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[06:47:15] h4 so ComputerTech

[06:47:26] h4 you spent the last few nights up

[06:47:33] h4 got little sleep tonight

[06:47:37] h4 don't you have a job or anything? :D

[06:47:47] h4 that requires you to be at least somewhat awake

[06:48:37] h4 which work is it this time?

[06:48:44] h4 you're not in the hotel waiting for clients

[06:49:05] h4 so if I came to you with ony of my barbie dolls that lost its head

[06:49:07] h4 you'd fix that?

[06:49:51] h4 still confused what your actual job is

[06:49:59] h4 you said mechanic once

[06:50:01] h4 fixing trucks

[06:50:07] h4 then you wait for clients in a shady hotel

[06:50:11] h4 like an escort

[06:50:16] h4 now you fix everything?

[06:50:59] h4 so you don't really have a job

[06:51:05] h4 your parents are throwing you a bone so to speak

[06:51:34] h4 that means with 21 years of age

[06:51:44] h4 you have nothing to show for should you ever want to apply for a job in the real world

[06:52:18] h4 sure but what if the company of your parents one day goes bankrupt?

[06:52:35] h4 could not say if they're worth a lot

[06:52:42] h4 they have always been smirked at

[06:53:06] h4 guess it depends on the degree

[06:53:14] h4 oh school degree

[06:53:19] h4 thought you meant university level

[06:53:45] h4 21 und bald Hauptschulabschluss :D

[06:54:32] h4 looking for a job as dev then?

[06:54:42] h4 you'd either have to move or work remotely

[06:55:16] h4 <TheFatherMind> I have no degrees.

[06:55:20] h4 but we know you can script

[06:55:33] h4 or get your hands on a script someone else wrote

[06:56:11] h4 they do?

[06:56:16] h4 how much are they willing to pay?

[06:56:42] h4 that's very vague

[06:56:47] h4 1k a week

[06:56:51] h4 for a self taught programmer

[06:56:54] h4 without degrees

[06:57:24] h4 yeah but you gotta know people to get in in the first place

[06:57:43] h4 from your job as an escort

[06:57:45] h4 smart move

[06:57:50] h4 what?

[06:57:53] h4 I complimented you

[06:58:17] h4 unbelievable

[07:00:25] h4 guess that's fair but you should never let the employer know that

[07:00:46] h4 they will definetely exploit it

[07:00:47] h4 and abuse you

[07:00:52] h4 but they are paying

[07:00:56] h4 guess it's like your old job then

[07:01:34] h4 ...

[07:01:37] h4 if I explain it now

[07:01:39] h4 it won't be funny

[07:02:00] h4 the one that has the same name as that one Ford

[07:02:02] h4 !bang

[07:02:43] h4 btw ComputerTech

[07:02:45] h4 fucking dhl

[07:02:48] h4 they delivered the

[07:02:50] h4 .t de en verstärker

[07:03:00] h4 but not the damn guitar

[07:03:14] h4 indeed

[07:03:19] h4 they will

[07:03:24] h4 i hope today

[07:03:30] h4 else I'd have to call and remind them of a package

[07:03:37] h4 that sits idly in their warehouse

[07:03:39] h4 no

[07:03:45] h4 I will just quit IRC and become a rockstar

[07:03:51] h4 you will never hear from me again

[07:03:56] h4 oh well

[07:03:57] h4 you will

[07:04:00] h4 if I develop a drug problem

[07:04:15] h4 or because I got several kids with women I barely know

[07:04:23] h4 I don't wanna die with 27

[07:04:26] h4 besides i'm already past that

[07:04:32] h4 and he was a lefty

[07:05:32] h4 wow

[07:05:37] h4 you're not gonna get backstage access

[07:05:39] h4 when i'm famous

[07:05:49] h4 you are picky

[07:05:58] h4 it worked well as "die with 27"

[07:06:11] h4 MAGIC will become part of the band

[07:06:12] h4 as singer

[07:06:15] h4 he already is famous after all

[07:06:17] h4 .yt magic rude

[07:06:39] h4 i'd be stupid not to use that to my advantage

[07:07:39] h4 it's drizzling here

[07:07:45] h4 nope

[07:07:46] h4 I win

[07:07:49] h4 most humidity

[07:07:52] h4 wir sind hier richtig feucht

[07:08:17] h4 congratulations, you won!

[07:08:24] h4 want to receive your price right now?

[07:08:30] h4 her eit is

[07:08:33] h4 fuck your wishes!

[07:08:42] h4 SLAPP SLAPP SLAPP

[07:08:45] h4 NO ??

[07:08:55] h4 oh ugh

[07:08:58] h4 i feel filthy now

[07:09:17] h4 ComputerTech not wear no pantikens

[07:10:16] h4 what was the topic before that?

[07:10:54] h4 did you witness his coming out?

[07:10:55] h4 it was glorious

[07:12:42] h4 say ComputerTech

[07:12:47] h4 why did Poul ever leave your channel?

[07:12:59] h4 did I have something to do with it?

[07:13:23] h4 thought you were friends

[07:13:28] h4 he made a video for your birthday

[07:13:30] h4 wth?

[07:13:59] h4 he was part of technet??

[07:14:05] h4 glad I never went there

[07:14:11] h4 why?

[07:14:17] h4 what made you think it was a good idea?

[07:14:25] h4 you did not know about the cooking?

[07:14:36] h4 you thought Poul was cool

[07:14:40] h4 and Aimee was sexy based on the name?

[07:14:47] h4 until you saw her in a video

[07:14:51] h4 now you think she is more than sexy :D

[07:15:08] h4 bandit please tell me you are talking about technet and not Pouls house :D

[07:15:20] h4 so all the garbage crept in

[07:15:28] h4 because ComputerTech did not know them

[07:15:31] h4 omg

[07:15:36] h4 i can only imagine the smell around that woman

[07:16:11] h4 !shop 16 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[07:16:13] h4 !shop 15 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[07:16:15] h4 !shop 14 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[07:16:32] h4 jfc ComputerTech

[07:16:38] h4 what kind of people did you hang out with?

[07:16:58] h4 snek, poul and ComputerTech together in a sauna

[07:17:01] h4 nobody is wearing pants

[07:17:12] h4 poul putting on his cutest smile

[07:17:17] h4 ComputerTech counting the missing teeth

[07:17:33] h4 brb

[07:17:45] h4 i have to take a shit you twat

[07:17:45] h4 :D

[07:27:30] h4 syntax of the bots database

[07:27:36] h4 this sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about

[07:27:44] h4 I can see you having a bright future in Consulting

[07:28:14] h4 also calling JSON a database...

[07:28:16] h4 sure bandit

[07:28:29] h4 $tell ChRoNiC <&bandit> can you let chronic know his file has been uploaded <&bandit> Taylor.Swift.The.Eras.Tour.2023.Extended.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX.mkv

[07:28:50] h4 i hope

[07:28:58] h4 he took a long time to figure out search and replace

[07:29:05] h4 ok gotta suffer through a meeting know

[07:29:07] h4 gimme an hour :x

[07:57:08] h4 pass ma uff du Knallkopp

[07:57:17] h4 gleich scheppert es hier aber

[08:44:04] h4 oh no

[08:44:07] h4 if it isn't Rudolph himself

[09:15:33] h4 who is andre braugher

[09:15:34] h4 ß

[09:15:35] h4 ?

[10:55:13] h4 no?

[10:55:58] h4 SLAPP SLAPP SLAPPP

[10:56:00] h4 NO ??

[10:56:32] h4 if hay ppl

[10:56:35] h4 Syndus what are hay people?

[10:56:49] h4 it sounds great

[11:13:21] h4 are you still doing horrible jokes Rudolph?

[11:13:59] h4 hey mrinfinity

[11:14:09] h4 you got a point

[11:15:35] h4 you got a scoreboard

[11:15:35] h4 nice

[11:17:09] h4 !bang

[16:21:34] h4 .k Rudolph

[16:22:00] h4 one does not simply say h4 and poul in the same sentence

[16:22:22] h4 \g you probably know him

[16:22:25] h4 he was friends with ComputerTech

[16:22:46] h4 whatever you do, avoid Pouls Kitchen on youtube

[16:23:05] h4 zof and the braindead chubby woman that looks like brain damage is contagious

[17:52:10] h4 oh fuck

[17:52:13] h4 this ComputerTech guy

[17:52:38] h4 that's what she said

[17:53:01] h4 ComputerTech your red nosed menstruation enjoyer is kinda annoying today

[17:56:50] h4 Aerith who tf are you?

[17:57:05] h4 oh dear

[17:59:23] h4 feels like I need to redo my action

[17:59:27] h4 I am already annoyed

[18:00:32] h4 i am tempted

[18:01:29] h4 oh btw Rudolph

[18:01:37] h4 you told me about the game you played with your niece and nephew

[18:01:41] h4 hiding in plain sight

[18:01:47] h4 I did something similar with my niece today

[18:01:58] h4 the kids we played as playmobil figures hid a chest for others

[18:02:13] h4 only hidden in plain sight

[18:02:26] h4 we merely let the other know which one of her playmobil buildings the chest was in

[18:02:29] h4 but never where exactly

[18:02:33] h4 and the kids had to search it then

[18:02:36] h4 she really enjoyed it

[18:02:54] h4 oh i'm sorry

[18:02:57] h4 did I speak to you ComputerTech?

[18:03:56] h4 that was supposed to be a joke ComputerTech

[18:04:00] h4 please don'T cry

[18:05:04] h4 sad

[20:13:38] h4 <~ComputerTech> i'm so excited xd

[20:13:43] h4 what is the excitement about?

[20:13:49] h4 what new and exciting things will it contain?

[20:14:15] h4 eat rocks deadly

[20:14:25] h4 <~ComputerTech> just more better peformance

[20:14:28] h4 oof

[20:14:35] h4 every shitty AI could have answered that better

[20:14:45] h4 also very vague points

[20:14:57] h4 .k deadly

[20:15:10] h4 great idea

[20:15:29] h4 so ComputerTech

[20:15:35] h4 I get that one is excited for new stuff

[20:15:49] h4 but there is nothing really great new stuff about that

[20:15:58] h4 it just gets up-to-date software, new kernels and such

[20:16:12] h4 ComputerTech is excited about erect stuff

[20:16:49] h4 are you excited about the newest archiso every month too?

[20:17:00] h4 why not?

[20:17:04] h4 it's more or less the same

[20:17:07] h4 just happens more frequently

[20:17:14] h4 and the changes are smaller obviously

[20:18:30] h4 fuck your project

[20:18:32] h4 wth?

[20:18:43] h4 what kind of project is it?

[20:19:16] h4 WHAT IS IT!?

[20:19:23] h4 yeah fuck your project then

[20:19:41] h4 why can't you talk about it?

[20:19:52] h4 mrinfinity dude

[20:19:55] h4 there is this thing

[20:19:57] h4 it really bothers me

[20:20:02] h4 i am losing sleep over it

[20:20:07] h4 but I can't talk about it

[20:22:00] h4 mrinfinity ah yes

[20:22:03] h4 reinventing wheels all over again

[20:22:08] h4 I know a guy that does that a lot too

[20:22:21] h4 his nick is something with computer

[20:28:06] h4 ComputerTech hmm

[20:28:08] h4 computerguy comes close

[20:28:14] h4 btw computerguy

[20:28:19] h4 my electric guitar has arrived

[20:28:37] h4 at my parents place because they are more likely to be home than me

[20:28:43] h4 but I will pick it up tomorrow after work

[20:29:04] h4 DickCheney harley benton hb-35

[20:30:30] h4 no clue what that means DickCheney

[21:04:12] h4 Herr Frogorg

[21:04:38] h4 rude

[21:04:51] h4 what did you do to him ComputerTech?

[21:05:11] h4 did you uwu and owo and gay-attack him?

[21:05:24] h4 are you sure?

[21:05:40] h4 i bet it was you

[21:05:43] h4 i knew it!

[21:05:50] h4 and you admit it too :O

[21:05:52] h4 THE AUDACITY

[21:06:08] h4 welch Chuzpe!!

[21:06:43] h4 no wonder frogorg leaves here

[21:06:47] h4 because of you

[21:07:17] h4 End3r novation?

[21:07:26] h4 ctum?

[21:07:41] h4 Hurensohn

[21:07:42] h4 who was it?

[21:07:59] h4 inauguration?

[21:08:04] h4 you confuse me

[21:08:08] h4 .t de en inauguration

[21:08:10] h4 lol

[21:08:15] h4 .t en de inauguration

[21:08:17] h4 yes

[21:08:30] h4 thx Chiester

[21:08:50] h4 Chiester is full of Klabusterbeeren

[21:09:09] h4 nascht auch bestimmt gerne Klabusterbeeren

[21:49:19] h4 damn...those puns

[21:49:30] h4 you guys made him leave too

[21:49:47] h4 major cunts

[21:49:48] h4 later o/

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