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[00:05:05] ysalamiri im finally starting to get drunk

[00:05:25] ysalamiri i had had a dopiaza deadly, what u have for dins?

[00:05:32] ysalamiri i did, i ended up sober

[00:05:49] ysalamiri found x2 sneaky boatlz in fridge, laying in wait..

[00:05:57] ysalamiri ooo nice one

[00:06:14] ysalamiri not usually 1 doe spicey food HelderHeid

[00:06:22] ysalamiri dor*

[00:06:54] ysalamiri i luv har sauces lol

[00:07:00] ysalamiri and i was a chef for 7 yrs

[00:07:05] ysalamiri jar*

[00:07:28] ysalamiri a balti would prolly end me HelderHeid

[00:08:11] ysalamiri sometimes i will order a munchy box that lasts me 2 days

[00:08:26] ysalamiri a uk thing, indian whatnots

[00:08:47] ysalamiri ah cul, saves me explaining

[00:09:15] ysalamiri u know george-bean? hes in england and didnt know what a munchy box was

[00:09:27] ysalamiri oooh chinky box sounds braw

[00:09:40] ysalamiri chow mein the mawra!

[00:10:04] ysalamiri HelderHeid: londoner?

[00:10:11] ysalamiri had an uncle in camberwell

[00:10:26] ysalamiri i luv kormaz

[00:10:31] ysalamiri mildest of the bunch

[00:11:15] ysalamiri deadly: a munchy box has kebab meat, pakora, meat n veg and salad n all manner of stufff u can get from an indians

[00:11:39] ysalamiri in a 10,12,16" pizza box with sauces

[00:11:59] ysalamiri aye takeaways are getting pricey now for shure

[00:12:17] ysalamiri they last a cpl days tho, its actuallly decent value for money

[00:12:39] ysalamiri altho fk if i know what kebab meat actually is, does anyone?

[00:12:52] ysalamiri i've yet to see a lamb shaped like that

[00:13:04] ysalamiri processed malarkey

[00:13:17] ysalamiri ah a proper kebab, on a stick

[00:13:36] ysalamiri not one at 3am when yer oot yer napper and would eat anything

[00:13:57] ysalamiri yep, ive made a few when i was cooking

[00:14:33] ysalamiri im hooked on kfc gravy, i think they put heroin in it

[00:15:04] ysalamiri every thursday i goto pharmacy and treat myself to a bigmac

[00:15:14] ysalamiri pure plasitc food but it goes down a treat lol

[00:15:28] ysalamiri burger king is the best

[00:15:32] ysalamiri lol no HelderHeid

[00:15:56] ysalamiri gotcha

[00:16:20] ysalamiri ah that duck lol

[00:16:56] ysalamiri i got hooked on it yrs ago

[00:17:16] ysalamiri its like that southpark episode where they chasing a dragon

[00:17:24] ysalamiri DuckHunt same shyt

[00:17:29] ysalamiri fkr never dies

[00:17:43] ysalamiri am i wrong?!

[00:18:17] ysalamiri took me bloody ages to install it too, as the coding was in .ro

[00:18:40] ysalamiri a month wasted re: install and playing it

[01:57:05] ysalamiri do amish folk drink

[01:57:59] ysalamiri lol thats awesome, drink driving a horse n cart

[01:58:20] ysalamiri finally the polis using bicycles pays off.

[01:59:09] ysalamiri dang

[01:59:32] ysalamiri yeah a bonnet thingy

[02:00:00] ysalamiri i just wrapped up watching orange is the new black, there's an amish chick in that show.

[02:00:24] ysalamiri i doubt i could build 1 using lego

[02:00:45] ysalamiri sup burnout, ltns

[02:01:18] ysalamiri ninght turned into day micker, i should be snoring by now

[02:01:44] ysalamiri pancakes == kurt?

[02:02:16] ysalamiri nvm, too drunk to care lol

[02:03:12] ysalamiri think id rather be homeless than attempt to build a house

[02:03:20] ysalamiri and yes, i have been homeless

[02:03:39] ysalamiri telling ya man, a lego set would befuddle me

[02:03:54] ysalamiri nopes, sucks goat c0ck

[02:04:20] ysalamiri i lasted 2 weeks

[02:04:43] ysalamiri in an old ww2 air shelter yep

[02:06:14] ysalamiri bums are ppl too!

[02:06:30] ysalamiri also arseholes, depending on your local vernacular.

[02:06:40] ysalamiri holy crap that made sense

[02:07:25] ysalamiri last i looked adsr_, there were 40k recognized homeless in scotland, scotland only has around 5 mil folk

[02:07:34] ysalamiri so gawd nose how many that are not counted

[02:07:48] ysalamiri sad stuff for a supposed rich nation =/

[02:08:26] ysalamiri aye, loads of addicts here

[02:08:45] ysalamiri i have no personally met all 40k so cannot answer

[02:09:15] ysalamiri at least its not wartorn armenia

[02:09:59] ysalamiri i dont carry cash, mainly as i dun have any, but i always make em a cpl of rollup smokes

[02:10:12] ysalamiri eeeh burnout didnt last long

[02:10:49] ysalamiri as opposed to driving your car over him

[02:11:54] ysalamiri wez: i only have 1 visa card that dun work online ( which is great), so when boozehounds ask for cash for a tin of cider, i can honestly say, "sory i dun have cash"

[02:11:59] ysalamiri works a treat

[02:12:14] ysalamiri i do miss my centos vps mind u

[02:12:20] ysalamiri but fkr wont work online

[02:12:32] ysalamiri bank sends me to visa, visa sends me to bank

[02:12:38] ysalamiri round robin with no joy

[02:12:57] ysalamiri lol faraday cage

[02:13:31] ysalamiri ok, 1 boatl down - 1 to go

[02:13:40] ysalamiri at the crack of 2am or so

[02:13:48] ysalamiri im usually dreaming by now

[02:14:04] ysalamiri diff crowd at this time of day

[02:15:55] ysalamiri where do u live again neo?

[02:16:14] ysalamiri ohh

[02:16:25] ysalamiri my sister lived in mobile, AL for a yr

[02:16:35] ysalamiri she loved it there

[02:16:56] ysalamiri came back with a hell of a southern drawl and 20 decobels louder than everyone else

[02:17:21] ysalamiri aye she bange don about daily rains and bigass snakes, guess she lost her virginity there.

[02:18:01] ysalamiri well, dad taught us both how to drive at same time, but sis almost killed the 3 of us one day so she hasnt drove since

[02:18:04] ysalamiri thank fo0k

[02:18:29] ysalamiri full nekked wimmen on my usb drives

[02:18:54] ysalamiri i just started season 2 od the wire

[02:19:00] ysalamiri what a great show

[02:19:22] ysalamiri do u ever sleep foxy

[02:19:31] ysalamiri TeKn0Shaman!

[02:20:02] ysalamiri why u alive at this hour

[02:21:01] ysalamiri sup sup

[02:21:50] ysalamiri only half pished

[02:22:04] ysalamiri skudded a curry earlier, so happy as larry

[02:22:09] ysalamiri h/e happy he is

[02:22:19] ysalamiri where u been skippy?

[02:23:40] ysalamiri sweet

[02:24:11] ysalamiri oh here's one i need title of u prolly know

[02:24:44] ysalamiri lyrics == im surprised to see your suitcase at the door, remember the good times, dun u want for more

[02:24:58] ysalamiri from mid to late 90s house

[02:25:42] ysalamiri whats an impact gun

[02:25:53] ysalamiri dont all guns impact

[02:26:10] ysalamiri break of dawn

[02:26:16] ysalamiri sos, found it

[02:26:22] ysalamiri on c: go figure

[02:26:47] ysalamiri wish i was 30 again

[02:26:57] ysalamiri so i could drink and take more drugs

[02:27:13] ysalamiri yeps in c:/music mucker cheers

[02:27:19] ysalamiri great track ftw

[02:27:34] ysalamiri ohh

[02:27:40] ysalamiri ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: gotcha

[02:27:44] ysalamiri adsr_*

[02:27:54] ysalamiri yep, gotcha

[02:28:17] ysalamiri sorry ADMIRAL_HUBRIS, typo on nick tab

[02:28:43] ysalamiri foxy olredi here ct

[02:28:59] ysalamiri lol sup irish

[02:29:16] ysalamiri hey gimme a break im only hawf drunk

[02:29:34] ysalamiri mmm, wenches

[02:29:46] ysalamiri oh read that wrong

[02:30:08] ysalamiri adsr_: that whata ye tell all the girls? ;p

[02:31:04] ysalamiri fair dooz adsr_

[02:31:34] ysalamiri i like wimmen

[02:32:01] ysalamiri some sheep are awfy cute too

[02:33:03] ysalamiri hey im scots, what can i say

[02:33:21] ysalamiri flossie has damn cute eyes... ehe

[02:33:38] ysalamiri adsr_: pretty much yep..

[02:33:54] ysalamiri we drink a bit too in our spare time

[02:34:18] ysalamiri oh ffs nor another irish

[02:34:42] ysalamiri 3 irishi n same channie? oh boy

[02:34:59] ysalamiri well 1 is a scouser who thinks hes irish

[02:35:29] ysalamiri adsr_: gaelic folk == welsh, scots and irish

[02:35:52] ysalamiri all from step area

[02:36:09] ysalamiri its all ghengis khans fault tbh.

[02:36:43] ysalamiri although 1 of my uncles traced paternal ancestry back to 11th century norway.

[02:36:46] ysalamiri so fk nose

[02:37:08] ysalamiri maternal side to county cork, ireland.

[02:37:50] ysalamiri plus an english blueblood thrown in around the 17th century on maternal side.

[02:38:05] ysalamiri geneology is the 1 thing i loved about being a mormon

[02:38:41] ysalamiri not a mormon anymore, got the order of the boot decades ago.

[02:39:00] ysalamiri ah thats where the english come into play in uk

[02:39:03] ysalamiri germany

[02:39:11] ysalamiri austro-hungarian empire etc.

[02:39:17] ysalamiri yep

[02:39:24] ysalamiri i play way too much trivia

[02:39:48] ysalamiri gapsburg or somat

[02:39:51] ysalamiri haps*

[02:45:59] ysalamiri gonna watch a docu before i get proper drunk

[02:46:04] ysalamiri have fun all

[12:42:00] ysalamiri morn deadly

[13:43:34] ysalamiri is there any sober folk in here

[13:43:36] ysalamiri at all

[13:43:40] ysalamiri hi all

[13:44:05] ysalamiri i thought u swedes drank a lot

[13:44:28] ysalamiri i woke up this morning convinced i was dreaming

[13:44:51] ysalamiri hey irish doing well, hes on h20 and hope during weekdays!

[13:46:25] ysalamiri lol

[13:46:46] ysalamiri i'll repgrase original question, are there any sane folk here

[13:46:53] ysalamiri rephrase

[13:48:32] ysalamiri zof: ya seem cul to me from what little u have typed since i bounced in

[13:48:44] ysalamiri i like the insanity of this place tho

[13:48:56] ysalamiri makes me feel somehat normal ha

[13:50:54] ysalamiri northern europeans are bonkers, i know as i am one har har

[13:51:11] ysalamiri i actually woke up laughing this morning, is that normal

[13:51:25] ysalamiri cant recall the dream, must have been a good yin

[13:51:50] ysalamiri i kinda am miko

[13:52:02] ysalamiri paternal geneology traces to norway

[13:52:28] ysalamiri i had a dopiaza curry last night and damn near blew the bedsheets clean off

[13:52:34] ysalamiri och aye

[13:53:05] ysalamiri lol zod

[13:53:20] ysalamiri norway, finland and sweden

[13:53:22] ysalamiri !!hint

[13:53:24] ysalamiri keke

[13:53:36] ysalamiri dudem, i paid attention at school.

[13:53:38] ysalamiri -m

[13:55:10] ysalamiri your confusing me with a scouser

[13:55:17] ysalamiri they steal anything

[13:55:27] ysalamiri u drinking el foxycuss?

[13:55:43] ysalamiri unless its windy..

[13:56:26] ysalamiri im merrily working through a boatl of gravy i didnt sink last night.

[13:56:51] ysalamiri which is a prelude to another visit to off-license soon.

[13:57:41] ysalamiri this convo is turning into the empure strikes back - luke, i am your father.

[13:57:48] ysalamiri or mother

[13:57:56] ysalamiri im too sober to be so confuggled

[13:58:38] ysalamiri paint wore off my keyboard doxy, im flying blind

[13:59:02] ysalamiri i can only see q key annd braces

[13:59:37] ysalamiri !nurse

[14:00:20] ysalamiri lol i'm old, but not senile just yet

[14:01:09] ysalamiri im relatively sober foxy, relatively speaking

[14:01:29] ysalamiri mum died of dementia, bad topic for me

[14:03:47] ysalamiri zof: 13 yrs of my life i gave uyp to tc of her m8

[14:03:54] ysalamiri up*

[14:04:02] ysalamiri anyways, on a cheerier topic

[14:04:13] ysalamiri lets play the weather game

[14:04:15] ysalamiri .w

[14:04:30] ysalamiri why is there never any rain data

[14:04:43] ysalamiri naracisism?

[14:04:53] ysalamiri thats what mum had

[14:04:59] ysalamiri frontal temporal lobe

[14:05:23] ysalamiri affects the youngest and is the most aggresive type foxy.

[14:05:30] ysalamiri wb candy^^

[14:06:38] ysalamiri never been there

[14:06:46] ysalamiri enuff gibberish in here

[14:08:34] ysalamiri at toenails of boatl #1 irish, off to get 2nd boatl in a few mins

[14:09:45] ysalamiri i did, hated it

[14:09:58] ysalamiri sobriety is unnatural

[14:10:13] ysalamiri me this time

[14:10:28] ysalamiri aye right ya manc

[14:11:06] ysalamiri my dad worked in a whisky distillery, thats a story for another time though.

[14:11:42] ysalamiri lol

[14:12:21] ysalamiri ooh now we cooking wae gas, love pasta

[14:12:42] ysalamiri lmao

[14:12:51] ysalamiri hey thats pretty good

[14:13:00] ysalamiri longest ive lasted is a week of late

[14:13:05] ysalamiri utter torture

[14:13:13] ysalamiri every min felt like a day

[14:13:52] ysalamiri bumped into 1 of me pals on thursday, hes 32 and has irreversible scirhosis of liver

[14:13:57] ysalamiri yellow eyes etc

[14:14:01] ysalamiri 32 y/o

[14:16:07] ysalamiri neah

[16:18:48] ysalamiri lol oi miko, i resemble that remark.

[16:19:49] ysalamiri charming to the end.

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