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[00:10:21] tr [S] <~phish> new miyazaki is out i haven't found a torrent yet though

[01:08:57] tr [S] <~phish> do you scream your own name when you masturbate foxy?

[01:17:25] tr [S] <~phish> pretty sure ct jerks it to himself in the mirror

[01:17:32] tr [S] <~phish> so wouldn't be surprised

[02:06:47] tr [S] <~phish> what manual audi

[02:07:03] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[02:07:05] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[02:09:36] tr [S] <~phish> its on iptorrents

[02:37:07] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[02:46:19] tr [S] <~phish> hate pharmacists smug pieces of shit

[02:47:29] tr [S] <~phish> just give me my prednisone and shut the fuck up

[02:58:03] tr [S] <~phish> yes lets prescribe ssris snris and other poorly understood drugs instead of ones that actually work

[02:58:11] tr [S] <~phish> love it

[02:58:41] tr [S] <~phish> i am not

[02:58:51] tr [S] <~phish> there's way too many unintended side effects

[02:59:58] tr [S] <~phish> ok big pharma

[03:00:02] tr [S] <~phish> keep pushing your ssris

[03:00:27] tr [S] <~phish> we all see you for the piece of shit you are esjay its ok

[03:01:06] tr [S] <~phish> clonazepam works great

[03:01:18] tr [S] <~phish> bring back valium housewives

[03:02:36] tr [S] <~phish> quaaludes will rise again

[03:03:08] tr [S] <~phish> man this granolas sell by date was 2 years ago oops

[03:03:18] tr [S] <~phish> no wonder it tastes like cardboard

[03:05:13] tr [S] <crystalherana> oh , ! what cane of that was >>>??

[03:05:29] tr [S] <crystalherana> tell me if take to help you???

[03:05:51] tr [S] <crystalherana> ok.

[03:07:02] tr [S] <crystalherana> oh , ok you can sell any of your team s ??? u can hve that done well.

[03:07:34] tr [S] <crystalherana> ok

[03:07:46] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> what

[03:08:03] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> phish is this person drunk?

[03:08:11] tr [S] <crystalherana> ok

[03:08:13] tr [S] <~phish> ai

[03:08:38] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> lol

[03:08:48] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> they made no sense at all

[03:09:04] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[03:09:05] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[03:09:09] tr [S] <~phish> !reload

[03:09:10] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[03:09:11] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[03:09:13] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[03:09:15] tr [S] <~phish> nice

[03:11:14] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> !bang

[03:12:54] tr [S] <~phish> gz on your first duck

[03:14:47] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> danke

[03:16:29] tr [S] <~phish> cya hick

[10:42:34] tr [T] <login> yeah

[10:42:38] tr [T] <login> i read the synopsis of it

[10:42:43] tr [T] <login> interesting premise, right?

[11:49:13] tr [T] <login> Aerith: why doesn't she look for a new job?

[11:49:48] tr [T] <login> don't get a job, just look for one

[11:50:07] tr [T] <login> yes, stable jobs are artificial

[11:50:28] tr [T] <login> either by regulation, or where the output of that job is regularly required, like food

[11:50:51] tr [T] <login> People are working (hard) to keep us alive

[11:51:43] tr [T] <login> what is not?

[11:53:44] tr [T] <login> Is there a way to short European airline stocks?

[11:56:14] tr [T] <login> Aerith: who's the manager?

[11:56:19] tr [T] <login> and who does marketing?

[11:56:45] tr [T] <login> pets need supply for the length of their lives, so why is the warehouse thinking of cutbacks?

[11:57:18] tr [T] <login> isn't it better to cut the manager and promote the assistant manager (with a salary below the manager's)?

[11:58:46] tr [T] <login> Rudolph: that only happens in rural china and north korea now

[11:59:26] tr [T] <login> didn't know RoK residents ate dogs, Rudolph

[11:59:38] tr [T] <login> oh yeah

[12:00:51] tr [T] <login> > According to a 2020 survey of South Koreans, 83.8% have never eaten dog meat before.

[12:01:01] tr [T] <login> it's going out of style though

[12:01:40] tr [T] <login> probably the oldest fifth

[12:02:15] tr [T] <login> he as sinophobia?

[12:02:16] tr [T] <login> *has

[12:02:52] tr [T] <login> yes, but non-CJK just club everybody together

[12:03:21] tr [T] <login> or was cheated by a south korean in some way?

[12:04:00] tr [T] <login> why are so many south koreans addicted to gaming, i wonder

[12:04:10] tr [T] <login> perhaps she took advantage of him

[12:05:15] tr [T] <login> make sure you take a lot of japanese yen

[12:05:20] tr [T] <login> or a card that has no forex fees

[12:05:50] tr [T] <login> oh Rudolph? why would they do that?

[12:17:34] tr [T] <login> what's a DC hub?

[12:18:19] tr [T] <login> but dropbox doesn't block your account?

[12:19:13] tr [T] <login> how does a network look in the DC protocol?

[12:19:23] tr [T] <login> is there a chat window?

[12:21:04] tr [T] <login> yes, but dropbox can detect copyrighted files via the equivalent of ContentID and delete the whole account with no recourse

[13:19:47] tr [T] <~Valware> https://i.ibb.co/fYqx21H/unreal-mug.jpg

[13:19:47] tr [T] <~Valware> https://i.ibb.co/QFMpk1D/unreal-mug2.jpg

[13:30:41] tr [T] <~Valware> I don't get it

[14:57:08] tr [T] <~Valware> ComputerTech

[14:57:09] tr [T] <~Valware> https://ibb.co/jvDbz1J

[14:57:10] tr [T] <~Valware> https://ibb.co/bgQKPWX

[14:57:53] tr [T] <~Valware> true unrealircd fangirl

[14:57:54] tr [T] <~Valware> B-)

[14:58:01] tr [T] <~Valware> where's your unrealircd mug? B-)

[14:58:07] tr [T] <~Valware> don't have one? B-)

[14:58:12] tr [T] <~Valware> too bad B-)

[14:59:07] tr [T] <~Valware> !bang

[14:59:11] tr [T] <~Valware> !bang

[14:59:15] tr [T] <~Valware> !reload

[14:59:16] tr [T] <~Valware> !bang

[15:00:45] tr [T] <~Valware> yeah I know you're right, that deadly is so annoying

[15:00:45] tr [T] <~Valware> oh shit

[15:08:12] tr [T] <login> Aerith: help your sister create video games of her own

[15:08:31] tr [T] <login> it's not easy at all if it's in 3D and made from scratch without a framework

[15:09:30] tr [T] * ~Valware jumps on esjay

[15:09:37] tr [T] <~Valware> oh no, esjay is flat now

[15:10:16] tr [T] <~Valware> you should stfu

[15:11:25] tr [T] <~Valware> how is my e-self gonna lose weight

[15:11:27] tr [T] <~Valware> oh I'll just

[15:11:32] tr [T] <~Valwar> drop the e

[15:11:34] tr [T] <~Valwar> :|

[15:14:27] tr [T] * ~Valwar gives esjay the cuddle

[15:20:55] tr [T] <login> how does one get on voice?

[15:21:52] tr [T] <login> but discord is not e2e encrypted

[15:22:48] tr [T] <login> he is an ill man who doesn't know how to choose a successor when he should have by now

[15:23:12] tr [T] <login> esjay, have you considered polyamory?

[15:24:09] tr [T] <login> on discord?

[15:24:33] tr [T] <login> what happened to Kelpie?

[15:24:48] tr [T] <login> this is the same person who has a kelpiebot, right?

[15:25:41] tr [T] <login> it depends on if you think of it as A and B and C and D or "A and/or B and/or C and/or D"

[15:25:58] tr [T] <login> if it's the former, it's more unstable than a pair of people

[15:26:07] tr [T] <login> but if it's the latter, it might be easier

[15:26:28] tr [T] <login> it was me

[15:26:56] tr [T] <login> hi

[15:28:51] tr [T] <login> yeah, esjay, i understand that - it's the default in fact

[15:28:59] tr [T] <login> love is exclusive that way

[15:29:34] tr [T] <login> they all have to like each other, which is exponentially harder

[15:29:43] tr [T] <login> or, factorially :P

[15:30:37] tr [T] <login> i think polyamorous people can warm up to other polyamorous people better

[15:31:09] tr [T] <login> each person needs at least two others for it to work

[15:32:07] tr [T] <login> well, it can turn into a pyramid scheme if new entrants are required to keep the love going

[15:32:22] tr [T] <login> zof: having more than one person earning money and sharing it within the group is more stable lol

[15:32:44] tr [T] <login> and being part of a (small) tribe is more happiness too (for those who like that kind of social fabric)

[15:32:57] tr [T] <login> there are several sources of income though, zof

[15:33:06] tr [T] <login> perhaps even diversified

[15:33:10] tr [T] <login> no, i'm single

[15:33:41] tr [T] <login> isn't that because mummies are denied economic opportunities, Aerith?

[15:33:52] tr [T] <login> that they self-select into scams

[15:33:58] tr [T] <login> i mean more diverse sources of money

[15:34:09] tr [T] <login> the per-head amount of money might be the same

[15:43:51] tr [T] <login> meeting truly random people means you're rolling the dice on truly random behaviour

[15:43:54] tr [T] <login> good morning Jax

[15:44:02] tr [T] <login> do you take irc into the poopbox?

[15:44:06] tr [T] <login> i dont

[15:44:16] tr [T] <login> but it's one of the few times you get to be alone with your thoughts

[15:44:31] tr [T] <login> the other one is a shower and brushing your teeth

[15:45:04] tr [T] <login> i mean, poly people have to be better at compromises than monogamous people

[15:45:20] tr [T] <login> since it's more than a 2D problem once there are multiple agents involved

[15:45:37] tr [T] <login> i don't irc on my phone, to prevent distractions

[15:45:41] tr [T] <login> unfortunately, that doesn't work on laptops

[17:12:31] tr [T] <login> literally i guess

[17:12:42] tr [T] <login> Frogorg: what about doing advent of code

[17:18:58] tr [T] <login> are you able to program, Frogorg?

[17:19:17] tr [T] <login> Rudolph: advent of code

[17:19:43] tr [T] <login> you can't hate what you can do - that's a recipe for poverty

[17:19:56] tr [T] <login> and i don't mean just financial, but poverty of mind

[17:20:02] tr [T] <login> (and body)

[18:20:28] tr [T] <~Valwar> christmas is great, because it's the only time strangers ever talk to me, to wish me happy christmas, to which I ignore them

[18:20:46] tr [T] <~Valwar> it's not every day I get to ignore a stranger

[18:23:29] tr [T] <~Valwar> Jax: just remember, you do what's right for you, even if it means going offline for a day or two

[18:24:20] tr [T] <~Valwar> whatever is right for you, do that =]

[18:24:45] tr [T] <~Valwar> those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter

[18:28:43] tr [T] <~Valwar> Jax you're extraverted?

[18:29:14] tr [T] <~Valwar> I mean that's why you still need people even when people are doing your head in ;p

[18:29:53] tr [T] <~Valwar> you have 4 more friends than me

[18:29:59] tr [T] <~Valwar> I have 1 (one) friend =]

[18:31:58] tr [T] <~Valwar> understanding isn't always needed, acceptance and respect are better

[18:33:36] tr [T] <~Valwar> the brain is fascinating, I've seen stories of people losing half their brain and some other part of the brain wires itself to work as itself AND the missing

[18:34:11] tr [T] <~Valwar> you can have left-brain and right-brain thinking in one side of your brain if that's all you've got

[18:41:46] tr [T] <~Valwar> esjay :D because I said I only had one friend? :D I meant in-person, online friends are great, ofc I'll be your friend B-)

[18:42:19] tr [T] <~Valwar> sorry I was toiletting

[18:42:50] tr [T] <~Valwar> good luck Jax! you said you always sort it, I believe in you (imagine a ninja emoji)

[18:43:13] tr [T] <~Valwar> ^

[19:01:27] tr [T] <login> Who is your co-partner in parenting, Jax?

[19:03:05] tr [T] <login> And, since the check is forthcoming, a credit card will work best to get today's shopping done

[20:21:00] tr [S] <~phish> the first time i met one of my friends i was going to do some work on his farm and his super pregnant wife was carrying a bunch of those jugs to the car so i grab them for her and the first thing he ever says to me is hey get your hands off my wife's jugs

[20:21:24] tr [S] <~phish> had the dad jokes ready before the kids even came out

[21:21:27] tr [T] * Falkor embraces foxy with *hugs* soo tight :o)

[21:21:52] tr [T] * Falkor showers herald with lots of *hugs* :o)

[22:18:21] tr [T] <~Valwar> on the 350th day of christmas my true love sent to meeeee

[22:18:57] tr [T] <~Valwar> i'm not clicking your porn links

[22:19:02] tr [T] <~Valwar> youtube, sounds like porn

[22:19:15] tr [T] <~Valwar> am I on the internet?

[22:19:27] tr [T] <~Valwar> who tube?

[22:19:55] tr [T] <~Valwar> how is youtube.com so big but metube.com literally isn't a thing

[22:21:57] tr [T] <~Valwar> say that in french lol

[22:22:50] tr [T] <~Valwar> hi foxy

[22:23:08] tr [T] <~Valwar> (there is 'i' in french for 'team' >.>)

[22:23:24] tr [T] <~Valwar> everyone should suffix their name with "ware"

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