolo If it is then I might go and buy some cider.

[10:47:14] Mikoolo I'll buy some bulmers.

[10:47:31] Mikoolo It hasn't stopped ComputerTech from trying to make his liver quit.

[10:47:59] Mikoolo And I think I drank less that ComputerTech did this summer.

[10:50:11] Mikoolo But saying that the irish is drunk is like saying that water is wet.

[10:57:16] Mikoolo Gonna watch this when I get back https://youtu.be/KG2ttRgc5Zk

[10:57:30] Mikoolo Escapist had a meltdown and fired Nick.

[10:57:37] Mikoolo Loads of people quit.

[11:04:44] Mikoolo bbl

[13:15:01] Mikoolo deadly good nows. I may drink alcohol.

[13:15:05] Mikoolo news*

[13:17:50] Mikoolo I never asked before until now, Syndus.

[13:25:07] Mikoolo Ain't both the same in the end?

[13:47:24] Mikoolo wof, fire that person.

[13:47:43] Mikoolo Or deepfake being someone esle and make his paranoia much worse, wof.

[13:47:49] Mikoolo else*

[13:48:40] Mikoolo Imagine it wof. Finding out that he's having sexy time with one of the female staffers and suddenly pulls out his cock infront of the webcam while you're deepfaking to be like her.

[13:50:01] Mikoolo He's trying to act like a chav to you deadly.

[13:50:19] Mikoolo Nice.

[13:51:29] Mikoolo They exist.

[13:51:32] Mikoolo Thats whats wrong with them.

[13:51:37] Mikoolo Amirite deadly?

[13:54:26] Mikoolo My new glasses are done.

[13:54:30] Mikoolo Gonna go pick them up tomorrow.

[13:59:36] Mikoolo phonekait https://i.imgur.com/CMELtJK.mp4

[13:59:41] Mikoolo Enable sound

[14:02:21] Mikoolo I add nsfw to stuff if they are nsfw, phonekait.

[14:03:15] Mikoolo Sometimes I imply something is nsfw while it's actually sfw, phonekait.

[14:03:34] Mikoolo Imagine going to www.bbc.com and expect big black cocks like the one this girl is grabbing, grapejuice. https://i.imgur.com/s7rTtu2.jpeg

[14:03:51] Mikoolo Copypasted from chat.

[14:04:06] Mikoolo True

[14:04:33] Mikoolo I like how it uses her shoulder to stay upright.

[14:04:43] Mikoolo Quite heavy.

[14:07:22] Mikoolo Ask her if she wants to see a big black twitching cock phonekait and show her this https://i.imgur.com/dPUGuNh.gif

[14:10:54] Mikoolo Do you like bbc ComputerTech?

[14:11:45] Mikoolo Anything with Sir David on it is an automatic must see.

[14:12:34] Mikoolo His brother died 9 years ago

[14:12:39] Mikoolo Richard.

[14:12:44] Mikoolo He was in Jurassic Park.

[14:13:13] Mikoolo Hope he lives to see triple digits.

[14:13:34] Mikoolo Betty White was taken before her triple digits.

[14:13:56] Mikoolo So did Betty White.

[14:14:22] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/9u_VI9B0Vg4

[14:14:34] Mikoolo She doesn't have kids so yes, ComputerTech.

[14:15:21] Mikoolo Yeah but he has 2 kids, ComputerTech.

[14:15:26] Mikoolo Raising kids steals years from your life.

[14:15:33] Mikoolo Stress.

[14:15:44] Mikoolo ComputerTech. Say you got 2 6 year olds.

[14:15:54] Mikoolo You turn your back to them for 1 second.

[14:16:16] Mikoolo WHen you turn back to look at them they are gone and you hear the family cat meowing like crazy, ComputerTech.

[14:16:42] Mikoolo Sounds like loads of stress if she always disciplined you.

[14:18:08] Mikoolo ComputerTech's Mum: YOU FUCKIN' WANKAH HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YE YA CANNAE HAVE WHISKEY UNTIL YER 18 YERS OLD? NOW I HAVE TAH USE ME BELT ON YER LITTLE BUM AGAIN!

[14:18:50] Mikoolo True but he didn't know that being homeschooled and all, h4.

[14:19:05] Mikoolo Yeah.

[14:19:18] Mikoolo I think he already did.

[14:19:35] Mikoolo Also h4, ComputerTech. It's ok for me to consume alcohol.

[14:19:52] Mikoolo Doctor laughed as I asked him.

[14:20:06] Mikoolo Yeah

[14:21:56] Mikoolo But you said you were always disciplined!

[14:22:40] Mikoolo It's also grammatically correct to read it as you being a unruly child that was always disciplined.

[14:22:58] Mikoolo English is so imprecise.

[14:23:08] Mikoolo inprecise?

[14:23:10] Mikoolo Unprecise?

[14:23:22] Mikoolo Unaccurate

[14:23:36] Mikoolo We should make Changeover Day happen in real life, h4.

[14:23:47] Mikoolo wYeah.

[14:23:50] Mikoolo But only the changeover part.

[14:24:32] Mikoolo So get on board, or GET OUT!

[14:24:32] Mikoolo Guten Abend, Everyone! (Guten Abend!)

[14:24:32] Mikoolo Changeover Day! from July the fourth, you gotta say goodbye to English (Auf Wiedersehen!)

[14:24:32] Mikoolo We are here to tell you all about CHANGEOVER DAY! (Changeover Day?!)

[14:24:51] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/BGWHjNA_caY

[14:27:21] Mikoolo Sorry phonekait but I think I found a new job for you https://i.imgur.com/nXn88ps.jpeg

[14:29:18] Mikoolo Don't worry ComputerTech. She's experienced. You won't feel anything during the surgery.

[14:29:37] Mikoolo You might not remember anything that happened the last 12 months either. But thats ok.

[14:30:23] Mikoolo No no.

[14:30:25] Mikoolo Thats assault.

[14:30:35] Mikoolo She works as an anesthesiologist.

[14:32:23] Mikoolo She administers anesthesia to patients that require it before surgery.

[14:35:46] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[14:36:14] Mikoolo My sick leave got extended to the end of the year.

[14:38:03] Mikoolo Is it the one that rhyhmes with My sharona, DickCheney?

[14:38:40] Mikoolo h4, the doctor said "How are you feeling?" "Any issues?" "Why do you want it extended?"

[14:38:42] Mikoolo I was honest with him.

[14:39:06] Mikoolo And said "No issues, I feel great except a bit hard to sleep at night. And I thought a new year a new start on life."

[14:40:09] Mikoolo Also that I sometimes think wether I'll still be me when I wake up.

[14:41:43] Mikoolo [15:36:13] <&Mikoolo> My sick leave got extended to the end of the year.

[14:41:48] Mikoolo ski ^

[14:42:40] Mikoolo Change of tools and routines and stuff, login.

[14:42:58] Mikoolo Also. I don't think the changes are necessary either, login.

[14:43:35] Mikoolo I'm like a one case every 30 years.

[14:44:11] Mikoolo I had a once in 10 million accident, login.

[14:45:09] Mikoolo :D

[14:46:07] Mikoolo The best solution they are applying is raising the wildlife fence so it doesn't touch the ground, login.

[14:46:34] Mikoolo So you can swing your saw beneath it without touching the fence.

[14:46:53] Mikoolo I think it was 10cmabove the ground.

[14:47:32] Mikoolo Yes, the poles that keep the fence up will also be attached 10 cm above the ground.

[14:47:44] Mikoolo Incase someone would ask about that part.

[15:18:47] Mikoolo Chiester wants 90yo + cock

[15:49:27] Mikoolo I don't think that helps, phonekait. He has siblings.

[15:50:08] Mikoolo Worse, irish666.

[15:50:09] Mikoolo ComputerTech.

[15:50:31] Mikoolo Sorry.

[15:50:45] Mikoolo I halfway turned you into a lasagna as you fixed that typo.

[15:50:56] Mikoolo .w lasagne

[15:51:34] Mikoolo Hi marblesurf.

[15:51:40] Mikoolo .w england, us

[15:51:48] Mikoolo Decent temp you got there, irish666.

[15:51:59] Mikoolo .w England, UK

[15:52:28] Mikoolo Theres also, irish666.

[15:52:31] Mikoolo .w england, de

[15:52:45] Mikoolo Add a , irish666.

[15:53:01] Mikoolo DE is Deutschland

[15:53:30] Mikoolo Because DK is Denmark.

[15:54:33] Mikoolo Probably some small town that was inhabitated by banished nobles or something, irish666.

[15:55:05] Mikoolo .w Satan's Kingdom

[15:55:10] Mikoolo .w Satans Kingdom

[15:55:27] Mikoolo Satans Kingdom is a village? small town? in that county.

[15:56:04] Mikoolo knäck

[15:56:06] Mikoolo Knäckt

[15:56:23] Mikoolo Knekt

[15:56:38] Mikoolo Squire iirc

[15:56:42] Mikoolo .t sv en knekt

[15:56:52] Mikoolo not the name

[15:57:01] Mikoolo Like, jack in a deck of cards.

[15:57:04] Mikoolo That kind of jack.

[15:57:33] Mikoolo It comes from german.

[15:57:36] Mikoolo .t de en knecht

[15:58:59] Mikoolo Tamburmajor is a great swedish army rank.

[15:59:21] Mikoolo .t sv en Tamburmajor

[15:59:32] Mikoolo Drum Major

[15:59:35] Mikoolo Or Field Commander.

[15:59:50] Mikoolo You're at the front of the military marching music band.

[16:00:01] Mikoolo Super wargod?

[16:00:17] Mikoolo Tyr is the norse god of war.

[16:00:51] Mikoolo Tyr says jump, the einhärjar says "Speak norse you english cunt!". Then he says "Hoppa" and the einhärjar jumps.

[16:04:35] Mikoolo Tyr is also one armed towards Ragnarok.

[16:04:50] Mikoolo As Fenrir gets a bit hungry.

[16:05:45] Mikoolo Because it's closer to the norwegian/icelandic spelling.

[16:06:33] Mikoolo And loads of people think they both are myths, HelderHeid.

[16:07:30] Mikoolo But I know better. I know Fenrir exists.

[16:10:37] Mikoolo Also. Norse is a transgender supportive religion.

[16:10:51] Mikoolo And furry.

[16:11:08] Mikoolo One of the main gods turned into a female horse and later gave birth.

[16:11:33] Mikoolo Can't argue against that.

[16:13:18] Mikoolo And Thor wore a wedding gown at one point in norse mythology.

[16:13:43] Mikoolo https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Ah%2C_what_a_lovely_maid_it_is%21_by_Elmer_Boyd_Smith.jpg

[16:13:55] Mikoolo That was made in 1902 ^

[16:19:24] Mikoolo HelderHeid here have a blast from the past https://youtu.be/ZBKm1MBsTbk

[16:19:28] Mikoolo But more recent.

[16:19:39] Mikoolo Numa Numa guy made a new video.

[16:29:19] Mikoolo Never heard of nal games.

[16:29:48] Mikoolo It's also a girl, login.

[16:34:59] Mikoolo Word on the street doesn't read properly, zof.

[16:35:23] Mikoolo [14:54:30] <&Mikoolo> Gonna go pick them up tomorrow.

[16:35:23] Mikoolo [14:54:26] <&Mikoolo> My new glasses are done.

[16:35:43] Mikoolo ComputerTech likes to steal other peoples catchphrases.

[16:36:10] Mikoolo The other side will be a balance lense so it doesn't look loop sided on my head.

[16:36:44] Mikoolo Approximately the same weight as the left lense.

[16:36:54] Mikoolo So it doesn't go \ when I wear them.

[16:37:42] Mikoolo Usually the glasses are horizontal on your face, h4.

[16:38:43] Mikoolo Pictograms are a tricky thing to learn tho, so I apologize for the confusion I caused you, h4.

[16:40:06] Mikoolo Say hi to your dad from me, h4.

[16:40:41] Mikoolo Thats her surname.

[16:41:27] Mikoolo “If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.” ― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

[16:41:40] Mikoolo Never heard of.

[16:41:44] Mikoolo Download and try it, login.

[16:43:23] Mikoolo I THINK IT IS OFF! MINE SURE IS!

[16:43:54] Mikoolo h4 I am partially to be blamed for that tho. If someone didn't feel that they should protect ysalami from all caps people.

[16:44:20] Mikoolo Too sober to find his computer.

[16:44:47] Mikoolo I advice against ban evading, mrinf_.

[16:44:57] Mikoolo Please leave before someone that cares notices.

[16:45:32] Mikoolo Ah nice.

[16:45:36] Mikoolo Now remove your ban, mrinfinity.

[16:45:44] Mikoolo Nice.

[16:45:59] Mikoolo Now repeat the thing that got you kicked, mrinf.

[16:46:26] Mikoolo YEEE!

[17:27:53] Mikoolo A schizoposter.

[17:29:00] Mikoolo He prefers Linus Tech Drops over Linus Tech Strips.

[17:30:03] Mikoolo Look again mrinf. Not 64gb ram on it.

[17:31:19] Mikoolo nuc was intel not microsoft.

[17:32:28] Mikoolo Are you crossing the great big pond or moving to canada, mrinf?

[17:33:24] Mikoolo If you're crossing the pond look at norway. They got good benefits for immigrants when it comes to tax benefits.

[17:34:05] Mikoolo And if you work there for 4? 5? years you're elegible for state funded pension, mrinf.

[17:50:15] Mikoolo Don't slip.

[17:50:52] Mikoolo Didn't know you swung that way.

[17:51:32] Mikoolo Beggars can't be chosers :(

[17:52:26] Mikoolo It's outdated, Spiderman.

[17:53:33] Mikoolo My experience with linux is this. I don't have patience for it and just get mint.

[17:55:00] Mikoolo You really need double &?

[17:55:46] Mikoolo I almost never use the start menu on windows :s

[17:58:09] Mikoolo hi

[17:58:56] Mikoolo deadly https://i.imgur.com/SsGhkg8.jpeg

[18:00:35] Mikoolo Extremely violent gang war https://i.imgur.com/eLvdTha.mp4 NSFW

[18:02:10] Mikoolo Try now, deadly.

[18:02:14] Mikoolo Yay

[18:02:42] Mikoolo deadly

[18:03:00] Mikoolo Tell him hi from me, deadly.

[18:03:16] Mikoolo He doesn't know me.

[18:03:42] Mikoolo What if he's up there drinking with the queen?

[18:04:05] Mikoolo She's pointing at Charles and says "Look what dumbo is doing now."

[18:04:22] Mikoolo And he's there pointing at you saying "Look what that little cunt is doing."

[18:05:12] Mikoolo Also I don't pray.

[18:05:49] Mikoolo My reason is insert-any-thousands-of-reasons-people-have-said-before.

[18:06:09] Mikoolo If we ban venison we'll also need to ban pork and beef, deadly.

[18:06:19] Mikoolo BABE HAD A FAMILY!

[18:06:28] Mikoolo Insert-famous-cow-here HAD ALSO A FAMILY!

[18:06:55] Mikoolo Same with fish.

[18:07:02] Mikoolo Yes?

[18:07:07] Mikoolo Yeah.

[18:07:31] Mikoolo .cc days to december 1st

[18:07:34] Mikoolo ^

[18:08:32] Mikoolo Wouldn't work.

[18:09:01] Mikoolo YOu should get this nick for christmas, deadly. DyslexicSatanClaus

[18:09:52] Mikoolo Satan?

[18:11:09] Mikoolo Did you watch this movie last year deadly? https://youtu.be/a53e4HHnx_s

[18:11:30] Mikoolo Best christmas movie of 2022.

[18:12:27] Mikoolo Seen the Mel Gibson santa movie Cunt?

[18:12:44] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/Z64XvPERZ50

[18:12:47] Mikoolo It's also good.

[18:17:03] Mikoolo Cunt https://youtu.be/VsKLKriMch4

[18:17:33] Mikoolo Or this one Cunt https://youtu.be/yBnTqn0lBDA

[18:17:59] Mikoolo He's sober.

[18:18:18] Mikoolo He's saving up for a 24/7 bender from the 24th to the 31st.

[18:19:25] Mikoolo Yeah.

[18:19:39] Mikoolo Cunt gets knurd when he doesn't drink.

[18:20:08] Mikoolo .t en de cunt

[18:20:12] Mikoolo Ah yeah

[18:20:22] Mikoolo Fotze ball.

[18:20:25] Mikoolo Fitta is swedish.

[18:20:37] Mikoolo Fotze ball is what they play in german, not Football.

[18:21:08] Mikoolo Fotzenball it is then.

[18:21:10] Mikoolo Ja

[18:21:20] Mikoolo It's not

[18:21:24] Mikoolo .yt global fusball

[18:22:06] Mikoolo Do not touch, deadly.

[18:23:38] Mikoolo One of the greatest songs in german https://youtu.be/t3HfEjR7oOQ

[18:24:44] Mikoolo Germans smell in finland. Did you know this, h4?

[18:24:59] Mikoolo Germans be like "Ich haise!"

[18:25:03] Mikoolo .t fi en haise

[18:25:35] Mikoolo .t de en haise

[18:25:40] Mikoolo .t de en haisse

[18:25:59] Mikoolo .t de en ich haise johan

[18:26:04] Mikoolo .t de en ich haisse johan

[18:26:07] Mikoolo :s

[18:26:24] Mikoolo .t en de my name is johan

[18:27:10] Mikoolo Theres also loads of bins in germany.

[18:31:16] Mikoolo Clonk clonk clonk.

[18:38:43] Mikoolo They still smell in finland, h4.

[18:39:31] Mikoolo Nice lola-chan like comeback from Clive_Rosfield there.

[18:40:20] Mikoolo .t id en lola

[18:40:31] Mikoolo Lola means grandma in bahasa iirc.

[18:41:10] Mikoolo One of the indonesian languages.

[18:41:15] Mikoolo Philipino*

[18:41:18] Mikoolo Wof bad.

[18:41:31] Mikoolo My ban ain't a waste of space.

[18:41:52] Mikoolo And we're not even close to the 250 ban limit.

[18:44:33] Mikoolo He was the one who said it, h4.

[18:45:40] Mikoolo Even a pigeon that has been dead for a week can outsmart tors.

[18:46:24] Mikoolo My favourite pigeon is the alaskan pigeon.

[18:46:55] Mikoolo Here h4

[18:46:56] Mikoolo .yt SNdgvCU15rQ

[18:48:10] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/XCg_FT-iE2w

[18:50:28] Mikoolo I imagine they ain't picky eaters either.

[18:50:50] Mikoolo HONEY! THE NEIGHBOURS DOG LEARNED HOW TO FLY!

[18:52:22] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/TYli86rF3X8

[18:53:39] Mikoolo Only if you use condoms.

[18:53:48] Mikoolo Or other contraceptives.

[18:54:15] Mikoolo .quote add <&deadly> just let me suck ur dick

[18:54:39] Mikoolo h4, remember when \g used to chat with us?

[18:55:21] Mikoolo :<

[18:55:43] Mikoolo :<

[18:56:19] Mikoolo Sounds like a James Bond villian, Blewish.

[18:58:19] Mikoolo He wants deadly in his show so he got crows and cum to sell.

[18:58:40] Mikoolo deadly will attract the cum depositing people.

[18:58:50] Mikoolo And the cum overload will attract the crows.

[18:59:27] Mikoolo deadly, one doesn't joke about ww2. My great grandpa died in Auswich, he fell from a guard tower while on duty.

[19:00:00] Mikoolo Auschwitz*

[19:01:03] Mikoolo deadly, whats the difference between a balaclava and a baclava?

[19:01:31] Mikoolo Did he get banned?

[19:02:40] Mikoolo I sent toni a youtube link, h4.

[19:02:43] Mikoolo This one

[19:02:44] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/mt-GD1hFg40

[19:02:50] Mikoolo Tony chews chewing gum.

[19:04:01] Mikoolo .t sv en Han var grann, men inte grannare än grannens gris. Knega extra som vaktis på vårt stadshotell. Han bodde hemma, ja Tony han var en riktig mors gris, ja, mors gris. Som såg till att han duscha och inte lukta fis

[19:05:17] Mikoolo Nice.

[19:05:22] Mikoolo I approve.

[19:06:54] Mikoolo Those are illegal guns, h4.

[19:07:02] Mikoolo They'll see prison for possessing those.

[19:07:11] Mikoolo They got full auto switches.

[19:07:59] Mikoolo You have no idea how much you fucked up your life for carrying a illegal firearm as a kid.

[19:08:06] Mikoolo Especially the one with his graduation costume.

[19:10:18] Mikoolo I have never started a fight in my entire life either, h4.

[19:10:28] Mikoolo But I finished one that a class mate started with me.

[19:10:40] Mikoolo These doesn't count.

[19:10:53] Mikoolo So not!

[19:11:13] Mikoolo Akshually, like, they like do not, like.

[19:11:54] Mikoolo Describe it in one word.

[19:12:00] Mikoolo AH

[19:12:08] Mikoolo I know what you mean now.

[19:12:12] Mikoolo Oh

[19:12:15] Mikoolo Then I don't.

[19:12:52] Mikoolo Here h4 https://youtu.be/MU5L9rIOaqw

[19:13:45] Mikoolo This is ComputerTech's accent. https://youtu.be/nJ7QB3om-QY

[19:14:13] Mikoolo s/retarded/english

[19:19:15] Mikoolo Look at deadly, ComputerTech, and who else is english in here?

[19:20:13] Mikoolo Oh yeah I forgot HelderHeid.

[19:20:21] Mikoolo He's smart tho.

[19:20:24] Mikoolo Thats why I forgot him.

[19:20:33] Mikoolo Euuuuuuuw.

[19:20:49] Mikoolo Irish is actually from RoI.

[19:20:54] Mikoolo So not technically english.

[19:24:59] Mikoolo He's the Cleveland Herald.

[19:25:22] Mikoolo .w

[19:25:34] Mikoolo Sad

[19:26:41] Mikoolo Kumool is related to duds, foxy.

[19:27:11] Mikoolo wof ain't even in the puerto rican channel.

[19:27:23] Mikoolo ^

[19:28:06] Mikoolo What about duds, foxy. Do you like him too?

[19:28:29] Mikoolo No

[19:28:38] Mikoolo @seen duds

[19:28:58] Mikoolo You don't.

[19:29:04] Mikoolo If you did you'd say "Fuck duds."

[19:29:38] Mikoolo foxy lets wait for Kumool's response to my next statement.

[19:29:56] Mikoolo Kumool, duds is the smartest puerto rican man ever!

[19:30:48] Mikoolo Just 2 weeks until his nick deregisters.

[19:31:45] Mikoolo What are you ??? at now, ComputerTech?

[19:32:57] Mikoolo Good ComputerTech. You are aware of the germs you're carrying.

[19:33:21] Mikoolo Most of them are from ah soka tho.

[19:33:32] Mikoolo From you and hers wild raunchy cum parties.

[19:33:51] Mikoolo You've even cum

[19:33:56] Mikoolo ed at her in this channel.

[19:34:30] Mikoolo lol

[19:34:38] Mikoolo I expected you to tell me to stfu, Kumool. :(

[19:34:44] Mikoolo Also, is he dead?

[19:34:56] Mikoolo .quote search cum corner

[19:35:03] Mikoolo .quote read 786

[19:35:34] Mikoolo Is duds dead, Kumool?

[19:35:55] Mikoolo 14:00 ish

[19:36:17] Mikoolo .cc current time puerto rico

[19:36:45] Mikoolo I thought so too.

[19:37:04] Mikoolo Remember this moment ComputerTech.

[19:37:26] Mikoolo You were right and foxy was wrong for once, ComputerTech.

[19:37:30] Mikoolo This moment will never happen again.

[19:37:53] Mikoolo So you better remember it, ComputerTech.

[19:38:44] Mikoolo !request kick ComputerTech make him go away

[20:40:34] Mikoolo From what animal, deadly?

[20:40:46] Mikoolo Ah deer.

[20:40:58] Mikoolo Ah

[20:41:00] Mikoolo It was a joke.

[20:41:30] Mikoolo Was playing fallout 4, gonna take the last eyedrops of the day.

[20:42:12] Mikoolo Fallout 4 is like Ireland during the famine.

[21:00:24] Mikoolo deadly the irish potato blight.

[21:00:27] Mikoolo The famine it caused.

[21:02:18] Mikoolo missinf, may I use the command where my foot is traveling towards you and causes a major impact once it touches you?

[21:02:53] Mikoolo I did not ask you, deadly. I asked missinf.

[21:03:18] Mikoolo He ded.

[21:03:32] Mikoolo He ded.

[21:04:03] Mikoolo Yee

[21:04:09] Mikoolo RIP Dr_DICK.

[21:04:13] Mikoolo Don't ask for proof.

[21:04:14] Mikoolo ok?

[21:04:52] Mikoolo There, take a closer look deadly.

[21:05:37] Mikoolo That would be dr_stiff

[21:05:49] Mikoolo Now if he's alive and on viagra it would be dr_stiffy

[21:07:41] Mikoolo deadly here have have a christmas song https://youtu.be/38GGET09Ox4

[21:09:06] Mikoolo Batman is a child groomer, ComputerTech.

[21:09:31] Mikoolo Is it Big belly vs fatter belly, deadly?

[21:10:08] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/sHnBppccI0o

[21:10:58] Mikoolo I bet he has no dollahs.

[21:12:39] Mikoolo The same sound your toilet makes after you've done #2?

[21:12:50] Mikoolo Pipe rattling too?

[21:13:00] Mikoolo U sure?

[21:13:27] Mikoolo So what makes the swooooosh sound when you don't flush? D:

[21:14:04] Mikoolo From all the action it's seen through the years.

[21:14:16] Mikoolo Can barely keep tight I bet.

[21:15:09] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/8-I3TX74xd0

[21:27:27] Mikoolo Because he likes pisswasser, deadly?

[21:27:59] Mikoolo Because he likes flavourless beer, deadly?

[21:28:26] Mikoolo We'd need to kick loads of people from here then, deadly.

[21:28:37] Mikoolo Yeah.

[21:28:44] Mikoolo You because you only drink cheap lager.

[21:28:54] Mikoolo ComputerTech because heineken is the only beer he likes.

[21:29:15] Mikoolo It's european pisswasser.

[21:29:50] Mikoolo Tastes like someone showed it a picture of what malt and barley looks like.

[21:30:08] Mikoolo You got loads of awesome beers in UK.

[21:30:15] Mikoolo Innis & Gunn Original.

[21:30:21] Mikoolo 6.9% abv

[21:30:25] Mikoolo Scottish.

[21:30:34] Mikoolo Aged in old whisky barrels.

[21:30:46] Mikoolo It's awesome.

[21:31:03] Mikoolo Theres also St Peter's Cream Stout.

[21:31:06] Mikoolo It's delicious.

[21:31:30] Mikoolo The irish put Guinness in theirs.

[21:32:16] Mikoolo Nite, gonna get me new glasses tomorrow.

[21:32:40] Mikoolo 8th months preggo bastard.

[21:34:05] Mikoolo deadly your dementia is bothering me.

[21:34:09] Mikoolo I got 2 eyes.

[21:34:14] Mikoolo One is not working.

[21:34:29] Mikoolo Yee

[21:34:33] Mikoolo It's a council worker.

[21:35:06] Mikoolo deadly https://i.imgur.com/87Ffh5O.jpg

[21:35:15] Mikoolo You and I should apply to become council workers.

[21:36:42] Mikoolo Drunk tomorrow and wednesday?

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