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[00:19:23] Syndus Hey

[00:19:39] Syndus Nm, slept all day n night, sup?

[00:20:14] Syndus Got a date tomorrow

[00:21:16] Syndus That was taken out the trash and walking past the rolled tables at the end of the night.

[00:22:04] Syndus dustin I'll be in the kitchen nice to meet you

[00:22:04] Syndus And when it came back in, I said to the guy playing. Excuse me, I couldn't help but here you say that you're 41 I find it hard to believe that I'm older than you and that basically lead to him saying oh, you just came over here to hunt humble brag In front of these nice women and I said yes you caught me. I couldn't think of an excuse to come over and introduce myself. Especially to the really cute one dealing. Hi my name's

[00:22:45] Syndus So anyways, I closed up and got her name n number

[00:23:09] Syndus You keep using that word I don't think you know what it means

[00:24:02] Syndus Kowal: I will hello my name is idigo Montoya

[00:24:05] Syndus Your ass

[00:24:16] Syndus :p

[00:24:25] Syndus I got that shit on the coffee mug dude

[00:24:39] Syndus You know back when think geek cool stuff

[00:24:50] Syndus I'm back on I used to design shit for woot

[00:25:27] Syndus Lol

[00:25:37] Syndus Kowal: I just realized something

[00:25:55] Syndus You called my funny like I meant. It didn't call me crazy like the rest of these assholes

[00:25:59] Syndus I think we'll get along fine

[00:26:21] Syndus Tj is the shit

[00:26:41] Syndus You can get whatever you want mexico it's the american way

[00:26:46] Syndus Lol

[00:27:23] Syndus Last time I was in TJI got in about Alexa pulled pork sandwiches, hustlers, Palo rockets, M 80s, and a lucid wax sealed bottle of real absinthe.

[00:27:40] Syndus Got antibiotics *

[00:27:49] Syndus Mhmm

[00:27:58] Syndus We tape him together and light them and throw them at the water to kill the catfish.

[00:28:07] Syndus And then we'd eat them

[00:28:36] Syndus I never really wanted a much detail about growing up as a yo, Billy redneck.

[00:28:43] Syndus But just now that it's there

[00:28:49] Syndus It's hard to stuff it down anymore

[00:28:54] Syndus Lol

[00:29:02] Syndus Get me out of your mouth

[00:29:06] Syndus What did I tell you

[00:29:14] Syndus I'll think of something really nasty before you bite down so I taste like shit

[00:29:21] Syndus Oh

[00:29:30] Syndus Hey speaking of me

[00:29:33] Syndus Meat

[00:29:43] Syndus Kate did I tell you i'm finally down to my ideal weight?

[00:30:27] Syndus And now I can start Strength training now that they readjust the screws in my bones.

[00:31:01] Syndus They were thinking about just taking them out

[00:31:19] Syndus Hey fool

[00:31:35] Syndus Nm, just talking

[00:32:50] Syndus 5:23 PM <+ [itchyjunk]> relatable! welcome to depression! --> not lately, fr, I've been heading in the right direction with that lately. My body just hurt from working so much.

[00:33:09] Syndus End3r: I got this shit from the dispensary the other night

[00:33:13] Syndus What's the about trying it out

[00:34:09] Syndus So, yeah, anyways back to the sleeping all day, thing and depression.. I know a lot of you are in here. Like to joker around and call me nuts. So here's your news flash, not nuts. I'm just sad and I have been making progress on that.

[00:34:31] Syndus Frosted motorbreath

[00:34:35] Syndus Lol

[00:34:54] Syndus If tony the tiger had tits you'd be motor boating him

[00:35:01] Syndus I got some stuff called the hulk ponders

[00:35:10] Syndus 70^%

[00:35:26] Syndus Lol

[00:36:07] Syndus Take it

[00:36:12] Syndus You take it

[00:36:14] Syndus Lol

[00:36:23] Syndus Gah

[00:36:32] Syndus Mien titty

[00:37:01] Syndus Some c*** I work with the other night. Start a plain a song about a bunch of brothers rap about areolas

[00:37:11] Syndus Lol

[00:37:17] Syndus Areoooolaas

[00:37:24] Syndus I was like wtf dude

[00:37:29] Syndus :o

[00:37:48] Syndus Foxy

[00:38:42] Syndus Dance

[00:38:55] Syndus Kitty!

[00:39:12] Syndus I've seen that lul

[00:39:42] Syndus Look up the clownpenis.fart sketch they did dude

[00:39:48] Syndus It's about domain names

[00:40:30] Syndus Boobycats

[00:40:46] Syndus End3r: Which one of us is aging like milk

[00:41:01] Syndus I haven't seen you since at 1 video you posted of your dad wasted hitting a proto pype.

[00:41:15] Syndus That was back in like two thousand and eleven

[00:41:32] Syndus See I told you I remember shit dude

[00:42:24] Syndus It's in my favs

[01:11:20] Syndus Sexy snake n titty dance?

[01:11:32] Syndus Yp

[01:11:35] Syndus Yo

[01:29:15] Syndus Mmm

[01:29:31] Syndus Thats a trifling swear

[01:30:25] Syndus Lol that guy is my coisin

[01:30:36] Syndus Cousin *

[01:51:39] Syndus Evil is afoot!

[02:03:59] Syndus End3r: I need your help. I'm trying to capture the raw sexual energy of Betty White into a punk sound. Want to be in my band?

[02:04:23] Syndus Betty white tit fuck

[02:05:57] Syndus We're gonna be big, bro

[02:07:04] Syndus No

[02:07:51] Syndus Tonight I'm watching akira and big trouble in lil china

[02:13:50] Syndus You're a hooker

[02:26:35] Syndus https://www.reddit.com/r/GuysBeingDudes/s/bl9r3HWAjz

[02:32:28] Syndus Serion: here, smoke this

[02:38:46] Syndus albino harbor seal https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/lbrv6BGD/1000002065.jpg

[02:46:17] Syndus Did you guys know that things are made of stuff?

[02:46:40] Syndus Fr

[02:46:46] Syndus Wake up zack

[02:46:50] Syndus Wake up

[02:46:53] Syndus Lol

[02:47:01] Syndus Stfu Peorth

[02:47:09] Syndus Eat your noodles

[02:47:31] Syndus Abuse

[02:47:40] Syndus Inherent in the system!

[02:47:48] Syndus Justice!

[02:48:38] Syndus Bring out your dead

[02:48:55] Syndus Hm?

[02:49:09] Syndus The whole thing was...

[02:55:40] Syndus Peorth, you still play elder scrolls at all?

[02:55:53] Syndus Any?

[02:56:26] Syndus Ah nvm was going to talk about builds

[02:56:41] Syndus Load lists etc

[02:57:23] Syndus You know, I've been playing the console port of stellaris

[02:57:33] Syndus And for some reason, I cannot figure out why I can't earn achievements in a game.

[02:57:59] Syndus Captain caveman

[03:01:04] Syndus I'm actually working on getting kind of a top Hawk and eventually braiding it.

[03:01:40] Syndus Hard to explain

[03:27:26] Syndus I hate it when people refer to eating ass as chewing gum

[03:28:39] Syndus I'm bored

[03:28:45] Syndus One of you fight me

[03:29:09] Syndus Wait wait lol I just remembered something

[03:29:13] Syndus Brb

[03:29:47] Syndus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA6CYxvRm34

[03:29:52] Syndus ^

[03:30:19] Syndus You in the back, let's go!.....ohshi....nvm no not you

[03:30:41] Syndus I remember renting that

[03:31:08] Syndus that's one of the few movies that survived all the moves.

[03:31:15] Syndus Still has all the blockbuster coupons

[03:51:23] Syndus Gah

[03:51:31] Syndus My nose

[03:51:58] Syndus Lol

[03:52:12] Syndus Noooo

[03:52:16] Syndus You!

[03:52:21] Syndus Staaaaaay

[03:52:30] Syndus Don't leave us!

[03:52:40] Syndus I'm high as fuck

[03:52:59] Syndus Ohnoes I would have played

[03:53:26] Syndus Um my normal pain kids atm but I snorted them for the first time in like 10 years

[03:53:40] Syndus And I'm smoking premo

[03:54:11] Syndus Green n white

[03:54:49] Syndus Good premo is good kb with coke water or just sprinkled in with nugs

[03:55:27] Syndus That's why this stuff is called the pondering hulk lol

[03:55:58] Syndus George w bush prob smoked this shit

[03:56:09] Syndus XD

[03:56:22] Syndus It would explain why he had the vocabulary in personality of a choke started motorcycle

[03:56:41] Syndus Yeah I got you

[03:57:02] Syndus OA by the way, I don't want you guys sneaking them. Some kind of f****** drug nut taken shit up my nose.

[03:57:09] Syndus Sorry voice to text

[03:57:24] Syndus I just put prescription medication that's given to me. I knows for the first time and a decade. Yes is prescribed to me

[03:57:40] Syndus I miss the blackberry diesel

[03:57:56] Syndus I showed app to work one time, and these guys had a whole trunk full of the s*** and Parliament style pre roles that they paid for food in trade.

[03:58:42] Syndus I don't know I just called it yayo back in the day ysalamiri, I never really got too into it because I can hang.

[03:59:21] Syndus Dude, in the 90s and early 2000s, the Plague of the walking zombies hadn't started yet

[03:59:26] Syndus So the worst we got was baking soda and sweetener

[03:59:53] Syndus I fell into a tweaker crowd for a minute but I got out of it when I went to college.

[04:00:06] Syndus ^

[04:00:17] Syndus I'm glad I came back to smoke and weed and quitting drinking after all these years.

[04:00:35] Syndus Did you know they have d m t carts now

[04:00:41] Syndus My buddy at work told me that yesterday

[04:00:47] Syndus I'm thinking about trying on

[04:00:50] Syndus One

[04:01:08] Syndus Last time I dropped tabs. I was by myself.

[04:01:15] Syndus I even talk to my mom and personal while I was tripping.

[04:02:14] Syndus To reassure her that my mind is strong and that I'm OK.

[04:02:25] Syndus Lol

[04:02:36] Syndus You know that one, ghosts music video?

[04:02:45] Syndus By gunship

[04:02:57] Syndus Look up oh actually hold on

[04:03:04] Syndus .yt ghost gunship

[04:03:11] Syndus Watch that dude^

[04:03:47] Syndus Imagine being on 200 ug watching that on a 4k

[04:03:55] Syndus Kk

[04:04:17] Syndus I'm a musician that never learned how to read sheet music

[04:04:36] Syndus Also I don't care if you call me Autistic all count your toothpicks all night and day

[04:04:46] Syndus I'll lol

[04:05:07] Syndus Come eat some of the leftovers in my fridge

[04:05:24] Syndus I don't know how many God damn pounds of meat I have in the deep freeze

[04:05:40] Syndus Lol

[04:05:47] Syndus Here around this time dude oh I gotta do is put it on my porch

[04:06:26] Syndus I've even gone as far to warm and filter snow four drinking water before.

[04:06:34] Syndus Actually I made lasagna three days ago

[04:06:37] Syndus Yes

[04:06:45] Syndus Get over here garfield

[04:07:02] Syndus Who doesn't

[04:07:19] Syndus All of garden isn't Italian?

[04:07:25] Syndus Wasn't supposed to be a question sorry

[04:07:48] Syndus Did did you Find garfield minus garfield?

[04:07:58] Syndus 20+

[04:08:24] Syndus The one I like has Silent Hill music 2 to it.

[04:10:52] Syndus Mine were from the piccadilli circus and venice

[04:11:12] Syndus I'm not joking lol

[04:11:24] Syndus Now take that and introduce southern people and moonshine

[04:11:48] Syndus Not proud of the rednecks in my family tree.

[04:12:02] Syndus I grew up like a farm boy man

[04:12:22] Syndus Believe me I got out as soon as I could

[04:12:37] Syndus Republican red states to kind of piss me off

[04:12:41] Syndus Do

[04:13:08] Syndus Understand I'm just saying the education the literacy. The ignorance money going to the wrong places. It really shows in this place.

[04:13:30] Syndus I don't really feel like debating anything at the moment

[04:13:39] Syndus Just wished. I lived in a place that was as casual as Californian but not as pricey as Finland.

[04:13:51] Syndus Kwim?

[04:14:01] Syndus I think the last time I check we were thirty third in the world

[04:14:10] Syndus That was fucking pathetic

[04:14:22] Syndus Norman rockwell is bleeding

[04:14:32] Syndus Yeah but timothy larry was a fucking idiot

[04:14:46] Syndus What like david bowie

[04:14:55] Syndus I like bullet

[04:14:57] Syndus Bowie

[04:15:08] Syndus Daddy was man but at least he was true

[04:15:30] Syndus Yeah no

[04:15:38] Syndus still alive in my head

[04:15:43] Syndus ^_^

[04:16:10] Syndus Weve over this if you want my romantic friendship, you have to pay me.

[04:16:23] Syndus Because i'm just a giggalo

[04:16:52] Syndus No

[04:16:56] Syndus Dork

[04:17:29] Syndus Corneo?

[04:17:40] Syndus You dig that shit? You nasty.

[04:17:53] Syndus Lol

[04:18:01] Syndus Brb

[04:52:04] Syndus Big talk for a moogle that can't even deliver mail on his own

[04:52:49] Syndus Lol

[04:53:07] Syndus Have a nut

[04:54:10] Syndus Time to fight the Veggie

[04:56:00] Syndus I have the god damn crystal tattooed on my shoulder

[04:56:42] Syndus I wanna get a little vivi

[04:56:59] Syndus 9

[04:57:26] Syndus I might

[04:57:48] Syndus VV came out way before yoda baby.

[04:58:45] Syndus Barbados Slim!

[04:59:43] Syndus I've got a griever tattoo from as well

[04:59:48] Syndus 8*

[05:00:10] Syndus Just the one I drew though

[05:00:35] Syndus Lionheart, y not

[05:00:52] Syndus Idc

[05:01:08] Syndus He's literally named after a foreboding storm cloud

[05:01:17] Syndus For f*** sake is a bad a** dumb as people. Not knowing darth vader is luke's father when it's literally german for the father

[05:01:35] Syndus Lol

[05:02:57] Syndus Lies

[05:03:01] Syndus He still the same age

[05:03:13] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wN9lUuRI/1000002032.jpg

[05:03:47] Syndus I run by really fast

[05:04:12] Syndus I only use net scape on my iMac.

[05:05:04] Syndus .askjeeves geocities_xatm_092

[05:05:07] Syndus Lol

[05:06:05] Syndus Xp

[05:08:19] Syndus my balls smell

[05:08:29] Syndus Balls

[05:08:42] Syndus Moist smegma

[05:16:23] Syndus Thank leeroy Jenkins

[05:17:18] Syndus Lol

[05:18:19] Syndus I'm keeping my mouth shut

[05:22:47] Syndus ysalamiri: have you ever had alligator?

[05:23:05] Syndus I'm not

[05:23:27] Syndus I'm playing a game atm

[05:24:34] Syndus Ok, how about a mega muffaletta sammich?

[05:25:14] Syndus I make mine with corn beef

[05:30:30] Syndus 12

[05:30:42] Syndus I'm not

[05:30:50] Syndus 12 was the last one I liked

[05:31:15] Syndus Grandia

[05:31:29] Syndus The Saturn one

[05:32:35] Syndus You're a role playing ga

[05:33:31] Syndus Because they want to finger your butt

[05:33:40] Syndus While they sing here comes the fuzz

[05:34:42] Syndus 3 is great

[05:34:47] Syndus Star 9cean

[05:34:52] Syndus 2nd

[05:35:06] Syndus Um, front mission 3

[05:35:39] Syndus .$what is an Irish story?

[05:35:46] Syndus Oops

[05:36:08] Syndus Stories that being nothing and go nowhere and are often depressing

[05:36:28] Syndus Lunar silver star

[05:36:41] Syndus Alundra

[05:37:05] Syndus Ok.....

[05:37:12] Syndus You're still gonna shit your pants when you die

[05:37:17] Syndus And i'm gonna laugh

[05:38:11] Syndus Np

[05:38:19] Syndus Ffta

[05:38:41] Syndus No

[05:39:06] Syndus One time my dad took me out. Fishing in a planeful flew overhead. And I saw an octopus and my dad grounded me. Because I p***** my pants before we got to shore.

[05:39:11] Syndus That's an irish story

[05:39:57] Syndus Talking about the one time you ate an onion the bog and How to change your life if people just one with the bog?

[05:40:10] Syndus Goddamn hobbits

[05:40:48] Syndus It was just voice to text. I gotta controler in my hands.

[05:41:40] Syndus I thought it was duck tape and hope.

[05:41:54] Syndus I only play dume on my smart fridge

[05:42:01] Syndus Doom

[05:44:59] Syndus You should've seen my grandparents coffee table in the early 2000s.

[05:48:32] Syndus .yt fat boy slim

[05:52:14] Syndus Ey

[05:52:15] Syndus https://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/s/I9uRDE9r1E

[05:54:50] Syndus Hey Kumool imagine if all of ff7 looked like this: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/oneyplays/images/e/eb/Slightly_Artistic_-_Aerith_-_Chris.png/revision/latest?cb=20210626023539

[05:55:02] Syndus Mornin

[05:57:25] Syndus I'm imagining cloud n Jessie as autistic. Swedish sausage mascots trying to race away in the tunnel on a tiny little bike.

[05:57:36] Syndus XD

[05:58:06] Syndus With this dumbfounded expression and bicycle helmets

[05:58:15] Syndus While intense music plays

[05:59:36] Syndus Speaking of autistic sausage mascots

[06:40:10] Syndus Slim

[06:40:15] Syndus What time zone are you in

[06:46:52] Syndus Sounds musky

[06:47:19] Syndus ...

[06:47:37] Syndus You dork

[06:49:40] Syndus slim https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/bsZdwwVG/1000002054.jpg

[06:50:36] Syndus Chickachicka

[06:53:42] Syndus I'd like to thank lord 🙏 🙌 and savior Satan

[06:53:53] Syndus For everything

[06:54:35] Syndus '^_^'

[07:01:56] Syndus The first of the fallen, the spoiler of virgins, the master of abortions...

[07:02:16] Syndus LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR CHAIR GRANDMA!

[07:06:43] Syndus All you really need in life is titties and carrot cake

[07:07:48] Syndus Foxy, have you ever seen live performance art where they paint with music?

[07:08:15] Syndus What comes out on the canvas is expressive to the tone

[07:08:32] Syndus Check it out sometime

[07:09:30] Syndus It's like watching someone can doctor orchestra with pastills.

[07:09:43] Syndus Conduct an orchestra with pastels

[07:09:47] Syndus *

[07:13:01] Syndus Blutwo mam group

[07:13:07] Syndus Man*

[07:21:57] Syndus A hyper realistic double polarized image of dickbutt, 500ft tall and and holographic

[07:22:19] Syndus The majesty will be known for ages to come

[07:26:42] Syndus Uh oh

[07:26:49] Syndus Spirit bomb time

[08:01:40] Syndus Wonder showzen

[12:30:36] Syndus Yawn

[12:31:03] Syndus Waking up early to go to bed at a decent time

[12:32:56] Syndus SLIM, COFFEE

[12:33:23] Syndus Jk, I got my morning puke shake

[12:35:03] Syndus Murnin

[12:35:07] Syndus !bang

[12:35:21] Syndus !reload

[12:35:26] Syndus !bang

[12:39:11] Syndus Ask dad

[13:15:21] Syndus https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutfucks/s/wEL13BKUzh

[13:15:52] Syndus Lol

[13:16:19] Syndus Anyone ever played space station 13?

[13:16:52] Syndus Nvm, engineer talk reminded me of it

[13:17:26] Syndus I like the term sound of generic. Because in my head, you're just untangling Christmas lights made of noise.

[13:17:35] Syndus Sound engineer**

[13:18:28] Syndus Make the lockbox an re4 electronic lock, End3r

[13:20:24] Syndus I would totally turn my bathroom into a Resident Evil puzzle.

[13:20:55] Syndus Except all, it does as lower a big dildo from the ceiling.

[13:21:14] Syndus I haven't had taco bell since the dark knight movie came out

[13:21:42] Syndus I don't eat fast food, I already have diarrhea on my own

[13:21:46] Syndus Lol

[13:23:05] Syndus Dude, I was cleaning a pipe earlier, and pulled out a gob of resin like it was a feltgoodcomingout bit, the size of a quarter

[13:23:37] Syndus I'm about to go warm it up and roll it in buds

[13:25:58] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/OpE0kPvX/irccloudcapture8783946505450917192.jpg

[14:05:53] Syndus Like Samuel Jackson before me. I don't need a specific month. To f*** your mom, just know that it's gonna happen.

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