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[08:06:04] Mikoolo A morning

[08:06:05] Mikoolo .log

[08:18:45] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/oTYwd9OjFRk

[08:18:52] Mikoolo LTT but this one is hillarious.

[08:20:13] Mikoolo /kick slim Slapp detected

[08:20:56] Mikoolo Are you the person known as Slapp´co or whatever, slim?

[08:21:53] Mikoolo Thats a slapp way of saying yes.

[08:22:27] Mikoolo What if he wants you to think that, ysalamiri.

[08:22:40] Mikoolo slim do you like slapp?

[08:23:04] Mikoolo slim do you want me to abuse ysalamiri by writing in all caps?

[08:24:06] Mikoolo He's slow, ysalamiri.

[08:24:10] Mikoolo Slower than slapp.

[08:25:12] Mikoolo Doubtful.

[08:25:30] Mikoolo Oh you mean in running? Then yes.

[08:26:03] Mikoolo I read what you wrote the first time.

[08:26:31] Mikoolo I didn't ask how many times he can ban evade tho.

[08:27:46] Mikoolo Thought you asked me if slim was slapp with the "banevasion?".

[08:28:04] Mikoolo I don't have any hair to pull on, slim.

[08:28:28] Mikoolo So I would lose the hair pulling part due to cheating.

[08:28:58] Mikoolo Unless I am forced to take my shirt off but I don't think ysalamiri would like to pull on my chest hair, slim.

[08:29:34] Mikoolo Here ysalamiri https://youtu.be/V6ovte-CuUU

[08:30:00] Mikoolo Steve1989MREinfo is doing british mre's again.

[08:30:25] Mikoolo I like it.

[08:30:33] Mikoolo Lets keep it for a little while.

[08:30:48] Mikoolo True

[08:30:57] Mikoolo He's bantering back at us, ysalamiri.

[08:31:14] Mikoolo This is more than slapp would do.

[08:33:02] Mikoolo Thats quite a lot of stuff in a single meal ration unit.

[08:33:11] Mikoolo You could totally use it for 2 meals.

[08:33:28] Mikoolo If in a pinch.

[08:34:56] Mikoolo Does skinflute count?

[08:35:18] Mikoolo You stroke it.

[08:35:34] Mikoolo Then no.

[08:35:47] Mikoolo ysalamiri plays the bagpipe, slim.

[08:36:05] Mikoolo While wearing a skirt.

[08:36:41] Mikoolo Yeah, panties are forbidden to be worn under the skirt.

[08:37:11] Mikoolo You're lethal in a different way as you are.

[08:37:30] Mikoolo Come wear a kilt in my area ysalamiri.

[08:37:37] Mikoolo I double dare you!

[08:37:38] Mikoolo .w

[08:39:02] Mikoolo I am into women, pretty shemales with titties and cute femboys.

[08:39:35] Mikoolo No but I got excessive amounts of body hair.

[08:40:01] Mikoolo .w Goteborg

[08:40:03] Mikoolo racist

[08:40:07] Mikoolo .w gothenburg

[08:40:22] Mikoolo .w bangkok

[08:40:27] Mikoolo No rain there either.

[08:40:34] Mikoolo No

[08:42:15] Mikoolo He's talking about the other type of android, krupa_.

[08:42:21] Mikoolo Like Terminator.

[08:43:49] Mikoolo bbl morning poop

[09:41:16] Mikoolo Are you winning navy officer?

[09:45:10] Mikoolo Good.

[09:47:41] Mikoolo Hello the cleveland herald.

[11:09:01] Mikoolo Hello

[11:09:04] Mikoolo .w

[11:09:19] Mikoolo Are you jealous of my superior outdoor temperature, deadly?

[12:19:37] Mikoolo Bad morning, enemy.

[12:20:56] Mikoolo .voice Sander

[12:21:17] Mikoolo Sander is not a weird, phonekait. He's a carpentry tool. A belt sander.

[12:21:20] Mikoolo weirdo*

[12:22:15] Mikoolo And you're a weirdo too. You got this nack to find people like you.

[12:22:47] Mikoolo There, a brand new fresh belt for the belt sander.

[12:23:15] Mikoolo lol https://i.imgur.com/8AQBLhm.jpeg

[12:37:04] Mikoolo No, thats Shady, alct.

[12:37:44] Mikoolo irc *

[12:38:56] Mikoolo "my first time to mirc sorry" is like saying "It's my first time on internet explorer, how do I find porn on this?"

[12:40:11] Mikoolo TheFatherMind how do I find porn on this?

[12:43:20] Mikoolo Hope they remove the sutures soon. Getting kinda tired to put in my eye drops.

[12:44:31] Mikoolo Cats don't like the smell.

[13:00:49] Mikoolo Endless_Idol, how big are your student debts?

[13:01:24] Mikoolo For how long will you have to work to get them paid at full?

[13:04:04] Mikoolo For how long will you have to work to get them paid at full? Endless_Idol.

[13:05:00] Mikoolo Thought you had endless capacity to handle heavy seed action.

[13:06:02] Mikoolo Just limit the upload speed in the client.

[13:12:08] Mikoolo Did you ask them to provide lab results first, End3r?

[13:12:45] Mikoolo If you didn't then I advice you to get yourself tested.

[13:15:58] Mikoolo Get a luger like this one to kill the engineer with, End3r https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wel4TXmxonY?feature=share

[13:16:03] Mikoolo He'll be double dead.

[13:20:40] Mikoolo You'll regret that after having taco bell.

[13:21:13] Mikoolo Ah, thats what you'll use to stop the taco bell after party effect.

[13:22:33] Mikoolo Remember. You only rent beer and mexican food.

[14:43:18] Mikoolo euuuw

[14:43:29] Mikoolo Not only ComputerTech but now iNvictus is also cumming on ah soka.

[14:44:07] Mikoolo iNvictus and ComputerTech are tunnel buddies.

[14:44:16] Mikoolo Eskimo brothers?

[14:44:20] Mikoolo .u tunnel buddies

[14:45:16] Mikoolo Horrible temperature you got there, foxy.

[14:45:17] Mikoolo .w

[14:45:26] Mikoolo Mine is better.

[14:48:08] Mikoolo chest groupers

[14:48:15] Mikoolo gropers*

[14:48:30] Mikoolo Another term for over the shoulder boulder holders, foxy.

[14:59:35] Mikoolo I want a baked potato now.

[14:59:46] Mikoolo I should.

[14:59:50] Mikoolo Laxröra

[15:00:18] Mikoolo Cured salmon in sour cream, chives and dill.

[15:00:23] Mikoolo Some pepper too I think.

[15:00:47] Mikoolo It's awesome, irish666.

[15:01:14] Mikoolo Some use smoked salmon in it.

[15:01:20] Mikoolo But cured salmon is much better.

[15:01:48] Mikoolo No

[15:01:56] Mikoolo It's a way of preserving it, foxy.

[15:02:04] Mikoolo And changing the texture and flavour a bit.

[15:03:11] Mikoolo But I am on the same twig as End3r. Kinda burned out on salmon.

[15:03:16] Mikoolo But cured salmon is awesome.

[15:09:53] Mikoolo Use your hobnail boots, irish666.

[15:13:35] Mikoolo \g new video! https://youtu.be/AiY7riVjaB8

[15:31:48] Mikoolo When ComputerTech goes to dublin https://youtu.be/f55CqLc6IR0

[15:33:55] Mikoolo We are here to drink your beer

[15:33:55] Mikoolo Your alcohol to us will fall

[15:33:55] Mikoolo And steal your rum at a point of a gun

[15:34:56] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech. HAve this cider themed song then https://youtu.be/Yeh1S_kl8YI

[15:45:25] Mikoolo I'll help wof.

[15:45:25] Mikoolo .kb ComputerTech

[15:45:30] Mikoolo /kick ComputerTech

[15:45:58] Mikoolo They give you a 500 word essay for a yes/no question, wof?

[15:46:36] Mikoolo ComputerTech, have you had any alcohol today?

[15:46:51] Mikoolo Are you planning on having any alcohol today?

[15:47:15] Mikoolo hi \g

[15:47:48] Mikoolo Watch the barefoot guy then \g https://youtu.be/AiY7riVjaB8

[15:50:53] Mikoolo Everyones_Idol, are you yagoo? D:

[15:52:25] Mikoolo D:

[15:52:34] Mikoolo You're an idol and you don't even know who yagoo is D:

[15:52:59] Mikoolo He's the CEO of Cover Corp, Endless_Idol.

[15:53:32] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/iuY6BKIY004

[15:55:28] Mikoolo .u yagoo_4

[15:55:32] Mikoolo .u yagoo

[15:55:39] Mikoolo .u yagoo/4

[15:56:50] Mikoolo https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E00TGKwXEAIuuNn?format=jpg

[15:58:01] Mikoolo True, they are comedians, Endless_Idol.

[16:01:33] Mikoolo One of the comedians is having a live performance at Tokyo Garden Theater next year.

[17:44:34] Mikoolo h4 I assume ComputerTech is always drunk.

[17:44:40] Mikoolo Life is easier that way.

[17:44:53] Mikoolo And you know what drunk people always say?

[17:44:57] Mikoolo That they ain't drunk.

[17:45:02] Mikoolo When the police stop them.

[17:45:16] Mikoolo Are you drunk ComputerTech ?

[17:45:39] Mikoolo I can pretend to be you, h4.

[17:46:00] Mikoolo I consider it to be quite good, h4.

[17:46:28] Mikoolo :(

[17:47:00] Mikoolo Seems like I was rejected, h4.

[17:49:27] Mikoolo You can't order beer in this channel, y2k.

[17:49:36] Mikoolo You have to go out.

[17:50:06] Mikoolo /ban y2k*!*

[17:50:31] Mikoolo Wow h4

[17:50:33] Mikoolo Cool

[18:13:27] Mikoolo Sorry h4. I'm letting you run free.

[20:12:43] Mikoolo Yeah I saw it on swedish news, Chiester.

[20:13:14] Mikoolo Apparently it's coz the russian border officers doesn't give them the right stamps/papers.

[20:13:41] Mikoolo Could be that they are sending in soldiers disguised as civilians or shit.

[20:19:19] Mikoolo HelderHeid https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/nov/16/finland-russia-border-asylum-seekers-us-defence-agreement-sauli-niinisto

[20:19:57] Mikoolo 29c is too hot

[20:19:59] Mikoolo .w

[20:20:03] Mikoolo Here Kumool.

[20:20:27] Mikoolo Come here, Kumool.

[20:20:36] Mikoolo ^

[20:20:46] Mikoolo METRIC MASTER RACE!

[20:21:26] Mikoolo DUDS WOULD BE HORRIFIED HEARING THAT YOU CALL YOURSELF AMERICAN, KUMOOL!

[20:21:39] Mikoolo I can see it infront of me.

[20:21:45] Mikoolo Duds crying blood at that statement.

[20:22:20] Mikoolo Yes Kumool.

[20:22:24] Mikoolo But duds is dead :(

[20:22:30] Mikoolo I heard he got eaten by a cuckoo.

[20:22:39] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[20:22:44] Mikoolo h4

[20:22:48] Mikoolo deadly

[20:23:02] Mikoolo I ain't.

[20:23:09] Mikoolo Ain't.

[20:23:16] Mikoolo nah

[20:23:28] Mikoolo I threw a bucket at you Kumool.

[20:23:42] Mikoolo There was -12c water in it.

[20:24:39] Mikoolo D:

[20:24:53] Mikoolo .kb h4 you're transmissive

[20:25:05] Mikoolo h4 ain't evil, Kumool.

[20:25:18] Mikoolo Indifferent.

[20:25:29] Mikoolo apathetic

[20:25:32] Mikoolo No

[20:25:49] Mikoolo Evil is when you find delight in torture, murder and such.

[20:25:55] Mikoolo h4 just doesn't feel anything.

[20:27:00] Mikoolo Sociopaths feel stuff when they are caught, Fensta.

[20:27:03] Mikoolo Rage

[20:27:05] Mikoolo Anger

[20:27:29] Mikoolo Who?

[20:27:46] Mikoolo Never heard of.

[20:28:31] Mikoolo "Enraged" Kemper felt anger.

[20:28:37] Mikoolo Not indifferent or apathetic.

[20:30:09] Mikoolo Kumool is a flagelant D:

[20:30:20] Mikoolo Flagellant*

[20:30:26] Mikoolo Hi Good.

[20:30:29] Mikoolo I'm Mikoolo.

[20:30:44] Mikoolo flagellant

[20:31:07] Mikoolo Flagellants are practitioners of a form of mortification of the flesh by whipping their skin with various instruments of penance.[1] Many Christian confraternities of penitents have flagellants, who beat themselves, both in the privacy of their dwellings and in public processions, to repent of sins and share in the Passion of Jesus.[1]

[20:31:12] Mikoolo First part of the wiki article

[20:31:34] Mikoolo It's palms, h4.

[20:31:37] Mikoolo Not between the fingers.

[20:31:44] Mikoolo He's going to masturbate, Kumool.

[20:32:14] Mikoolo palms

[20:33:33] Mikoolo I am planning to get a tattoo like that.

[20:33:52] Mikoolo Hillaryous

[20:34:20] Mikoolo Kumool, Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.

[20:35:04] Mikoolo I used to be addicted to soap, Kumool.

[20:35:07] Mikoolo But I am clean now.

[20:35:45] Mikoolo hf gl

[20:35:59] Mikoolo Aim properly so you don't get hit in the eye.

[20:36:24] Mikoolo .u myopia

[20:36:48] Mikoolo Ah

[20:36:53] Mikoolo Near sightendess.

[20:36:57] Mikoolo sightedness*

[20:37:13] Mikoolo My left eye is near sighted, Kumool.

[20:37:54] Mikoolo My right eye used to be near sighted. Now it's just a council worker.

[20:39:32] Mikoolo Here Kumool https://i.imgur.com/87Ffh5O.jpg

[20:39:39] Mikoolo This will explain what a council worker do.

[20:41:27] Mikoolo Kumool https://i.redd.it/an5eyd6c6l851.jpg Top american council worker, bottom australian council worker.

[20:42:22] Mikoolo No

[20:42:26] Mikoolo Council worker.

[20:42:32] Mikoolo Municipaly worker.

[20:42:40] Mikoolo Local council.

[20:43:11] Mikoolo It might have a different name in puerto rico/USA.

[20:43:34] Mikoolo But it's the workplace thats stereotypically seen as the laziest.

[20:43:42] Mikoolo no

[20:45:08] Mikoolo Also amazing how other people can make both your mind and body sick.

[20:45:34] Mikoolo Here Kumool https://youtu.be/O9YFD0ri1xU

[20:47:31] Mikoolo HEY

[20:47:35] Mikoolo YOU'RE TAKING MY SPOT

[20:47:51] Mikoolo I'M THE BLIND DIVERSITY HIRE HERE h4!

[20:48:22] Mikoolo Fucking german immigrants. Coming here stealing my job.

[20:49:14] Mikoolo :(

[20:49:27] Mikoolo I'm gonna apply for art school now, h4.

[20:49:44] Mikoolo And I'm going to move to germany if I ain't accepted into it.

[20:50:13] Mikoolo No \g. Not all of them.

[20:51:21] Mikoolo Should I remove Ahsoka from ignore so I can see her crying blood?

[20:52:11] Mikoolo .t wieso schreibst du Fenster eigentlich wie so ein 12-jähriger Gangsta?

[20:52:35] Mikoolo Fenster = window

[20:52:42] Mikoolo Fönster in swedish

[20:52:44] Mikoolo .t sv en fönster

[20:52:56] Mikoolo Our window got umlauts.

[20:53:01] Mikoolo lol no

[20:53:10] Mikoolo Same origin, \g.

[20:53:23] Mikoolo English, swedish and german are all three germanic languages, \g.

[20:53:46] Mikoolo No

[20:54:07] Mikoolo Yes.

[20:54:14] Mikoolo Butter goose*

[20:55:33] Mikoolo Ballmer was cool on stage tbh.

[20:55:46] Mikoolo developers

[20:55:48] Mikoolo developers

[20:55:49] Mikoolo developers

[20:55:50] Mikoolo developers

[20:55:51] Mikoolo developers

[20:55:57] Mikoolo s/company/cocaine

[20:56:50] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/k5bbAW27LWQ

[20:57:35] Mikoolo He's on coke, h4.

[20:57:39] Mikoolo Ballmer loves coke.

[20:58:38] Mikoolo Yes

[20:59:04] Mikoolo The windows nokia phones had excellent cameras for their time.

[20:59:43] Mikoolo One too many.

[21:00:15] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/egpzUIYFGW8

[21:00:55] Mikoolo Yah

[21:01:23] Mikoolo yes

[21:01:44] Mikoolo PIP = Penis in Penis

[21:02:30] Mikoolo Here h4, may I tempt you to a new drug? https://i.imgur.com/2z1DgHf.gif

[21:03:19] Mikoolo DEVELOPERS?

[21:03:21] Mikoolo DEVELOPERS?

[21:03:23] Mikoolo DEVELOPERS?

[21:04:36] Mikoolo wof Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!

[21:04:41] Mikoolo There I wrote a one liner now.

[21:05:48] Mikoolo You're king of two things right now. Jack and shit and Jack left town.

[21:05:52] Mikoolo There I wrote another one, wof.

[21:06:48] Mikoolo Oh I remember that one wrong

[21:07:02] Mikoolo It was, You ain't leading but two things right now.

[21:07:06] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/yJk9wzNz6fU

[21:07:58] Mikoolo Know what makes me both sad and happy? ComputerTech hasn't seen Army of Darkness.

[21:08:19] Mikoolo Sad that he hasn't. Happy that he can see that movie for the first time.

[21:08:41] Mikoolo :D

[21:08:57] Mikoolo Also let him feel and hear your guns at a distance while at it, End3r.

[21:10:23] Mikoolo Might be that he's minucious in real life too.

[21:10:50] Mikoolo Fish sticks and mash, End3r.

[21:10:55] Mikoolo Real mash.

[21:11:50] Mikoolo \g https://youtu.be/2WP6IEXzOjA

[21:32:34] Mikoolo Porn, Frogorg.

[21:33:06] Mikoolo DEVELOPERS!

[21:33:15] Mikoolo DEVELOPERS!

[21:33:27] Mikoolo DEVELOPERS!

[21:33:40] Mikoolo \g did you see the 1911 video?

[21:33:47] Mikoolo s/company/cocaine

[21:37:52] Mikoolo Will you take responsibility for the laptop taking damage, mr8?

[21:38:09] Mikoolo For telling h4 to frisby it without teaching him to fristby it without damaging it.

[21:38:16] Mikoolo frisby*

[21:39:11] Mikoolo mr8 does my feet count?

[21:39:55] Mikoolo Does my feet count?

[21:40:30] Mikoolo !request kick ComputerTech spam

[21:40:58] Mikoolo Do you enjoy having ComputerTech spam your nick, herald?

[21:41:17] Mikoolo .k ComputerTech

[21:41:45] Mikoolo \g it's probably M4ng3r5

[21:43:34] Mikoolo He's inviting us to his mum!

[21:44:28] Mikoolo Nah

[21:44:34] Mikoolo He's sweating potato starch.

[21:44:40] Mikoolo A southern irish cider, \g.

[21:44:52] Mikoolo You might find it labeled as Bulmers over there, \g.

[21:44:54] Mikoolo Apple

[21:45:23] Mikoolo Cider is fermented apples something.

[21:45:44] Mikoolo hops

[21:45:55] Mikoolo BEER!

[21:46:23] Mikoolo Why does it suck, \g?

[21:46:27] Mikoolo Beer that is.

[21:46:45] Mikoolo You've only had shitty american beer.

[21:47:04] Mikoolo And thats all the beer you've had in your life.

[21:47:15] Mikoolo Heineken doesn't count, \g.

[21:47:36] Mikoolo Name a non american beer you've had \g?

[21:47:41] Mikoolo ANd corona doesnt' count either.

[21:48:10] Mikoolo Modelo is mexican.

[21:48:12] Mikoolo It doesn't count.

[21:48:45] Mikoolo You drink this one at room temperature.

[21:48:50] Mikoolo Same with guinness.

[21:48:56] Mikoolo Cold guinness is a sin.

[21:49:30] Mikoolo Drinking cold guinness or other dark beers is like drinking room temp coffee.

[21:50:22] Mikoolo A single malt whisky.

[21:50:32] Mikoolo Average smokeyness.

[21:52:19] Mikoolo This one is smokey.

[21:52:24] Mikoolo 108proof

[21:54:11] Mikoolo I can help you clean it up, Frogorg.

[21:54:23] Mikoolo It's ok.

[21:54:26] Mikoolo I got petrol.

[21:54:42] Mikoolo OOOOPS! OH MY!

[21:55:09] Mikoolo ComputerTech's ass is back.

[21:56:00] Mikoolo ok

[21:56:01] Mikoolo bed

[21:56:14] Mikoolo Nite herr Frogorg.

[22:00:28] Mikoolo You get it back after having 10 meals at Hesburger and 10 at Kotipizza.

[22:01:08] Mikoolo Or 20 makkaraperunat.

[22:01:18] Mikoolo From your favourite place.

[22:01:32] Mikoolo Anyway nite now.

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