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[04:17:14] Kumool WHERE!?

[04:18:07] Kumool !bang

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[04:18:11] Kumool !bang

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[04:18:17] Kumool !reload

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[04:18:30] Kumool !reload

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[04:18:36] Kumool !bang

[04:18:37] Kumool !bang

[04:18:39] Kumool !bang

[04:19:03] Kumool ysalamiri: ?

[04:19:18] Kumool i shot it down then I free it

[04:19:22] Kumool this is a vegan household

[04:19:38] Kumool you should play with your duck

[04:20:05] Kumool XD

[04:20:24] Kumool imma duck right now

[04:21:23] Kumool that's why I drilled a hole in the bed

[04:22:20] Kumool wait

[04:22:35] Kumool ysalamiri: do the japanese pillows come with a fleshlight?

[04:23:45] Kumool esjay: don't know why you need to drill on some worms but ok

[04:24:30] Kumool esjay: do you think necrophilia is better because its more squishy?

[04:25:37] Kumool ba dum tish

[04:25:53] Kumool esjay: time to apply the scientific method

[04:26:03] Kumool in the UK?

[04:26:17] Kumool does the UK even have serial killers?

[04:26:29] Kumool ysalamiri: ergo is like therefore

[04:26:43] Kumool .w ergo

[04:26:50] Kumool smaht

[04:27:03] Kumool !bang

[04:27:14] Kumool TheFatherMind: that was fucked up

[04:27:20] Kumool stupid fast, nice nice

[04:27:38] Kumool ysalamiri: I've accepted my dumbness

[04:28:03] Kumool nope

[04:28:08] Kumool helena is back

[04:28:17] Kumool apparently she's fine

[04:28:20] Kumool yeah

[04:28:29] Kumool every time I'm there geo is gone

[04:29:16] Kumool I'll talk to him when I see him

[04:29:21] Kumool I'm barely sleeping anyway

[04:29:59] Kumool esjay: hey now she has some weird cancer thing

[04:30:41] Kumool woah what happened

[04:31:21] Kumool so she was talking about game of thrones?

[04:32:05] Kumool I think being a pedo is about the opposite problem

[04:34:02] Kumool mmm

[04:34:59] Kumool this reminds me there was a guy with a tumor that started becoming a pedophile, was a family man and everything, but after the tumor his entire personality changed

[04:35:27] Kumool nah

[04:35:31] Kumool its all brain stuff

[04:35:39] Kumool removed the tumor, personality changed back

[04:35:43] Kumool nothing to do with mortality

[04:35:54] Kumool we are nothing more than brain chemistry

[04:36:34] Kumool I've talked to helena she seems fine, hasn't talked to me about weird fantasies

[04:37:19] Kumool aren't memories the same as experiences

[04:37:55] Kumool how are you ysalamiri ?

[04:38:09] Kumool eeeey

[04:38:38] Kumool but really, stop that, you gonna die jaundiced

[04:39:05] Kumool I mean, couldn't stop my father, drank himself to death, so :w/e

[04:39:51] Kumool esjay: so experience is the active state of living and memories are the stored form of that experience?

[04:40:17] Kumool but experience is usually talked about as memories

[04:40:55] Kumool vaccines kill

[04:41:20] Kumool BILL GATES IS ROBBIND YOU BLIND

[04:42:02] Kumool I wonder if bill gates has ever used irc

[04:42:24] Kumool are you bill gates that's why you're pro vaccines

[04:42:28] Kumool mind control

[04:43:59] Kumool esjay: can I consult you about my issues?

[04:44:21] Kumool It hurts when I insert a whine bottle on my scrotum

[04:44:29] Kumool esjay: why doctor?

[04:44:36] Kumool pls help

[04:46:10] Kumool :D

[04:46:55] Kumool why is everyone a doctor on irc, helena is a health nut, geo is in medicine, and now another doctor

[04:48:54] Kumool aaalrighty then

[04:49:43] Kumool even worse

[04:50:57] Kumool psychiatry huh... no wonder the channie has attracted all of these nutjobs, myself included

[04:51:29] Kumool NiniGeo2: prove it, write an irc client that doesn't suck balls

[04:52:11] Kumool can't rebuild bwf, its #politics and everytime I'm there I just want to punch henry, even though he's great

[04:52:44] Kumool Syndus: kupo?

[04:52:58] Kumool kupopo!?

[04:55:48] Kumool I can't even, Syndus did you google or just get the reference to an obscure character in a not quite liked FF game?

[04:56:05] Kumool nice

[04:56:54] Kumool but that could be anything, crystal chronicles, 4

[04:57:07] Kumool nice

[04:57:09] Kumool get it!

[04:57:32] Kumool the problem is vivi is just yoda baby, but for fft black mages

[04:57:52] Kumool ysalamiri: q of ching?

[04:58:14] Kumool sure, but FFT came before FF9, so to me its just the black mage yoda baby

[04:59:05] Kumool well, not a slum, even the slums here are cement :)

[04:59:51] Kumool weak

[04:59:56] Kumool /ignore

[05:00:22] Kumool but why

[05:00:46] Kumool it looks cool yeah but the story is so weak honestly

[05:00:59] Kumool squall is so whiny

[05:01:14] Kumool ysalamiri: final fantasy 8

[05:01:53] Kumool ysalamiri: the main character is a teenage military soldier that basically mopes all the way like a bitch, he has a cool gunsword and screams out edgelord

[05:02:23] Kumool Syndus: no offense

[05:02:55] Kumool C: like windows C:?

[05:03:32] Kumool ysalamiri: windows 7!? how do you even run that

[05:03:52] Kumool oh, that's why you don't click on urls, probably using IE

[05:04:02] Kumool click on an url might get a virus

[05:10:59] Kumool niece porn?

[05:11:23] Kumool now we know where helena got the fantasies

[05:12:05] Kumool esjay: how about the keyblade logo?

[05:12:23] Kumool esjay: the kingdom hearts logo is kinda meh

[05:13:22] Kumool ysalamiri: psst, there's one called kowaresamono risa

[05:13:34] Kumool you didn't hear it from me

[05:14:05] Kumool I don't know what you can even do in IE to protect yourself from all the ads in pron websites

[05:14:08] Kumool hiya yox

[05:14:14] Kumool hiya foxy*

[05:15:01] Kumool merican huh

[05:15:08] Kumool florida?

[05:15:16] Kumool no, like, midwest

[05:15:33] Kumool ah

[05:15:49] Kumool welp thank you for popeyes and raising my cholesterol

[05:16:50] Kumool no idea what that is

[05:17:14] Kumool gumbo... the green plasticine man?

[05:17:31] Kumool oh right gumby

[05:17:47] Kumool etouffee?

[05:17:50] Kumool you mean stew?

[05:18:13] Kumool fancy french

[05:18:24] Kumool no indians here, so no curry

[05:19:06] Kumool Syndus: don't mope a la squall

[05:19:29] Kumool :(

[05:19:56] Kumool aren't crawfish just the cockroaches of the sea?

[05:20:16] Kumool YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[05:20:54] Kumool ysalamiri: its basically spicy KFC

[05:21:30] Kumool church biscuits are the best, especially the honey glaze which is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND

[05:22:11] Kumool ysalamiri: what else would you talk about?

[05:22:47] Kumool or medical stuff because everyone on irc is dying from old age

[05:23:00] Kumool I think Syndus is ignoring me

[05:25:34] Kumool that's how mcdonalds get you

[05:25:56] Kumool I swear, I always hear people craving mcdonalds like some sort of addiction, and no one cares for the taste either

[05:27:00] Kumool imma go eat

[05:29:57] Kumool Syndus: out of curiousity, after FF10 I find all the RPGs to suck, can you recommend something that doesn't?

[05:30:38] Kumool Syndus: don't troll

[05:30:46] Kumool I'm serious!

[05:31:06] Kumool hmmm ok

[05:31:14] Kumool I don't mean FF centric

[05:31:19] Kumool grandia?

[05:31:28] Kumool that's psx right? I'll give it a go

[05:31:42] Kumool esjay: that's not an rpg

[05:32:10] Kumool if dark souls is an rpg then so is skyrim

[05:32:37] Kumool I mean like turn based, has an overworld type

[05:33:26] Kumool esjay: yes its a role playing game, but to compare FF to it is just crazy, they're hella different in feel and goals

[05:33:45] Kumool did it

[05:34:01] Kumool I'll give grandia a try

[05:34:32] Kumool no lie, whenever I play breath of fire (1) I fall asleep

[05:34:34] Kumool has happened TWICE

[05:36:00] Kumool esjay: I played unlimited saga so no, not gonna do that

[05:36:08] Kumool not playing any saga series

[05:36:46] Kumool esjay: and I heard it was depressing

[05:38:01] Kumool ok I'll give alundra, grandia, chain of echoes, lunar, front mission, star ocean a try, thanks everyone

[20:18:11] Kumool p*****?

[20:18:14] Kumool !bang

[20:18:16] Kumool !bang

[20:18:34] Kumool you dick

[20:18:57] Kumool :)

[20:19:43] Kumool 29C is cool man, freezing

[20:20:19] Kumool I'm used to 90F so 84F is super cool

[20:20:50] Kumool you europeans are not going to trick me

[20:20:58] Kumool MERICA

[20:21:11] Kumool MERICANS USE FAHRENHEIT

[20:21:23] Kumool WE CANT SPELL BUT WE DAMN WELL WILL NOT USE ANYTHING ELSE

[20:21:43] Kumool Mikoolo: yeah he would and I would be delighted

[20:22:15] Kumool Mikoolo: you seem obsessed, did you develop a crush

[20:22:52] Kumool I will search for duds and tell him he has romance waitin for him

[20:23:11] Kumool h4 sucks

[20:23:19] Kumool drowses you with water

[20:23:23] Kumool FOR NO REASON

[20:23:29] Kumool WHAT IF I GET A COLD!?

[20:23:43] Kumool I WILL HAUNT YOU IF I DIE h4

[20:24:16] Kumool 16:18:21 &h4 | !shop 16 Kumool

[20:24:19] Kumool BOOM

[20:24:41] Kumool lies

[20:24:44] Kumool only you could be this evil

[20:24:53] Kumool the computer catched the virus from YOU

[20:24:58] Kumool because you're so evil

[20:25:13] Kumool what are they?

[20:25:28] Kumool that's still evil!

[20:25:37] Kumool way worse

[20:28:14] Kumool Mikoolo: sociopaths don't feel anything, aren't they evil?

[20:28:33] Kumool you are

[20:29:44] Kumool h4: god is defined by the bible as goodness, ergo to be good is to follow god, to commit evil is to sin

[20:29:48] Kumool bless he bless he

[20:30:45] Kumool h4: only if you sin, and you are born with sin, so you're evil no matter what you do

[20:31:26] Kumool bb

[20:31:37] Kumool the hell does that mean

[20:31:57] Kumool you grow hair if you masturbate?

[20:32:06] Kumool wait is semen a cure for hair loss?

[20:32:32] Kumool ew no

[20:32:38] Kumool I don't want your "stuff"

[20:33:19] Kumool that's hilarious

[20:33:52] Kumool esjay: perfect for your next tattoo

[20:34:25] Kumool h4: 4/10

[20:34:41] Kumool Mikoolo: 6/10

[20:34:54] Kumool I'm just going to rate dad jokes now

[20:35:13] Kumool 7/10

[20:35:17] Kumool very nice

[20:35:39] Kumool Time to cure the receding hairline

[20:35:47] Kumool bbls

[20:36:16] Kumool it might cure my myopia

[20:36:44] Kumool semen is the cure for everything

[20:38:24] Kumool I may be too stupid for that joke

[20:38:50] Kumool .d council worker

[20:38:58] Kumool .u council worker

[20:39:23] Kumool .u bogan

[20:39:42] Kumool now I'm even more confused

[20:42:18] Kumool ah a road worker

[20:42:33] Kumool what council?

[20:42:36] Kumool is this the LOTR

[20:42:51] Kumool ok

[20:43:36] Kumool ah, you guys have private roads

[20:45:08] Kumool isn't a council worker anybody that works for the council? so like, it could be a politician and a road worker

[20:46:39] Kumool wait, what am I saying, politicians don't work so a politican can't be a council worker

[20:46:49] Kumool hehaha -_-

[20:47:07] Kumool ok I get it, brain fart over

[20:47:34] Kumool QUICK! POUR SEMEN!

[20:47:47] Kumool BE CAREFUL OF THE HAIRS

[20:48:26] Kumool we already have a blind person, we can't have 2!

[21:13:34] Kumool hey ct

[21:17:00] Kumool SCHWING

[21:17:05] Kumool no petting please ComputerTech

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