IRC Driven

[14:44:31] ysalamiri sup all

[14:44:53] ysalamiri mancwank drinks roilet duck

[14:44:57] ysalamiri roilet?

[14:45:06] ysalamiri hey wez, Ahsoka et al

[14:45:21] ysalamiri if i slip into latin am oan it

[14:45:36] ysalamiri mmm, flossie =x

[14:47:06] ysalamiri Rudolph: i charged ups?

[14:47:09] ysalamiri u*

[14:47:20] ysalamiri oan thon white

[14:48:09] ysalamiri read whats been typed and figure it out, its not rocket surgery.

[14:48:17] ysalamiri lets try again

[14:48:19] ysalamiri hi Rudolph

[14:48:21] ysalamiri how are u

[14:48:26] ysalamiri are u on cocaine and alkyhol

[14:48:57] ysalamiri am oan the brandy and fk the polis

[14:49:28] ysalamiri thats the kindest thing ive heard all day Rudolph 10q

[14:49:42] ysalamiri cos im scots not one of em pesky engrish

[14:50:24] ysalamiri ahha, but deadly kens my gibberish

[14:50:34] ysalamiri 10 ae yer best ye skudbook!

[14:50:36] ysalamiri <3

[14:51:15] ysalamiri so whats new

[14:51:28] ysalamiri Ahsoka: u didnt know ct is irish?

[14:51:45] ysalamiri wow

[14:52:26] ysalamiri neither did i until u stated it

[14:52:35] ysalamiri but now the dots are connecting

[14:52:49] ysalamiri and cider

[14:53:40] ysalamiri cider == heartburn and disnae get me drunk

[14:54:15] ysalamiri Rudolph: where u from m8?

[14:54:58] ysalamiri oic

[14:55:14] ysalamiri 0

[14:56:41] ysalamiri guess ur a rude ignorant cuntflap then

[14:57:06] ysalamiri :P

[14:57:12] ysalamiri pig = polis

[14:57:16] ysalamiri am no the polis

[14:57:25] ysalamiri knock that patter off

[14:57:30] ysalamiri police

[14:57:34] ysalamiri LOL

[14:57:38] ysalamiri no

[14:57:43] ysalamiri its scots for police

[14:58:03] ysalamiri no, scotland hasnt webt bankrupt 7 times

[14:58:14] ysalamiri sup phonekait

[14:58:39] ysalamiri loads of words for em bad yins

[14:59:32] ysalamiri Rudolph: u mean when 1 scots king went mad with war, ran out of cash and had to allow england to take control

[14:59:54] ysalamiri Rudolph: uk is goosed

[15:00:36] ysalamiri last vote on scots independance, i voted to remain part of uk, if there's another vote, im voting to leave

[15:01:09] ysalamiri yeah, u have your heroin duck, i have my trivia

[15:01:16] ysalamiri was same king

[15:01:46] ysalamiri kinh james vi of scotland and i of britain

[15:02:17] ysalamiri aye, one honest man with a sword and a herd of sheep.

[15:02:47] ysalamiri half od europe fucked cattle in the middle ages, don't you read books?

[15:02:50] ysalamiri of*

[15:03:00] ysalamiri half still do, har har

[15:03:05] ysalamiri unF

[15:03:10] ysalamiri madafakah

[15:03:28] ysalamiri trivia and friends/family are important

[15:03:31] ysalamiri irc is a relax

[15:04:17] ysalamiri irc relaxes me :)

[15:04:31] ysalamiri well, triviabots mainly

[15:05:20] ysalamiri liver is forming a union as i drown it with martel brandy

[15:05:37] ysalamiri wel im david from scorland who are u

[15:06:15] ysalamiri someone i really dun need to know then, if u cannot walk the walk

[15:06:44] ysalamiri not a real scot?

[15:06:47] ysalamiri LOL

[15:06:56] ysalamiri so your proper stupid huh

[15:07:04] ysalamiri .w

[15:07:36] ysalamiri lmao

[15:07:53] ysalamiri thats fighting talk Rudolph

[15:07:56] ysalamiri careful icarus

[15:08:30] ysalamiri i offered tae pour ye a dram earlier

[15:08:37] ysalamiri yer getting he haw now.

[15:09:03] ysalamiri see, wez nose the score

[15:09:08] ysalamiri ty kind sir

[15:09:16] ysalamiri fellow musician :x

[15:09:45] ysalamiri Rudolph: ty but no ty, i dun waste booze, im a proper jakey

[15:09:51] ysalamiri oooooo wez

[15:10:06] ysalamiri their progressions are sublime

[15:11:02] ysalamiri iono if you know the numerics of music, but they do sweet 1-2-5-6-7 ascending sequences

[15:11:21] ysalamiri and bruce dickinson should be an opera singer

[15:12:26] ysalamiri we are both gaelic

[15:13:21] ysalamiri i sleep at night, fk all to hide fae nae cunt, talking to Rudolph who says fk all abt self

[15:13:28] ysalamiri Rudolph: ask plz daer

[15:13:32] ysalamiri kekekeke

[15:14:04] ysalamiri lol

[15:14:10] ysalamiri :)

[15:14:14] ysalamiri s'all good

[15:15:34] ysalamiri i have a shotgun burried doon strathclyde park, and seem to be gifted at violence, but am no yanky doodle

[15:15:54] ysalamiri .w -n Rudolph

[15:16:05] ysalamiri pesky swede

[15:16:17] ysalamiri really? awesome lolz

[15:16:25] ysalamiri lol wof

[15:16:45] ysalamiri isnt trump in gael yet

[15:16:50] ysalamiri pedo that he is

[15:17:27] ysalamiri morn irish scouser

[15:18:56] ysalamiri dahell does analphabetics mean

[15:19:01] ysalamiri engrish plz

[15:20:00] ysalamiri im fonna drink all day today, i wont rest until i fall off the floor

[15:20:31] ysalamiri aye, im a drunken scot, alert the media Rudolph the red nose viking

[15:20:32] ysalamiri idfaf

[15:20:47] ysalamiri or acronyms thats close

[15:20:53] ysalamiri ho ho ho

[15:21:05] ysalamiri how high is the sky

[15:21:07] ysalamiri !!hint

[15:21:11] ysalamiri u say

[15:21:13] ysalamiri >

[15:22:26] ysalamiri i cannot goto ireland

[15:22:52] ysalamiri since early 90s yes, but thats not why

[15:23:04] ysalamiri black'n'tans hmm

[15:28:49] ysalamiri wez: fav maiden song?

[15:29:10] ysalamiri hi Chiester

[15:29:14] ysalamiri ah classic

[15:29:48] ysalamiri im stuck on 3 tracks atm

[15:30:23] ysalamiri 1. beethovens 3rd movement of moonlight sonata by tina S

[15:30:36] ysalamiri .2 hallowed be...-x

[15:30:49] ysalamiri 3. vai - for the love of God

[15:30:56] ysalamiri i know her wez

[15:31:08] ysalamiri she msg me from a yt comment

[15:31:24] ysalamiri before she went to uni, invited me to her discord yak

[15:31:42] ysalamiri she passed, she's formed own band now

[15:31:53] ysalamiri yep, lawyer or somar

[15:32:36] ysalamiri i listened to one of her tracks in new band, wasnt that good imho, but she's a cracking young lady who can play the fk out a guitar

[15:32:49] ysalamiri still in frogville, france

[15:33:12] ysalamiri shes a damn nice person dude, humble ya know?

[15:46:58] ysalamiri <@Ahsoka> Motorheads songs are also classic <--- yep, saw em live twice. RIP lemmy

[15:57:11] ysalamiri 1 at a time or a rampant nostril orgy o.Ô

[15:57:50] ysalamiri i'd luv to say ive a giant c0ck but thats physically impossible, even for a drunken scot

[15:58:06] ysalamiri aye but your as daft as a brush Ahsoka

[16:12:59] ysalamiri sup jeff

[16:35:20] ysalamiri myatt

[16:35:31] ysalamiri sorry wrong window

[17:22:20] ysalamiri what does this button do

[17:22:29] ysalamiri spanks for the marmaries Ahsoka

[17:22:40] ysalamiri lmao

[17:22:56] ysalamiri s'ok getting a laf n joke innit

[17:23:21] ysalamiri <%Syndus> Aloha snackbar! <--- thats a keeper

[17:23:29] ysalamiri .quote add <%Syndus> Aloha snackbar!

[17:23:42] ysalamiri lmao

[17:23:58] ysalamiri bloddy el

[17:24:19] ysalamiri Rudolph: only a good sailor sails all the sea's.

[17:24:25] ysalamiri even the red one.

[17:24:46] ysalamiri he tried to bully me earlier

[17:24:57] ysalamiri was pretty funny tbh

[17:25:20] ysalamiri i chat to those who chat back

[17:25:24] ysalamiri simple stuff

[17:26:18] ysalamiri rolls eyes

[17:26:34] ysalamiri lolx

[17:26:39] ysalamiri on ye go achmed

[17:26:58] ysalamiri 2 fur a pound

[17:27:00] ysalamiri har har

[17:27:29] ysalamiri -ahem-

[17:27:33] ysalamiri <-- here

[17:29:58] ysalamiri zoiks

[17:30:16] ysalamiri from the book of "zoiks - vol ii"

[17:30:32] ysalamiri theology is hilarious

[17:30:37] ysalamiri talking snakes

[17:30:41] ysalamiri oh boy

[17:31:09] ysalamiri i believe in a higher power, but some shit out the bible and quran, vedic texts are hilarious

[17:31:40] ysalamiri that needs holy bog roll lol

[17:32:04] ysalamiri then u get into the nephalim and the folk with 6 phallanges

[17:32:17] ysalamiri its a wabbit hole

[17:32:42] ysalamiri strike out text? dahell does that mean

[17:33:00] ysalamiri oh //run charmap

[17:33:16] ysalamiri .//say $chr(30)

[17:33:19] ysalamiri None

[17:33:28] ysalamiri ack, close lol

[17:34:24] ysalamiri u mean ctrl + u - underline?

[17:34:27] ysalamiri Valware

[17:34:39] ysalamiri like this

[17:35:05] ysalamiri ctrl + u quicker

[17:35:13] ysalamiri u on mirc?

[17:35:33] ysalamiri okies

[17:35:58] ysalamiri nopes, ctrl + e + txt == just plain text

[17:36:56] ysalamiri lolz

[17:37:03] ysalamiri im too drunk for this shite

[17:37:19] ysalamiri i am calm

[17:37:29] ysalamiri i only chat here when i am calm

[17:37:58] ysalamiri erks

[17:38:29] ysalamiri i apologise if i was out of line, but if ppl will be treat as they treat me,

[17:38:32] ysalamiri tee hee.

[17:39:03] ysalamiri :)

[17:39:46] ysalamiri i wanted to play guitar today but drank too rapidly

[17:39:59] ysalamiri consarnit

[17:40:12] ysalamiri ah achmed,

[17:40:18] ysalamiri Valware: kk hf

[17:40:44] ysalamiri achmed, please remember this, as it wont change until it happens in that brain of yours

[17:40:54] ysalamiri learn majors, minors and 7ths

[17:41:00] ysalamiri thats 21 chords

[17:41:26] ysalamiri then learn the 5 in between, wez knows the score

[17:41:45] ysalamiri once u nail them, u can play pretty much anything.

[17:41:56] ysalamiri plug the pug

[17:42:12] ysalamiri neah

[17:42:48] ysalamiri lets all join a chat room on a chat server not to chat esjay? genius.

[17:43:52] ysalamiri lol KurtGodel

[17:44:06] ysalamiri i am pretty drunk so will leave ye all in peace

[17:44:44] ysalamiri bur esjay, Rudolph; i dun do requests

[17:44:51] ysalamiri but*

[18:31:35] ysalamiri well spelt

[18:32:13] ysalamiri these are not the droids ye looking for

[18:32:27] ysalamiri sup sushi-chan, hows tricks?

[18:32:43] ysalamiri lol zof

[18:32:56] ysalamiri no, i asked how is life

[18:33:01] ysalamiri uk vernacular.

[18:33:10] ysalamiri not mt fault yer german ;p

[18:33:12] ysalamiri my*

[18:33:17] ysalamiri kekeke no.,

[18:33:42] ysalamiri ooooh that reminds me, is there a cmd on Internets for books?

[18:33:56] ysalamiri like .imdb but for books?

[18:34:03] ysalamiri ah, ty

[18:34:25] ysalamiri achmed, some of us are :)

[18:34:52] ysalamiri aye, those papery things..

[18:35:03] ysalamiri lmao

[18:35:24] ysalamiri george-bean just wrote a book, is being published and all

[18:36:06] ysalamiri i can create music w/o thought, but lyrics of a song? no chance, i cant do it

[18:36:20] ysalamiri yet i can talk a power of shyte on irc

[18:36:26] ysalamiri aye

[18:36:35] ysalamiri u need a bell roon yer neck

[18:36:40] ysalamiri och aye

[18:41:36] ysalamiri :)

[18:42:15] ysalamiri lolx

[18:42:28] ysalamiri np

[18:42:38] ysalamiri nice to be nice

[18:42:50] ysalamiri lol

[18:43:14] ysalamiri 1 less user? yeah i get the idea, do u?

[18:43:28] ysalamiri =o

[18:43:39] ysalamiri oh wow sushi-chan what a q

[18:43:47] ysalamiri thank fk im not eating dinner

[18:43:49] ysalamiri heya Hotties

[18:44:11] ysalamiri hes on a new fridge high

[18:44:19] ysalamiri :D

[18:44:51] ysalamiri cant kick anyone in here, its the wild west

[18:45:07] ysalamiri no

[18:45:17] ysalamiri better to lift ups than put down

[18:45:41] ysalamiri lmao

[18:45:43] ysalamiri neah

[18:46:31] ysalamiri baaaaaaaaah

[18:47:10] ysalamiri this chan and ireland is playing havok with my trivia scores

[18:47:20] ysalamiri you're all fired.

[18:47:30] ysalamiri mmm, drugs

[18:47:34] ysalamiri sup CrystalMath

[18:47:45] ysalamiri remember me?

[18:47:58] ysalamiri nah we met b4

[18:48:12] ysalamiri troy, kurt, krashed

[18:48:20] ysalamiri before krashed turned green

[18:48:40] ysalamiri know me now?

[18:48:47] ysalamiri no

[18:48:51] ysalamiri troy == fkck

[18:49:04] ysalamiri troy == fkcd*

[18:49:10] ysalamiri dun matter

[18:49:21] ysalamiri when we shared chans. nets we were cul then

[18:49:23] ysalamiri so cul now

[18:49:50] ysalamiri yeah but em cheese eating surrender monkeys are twats.

[18:51:44] ysalamiri Rudolph: iono, should it

[18:51:48] ysalamiri u say

[18:51:49] ysalamiri >

[18:52:09] ysalamiri shouldnt u have a rope round yer neck

[18:52:16] ysalamiri lawlz

[18:52:26] ysalamiri jk ofc :)

[18:52:46] ysalamiri and the young ignore wisdom

[18:53:02] ysalamiri u need to drink more Kowal

[18:53:13] ysalamiri im calm achmed, padding off to play triv

[18:53:35] ysalamiri yer pal Rudolph started on me, and i bow to nobody

[18:53:45] ysalamiri so quid pro quo i guess.

[18:53:50] ysalamiri wokays

[18:53:54] ysalamiri :)

[18:54:35] ysalamiri Rudolph: i don't suffer from arthritis

[18:54:44] ysalamiri what ya on about

[18:55:15] ysalamiri my dad died cos of coffee

[18:55:40] ysalamiri i think his age and viagra were factors too though.

[18:56:05] ysalamiri sushi-chan: all i know is he had massive heart attack and was deed afore he hit the floor

[18:56:22] ysalamiri kk, trivia time, i leave ye all in peace

[18:56:46] ysalamiri im sure ct will bounce in drunk any min :D

[18:56:53] ysalamiri yw achmed :)

[18:56:55] ysalamiri oh btw

[18:57:06] ysalamiri helenah either in hiding or quit

[18:57:08] ysalamiri so

[18:57:10] ysalamiri wtg

[18:57:28] ysalamiri possibly

[18:57:35] ysalamiri iono anything abt the pedo thing

[18:57:45] ysalamiri the gender issue i do

[18:58:39] ysalamiri sushi-chan: just drink shedloads of booze

[18:58:51] ysalamiri when u get drunk, do a line

[18:58:55] ysalamiri drink more

[18:58:58] ysalamiri meh

[18:59:23] ysalamiri hey ct is not my creation

[18:59:49] ysalamiri was u who told me he's still oan it like a car bonnet when he lied to me in prvmsg

[19:15:58] ysalamiri wait whut

[19:16:01] ysalamiri rabies shot?

[19:16:03] ysalamiri rewind

[19:16:20] ysalamiri howdafuq u get el rabies to start wiff

[19:16:48] ysalamiri so why rabies shot if no rabies

[19:16:50] ysalamiri !!hint

[19:17:26] ysalamiri and u just say yeah stick the needle in ?

[19:17:28] ysalamiri idiot

[19:17:57] ysalamiri sometimes i am Jax, atm no

[19:18:12] ysalamiri steps off

[19:18:29] ysalamiri just saying, why accept a jag in arm if u dun need it

[19:18:37] ysalamiri if thats retarded, lock me ups

[19:19:19] ysalamiri wanna knock off the retard and dumbass crap plz?

[19:19:31] ysalamiri im not calling u any names

[19:19:57] ysalamiri nah, im a black belt in insulting, then i grew up

[19:20:11] ysalamiri kk, fair dooz

[19:20:56] ysalamiri i may have to urinate on u later though, see how my mood is, ho ho ho.

[19:21:08] ysalamiri word to the wise Jax

[19:21:18] ysalamiri be free

[19:21:30] ysalamiri i can take a joke & insult

[19:21:36] ysalamiri can yew?

[19:21:48] ysalamiri lol ok

[19:22:10] ysalamiri how many worldwide Kowal?

[19:22:27] ysalamiri Jax: its all good bro, chill

[19:23:04] ysalamiri i didnt do it

[19:23:30] ysalamiri i prefer pussy

[19:23:48] ysalamiri but i bow to nobody

[19:24:03] ysalamiri laters Jax, tc

[19:24:26] ysalamiri <&Rudolph> It's kinda hard to know if he's insulting people or not coz he can barely write in english, h4.

[19:24:39] ysalamiri aye sometimes i dunno even when typing it, ha ha ha.

[19:24:57] ysalamiri dont joint ireland that place is nutz

[19:25:34] ysalamiri mine not worked online for a year CrystalMath

[19:26:00] ysalamiri achmed, havent u did enuff damage

[19:26:08] ysalamiri u gave a new fridge now

[19:26:17] ysalamiri u need locked up lolx

[19:26:28] ysalamiri !hookahz

[19:27:01] ysalamiri i tried my best with tors but didnt understand a damn word

[19:27:27] ysalamiri slim == phat skinny cunt

[19:27:35] ysalamiri ho ho ho

[19:28:11] ysalamiri CrystalMath == that u kurt?

[19:28:35] ysalamiri CrystalMath == that u kurt?

[19:28:44] ysalamiri nvm

[19:29:06] ysalamiri sushi-chan: try pr0n movies, loads happens

[20:13:27] ysalamiri are dvd's still a thing?

[20:13:43] ysalamiri CrystalMath: try lsd

[20:14:01] ysalamiri wait, whut

[20:14:23] ysalamiri sushi, are u a wild amish rebel on eccies

[20:14:55] ysalamiri ah i thought kurt == notk kurt

[20:15:08] ysalamiri whew its KurtGodel kurt

[20:15:25] ysalamiri .quote add <@sushi-chan> I accidentally built a house <-- amish on lsd

[20:15:42] ysalamiri KurtGodel: ty kind sir, i do me best!

[21:01:23] ysalamiri chu chu

[21:01:35] ysalamiri desmond has a barell in the marketplace

[21:01:44] ysalamiri molly is a singer in a band

[21:02:03] ysalamiri name that tune manc

[21:02:30] ysalamiri oh bloodi oh bla lah lah, lah lag life goes on

[21:02:38] ysalamiri heathens!

[21:03:04] ysalamiri fkn classic, how ye not ken that yin deadly?

[21:03:14] ysalamiri you're fired

[21:03:27] ysalamiri aww

[21:03:30] ysalamiri unfired

[21:03:35] ysalamiri ye oan it yet?

[21:03:47] ysalamiri LOL

[21:05:02] ysalamiri haters

[21:05:32] ysalamiri aye? is it? moan up here n say it face tae face

[21:05:42] ysalamiri see how things go

[21:06:23] ysalamiri i'll get ye proper drunk n stoned so stop yer starting ya deep fried fart douchnozzel

[21:06:47] ysalamiri yak the yawldy yak, know whit am oan aboot ya bellend

[21:07:05] ysalamiri you cudnae hit watter if ye fell oot a boat, come get yer dinner!

[21:07:12] ysalamiri hey pokey

[21:07:39] ysalamiri nuts as usual i think PokeyBear83

[21:07:54] ysalamiri not been in #computertech for cpl days but these folk are nutjobs

[21:08:13] ysalamiri hows ya goodself?

[21:08:28] ysalamiri deadly: google scottish enlightenment

[21:08:40] ysalamiri +b rly?

[21:10:14] ysalamiri id love to knock fk out a polarbear

[21:10:37] ysalamiri even a shitty left before it eates me

[21:12:27] ysalamiri tbh pokey it does look a bit on a c0ck sucking side

[21:12:46] ysalamiri yeah like running bsd gonna WOKE

[21:13:33] ysalamiri up the duff again deadly?

[21:13:57] ysalamiri he he

[21:14:22] ysalamiri PokeyBear83: try rm -rf /

[21:14:24] ysalamiri kekeke

[21:14:31] ysalamiri OR

[21:14:35] ysalamiri quicker way

[21:14:44] ysalamiri chmod -R 777 /

[21:14:53] ysalamiri that will screw any nix box up

[21:15:31] ysalamiri deadly: dude 1 day i will tell u who and what i am

[21:15:45] ysalamiri haha

[21:15:52] ysalamiri Sander: im straight

[21:15:59] ysalamiri who u eler?

[21:16:09] ysalamiri oh boy

[21:16:14] ysalamiri !nurse

[21:16:29] ysalamiri Sander: stfu, dun talk c0ck abt others

[21:16:54] ysalamiri oops

[21:17:19] ysalamiri yeah, harmless geek.

[21:17:36] ysalamiri get the white out ya bawbag

[21:17:41] ysalamiri stop talking c0ck

[21:18:04] ysalamiri i got loads of brandy left n Q of green

[21:18:10] ysalamiri i do as i god damn please

[21:18:38] ysalamiri im honest

[21:19:00] ysalamiri yo TeKn0Shaman

[21:19:19] ysalamiri an old m8 of mine manc, hes cul as

[21:19:25] ysalamiri hes oldschool

[21:19:46] ysalamiri american i think

[21:19:49] ysalamiri not sure

[21:20:08] ysalamiri ikr

[21:20:16] ysalamiri loads of family in states

[21:20:18] ysalamiri all morons

[21:20:26] ysalamiri every last 1

[21:21:03] ysalamiri well, we educated n populated planet earth, so i guess the denny is on us scots.

[21:21:07] ysalamiri lmao

[21:21:10] ysalamiri bar EL

[21:21:11] ysalamiri ?

[21:21:21] ysalamiri dude, day i was born my dad was in barlonnie

[21:21:28] ysalamiri yo

[21:21:45] ysalamiri u rly shoyuld intro yaself here TeKn0Shaman

[21:21:54] ysalamiri save me doing it, cos ive a life too

[21:22:03] ysalamiri deadly: hes gud ppl

[21:22:09] ysalamiri oldtimer

[21:22:10] ysalamiri aye

[21:22:27] ysalamiri hmm

[21:22:49] ysalamiri well, lets looky looky then

[21:23:39] ysalamiri hes lazy irc user, afk for months trying to fuck aardvarks or somar

[21:24:23] ysalamiri hell no

[21:24:33] ysalamiri irc with bells n whistles

[21:24:49] ysalamiri same folk there as there is here. why bother

[21:25:00] ysalamiri lol iwof

[21:25:40] ysalamiri so TeKn0Shaman

[21:25:55] ysalamiri whats new

[21:26:17] ysalamiri before these 2 morons start playing kickban for a laf

[21:26:26] ysalamiri #computertech is wild west

[21:26:37] ysalamiri even channie owner is banned

[21:26:48] ysalamiri aye ya manky manc

[21:26:59] ysalamiri get the reefers wrapped :P

[21:27:26] ysalamiri TeKn0Shaman: u have a job?

[21:27:45] ysalamiri deadly: yeah i just say no to drink n drugs troo

[21:27:49] ysalamiri -burps-

[21:28:07] ysalamiri everyone here builds puters, what else

[21:28:19] ysalamiri i want a casio 90x rebuilt from 1979

[21:29:16] ysalamiri tablets

[21:29:24] ysalamiri kk && tyt

[21:31:59] ysalamiri aye manky manc

[21:32:01] ysalamiri by all means take your time and hurry up's. no rush here.

[21:32:07] ysalamiri sup Neo ?

[21:32:28] ysalamiri hows trix

[21:32:47] ysalamiri zoiks

[21:32:52] ysalamiri what job?

[21:33:23] ysalamiri oh, so talk crap all day and get paid

[21:33:32] ysalamiri on salary or commision?

[21:34:00] ysalamiri so u work in asda is it

[21:34:09] ysalamiri shelf stacker

[21:34:25] ysalamiri <+Neo_Nemesis> sales assosciate at a department store

[21:34:29] ysalamiri mannequin!

[21:34:37] ysalamiri lmao

[21:34:52] ysalamiri low hanging fruit me oldy, had to be done haha

[21:35:31] ysalamiri aye, wtg

[21:35:41] ysalamiri im too long in tooth to do work

[21:36:06] ysalamiri i been offered a 500 plant grow tho in bzness unit, still pondering

[21:36:21] ysalamiri lotta dough deadly, but lotta stress

[21:36:46] ysalamiri up the way m8

[21:36:58] ysalamiri better to create than destroy

[21:37:43] ysalamiri i used to work a shedload of 12-18 hr shifts when i worked in electronix

[21:37:55] ysalamiri made a fortune, but had zero life

[21:38:38] ysalamiri got to suit n tie job n ended up needing 1.5g charlie to get thru the day

[21:39:02] ysalamiri then 20mg temazepam to zzzz#

[21:39:40] ysalamiri this was lemme think, early 2000's

[21:40:26] ysalamiri ching was prolly around 70% pire, i paid 400 for a quarter

[21:40:35] ysalamiri pure*

[21:40:51] ysalamiri no it wasnt

[21:40:58] ysalamiri was 2-% pure nack then

[21:41:02] ysalamiri 20*

[21:41:09] ysalamiri but i was hooked ups

[21:41:11] ysalamiri cos im me

[21:42:02] ysalamiri never took the broon nor crack mucka

[21:42:11] ysalamiri raw opium a few times

[21:42:18] ysalamiri man the 90s were awesome

[21:42:24] ysalamiri eccies, lsd

[21:42:42] ysalamiri the whole dance scene at the time, life changing

[21:43:15] ysalamiri get to wednesday and all we thought abt was, whos holding 50 eccies

[21:43:30] ysalamiri doves, broon biscuts

[21:43:41] ysalamiri techno hardcore

[21:43:45] ysalamiri on the dance floor

[21:43:50] ysalamiri know the score

[21:44:01] ysalamiri or fo0k off

[21:44:34] ysalamiri deadly: last grow of green i did was to help a mate pay his ching debt off

[21:44:39] ysalamiri 8 plants

[21:44:43] ysalamiri blue cheese

[21:44:50] ysalamiri Neo_Nemesis: yep

[21:45:22] ysalamiri deadly: dude. we snorted the lot in 14 hrs between the two of us

[21:45:46] ysalamiri then i started doing it for hobby, not for dinero

[21:45:50] ysalamiri the white

[21:45:53] ysalamiri 90% pure

[21:46:03] ysalamiri cos thats how he had his debt

[21:46:18] ysalamiri him n his bro were like kray brothers

[21:46:53] ysalamiri built like tanks and not to be pushed, but 1 ran up a debt with wrong fella

[21:47:35] ysalamiri mn thankfully

[21:47:49] ysalamiri money burns, ppl dont

[21:47:59] ysalamiri unless u have 50 gallons of petrol lol

[21:48:42] ysalamiri owe ppl still owe me bits n bobs deadly, but its like, 2 quid dor a rin of hcc cider or somat x20

[21:48:49] ysalamiri im not calling anyone on that

[21:48:56] ysalamiri im an alky, i understand

[21:49:21] ysalamiri wow good deal

[21:49:30] ysalamiri proper green?

[21:49:54] ysalamiri lol awesome deal then

[21:50:22] ysalamiri great, now i wana skin up haha

[21:50:42] ysalamiri lol sp

[21:51:17] ysalamiri neo: sec i take screenshots of my last grow

[21:53:19] ysalamiri Neo_Nemesis: https://prnt.sc/OmRurkiYQW-f

[21:54:05] ysalamiri https://prnt.sc/dc36OgNACBdf

[21:54:19] ysalamiri in a tent in back bedroom

[21:54:21] ysalamiri 12

[21:54:53] ysalamiri started as 16 but i walked into water em 1 night drunk as a skunk and knocked 4 over and killed em

[21:55:17] ysalamiri that grow i got 7-8 ounce from each plant

[21:55:23] ysalamiri was 12 that came to flower

[21:56:03] ysalamiri yep, thats what im down to on my personal now

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