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[05:37:43] h4 ...

[06:42:52] h4 monday is my being nice to people day

[06:52:01] h4 oh ja?

[06:52:08] h4 Herr Frogorg

[06:52:45] h4 :|

[06:52:59] h4 how rude

[07:25:52] h4 i see the script is back in action

[07:40:53] h4 but that's not a thing here

[07:41:55] h4 well a befriended duck can run away

[07:42:17] h4 i'm not enslaving ducks

[07:42:18] h4 wth?

[07:42:41] h4 whoa ckg already seems to be annoying

[07:42:53] h4 Quit: XD!!

[07:42:54] h4 especially that

[07:43:08] h4 nice

[07:43:10] h4 what kind of thing?

[07:43:24] h4 a script to battle TheFatherMind?

[07:46:18] h4 so

[07:46:22] h4 another wheel invented?

[07:46:33] h4 every other channel has its own implementation of DuckHunt it seems :D

[07:46:58] h4 there is this one, the slightly altered version of #gk

[07:47:14] h4 and some entirely different one in premium

[07:47:40] h4 i sure hope duckhunt is opensource and you were able to fork it

[07:47:45] h4 instead of rewriting it from scratch :D

[07:49:27] h4 which?

[07:59:06] h4 autoit?

[08:02:18] h4 Mikoolo no

[08:02:21] h4 i called in sick

[08:02:22] h4 .w

[08:02:40] h4 Neo_Nemesis so kinda like eww?

[08:03:22] h4 oh definetely

[08:03:28] h4 thx Mikoolo

[08:03:32] h4 but i had Fencheltee

[08:03:36] h4 .t de en fenchel

[08:03:54] h4 it was that or

[08:03:58] h4 .t de en salbei-honig

[08:04:08] h4 i also have green tea and green tea with vanilla

[08:05:28] h4 .t de sv honig

[08:05:33] h4 that sounds meh

[08:06:00] h4 that's not german :D

[08:06:06] h4 $tr horunge

[08:06:16] h4 .t horunge

[08:06:28] h4 SPAM!

[08:06:33] h4 Hurenkinder

[08:06:54] h4 that's visual basic?

[08:07:08] h4 that looks just as ugly

[08:07:17] h4 how is that like C++ at all? :D

[08:07:37] h4 looks like basic and php had a bastard child

[08:07:57] h4 oh tablets...can't really go right imo

[08:08:05] h4 i could not name a single tablet that is not locked down by the vendor

[08:08:19] h4 Neo_Nemesis NOTHING is better than PHP

[08:08:23] h4 PHP is all the world needs

[08:08:50] h4 yeah but if you are locked down by google or amazon

[08:08:53] h4 it still sucks

[08:08:59] h4 hardware can be the best available

[08:09:04] h4 if the sotware on it is crap

[08:09:13] h4 i assume it's an android

[08:09:29] h4 PHP is like cancer - nobody wants it but sometimes people have to deal with it

[08:10:09] h4 including Samsung KNOX :(

[08:10:24] h4 i remember the times of the Nexus 7 and Nexus 10

[08:10:36] h4 which you could unlock within 15 minutes

[08:10:39] h4 and flash cyanogenmod

[08:10:42] h4 those were the days

[08:10:56] h4 nice

[08:11:10] h4 ever since i first got a custom rom on an android

[08:11:13] h4 i could not go back

[08:11:17] h4 every stock rom sucked ass big time

[08:11:53] h4 the audacity to pester me with all this pre-installed crapware in /system/app that i can't even touch

[08:12:26] h4 i deleted my google account ~12 years ago

[08:12:48] h4 apart from google maps (because of streetview) i have no need for their software

[08:12:54] h4 and try to avoid it wherever i can

[08:13:41] h4 in my experience if no official lineageos is available

[08:13:47] h4 you will have parts of your device working very meh

[08:13:49] h4 with custom roms

[08:14:17] h4 tab s6 lite has official lineageos

[08:14:28] h4 https://wiki.lineageos.org/devices/gta4xlwifi/

[08:14:29] h4 nice

[08:15:01] h4 Sander for couple of months now

[08:15:16] h4 Mikoolo then you're shit out of luck :D

[08:15:21] h4 for now at least

[08:15:27] h4 no

[08:15:33] h4 i don't know why it suddenly is around in germany

[08:16:12] h4 go Penguins!

[08:16:50] h4 it's a trap!

[08:17:09] h4 pfff, as if red lights stop anyone

[08:17:17] h4 ich geh bei Rot über Ampeln und rauche beim Tanken

[08:17:23] h4 leckt mich doch am Arsch

[08:17:46] h4 makes me glad i'm in germany

[08:17:55] h4 usually people respect traffic lights

[08:18:33] h4 Neo_Nemesis i hope you kicked someone's teeth in

[08:18:37] h4 running a red light is one thing

[08:18:43] h4 but getting upset at people for not doing so

[08:18:49] h4 g

[08:18:49] h4 deserves a proper beatin

[08:19:09] h4 oh i forgot

[08:19:13] h4 you are in america

[08:19:23] h4 you can't really expect people to behave halfway smart

[08:19:28] h4 that too

[08:19:50] h4 should have called the cops

[08:19:57] h4 they would have helped you beat on the black lady

[08:20:12] h4 probably would have shot her 55 times too

[08:20:14] h4 claiming she has a weapon

[08:21:09] h4 bookmark

[08:21:43] h4 so Mikoolo

[08:21:50] h4 i played Moving Out 2 with my niece

[08:21:55] h4 she absolutely loves it :D

[08:22:09] h4 when she went to bed she asked me if we could play it next morning after breakfast

[08:22:20] h4 Mikoolo lol only with huge couches

[08:22:24] h4 that had to be carried around corners

[08:22:29] h4 but i failed as much as she did :D

[08:22:33] h4 we managed in the end

[08:22:57] h4 but the game is actually cool

[08:23:21] h4 i too get frustrated sometimes and she actually does too when losing

[08:23:35] h4 but i notice when i get impatient and just remind myself

[08:23:42] h4 that it's a goddamn game and as long as we're having fun

[08:23:46] h4 i can take losing

[08:24:05] h4 and boy did we have fun :D

[08:24:39] h4 nite Neo_Nemesis

[08:25:02] h4 lol

[08:25:20] h4 sometimes i play sackboy with my niece and my sister

[08:25:32] h4 and that can get quite chaotic

[08:25:47] h4 my niece gets mad when losing in that game

[08:25:58] h4 and since my sister and me blamed each other on dying in the game

[08:26:02] h4 she picked that up

[08:26:12] h4 and blames others for falling down or burning :D

[08:26:28] h4 but at some point she gets too worked up and we have to stop the game

[08:26:50] h4 and either play outside, play playmobil or some baord games

[08:26:53] h4 *board

[08:28:20] h4 i envy you guys for the snow

[08:29:33] h4 lol

[08:31:33] h4 sounds like a fun game though

[08:31:40] h4 i should try that with my niece

[08:50:31] h4 NO

[08:50:45] h4 S T F U C H I E S T E R

[08:50:53] h4 :O

[08:51:02] h4 nice

[08:51:18] h4 based

[08:52:11] h4 ye

[08:52:14] h4 we are a team

[08:52:26] h4 i mean

[08:52:27] h4 [21:53:27] <&moobot> Most HaTeD ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ users:

[08:52:27] h4 [21:53:27] <&moobot> 1. ComputerTech -2739 ....................... 2. tors -148

[08:52:32] h4 we achieved this

[08:53:05] h4 tbf bandit and foxy helped out here and there

[08:53:12] h4 but the bulk of it was done by deadly and me

[08:53:18] h4 no idea Mikoolo

[08:53:43] h4 don't use these difficult words

[08:53:47] h4 i'm a simple man

[08:54:31] h4 tsgia?

[08:55:17] h4 .yt beginner nina hagen wer bistn du

[09:02:15] h4 Chiester we do have a tantta in here

[09:02:27] h4 might look older than she actually is though

[09:03:20] h4 's geht?

[09:03:50] h4 Chiester is a cyborg

[09:03:57] h4 a finnish one at that

[09:04:03] h4 the soviets are shitting themselves already

[09:11:40] h4 Mikoolo then hope for the older one

[09:11:47] h4 you got lineageos for that

[09:11:51] h4 can flash it right away

[09:11:57] h4 get rid of that samsung crap on it

[09:27:25] h4 !bang

[09:27:38] h4 !shop 14 Neo_Nemesis

[11:35:44] h4 Ahmad!

[11:35:49] h4 how ye doin?

[11:36:34] h4 got a cold, other than that great

[11:36:40] h4 Kumool unlikely

[11:36:42] h4 try it

[11:37:10] h4 didn't work then

[11:37:20] h4 i already did :O

[16:12:15] h4 !bang

[16:13:06] h4 i heard the starving people in africa are doing a charity event

[16:13:14] h4 to aid the poor souls in the western world who have a hard time

[16:14:01] h4 also the war refugees around the world send thoughts and prayers to the poor wage slaves of the freedom country over the atlantic

[16:14:02] h4 !bang

[16:14:18] h4 !reload

[16:14:25] h4 you hit a rough patch mrinf

[16:15:32] h4 rain dancing amidst burning forests around the world

[16:15:38] h4 you gotta step up your game dude

[16:15:56] h4 eww

[16:15:58] h4 someone made a mistake

[16:18:09] h4 you know

[16:18:14] h4 making a mistake once is fine

[16:18:18] h4 but repeating your mistakes is not

[16:18:37] h4 poor mrinf...he's got so much shit to deal with in life

[16:18:45] h4 and now became an object of amusement

[16:19:01] h4 i mean the holidays are approaching

[16:19:04] h4 and he runs out of money

[16:19:09] h4 i could not imagine having to suffer this

[16:19:21] h4 this must be the absolute worst condition a human can experience

[16:44:38] h4 rude, Mikoolo

[16:46:04] h4 wb Topaz

[18:01:21] h4 get pulp fiction instead and make ComputerTech watch that

[18:01:24] h4 before sur curbstomps him

[18:01:59] h4 only if you need warmth

[18:02:04] h4 it's good to keep the story around

[18:02:20] h4 to show the younger generations about the ridiculous ideas early humans used to describe the world

[18:02:26] h4 .k deadly

[18:02:38] h4 right back at you

[18:02:40] h4 wth?

[18:02:48] h4 every single of that superhero movies

[18:02:51] h4 that's garbage

[18:02:54] h4 but not pulp fiction

[18:02:56] h4 wth?!

[18:03:04] h4 s/single/single one

[18:03:12] h4 . kertz

[18:03:15] h4 lol

[18:03:16] h4 .k ertz

[18:03:18] h4 :O

[18:03:32] h4 name a good movie instead

[18:03:43] h4 arma- whatß

[18:03:43] h4 ?

[18:03:50] h4 $imdb armageddon

[18:04:00] h4 pfff

[18:04:01] h4 lol

[18:04:02] h4 no

[18:04:09] h4 ugh forest gump

[18:04:14] h4 i really can't stand tom hanks

[18:04:23] h4 matrix 1 perhaps

[18:04:33] h4 .k Mikoolo no

[18:04:39] h4 phew

[18:04:41] h4 glad he did not see that

[18:04:56] h4 oh there was still a ban :D

[18:05:11] h4 pfff

[18:05:15] h4 toothless drunk brit

[18:05:21] h4 recommending forest gump

[18:05:26] h4 has never seen matrix

[18:05:27] h4 wtf?

[18:05:34] h4 Mikoolo those are definetely not his own

[18:05:43] h4 probably mugged some old geezer for his set of third teeth

[18:06:03] h4 Mikoolo grave robbing?

[18:06:22] h4 he would be too drunk for htat

[18:06:24] h4 *that

[18:06:26] h4 good point

[18:06:52] h4 tom hanks' best movie was the facial reactions he showed to ricky gervais smack talking those fuckers :D

[18:06:58] h4 a true actor that

[18:07:22] h4 also wasß

[18:07:23] h4 ?

[18:07:46] h4 roll over and disappear deadly

[18:07:48] h4 dude is a cunt

[18:07:57] h4 oh yeah

[18:08:30] h4 no

[18:08:35] h4 Adolf was quite good

[18:08:58] h4 Samuel L Jackson

[18:09:01] h4 i'm with you on that one :D

[18:09:07] h4 deadly the what!?

[18:09:10] h4 bitch please

[18:09:12] h4 next you name vin diesel

[18:09:23] h4 oh Denzel washington too

[18:09:32] h4 Leo DiCaprio is good too

[18:09:48] h4 Mikoolo nobody watches that crap outside of the US

[18:09:58] h4 the ship?

[18:10:01] h4 come on dude

[18:10:11] h4 it's been laying dead on the bottom of the sea for over a century

[18:10:13] h4 what's with the hateß

[18:10:15] h4 ?

[18:10:19] h4 shutter island

[18:10:23] h4 great role

[18:10:29] h4 $imdb you dick

[18:10:33] h4 not a movie deadly

[18:10:38] h4 :D

[18:10:52] h4 fu fighters?

[18:10:55] h4 foo*

[18:11:02] h4 i agree

[18:11:13] h4 .k mrinf

[18:11:23] h4 Selbsterkenntnis ist der erste Weg zur Besserung, deadly ;)

[18:11:34] h4 au contrair

[18:11:39] h4 we are quite pouplar around here

[18:12:12] h4 when the world was 2

[18:12:15] h4 there was no life on it

[18:12:18] h4 althought

[18:12:24] h4 you are that religious nut

[18:12:30] h4 i suppose there was light already?

[18:12:48] h4 there has always been

[18:12:57] h4 sun existed before earth after all

[18:14:10] h4 so deadly

[18:14:16] h4 when are you gonna !hate ComputerTech againß

[18:14:16] h4 ?

[18:46:07] h4 quartzhrts is demoted to level 1 (tourist).

[18:46:08] h4 pff

[18:46:08] h4 weak

[18:46:11] h4 !shop 16 quartzhrts

[19:01:56] h4 probably cringe and lame

[19:10:19] h4 what is a self-respecting gun owner?

[19:10:31] h4 !shop 16 reverb

[19:10:33] h4 take some water

[19:10:39] h4 !bang

[19:26:05] h4 !bang

[19:26:13] h4 wdym? :D

[19:26:22] h4 reverb

[19:26:28] h4 who he is?

[19:26:33] h4 a chatter

[19:26:41] h4 seems nice enough

[19:27:13] h4 <+quartzhrts> that's just how it is, you're either targeted by h4, or you're targeted by h4

[19:27:17] h4 i resent that accusation

[19:27:21] h4 i am actually a really nice dude

[19:27:43] h4 just a huge fan of wet t-shirt contests

[19:28:15] h4 hmm

[20:05:24] h4 shoulda talked proper english

[20:06:13] h4 should I have done

[20:06:31] h4 you as a brit (I assume?) have to uphold proper english

[20:06:34] h4 because of all the americans

[20:06:38] h4 with their should of

[20:06:40] h4 could of

[20:06:45] h4 there cars

[20:06:48] h4 their are none

[20:06:58] h4 they're bad english

[20:07:00] h4 and all that

[20:07:09] h4 good looking out

[20:07:27] h4 oh you done did it now boi!

[20:08:01] h4 it's a shame that people who speak nothing but english fail at english

[20:09:14] h4 see Mikoolo

[20:09:25] h4 i don't blame people who speak english as a second language

[20:09:33] h4 i mean it's not a very hard language

[20:09:43] h4 but still, mistakes can happen

[20:09:47] h4 but native english speakers should not fuck it up

[20:09:59] h4 m0n do I look french to you!?

[20:10:17] h4 Mikoolo so how am I doing then? :D

[20:10:41] h4 germans not so much

[20:10:51] h4 no

[20:10:56] h4 only when it comes to americans

[20:10:57] h4 or brits

[20:11:07] h4 and by brits i also mean the scottish and irish people

[20:12:42] h4 oh that is disgusting too lol

[20:12:53] h4 m0n there are standards in the english language though

[20:13:03] h4 things like should of should NEVER happen

[20:14:40] h4 we are talking about the americans without culture here

[20:15:54] h4 eww

[20:16:19] h4 oh no

[20:16:25] h4 what tragic loss that would be!!

[20:16:38] h4 imagine not having to read her mental diarrhea :D

[20:16:44] h4 no

[20:16:50] h4 i am scared of south america

[20:16:56] h4 and have nothing but contempt for north america :D

[20:17:35] h4 they are mostly the same

[20:17:43] h4 just happier people

[20:17:48] h4 hold on a sec

[20:17:50] h4 that kick message

[20:17:55] h4 did Asshooker say that?

[20:18:09] h4 wow what a cunt :D

[20:18:28] h4 no

[20:18:35] h4 still have her on ignore

[20:18:42] h4 looks like that is exactly where she will stay

[20:18:51] h4 gotta suggest more people put her on ignore

[20:19:06] h4 lol i could believe that lol

[20:19:15] h4 glad i'm mentally stable and that shit does not affect me

[20:20:01] h4 hardly the first one to tell me to kill myself on rizon :D

[20:20:02] h4 !bang

[20:20:04] h4 !reload

[20:20:05] h4 !bang

[20:20:22] h4 you should opensource your script TheFatherMind

[20:20:28] h4 now it reacts to other people shooting ducks

[20:21:20] h4 i am kinda disappointed

[20:21:25] h4 i thought m0n could be british

[20:21:28] h4 but he is only american :/

[20:21:59] h4 Mikoolo so she is threatening me now too!?

[20:22:17] h4 .log

[20:22:35] h4 meh underwhemling

[20:22:39] h4 i see crocodile tears

[20:22:46] h4 Can you stop trying to trigger it's not funny to poke fun at a persons mental health

[20:22:47] h4 :D

[20:22:55] h4 tells me to kill myself

[20:23:04] h4 then cries about me triggering her mental issues?

[20:23:21] h4 can I double-ignore people?

[20:23:44] h4 he's got a point about the logs

[20:24:31] h4 guess that's also the best option for her

[20:24:59] h4 well

[20:25:00] h4 :D

[20:25:07] h4 he did not seem all too troubled by it

[20:25:13] h4 but then he is hardly around

[20:25:22] h4 still waiting for that special customer in the hotel

[20:25:26] h4 weird job he got

[20:26:01] h4 i think TorS has prepared him for it

[20:26:17] h4 at some point ComputerTech started to just let tors pm him and ignore it :D

[20:26:23] h4 from what I saw tors got mad about that too

[20:26:53] h4 well in that case they can fake illiteracy very well

[20:27:02] h4 that english tors is dishing out is embarassing

[20:27:32] h4 sometimes one of the affected people drops a tors quote in a room

[20:27:36] h4 and others try to decipher the meaning behind it

[20:27:44] h4 it's somewhat fun

[20:27:49] h4 yes

[20:27:52] h4 but speaks dutch

[20:27:57] h4 never seen him speak french

[20:28:16] h4 i think he lives near the border to netherlands

[20:28:56] h4 no i was wrong

[20:29:32] h4 oh well

[20:29:33] h4 small country

[20:29:44] h4 he can be in the netherlands in less than an hour

[20:31:38] h4 but i think he is from Aalst

[20:31:48] h4 .w -n TorS

[20:35:26] h4 but on that cyst

[20:35:31] h4 there are only fields

[20:36:23] h4 oh wait

[20:36:30] h4 there really is a patch of belgium in NL

[20:36:31] h4 :D

[20:37:17] h4 but

[20:37:21] h4 that's two fields and some trees

[20:37:28] h4 why is that belgian territory?

[20:37:32] h4 it is surrounded by NL

[20:38:11] h4 there is a dutch farm

[20:38:19] h4 that got 2.5 fields in belgian territory

[20:38:19] h4 lol

[20:38:21] h4 this is amazing

[20:38:54] h4 that one dutch dude can't leave his farm without crossing borders

[20:39:05] h4 roughly 20-30m of street are dutch

[20:39:09] h4 everything around that is belgian

[20:39:24] h4 this is ridiculous

[20:39:26] h4 only one way to fix it

[20:39:30] h4 have the germans invade again

[20:39:31] h4 make it germany

[20:39:54] h4 i will make sure TorS is put to work under german occupation

[20:40:15] h4 road block or something

[20:40:18] h4 we will find work for him

[20:40:43] h4 PapaFrog we don't want him to enjoy it

[20:40:57] h4 he is to be a roadblock 12 hours every day

[20:41:00] h4 without smoke breaks

[20:41:03] h4 and he only gets water to drink

[20:41:05] h4 no cola

[20:41:06] h4 !bang

[20:41:17] h4 Mikoolo not roadwork

[20:41:23] h4 he is just a road block

[20:41:37] h4 if work is to be done on the road, he stands in front of the construction site to stop traffic

[20:41:48] h4 also no IRC

[20:41:51] h4 for the sake of IRC

[20:42:34] h4 we can also employ him to count leafs in fall

[20:42:53] h4 he has to write down how many have fallen from treets

[20:42:56] h4 *trees

[20:43:05] h4 or we tell him he has to put those back on the tree

[20:43:11] h4 because we want to delay fall as long as possible

[20:46:00] h4 ugh

[20:46:01] h4 Uckermark

[20:46:05] h4 Merkel was born there

[20:46:10] h4 coincidence?

[20:46:13] h4 i doubt it!

[20:46:51] h4 haha

[20:46:57] h4 on the german wiki page of that swastika forest

[20:47:01] h4 there is no pic of the swastika

[20:47:42] h4 planted 1938

[20:47:50] h4 discovered in 1992

[20:47:59] h4 and they made a fuss about it lol

[20:48:11] h4 are you certain?

[20:48:54] h4 btw Mikoolo

[20:48:59] h4 that was hardly the only swastika forest

[20:49:03] h4 there have been several around berlin too

[20:49:10] h4 which have been removed during soviet occupation

[20:49:57] h4 but that is not the swastika of the nazis

[20:50:04] h4 the nsdap swastika was anlged 45°

[20:50:58] h4 can't trigger real germans

[20:51:02] h4 have to angle it too

[20:51:06] h4 else we won't start invading

[20:51:39] h4 also don't try to trigger us in here - FEIND HÖRT MIT!

[20:51:55] h4 HelderHeid that game was the shit back then

[20:52:02] h4 i tried playing it on dosbox couple years back

[20:52:05] h4 headache inducing stuff

[20:52:16] h4 calm down john

[20:52:18] h4 noch nicht

[20:52:23] h4 hol schon mal den Flammenwerfer though

[20:52:25] h4 just in case

[20:52:43] h4 Mikoolo duh

[20:52:48] h4 eine Handbremse bremst auch die Hand

[20:53:16] h4 HelderHeid did it came out that early?

[20:53:20] h4 i played it 1993

[20:53:33] h4 quite inappropriate of my dad to let me play it

[20:53:34] h4 i was 4

[20:53:35] h4 :D

[20:53:51] h4 that title song was great

[20:53:54] h4 i really loved it as a child

[20:54:03] h4 later i figured out it was the Horst Wessel Lied

[20:54:25] h4 Wolfenstein 3D

[20:54:28] h4 ye that was my first one

[20:54:38] h4 the SS guys in the blue uniforms with the mp40

[20:54:44] h4 when shot down they called "MEIN LEBEN!"

[20:54:44] h4 :D

[20:54:54] h4 s/ca/ye/

[20:57:06] h4 i wish

[20:57:10] h4 i live close to a harbour

[20:57:17] h4 and close to a city

[20:57:30] h4 never been inside a brothel

[20:57:33] h4 could not tell

[20:57:50] h4 also it's almost winter

[20:57:55] h4 so it smells like burned wood

[20:58:08] h4 PapaFrog true story

[20:58:18] h4 some games even have people bleeding in green instead of red

[20:58:32] h4 some games had the gore taken out

[20:58:36] h4 and some simply were forbidden

[20:58:48] h4 you still can't buy a wolfenstein game with proper swastikas

[20:58:57] h4 in that one wolfenstein game, where BJ went into hitlers office

[20:59:01] h4 he is not called "Führer" but "Kanzler"

[20:59:04] h4 and he shaved that morning

[20:59:07] h4 completely :D

[20:59:23] h4 oh i never played the original one then

[20:59:26] h4 yes Mikoolo

[20:59:41] h4 being a filthy murderous thief

[20:59:44] h4 i got the english version of the game

[20:59:51] h4 and enjoyed proper nazi shit

[21:00:16] h4 ye but you fought nazis

[21:01:00] h4 PapaFrog you try being a teenage boy in germany trying to play shooters or historical shooters in the early 2000s

[21:01:15] h4 feels like the world was afraid we'd build camps if we saw swastikas on our computers

[21:01:23] h4 granted we did have a nazi problem in the 90s

[21:01:44] h4 i think you still can't legally get your hands on mein kampf these days

[21:01:49] h4 only a commented version

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