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[05:30:24] fifel wez: Every day is a day I can never live in the Illawarra.

[05:30:47] fifel The ex missus lives there, remember?

[05:31:07] fifel ChRoNiC: Nah mate, the Illawarra is the best place to live in NSW

[05:31:41] fifel wez: Nah, ACT was my bail out, where all the desperate 35-55 year old women are like my ex, watching insta gram for the latest organic natural vegan flax wide pants (tight arse) to drop in brown *AND* green

[05:32:02] fifel Yeah, but the delivery facility there is like 2 teams strong at best.

[05:32:13] fifel and the 35-55 crew would be slappers

[05:32:26] fifel search their synthetic panties, you know it to be true.

[05:32:37] fifel \g: The Australian Cunt Trombone.

[05:32:56] fifel yeah but I cum from the cunter, so that’d be “going home."

[05:37:19] fifel wez: I’ve gone to the blow hole. I didn’t get blown and I didn’t get hole.

[05:37:20] fifel https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1701664567057866.webm

[05:37:57] fifel wez: She’s polluted my fantasy of down south where communists actually try. She’s polluted where I live. She’s polluted where I work.

[05:38:01] fifel I feel ritually unclean.

[05:38:19] fifel and I’ve got fifty years minimum until I can pour petrol over myself

[05:38:29] fifel that’s a long time to wait

[05:38:41] fifel its a fucking long time

[05:38:48] fifel what’s the difference between wage labour and death row?

[05:42:45] fifel I work a manual unskilled labour job, weight lifting is for people who don’t get paid to use their bodies.

[05:46:40] fifel jeff_stacey: Xmas logistics life

[05:46:45] fifel by nothing day failed

[05:56:51] fifel jeff_stacey: What’s your favourite Clint Eastwood rape? Most people say Unforgiven. Some people say Gran Torino. But the *real* connessoir of Clint Eastwood raping women in Outlaw Josie Wales multiethnic gang rape.

[05:57:13] fifel I only ask because Clint Eastwood dedicated his career as a director to rape, specifically gang rape.

[05:58:44] fifel “I Know we agreed to pay your pimp a string of horses, but these are for you, for what my “mate” did to you because you laughed at his penis, and I am only doing this because I respect you as a woman and want to marry you.” —Pimp and madam demand death.

[05:59:32] fifel WODANSÐAY

[05:59:48] fifel Look cunt I’ve got a shorter, and I’m getting it out now

[06:01:04] fifel shorter 2er3 89

[06:02:11] fifel Wednesday wödnesdæg corr OFris MLG ON Day of Odin, the fourth day following tuedsday

[06:02:36] fifel Rudolph: I don’t have psychotic episodes mate. I have episodes of normality

[06:02:48] fifel Now get in the fucking rape dungeon —Al

[06:03:03] fifel Has seriously nobody here watched Unforgiven?

[06:03:43] fifel kot: Am I going to have to go Graves, Robert on your arse?

[06:03:50] fifel Rudolph: No. Hegel is the default state.

[06:04:11] fifel Psychosis would be more comprehensible.

[06:04:40] fifel I think you need to increase your capacity for exegetic relation to the text.

[06:04:51] fifel How many layers of irony are you on, right now, son?

[06:05:50] fifel First attested r u winning son meme: https://www.oshonews.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/1-Bodhidharma-meditating-in-his-Cave-s.jpg

[06:06:30] fifel kot: I fuck mothers, not nymphs.

[06:06:35] fifel and I seduce crones.

[06:06:54] fifel Maidens, honesly I view them as malformed boys.

[06:07:21] fifel And generally I view women as sexless, unless they’re your mother, or grandmother, who I will try to fuck.

[06:07:31] fifel kot: Why would I fuck a sexless woman.

[06:07:51] fifel “Yes your exercise pants go right up your arsehole. And you have no libidinal charge.”

[06:08:29] fifel Broken women have more reward, and possibly a wr speedrun for unfucking a manic bipolar nightmare maenid woman.

[06:08:54] fifel Hard disagree. If I turned a 22 year old boy into a woman, she’d have all the deficiencies of my view of a woman.

[06:09:23] fifel Whereas a woman I offered the chance to sculpt herself in front of me, now that’s perverted. Like Aarnie making his wife strip for him in that movie where they’re both spies but don’t know each other are spies.

[06:09:42] fifel I’d masturbate to raping my wife by forced stripping where she didn’t know I was raping her (apart from enthusiastic informed prior consent)

[06:09:53] fifel “Hey babe can I kidnap you in a work context and rape you by forced sex work?”

[06:10:21] fifel Rudolph: Get on my level

[06:10:34] fifel Rudolph: S U C C

[06:11:34] fifel Your loss, read more Gateless gate.

[06:11:47] fifel two boys, one girl

[06:12:09] fifel kot is on the right plane

[06:12:46] fifel You know that feel when even *Lain* pities you for your online persona.

[06:13:22] fifel esjay: Have some “intelligent” dnb https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1701719780616456.webm

[06:13:53] fifel kot: I am *liberally* Trevor Goodchilde’s new openness.

[06:14:01] fifel I am crawling into a fat guy’s arsehole as we speak.

[06:14:18] fifel Don’t blame me, I listen to techstep

[06:15:02] fifel kot: Prepare to have your genitals orally laved IN YOUR MINDX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=_Z-nT7kTMRE

[06:16:21] fifel esjay: I guess that’s why they dump me after 7 years.

[06:17:08] fifel We’re going to the fucken illawarra through fog in datsuns

[06:17:20] fifel kot: liquid television

[06:17:32] fifel kot: That’s intelligent.

[06:17:41] fifel solid dnb is breakcore

[06:17:48] fifel plasma dnb is techstep

[06:18:32] fifel Is tonight a night?

[06:18:52] fifel If you can’t taste last fourtnight’s grapes in your piss you aren’t drinking your own piss enough.

[06:22:19] fifel >kot is a german punk

[06:25:14] fifel nice distorted kick

[06:25:30] fifel 2:46 before the digital hardcore punk style drop though.

[06:25:43] fifel Also, boys snipe, men laze artillery fires.

[06:26:15] fifel YOKE TARGET YOKE TARGET YOKE TARGET

[06:26:44] fifel Rudolph: You tile your bedroom, I piss on you like its your bathtub.

[06:26:57] fifel kot: This is a dank remix of Aufstanden das ruinen.

[06:27:49] fifel Rudolph: Boys talk tactics, adolescents talk strategy, anoraks talk logistics, professionals talk whores, horses, promotion and french cooking.

[06:29:16] fifel NOTA. I reservoir boring political shit about economic organisation.

[06:29:27] fifel Pro-tip: chicks are an untapped reservoir.

[06:29:32] fifel and boys are disposable.

[06:29:52] fifel I pissed off an pIRA by telling his punchline when he told me the set-up

[06:30:12] fifel kot: Beware urban sociologists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVqG0jYI8QE

[06:30:28] fifel Rudolph: Do you know Vo Nguyen Giap?

[06:30:47] fifel Do you know about how he served years in internal exile and was forced to implement TET-1 through -3 against his advice?

[06:31:12] fifel and how his 3 year General-Offensive line was successful even after he was demoted? That’s who I admire. A history teacher.

[06:34:55] fifel kot: German digital hardcore was surprisingly good. Got more airtime in origins of breakcore than epsilon or overcast

[06:35:31] fifel this is british hardcore though

[06:35:59] fifel which is a real thing and genuine, but not related to hardcore techno or gabber, but *more* influential in happyhardcore than cheesed out gabber.

[06:36:15] fifel like a step dad who fucked your mum before she left your father.

[06:36:27] fifel and your father has black hair. And your step dad has red hair. And you have red hair.

[06:37:11] fifel That is so 93

[06:37:15] fifel retriggers is totally 93

[06:38:57] fifel fuck you cunt, I use VMS

[06:39:20] fifel …

[06:39:46] fifel FFS cunt I’m ’78, I was born while people were still conspiring to commit sex offenses on WELL

[06:39:53] fifel I was on Lambda shortly after the rape.

[06:40:29] fifel Do you remember, when it was not September?

[06:42:46] fifel kot: humans fuck anything.

[06:43:02] fifel kot: Solid Snake fucked anything. The Major fucked anything.

[06:43:29] fifel kot: Also if you can make the 15 year old boy fuck the goat, you can kill them both and eat them.

[06:43:39] fifel I’m not speaking from experience here, but from the Golden Bough.

[06:43:46] fifel totally not speaking from experience.

[06:43:52] fifel And my tongs have been cleaned.

[06:47:12] fifel kot: Clint Eastwood. Outlaw Josey Wales. Ello_poppet.swf.

[06:47:33] fifel note: the swf randomises visual loops but keeps the audio loop static after the intro, great swf.

[06:51:05] fifel Rudolph: You *think* I’m schizo but you’re low context. Notice how kot treats me as cogent? Perhaps you lack a cultural basis for engagement.

[06:51:45] fifel kot: Seriously come to sydney, and I will cock agent your orgasm centre.

[06:52:08] fifel That’s just evangelion / the bible.

[06:52:19] fifel sgt crabs in the house

[06:57:18] fifel If you leave meat uncovered on the street it will attract horse semen.

[07:10:54] fifel His name again is Mister Plough.

[07:21:29] fifel https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1701719959519417.webm

[07:21:37] fifel Talk to me, baby. Talk to me.

[07:21:42] fifel Because my HIPS DO NOT LIE

[07:21:46] fifel and it is on tonight

[07:22:57] fifel !shop snitches

[07:23:43] fifel tfw when your gril drop u for dat white whale

[07:23:46] fifel HOLY GRAIL

[07:24:21] fifel Remake the IRA dirty protest in your own workplace

[07:24:24] fifel shit on your boss’s face.

[07:25:04] fifel <SMUG LAIN.SWF>

[07:25:19] fifel VIDEO CANNOT BE PLAYED BECAUSE THE FILE IS CORRUPT

[07:32:49] fifel When you get told to go back to hegel you have failed as a being apart from kot and that person.

[07:32:55] fifel and my father, but he doesn’t count.

[07:33:01] fifel I raped your father, I could rape my own.

[07:42:02] fifel I work for a major logistics company and its christmas. My father inducted me into Zen at 6 and hegel at 10.

[07:42:07] fifel Of course I’m not okay ffs.

[07:42:28] fifel The woman who caused me to change my very being dumped me 8 months ago, while living in the domain we destined as paradise.

[07:42:34] fifel Of course I’m not okay ffs.

[07:42:52] fifel Also kot and I have a partial shared language, so you monologue is my dialogue

[07:43:14] fifel Do you know what eisegesis is?

[07:43:25] fifel Do you want to come fuck to breakcore in sydney?

[07:44:38] fifel Also you should reconsider alcohol as a psychedelic when used correctly.

[07:44:54] fifel No, no I didn’t. I just replied without highlighting.

[07:45:01] fifel Its *oldschool* like 1992

[07:45:12] fifel like quoting someone’s full .edu account on USENET

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