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[05:49:49] h4 <+DuckHunt> asuka already has a gun and looks at ComputerTech without understanding.

[05:49:52] h4 refuses a second gun

[05:49:55] h4 fool

[05:50:18] h4 what drama?

[05:50:27] h4 you know

[05:50:33] h4 since you abandoned the ship

[05:50:36] h4 the drama left as well

[05:50:43] h4 i haven't even argued with kait

[05:50:54] h4 we just got along

[05:50:57] h4 I think you might be the problem

[05:51:08] h4 well lets not rule it out

[05:51:14] h4 maybe you are an instigator

[05:52:01] h4 sure akoshA looked extra stupid making jokes about you

[05:52:13] h4 not only were those the same bland and boring jokes she always does

[05:52:20] h4 but you weren't even around to receive them

[05:52:23] h4 but other than that

[05:52:25] h4 people got along

[05:52:47] h4 i think even notk came around to have a nice chat

[05:52:53] h4 without ending up in a fight

[05:53:07] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for starting shit

[05:54:07] h4 :O

[05:54:18] h4 harsh treatment

[05:54:44] h4 so ComputerTech

[05:54:49] h4 still in poland then?

[05:55:00] h4 .t de en Po-Land

[05:55:05] h4 thx Internets

[05:55:25] h4 for keeping me from embarassing myself like i was akoshA

[05:58:46] h4 ?/ping

[05:58:49] h4 oops

[05:58:51] h4 ...

[05:59:13] h4 celebrating christmas in poland

[05:59:25] h4 they are celebrating 24th-26th?

[05:59:52] h4 drink excessively?

[05:59:56] h4 no wonder you like it there

[06:03:28] h4 ofc

[06:07:57] h4 slow

[07:46:26] h4 absolutely

[07:46:31] h4 glad you mentioned it Syndus

[07:52:47] h4 oh you know

[07:52:48] h4 this and that

[07:52:57] h4 SHEPARD I'M A REAPER DOOMSDAY DEVICE

[07:53:00] h4 *oh shit!*

[07:53:41] h4 hallöchen Sander

[07:53:53] h4 eine Freude, dein strahlendes Gesicht diesen Morgen zu sehen

[07:54:18] h4 hast du gut geschlafen?

[08:00:24] h4 ach du SCheiße :O

[08:00:29] h4 nächtliches Pinkeln

[08:00:43] h4 ich genieße den ewigen Herbst bei Regen und Dunkelheit

[08:00:53] h4 aber ich kriege heute einen Kühlschrank geliefert und bin daher guter Dinge

[08:08:07] h4 na ja, dann befülle ich den

[08:15:07] h4 nee

[08:15:08] h4 neuer

[08:15:09] h4 !bang

[08:15:11] h4 !bang

[08:15:12] h4 !bang

[08:15:13] h4 !bang

[08:15:14] h4 !bang

[08:15:15] h4 !bang

[08:15:17] h4 !reload

[08:15:18] h4 !bang

[08:15:19] h4 !bang

[08:15:20] h4 !bang

[08:15:29] h4 !murder

[08:15:35] h4 !annihilate

[08:15:38] h4 ha! :D

[08:15:46] h4 !exterminate

[08:15:59] h4 !zerfledder

[08:16:19] h4 !DEFILE

[08:28:06] h4 ...

[08:28:24] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for randomly annoying Phoenix

[09:41:53] h4 nein Rudolph!

[11:11:30] h4 CoolAdolf and what are you?

[11:11:40] h4 another one of those people who desperately need professional help?

[11:11:44] h4 or just an edgelord?

[11:15:06] h4 !bang

[11:24:43] h4 cool

[11:24:45] h4 get some then

[11:24:55] h4 we don't want you to end up making horrible jokes

[11:24:59] h4 repeatedly

[11:25:10] h4 says the guy named adolf

[11:26:08] h4 CoolAdolf now that you mention it

[11:26:13] h4 you might be both of those things

[11:26:20] h4 a little edgelord that needs help :D

[11:26:53] h4 i take offense btw

[11:27:17] h4 yes

[11:27:35] h4 wanna give him a one-two punch?

[11:27:46] h4 now you

[17:13:24] h4 wassup you bri'ish cunt?

[17:13:38] h4 hold on

[17:13:43] h4 why are you guys bullying syndus?

[17:13:56] h4 Syndus

[17:13:59] h4 did these guys hurt you?

[17:15:43] h4 Syndus just outrun her

[17:17:56] h4 deadly you?

[17:18:10] h4 alright granpa

[17:18:14] h4 how many younger people will get that?

[17:18:23] h4 you will be the king of jokes in the retirement home

[17:18:32] h4 right after drooling on yourself and shitting your pants

[17:18:34] h4 you can crack amazing jokes

[17:18:47] h4 deadly well early retirement

[17:18:53] h4 you'll be a vegetable at 45

[17:19:07] h4 you already are fruity

[17:19:53] h4 rip Syndus

[17:19:57] h4 you might be infected with horrible jokes now

[17:20:20] h4 he got bitten by an infected

[17:20:40] h4 ysalamiri does not bite

[17:20:42] h4 he devours

[17:20:53] h4 if he bit Syndus, Syndus wouldn't be here

[17:20:58] h4 dropping names nobody knows

[17:21:11] h4 ysalamiri is based

[17:22:01] h4 ysalamiri is just able to live with it

[17:22:07] h4 ComputerTech stops functioning after his fifth magners

[17:22:24] h4 Ahmad

[17:22:28] h4 they are talking smack about you

[17:22:29] h4 wth?

[17:23:27] h4 you wouldn't want to be made fun of by someone with quotes like the following

[17:23:30] h4 .quote read 809

[17:24:02] h4 !bang

[17:24:04] h4 !reload

[17:24:05] h4 !bang

[17:24:07] h4 by tabb??

[17:24:13] h4 what the hell have I ever done to you tabb? :O

[17:24:33] h4 he does it on purpose

[17:25:07] h4 he is known to hold a grudge :D

[17:25:10] h4 i hope you let him succeeed

[17:25:12] h4 *succeed

[17:25:49] h4 omg Syndus

[17:25:51] h4 NSFW

[17:26:01] h4 on the bottom right

[17:26:03] h4 disgusting

[17:26:04] h4 filthy

[17:26:17] h4 stop referring to people as them

[17:26:20] h4 david is a dick

[17:26:25] h4 *has

[17:27:14] h4 finally some appreciation :D

[17:27:52] h4 fake pic valware

[17:27:53] h4 it's mirrored

[17:28:12] h4 why is there something about devolving on your wall?

[17:28:20] h4 your phone does not mirror those by default? :O

[17:28:37] h4 cute rat though

[17:28:40] h4 a bit hairy for a rat

[17:28:43] h4 but cute nonetheless

[17:29:03] h4 what does the dog do when you don't wear a hoddie?

[17:29:05] h4 *hoodie

[17:35:46] h4 this looks like shit

[17:36:33] h4 bullshit

[17:37:14] h4 calm down ysalamiri!

[17:37:23] h4 it will be alright!

[17:37:38] h4 stop choking Rudolph please

[17:37:58] h4 :O

[17:38:06] h4 look at Rudolph

[17:38:09] h4 i think he is puking while talking

[17:38:11] h4 from the choking

[17:39:01] h4 DEUTSCHLANDDEUTSCHLANDÜBERALLES

[17:39:33] h4 .yt pantera fucking hostile

[17:39:40] h4 that's ahmads soundtrack

[17:39:42] h4 in life

[17:39:57] h4 uh I got an electric guitar now ysalamiri

[17:42:29] h4 wow Rudolph

[17:42:31] h4 is that you Ahsoka?

[17:42:35] h4 :D

[17:43:19] h4 lol

[17:46:55] h4 fürs Glotzen

[17:46:56] h4 nice toni

[17:47:26] h4 begrabsch deine eigenen du Lüstling

[17:47:50] h4 schau toni, schon wieder hast du einen der wenigen weiblichen Chatter hier verunsicherst

[17:47:56] h4 mein Beileid toni

[17:48:01] h4 keine schöne Stadt

[17:48:07] h4 *verunsichert

[17:48:32] h4 oh my

[17:48:35] h4 she has a guard dog

[17:48:37] h4 watch out

[17:48:48] h4 hat sie nen schnellen Übersetzer

[17:48:53] h4 oder spricht sie etwa Deutsch?

[17:49:19] h4 $tell ricosuav3 is the emulator released yet?

[17:49:26] h4 $tell ricosuave is the emulator released yet?

[17:49:38] h4 gut genug

[17:50:30] h4 noch ein Dutchie :O

[17:51:45] h4 i don't speak any chinese

[17:51:51] h4 him?

[17:52:31] h4 she sent a pic up there with her doggie in her cape

[17:52:35] h4 no not cape

[17:52:40] h4 .t de en kapuze

[17:52:42] h4 yes

[17:52:55] h4 and she is hardly new around here

[17:53:25] h4 later Valware o/

[17:53:34] h4 Rudolph ohoho, I see what you're doing

[17:53:42] h4 you are finding an opportunity to tell the story :D

[17:55:18] h4 KurtGodel good point

[18:26:43] h4 no

[18:26:44] h4 eww

[18:26:44] h4 girls

[18:26:59] h4 what?

[18:27:01] h4 stop hitting your children

[18:27:09] h4 omg

[18:27:10] h4 h4

[18:27:11] h4 in here?

[18:27:28] h4 i am evolving

[18:27:30] h4 soon to be h5

[18:27:47] h4 Jax what if the pussy was fried?

[18:28:59] h4 so sushi-chan

[18:29:02] h4 what brings you around?

[18:29:07] h4 bad joke btw

[18:29:21] h4 not all of them

[18:29:38] h4 but I already laughed so much today

[18:29:54] h4 sushi-chan these are internet people

[18:29:57] h4 they don't have friends

[18:30:06] h4 we know Jax

[18:30:13] h4 my right?

[18:30:41] h4 a C?

[18:30:49] h4 i too like to program in C

[18:31:10] h4 such a great lesson in humility

[18:31:17] h4 racist much sushi-chan?

[18:31:38] h4 kazachs are

[18:31:45] h4 no

[18:31:52] h4 they are extended europeans

[18:31:55] h4 not core europeans

[18:32:00] h4 are they part of europe by now?

[18:32:06] h4 more like soviets

[18:32:24] h4 these aren't the droids we're looking for

[18:32:40] h4 oh wow

[18:32:45] h4 did you call sushi a trickster?

[18:33:03] h4 sushi-chan what?

[18:33:11] h4 japanese speaking?

[18:33:17] h4 you are upsetting the kazahks

[18:33:22] h4 .t de en Kasaken

[18:33:57] h4 ysalamiri no there isn't

[18:34:14] h4 ysalamiri internet people are not educated

[18:34:16] h4 we know tv shows

[18:34:21] h4 and movies with guys in pyjamas

[18:34:23] h4 with superpowers

[18:34:26] h4 but not books

[18:34:36] h4 books are these decorational things in shelves, right?

[18:34:42] h4 *decorative

[18:34:53] h4 sure

[18:34:55] h4 i love writing

[18:35:03] h4 what a waste

[18:35:24] h4 wdym nothing written?

[18:35:27] h4 i will just add my thoughts

[18:35:34] h4 read through it once it's full

[18:35:43] h4 and consider myself super insightful

[18:36:19] h4 I can create chaos w/o thought

[18:36:30] h4 have you tried rhyming that shyte?

[18:37:07] h4 sushi-chan that story sounds boring already

[18:38:39] h4 sushi-chan I am looking for a good novel

[18:38:43] h4 some scifi or cyberpunk related

[18:39:00] h4 I started a couple of cyberpunk books but as soon as they tried to go technical

[18:39:04] h4 it sounded like bullcrap

[18:41:00] h4 you don't seem to get memes

[18:41:19] h4 oh no :O#

[18:41:23] h4 last time sushi-chan got @

[18:41:25] h4 she masskicked

[18:41:31] h4 everyone that was even looking at her funny

[18:41:35] h4 got an immediate kick

[18:41:52] h4 don't make me !!

[18:42:01] h4 JESUS HELP ME

[18:42:02] h4 !bang

[18:42:09] h4 nice Kowal!

[18:42:13] h4 definetely rigged

[18:42:15] h4 !reload

[18:42:20] h4 no sushi-chan

[18:42:23] h4 I won't kick Rudolph for you

[18:42:23] h4 !

[18:42:35] h4 don't tempt me

[18:42:48] h4 :O

[18:42:57] h4 sushi-chan .quote read 809

[18:42:59] h4 to give you an idea ;)

[18:43:08] h4 ewww

[18:43:34] h4 Rudolphs nose does

[18:43:41] h4 hey Hotties o/

[18:43:54] h4 no

[18:44:00] h4 you whispered in my ear

[18:44:02] h4 to kick Rudolph

[18:44:06] h4 i resisted you

[18:44:15] h4 lol ysalamiri

[18:44:25] h4 it hums silently

[18:44:31] h4 and cools my shit down like a pro

[18:44:35] h4 it's also much bigger

[18:44:38] h4 I can stock up now

[18:44:48] h4 anything

[18:44:50] h4 works for me

[18:44:59] h4 ysalamiri kick Komputer!

[18:45:10] h4 DO IT

[18:45:12] h4 sushi-chan

[18:45:14] h4 kick Komputer

[18:45:24] h4 ysalamiri Komputer deserves it

[18:45:25] h4 look at him

[18:45:27] h4 +fucktwat

[18:45:38] h4 +tell ysalamiri KICK ME!

[18:45:50] h4 he rejoins

[18:45:51] h4 :P

[18:45:57] h4 sushi-chan where is this going?

[18:46:13] h4 so just a slightly amazing dog then

[18:46:18] h4 .u goat

[18:46:39] h4 sushi-chan you are being eaten out

[18:46:40] h4 focus

[18:48:12] h4 :O

[18:48:31] h4 the red-nosed swede

[18:50:55] h4 oh no

[18:50:58] h4 he turned cyber again

[18:53:01] h4 ysalamiri calm your tits granpa

[18:53:06] h4 the young people don't ignore wisdom per se

[18:53:16] h4 they just don't listen to every old chump

[18:53:25] h4 especially those that think having lived long enough gives them some sort of experience

[18:53:41] h4 please

[18:53:47] h4 Rudolph is acting bitchy most of the time

[18:53:47] h4 :D

[18:53:53] h4 he is also known to holding grudges

[18:54:05] h4 but he can also be quite funny

[18:54:11] h4 and smart

[18:54:28] h4 I guess swedes are more difficult than germans when it comes to humour

[18:54:31] h4 you can never quite tell

[18:54:35] h4 if they are insulting you

[18:54:38] h4 or using sarcasm

[18:55:05] h4 nice

[18:55:06] h4 sushi-chan

[18:55:10] h4 i had three mugs of coffee

[18:55:15] h4 roughly an hour ago

[18:55:44] h4 sushi-chan even if you lived 90 years without ever leaving the state you're in

[18:55:48] h4 perhaps not having a lof of friends

[18:55:53] h4 that is a very limited life experience

[18:55:58] h4 the internet helps a bit though :D

[18:56:34] h4 cheers ysalamiri o/

[18:56:50] h4 sushi-chan you have never seen germans working in offices

[18:57:00] h4 the coffee maker is running constantly

[18:57:09] h4 they spend more time preparing coffee than actually working

[18:57:14] h4 helenah probably in jail

[18:57:18] h4 for touching a minor again

[18:57:45] h4 ysalamiri ask her if you like

[18:57:49] h4 she never tried to hide it

[18:57:57] h4 sushi

[18:57:59] h4 mind

[18:58:01] h4 writing

[18:58:02] h4 more

[18:58:02] h4 than

[18:58:03] h4 one

[18:58:04] h4 word?

[18:58:04] h4 :D

[18:58:06] h4 !bang

[18:58:07] h4 !bang

[18:58:19] h4 absolutely not sushi-chan

[18:58:27] h4 amazon is trash and should not be used at all

[18:58:31] h4 if possible at all

[18:58:38] h4 avoid amazon and buy somewhere else

[18:58:55] h4 ysalamiri please stop suggesting people to become alcoholics

[18:59:09] h4 you already ruined ComputerTech :D

[18:59:31] h4 but your influence on ct was not for the better

[18:59:34] h4 oh god

[18:59:38] h4 deadly is drunk again

[18:59:43] h4 thinks he's david hasselhoff

[18:59:51] h4 striking a pose

[18:59:57] h4 probably having trouble standing up straight

[19:00:14] h4 nice

[19:00:18] h4 Valware ....

[19:00:19] h4 i have

[19:00:22] h4 i mean pics of her

[19:00:28] h4 i have no idea

[19:00:30] h4 i am afraid of it

[19:00:51] h4 like a car crash with gore

[19:00:55] h4 can't stand to see it

[19:00:59] h4 but can't look away either

[19:01:20] h4 Valware her mouth? Evolution

[19:01:25] h4 she has to keep that impressive physique

[19:03:14] h4 right

[19:03:19] h4 sushi button

[19:03:53] h4 but

[19:03:55] h4 I liked my grandpas

[19:03:56] h4 wth?

[19:04:08] h4 Syndus because of war?

[19:04:20] h4 at least he was able to impregnate a much older woman

[19:04:53] h4 so

[19:04:57] h4 you're a fullblown fag

[19:05:09] h4 hold your horses deadly

[19:05:15] h4 this does not imply consent

[19:05:30] h4 <@sushi-chan> joke

[19:05:31] h4 gtfo

[19:05:32] h4 really?

[19:08:04] h4 hey

[19:08:08] h4 don't thank me for existing

[19:08:11] h4 it merely happened to me

[19:08:24] h4 I did not choose to be born

[19:08:54] h4 neither do I

[19:09:18] h4 Valware did you misbehave?

[19:09:23] h4 you are just afraid santa won't bring you any gifts

[19:09:27] h4 that's why you'Re apologizing

[19:10:01] h4 sushi-chan we also have a highly evolved brain that we barely understand in its entirety

[19:10:25] h4 there are so many reasons why a human can become depressed

[19:11:47] h4 KurtGodel just to be killed by some fucking spawn-killer

[19:11:57] h4 Rudolph stop being a dick

[19:12:04] h4 depression is not funny

[19:12:46] h4 how is that remotely the same?

[19:13:15] h4 sushi-chan alcohol does not make you depressed and violent

[19:13:23] h4 hard shit makes me violent sometimes

[19:13:33] h4 i don't get aggressive from beer

[19:14:01] h4 please

[19:14:08] h4 i can drink 20 bottles of beer and won't turn violent

[19:14:19] h4 but give me a bottle of vodka and displease me in any way

[19:14:26] h4 i might become agitated and agressive

[19:14:45] h4 it also does not make you depressed

[19:15:02] h4 it makes you depressed when you can't kick the addiction anymore

[19:15:11] h4 stop crying ja

[19:15:11] h4 x

[19:20:35] h4 where did you get the girl from?

[19:20:47] h4 it is well known that they have tried and succeeded in very rare cases

[19:21:00] h4 but what surived was heavily brain damaged

[19:21:09] h4 so fit to be in here

[19:22:42] h4 @ustats

[19:22:51] h4 german quote

[19:22:52] h4 nice

[19:22:55] h4 btw ysalamiri

[19:23:02] h4 Rudolph insists on being a dick towards you

[19:23:07] h4 so don't hold back .D

[19:23:08] h4 :D

[19:23:20] h4 @topchans

[19:24:15] h4 CrystalMath you should do that again

[19:24:21] h4 perhaps someone still didn't get the joke

[19:24:31] h4 just join #ireland

[19:24:43] h4 and be exposed to my ridicule

[19:25:01] h4 CrystalMath good

[19:25:04] h4 lets keep it that way

[19:25:43] h4 you can all join #tors_jizz_house

[19:25:57] h4 yes

[19:26:04] h4 he has no idea how to do it thuogh

[19:26:06] h4 so i got SOP

[19:26:07] h4 :S

[19:26:16] h4 !bang

[19:26:18] h4 !reload

[19:26:20] h4 !bang

[19:26:34] h4 thx Kowal <3

[19:26:40] h4 Rudolph no

[19:26:45] h4 tors is sure that I am slim

[19:26:49] h4 so he keeps annoying slim instead

[19:26:50] h4 :D

[19:27:08] h4 for the purpose of not getting annoyed by tors

[19:27:10] h4 yea, I am slim

[19:29:07] h4 <@sushi-chan> will die single

[19:29:08] h4 that is sad

[19:29:20] h4 still a relationship is an experience

[19:29:23] h4 you should at least have one of those

[19:29:49] h4 oh?

[19:29:50] h4 get a dog

[19:29:56] h4 take really good care of him

[19:30:00] h4 see how his love for you lasts until he dies

[19:30:34] h4 or get a parrot and really invest a lot of time forming a friendship with the bird

[19:30:37] h4 it will certainly love you

[19:30:44] h4 until either of you dies

[19:30:57] h4 what a good boy

[19:31:24] h4 Jax the fuck did the wall do to you?

[19:32:33] h4 sushi

[19:32:40] h4 you are not talking from experience

[19:32:46] h4 having a significant other can be absolutely great

[19:32:59] h4 don't listen to that guy

[19:33:06] h4 he can't keep a relationship for >6 months

[19:33:09] h4 clearly he sucks at it

[19:43:12] h4 do you bless them too?

[19:43:22] h4 rude

[19:44:01] h4 knock on their door

[19:44:04] h4 help them

[19:44:15] h4 don't be so negative all the time

[19:44:19] h4 embrace your neighbours

[19:44:35] h4 don't meh me

[19:44:56] h4 Rudolph are those milkmen?

[19:46:13] h4 guess you are right sushi

[19:46:16] h4 i searched for scary cats

[19:46:23] h4 and the scariest of them look like dorks

[19:46:34] h4 sushi-chan don't mind him

[19:46:36] h4 he has issues

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