Wednesday, December 13, 2023
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Aerith
wedgies ComputerTech, and irish666 then does a final fantasy victory pose
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wildting2
one of the victim-friends decides wtf, y u takin my cat with u in the car, hopes on the trunk, falls off and hits his head on the ground
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wildting2
the victim-friend ended up with a concussion, skull fractures, and a brain bleed
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irish666
final fantasy? is that like the final solution
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Aerith
Its the video game franchise
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wildting2
wont know the sentence for the accused till january tho XD
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Aerith
is Ahsoka
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Hotties
hi wildting2 Aerith
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irish666
wildting2: dunno how you manage it lol
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irish666
law everyday got to me haha
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wildting2
i havent even gotten to fent boy or mohawk dude
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wildting2
caught with 59 grams of fent
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wildting2
u ingest all of that in one go - almost instant death
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wildting2
yeah needless to say, charged with trafficking
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Neo_Nemesis
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so...
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TheFatherMind
Listend to it all the time when it came out.
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irish666
oh i like the mysic video
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wildting2
u need to watch Rent A Girlfriend, then re-listen to that song
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Serion
A guy got his car stolen and it awas found a few days later it was found burnt out in a field. I asked the owner and policy holder if you got the name of the Dog walker that found his car, to which he replied 'No, I didn't get his name'.
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irish666
i have to get up early
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Serion
How did he inform you the car was there? I ask
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irish666
fuckin dispensary delivers with no tracking early
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Aerith
sends a fire ball at Neo_Nemesis while battle music plays in the background
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Serion
Ohh err, he posted it on a local facebook group
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Neo_Nemesis
takes 46 damage
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Serion
I cancelled his claim on the basis they had been facebook friends for 4 years
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Aerith
Royal mail probably hates you too
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Neo_Nemesis
usese Marasume and runs the blade thru Aerith from behind, classicly of course, making her drop the white materia.
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irish666
hmmm could be one of those people who add everyone in town
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wildting2
Serion, are u an underwriterÉ
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wildting2
Q/$"/$ canadian keyboard
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Serion
Im a claim handler for a total loss department for a insurance firm / underwriter - the company many brokers sell policies for
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wildting2
ah yes, i used to work with underwriters
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Serion
I love my job
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wildting2
the stories they'd tell....
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Serion
Im still new and training
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irish666
how old are ya serion
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Serion
Ive learnt never to tell taxi drivers where you work in small talk
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Aerith
I think i have been playing too much final fantasy 7 remake lately
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Serion
Mentally or actually
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Serion
mentally im a teenager xD
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wildting2
... or uber drivers for that matter
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irish666
i tell taxi drivers my english is very bad in perfect london accent
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Serion
lol uber drivers
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irish666
and they just talk shit about me lol
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Neo_Nemesis
Aerith: I havent played it yet but seen trailers ;_;
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Aerith
I have been accused of being mentally 7
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Serion
if an uber driver crashes their car, and we found out they're using the car for their uber side hustle
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Serion
that claim is getting thrown out 95% of the time
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Neo_Nemesis
quietly sits in the corner and plays classic FF7 on a dusty yellowed PS1
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wildting2
i remember having to file paperwork for student drivers after theyd had one accident
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irish666
lol guess the pros of living in this uv-1 place
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Neo_Nemesis
irish666: I think the originals can, IDK I dont have one physically, just a emu but I got a PS2
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wildting2
literally annual policies that were retardedly expensive due to the accident
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Aerith
Neo_Nemesis the second part of Final Fantasy 7 Remake is coming out at the end of February next year
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irish666
i own a ps1 and a "psone"
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Serion
I di feel bad for the kids / young / new drivers for sure
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ComputerTech
why do uber cars have to be so small usually
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irish666
you know the playstation for the car
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ComputerTech
i always am hitting my head inside the car
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Neo_Nemesis
Aerith: I'll play it eventually.
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Peorth
<@irish666> ps1 can yellow? < any plasstic can yellow
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Neo_Nemesis
Aerith: I lost my copy of Dirge of Cerberus, and it pisses me off every time I think about it ;_;
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Aerith
I played classic ff7 on my uncles ps1 when i was 7
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Neo_Nemesis
Aerith: you must be a teenager as I was a teenager when FF7 came out @_@
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irish666
as the average height n weight for the uk everything is ✅ (still kinda small)
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Internets
[W|A] human | height (convert Nakwon You | height to kilometers) = (data not available)
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Serion
did you know,
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Neo_Nemesis
I also lended a copy of FF8 to a friend, he lost DISC 1 D:<
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Serion
a really Good car for tall people
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Serion
is a mini cooper?
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Serion
seats very low down :3
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Aerith
It was lucky my uncle still had ps1
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wildting2
would be fun to open the uber map and watch as they come towards u, see your 400 lb fat ass, then see their car on the map TURN AROUND
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irish666
yeah still rubbish cause we're getting taller
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ComputerTech
Serion: you're like 6'8 or some shit ye?
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ComputerTech
runs
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Serion
people dont get impressed by that dimension though
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irish666
and obviously infrastructure isn't future proofing against human height increase
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Serion
tell people I have size 14 feet and *that* shocks people
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ComputerTech
Serion sticks a cucumber down his trousers to make up for it
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ComputerTech
runs
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Serion
I had a girl laugh at my penis before
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Aerith
But my uncles ps1 ended up being stolen
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wildting2
did u laugh at her A cups?
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ComputerTech
pets Sander
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ComputerTech
pets Serion
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Serion
she proper laughed at it too
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Serion
Nah she was lovely
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Serion
I don't think she was insulting me
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Aerith
Both genitals are scary looking
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ComputerTech
Serion: wanna try break my pastebin i'm coding?
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Serion
she said "HAHA! I aint putting that in me!"
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TheFatherMind
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ComputerTech
Serion: wanna try break my pastebin i'm coding?
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ComputerTech
Serion: wanna try break my pastebin i'm coding?
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ComputerTech
Serion: wanna try break my pastebin i'm coding?
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ComputerTech
Serion: wanna try break my pastebin i'm coding?
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ComputerTech
Serion: wanna try break my pastebin i'm coding?
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ComputerTech
Serion: wanna try break my pastebin i'm coding?
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ComputerTech
it'd have to be in pm only of the link
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irish666
bruv youre giving me ptsd over your own sexual experience
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Serion
You have a good suggestion for a self hosted imgur
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Serion
irish666, it was a positive experience
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Serion
despite the blue balls
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bandit
there is already a imgur clone out
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irish666
okay whatever you like lol
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bandit
no need to code it
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irish666
i need to turn some iron into rust
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Serion
(it was too big for her)
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tr
[T] <+ChanRank> (ChanRank): Raptorbot is an idler or unknown...
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ComputerTech
did irish quit because i spammed? :(
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Aerith
If genitals arent scary why is sex called bumping uglies by some
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ComputerTech
hands bandit a beer
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Aerith
is Ahsoka
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Internets
[W|A] current time in Isle of Man (British Crown dependency) = 12:22:02 am GMT | Wednesday, December 13, 2023
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Aerith
Im just in a final fantasy nick mood
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Internets
[W|A] sunset | Toronto, Ontario, Canada | today = 4:40 pm EST
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Internets
(not accounting for local atmospheric conditions, which can have a several-minute effect)
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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Aerith
They changed when a character runs out of HP in Final Fantasy 7 remake instead of seemingly dying it now says they fell unconscious
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.4s, which makes you a total of 986 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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RicoSuav3
joined #computertech
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DoctorGoatLips
joined #computertech
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mrinfinity
im trying to outcode ComputerTech but i sux
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mrinfinity
flowstates are hard to achieve
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mrinfinity
make a webpanel for your bot, nerd
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mrinfinity
and open source it with MIT license
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ComputerTech
eh, been busy, haven't washed my hair, etc
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Rizon
set mode +o irish666
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irish666
joined #computertech
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esjay
ComputerTech needs it to be long so it can be pulled
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Internets
:: London, GB :: Wednesday Light Rain 8C / 46F 7C / 46F :: Thursday Overcast Clouds 8C / 46F 8C / 46F :: Friday Overcast Clouds 7C / 46F 7C / 46F :: Saturday Light Rain 7C / 44F 7C / 44F ::
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irish666
i installed what3words onto my watch
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esjay
Aerith; you should just go by Ultimecia
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Angel
ComputerTech: Gentle reminder that Billy is gay and \g loves Batman
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End3r
How do you make it do that?
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Angel
ComputerTech: Okay, will remind at 2023-12-13 - 00:41:55UTC
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.89s, which makes you a total of 102 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -3 xp] [wild fire: -5 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's gun to him.
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Angel
ComputerTech: End3r likes dicks
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Syndus
^ and that's where irish people come from
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Syndus
5:41 PM <DoctorGoatLips> pm ComputerTech 5:41 PM <~ ComputerTech> k
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Syndus
Not right meow, playing my game bud
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Aerith
I assumed ComputerTech came picked from tge nerd tree
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Aerith
Nerds, Dorks and Geeks dont grow on trees?
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Syndus
We're tubers
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Aerith
But i kinda pictured ComputerTech more of a mushroom since he grows on people like a fungus a literal fun guy
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End3r
ComputerTech, ty
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Serion
Computertech is abusing my adhd hyperfocus
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Serion
End3r what was that site you gave me an invite too yonks ago
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anon8989
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LimitServ
set mode +l 258
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ComputerTech
<Serion> Computertech is abusing my adhd hyperfocus
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
ComputerTech is wanting users to "Gnarfal his Garthok" by proxy.....
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esjay
2.4ghz dongles interfering with bluetooth
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esjay
this is stupid
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esjay
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS; I will finger a hole into your navel and shit in it
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
direct all dirty talk to ComputerTech. kthx.
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ComputerTech
esjay: this is the pastebin i was talking about yesterday when my pastebin flashbanged your eyes
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esjay
ComputerTech; why doesn't pasting work in it?
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esjay
Error submitting paste. Please check your connection and try again
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esjay
lmao what
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esjay
And again
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esjay
ComputerTech; pls
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tr
[T] <~Valware> esjay how many lines ;p
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tr
[T] <~Valware> I broke it at 556000 lines
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esjay
Valware, no clue
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esjay
I lost track
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tr
[T] <~Valware> lol
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tr
[T] <~Valware> XD
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tr
[T] <~Valware> yess esjay XD
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ComputerTech
you both ladies are fucking breaking it too hard
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tr
[T] <~Valware> I pasted it into a text editor with line numbers
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Syndus
E3 is forever canceled
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Syndus
salutes
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esjay
ComputerTech; I have some .cs files that are 671750 lines
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esjay
How am I supposed to share code?
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tr
[T] <~Valware> rofl
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ComputerTech
shakes fist at esjay
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esjay
WHY DID I CLICK IT
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Syndus
Imah wreck it!
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esjay
I KNEW I WAS GOING TO FLASHBANG MYSELF
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ComputerTech
runs
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tr
[T] <~Valware> lol ComputerTech: "try and break this"
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tr
[T] <~Valware> also ComputerTech: "yeah use this instead"
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misterpickles
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tr
[T] <~Valware> STAHP BRAKIN MAH TOYZ
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ComputerTech
>aight lets send 500 fucking thousand lines at it
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esjay
uploads copyrighted source code to elitepaste
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esjay
I CAN'T EVEN PASTE IN ACTUAL FUCKING SOURCE CODE WTF
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Peorth
brb pasting gigabytes of text into it
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esjay
Peorth; good luck
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Syndus
Mystery pickles
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esjay
I can't even paste a 3.5MB file with 77355 lines
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Syndus
Mr. E. Pickles
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tr
[T] <~Valware> in your broken shit lol
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tr
[T] <~Valware> it's just motivation to make it better :*
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ComputerTech
grumbles
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ckg
deleted a lot of new documentation
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ckg
in a project
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ckg
thanks git
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esjay
congrats