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Tuesday, November 28, 2023

[03:00:59] phonekait Penis

[03:01:39] phonekait That requires some people to have functioning brains on irc.

[03:01:46] phonekait That's few and far between.

[03:02:40] phonekait adsr_: so that's why you're here?

[03:13:25] phonekait ComputerTech: he can't find your nuts cause they never dropped

[03:14:53] phonekait Waiting for meds to kick in so I can sleep

[03:15:59] phonekait You have a hand

[03:16:02] phonekait Use it

[03:17:06] phonekait ComputerTech: it's Monday night

[03:17:12] phonekait Why the fuck are you drunk

[03:17:21] phonekait Fucking alcoholic

[03:17:47] phonekait Doesn't mean you need to drink it 24/7

[03:19:26] phonekait ComputerTech: s/sol/dick/

[03:22:42] phonekait Nini

[16:58:20] phonekait Hai I'm alive

[17:07:30] phonekait Lol

[17:07:35] phonekait Hi Fensta

[17:08:41] phonekait Ew express scripts

[17:58:17] phonekait Check by the pesto

[19:30:47] phonekait Clive_Rosfield: Zack!

[19:54:13] phonekait That explains so much

[19:56:15] phonekait Mikoolo: don't encourage him

[19:56:46] phonekait No, but the title makes me think of h4

[19:57:36] phonekait Yeah I did see that one

[19:58:47] phonekait Shut up h4

[19:59:38] phonekait ^

[19:59:39] phonekait Kinda?

[20:00:01] phonekait Mikoolo: I've been telling him this for months. He clearly has no brain.

[20:00:44] phonekait It's just more irritating than my skin. And this damn rash still hasn't gone away.

[20:01:01] phonekait Tldr used a new skin toner, found out I was allergic to it

[20:01:10] phonekait Contact dermatitis everywhere

[20:02:36] phonekait h4: Dunky has more clever jokes and he licks his asshole regularly. Ps Dunky is a cat.

[20:03:25] phonekait PapaFrog: but then what would we do with the stained tupperware afterwards.

[20:03:45] phonekait The spaghetti sauce has to be stored somehow.

[20:04:30] phonekait https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ZXiEf86r/1000001362.jpg

[20:04:59] phonekait He doesn't live in my head tyvm.

[20:05:48] phonekait https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/9nz8Nhok/1000001356.jpg

[20:06:19] phonekait Thanks. Hobbesie thinks so too.

[20:08:19] phonekait My pussies are cuter than End3r's.

[20:09:10] phonekait https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Wi5r48Zc/1000001297.jpg

[20:09:26] phonekait My Sugarbooger

[20:13:34] phonekait https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/n2WD8iht/1000001158.jpg

[21:05:38] phonekait Mikoolo: at least give him an actual challenge. That will never happen.

[21:06:19] phonekait He's proclaimed that he's proud to be one

[21:07:04] phonekait Mikoolo: his ass cherry doesn't count.

[21:07:45] phonekait His mom is the only vagina he's seen.

[21:08:30] phonekait Trust me when I say this: there is no sane female who would willingly sleep with ComputerTech

[21:08:38] phonekait Paying a hooker doesn't count

[21:09:02] phonekait Because then she's paid,therefore obligated.

[21:10:10] phonekait Because it's fascinating how a homeschooled weirdo who works for his parents is proud to live that way

[21:11:17] phonekait .f

[21:16:45] phonekait Really?

[21:16:49] phonekait ComputerTech:

[21:17:07] phonekait Your whole existence is a joke

[21:17:20] phonekait foxy:

[21:17:58] phonekait !request kick ComputerTech for being a jackass like h4

[21:18:24] phonekait wof: he takes meat up his ass

[21:19:16] phonekait ComputerTech: least I can get a date.

[21:20:51] phonekait ComputerTech: I'm more worried that you're a homeschooled weirdo who enjoys living with his parents and working for them too. Most people at 21 would want to be away from them.

[21:21:12] phonekait Did they forget to cut the umbilical cord?

[21:21:45] phonekait I loved being around my mom. Does that mean I want to work for her and live with her?

[21:21:47] phonekait Hell no.

[21:22:31] phonekait Not always.

[21:22:57] phonekait Most people I went to school with moved back in with their parents after uni.

[21:23:03] phonekait Cause rent is fucking expensive here.

[21:23:37] phonekait I'm 36. What does that say about me?

[21:24:21] phonekait Nah, I have that shop shut down. I don't want biological kids.

[21:24:30] phonekait I'd have to go off my SSRI and we don't want that.

[21:24:44] phonekait Fur kids are better. Less expensive.

[21:24:59] phonekait I wish someone would find your off button.

[21:25:34] phonekait irish666: yeah but guns are hard to come by in nj

[21:25:35] phonekait :p

[21:25:47] phonekait No, we have those

[21:26:03] phonekait Someone works them for us

[21:26:22] phonekait In NJ it's illegal to pump your own gas

[21:26:57] phonekait Lol

[21:27:07] phonekait I pump my own gas just fine in other states

[21:27:11] phonekait I've done it in NJ too

[21:27:38] phonekait It is, but did you don't get caught :p

[21:27:53] phonekait Bo

[21:27:55] phonekait No

[21:28:05] phonekait I don't have an ev nor want one tbh

[21:28:23] phonekait You can charge your own ev here

[21:28:41] phonekait H4 that's only in South Jersey

[21:29:00] phonekait They can barely tie their own shoes.

[21:29:28] phonekait There's a station right by my work that doesn't care if I pump my gas. They know me.

[21:29:49] phonekait The local cops know me too

[21:30:32] phonekait When your company is one of the only companies in the tri state area that does road service/tows for semis, you kinda get known.

[21:34:01] phonekait I can fill my own generator yes

[21:34:29] phonekait Gas cans are a thing and you're allowed to fill those yourself in Jersey.

[21:34:37] phonekait Don't ask me about these stupid laws.

[21:35:02] phonekait No clue I should try that

[21:35:21] phonekait I've done it on the road before though.

[21:41:36] phonekait Ew

[21:41:40] phonekait What the fuck

[21:42:09] phonekait Y'all over here saying NJ is a retarded country, but you got Ahsoka peeing on people

[21:42:13] phonekait What the actual fuck

[21:42:22] phonekait Yes

[21:42:29] phonekait No, keep her there

[21:42:38] phonekait We don't want her AIDS

[21:42:47] phonekait There is no one mayor in NJ

[21:43:25] phonekait NJ actually has some of the best public schools in the country.

[21:43:44] phonekait Shut up homeschooled weirdo

[21:43:56] phonekait Least I don't fuck barn animals

[21:44:05] phonekait I was taught manners. I just don't use them.

[21:44:28] phonekait I don't fuck cats either. Only Don.

[21:44:40] phonekait No

[21:44:46] phonekait I only fuck Don, you moron

[21:44:52] phonekait And he only fucks me. Or his hand.

[21:45:06] phonekait Who doesn't masturbate?

[21:45:41] phonekait ^

[21:45:51] phonekait Which is why I never voted for him in the first place.

[21:50:12] phonekait Ha

[21:50:24] phonekait Didn't the British elect a fish fucker?

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[21:52:12] phonekait Vgj gv. V. Ç

[21:53:22] phonekait That was my House Panther

[21:53:53] phonekait He wants to order treats from chewy. Even though they came yesterday.

[21:54:13] phonekait https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/2Dlq5MwJ/1000001352.jpg

[21:55:36] phonekait He currently owns my hand

[21:56:40] phonekait He's 5

[21:57:00] phonekait He's only 5

[21:57:36] phonekait ski: seems probable. Orange cats are usually crazy.

[21:58:03] phonekait Something in their one brain cell.

[21:58:42] phonekait My brown tabby twins are nutty and they share a brain cell, but they're nowhere near as nutty as an orange cat.

[21:58:49] phonekait Ahsoka: difference?

[22:07:40] phonekait Ahsoka: I can name a few. Cats are usually litterbox trained and can lock their own balls.

[22:07:45] phonekait *lick

[23:31:54] phonekait PapaFrog: as long as all parties involved are consenting.

[23:32:26] phonekait Syndus: what are you making me for dinner?

[23:32:52] phonekait I had that for lunch

[23:38:49] phonekait esjay: meow

[23:40:06] phonekait Some unis allow teenagers.

[23:40:59] phonekait One of my college courses had a 13 year old

[23:42:35] phonekait Better than sitting around doing nothing.

[23:43:25] phonekait Not always

[23:43:49] phonekait Some 80 year olds could be in great health

[23:47:05] phonekait $15?

[23:47:20] phonekait Lol

[23:47:28] phonekait NYC pricing is wonderful

[23:48:00] phonekait esjay: should have texted me.

[23:48:07] phonekait I would have helped you.

[23:48:28] phonekait esjay: text me, you ho

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