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[08:17:14] h4 goddamn it fifel

[08:17:14] h4 get some sleep

[08:17:22] h4 you are weirder than yesterday

[08:17:25] h4 hey wez o/

[08:19:30] h4 hm

[08:19:32] h4 maybe you need a hug

[08:21:29] h4 did the hug do anything?

[08:32:46] h4 !bang

[08:42:07] h4 Rudolph does fifel know about your accident yet?

[08:42:12] h4 or is there a chance for you to tell it? :P

[08:42:43] h4 but for accuracy i'd have to check the logs

[08:42:50] h4 and you know how I deleted most of those yesterday

[08:43:08] h4 so Rudolph got deployed to the eastern front

[08:43:15] h4 instead of a gun they gave him something to cut grass with

[08:43:26] h4 while doing that he flipped of soviet soldiers

[08:43:31] h4 and one of them threw some sort of fence on his machine

[08:43:41] h4 then something happened

[08:43:44] h4 and he had a headshot

[08:43:47] h4 right through his eye

[08:43:54] h4 but Rudolph is no bitch

[08:43:56] h4 so he survived

[08:43:59] h4 to fight another day

[08:44:38] h4 i think they whipped out every medal they can find and pinned it on his breast

[08:44:50] h4 *chest

[08:45:16] h4 but topaz knows the story about your eye, right?

[08:45:17] h4 do you topaz?

[08:45:45] h4 I recall something

[08:47:14] h4 boars are in belgium

[08:47:19] h4 there is one that's even around here

[08:47:35] h4 thought you just spelled it wrong

[08:47:37] h4 .u boers

[08:47:43] h4 oh right

[08:47:56] h4 fifel

[08:48:00] h4 you are drunk

[08:48:03] h4 I know that for a fact

[08:48:05] h4 go to sleep dude

[08:48:38] h4 ye i read that one too

[08:49:06] h4 probably something with having an affair

[08:49:08] h4 been there

[08:49:14] h4 sucks to find out later

[08:49:29] h4 hey that was just an assumption

[08:51:59] h4 what has she done to consider herself evil?

[08:52:22] h4 is she some religious zealot?

[08:52:36] h4 don't stick your dick in crazy :O

[08:53:06] h4 oh the communists again

[08:53:20] h4 and what does that have to do with you?

[08:56:22] h4 sounds like she needs professional help

[08:56:47] h4 .quote add <+topaz> Fuck this place is weird

[08:56:52] h4 oh new quotes

[08:56:53] h4 .quote read 820

[08:57:01] h4 .quote read 819

[08:57:14] h4 .quote read 818

[08:57:20] h4 .quote read 817

[08:57:32] h4 and why doesn't she have said help anymore?

[08:57:38] h4 k bye

[08:58:16] h4 really saphir

[08:58:21] h4 for months no one has heard from you in here

[08:58:29] h4 then you come in to ask a computer related question

[08:58:33] h4 in ComputerTechs channel

[08:58:39] h4 based

[08:58:40] h4 :D

[08:59:17] h4 i thought so too

[08:59:28] h4 but then these little fuckers are causing trouble

[08:59:48] h4 ach bitte freakEeed

[08:59:58] h4 was ist das denn für eine Erwartunghaltung?

[09:00:06] h4 du benutzt Windows. Lass dich überraschen

[09:00:10] h4 never??

[09:00:23] h4 what if ComputerTech dies and notK takes over this channel?

[09:00:37] h4 what if efnet swallows this network?

[09:00:57] h4 but ComputerTech is already drinking himself to death

[09:01:27] h4 oh no, that can be dangerous too

[09:01:30] h4 you could turn into a cat lady

[09:01:32] h4 perhaps get fat too

[09:02:07] h4 they will eat you if you die and aren't found for weeks

[09:02:59] h4 don't rule that out

[09:03:13] h4 I don't know Rudolph

[09:03:14] h4 should I?

[09:03:48] h4 meh

[09:03:54] h4 i never really liked it tbh

[09:05:38] h4 !bang

[09:05:55] h4 but breaking bad was actually good

[09:07:51] h4 !bang

[09:07:53] h4 !reload

[09:07:54] h4 !bang

[09:07:55] h4 !bang

[09:33:19] h4 what bot is highlighting you?

[11:30:09] h4 a game

[11:30:16] h4 you could have find that out by searching you know

[11:30:19] h4 *found

[17:40:09] h4 [18:27:01] phonekait walks in and belches

[17:40:14] h4 ah yes, behaviour like a pig

[17:40:17] h4 the mark of an educated person!

[17:40:43] h4 foxy jest all you like

[17:40:47] h4 but Poul got 74 views

[17:40:53] h4 that's easily 20 more than what he usually gets

[17:42:04] h4 hi Hotties

[17:44:04] h4 bbar?

[17:46:37] h4 Rudolph glad you got that one on ignore

[17:46:42] h4 else you'd be bullying here

[17:47:29] h4 hey ct o/

[17:47:34] h4 sober

[17:47:36] h4 hbu?

[17:47:52] h4 imagine how he feels seeing you here

[17:48:00] h4 gj ComputerTech

[17:48:18] h4 phish Bratwurst

[17:48:35] h4 who needs kraut?

[17:48:38] h4 get some Bratkartoffeln

[17:48:49] h4 or some potato mash

[17:49:10] h4 no british food

[17:49:17] h4 you want to taste something

[17:49:27] h4 lol

[17:50:00] h4 oh my

[17:50:06] h4 I too prefer italian food :D

[17:50:21] h4 does not ring a bell

[17:50:26] h4 chili con carne is not german either

[17:50:27] h4 but easy to make

[17:50:29] h4 Gulasch?

[17:50:54] h4 Rudolph oh?

[17:50:59] h4 lol

[17:51:13] h4 yes

[17:51:22] h4 but I think paprika is also understood by english speakers

[17:51:30] h4 phish get a Döner Kebap

[17:51:37] h4 .t de en fladenbrot

[17:51:43] h4 sauces

[17:51:46] h4 MEAT

[17:51:59] h4 sounds good

[17:52:13] h4 Rudolph I really do not care about anime community

[17:52:23] h4 no

[17:52:31] h4 i mean some other garlic based sauce

[17:52:33] h4 but not tzatziki

[17:52:47] h4 that's like Hackfleisch on pizza

[17:52:50] h4 too heavy for my liking

[17:53:06] h4 phish make some Frikadellen

[17:53:08] h4 you just need

[17:53:23] h4 .t de en Hackfleisch, Salz, Pfeffer, Eier, Paniermehl und Senf

[17:53:31] h4 oh and onions

[17:53:35] h4 mash all of that together

[17:53:40] h4 make some sort of patties out of it

[17:53:46] h4 and just cook them in a pan

[17:53:47] h4 done

[17:53:56] h4 sounds about right

[17:54:36] h4 throw some onions in the pan as well

[17:54:40] h4 while frying the Frikadellen

[17:54:57] h4 you can also apply more spices, there is some sort of "Hackfleischgewürz", no clue what's actually in it

[17:55:05] h4 it's optional though

[17:55:07] h4 tastes great either way

[17:55:14] h4 .t de en frikadellen

[17:55:23] h4 guess meatballs are similar

[17:56:56] h4 then fuck off

[17:57:47] h4 sounds good as well

[18:06:19] h4 .w

[18:06:26] h4 rip winter

[18:06:34] h4 you did NOT?

[18:06:36] h4 pff

[18:07:34] h4 dj [~dale@do.it.4.him] hat den Server verlassen: Quit: mIRC 6.9

[18:07:38] h4 6.9?

[18:07:43] h4 isn't that ancient?

[18:08:07] h4 windows people

[18:19:42] h4 <~ComputerTech> chilling, coding

[18:19:48] h4 new project to abandon later on?

[18:20:10] h4 remember that one time you wanted to check out this one tiny project in python i sent you about simple tracking of a device?

[18:20:16] h4 pepperidge farm remembers

[18:20:40] h4 remember that paste thingie written in Rust called bin that I once told you about?

[18:20:46] h4 you wanted to check that out

[18:20:50] h4 pepperidge farm remembers :D

[18:20:53] h4 oh yeah

[18:20:54] h4 that too

[18:20:58] h4 sur <3

[18:21:24] h4 ComputerTech we all remember your abandoned ideas

[18:21:27] h4 and projects

[18:21:40] h4 remember how you asked for literature?

[18:21:54] h4 I gave you "The Linux Programming Interace" and told you, you'd need some C for that

[18:21:59] h4 you claimed you wanted to pick that up anyways

[18:22:03] h4 then you went python :D

[18:22:25] h4 remember how I told you to read The Art of UNIX Programming, just to pick up concepts and use them in your projects?

[18:22:34] h4 looks like you never even read the preface

[18:22:35] h4 .D

[18:22:36] h4 .D

[18:22:38] h4 goddamn it

[18:22:39] h4 :D

[18:22:44] h4 lol

[18:22:58] h4 he read some of it though

[18:23:03] h4 it's something

[18:23:38] h4 Rudolph I told ComputerTech after seeing his self written paste thingie in python

[18:23:54] h4 that i'd do it in Rust, which will take a while since I'm not proficient in rust yet

[18:23:58] h4 i have not started at all

[18:24:02] h4 I bet I will still beat him :D

[18:24:54] h4 you should kick yourself

[18:24:55] h4 disgusting

[18:24:58] h4 barely proficient in python

[18:25:03] h4 already wanting to fuck with ruby

[18:25:04] h4 wth?

[18:25:22] h4 ruby is ugly as shit imo

[18:25:37] h4 i had to read into the code of Zammad at some point

[18:25:45] h4 because my employer wanted something changed

[18:25:54] h4 and i figured it was easy enough to do it despite not knowing shit about Ruby

[18:25:57] h4 hated every second of it

[18:26:18] h4 you were right Rudolph

[18:26:26] h4 he must have stopped after reading half of the preface

[18:26:42] h4 he grew up with projects never being finished

[18:26:50] h4 it's what he expects

[18:27:03] h4 someone will

[18:27:09] h4 he just won't get a lot of money for it

[18:27:33] h4 beginner level does not require a finished project

[18:27:52] h4 goddamn it ComputerTech

[18:27:57] h4 don't you wanna remove Asshooka at some point?

[18:28:09] h4 every time something's happening that is beyond her skills or knowledge

[18:28:19] h4 she starts reversing to stupid crap

[18:28:23] h4 just to announce that she leaves

[18:28:28] h4 because she is too dull to get it

[18:28:53] h4 i can play iron man by black sabbath on acoustic guitar now

[18:29:01] h4 i try not to sing since I don't like to hear it :D

[18:29:10] h4 i also started playing some blues

[18:29:16] h4 john lee hookers boom boom is quite nice

[18:29:23] h4 also teaches some new "techniques" for bloody rookies like me

[18:29:35] h4 no I have to invest time to get it done properly :D

[18:29:54] h4 I don't even think I'm talented

[18:30:11] h4 it's mostly experience...you get better the more often you do it

[18:30:17] h4 as is with every skill

[18:30:35] h4 buuut

[18:30:40] h4 the electric guitar will probably arrive tomorrow

[18:30:47] h4 Rudolph true

[18:30:52] h4 also he is 21

[18:31:05] h4 it's not like he's 50+ and probably won't get sufficient

[18:31:12] h4 he has time to develop his skill

[18:31:21] h4 but working in the industry is a must ComputerTech

[18:31:38] h4 will probably be a grind though

[18:31:43] h4 you either love it or get grinded

[18:31:57] h4 omg

[18:32:03] h4 his views will skyrocket

[18:32:05] h4 100 by tomorrow

[18:32:12] h4 ComputerTech do that, it's fun imo :D

[18:32:24] h4 .yt john lee hooker boom boom acoustic guitar

[18:32:53] h4 fuck you itchyjunk

[18:33:33] h4 foxy just kick at will

[18:33:38] h4 see?

[18:33:41] h4 he is asking for it too

[18:33:53] h4 <&Rudolph> Just come out of the closet already, ComputerTech.

[18:33:55] h4 lol funny thing

[18:34:02] h4 the gays in #gaychat said he was in the closet

[18:34:23] h4 good kick Serion

[18:34:41] h4 no bullshit with Serion

[18:34:55] h4 oh

[18:34:57] h4 .ban [_]

[18:34:59] h4 well then

[18:35:20] h4 bad ComputerTech!

[18:35:31] h4 wb bitchy

[18:35:32] h4 *itchy

[18:35:48] h4 why?

[18:35:57] h4 oh god

[18:36:02] h4 stop petting people meowing

[18:36:04] h4 it's weird

[18:36:10] h4 and it should not be rewarded

[18:36:21] h4 this shit brought idiots like kuro in

[18:36:50] h4 yes

[18:36:53] h4 enough trophies around

[18:37:05] h4 quick, give him & too

[18:37:16] h4 lies!

[18:37:28] h4 .k Serion :(

[18:37:57] h4 like english cuisine

[18:38:09] h4 those were the times, huh?

[18:38:19] h4 Serion because weirdoes like Kuro-chan needed it

[18:38:28] h4 and others that got kicked around by me

[18:38:44] h4 Serion have you tried just plainly insulting ComputerTech?

[18:38:51] h4 like out of nowhere yelling sheep fucker

[18:38:57] h4 or just belch a little

[18:39:05] h4 seems to have worked for at least one &

[18:40:06] h4 Serion wdym weakness?

[18:40:09] h4 like there was only one

[18:40:21] h4 .quote random

[18:40:37] h4 but foxy he is sObEr!1!1

[18:40:54] h4 vodka-o

[18:40:56] h4 got it

[18:42:08] h4 ComputerTech screws the driver

[18:42:16] h4 and enjoys it

[18:42:31] h4 i better tell jeff

[18:44:44] h4 ComputerTech don't huh me

[18:45:43] h4 a new one

[18:45:44] h4 give him &

[18:45:46] h4 quick! :d

[18:46:06] h4 before he leaves again

[18:50:21] h4 Rudolph speak german to him

[18:50:35] h4 he's a Schluchtenscheißer after all

[18:50:56] h4 so? What'S the worse that could happen?

[18:51:07] h4 fuck

[18:51:13] h4 40 or more decline pushups

[18:51:15] h4 brb

[18:52:55] h4 pfff

[18:52:58] h4 that was horrible

[18:53:03] h4 either i'm getting fatter

[18:53:05] h4 or weaker

[18:53:16] h4 the first 40 are okay

[18:53:20] h4 the next 30 are meh

[18:53:24] h4 the last 10 are disgusting

[18:53:30] h4 i stopped time

[18:53:35] h4 takes me roughly 1 minute

[18:53:37] h4 for the first set

[18:53:53] h4 audi yo master queef!

[18:54:02] h4 !bang

[18:54:09] h4 audi that's fine

[18:54:13] h4 show me the haters

[18:54:15] h4 I will handle them

[18:54:38] h4 ok

[18:54:42] h4 now show me one of the bullies

[18:54:50] h4 Rudolph that's not funny

[18:54:58] h4 it can lead to serious complications

[18:55:19] h4 ComputerTech is desperate enough

[18:55:24] h4 it only needs some temperature

[18:55:44] h4 great song ComputerTech

[18:55:49] h4 give us more art from today

[18:56:00] h4 audi what's wrong?

[18:56:05] h4 did you queef too hard?

[18:57:50] h4 audi oh that's not good

[18:57:55] h4 does you arm feel weird as well?

[18:58:13] h4 <~ComputerTech> Rudolph: but i live with my parents, so idk what i'll do when i live on my own

[18:58:16] h4 ach du Scheiße!

[18:58:18] h4 with 21

[18:58:21] h4 saying shit like that

[18:58:27] h4 grow a pair you twat

[18:58:41] h4 it's easier than you think

[18:58:45] h4 whatß

[18:58:46] h4 so never?

[18:58:51] h4 your poor parents

[18:58:57] h4 have you told them that as well?

[18:59:15] h4 yeah so did I

[18:59:25] h4 lived in the house of my parents

[18:59:28] h4 but I rented the upper floor

[18:59:35] h4 still

[18:59:43] h4 I did not tell them I'd move out once I find a girlfriend

[18:59:50] h4 you know you won't likely find a girl on irc, right?

[19:00:06] h4 i mean if you settle for crazy, stupid or at least half a fortnight away

[19:00:08] h4 maybe

[19:00:15] h4 probably at a bar

[19:00:17] h4 you can be alcoholics together

[19:00:19] h4 so cute!!

[19:00:35] h4 yeah

[19:00:39] h4 you better bring something to the table then

[19:00:47] h4 being a bitch usually does not work

[19:00:56] h4 you'd probably have a better chance if you come off as a twat

[19:01:22] h4 the only thing ComputerTech brings into the relationship

[19:01:28] h4 is a problem with alcohol

[19:01:30] h4 and irc baggage

[19:01:44] h4 Rudolph those will just keep being abandoned

[19:01:52] h4 ComputerTech really?

[19:01:57] h4 are women that easy in ireland?

[19:02:08] h4 throw money at her, tell her you love her and don't treat her like shit

[19:02:10] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[19:02:15] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for being annoying

[19:03:08] h4 [_] you still wanna be permabannedß

[19:03:09] h4 ?

[19:03:24] h4 are you certain?

[19:03:32] h4 [_]

[19:03:35] h4 certain?

[19:03:38] h4 okay then

[19:03:44] h4 .k [_]

[19:03:45] h4 no banning

[19:05:06] h4 that would solve the problem

[19:05:27] h4 no need to be banned

[19:05:32] h4 if he gets kicked from the plane midflight

[19:05:51] h4 or gets one last flight home

[19:06:14] h4 no thank you

[19:06:38] h4 how is that controversial?

[19:07:00] h4 quick ComputerTech

[19:07:02] h4 & him

[19:07:02] h4 !!

[19:07:38] h4 audi still good to get it checked

[19:07:46] h4 just to rule out it's the heart

[19:07:48] h4 hey lsi

[19:07:52] h4 why are you no SOP yet?

[19:07:56] h4 holla at ComputerTech please

[19:08:03] h4 you should get the same newbie treatment as everybody elese

[19:08:19] h4 close

[19:08:34] h4 Rudolph behave

[19:08:39] h4 audi is in the hospital right now

[19:08:42] h4 don't send him upsetting content

[19:08:50] h4 lsi and already @

[19:09:00] h4 .u muhamarra

[19:09:19] h4 ffs ComputerTech

[19:09:24] h4 stop with your shitty music

[19:09:25] h4 will you?

[19:09:32] h4 to code with

[19:09:33] h4 fuck off

[19:09:45] h4 hirschmilch radio is okay to code with

[19:09:47] h4 synphaera fm

[19:09:52] h4 deep space radio

[19:09:57] h4 but not that shit

[19:10:20] h4 omfg ComputerTech

[19:10:24] h4 what is this niki niki shit!?

[19:10:32] h4 i get ptsd from that

[19:10:39] h4 from the fucktwat ravers back in my day

[19:10:47] h4 take some fucking mdma to it

[19:11:03] h4 you should be banned ComputerTech

[19:11:40] h4 yes

[19:12:05] h4 you can't undo this shit

[19:12:34] h4 Kumool is siding with common sense

[19:12:39] h4 we just arrived at the same conclusion

[19:12:51] h4 phish I don't like that cover

[19:13:01] h4 her voice is too soft for the song

[19:13:06] h4 she should drink and smoke more

[19:13:54] h4 no

[19:13:59] h4 just no

[19:14:56] h4 you know ComputerTech

[19:15:00] h4 i hope you stub your toe and break it

[19:15:06] h4 and shortly before you recovered from the broken toe

[19:15:10] h4 you shall hit it again

[19:15:14] h4 every time

[19:15:16] h4 until you kick the bucket

[19:15:36] h4 phish you know

[19:15:39] h4 her voice fits much better

[19:16:02] h4 KICK COMPUTERTECH!

[19:16:30] h4 Kumool just holla at foxy

[19:16:34] h4 she might kick ComputerTech

[19:16:43] h4 MAGIC will probably do it as well

[19:16:56] h4 I bet if you showed Peorth what ComputerTech did

[19:16:59] h4 even he would kick ComputerTech

[19:17:34] h4 ysalamiri: s/u guys are nutz for these kicks huh/why isn't anybody kicking me?/

[19:22:01] h4 you should be

[19:22:27] h4 Fensta life as a brit must be depressing

[19:22:35] h4 food has no taste, economy is fucked

[19:22:44] h4 your beer is shit

[19:22:49] h4 at least our beer and food is nice

[19:23:06] h4 there were bad chapters, true

[19:23:09] h4 but all in all quite glorious :D

[19:23:17] h4 we had the first rockets

[19:23:36] h4 we revolutionized armed warfare by using a lot of panzers at once

[19:24:03] h4 we had the first jets

[19:24:20] h4 while you food rapists were still flying with common planes

[19:25:03] h4 Fensta ye

[19:25:14] h4 soviets and americunts got the german scientists

[19:25:25] h4 people that should have been swinging

[19:25:32] h4 got great careers in a new country instead

[19:25:58] h4 we also had the greatest looking uniforms in any war

[19:26:03] h4 !bang

[19:26:08] h4 !reload

[19:26:14] h4 !shop 14 ComputerTech

[19:26:16] h4 !shop 15 ComputerTech

[19:26:17] h4 !shop 16 ComputerTech

[19:26:45] h4 Fensta plus we once were a country with a lot of culture

[19:26:51] h4 our own culture

[19:26:58] h4 not the one we stole from all over the world and parked in our museums

[19:27:31] h4 alright gotta jerk off now

[19:27:38] h4 lets see if I can do that faster than 40 pushups

[20:11:25] h4 whoa

[20:11:27] h4 what happened to frosty?

[20:11:52] h4 hi bye deac o/

[20:11:54] h4 whose dog is shit?

[20:12:03] h4 Fensta I quite liked it

[20:12:11] h4 something I actually paid attention to when watching

[20:12:24] h4 instead of these shitty superhero and or action movies that don't even require a real story

[20:12:51] h4 stfu Ahsoka

[20:12:52] h4 .kb Ahsoka

[20:13:26] h4 insulted me

[20:13:49] h4 think so too

[20:14:28] h4 bbl

[20:15:33] h4 Fensta please hammer that into her brain

[20:15:36] h4 :D

[20:15:39] h4 you cheap fuck deac

[20:16:33] h4 !shop 16 freacra

[20:23:17] h4 Rudolph delete the account

[20:23:19] h4 easiest

[20:23:42] h4 seems legit

[20:23:44] h4 send them your password

[20:23:48] h4 or follow their link

[20:23:50] h4 to sign in

[20:41:32] h4 hey mrinfinity o/

[20:47:57] h4 Rudolph that's nice

[20:48:08] h4 wish I could homebrew mine :(

[20:48:15] h4 it's useless to me if locked down

[20:48:33] h4 ye but you probably updated it too

[20:48:56] h4 i thought about buying the zelda games for nsw

[20:49:15] h4 but I refuse to connect it to the internet

[20:49:33] h4 I don't trust devices that are basically remote controlled by the vendor

[20:52:26] h4 the internet is just full of shit nowadays :(

[20:52:41] h4 fucking corporations everywhere

[20:52:54] h4 invading, snooping and forcing people to use their crap

[20:54:24] h4 Herr Frogorg

[20:54:41] h4 what happened Frogorg?

[21:28:31] h4 schade

[21:30:11] h4 ich hingegen bin ignorant und spreche weder Polnisch noch Schwedisch

[21:30:18] h4 aber Englisch und etwas Spanisch

[21:31:49] h4 seemed like that to me :P

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