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[01:10:05] irish666 duck you

[01:10:22] irish666 hey Rudolph

[01:41:23] irish666 hey

[02:45:10] irish666 wearing my coat tonight

[02:45:21] irish666 its really hot

[02:45:32] irish666 cause my cabin is floating around -1

[02:45:44] irish666 i dont heat it

[02:45:55] irish666 i dont brint in fuel anymore

[02:46:00] irish666 bring*

[02:46:13] irish666 no

[02:46:20] irish666 its a cabin thats kinda old

[02:46:41] irish666 i ran 3 miles in -2 yesterday in just shorts

[02:46:55] irish666 yeah i got sweaty asf too

[02:47:03] irish666 zone 2 ftw

[02:48:55] irish666 nice!

[02:49:02] irish666 i like dry 45c

[02:49:04] irish666 mmmmm

[02:49:30] irish666 anyway canada goose is hotter than hot

[02:49:57] irish666 my storm predictor is saying it's gonna freeze more this week ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[02:50:02] irish666 .f

[02:50:05] irish666 dunno

[02:50:25] irish666 its a bowl of crystals that predict the weather

[02:50:30] irish666 lol

[02:50:48] irish666 they look see through when its gonna be a normal week

[02:51:09] irish666 ill look

[02:51:33] irish666 https://youtu.be/3cWpo5BoahA?si=z4GfoKq-HHrSLi65

[02:52:34] irish666 i use a lot of crap thats non electrix

[02:52:43] irish666 its usually inaccurate but good enougj

[02:52:58] irish666 i have wind up scales and etc

[02:53:20] irish666 uhhh 2 year

[02:53:51] irish666 i sometimes go into town to get basic stuff all on foot

[02:53:59] irish666 nobody knows where i am coming from

[02:54:02] irish666 or going

[02:55:49] irish666 make some nice catholic friends

[02:55:53] irish666 like a good boy

[02:55:55] irish666 lol

[02:56:06] irish666 protestants charge you money to be your friend

[02:56:19] irish666 oh dear

[02:56:29] irish666 wrong type innit

[02:57:13] irish666 "your 2nd cousins "

[02:57:24] irish666 lol

[02:57:31] irish666 cause mixed blood is illegal

[02:58:12] irish666 gen a. ireland stands for atheist not alpha

[02:58:33] irish666 🤔 cant you just say you are indian

[02:59:26] irish666 i told someome in usa i was catholic and they assumed i was agreeing with abortion clinics being blown up

[02:59:31] irish666 i was like wat

[02:59:49] irish666 i didn't even know abortion was still an issue lol

[03:00:00] irish666 thought it was my mums generation 60-80s stuff

[03:00:09] irish666 until this whole recent shit

[03:00:23] irish666 lol

[03:00:43] irish666 jews are with whoever's paying them currently the most

[03:01:11] irish666 "hes one of the good ones innit"

[03:01:13] irish666 kek

[03:01:28] irish666 i have bad experiences with uh

[03:01:47] irish666 crazy religious non christians

[03:02:18] irish666 im like english catholic which is pretty laid back in terms of a lot strict shit the church spews

[03:02:52] irish666 we'll never convert you, dont care about saving you or your sins and do the basics

[03:03:15] irish666 oh and pray

[03:03:38] irish666 maybe sometimes sing in languages i cant speak

[03:03:55] irish666 just knows the songs kek

[03:04:35] irish666 lol had to sing those with flu

[03:05:15] irish666 i have asked for something in a prayer and it has happened, not really gonna convince people but its been semi-consistent

[03:05:30] irish666 nothing crazy or monetary value

[03:07:13] irish666 i split them up as i use spiritual as a tool, logically scientifically it wont make sense but i feel helps aid the human experience

[03:07:36] irish666 its okay youre young

[03:08:12] irish666 plenty of time for philosophy and theology

[03:08:32] irish666 probably doesnt help cause of ni

[03:09:35] irish666 you dont really need organised religion its just usually intertwined with somebodies culture

[03:09:42] irish666 but one day

[03:09:57] irish666 try meditation and unwinding on your own

[03:10:35] irish666 then youre getting what others get through....fantastical imagery

[03:12:15] irish666 religion in my school was meant to be used as a tool to make you feel better also, they emphasised to pick and choose and ignore the parts you dont want

[03:13:59] irish666 my history teacher was my religious education teacher and he would go through it saying things like "what type of source is Mark? is it reliable as its 70 -100 years after christ, is this useful?" etc etc

[03:14:31] irish666 they do criticise the bible in catholic school

[03:14:46] irish666 try to make you think for yourself

[03:15:37] irish666 people who think the bible is perfect and exact worry me

[03:15:53] irish666 its an entire book of parables

[03:16:42] irish666 im not too bias tbh but i havent been out with a proddy

[03:16:52] irish666 i make no friends with proddies either

[03:17:00] irish666 they have always been a bit awkward

[03:17:15] irish666 oh wait

[03:17:28] irish666 i said next to a proddy for a year

[03:17:53] irish666 we let 10% non catholics into the school for some sorta legal quota

[03:18:10] irish666 so like 2 muslims, an atheist and a proddy

[03:18:12] irish666 lol

[03:18:30] irish666 wow for college

[03:18:34] irish666 thats a bit much lol

[03:19:09] irish666 protestants believe you can go to heaven if you do good deeds but you can still be a horrible person

[03:19:14] irish666 the deeds is what counter

[03:19:17] irish666 counted

[03:19:36] irish666 catholics believe good person + deeds = heaven

[03:21:03] irish666 christianity in america made me... ashamed... jesus was everywhere in thr most tackiest way ever... even the lollipops of the dead popes face at the vatican was somehow still more classier

[03:22:06] irish666 well the new testament wiped out the old so if you hear weird rules its not valid anymore unless jew

[03:22:15] irish666 wtf

[03:22:34] irish666 i took sex education in cetholic school and it was so funny

[03:22:56] irish666 "any questions?" kid: yes, how can a dick go into a dick?"

[03:23:16] irish666 we didn't get taught about condoms though

[03:23:41] irish666 tbh when someone told me women have periods and what they were i thought they were trolling cause the class clown told me

[03:23:49] irish666 does sound a bit made up

[03:23:52] irish666 lol

[03:24:13] irish666 i was taught to pray in latin in 2000s kek

[03:24:19] irish666 and sing in italian

[03:24:22] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[03:24:41] irish666 i think the school hadn't changed since it opened

[03:26:11] irish666 i dont mind the church involved with education, i dont mind being cared for by sisters at hospitals either but i wouldnt want my fiancée dealing with a catholic health provider

[03:26:33] irish666 im a bloke so nothing really weird can happen but gf/daughters would be concerning

[03:26:51] irish666 ComputerTech: vicars?

[03:27:07] irish666 prists are catho

[03:27:13] irish666 oh hes vicar

[03:27:17] irish666 protestant

[03:27:29] irish666 fufufuufuf ill cutyab

[03:27:53] irish666 i actually know where all the Protestants live on my road at home

[03:28:02] irish666 their homes are decorated the same

[03:28:09] irish666 they dress the same

[03:28:37] irish666 i also dont really donate to proddy charities

[03:28:52] irish666 some are okay though

[03:29:05] irish666 above age?

[03:29:15] irish666 do you even agree to that here?

[03:29:23] irish666 where its 16

[03:29:29] irish666 i dont

[03:29:56] irish666 In NI the age of consent to sexual activity is 16 years. For the purposes of the Sexual Offences (NI) Order 2008, a person consents if he or she agrees by choice and has the freedom and capacity to make that choice.

[03:30:10] irish666 it used to be 18 for gay sex

[03:30:18] irish666 but then it was considered unlawful

[03:30:32] irish666 claimingitback

[03:30:49] irish666 i did uk law for 3 years

[03:31:06] irish666 i have a law degree

[03:31:32] irish666 i worked with helping prisoners seek legal aid

[03:31:43] irish666 filed rape reports for them

[03:31:46] irish666 when i was younger

[03:32:14] irish666 i quit because of how dark it is

[03:32:28] irish666 i did law to "give back"

[03:32:57] irish666 what was your legal problem

[03:33:03] irish666 land?

[03:33:14] irish666 crim dam?

[03:34:03] irish666 oh wow

[03:34:15] irish666 interesting

[03:34:27] irish666 which countries station was he in? roi?

[03:34:42] irish666 got fined still?

[03:34:45] irish666 points?

[03:34:51] irish666 hmmm

[03:35:08] irish666 can he submit a reconsideration

[03:35:32] irish666 better buy him a bike

[03:35:45] irish666 escooter time

[03:36:04] irish666 he needs to make a plea

[03:36:19] irish666 even if it only allows him to drive in the north

[03:36:31] irish666 hmmm

[03:36:45] irish666 did they take the guilty plea into consideration

[03:36:59] irish666 hm

[03:37:25] irish666 surprised its not 6 months sus

[03:37:32] irish666 fine n points

[03:37:48] irish666 in this economy ???

[03:38:04] irish666 2 years and 500, might as well cut the mans legs off

[03:38:09] irish666 unreal

[03:38:12] irish666 age?

[03:38:16] irish666 wow

[03:38:18] irish666 is he a father

[03:38:27] irish666 unreal

[03:38:37] irish666 hmmm

[03:39:33] irish666 north good

[03:39:40] irish666 at least job is ✅

[03:40:16] irish666 our police wouldnt use water cannons cause itll look bad on the mainland

[03:40:30] irish666 like its only reserved for the irish

[03:40:57] irish666 has it tried being a rich woman

[03:41:00] irish666 he*

[03:41:31] irish666 2 years i wonder if theres new laws

[03:41:39] irish666 new guidelines

[03:42:05] irish666 interesting

[03:42:19] irish666 i did a case once where

[03:42:41] irish666 a mum shot up her daughter with heroin as she slept

[03:42:58] irish666 girl overdosed whilst swearing

[03:43:43] irish666 being in the room with child killers is not something im capable of doing

[03:43:54] irish666 i only knew that once id been in that situation

[03:44:30] irish666 ah

[03:45:29] irish666 lots of this country is bankrupt and crumbling

[03:45:45] irish666 wouldnt be surprised to see more like that in future

[03:46:08] irish666 ah

[03:47:04] irish666 doesnt help the old dogs arent too welcoming apparently

[03:48:26] irish666 im gonna probably be burning oil again soon

[03:48:42] irish666 itll smell but shrugged

[03:48:45] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *

[03:49:49] irish666 my dad was hit with an ira bomb once

[03:50:02] irish666 he walked away with weird bruising

[03:50:03] irish666 yes

[03:50:08] irish666 basically

[03:50:14] irish666 a bomb went off across the road

[03:50:21] irish666 he had a window open slightly

[03:50:32] irish666 and the blast knocked him across the room

[03:50:45] irish666 lol

[03:50:55] irish666 dont know

[03:51:03] irish666 ive seen 2

[03:51:22] irish666 my uncle was hit with

[03:51:36] irish666 the first muslim bombings but again nothing badly injured lol

[03:51:56] irish666 london is meh

[03:52:24] irish666 ah

[03:52:39] irish666 the scares used to be very common

[03:52:50] irish666 my school used to get thek

[03:52:52] irish666 in london

[03:53:05] irish666 its a shame that the public has to pay for the government

[03:54:47] irish666 we had the ira try to recruit from the front gates

[03:55:06] irish666 the head master brought out a stick to beat them up

[03:55:18] irish666 they bad leaflets

[03:55:34] irish666 telling you you were shit if you didnt supprt

[03:55:36] irish666 the cause

[03:55:41] irish666 etc etc

[03:55:57] irish666 you gotta be careful cause even at st paddies night

[03:56:13] irish666 you don't exactly know who everybody you're partying with is

[03:56:19] irish666 normal or dodgy

[03:56:22] irish666 really dodgy

[03:57:03] irish666 lol

[03:57:30] irish666 we should take back the holy land i agree ComputerTech

[03:58:08] irish666 jews and muslims are making my Jerusalem into a mess

[03:58:24] irish666 turning*

[03:58:46] irish666 i dont even head it unless footie

[03:58:48] irish666 hear

[03:59:11] irish666 my muslim neighbours talk shit sbout each other in london

[03:59:20] irish666 like they shout at each other

[03:59:37] irish666 protestants skull shape

[03:59:42] irish666 kek

[04:00:11] irish666 yeah

[04:00:17] irish666 maybe not then

[04:00:22] irish666 but overall

[04:00:26] irish666 no speaky

[04:00:34] irish666 oh

[04:00:35] irish666 newb

[04:00:47] irish666 lol

[04:01:13] irish666 i'll give ya a listen next time

[04:01:24] irish666 hes foreign

[04:01:35] irish666 his family came over in 950s

[04:01:54] irish666 still getting used to the lingo 1000 years later

[04:02:15] irish666 i like deadlys accent though

[04:02:41] irish666 mine is extremely flat lol

[04:02:53] irish666 lol

[04:03:27] irish666 lol proper northern lad

[04:03:34] irish666 work hard accent

[04:04:08] irish666 i like northern irish accents, dublin scares me more

[04:04:25] irish666 lol

[04:04:40] irish666 i might go for a run

[04:04:56] irish666 my aunt is from dublin and she scares me

[04:05:09] irish666 foxy i forgot how dark it was

[04:05:20] irish666 lol mine? yeah

[04:05:38] irish666 i try to be approachable

[04:05:50] irish666 i did a few interpersonally skills workshops also

[04:06:33] irish666 lol

[04:06:57] irish666 the irish have to speak in a rhythm

[04:07:43] irish666 my family are from the west and they basically have an irish whisper

[04:07:50] irish666 is jacob from limerick?

[04:08:02] irish666 makes sense

[04:08:14] irish666 we need more sligo lads on here

[04:09:10] irish666 oh ComputerTech i took out my hurley stick to fight someone last month and kek nobody knew what it even was

[04:09:26] irish666 they just assumed i came to beat them with a wooden axe

[04:09:42] irish666 m'hurly

[04:09:51] irish666 its kinda too small for me now

[04:10:01] irish666 its a teenager one lol from ages ago

[04:11:15] irish666 foxy you have the nice swinging southern smoothness

[04:11:21] irish666 to your accent

[04:12:15] irish666 i experience it in the south often but i think it

[04:12:43] irish666 might be like

[04:13:01] irish666 an english thing sometimes, i have this convo with the gf and accents

[04:13:16] irish666 hers isnt southern but everybody else she knows is

[04:14:06] irish666 i dont love the london accent mr. roadmanfakecunt

[04:14:12] irish666 that shit can burn

[04:15:01] irish666 those tyres

[04:15:07] irish666 v nice kek

[04:15:23] irish666 foxy there are barely any drive thru services over here

[04:15:45] irish666 lol thought it was an offroad mobility scooter

[04:15:57] irish666 lol

[04:20:41] irish666 i think i roughly know that mcd

[04:20:48] irish666 through someone else

[04:22:38] irish666 nice one

[04:23:07] irish666 london is too much for me

[04:23:28] irish666 no matter the time, i could walk out of my house and there would actually be 300 people walking by

[04:23:35] irish666 its just exhausting after a while

[04:23:56] irish666 like i go outside for a cheeky bit of air at 3am

[04:24:10] irish666 and someone is just taking photos of your home

[04:24:15] irish666 like tourists

[04:24:38] irish666 🤦‍♂️ i know for a fact every day i go out in london im in somebodies family holiday albums lol

[04:24:47] irish666 wow

[04:24:55] irish666 ideal

[04:25:52] irish666 .w

[04:25:57] irish666 bollox

[04:26:11] irish666 oh my health age is 28.5 btw

[04:26:42] irish666 which is about 4.5 years younger than i am

[04:27:04] irish666 thx m8

[16:59:44] irish666 fuckin hello

[16:59:52] irish666 i'm still fat

[17:00:05] irish666 yup

[17:00:31] irish666 i only only 9 - 10st

[17:01:15] irish666 i was only 9-10st in school but uhhh people would occasionally say something but most people were around that

[17:01:28] irish666 some kids were 8st and girls 6

[17:01:49] irish666 boys being 10st was a bad look

[17:01:56] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[17:02:37] irish666 so is everybody

[17:03:00] irish666 plus america is only getting chubbier cause latina pop boom

[17:03:07] irish666 kek

[17:03:36] irish666 those guys taco themselves to death

[17:04:15] irish666 all i gotta do is not drink booze and i'll be okay

[17:04:27] irish666 and like... leave my lungs to repair

[17:06:22] irish666 https://youtu.be/cN7L_cte7PA?si=I53sCRjG5NjhxbIj Rudolph

[17:06:27] irish666 😂

[17:07:01] irish666 i don't like stevo cause i'm incredible intolerant

[17:07:32] irish666 i just don't like his teeth

[17:08:20] irish666 im not irish phish

[17:08:28] irish666 lol h4

[17:08:47] irish666 im not even english i am a londoner instead

[17:08:59] irish666 propa 'orrible

[19:52:18] irish666 gmm makes my skin crawl

[19:52:36] irish666 my gf watches it, another reason i dont watch much of her stuff lol

[19:53:24] irish666 i cannot a whole episode

[19:53:36] irish666 ugh

[19:54:20] irish666 they speak to their audiences like how blue peter used to speak to kids

[19:54:30] irish666 like the mentally challenged ones

[19:54:59] irish666 covered in steroid cream cause i got burnt bad

[19:55:22] irish666 yeah chem burns both wrists and chest, all different chemicals too

[19:55:57] irish666 living out here without proper knowledge

[19:56:05] irish666 learnt lessons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[20:00:00] irish666 i dont think they're good hosts

[20:00:11] irish666 their jokes are pretty awful also

[20:00:34] irish666 uhhh

[20:00:58] irish666 i beed a new sleeping set up

[20:01:09] irish666 im going to make it artic rated

[20:01:17] irish666 about 6 by 6 feet

[20:01:26] irish666 wow

[20:05:31] irish666 thats what i would do if i was forced on the show

[20:05:54] irish666 how i feel when i have to watch it

[21:16:48] irish666 Ok, now I need your undivided attention Sir I have a question Why do I always sense this undeniable tension From the moment that I enter into the room It gets all quiet and whispers Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned? I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me Is it just because it's too easy to see You're just a really big weenie, big weenie

[21:18:02] irish666 i might become a long distance rickshaw driver

[21:18:14] irish666 ill only do journeys over 50 miles

[21:34:55] irish666 i posted me a while back

[21:35:46] irish666 nope!

[21:35:54] irish666 ill let you know

[21:36:06] irish666 i got those roots entirely

[21:36:17] irish666 try in 2-3 weeke

[21:36:37] irish666 when you wax the hair grows back soft so it doesnt itch apparently

[21:36:46] irish666 doesnt grow back like shaving

[21:36:55] irish666 no

[21:37:08] irish666 the hair in your face isnt straight under your skin

[21:37:32] irish666 asians wax their face and they can get away with jt but

[21:37:45] irish666 every other race will likelu get uh... ingrown

[21:39:27] irish666 yeah i think laser requires 6-9 times for any effect?

[21:39:32] irish666 or light

[21:39:46] irish666 both Fensta

[21:40:11] irish666 TheFatherMind: they sell them in multiple- treatment packages in professional places

[21:40:47] irish666 laser if done a few times back to back will keep it hairless for a few years apparently

[21:41:29] irish666 lol engraver???

[21:41:33] irish666 no

[21:41:57] irish666 dont brand yourself much

[21:42:43] irish666 cause you need to do swastika branding in a mirror and lasers and mirrors dont mix

[21:43:26] irish666 oh i thought it looked like a soldering iron with a light on the end

[21:43:39] irish666 ok

[21:46:41] irish666 oh

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