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Monday, November 27, 2023
[08:01:30] Mikoolo Are you at work h4?
[08:02:06] Mikoolo .w
[08:03:46] Mikoolo Meh
[08:04:30] Mikoolo .t sv en fänkål
[08:05:03] Mikoolo .t de sv salbei-honig
[08:05:50] Mikoolo .t sv de horunge
[08:06:26] Mikoolo Huren kinder
[08:07:04] Mikoolo Sounds outdated.
[08:07:43] Mikoolo btw h4. I ordered a tablet this night before going to bed.
[08:08:20] Mikoolo It has hardware hevc 10bit decode/encode support.
[08:08:29] Mikoolo The one thing I require from a tablet.
[08:09:53] Mikoolo It is indeed an android.
[08:09:59] Mikoolo Samsung galaxy tab s6 lite
[08:10:24] Mikoolo I got a samsung a52s as phone.
[08:10:51] Mikoolo I had cyanogenmod on my galaxy ace.
[08:10:58] Mikoolo My first android smartphone.
[08:14:50] Mikoolo Thats for the old version.
[08:15:03] Mikoolo I'm getting the 2022 one with a snapdragon 720g instead for the exynos 9611.
[08:16:36] Mikoolo Was he in a wheelchair before?
[08:17:22] Mikoolo Give him 10€ and tell him "You're in the redlight district, so come give me a good time." Sander.
[08:18:58] Mikoolo ^
[08:19:24] Mikoolo He could also have been shot.
[08:19:57] Mikoolo When in the us. Expect that everyone is armed.
[08:20:09] Mikoolo Sander, were you alone in the car?
[08:20:35] Mikoolo Thats good then. Would have been a bit embarassing if your wife was with you, Sander.
[08:21:18] Mikoolo Because it's near the red light district, Neo_Nemesis.
[08:21:49] Mikoolo Yes?
[08:21:59] Mikoolo Did you get frustrated?
[08:22:17] Mikoolo My nephew loves moving out but I don't have the patience for it.
[08:22:26] Mikoolo IKR
[08:23:51] Mikoolo I know.
[08:24:20] Mikoolo I am glad my niece didn't see it interesting. She's competetive.
[08:24:56] Mikoolo With my lack of patience for the game with my nephew and her competetive streak we'd get mad at each other.
[08:27:52] Mikoolo Yeah.
[08:28:08] Mikoolo I was outside with them both with their sleds at a nearby slope.
[08:28:20] Mikoolo And before that we played "hide the lego figure."
[08:28:34] Mikoolo Take 2 or more lego figures, hide them in plain sight.
[08:29:21] Mikoolo My niece got smart and put one of them in a candle lantern with glass sides. She burst out laughing as I walked past it.
[08:29:45] Mikoolo It's like memory training and learn to pay attention to small changes in the envoirment.
[08:30:13] Mikoolo And I give them tips if they are high or low and if they are hot or cold when it comes to how close they are to it.
[08:36:00] Mikoolo Also. My sis-in-law found the colouring book for my niece at 20% off. So now I got a budget for my nephew. Around 15€.
[08:36:07] Mikoolo For his christmas gift.
[08:38:36] Mikoolo So the south west rocks, wez?
[08:39:00] Mikoolo Why does it rock to be there tho?
[08:39:16] Mikoolo Or is it rocking from side to side? Like a permanent earthquake?
[08:39:17] Mikoolo :>
[08:39:38] Mikoolo So more than one rock in the south west.
[08:40:54] Mikoolo My condolences for living in wales, wez. >:D
[08:41:27] Mikoolo Have you ever been to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, wez?
[08:41:33] Mikoolo .w Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
[08:42:51] Mikoolo of old Wales.
[08:43:09] Mikoolo Wez, do you have black background on irc?
[08:43:39] Mikoolo Nice wez.
[08:43:57] Mikoolo Now highlight my entire sentence where I wrote "Living in wales".
[08:44:51] Mikoolo :>
[08:45:07] Mikoolo Theres a >:D at the end of the sentence.
[08:45:45] Mikoolo imagine writing like this wez. Does it show up on your client?
[08:45:48] Mikoolo Wait wrong one
[08:46:05] Mikoolo No it was the right one.
[08:46:38] Mikoolo Huomenta Chiester.
[08:51:29] Mikoolo Dark Souls 2 bosses, wez?
[08:51:58] Mikoolo h4 loves deadly.
[08:52:20] Mikoolo No other country managed to get the pounding that germany gave them, except Russia.
[08:52:27] Mikoolo get and survive
[08:53:09] Mikoolo Whats the onomatopoeia in german, h4?
[08:53:12] Mikoolo For Moo.
[08:53:29] Mikoolo Ah
[08:53:30] Mikoolo Muh
[08:53:52] Mikoolo Dogs go wau wau
[08:54:00] Mikoolo ANd chickens go kikeriki.
[08:54:44] Mikoolo Boomchiga!
[08:55:40] Mikoolo .yt fuwamoco wau wau
[09:00:31] Mikoolo Oh yeah speaking about cow onomatopoeia.
[09:00:35] Mikoolo Mu is the swedish one.
[09:00:41] Mikoolo Tant is = old lady.
[09:00:46] Mikoolo Mutant is a old cow lady.
[09:02:00] Mikoolo That would be Kärring, Chiester.
[09:04:00] Mikoolo A more successful one than I am :<
[09:04:30] Mikoolo h4 the soviets are long gone.
[09:05:01] Mikoolo I don't trust people that bleed once a month, Sander. You should never trust a bleeding animal they are injured and could snap and be agressive.
[09:06:01] Mikoolo Apparently they had a example of the tablet in the nearby electronics store.
[09:06:27] Mikoolo Too bad I ordered it from netonnet instead.
[09:06:39] Mikoolo But sucks that netonnet doesn't show which of the lite models.
[09:06:59] Mikoolo The new one from 2022 with the snapdragon or the old one from 2020 with the exynos.
[09:07:12] Mikoolo Both can decode 10bit hevc tho.
[09:07:15] Mikoolo decode/encode
[09:09:03] Mikoolo bbl
[11:56:00] Mikoolo Chiester I found battery in one of the small tobacco stores :D
[11:59:10] Mikoolo My lunch
[11:59:18] Mikoolo Want one deadly?
[12:00:01] Mikoolo What the fuck is battary die, ski?
[12:01:43] Mikoolo It's a finnish brand.
[12:05:28] Mikoolo I like to imagine that battery is the most popular energy drink in Finland.
[12:06:06] Mikoolo I grew up with this, ski. Drank it in my teenage years when I still visited Tornedalen on a regular basis.
[12:06:47] Mikoolo It's not beer.
[12:07:07] Mikoolo You should learn to read english, ski.
[12:07:55] Mikoolo You could have replied with "I just woke up you asshole, don't expect too much from me, cunt." ski.
[12:10:48] Mikoolo Banter is an aquired skill. Ain't it so deadly?
[12:14:51] Mikoolo Also tablet should arrive this week, wednesday or thursday.
[12:15:26] Mikoolo Getting the digitalised video of my great grandparents on wednesday. Going to my aunt for coffee aswell and watch it with her after I double checked it.
[12:15:48] Mikoolo Late 90 year olds speaking finnish in the video.
[12:16:15] Mikoolo Great grandpa died 100 years old. Fought in WW2 against the russians during the winter war.
[12:23:18] Mikoolo deadly
[12:24:50] Mikoolo h4 lets buy ComputerTech's mum a christmas gift this year. I found something cool. https://www.amazon.com/Super-Phallus-Realistic-Novelties-Simulation/dp/B07QFVRN47
[12:49:02] Mikoolo Battery, Chiester. Not A battery.
[12:49:06] Mikoolo Tölki.
[12:49:10] Mikoolo Battery tölki!
[12:49:25] Mikoolo .t fi en tölk
[12:49:31] Mikoolo tlki*
[12:49:33] Mikoolo Fuck
[12:50:52] Mikoolo Chiester, if someone gifted you that "novelty" toy in the amazon link would you be happy?
[12:51:00] Mikoolo Coz I think ComputerTech's mum would find it funny.
[13:43:18] Mikoolo :D
[13:48:20] Mikoolo I'm pretty good.
[13:48:28] Mikoolo Got money today. Spent money on a tablet.
[13:48:48] Mikoolo Also went to the police station with mum to order a new id card.
[13:48:52] Mikoolo Samsung Galaxy Tab S6 Lite.
[13:49:07] Mikoolo 2022 version I think.
[13:49:10] Mikoolo Yeah.
[13:49:37] Mikoolo I ordered it from a different site.
[13:49:42] Mikoolo Same price.
[13:49:54] Mikoolo It has hardware support for hevc 10bit. Important feature for me.
[13:50:03] Mikoolo So I don't need to re-encode anime and shit.
[13:50:10] Mikoolo Just drop into the tablet and it'll play everything.
[13:51:16] Mikoolo You get a real christmas tree End3r?
[13:51:32] Mikoolo My condolences.
[13:51:42] Mikoolo The best christmas tree song ever made https://youtu.be/OsotEhFcgJA
[13:52:04] Mikoolo It's sung from the view point of the angel some or all? americans put on top of their christmas tree.
[13:53:36] Mikoolo Chiester you should play that christmas song at work.
[13:57:21] Mikoolo This is a surprisingly dark christmas song https://youtu.be/yQS5nAesfGk
[13:57:24] Mikoolo But very cute.
[16:10:38] Mikoolo What about us who ain't ladies, ertz?
[16:35:17] Mikoolo Good evening enemy.
[17:30:21] Mikoolo And right after coming in he wanted to go out again.
[17:30:27] Mikoolo And then he wanted back in.
[17:30:32] Mikoolo Atleast 4 times in a row.
[17:55:19] Mikoolo Travel that distance by train.
[17:55:32] Mikoolo I want to travel from sweden to italy by train.
[17:55:38] Mikoolo It could be fun.
[17:55:56] Mikoolo And then travel back home by plane.
[17:57:31] Mikoolo Watch out from the train windows while listening to an audiobook or music.
[17:57:37] Mikoolo And look at the scenery as it changes.
[18:01:25] Mikoolo Don't bother, mrinf. They are non-religious heretics that burn pictures of the pope.
[18:02:23] Mikoolo I however do not burn pictures of the pope, mrinf. I use wooden carvings of jesus as tinder when I start a fire in the fireplace.
[18:03:45] Mikoolo They Call Me Trinity Right Hand Of The Devil.
[18:03:48] Mikoolo Thats a good movie.
[18:04:09] Mikoolo Blackie The Pirate is also a good movie.
[18:04:28] Mikoolo What about Matrix 4, mrinf?
[18:04:49] Mikoolo :D
[18:04:59] Mikoolo Yeah
[18:05:26] Mikoolo He has teeth, h4.
[18:05:32] Mikoolo They are just pointing in the wrong direction.
[18:05:49] Mikoolo Nah.
[18:05:53] Mikoolo He doesn't mug old people.
[18:05:58] Mikoolo His nephew does tho.
[18:06:07] Mikoolo Nah, h4.
[18:06:13] Mikoolo That reqires physical labour.
[18:06:17] Mikoolo requires*
[18:07:47] Mikoolo deadly in your opinion.
[18:08:04] Mikoolo The best actor on this planet is Charlie Chaplin.
[18:08:18] Mikoolo yes.
[18:08:38] Mikoolo He played a nice guy on the telly while actually conquering half of europe.
[18:09:16] Mikoolo Samuel L Jackson has all these mother fucking snakes on these mother fucking planes mother fucking white girl mother fucking this mother fucking that,.
[18:09:26] Mikoolo Vin Diesel is great in the riddick movies tho.
[18:09:40] Mikoolo Vin Diesels best role is in Guardians of the Galaxy.
[18:09:45] Mikoolo I AM GROOT!
[18:10:00] Mikoolo bbbl poop
[19:56:34] Mikoolo No thanks, m0n. But I appreciate you offering me a drink.
[19:56:52] Mikoolo .t sv en ska du ha en sup?
[19:57:13] Mikoolo .t sv en ge mig en sup tack
[19:57:14] Mikoolo Hmm
[19:57:18] Mikoolo It's being dumb again.
[19:57:30] Mikoolo Sup is a very common swedish word/slang for a drink, m0n.
[19:57:55] Mikoolo The ceiling.
[19:57:58] Mikoolo :>
[19:58:23] Mikoolo Gotta keep the tism up, m0n.
[19:58:47] Mikoolo Anyway. Things are good here, m0n.
[19:58:51] Mikoolo Hows things over there?
[19:59:57] Mikoolo intl?
[20:00:03] Mikoolo intel or intelligentless?
[20:00:11] Mikoolo intelligenceless*
[20:00:19] Mikoolo Ah
[20:00:26] Mikoolo I'm ETL.
[20:00:57] Mikoolo Want to know a very very common word used in the swedish language?
[20:00:59] Mikoolo Slut.
[20:01:28] Mikoolo It has a very different meaning than the english word slut.
[20:01:40] Mikoolo Swedish slut means, the end, out of.
[20:01:53] Mikoolo Or quit/quitting.
[20:02:26] Mikoolo quit/quitting only when it's bent to slutar.
[20:02:36] Mikoolo Homonyms/Homophones.
[20:03:12] Mikoolo Gunvor why do we exist?
[20:04:03] Mikoolo .w
[20:04:07] Mikoolo .f
[20:04:12] Mikoolo He?
[20:04:33] Mikoolo Gunvor is not a male name.
[20:05:24] Mikoolo Gunvor, may I do a Trump on you?
[20:06:35] Mikoolo Should you have proper english used?
[20:07:56] Mikoolo Boat?
[20:08:02] Mikoolo Or About?
[20:08:48] Mikoolo Aj spik kvait guud enghlish.
[20:09:30] Mikoolo I do.
[20:09:49] Mikoolo I speak english as a third language so second language english speakers should be better at it than I am.
[20:10:14] Mikoolo Yeah
[20:10:27] Mikoolo They love protesting m0n.
[20:11:40] Mikoolo They gotta uphold the image of english language perfection.
[20:12:22] Mikoolo If I see a native english speaker write sequal instead for sequel I'll point it out for them.
[20:12:50] Mikoolo I know.
[20:13:04] Mikoolo English is phonetically inconsistent tho.
[20:14:41] Mikoolo It's colloquially accepted that "Americans" refers to citizens of the united states.
[20:15:20] Mikoolo They are americanos.
[20:15:37] Mikoolo And the S. Americans calls the Americans for Gringo.
[20:16:13] Mikoolo Thats not fun h4. I heard Ahsoka put you and I on ignore because we put her on ignore.
[20:16:40] Mikoolo I haven't.
[20:16:49] Mikoolo Have you ever been to Sweden, m0n?
[20:17:20] Mikoolo You feel contempt for the Canadians too, h4? D:
[20:18:18] Mikoolo Oh I see the kick message now.
[20:18:22] Mikoolo Thought you did it, h4.
[20:18:28] Mikoolo I missed that the bot did it.
[20:18:48] Mikoolo So asshoka kicked herself to send you a message?
[20:19:33] Mikoolo I am mentally challenged and stuff like that flies past my head.
[20:20:23] Mikoolo Oh yeah. I am seeing a psychiatrist tomorrow to talk about my accident and see wether I need to see one.
[20:21:14] Mikoolo .log
[20:21:47] Mikoolo h4 I see from .log that Ahsoka said she'd give you a hug if you remove the ignore.
[20:22:13] Mikoolo Do .log to confirm what I said h4.
[20:23:12] Mikoolo [21:06] Action: Ahsoka putting h4 and Mikoolo on ignore <-- saw this in .log
[20:23:33] Mikoolo .toilet
[20:23:34] Mikoolo D:
[20:23:38] Mikoolo It worked D:
[20:24:05] Mikoolo We can safely keep her on ignore now that she's ignoring us, h4.
[20:24:18] Mikoolo Since she can't see what we're writing, h4.
[20:24:42] Mikoolo Indeed, h4.
[20:24:50] Mikoolo Less issues for poor ComputerTech.
[20:25:44] Mikoolo He might and more likely might not have complained to me about his flooded pm window from yesterday.
[20:26:36] Mikoolo What if ahsoka and tors is the same person D:
[20:28:05] Mikoolo I've never seen him speak english.
[20:28:40] Mikoolo That weird one where theres nl mixed in with belgian areas?
[20:28:49] Mikoolo The border that looks like a dalmatian.
[20:29:56] Mikoolo This town? is like small pieces of belgium inside the netherlands inside belgium.
[20:30:32] Mikoolo Look at it HelderHeid.
[20:31:02] Mikoolo Tom Scott covered that area, HelderHeid.
[20:33:58] Mikoolo Imagine working there as a roadworker.
[20:34:08] Mikoolo Oh we gotta stop here. This is belgian territory.
[20:34:26] Mikoolo We're continuing here!
[20:35:46] Mikoolo No h4.
[20:35:53] Mikoolo It's a entire town.
[20:36:10] Mikoolo You can have the dutch/belgian border go right through your house in some areas there.
[20:36:44] Mikoolo Theres patches of nl inside that patch of belgium too!
[20:37:38] Mikoolo I blame cannabis.
[20:39:30] Mikoolo Napalm.
[20:39:33] Mikoolo No
[20:39:37] Mikoolo Napalm.
[20:40:05] Mikoolo As what?
[20:40:32] Mikoolo He'd enjoy that, PapaFrog.
[20:40:51] Mikoolo And if you put him working on roads you end up with shit like that town, h4.
[20:41:10] Mikoolo No smartphone or tablet use either, h4.
[20:41:12] Mikoolo ANd no sleeping.
[20:42:00] Mikoolo No smartphone or internet access.
[20:42:07] Mikoolo During the work hours.
[20:42:20] Mikoolo Or tablet.
[20:42:25] Mikoolo Just stand there and block traffic.
[20:42:49] Mikoolo s/employ/force
[20:43:06] Mikoolo That reminds me of the swastika trees in germany.
[20:44:09] Mikoolo The forest swastika was a patch of larch trees covering 0.36 ha (0.89 acres) area of pine forest near Zernikow, Uckermark district, Brandenburg, in northeastern Germany, arranged with their light colors to look like a swastika.
[20:46:18] Mikoolo .quote search merkel
[20:46:41] Mikoolo It was only 5 weeks ago?
[20:47:12] Mikoolo There is on my article.
[20:47:41] Mikoolo Neo_Nemesis here 卐
[20:48:57] Mikoolo Yes?
[20:49:05] Mikoolo True
[20:49:30] Mikoolo mirc PapaFrog?
[20:49:57] Mikoolo Ah hexchat
[20:51:54] Mikoolo PapaFrog did you know that the german government idolizes nazis so much that they forced Bethesda/Machinegungames to remove swastikas from the german version of their wolfenstein games so their people wouldn't kill their former heroes?
[20:52:34] Mikoolo A flammenwerfer werfers flammen.
[20:58:11] Mikoolo ^
[20:58:15] Mikoolo Confirmed by a german!
[20:58:26] Mikoolo And those people are nazis!
[20:58:33] Mikoolo No
[20:58:37] Mikoolo I mean UNTERMENSCHEN!
[20:58:56] Mikoolo Only UNTERMENSCHEN are allowed to die in games in germany.
[20:59:18] Mikoolo The New Colossus, h4.
[20:59:22] Mikoolo When he goes to Venus.
[20:59:43] Mikoolo I liked that version of hitler more than the dwarf in Inglorious Basterds.
[21:01:20] Mikoolo THOUGH LUCK! GO READ MEIN KAMPF ISNTEAD! JUNGE KINDER!
[21:01:24] Mikoolo INSTEAD*
[21:02:00] Mikoolo In germany, h4?
[21:02:31] Mikoolo Kanye escaped from an insane asylum.
[21:03:16] Mikoolo Kanye is one of thouse people who are famous for being famous.
[21:04:24] Mikoolo The japs don't like to tell their people about the atrocities they did during the occupation of china, h4 :(
[21:05:20] Mikoolo Japanese government be like "Opium laced cigarettes? What a NIPPON BANZAI! idea! We should sell them to the chinese so they will be too busy to rebel against us!"
[21:07:25] Mikoolo Local Japanese secret service under the controversial Imperial Japanese Army general Kenji Doihara, had control of their distribution in China and Manchuria, where the production was exported. In their mouthpieces, there were hidden small doses of opium or heroin and by this, millions of unsuspecting consumers were addicted into these narcotics, while creating huge profits.
[21:08:37] Mikoolo Considering theres les @ than & I feel he's more important, h4.
[21:08:40] Mikoolo less*
[21:09:33] Mikoolo .protect ski
[21:09:36] Mikoolo DENIED
[21:09:49] Mikoolo ComputerTech hates you, ski.
[21:10:06] Mikoolo HelderHeid do .k Mikoolo
[21:10:12] Mikoolo Lets see if you're a thropy sop or not.
[21:10:16] Mikoolo trophy*
[21:10:28] Mikoolo You're not a trophy sop, HelderHeid.
[21:10:39] Mikoolo You're a proper sop.
[21:10:41] Mikoolo .k h4
[21:10:44] Mikoolo :<
[21:10:47] Mikoolo .k HelderHeid
[21:10:52] Mikoolo <-- trophy
[21:11:15] Mikoolo Quick do .k Mikoolo to redeem yourself, h4.
[21:11:30] Mikoolo .k deadly hi
[21:11:33] Mikoolo :<
[21:12:22] Mikoolo I'll translate that for you h4. BobbyDrake said "I love you h4, let my bottocks feel your soft gentle feet!"
[21:12:42] Mikoolo .k Kuro-chan
[21:12:43] Mikoolo no
[21:13:32] Mikoolo D:
[21:13:35] Mikoolo Am I the other one?
[21:14:32] Mikoolo He's like 50+ and gives people old cheesecake from the 70's, h4. And cuddles with young boys like ComputerTech.
[21:16:16] Mikoolo He's a term I don't want to throw around lightly, h4. Thats the only reason why 60+ people have tiktok accounts.
[21:17:03] Mikoolo You shouldn't be if you look at his 20 year old wife, h4.
[21:17:42] Mikoolo And 100 of those followers stop watching as soon as your cat leaves the camera area, TheFatherMind.
[21:18:47] Mikoolo It's like playing skyrim.
[21:19:07] Mikoolo You restart with a new character only to find yourself using bows after 1 hour.
[21:19:21] Mikoolo And then you restart again and say "Things will be different now!"
[21:22:03] Mikoolo Due to lack of motoric skills where you can't hold a pencil with your hands anymore?
[21:22:38] Mikoolo There there.
[21:23:04] Mikoolo What did he say?
[21:23:49] Mikoolo HelderHeid I would have said "Yes, owo. >:3" because it would have annoyed you more than me.
[21:24:04] Mikoolo And hopefully creeped you out a bit.
[21:24:40] Mikoolo :(
[21:25:00] Mikoolo Sorry, gonna go to bed here.
[21:25:39] Mikoolo mrinf make a ComputerTech compatible coding language.
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