IRC Driven

[00:06:15] ysalamiri nopes

[00:06:45] ysalamiri oh wait, the cunk one?

[00:06:49] ysalamiri err, sec

[00:09:53] ysalamiri irish666: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibrnirw3neE

[00:13:13] ysalamiri Ziginox: shurrup ya dick

[00:32:49] ysalamiri i think a bong would prolly end me right now

[00:33:12] ysalamiri along with the deisel generator

[00:33:24] ysalamiri lol wtg phonekait

[00:33:46] ysalamiri a wtg from some idiot on irc i guess

[00:34:01] ysalamiri i couldnt do public relations crap

[00:34:12] ysalamiri iono how u do it tbh

[00:34:48] ysalamiri i argue with my own triviabot

[00:56:21] ysalamiri snek fucked off to find other nets to annoy

[00:57:12] ysalamiri he usually joins #townsquare if on rizon

[00:57:16] ysalamiri dun see him

[01:20:09] ysalamiri on rizon?

[01:20:20] ysalamiri foxy : re snek

[01:20:51] ysalamiri no such user: snek

[01:20:57] ysalamiri fk snek

[01:21:08] ysalamiri id kill everyone

[01:21:25] ysalamiri id kill tors if i could understand him

[01:22:49] ysalamiri stick to duck genocide

[01:23:01] ysalamiri this he she chat is annoying

[01:23:12] ysalamiri wow

[01:23:27] ysalamiri Peorth: strange thing is, i am a gemini

[01:23:52] ysalamiri lmao tjr: how can u be banned from a chan full of stoners

[01:24:18] ysalamiri oooooooo mr emu

[01:24:22] ysalamiri pop war hath begun

[01:25:09] ysalamiri OR get a life tjr

[01:25:28] ysalamiri ct: noted

[01:25:36] ysalamiri no telling me either har

[01:25:56] ysalamiri seriously, how can u get kicked from a stoner chan

[01:26:24] ysalamiri shouldnt they all be bonging all over their living sofa's watching scooby doo

[01:26:38] ysalamiri lol tjr: now it makes sense

[01:26:46] ysalamiri dammit, i hate sense when im drunk

[01:27:08] ysalamiri cos they all stoned af prolly

[01:27:16] ysalamiri oi mr emu

[01:27:19] ysalamiri your turn

[01:27:33] ysalamiri Lame-o-Meter [--{3}-------] 3/10 Phoenix 3 aint that bad! Good Job :)

[01:27:46] ysalamiri i need to edit these popups

[01:28:01] ysalamiri cos your at least 9/10

[01:30:53] ysalamiri irish: why are u still awake at this time if your on green tea?

[01:31:04] ysalamiri it freaks me out when your sober

[01:31:08] ysalamiri knock it off

[01:31:33] ysalamiri i cant handle u sober, your on ignore for a day

[01:31:40] ysalamiri its friday night soon

[01:31:58] ysalamiri if ur not pished by then, i may go proper nuts

[01:32:18] ysalamiri Ô.0

[01:32:32] ysalamiri dun teach yer grannie how tae suck eggs me oldy

[01:32:56] ysalamiri .quote add <~End3r> yay! bong!

[01:33:37] ysalamiri more productive than killing an unkillable duck Peorth

[01:34:05] ysalamiri thats lame as fk, del others quotes

[01:34:13] ysalamiri whats next, u want yer dummy back?

[01:34:16] ysalamiri yeah

[01:34:27] ysalamiri hes a grown up

[01:34:52] ysalamiri he knows im drunk and dun give a monkeys

[01:35:18] ysalamiri see this is what freaks me out u being sober, usually you'd be all over this like a fkn rash

[01:36:02] ysalamiri Peorth: if in im on irc, im generaly started drinking, half drunk, fully drunk or on lsd.

[01:36:12] ysalamiri irc sober is a no no for me lol#

[01:36:25] ysalamiri i honestly dunno how others can irc sober.

[01:36:48] ysalamiri dun listen to him End3r, he's sober!

[01:36:55] ysalamiri centos or bust

[01:37:02] ysalamiri yum -y update

[01:37:06] ysalamiri kekeke

[01:37:51] ysalamiri why ubuntu if u know nix platform?

[01:38:06] ysalamiri why not rhel or somat better

[01:38:14] ysalamiri i hate buntu with a passion

[01:38:23] ysalamiri centos !

[01:38:55] ysalamiri well centos is 99% same as rhel, rhel is server, centos is user os

[01:39:08] ysalamiri shockingly, im certified in rhel

[01:39:41] ysalamiri i started off my nic journey on cigwyn

[01:39:45] ysalamiri or cygwin

[01:39:57] ysalamiri bit on the laggy side lol

[01:40:05] ysalamiri was in late 90s Serion

[01:40:10] ysalamiri ohai

[01:41:14] ysalamiri irish are good for yapping for hours upon hours and not actualy saying anything, my sister is a black belt at that

[01:41:56] ysalamiri lmao

[01:42:13] ysalamiri lawlz

[01:42:24] ysalamiri yeah she has big tits

[01:42:29] ysalamiri and a big hubby

[01:42:33] ysalamiri u say

[01:42:36] ysalamiri >

[01:43:13] ysalamiri kinda like youtube then

[01:43:40] ysalamiri ah, sam broadcaster?

[01:43:58] ysalamiri eek i fecking hate em bats

[01:44:03] ysalamiri rats wae wings

[01:44:12] ysalamiri ohai slut

[01:44:16] ysalamiri lmao Serion

[01:44:22] ysalamiri your funny

[01:44:45] ysalamiri can i take u to meet my mum, she's been deed at least 10 yrs

[01:44:54] ysalamiri lawl

[01:45:18] ysalamiri a decent soh for a start

[01:45:33] ysalamiri nah man, i dun mind the "yer maw" jokes

[01:45:38] ysalamiri i got a few myself

[01:45:50] ysalamiri with yer mum? shure

[01:45:57] ysalamiri she can be my parachute

[01:46:05] ysalamiri !r1mshot

[01:46:13] ysalamiri lmao

[01:46:52] ysalamiri tick tock, it's friday madafakah, can u hear the magners calling

[01:47:06] ysalamiri even i can and i dinnae drink cider

[01:47:26] ysalamiri lmao

[01:47:42] ysalamiri ah discord, irc with bells n whistles

[01:47:55] ysalamiri LOL

[01:48:16] ysalamiri i thought Peorth was mannerly, another myth destroyed.

[01:48:24] ysalamiri lmao

[01:48:25] ysalamiri lmao

[01:48:43] ysalamiri Serion: your forgetting "yer maw"

[01:48:46] ysalamiri eeeh

[01:48:59] ysalamiri rly ct?

[01:49:38] ysalamiri holy ping pong balls

[01:50:21] ysalamiri isnt it spelt paedo?

[01:50:46] ysalamiri lmao

[01:52:31] ysalamiri yep we should pretend to behave

[01:53:15] ysalamiri crap, need to roll more smokes

[01:53:17] ysalamiri bbiaw

[01:53:33] ysalamiri i'd suggest be good, but thats not happening

[01:53:52] ysalamiri and your sober?

[01:53:54] ysalamiri damn

[01:54:22] ysalamiri when i am sober i take a lot of benzodiazepenes.

[01:54:37] ysalamiri anyyhooz, need to roll smokos

[03:47:25] ysalamiri where i been

[03:47:31] ysalamiri u been*

[03:47:37] ysalamiri oi shaman

[03:47:53] ysalamiri u been oan the lsd or whut

[03:47:59] ysalamiri ssdd mucker

[03:48:03] ysalamiri u say

[03:48:04] ysalamiri >

[03:48:25] ysalamiri rly bro, whereu been

[03:48:47] ysalamiri thats good

[03:49:00] ysalamiri or not good?

[03:50:01] ysalamiri well as long as yer not drinking cheap cider under a bridge - all gud i'd hope.

[03:50:39] ysalamiri :P

[03:51:32] ysalamiri drinking less, less sleep, more benzos, lots of masturbation to platypus pr0n, ummm ssdd mate

[03:52:03] ysalamiri oan boatl #4 atm tho so going to eject myself from this convo for everyone elses sake lol

[03:52:30] ysalamiri lol heya Syndus

[03:52:48] ysalamiri i was kinda on a trivia roll there Syndus

[03:52:52] ysalamiri oooh what ye oan?

[03:53:26] ysalamiri am playing in mt emu's channel #haventrivia

[03:53:42] ysalamiri aka Phoenix

[03:53:58] ysalamiri the daft ozzy dude

[03:54:04] ysalamiri oh just green?

[03:54:39] ysalamiri oh i was oan the white last weekend, family party, 48 hrs, brandy n line after line

[03:54:44] ysalamiri was fkn awesome lol

[03:55:10] ysalamiri i used to do grows mucker

[03:55:23] ysalamiri im down to last 6g methinx

[03:55:31] ysalamiri eyeballing dregs =/

[03:55:54] ysalamiri ah see, thats what annoys me most abt the green, who makes up these 1000 stupid names

[03:56:25] ysalamiri add some oranjge juice 3 weeks before harvest and call it ted

[03:56:35] ysalamiri fk off and do yer own grow ya muppet

[03:56:37] ysalamiri know?

[03:56:51] ysalamiri i toke half a doob and i forget my own name

[03:57:19] ysalamiri its the shite its misxed with

[03:57:24] ysalamiri deisel and whatnots

[03:57:31] ysalamiri the white i mean

[03:57:52] ysalamiri ah your still oan the green yap

[03:58:01] ysalamiri im talking about cocaine

[03:58:17] ysalamiri know how when u finally come doon, yer stomach is right sore?

[03:58:28] ysalamiri thats cos of the shit that its mixed wiff

[03:58:43] ysalamiri i got told one day by someone i cannot tell anyone

[03:58:47] ysalamiri or id be deed

[03:59:01] ysalamiri and i was like "wait, u add what now?"

[03:59:17] ysalamiri until last weekend i stopped it

[03:59:23] ysalamiri but family, what can ye do lol

[03:59:45] ysalamiri aye i remember that

[03:59:51] ysalamiri 50 skuds a g

[03:59:59] ysalamiri better off buying speed

[04:00:11] ysalamiri which is an even worse drug imho

[04:00:19] ysalamiri but the ching now? oaft

[04:00:28] ysalamiri and raw mdna up yer nose

[04:00:31] ysalamiri cheerio

[04:00:43] ysalamiri dude, stories i could tell u

[04:01:01] ysalamiri dmt

[04:01:03] ysalamiri yep

[04:01:23] ysalamiri been there, done that, left a ford car in a farmers field running away from the polis

[04:01:38] ysalamiri ( who werent actually there, cos i was imagining it all )

[04:01:49] ysalamiri loads of snakes and whatnots

[04:02:07] ysalamiri dmt awuwaska or somat

[04:02:30] ysalamiri yeah, up for 15 mins or so, see waaaaaaaaaay too much and then boaft, down

[04:02:36] ysalamiri no come down, thats the good part.

[04:02:46] ysalamiri no need for scooby doos

[04:02:51] ysalamiri no

[04:03:04] ysalamiri im a musician, if i want music i pick up a guitar.

[04:03:14] ysalamiri or just compose music in my mind

[04:03:28] ysalamiri memo me it bro, i will not click that atm

[04:03:36] ysalamiri i will if u memo me it

[04:04:44] ysalamiri dude im as drunk as a skunk, i dun need to imagine anything apart from trivia answers and what im gonna eat before i finally crash

[04:05:15] ysalamiri i used to be a carer for a dude with down syndrome

[04:05:22] ysalamiri ah so kind

[04:06:52] ysalamiri phonekait == garfield

[04:06:57] ysalamiri w0ot

[04:07:27] ysalamiri i did a deep dive into garfield on youtube awhile back, it was beyond dark

[04:07:40] ysalamiri Syndus: i was chef for 7 yrs

[04:08:05] ysalamiri iono what i found man, it was fkn bleak

[04:08:37] ysalamiri i will not give u url for it, but its on youtube

[04:09:06] ysalamiri where ye from phonekait?

[04:09:15] ysalamiri sorry ive a terrible memory

[04:09:30] ysalamiri well, its me, u know how daft i am

[04:09:39] ysalamiri italian dna?

[04:10:02] ysalamiri nj who likes italian

[04:10:11] ysalamiri im guessing italian dna lol

[04:10:29] ysalamiri !mafia

[04:11:00] ysalamiri roflmao

[04:11:21] ysalamiri aye Syndus stick tae the green lmao

[04:12:10] ysalamiri poor folk are honest at least

[04:12:31] ysalamiri so do it then

[04:12:36] ysalamiri try harder :)

[04:12:42] ysalamiri oh boy

[04:12:55] ysalamiri we gonna bang on about bollotix now?

[04:13:00] ysalamiri u hsould meet matt

[04:13:12] ysalamiri 5 mins with him and u lose will to live

[04:13:23] ysalamiri and i luv him to bits lmao

[04:13:53] ysalamiri i think american educational system was designed to fail since at least the mid 50s

[04:14:07] ysalamiri frank capra's america started dying a slow death then

[04:14:23] ysalamiri then boaft, vietnam, the 60's, tim leary and lsd appeared

[04:14:38] ysalamiri aye and them gay artists too

[04:14:48] ysalamiri cis asset

[04:15:02] ysalamiri bowie was a strange cat

[04:15:16] ysalamiri still cant nail him down, and hes olredi deed

[04:15:40] ysalamiri ziggy played geetar, cul can he wrap a reefer?#

[04:15:59] ysalamiri phonekait: dont dream of lasagne

[04:16:39] ysalamiri rolls eyes

[04:16:47] ysalamiri ppl still play irc nookie?

[04:16:48] ysalamiri wow

[04:16:56] ysalamiri u do know theres free pr0n aye?

[04:17:23] ysalamiri c:

[04:17:25] ysalamiri :P

[04:17:39] ysalamiri NookiE NookiE NookiE NookiE NookiE NookiE !~

[04:18:27] ysalamiri phonekait: when i sober ups (may take a day or 2), i will prvmsg you with my recipee for lasagne, took me 8 months to perfect it

[04:18:42] ysalamiri Kumool, psst

[04:18:58] ysalamiri the duck is unkillable.

[04:19:05] ysalamiri ?

[04:19:19] ysalamiri i used to host it

[04:19:27] ysalamiri thats why i dun play it

[04:19:58] ysalamiri duck off ya caribbean twat

[04:20:08] ysalamiri i mean wb Kumool :D

[04:20:49] ysalamiri yeah draw tits on yer pillow and have at it Kumool

[04:24:09] ysalamiri 1 last hump afore total decay

[04:24:41] ysalamiri Kumool: that jap pillow thing is kinda weird huh

[04:25:13] ysalamiri so your not a dahmer

[04:25:21] ysalamiri he was an interesting serial killer

[04:25:52] ysalamiri who was that russian one, i think he killed like hundreds in local park

[04:25:58] ysalamiri hundreds

[04:26:11] ysalamiri Kumool: no googling, what does ergo mean

[04:26:24] ysalamiri what part of "in russia" confuses yew"?

[04:26:35] ysalamiri close

[04:26:42] ysalamiri thus it is proven <--

[04:26:48] ysalamiri LoL

[04:27:05] ysalamiri smat like a goose farting in the fog

[04:27:16] ysalamiri be smarter if i went back to trivia.

[04:27:48] ysalamiri oi Kumool, u been paying attention in momo?

[04:28:06] ysalamiri geo needs a wee bit of cheery words when hes here

[04:28:17] ysalamiri rachel going thru some shit

[04:28:25] ysalamiri good, i like him/her

[04:28:38] ysalamiri time zones i guess

[04:28:54] ysalamiri can u shoot him a nice memo or somat plz Kumool?

[04:29:03] ysalamiri he's one of the good ones

[04:29:06] ysalamiri u know the score.

[04:29:22] ysalamiri kk

[04:29:44] ysalamiri esjay: is it the gender thing u take issue with?

[04:29:49] ysalamiri re: helenah

[04:30:00] ysalamiri esjay: no the channel momoland

[04:30:11] ysalamiri she had that 2 yers ago Kumool..

[04:30:15] ysalamiri +a

[04:30:36] ysalamiri hmm

[04:31:04] ysalamiri i have no proof of what u say, and i dunno u from adam

[04:31:16] ysalamiri but i will digest and study

[04:31:17] ysalamiri yes

[04:31:23] ysalamiri same person yes

[04:31:48] ysalamiri shes a bit young for being a paedo no?

[04:32:20] ysalamiri younger

[04:32:30] ysalamiri and thats not pedo, thats somat else

[04:32:33] ysalamiri !hint

[04:32:38] ysalamiri but i hear ya

[04:32:55] ysalamiri i asked achmed (h4) to not attack her as a favour

[04:32:59] ysalamiri but i didnt know this

[04:33:19] ysalamiri i do not share nicklists with lamers.

[04:33:40] ysalamiri underage yes, family no, another name for that

[04:33:51] ysalamiri know what?

[04:34:13] ysalamiri im just gonna keep playing trivia when im here, and not get involved in other folks bs

[04:34:39] ysalamiri unless ive sank boatl #4 and came back from offy with boatles 5 and 6 :P

[04:34:52] ysalamiri yeah i get it

[04:35:28] ysalamiri im just too long in the tooth and honestly, enuff idiots irl to deal with w/o hopping onto irc and getting same crap

[04:35:51] ysalamiri unless u die

[04:35:55] ysalamiri lol

[04:36:04] ysalamiri pretty much, yep

[04:36:24] ysalamiri fromtal, temporal. whats the other 2 lobes?

[04:37:12] ysalamiri she been cul with me since day we met, but she dun bother her arse about me

[04:37:19] ysalamiri "hi dave, hows it going?"

[04:37:32] ysalamiri at least u Kumool, when ur active ask me how i am

[04:37:42] ysalamiri simple manners

[04:37:57] ysalamiri so all i am going to do is play more trivia

[04:38:02] ysalamiri drunk as a skunk!

[04:38:07] ysalamiri usual lol

[04:39:04] ysalamiri its irc vampires that piss me off the most; folk that idle, soak up others chat and contribute nothing

[04:39:18] ysalamiri wb Serion

[04:39:47] ysalamiri ty Serion: i can set my own bans tho ty

[04:40:00] ysalamiri plus too many bnc filler here

[04:40:26] ysalamiri well not too many, but too many to spot an irc vampire as it were

[04:40:49] ysalamiri eat shit

[04:40:54] ysalamiri lawl oh lawl

[04:41:18] ysalamiri .//kick # Serion could u be anymore gay

[04:43:19] ysalamiri wb Serion

[04:43:42] ysalamiri no

[04:43:51] ysalamiri come sook mah hairy r00t lamer

[04:44:00] ysalamiri LOL esjay

[04:44:14] ysalamiri oaft that actually made me chuckle

[04:44:29] ysalamiri LOL

[04:50:13] ysalamiri Kumool: geo works as a psychiatric nurse

[04:50:24] ysalamiri he is the one mate i have i dont have to worry about on here

[04:50:28] ysalamiri cos he nose

[04:50:48] ysalamiri talk to him asap re: rachel plz

[04:50:54] ysalamiri hi nini

[04:51:16] ysalamiri yeah him and ct are old pals, go figure

[04:51:39] ysalamiri been trying to rebuild bwf, to no avail

[04:52:28] ysalamiri oh trump for potus?

[04:52:41] ysalamiri man thats like catnip to a normal person

[04:52:52] ysalamiri it kinda baffles me why he buys into all that

[04:53:04] ysalamiri tell u one better

[04:53:20] ysalamiri matthiew from townsquare called him a fanatic!

[04:53:40] ysalamiri the french dude who spits out twitter urls every .5 seconds

[04:54:21] ysalamiri who i asked to leave momo cos of his pasting urls to channel and his radical views

[04:54:33] ysalamiri like, if u want to read a webpage on anythging

[04:54:37] ysalamiri http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

[04:54:58] ysalamiri dun need some mad french doofus spitting out urls all day long

[04:55:17] ysalamiri and he called hank radical today, it made me laf bigtime

[04:55:59] ysalamiri i luv them both to bits but man, gotta say stop sooner or later

[04:56:42] ysalamiri how original, a person with a tattoo

[04:57:07] ysalamiri i want 3 hookahs and a q of ching

[04:58:12] ysalamiri 7 gram/ quarter of cocaine

[04:58:20] ysalamiri ching is uk slang for cocaine

[04:58:34] ysalamiri sorry if orgot u live in the slims of the caribbean :P

[04:58:55] ysalamiri loads of money!

[04:59:03] ysalamiri he dunno what poor means

[05:00:34] ysalamiri wishi couold draw, music is my art

[05:00:41] ysalamiri i wish i could draw tho

[05:00:55] ysalamiri what story

[05:01:29] ysalamiri ive not even saw #1

[05:01:54] ysalamiri i copied seasons 1-3 of yellowstone onto c:

[05:01:59] ysalamiri so happy days :D

[05:02:49] ysalamiri Kumool: i'm somewhat happy i've grew up

[05:02:59] ysalamiri yep

[05:03:04] ysalamiri win 7 !

[05:03:19] ysalamiri <---upto date lmao

[05:03:54] ysalamiri duct tape and hope

[05:04:10] ysalamiri eggzactly

[05:04:28] ysalamiri 99 Number1Stunna, tc

[05:04:54] ysalamiri no gods? loads of gods, they just dont actually exist.

[05:05:14] ysalamiri lmao, geck off!

[05:05:45] ysalamiri Phoenix: dude i miss win 98se and blackice defender so much =/

[05:06:13] ysalamiri your old enuff to recall those days

[05:07:18] ysalamiri i 9only understood about a third of that NiniGeo2

[05:07:22] ysalamiri -9

[05:07:25] ysalamiri not kill -9

[05:07:54] ysalamiri im happy to admit, i only understood the nouns and adverbs.

[05:08:00] ysalamiri rest was gibberish!

[05:08:11] ysalamiri m0n: kekeke

[05:08:27] ysalamiri whyu still awake irish?

[05:08:59] ysalamiri green tea, i feel like there's a been a death in the family when your sober

[05:09:13] ysalamiri dun talk to him irish, he's 'stralian!

[05:09:44] ysalamiri yeah plotting how to invade new zealand may cause migraines.

[05:10:10] ysalamiri lol 99 gain irish

[05:10:36] ysalamiri another 5 mins for me and im off to hunt top quality pron and laf at myself to ty masturbate drunk.

[05:11:00] ysalamiri recall when i said i talka power of shite but dun lie

[05:11:03] ysalamiri prooof ^

[05:11:07] ysalamiri hope so!

[05:11:28] ysalamiri ofc Kumool: it's me remember? :)

[05:11:37] ysalamiri yeah floppy dick dun drive

[05:11:39] ysalamiri lmao

[05:12:05] ysalamiri lmao helenah

[05:12:53] ysalamiri iono man, isnt life hard enuff w/o bring crap on here too

[05:13:16] ysalamiri i think my 1st day on dalnet i was bombarded with kiddie porn

[05:13:26] ysalamiri i didnt even know how to /nick

[05:13:46] ysalamiri nods

[05:13:50] ysalamiri hear what

[05:14:02] ysalamiri u see foxy slapping ct again

[05:14:12] ysalamiri foxy, goto sleep

[05:14:49] ysalamiri i keep forgetting theres other timezones

[05:16:06] ysalamiri lol

[05:16:22] ysalamiri foxy im saying this as nicely as i can

[05:16:27] ysalamiri your a doofus

[05:16:43] ysalamiri u suffer all us idiots

[05:16:48] ysalamiri for whut

[05:17:06] ysalamiri .w doofus

[05:18:13] ysalamiri its like a stewy curry Kumool

[05:18:52] ysalamiri aye but you dont live in the deep south of amereeca, el foxycuss does

[05:19:09] ysalamiri thats the one food i want to taste

[05:19:27] ysalamiri my sister lived in alabama, says gumbo is awesome

[05:19:34] ysalamiri cant get it in scotland tho

[05:20:20] ysalamiri isnt popeyes a fastfood place

[05:21:02] ysalamiri damn ive still got loads of booze left but starvin marvin material now

[05:21:22] ysalamiri fkn irc, its either weather, sex or food

[05:21:26] ysalamiri every fucking time

[05:21:35] ysalamiri i blame u foxy

[05:21:50] ysalamiri i rest mt case.

[05:21:59] ysalamiri dagnabbit

[05:22:12] ysalamiri if i fet proper mad i may add a consarnit

[05:22:31] ysalamiri Kumool: pretty much food and sex yep

[05:22:43] ysalamiri .w

[05:22:49] ysalamiri lets play the weather game

[05:23:01] ysalamiri still no rainb in scotland, fo figure.

[05:23:15] ysalamiri hi slim

[05:23:42] ysalamiri yeah me 3, its called howto chat in #computertech

[05:23:46] ysalamiri sup slim?

[05:24:12] ysalamiri oooooh i had a macyak yesterday morn

[05:24:21] ysalamiri sorry, a madonalds thingy

[05:24:37] ysalamiri the 1 with 2 bits of beef

[05:24:53] ysalamiri sounds like brekafast menu

[05:25:19] ysalamiri i generally avoid macdonalds as its plastic food, but i had a craving for a bigmac

[05:25:25] ysalamiri Bigmac

[05:25:39] ysalamiri got there eventually lol

[05:26:00] ysalamiri dude, for "fast" food, they take feckin ages

[05:26:29] ysalamiri i must admit, i skudrattled it in abt 2 mins flat

[05:26:47] ysalamiri went down quicker than a thai hookah

[05:27:23] ysalamiri wish i could, but if i wake up with booze left, i will just go get more

[05:27:29] ysalamiri so best to end it now

[05:27:44] ysalamiri what ya done now foxy?

[05:27:48] ysalamiri polis?

[05:28:08] ysalamiri neighbours fihgting?

[05:28:14] ysalamiri ohh

[05:28:20] ysalamiri dang

[05:28:25] ysalamiri they okaY?

[05:28:52] ysalamiri ah i keep forgetting your american

[05:29:17] ysalamiri ty Ziginox

[05:29:49] ysalamiri im a bit drunk for correct grammar atm lol but ty

[05:30:16] ysalamiri foxy: so u didnt find oor why the polis were there?

[05:30:32] ysalamiri Ziginox: note how i waved cheerio to grammar :)

[05:31:00] ysalamiri i once got offered a lift home from the polis

[05:31:49] ysalamiri i was right oot me napper on mdma, cocaine and gawd nose how many boatlz ae gravy, i was so shitfaced i was seeing things that werent there

[05:32:03] ysalamiri then a polis motor appeared, 4am in the blessed am

[05:32:14] ysalamiri aw right davey, want a lift home?

[05:32:21] ysalamiri naw yer aw right cheers

[05:32:44] ysalamiri (under no circumstances do u get in the back of a polis car).

[05:33:06] ysalamiri so i managed to walk away, and me, cos im a fkn moron

[05:33:09] ysalamiri walked back

[05:33:19] ysalamiri "why u 2 being so nice to me?"

[05:34:06] ysalamiri cos we know u just buried 2 od yer pals 1 day after the other, jump in and we will take u to 15 brodick ave, no arrest

[05:34:13] ysalamiri no joke

[05:35:05] ysalamiri you should be sold on amazon for boring stories Kumool, ffs

[05:35:10] ysalamiri any sisters

[05:35:22] ysalamiri jk :P

[05:35:50] ysalamiri lmao

[05:36:58] ysalamiri Syndus: i can die right now and be content ive lived a full life

[05:37:08] ysalamiri dun need no tattoos

[05:37:30] ysalamiri dun need to add closing bracket to line of code

[05:37:33] ysalamiri LOL

[05:37:45] ysalamiri abt time u grew a pair ya lame cunt

[05:38:16] ysalamiri that u done now?

[05:38:35] ysalamiri or do u actually want to hear irish stories, ive a hunner

[05:38:41] ysalamiri ya prick

[05:38:46] ysalamiri heh

[05:39:32] ysalamiri the 1 good thing abt octupus is they only live 4 yrs

[05:39:42] ysalamiri cos they are smarter than humans.

[05:40:07] ysalamiri sup with the *

[05:40:32] ysalamiri nobody here really cares if u curse or not

[05:40:51] ysalamiri hobbits and onions, hmm

[05:40:56] ysalamiri oh

[05:41:23] ysalamiri im on a casio calculator and faith

[08:11:08] ysalamiri morn miko

[08:11:18] ysalamiri achmed did it

[08:20:32] ysalamiri slappy at the ban evasion again?

[08:22:10] ysalamiri nah thats not his style miko

[08:22:25] ysalamiri here's how to test

[08:22:32] ysalamiri ask him 2 Qs

[08:22:39] ysalamiri 1st one he will answer np

[08:22:49] ysalamiri 2nd one he wont, cos he has no braincells.

[08:23:26] ysalamiri oh boy

[08:24:01] ysalamiri are all swedes dumb because they are blonde

[08:24:14] ysalamiri its not slappy

[08:24:19] ysalamiri yep

[08:24:53] ysalamiri he can aevade a ban up to 4-5

[08:24:58] ysalamiri then he got nothing.

[08:25:36] ysalamiri oh trust me miko

[08:25:52] ysalamiri he can evade upto 405 bans then he runs out of fuel.

[08:25:58] ysalamiri 4-5*

[08:26:08] ysalamiri so why ask

[08:26:29] ysalamiri <@ysalamiri> are all swedes dumb because they are blonde

[08:26:43] ysalamiri note the ? mark

[08:27:32] ysalamiri nah he just needs more coffee and i need sleep

[08:28:39] ysalamiri i've a chipolata sized knob and a lickers license, does that count.

[08:29:16] ysalamiri nods, gonna have to pass on that

[08:29:47] ysalamiri look at el slim the fire starter

[08:30:11] ysalamiri naw, i'd prolly just kick your cunt clean in slim

[08:30:20] ysalamiri go start a fight elsewhere

[08:30:42] ysalamiri lol wokayz

[08:31:13] ysalamiri fair dooz

[08:31:30] ysalamiri yeah after 1 line slappy got zeche.

[08:31:53] ysalamiri nah theere may be some some slim i kinda do as i please.

[08:32:02] ysalamiri but ya cul

[08:34:26] ysalamiri do u play any musical instruments?

[08:34:35] ysalamiri slim && slim

[08:34:43] ysalamiri erks Mikoolo*

[08:35:28] ysalamiri afraid not

[08:35:40] ysalamiri key of Dick dun count in this q

[08:36:23] ysalamiri well, i gained frade 6 on chanter, but never plaued the pipes tbh miko

[08:36:27] ysalamiri lol

[08:36:37] ysalamiri yeah i fly nekked

[08:36:54] ysalamiri id be lethal if i could type

[08:37:14] ysalamiri hey kilts are well comfy ftw.

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