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\g
Ain't I a stinker
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MrKlaus
trump 2024 magamaga
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MrKlaus
TRUMP TWENTY TWENTY FOUR, MAGA... MAGA.
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wez
MrKlaus: How did that turn out?
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MrKlaus
did what turn out
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wez
Isn't Trump still in prison
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wez
for selling out America for his own interests?
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wez
But just vote for him, blindly?
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tr
[S] <&ChanServ> [Snoopy] <+Zpw> My cousins almost here <+Zpw> On god if I wasn't family I'd wear her shit out
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.926s, which makes you a total of 415 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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wez
Jolly good shot sir, toodle pip!
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DuckHunt
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tr
[S] <~phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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tr
[S] <~phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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tr
[S] <~phish> !reload
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DuckHunt
phish > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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tr
[S] <~phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 12.037s, which makes you a total of 65 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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tr
[S] <~phish> !shop 10
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DuckHunt
phish > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 4 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
wez > You buy a liability insurance in exchange for 5 xp points. For 2 days, the xp penalty will be divided by 3 if you cause a hunting accident.
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tr
[S] <~phish> !shop 19
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DuckHunt
phish > You buy a liability insurance in exchange for 5 xp points. For 2 days, the xp penalty will be divided by 3 if you cause a hunting accident.
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DuckHunt
wez > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
*PEWWW* ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's bullet ricochetes on esjay, thanks to his deflection modifier of 54%. [missed: -3 xp] [accident: -10 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a sight for your gun ! The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck by ricochet in 6.008s, which makes a total of 416 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [35 xp] [lucky shot]
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DuckHunt
foxy > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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foxy
!rearm foxy
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DuckHunt
foxy returns foxy's gun to him.
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foxy
!rearm ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS already has a gun and looks at foxy without understanding.
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
so i shot down a duck by ricochet off another user...
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foxy
looks that way
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wez
oh hi foxy
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foxy
oh hi wez
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wez
I'm back home now!
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wez
Syndus: True story
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kicks g
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foxy
welcome back home wez
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foxy
ayodude is a logging bot
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/7 | Chargers: 4/5
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ComputerTech
.kb ayodude pm me if you're not a bot pls
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DuckHunt
Chiester > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for admiral_hubris: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 4/7 | charg.: 4/5 | jammed: no (36 times) | confisc.: no (108 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 3687 xp | lvl 26 (duck smasher) / 83 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 55.81% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 68%+10% | effectiv. of fire: 52% | gun reliability: 99% | armor: 62% | deflection: 76%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.597s | average react. time: 1mn16.336s | 416 ducks (incl. 56 golden ducks) | 384 misses | 58 accidents | 86 empty shots | 62 wild shots | 800 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 2 stray bullets from which 1 lethal, 1 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Life insur. / AP ammo / Sight
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unzips
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foxy
its in techznc too
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foxy
that's funny
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 10 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You buy a liability insurance in exchange for 5 xp points. For 2 days, the xp penalty will be divided by 3 if you cause a hunting accident.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Number1Stunna > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Number1Stunna > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 7/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Number1Stunna > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 7/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Number1Stunna > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 15.847s, which makes you a total of 12 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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wez
yay ComputerTech is back!!!! How's it all been?
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wez
ComputerTech: <3
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wof
ComputerTech: banned foxy?
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wof
finally she's gone
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foxy
if you want me gone, just say so
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wof
foxy: lol <3
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wof
foxy: jk girl how you doing?
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esjay
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS; you fucker
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wof
ComputerTech: ╭∩╮(Ο_Ο)╭∩╮
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.837s, which makes you a total of 417 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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wof
esjay: playing starfield
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esjay
play no mans sky
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wof
universe reset a few times lol
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wof
esjay: what are you playing nowadays?
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esjay
V Rising, Overwatch, and League of Legends
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wof
overwatch huh... I did play that a a lot
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wof
esjay: V rising looks good never was into LoL
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esjay
V Rising is great
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esjay
but it has a point where you hit a wall
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esjay
and then it's just grinding and googling
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esjay
jesus christ ComputerTech
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esjay
I will put a bell or something on you
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esjay
to let me know when you're around
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ComputerTech
you panick that much that you'll miss me?
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freewifi
esjay: no mans sky is so much better
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freewifi
starfield is a massive letdown
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wof
ComputerTech: you need to say hi to alert people
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wof
.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
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shares with wof
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wof
ComputerTech: ok playin' stop talking
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esjay
Number1Stunna; leave
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esjay
My feet smell terrible after today ugh
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esjay
I can't lmao
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esjay
My roommates mom still hasn't gotten the hot water heater fixed
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> snowing here :o
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esjay
I don't even care about the smell that much
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esjay
I worked 10 hours with a minimal break
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wof
soak them?
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soaks wof
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wof
Number1Stunna: agreed it's fun
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wof
also bare legs on leather isn't good
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wof
my skin is sticking to the leather
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wof
i dont have a moto anymore
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wof
jesus today i spent 2100 i was kind of pissed
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 9.407s, which makes you a total of 418 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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wof
1500 on my sons mma training
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wof
300 on xmas, 200 on food for the week
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ComputerTech
oh damn, he fucking red/black/strawberry belt yet?
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wof
yep in another year he'll be black
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wof
they want him to be a trainer and learn another fighting style
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wof
he's 14 and I'm sure he could kill me lol
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wof
Jesus fighting style
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ComputerTech
i want to take him on now, just to see how quick he could take me doen
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wof
"Walk On Water" --- "Raise The Dead" style
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.573s, which makes you a total of 419 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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ComputerTech
tbf, I'm probably like blue in jiu jitsu
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ComputerTech
I've taken down a few dudes in a street fights this year after bars
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ComputerTech
10 seconds for your son to take me down
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wof
we were in the dojo today and his master came up on him chocking... master says "What do you do" .. my son .. got himself out with the quick then told his master "I'm not in the mood today"
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wof
leo the lion
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wof
strong leadership skills
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wof
He wants nothing, needs nothing, will get it on his own attitude
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ComputerTech
leos are damn fierce, my mum is also a leo
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esjay
21:12:52 <&wof> yep in another year he'll be black
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esjay
Your wife has some explaining to do
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tr
[T] <&End3r> wow
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phonekait
Because you touch yourself
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tr
[T] <&End3r> I am everywhere
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touches phonekait
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pours water over phonekait
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esjay
"There's a fed here"
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esjay
"Which one?"
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phonekait
Oh good, I was about to go shower.
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esjay
I'm far from a fed lmao
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tr
[T] <&End3r> gdi
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esjay
They'd probably arrest me just for applying
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Internets
:: [3/10] gdi :: "[God Damn Independent]"; A [college student] with the right mind to [retain] their dignity, individuality, and money by turning away the offers of the Greek system. ::
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Internets
:: [1/10] gdi :: [God Damn Independent], a [college student] that is not in a fraternity/[sorority]. ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] gdi :: 1. "[God Damn Independent]" - A derogatory term used by members of Greek organizations to describe someone who has [sufficient] intelligence and [social skills] to simply make friends, not pay for the... ::
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tr
[T] <~End3r> there
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tr
[T] <~End3r> ffs
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esjay
phonekait; depends, is there a limit to how crossfaded I can get?
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tr
[T] <~End3r> lol
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tr
[T] <~End3r> daniel, wakey wakey
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phonekait
As long as the cuddles stay innocent idc
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tr
[T] <~End3r> I need to ask you about your bot
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g0frr
hello everyone
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g0frr
hey ComputerTech
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g0frr
how have you been?
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g0frr
I'm doing good. Up to my neck with homework due to my own procrastination and whining lol
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g0frr
same here
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tr
[T] <~End3r> guess I will go to the shed and get stoned.
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tr
[T] <~End3r> nah, drinking light beer
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g0frr
whats your favorite beer ComputerTech?
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g0frr
Budweiser?? lol
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g0frr
is that popular over there in Ireland?
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esjay
phonekait; why does it look like someone had the worst diarrhea of their life in that corner of the ceiling?
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phonekait
esjay: there was a roof leak shortly before we moved in
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g0frr
I've never had Magners but I also don't like cider
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ComputerTech
phonekait got unlimited rain showers
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phonekait
Just we didn't have time to paint and I can't be around paint
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g0frr
budweiser is consider shit in the US lol
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g0frr
it has to be different over in europe
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g0frr
I mean the recipe
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phonekait
My brother has a thing for Sam Adams
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g0frr
sam adams is good
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End3r
back in the shed
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phonekait
Does that mean I'm allowed in there?
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End3r
I doubt you would come to my house
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End3r
much less my shed
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g0frr
I'd visit your shed End3r
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End3r
but you are welcome to
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phonekait
True. I would probably murder half of Florida tbh
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kot
she shed he lied
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Rizon
[deadly] FUCK OFF!!!!!
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End3r
Why, do tell would you murder half of florida kait?
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DuckHunt
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deadly
whats going on
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.59s, which makes you a total of 420 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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deadly
we talking mass murder
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<phonekait> Does that mean I'm allowed in there?
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End3r
<End3r> I doubt you would come to my house
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End3r
<End3r> much less my shed
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End3r
<g0frr> I'd visit your shed End3r
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End3r
<End3r> but you are welcome to
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End3r
<phonekait> True. I would probably murder half of Florida tbh
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deadly
you being mean to kait?
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deadly
i'll cut ypu End3r
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esjay
florida is kinda garbage
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End3r
just asking why the hatred for fl
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deadly
cuz its a shit hole
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esjay
There's some cool shit but the state government is bad shit
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deadly
full off jews
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End3r
No, it actually isn't
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End3r
It's one of the only few free stats in the union
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End3r
and who cares if there are Jews here?
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deadly
it is i seen it on american dad
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End3r
Last I checked, we were all humans
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deadly
unless ur english ur invalid lol
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esjay
>few free states
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deadly
i just know florida is full of jews through american dad
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deadly
and the hulk hogan tv series
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deadly
from back in the day lol
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deadly
or was that miami lol
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slaps deadly with my menorah
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deadly
talk in small sentences
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deadly
just tell me
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phonekait
It's what we light the eight nights of Hanukkah
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g0frr
anyone here doing advent of code?
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deadly
oh you jewish lol
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phonekait
I celebrate both Christmas and Hanukkah
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esjay
When I move back to Nola, I'm going to make a small trip to panama city and I'll throw $50 of birdseed in End3r's yard
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esjay
wof should come up and bring $50 extra worth of birdseed
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esjay
Imagine you're hitting it from behind and you're about to cum and just see Santa Claus looking into your eyes
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Angel
h4: wb ComputerTech
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esjay
ComputerTech; seeing that you starred cloudbot reminded me that almost all big irc bots written in python use some form of code I wrote a decade ago
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Peorth > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.971s, which makes you a total of 263 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/7 | Chargers: 5/5
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Peorth
$tell ComputerTech am ded
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Angel
Peorth: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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End3r
esjay, Thank you! I will let my chickens out front <3
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Phoenix
Peorth, liven up already! ;)
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ComputerTech
$tell Peorth *performs CPR to Peorth*
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when *performs is around.
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Peorth is around.
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Peorth
sup, o' flammable one?
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ComputerTech
nmnm, just ordered another tea in McDonald's
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Peorth
don't be dumb, colby
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.411s, which makes you a total of 39 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[03:11:29]
ComputerTech
[03:08] (&esjay) [02:59:12] ComputerTech; seeing that you starred cloudbot reminded me that almost all big irc bots written in python use some form of code I wrote a decade ago
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ComputerTech
esjay, does mine contain some form of code of yours!? :>
[03:12:01]
ComputerTech
my fuck, using !? reminds me of lola-chan
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ComputerTech
shivvers