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[10:47:25] h4 !shop 16 Chiester

[11:10:26] h4 your ancestors are ashamed of you

[11:10:29] h4 !

[11:10:37] h4 i hope you didn't brush your teeth

[11:10:39] h4 to look proper british

[11:17:54] h4 possibly

[11:17:55] h4 but fuck em

[11:18:14] h4 s/but f/buttf/

[11:37:34] h4 who cares? Just silence him

[16:18:00] h4 very cynical

[16:18:18] h4 but the fact that people trample each other to death for some shitty discounts

[16:18:25] h4 or rather not always even discounts

[16:18:27] h4 is just sad

[16:19:04] h4 !bang

[16:22:30] h4 Mikoolo at least on cyber monday they can't trample other human beings

[16:22:37] h4 also fuck people who take their kids to black friday sales

[16:22:50] h4 i wish i could say that it's typical american

[16:23:06] h4 but i remember that one time in the 2000s when a Media Markt opened in poland and a couple of people got trampled

[16:23:25] h4 and i witnessed new stores opening here too with great deals

[16:23:28] h4 and people went fucking nuts

[16:26:16] h4 mobility scooters

[16:26:22] h4 please god never let that become a thing in germany!

[16:26:31] h4 people driving cars are braindead as it is

[16:26:46] h4 don't want to become a casualty on isle 5 because some fat fucker could not stop his accelerated mass in time :D

[16:27:09] h4 oh those pictures from the united states

[16:27:14] h4 where fat fuckers sit on mobility scooters

[16:27:19] h4 and on each site some fat is hanging from the seat

[16:27:28] h4 how can you let yourself go like that?

[16:27:38] h4 i mean i'm not a stick figure myself

[16:27:43] h4 but at some point it's painful to overeat

[16:27:54] h4 props on determination i guess?

[16:28:08] h4 they usually tell me about being sick

[16:28:09] h4 or heavy bones

[16:28:29] h4 my aunt had two brain tumours and survived both

[16:28:30] h4 but lost mobility

[16:28:32] h4 she was fat

[16:28:38] h4 but then she started working out as best as she could

[16:28:42] h4 and stopped eating like a fucking pig

[16:28:49] h4 and she dropped a ton of weight and felt much better

[16:29:02] h4 i don't wanna judge all fatties

[16:29:05] h4 no

[16:29:08] h4 she is also 60+

[16:29:24] h4 but some of those fat slobs are just fat slobs because they stopped caring

[16:29:51] h4 i feel especially sorry for teenagers being fatties

[16:29:58] h4 because their parents either don't know how to eat healthy

[16:30:07] h4 no scratch that either

[16:30:11] h4 it's mostly bad parenting imo

[16:30:28] h4 glad i never joined that idiocy on social media

[16:30:40] h4 figure it was easier to not take part 20 years ago though

[16:31:06] h4 due to picking up my niece from kindergarten frequently for some time

[16:31:09] h4 i inevitably met some moms

[16:31:22] h4 not really a wealthy neighborhood here

[16:31:33] h4 so the moms are usually uneducated

[16:31:43] h4 they themselves are fat blobs

[16:31:47] h4 and their kids start to get big too

[16:31:52] h4 that kinda hurts to see

[16:32:24] h4 yeah being a bit overweight is fine

[16:32:33] h4 shit happens, we don't all have time to work out

[16:32:37] h4 or the energy to do so

[16:32:44] h4 but if you are out of breath standing up

[16:32:49] h4 you might wanna change your habits

[16:33:22] h4 Mikoolo i am in the favourable position to see pics of me from 3-4 years ago

[16:33:26] h4 and look at a fatty

[16:33:35] h4 at least easily 15kg more than now

[16:33:53] h4 oh you were fatter than me :D

[16:33:57] h4 i only ever reached 111kg

[16:34:49] h4 i only lost weight by riding bike to work every day (27km a day) and resisting to stuff my fat carcass with sweets

[16:34:58] h4 Mikoolo 86kg was my lowest

[16:35:02] h4 after vomiting for an entire day

[16:35:02] h4 :D

[16:35:06] h4 88kg was normal

[16:35:27] h4 Fensta i thought so too when i was actively smoking weed

[16:35:37] h4 at some point i decided to stop and now i prefer to be sober

[16:35:43] h4 just need something to do

[16:35:48] h4 working out is a good hobby

[16:35:50] h4 also programming

[16:35:56] h4 distracts from drugs pretty good

[16:42:29] h4 oh yeah Mikoolo

[16:42:31] h4 you looked chubby :D

[16:49:22] h4 oh god fuck you Mikoolo

[16:49:27] h4 because you sent that fatty pic

[16:49:37] h4 i looked for fatty pics of me

[16:49:42] h4 and there are some really disgusting ones :D

[16:49:47] h4 fucking fat belly

[16:51:45] h4 176 what?

[16:51:52] h4 fucking brits

[16:52:02] h4 .cc 176lbs to stones

[16:52:15] h4 equally useless unit

[16:52:19] h4 .cc 176lbs to kg

[16:52:32] h4 what are you? 160cm?

[16:52:49] h4 .cc 94kg to lbs

[16:52:56] h4 fuck yeah!

[16:53:11] h4 i tried to kick you Fensta

[16:53:13] h4 but alas

[16:53:14] h4 i was not able to

[16:53:28] h4 i can kick some of those :)

[16:53:53] h4 are you challenging me?

[16:54:09] h4 you

[16:54:09] h4 are

[16:54:10] h4 on!

[16:54:18] h4 i can't even dance

[16:54:19] h4 at all

[16:54:47] h4 done

[16:55:32] h4 i heard germans can clap hands

[16:55:39] h4 .yt rotfront deutscher tanz

[16:55:43] h4 according to this song

[16:55:44] h4 :D

[16:59:00] h4 .w

[16:59:02] h4 !bang

[16:59:03] h4 !bang

[16:59:04] h4 !bang

[16:59:06] h4 !reload

[16:59:07] h4 !reload

[16:59:07] h4 !bang

[16:59:14] h4 hope so too

[16:59:15] h4 but i doubt it

[16:59:30] h4 phonekait sure you don't wanna join a room with Ahsoka and TorS?

[16:59:52] h4 Fensta yeah but that crap does not even taste good

[17:00:01] h4 burger king ads would be completely lost on me

[17:00:12] h4 Mikoolo not in general, no

[17:00:29] h4 no really

[17:00:33] h4 i don't like that fast food at all

[17:00:37] h4 the only good stuff they got are the fries

[17:02:01] h4 i could be at a burger king in 15 minutes

[17:02:03] h4 by bus

[17:02:09] h4 but i really would not want to :D

[17:02:24] h4 could also reach two seperate BKs within 15 minutes with the bike

[17:02:31] h4 i don't want to eat that garbage

[17:02:44] h4 it does not taste good and does not satisfy me either

[17:02:49] h4 i feel like eating more afterwards

[17:03:04] h4 it's a franchise, isn't it?

[17:03:09] h4 perhaps all the BKs around here are crap

[17:03:18] h4 those fatties have no taste

[17:03:24] h4 they just need calories to feed their fatty hunger

[17:03:31] h4 you can scare them away by presenting lettuce

[17:04:41] h4 hi socraticDev o/

[17:12:59] h4 Mikoolo that dude is disgusting

[17:13:00] h4 please remove

[17:13:44] h4 ye but I'm not sure how far I can actually go

[17:13:53] h4 so far hardly anybody objected to me kicking the occasional cunt

[17:14:05] h4 nice

[17:14:06] h4 :D

[17:14:15] h4 very polite of you

[17:14:25] h4 you are very well behaved, Mikoolo

[17:14:48] h4 that would be gay

[17:15:00] h4 maybe like those italians?

[17:15:03] h4 !bang

[17:15:07] h4 could kiss each other on the cheek

[17:15:20] h4 need to wear expensive suits and look like mafia though

[17:15:22] h4 else it's gay

[17:15:35] h4 oh god

[17:16:57] h4 daring of you

[17:17:00] h4 to admit being a milkman

[17:17:10] h4 you probably have no idea what happened to previous milkmen

[17:17:27] h4 Mikoolo i'm happy for them both

[17:18:17] h4 together?

[17:18:18] h4 where is Syndus?

[17:18:21] h4 i can't seem to find him

[17:19:09] h4 dodged a bullet there

[17:19:13] h4 thought it was mandatory to attend

[17:19:48] h4 mrinf and what did you receive?

[17:20:03] h4 scary

[17:20:07] h4 i am cunning though

[17:20:20] h4 is he fat?

[17:20:36] h4 ha

[17:20:42] h4 well played

[17:20:52] h4 Syndus your gay site?

[17:21:16] h4 Mikoolo can you laugh for Ahsoka?

[17:21:20] h4 she made two jokes by now

[17:21:24] h4 but nobody reacted

[17:21:26] h4 just laugh

[17:21:31] h4 thx

[17:21:49] h4 .t de en Schenkelklopfer

[17:23:46] h4 no homophobia Ahsoka

[17:23:49] h4 it's 2023

[17:23:57] h4 if you could kindly move on from the 50s

[17:24:56] h4 and i identify as a freight train

[17:24:58] h4 what's your point?

[17:50:24] h4 oh my

[17:50:26] h4 it is ComputerTech

[17:50:28] h4 in the flesh

[17:50:31] h4 hi Hotties

[17:51:09] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for being a cunt

[17:51:55] h4 ???

[17:54:25] h4 very original of you phonekait

[17:54:45] h4 gj phish

[17:54:51] h4 take some trivia as a reward

[17:54:52] h4 .trivia 10

[17:55:55] h4 :D

[17:55:58] h4 .strivia

[17:56:01] h4 shame

[17:56:29] h4 you said that already

[17:56:38] h4 oh the script woke up

[17:56:43] h4 kill -9 TheFatherMind

[17:56:54] h4 kill -STOP TheFatherMind

[17:57:05] h4 no

[17:57:08] h4 it will literally kill him

[17:57:12] h4 we just want to stop him

[17:57:15] h4 perhaps continue later

[17:57:29] h4 great job ComputerTech

[17:57:45] h4 quick, ComputerTech, install another TheFatherMind via pip run as root!!

[17:58:04] h4 i bet the packed version on debian repos is ancient

[17:58:11] h4 TheFatherMind might still be 20 and single

[17:58:42] h4 who has

[17:58:42] h4 ?

[17:58:44] h4 they?

[17:59:04] h4 he seems phishy

[17:59:24] h4 ComputerTech: s/dope/like a dope dealer/

[18:00:12] h4 so does he have good dope?

[18:00:20] h4 stop being rude phonekait

[18:00:24] h4 you don't know him

[18:00:32] h4 eat gravy

[18:00:45] h4 like i could get any with you in here

[18:00:58] h4 ComputerTech yeah but there are people who drink gravy

[18:01:03] h4 wonder if she fills it into bottles too

[18:01:12] h4 her fitness drink

[18:01:13] h4 :D

[18:01:18] h4 wow

[18:01:24] h4 you called her that this time around

[18:01:26] h4 that's not on me

[18:01:31] h4 you called her a monster

[18:01:38] h4 meaning a huge person

[18:01:48] h4 sure you did

[18:01:53] h4 i told you she drinks gravy

[18:02:00] h4 you asked what kind of monster does that

[18:02:08] h4 i did not call her a mosnter

[18:02:10] h4 *monster

[18:02:11] h4 you did

[18:02:31] h4 why?

[18:02:33] h4 the song seems okay

[18:02:40] h4 then why share it?

[18:02:48] h4 just disregard her comments

[18:02:51] h4 she is probably hungry again

[18:03:06] h4 bet she hasn't eaten for almost an hour

[18:03:10] h4 literally starving

[18:03:14] h4 not only for attention :D

[18:03:28] h4 hard to be ignored if you fill the room by yourself

[18:03:34] h4 pfff

[18:03:35] h4 leftovers

[18:03:36] h4 right

[18:03:36] h4 .D

[18:03:37] h4 :D

[18:04:25] h4 Fensta what if it's hidden in litres of gravy?

[18:04:45] h4 oh wow that pan

[18:04:49] h4 getting Poul flahsbacks here

[18:05:04] h4 goddamn it you need to clean

[18:05:48] h4 is there fat residue on the outside of the pan?

[18:05:53] h4 and on the stove

[18:06:26] h4 ComputerTech: s/out/the corner/

[18:08:40] h4 very precise cat you got there

[18:08:52] h4 very few flour it spread around your kitchen

[18:08:55] h4 looks older the flour

[19:05:00] h4 morning?

[19:05:03] h4 the fuck irish666?

[19:22:01] h4 he does?

[19:22:02] h4 fuck m_

[19:25:31] h4 <m_> the fuck

[19:25:32] h4 please behave

[19:25:38] h4 we don't appreciate that tone here

[19:26:10] h4 !bang

[19:26:23] h4 why did you alter your script TheFatherMind?

[19:26:27] h4 now you make other aware of ducks

[19:26:27] h4 ?

[19:26:31] h4 !topduck

[19:26:39] h4 m_ you should not be using these kinds of words

[19:26:59] h4 duck means "don't use cocks, Kumpel"

[19:27:19] h4 hell if I know

[19:27:27] h4 it's just this new one

[19:27:28] h4 m_

[19:27:34] h4 he keeps misbehaving

[19:28:04] h4 .k mrbde

[19:28:08] h4 no me gusta!

[19:30:43] h4 so do i

[19:30:49] h4 but wait

[19:30:49] h4 no

[19:30:58] h4 i don't. Need to get somewhere tomorrow

[19:31:03] h4 !bang

[19:31:12] h4 finally i got TheFatherMind's script

[19:31:18] h4 improved it a bit

[19:31:34] h4 !shop 16 h4

[19:31:36] h4 wtf?

[19:31:39] h4 that script sucks dude

[19:50:36] h4 your ass what?

[19:52:54] h4 oh wow

[19:53:02] h4 just for finding the first one epd should punish you :D

[21:38:24] h4 <+TheFatherMind> All ducks must die.

[21:38:29] h4 we do not support genocide here

[21:38:34] h4 please behave yourself

[21:38:39] h4 or GestapoTech will take care of you

[23:30:03] h4 !bang

[23:30:12] h4 meds, Zack!

[23:30:15] h4 take them!

[23:32:38] h4 Zack is currently in a state of delusion

[23:32:54] h4 most europeans are possibly asleep by now

[23:33:05] h4 and gravykait is eating i suppose

[23:33:54] h4 no need to prove my point Zack

[23:34:02] h4 mrfrosty never doubted it

[23:34:29] h4 gay

[23:35:27] h4 lo

[23:35:27] h4 l

[23:35:30] h4 you do that

[23:36:16] h4 lol

[23:37:13] h4 lol

[23:37:28] h4 he doesn't get it Peorth

[23:37:57] h4 don't sweat it Zack :P

[23:38:01] h4 it's not about you insulting me

[23:38:08] h4 that's totally fine

[23:38:51] h4 you're just scared of n0s3y|afk and MAGIC

[23:39:05] h4 threaten me with a good time :D

[23:39:31] h4 but be careful Zack

[23:39:41] h4 if you do interrupt it you almost always look like a retard

[23:39:58] h4 k ;)

[23:43:20] h4 if only Mikoolo were awake to laugh at your jokes

[23:48:25] h4 ew that'S cold

[23:48:31] h4 it's 00:48 foxy

[23:48:48] h4 i was on my way to bed

[23:48:55] h4 but i couldn't resist telling people about meds

[23:49:06] h4 then i could not leave without seeing if someone retorted

[23:49:15] h4 then someone pm'ed me ...

[23:49:36] h4 then n0s3y|afk started talking about Schnee

[23:49:42] h4 i don't know

[23:49:43] h4 malign

[23:49:46] h4 you got boobs?

[23:50:02] h4 si

[23:50:14] h4 i don't know who that is lol

[23:50:32] h4 Ahsoka might be you

[23:50:45] h4 n0s3y|afk i just let her ramble on

[23:50:48] h4 until Mikoolo returns

[23:50:51] h4 and ignores her :D

[23:51:07] h4 why?

[23:51:13] h4 malign is cool

[23:51:30] h4 the fuck is wrong with you soulless ginger?

[23:51:42] h4 you better apologize to malign

[23:52:25] h4 wdym whenever he comes back?

[23:52:48] h4 you don't believe me?

[23:53:05] h4 [21:43:29] <&malign> 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[23:53:05] h4 [18:16:03] <&h4> <redacted because insulting to a large mass>

[23:53:18] h4 barely three hours ago :D

[23:53:22] h4 and then in pm

[23:53:34] h4 lol

[23:53:45] h4 a lot of people do

[23:54:01] h4 yeah wasn't in here

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