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Thursday, December 21, 2023

[00:16:42] Jax f u k

[00:16:52] Jax I'm struggling without that coffee

[00:19:30] Jax :O

[00:19:42] Jax That sounds wonderful

[00:20:03] Jax I will go steal coffee from the admin building as soon as everyone has left

[00:20:26] Jax pretty sure they don't care at all honestly

[00:20:30] Jax they're about to put a coffee maker in my shack

[01:47:37] Jax OBJECTION!

[01:47:41] Jax Sorry

[01:47:44] Jax It's fun

[02:09:44] Jax So they could have a reason for future guns

[02:10:09] Jax GOTTA FUND THEM LASERS

[03:50:47] Jax I seriously feel like I'm doing somethig wrong

[03:51:02] Jax Is it really just my job to open a gate now?

[03:51:08] Jax And nothing else?

[03:51:26] Jax I just get paid to sit here and not even look for crime?

[03:53:05] Jax No don't

[03:53:18] Jax lol KurtGodel, yessssss

[03:53:38] Jax That's the plan

[03:54:07] Jax And I'll start my own business venture as well

[03:54:34] Jax lol nice

[18:22:30] Jax :O

[18:23:09] Jax She looks a lot like the crazy girl that used to live down the road from me that insisted on giving me oral favors

[18:23:30] Jax I returned the favors, so it was mutually beneficial

[18:25:22] Jax She didn't want to have sex at all

[18:25:36] Jax She kept telling me she was a lesbian ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[18:26:28] Jax I guess she just thought I was a pretty guy or something

[18:26:47] Jax Sander I have a child, which always makes that answer yes

[18:26:52] Jax Hit it and didn't quit it

[18:27:05] Jax Hello

[18:27:28] Jax I would not be eating pussy to begin with if I were gay

[18:28:20] Jax Teriyaki sauce

[18:28:29] Jax That would go best

[18:29:48] Jax No worries

[18:29:58] Jax I have shit humor too

[18:31:02] Jax Hmm.

[18:31:21] Jax 10 years ago today I was losing my mind.

[18:31:47] Jax lol best spelling

[18:57:52] Jax FUCK

[18:58:03] Jax Every time I have to poop my roommate is in the shower

[18:58:09] Jax How does he know?!

[18:58:41] Jax Stick to the coffee

[18:58:49] Jax Caffeine pills can be dangerous

[18:59:14] Jax I'm setious

[18:59:17] Jax serious*

[18:59:39] Jax A lot of people are completely unaware caffeine is still a drug with adverse effects if the dose is too high

[19:00:21] Jax lol

[19:00:33] Jax Valware that's a huge bitch

[19:00:57] Jax I love the voice edits of her that make her voice super deep lmao

[19:01:19] Jax ...

[19:01:23] Jax I am aware

[19:01:32] Jax Hexafluoride

[19:04:36] Jax lol

[19:14:50] Jax Life makes me depressed and violent too

[19:15:00] Jax I NEED TO SWEAR OFF OF LIVING NOW

[19:15:03] Jax Hello

[19:15:33] Jax I had to get a rabies shot in the face, once.

[19:15:53] Jax It was very painful as I felt it slide past my jawbone, into my neck. Near the infected bite on my face.

[19:16:01] Jax They had 4 people hold me down.

[19:16:29] Jax Who said I had rabies?

[19:16:34] Jax I said I got rabies shots

[19:16:42] Jax if a wild animal bites you obviously it's prudent to get shots to prevent rabies

[19:16:45] Jax let me educate you a bit

[19:16:52] Jax if you don't receive a rabies vaccine within 24 hours of contracting rabies you're fucked

[19:16:56] Jax that being said they don't sit there and take tests

[19:17:01] Jax they give you the shots

[19:17:31] Jax ....

[19:17:37] Jax Are you fucking retared?

[19:17:42] Jax retarded even

[19:17:55] Jax why did you just call me an idiot when you're talking about something that didn't affect you that you obviously have no knowledge of and I just educated you about it

[19:17:59] Jax what the fuck are you insulting my intelligence for

[19:18:03] Jax obviously you lack it

[19:18:07] Jax step off mother fucker

[19:18:11] Jax :)

[19:18:38] Jax literally just explain to you why

[19:18:44] Jax because there's no way to find out if you have rabies before it fucking kills you dumbass

[19:18:53] Jax takes time to test for things

[19:18:54] Jax days

[19:19:01] Jax You don't have that time with rabies

[19:19:30] Jax yeah I'll be sure to do that once you don't insult my intelligence first

[19:19:35] Jax I'm sorry when people open the door to be an asshole I'm just better at it

[19:19:39] Jax so don't do it

[19:19:52] Jax You called me an idiot

[19:19:56] Jax So yes, you did

[19:20:01] Jax And now you're paying for it

[19:21:03] Jax ...

[19:21:07] Jax Bro.

[19:21:10] Jax I am not the one.

[19:21:38] Jax I'm ignoring you so don't bother

[19:21:40] Jax Fuck you

[19:22:11] Jax Dude insults me then escalates

[19:23:50] Jax Time to go work out instead of being mad at fucktards.

[19:31:10] Jax I didn't get married, but ny daughter's mom dumped me 3 months pregnant when I punched a wall after realizing she was talking to another guy

[19:31:43] Jax Love is...tricky.

[19:32:31] Jax I wish people tried to understand themselves more before they try to find themselves in other people

[19:32:38] Jax It would cause less heartache.

[19:32:58] Jax I was guilty of it.

[19:33:05] Jax That's why I got burned. Love is blind.

[19:34:01] Jax I smoke before going to work, but yesterday I had to interact with people and make an impression, so I made sure to smoke two hours beforehand and shower

[19:34:33] Jax \g truth is if you get used to existing a certain way doing otherwise feels unnatural after a while

[19:35:01] Jax lol that's me

[19:35:13] Jax Ounce every two weeks

[19:35:34] Jax Yeah, it changes

[19:49:28] Jax One day I got home from work and the porch at my house is dark because the light stopped working one day. My roommate would smoke out on the porch around the corner from the door and I didn't know he was there, so he decided to follow me into the house silently

[19:49:56] Jax I felt his presence behind me, literally, and stopped and almost smashed in his nose with an overhand backhand to his face

[19:50:06] Jax Just had the sense

[19:50:23] Jax ya

[19:50:46] Jax I didn't get him because I realized while I was doing it

[19:50:51] Jax It was reflex

[19:51:10] Jax I have to tell people not to sneak up on me :\

[19:51:33] Jax lol

[19:51:39] Jax I'll join

[19:54:22] Jax lol

[19:54:41] Jax Ah. He's here.

[19:55:25] Jax CrystalMath here will let people talk about fucking my daughter and call it freedom of speech

[19:55:30] Jax She's 10.

[19:56:35] Jax Yeah me neither because of this tard.

[22:51:14] Jax ...

[22:51:20] Jax lol @ DickHunt

[22:51:36] Jax I read it like that like a silly man

[22:51:39] Jax smh

[23:06:44] Jax wtffff

[23:07:00] Jax deadly I worked out earlier and now the espresso isn't doing it

[23:07:05] Jax ;(

[23:07:17] Jax tired af

[23:07:43] Jax Only been at work an hour

[23:07:54] Jax I slept like shit the last two nights tbh

[23:08:32] Jax deadly I'll arrange for hookers and blow to be delivered to my shack immediately

[23:08:55] Jax I know I can get blow

[23:09:12] Jax 100% sure I can get hookers with blow and my looks

[23:09:36] Jax ty ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[23:09:59] Jax yeah that's a good thing man some people are stupid about it

[23:10:23] Jax that's like saying life is gay because dicks exist and they get uncomfortable

[23:11:09] Jax lol nice

[23:11:21] Jax I haven't seen it in a long time now that I think about it

[23:11:27] Jax honestly I haven't really done anything festive

[23:11:54] Jax time to go bless the loo in my guard shack

[23:12:22] Jax You know what, I was kinda down the last few weeks but overall I feel good now

[23:12:29] Jax everything gets better

[23:12:32] Jax from here

[23:12:43] Jax Glad you feel good brother

[23:21:57] Jax everybody left the plant and the lights didn't kick on

[23:22:05] Jax I will have to patrol now

[23:22:09] Jax things are not normal

[23:23:26] Jax I have to let the work car warm up. Had I known people left earlier I would have checked things sooner. I'm kinda blind to things right now from here

[23:24:19] Jax anyway everything is kosher once things are sorted and everything is in full swing here my job will basically just be to open a gate

[23:24:29] Jax bbl

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