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[01:34:25] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[02:10:29] Neo_Nemesis @_@

[02:11:06] Neo_Nemesis those aren't potatoes, they're sheep dung

[03:11:09] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[03:11:11] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[03:11:12] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[03:11:18] Neo_Nemesis pheh

[03:11:20] Neo_Nemesis !reload

[03:12:32] Neo_Nemesis I've got a pet lizard, but he's got a problem.

[03:12:38] Neo_Nemesis Its a reptile disfunction

[03:13:35] Neo_Nemesis ;)

[03:20:19] Neo_Nemesis esjay: cos people care less and less every day

[03:22:05] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[03:24:29] Neo_Nemesis this is why i dont do customer service jobs

[04:05:35] Neo_Nemesis hmmm

[04:05:49] Neo_Nemesis !topduck

[04:06:05] Neo_Nemesis ICU h4

[04:06:08] Neo_Nemesis >.>

[04:06:41] Neo_Nemesis !shop 14 h4

[04:07:04] Neo_Nemesis !shop 15 h4

[04:07:08] Neo_Nemesis that should do it

[04:44:06] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[05:10:01] Neo_Nemesis d'oh

[07:31:44] Neo_Nemesis h4: why dont you try befriending the ducks

[07:32:56] Neo_Nemesis <TestBot> Neo_Nemesis > Tosses a peice of bread out, the ducks eats it, successfully befriending the duck! \_O< *QUAAACK!* [Befriended Ducks: 14] [+10 xp] [BREAD BOX: 2/12]

[07:41:47] Neo_Nemesis h4: are you saying you wouldn't befriend a duck

[07:42:06] Neo_Nemesis not if you put a leash on it

[07:42:48] Neo_Nemesis yea

[07:43:06] Neo_Nemesis h4: I made a thing

[07:43:17] Neo_Nemesis a duckhunt kind of thing

[07:43:29] Neo_Nemesis no

[07:43:31] Neo_Nemesis a bot

[07:44:09] Neo_Nemesis like DuckHunt here, but different in some ways

[07:47:23] Neo_Nemesis h4: more or less, but i changed a lot of stuff in mine

[07:47:56] Neo_Nemesis I rewrote it from scratch, in a different language

[07:49:38] Neo_Nemesis autoit, I needed it for my egg drop experiment

[07:50:03] Neo_Nemesis it started as a simple bot, but then I got crazy with it and turned it into a duckhunt bot

[07:50:07] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[07:51:14] Neo_Nemesis so far its pretty capable, hasn't had any lag issues like ive seen on other DuckHunt bots, but I havent had a group of people use it yet, only myself

[07:51:46] Neo_Nemesis and its not been egg dropped onto a server, I need to play around with that too

[07:54:05] Neo_Nemesis but idrc, it works, thats all I care about :D

[07:54:26] Neo_Nemesis I think its TV time, eyes are heavy

[07:59:46] Neo_Nemesis yea

[08:01:04] Neo_Nemesis its kinda like C++ but not, kinda like Basic, but not

[08:02:53] Neo_Nemesis h4: maybe a little, but its super effective

[08:03:13] Neo_Nemesis Better than TCL, which is what I've seen a few of the duckhunts written in

[08:04:07] Neo_Nemesis never heard of either of those

[08:04:12] Neo_Nemesis i guess thats a good thing

[08:06:22] Neo_Nemesis h4 here is an example

[08:06:23] Neo_Nemesis ;Checks if player is Soggy

[08:06:23] Neo_Nemesis If IsEffect($user, "Soggy") = True Then

[08:06:23] Neo_Nemesis $TimeRem = $1hour - Int(TimerDiff(Eval("Soggy" & $user)))

[08:06:23] Neo_Nemesis Sleep($DuckSleep)

[08:06:23] Neo_Nemesis IRC_Send_PrivMsg($socket, $channel, $user & " > Your clothes are all soggy. You cannot hunt until you're dry. [Time Remaining: " & MilSecConvertMsg($TimeRem) & "]")

[08:06:23] Neo_Nemesis Return 1

[08:06:24] Neo_Nemesis EndIf

[08:06:47] Neo_Nemesis nein

[08:07:02] Neo_Nemesis autoit

[08:07:17] Neo_Nemesis yea most codes are ugly, honestly

[08:07:29] Neo_Nemesis if you saw the full script you'd understand

[08:07:34] Neo_Nemesis but i dont wanna paste 3000 lines

[08:07:52] Neo_Nemesis h4: could be, but its better than both lol

[08:08:48] Neo_Nemesis But PHP is like PCP for computers

[08:11:01] Neo_Nemesis i remember the times of trying to use internet on a flip phone

[08:11:04] Neo_Nemesis those times sucked

[08:15:12] Neo_Nemesis I need a solar panel, then I'm gonna hook it up to run one PC, then run a linux server off it

[08:15:44] Neo_Nemesis coalition of Polar Bears at war with the Penguin Alliance

[08:16:38] Neo_Nemesis Penguins have enlisted the help of the Republic of Harp Seals

[08:16:47] Neo_Nemesis they're gaining ground

[08:17:17] Neo_Nemesis right

[08:17:30] Neo_Nemesis especially Mexicans, to them REd is green and yellow means floor it

[08:18:08] Neo_Nemesis I've been honked at for stopping at a red light before

[08:18:31] Neo_Nemesis I've also been honked at for not going the millisecond the light turns green

[08:18:53] Neo_Nemesis h4: it was a black lady. Not worth being in a TikTok

[08:19:17] Neo_Nemesis yea

[08:19:41] Neo_Nemesis or had my car stolen while I was busy beating up a black lady and being filmed on TikTok

[08:20:14] Neo_Nemesis cops what would they do? they'd just let her go because she's black, cops are afraid of black people now

[08:21:03] Neo_Nemesis Sander: how did it get "red light district" from that

[08:21:33] Neo_Nemesis well then

[08:22:04] Neo_Nemesis that means that barber probably knows how to give your balls side burns

[08:22:17] Neo_Nemesis ball chops

[08:23:18] Neo_Nemesis I remember moving once, had a recliner that couldn't fit thru the door easily, had to manuever it quite awkwardly to get it out the door

[08:23:54] Neo_Nemesis h4: thats the spirit

[08:24:07] Neo_Nemesis now throwing controllers at the screen

[08:24:33] Neo_Nemesis and I'm spent...

[08:24:34] Neo_Nemesis nite

[20:45:47] Neo_Nemesis please

[20:45:51] Neo_Nemesis tell me about the fucking golf shoes

[20:47:22] Neo_Nemesis h4: swastika is banned from the internet

[20:47:52] Neo_Nemesis wow

[20:48:03] Neo_Nemesis racist

[20:48:34] Neo_Nemesis i dont care about swastikas, they dont offend me

[20:48:59] Neo_Nemesis h4: the people who make a fuss about it are the type of people that search for reasons to be offended, just for the sake of being offended.

[20:49:23] Neo_Nemesis lol fail

[20:49:26] Neo_Nemesis swasti-fail

[20:53:31] Neo_Nemesis .yt George Carlin Flamethrowers

[20:54:27] Neo_Nemesis uhm

[20:54:32] Neo_Nemesis fraulein?

[20:54:43] Neo_Nemesis heizer pon fritz

[20:56:42] Neo_Nemesis what is it like to like in europe?

[20:56:49] Neo_Nemesis does the smell of waffles fill the morning air?

[20:57:03] Neo_Nemesis live

[20:57:08] Neo_Nemesis fucking keyboard

[20:57:13] Neo_Nemesis oh

[20:57:22] Neo_Nemesis so it probably smells like a brothel

[20:58:00] Neo_Nemesis well, neither have I, but I've heard it smells like a fish market and musty perfume

[20:58:52] Neo_Nemesis I've heard that a lot of german versions of games have a lot of stuff edited

[20:59:15] Neo_Nemesis I've got the original wolfenstein game

[20:59:18] Neo_Nemesis who wants some contraband

[20:59:45] Neo_Nemesis the original one Hitler is the final boss and he turns into this killer cyborg nazi

[21:03:31] Neo_Nemesis i wonder if mexico has Mexchat, its like Hexchat, but hecho en mexico

[22:23:08] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[22:23:36] Neo_Nemesis ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: buy a infrared detector

[22:26:06] Neo_Nemesis my money is on Serion

[22:26:39] Neo_Nemesis how do you even

[22:26:58] Neo_Nemesis give him a dirty sanchez

[22:27:39] Neo_Nemesis yea

[22:28:03] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[22:28:34] Neo_Nemesis lol

[22:28:44] Neo_Nemesis all kinds of fuckery going on here

[22:29:26] Neo_Nemesis End3r means he needs to warm up his Honda Civic

[22:29:43] Neo_Nemesis oh here we go

[22:30:00] Neo_Nemesis heizer pon fritz

[22:31:50] Neo_Nemesis u wot m8

[22:32:10] Neo_Nemesis HA GOT EEEM

[22:32:14] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[22:32:15] Neo_Nemesis !reload

[22:32:15] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[22:32:17] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[22:32:18] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[22:32:38] Neo_Nemesis is it bad when you're too drunk to play duckhunt?

[22:33:35] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[22:33:36] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[22:33:39] Neo_Nemesis :D

[22:34:42] Neo_Nemesis .yt Robin Williams drinking with a scottsman

[22:37:25] Neo_Nemesis HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY IRN-BRU

[22:37:43] Neo_Nemesis Serion

[22:37:53] Neo_Nemesis Serion: !reload ya drunk

[22:38:10] Neo_Nemesis THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW

[22:38:24] Neo_Nemesis I only met your mother once and money changed that

[22:39:35] Neo_Nemesis foxy: but doesnt it give you the gun back when you !reload after someone else shoots a duck? Or am I wrong?

[22:39:36] Neo_Nemesis o.O

[22:39:57] Neo_Nemesis Ah

[22:40:00] Neo_Nemesis gotcha

[22:40:18] Neo_Nemesis Serion why dont you go fight deadly

[22:40:36] Neo_Nemesis yea but I wanna see deadly kick some ass

[22:41:33] Neo_Nemesis light weight

[22:41:53] Neo_Nemesis cheese goes better with a cracker

[22:42:11] Neo_Nemesis ysalamiri: yo

[22:42:38] Neo_Nemesis ysalamiri: Still in one piece? News been talking about all kinds of crazy shit in your neck of the woods

[22:43:30] Neo_Nemesis ysalamiri: cheers!

[22:44:12] Neo_Nemesis the whole world is on a shenanigan

[22:45:03] Neo_Nemesis ysalamiri: its american tv, its all a bunch of shit LOL

[22:45:50] Neo_Nemesis says the cops were attacked by a mob with a bunch of fire works

[22:45:56] Neo_Nemesis and caught a bunch of stuff on fire

[22:46:48] Neo_Nemesis lol

[22:47:18] Neo_Nemesis lmao

[22:47:26] Neo_Nemesis oh

[22:47:32] Neo_Nemesis declaration of war

[22:48:50] Neo_Nemesis Serion just needs a good old ham candling

[22:49:41] Neo_Nemesis if we were all crazy fucks, we wouldn't be in #ComputerTech

[22:49:46] Neo_Nemesis weren't

[22:50:59] Neo_Nemesis lol

[22:51:31] Neo_Nemesis .........

[22:51:35] Neo_Nemesis ..............

[22:51:37] Neo_Nemesis ....................

[22:55:22] Neo_Nemesis ysalamiri: without them it would be chaos

[22:55:49] Neo_Nemesis lots of money

[22:56:19] Neo_Nemesis someone's gotta beat biden, I guess its gonna be him

[22:56:57] Neo_Nemesis at this point its trump or biden, and right now id rather have trump

[22:57:01] Neo_Nemesis at least things would be cheaper

[22:57:39] Neo_Nemesis I'm tired of paying $4 a gallon

[22:59:23] Neo_Nemesis its bad when a package of ramen noodles is almost 50 cents, some places over that

[22:59:43] Neo_Nemesis used to be like 23 cents a pack

[23:01:48] Neo_Nemesis fckrs

[23:53:13] Neo_Nemesis <.<

[23:54:00] Neo_Nemesis IRC is better

[23:55:39] Neo_Nemesis deadly: women like the natural scent of a man

[23:56:11] Neo_Nemesis people didnt use soap until like really late in history

[23:56:18] Neo_Nemesis call me a historical smelly cunt tyvm

[23:56:49] Neo_Nemesis probably, being in that cabin all the time

[23:56:52] Neo_Nemesis sweating and beating off

[23:57:07] Neo_Nemesis working the ole ham candle

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