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Friday, December 22, 2023
[00:00:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:00:09] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[00:00:09] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.755s, which makes you a total of 609 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[00:00:36] * Rizon set mode +o CoolKevin
[00:00:36] * CoolKevin joined #computertech
[00:01:43] deadly CoolKevin isnt cool
[00:02:43] CoolKevin oh
[00:03:27] deadly yeah
[00:03:35] deadly someone had to tell you
[00:04:22] CoolKevin lucky I do not listen to gossip
[00:04:31] deadly its not gossip
[00:04:36] deadly its FACT!
[00:04:46] CoolKevin ok
[00:04:54] deadly :)
[00:04:55] Ahsoka Its a trap
[00:04:58] CoolKevin keep dreaming
[00:05:15] deadly i dream about being as cool as you
[00:05:26] deadly im just putting on a front
[00:05:39] deadly i can't stand being in ur coolness
[00:05:49] deadly while im such a nerd
[00:06:26] CoolKevin nice
[00:06:33] deadly :(
[00:06:43] deadly ur so awesome and cool mate
[00:06:45] Ahsoka Stick your head in a freezer it'll make you cool
[00:06:47] deadly im sorry
[00:07:06] deadly Ahsoka i know we made up
[00:07:13] deadly but ur jokes suck
[00:08:35] Ahsoka At leadt most of the time but i do have rare funny moments
[00:09:07] deadly when lol
[00:09:29] deadly never made me laugh i don't think :(
[00:10:49] Ahsoka My sense of humor doesn't mesh with yours i have made ComputerTech laugh
[00:11:54] deadly ComputerTech is simple!
[00:12:18] deadly .k ComputerTech
[00:12:19] Ahsoka Lol
[00:12:22] deadly :(
[00:13:24] Ahsoka Maybe like the force my humor only works on the weak minded?
[00:13:39] deadly probably mate
[00:13:40] * Rizon set mode +o irish666
[00:13:40] * irish666 joined #computertech
[00:13:46] tr [T] <~Valware> meight
[00:13:55] deadly you know any sick jokes?
[00:13:56] irish666 im soooooooooo hungry ;;;;________;;;;; i want onion rings
[00:14:02] irish666 fucccckkkkkkkk
[00:14:20] tr [T] <~Valware> get onion rings!!
[00:14:25] irish666 cant
[00:14:31] irish666 too fat to exist
[00:14:41] deadly i have onion rings
[00:14:43] tr [T] <~Valware> what
[00:14:48] irish666 not my words, thats what my doctor said
[00:14:50] deadly i'll email you some lol
[00:14:52] irish666 lol
[00:15:10] deadly not had them in a while actually
[00:15:12] tr [T] <~Valware> "too fat to exist" is not a doctoral diagnosis :/
[00:15:13] irish666 they sell some near me with coca cola batter? idfk but they taste normal and good
[00:15:17] deadly covered in salt
[00:15:17] tr [T] <~Valware> that's just... body shaming I think..
[00:15:20] irish666 Valware: it is
[00:15:39] deadly irish666
[00:15:42] irish666 yeah
[00:15:45] tr [T] <~Valware> how fat are you?
[00:15:47] deadly you like salt on them?
[00:16:07] irish666 yeah salt and ketchup would be ace
[00:16:15] deadly i like salt on my onion rings
[00:16:16] Ahsoka Most restaurants seem to not get how to make a good onion ring, same goes to pepper poppers
[00:16:18] deadly yeahhhhhh
[00:16:36] deadly i normally just have salt
[00:16:44] irish666 uh 190 days of deficit Valware
[00:16:48] deadly but tomato sauce would be decent lol
[00:16:52] tr [T] <~Valware> what does that mean
[00:16:56] irish666 im at 171 lbs now
[00:17:01] irish666 from 232 lol
[00:17:03] irish666 im so
[00:17:03] deadly thats light
[00:17:10] deadly well done irish
[00:17:12] tr [T] <~Valware> I'm not good at converting weight to size D: one sec
[00:17:24] irish666 deadly i wanna eat the entire world lol
[00:17:25] tr [T] <~Valware> that's not fat
[00:17:26] deadly big weight loss
[00:17:28] Ahsoka Im 98 lbs
[00:17:40] deadly whats that in stone
[00:17:43] tr [T] <~Valware> 7 stone
[00:17:55] irish666 i lost like 4.5 stone
[00:17:59] irish666 yeah weird
[00:18:02] Ahsoka But im 4 11
[00:18:08] irish666 midget lol
[00:18:09] deadly im 6ft 4
[00:18:27] deadly im about 16 stone
[00:18:31] deadly beer belly
[00:18:35] irish666 5 foot 9 and eating 1250kcal is fucking rough
[00:18:42] deadly skinny on me arms n legs
[00:18:54] deadly just my gut
[00:19:48] deadly oh well lost 9 stone since early 30's
[00:19:50] deadly lol
[00:19:57] irish666 onion rings get fucked up so often like they try to fob me off with breaded bullshit sometimes
[00:20:01] irish666 wow 9
[00:20:11] deadly yeah
[00:20:21] deadly i was 25 stone drinking every night
[00:20:30] deadly im like 16 now
[00:20:45] irish666 i need to buy shoes to run in cause its winter and the ground has turned to shit
[00:20:52] deadly just a beer gut
[00:20:56] deadly yeah
[00:21:06] deadly i ain't got a run in me lol
[00:21:28] irish666 lol me neither i can jog but running is deadly
[00:21:36] deadly yeah i can walk
[00:21:43] deadly walk for miles
[00:21:45] irish666 i can run half a mile rn and die at the end
[00:21:56] irish666 lol
[00:22:00] deadly but no where nice to walk round here
[00:22:18] deadly shit hole no nice parks
[00:22:26] deadly just a ghetto
[00:22:35] irish666 its very select here too, probably gonna be playing dodge-the-dog-shit a lot of the time
[00:22:43] deadly probably get stabbed doing a walk
[00:22:54] deadly yeah and dog shit
[00:23:20] deadly pisses me off lol
[00:23:39] irish666 you see a lot of yuppies jogging n running, the healthy bastards so im gonna try and become one
[00:23:44] * Rizon set mode +h Syndus
[00:23:44] * Syndus joined #computertech
[00:23:44] deadly you hopping on discord irish666
[00:24:10] irish666 tomorrow i will i dont have much battery rn
[00:24:16] deadly ok mate
[00:24:23] irish666 yeah tomorrow should be good
[00:24:36] deadly i'll not be on tomorrow im busy
[00:24:44] irish666 ah fuck
[00:24:53] deadly yeah
[00:25:01] deadly nearly xmas innit
[00:25:07] irish666 oh yeah shit
[00:25:09] deadly we'll see
[00:25:26] deadly might do
[00:25:33] irish666 you buy yourself anything this year?
[00:25:42] deadly nah
[00:25:49] deadly just sorted family out
[00:26:21] irish666 yeah same
[00:26:33] * deadly set mode +b thefathermind!*@*
[00:26:51] deadly fuck that guy
[00:27:11] irish666 botting the birds innit
[00:27:16] deadly script using prick
[00:27:21] deadly lol
[00:27:24] deadly yeah
[00:27:59] deadly im not arsed
[00:28:07] deadly i hardly play it
[00:28:20] deadly but it should be classed as cheating
[00:28:26] irish666 it is
[00:28:31] irish666 it used to be anyways
[00:28:37] deadly ya
[00:28:45] deadly just chanstats now
[00:28:59] deadly ComputerTech trying to get to #1
[00:29:01] irish666 man eating food is such bullshit they put some special crack in it to make me addicted to crap
[00:29:09] deadly lol
[00:29:15] deadly you starving yeah
[00:29:21] irish666 started dreaming about all sorts of shit
[00:29:22] deadly you got no gum?
[00:29:38] * Syndus throws potatoes and cabbage
[00:29:41] irish666 just ran out yeah didnt notice
[00:29:42] deadly im not a big eater
[00:29:51] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS hubba bubba or bubble yum gum?
[00:29:53] deadly i just drink
[00:30:01] * Rizon set mode +o jeff_stacey
[00:30:01] * jeff_stacey joined #computertech
[00:30:04] irish666 it was extra, and it was shit lol
[00:30:12] irish666 ah booze
[00:30:15] deadly yeah lol
[00:30:19] irish666 that'll do it lol
[00:30:26] irish666 i dont drink but id eat the house
[00:30:34] deadly thats why im skinny on the legs n arms ut not the gut
[00:30:46] deadly but not the gut lol
[00:31:05] irish666 lol yeah it all falls differently
[00:31:35] irish666 eating the amount of protein i am now makes me wanna top myself lol
[00:31:45] deadly lol
[00:31:46] irish666 like 130-160g
[00:31:54] deadly i hate eating bro
[00:32:00] ysalamiri wb jeff
[00:32:13] deadly ysalamiri go bed bro
[00:32:18] irish666 yeah i hate eating consistently... one n done
[00:32:23] irish666 is what i like
[00:32:30] deadly i eat once a day if that
[00:32:53] irish666 what do you drink mostly
[00:32:57] deadly had a chicken mayo sarnie today
[00:32:59] irish666 any beer?
[00:33:01] deadly lager
[00:33:04] irish666 ah
[00:33:09] deadly mainly fosters
[00:33:14] franstam lager is nice
[00:33:14] deadly cheap beer
[00:33:16] irish666 where from, the sandwich
[00:33:21] irish666 you made it?
[00:33:24] deadly yeah
[00:33:31] deadly chicken breast
[00:33:35] deadly light mayo
[00:33:42] deadly white bread lol
[00:33:51] irish666 nice one i could do with with some sandwich making materials
[00:33:58] deadly yeah
[00:34:06] deadly you still in the cabin
[00:34:14] irish666 yeah
[00:34:21] irish666 dark as all fuck
[00:34:24] deadly need a piss might even turn into a shit brb
[00:34:29] irish666 lol
[00:34:42] irish666 gonna smoke
[00:36:20] deadly was a wee
[00:36:23] deadly lol
[00:36:30] deadly smoke thats an idea
[00:36:37] * End3r set mode -b thefathermind!*@*
[00:36:59] * deadly set mode +b thefathermind!*@*
[00:37:03] deadly fu End3r
[00:37:06] * End3r set mode +e thefathermind!*@*
[00:37:10] * End3r set mode -b thefathermind!*@*
[00:37:15] deadly fu End3r
[00:37:17] * deadly set mode +b thefathermind!*@*
[00:37:17] End3r fu deadly
[00:37:22] * TheFatherMind joined #computertech
[00:37:31] * End3r set mode +q TheFatherMind
[00:37:37] TheFatherMind WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!
[00:37:53] deadly ur gay thats what
[00:38:07] ysalamiri idiots like u shouting?
[00:38:10] TheFatherMind I think there needs to be a blow test before people are alowed to use ops.
[00:38:22] * LimitServ set mode +l 262
[00:38:40] deadly stop using a script
[00:38:48] deadly then it'll be sweet fgt
[00:38:57] * ysalamiri set mode +b *!*@wtf.am.i.doing.here
[00:39:17] * ysalamiri set mode +b *!*TheFather@*.am.i.doing.here
[00:39:18] * ysalamiri set mode +b *!*@*.am.i.doing.here
[00:39:19] * ysalamiri set mode +b TheFatherMind!~TheFather@wtf.am.i.doing.here
[00:39:21] * ysalamiri set mode +b TheFatherMind!*TheFather@wtf.am.i.doing.here
[00:39:22] * ysalamiri set mode +b TheFatherMind!*@wtf.am.i.doing.here
[00:39:23] * ysalamiri set mode +b TheFatherMind!*TheFather@*.am.i.doing.here
[00:39:24] * ysalamiri set mode +b TheFatherMind!*@*.am.i.doing.here
[00:39:26] ysalamiri heh
[00:39:27] TheFatherMind Oh god
[00:39:29] ysalamiri u say lamer
[00:39:34] ysalamiri eat shit and die is it?
[00:39:52] ysalamiri treat ppl as u wish to be treat
[00:40:02] ysalamiri or i urinate on u for fun.
[00:40:04] TheFatherMind I am not even talking to him.
[00:40:12] ysalamiri well get a grip
[00:40:26] deadly ur a fag turn ur script off and play when ur here
[00:40:32] End3r Just because I am a dick
[00:40:36] * End3r set mode -bbbb TheFatherMind!*@*.am.i.doing.here TheFatherMind!*TheFather@*.am.i.doing.here TheFatherMind!*@wtf.am.i.doing.here TheFatherMind!*TheFather@wtf.am.i.doing.here
[00:40:36] * End3r set mode -bbbb TheFatherMind!~TheFather@wtf.am.i.doing.here *!*@*.am.i.doing.here *!*TheFather@*.am.i.doing.here *!*@wtf.am.i.doing.here
[00:40:36] * End3r set mode -bbbb thefathermind!*@* *Adolf*!*@* CoolAdolf!*@* *!*@Rizon-5DFA054F.res.spectrum.com
[00:40:36] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@just.some.lame creepylilly!*@* *!*@Rizon-8B1778FA.lightspeed.dybhfl.sbcglobal.net *!*@87EC60E5.CE473F37.A225BD83.IP
[00:40:38] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@hks.ewg.rulez *!*@QuantScalper.eX-algoHFTer *!*@FDB1145B:3D1C0674:D2ABFEE5:IP DuckHunts!~qwebirc@ED449642.CD66865D.F4BEC103.IP
[00:40:41] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@48ECB225.AFE89E42.809BBBEC.IP *!*@1779F629.350AD938.EC831B18.IP *!*@Rizon-5A783D6C.cust.tzulo.com x_!~AQUABERRY@R4iNiNG.d0wN.HeLLfiRE
[00:40:44] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@bow.bitch *!uid385576@* *!*@Rizon-948617B1.cust.wifirst.net *!*@Rizon-EA331CC8.com
[00:40:46] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@Rizon-815A98E4.cust.tele2.se *!*@Rizon-5DADF425.enyc.org.uk *!*@A0A6F358.3ABC9D5E.4DAA4273.IP *!*@F3A47879:686BF421:D2ABFEE5:IP
[00:40:46] deadly u are a dick en3
[00:40:49] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@4901B8CA.E20ADD2.23E5224F.IP *!*@B42A4DED.50697D60.FCC3A605.IP *!*skraito@*.D197A6DC.FCC3A605.IP *!*@145AA1CD.B4AB0CEA.C1685743.IP
[00:40:52] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!~Hans@wandering.lumbridge.castle.2007.runescape *!*@A7ADD93A.78B1C0D4.B6045EC.IP *!*@90D33D5C:FB8EEAEA:13704617:IP *!*@6520255E.1F3721DA.A225BD83.IP
[00:40:55] ysalamiri good call End3r
[00:40:55] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@7F065F49.ECF41CA7.F3DE15CC.IP *!*@9DE17F32.6BB5FF94.6B70D0BE.IP *!*@50C313E.1FF59FBC.11D3D774.IP *!*@B4FE50A2.C5A9E5EC.3AF4B95E.IP
[00:40:58] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@C41A948.5B660372.B5C015D1.IP KeKou!~zhang@342E15EC.5B660372.B5C015D1.IP *!*@A5CBE1FD.7342BA15.D8CEAEC6.IP *!*@Rizon-C08F722D.dsl.bell.ca
[00:41:01] deadly you removed all bans
[00:41:01] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@D360C7E4.FA2F7179.8C048293.IP *!*@Rizon-F766F522.dsl.bell.ca *!*@Alien.Luka.Interstellar *!*@thetromt.time.and.space
[00:41:04] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@Rizon-6D912560.public.monkeybrains.net *!*@A8AF717B.B3470CC3.69B9BDA5.IP *!*@za.to *!*@1AC8381B.6A2FA1CA.FF59C80A.IP
[00:41:07] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@148D277F.D70FC465.F0197B87.IP *!*@30D0B076.A28246B.FF59C80A.IP *!*@Rizon-903EC79B.hampstead.irccloud.com *!*@6D57CBAA.59E72431.F1B41673.IP
[00:41:10] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*ggggg@*.retail.telecomitalia.it *!*@Rizon-890817C8.bandalarga.bcmg.com.br *!*@191.96.36.89 *!*@Rizon-9854C53F.um44.pools.vodafone-ip.de
[00:41:13] * End3r set mode -bbbb *!*@7FED32E3:85B25209:422547B2:IP absentia!*@* *!*@i.am.cute *!*@laugh.often
[00:41:14] ysalamiri no deadly, its weekend, shit needs a reboot
[00:41:15] * End3r set mode -bb *!*@hoo.hoo.im.being.ripped.off.again.robin *!*@cognitive.revolutionary.terror
[00:41:25] End3r good lord
[00:41:27] End3r ffs
[00:41:36] ysalamiri .//ban End3r :P
[00:41:49] TheFatherMind That would be op abuse.
[00:42:01] deadly ur bot abusing
[00:42:08] End3r if the ban meant something, it would be on akick
[00:42:12] ysalamiri thats all i've saw since day i joined here
[00:42:20] ysalamiri op banning fellow chanop
[00:42:28] TheFatherMind THIS IS WAR!!!
[00:42:30] ysalamiri the wrong way to chanop. join #computertech
[00:42:37] TheFatherMind The gods fighting each other....
[00:42:38] deadly End3r ur drunk go sleep
[00:42:51] ysalamiri no its not, if it was war, you'd be in a hospital ward.
[00:42:53] End3r I wish
[00:43:06] deadly foxy punish him
[00:43:11] * End3r dances with deadly
[00:43:24] deadly gay
[00:43:31] * End3r grabs deadly's ass
[00:43:35] deadly first you ask me to eat ur ass
[00:43:39] End3r how about some suga baby?
[00:43:51] deadly now ur trying to dance with me
[00:44:00] deadly then u grab my bottom
[00:44:19] * End3r goes in for a kiss
[00:44:28] deadly fuck it
[00:44:32] * deadly snogs
[00:44:34] End3r XD
[00:45:08] deadly my beer tasted salty tonight
[00:45:20] End3r sorry, I got excited
[00:45:27] deadly i might have wanked over my left overs
[00:45:41] ysalamiri lmao
[00:45:56] deadly only had 7
[00:46:07] deadly but an extra 18 lol
[00:46:18] End3r I may break open the whiskey tonight
[00:46:25] ysalamiri careful icarus
[00:46:39] deadly do it End3r
[00:46:53] ysalamiri party til they cart ye
[00:46:57] ysalamiri har har
[00:47:04] deadly ysalamiri go bed you old cunt
[00:47:10] End3r lulz
[00:47:15] ysalamiri no chance ya manc
[00:47:18] End3r .f
[00:47:18] Internets :: Lynn Haven, FL, USA :: Friday Scattered Clouds 12C / 55F 11C / 52F :: Saturday Broken Clouds 11C / 52F 10C / 50F :: Sunday Overcast Clouds 10C / 50F 10C / 50F :: Monday Overcast Clouds 10C / 50F 10C / 50F ::
[00:47:21] ysalamiri still loads left
[00:47:23] deadly mr manc
[00:47:35] ysalamiri in fact i started to sober up a bit
[00:47:38] deadly i got 11 beers left
[00:47:53] deadly still sober
[00:47:53] ysalamiri im gonna get a spliff sorted
[00:47:56] deadly fml
[00:48:12] ysalamiri aye but how many boatlz ae toilet duck ?
[00:48:20] ysalamiri fyl?
[00:48:24] deadly not much
[00:48:32] deadly only got half
[00:48:32] ysalamiri i got ya
[00:48:39] ysalamiri loads left me oldy
[00:48:44] deadly still got abit left
[00:48:52] ysalamiri brb, reefers dun roll emselves rofl
[00:48:58] deadly lol ok
[00:49:07] * End3r sticks with his bong
[00:49:17] deadly i loved bongs
[00:49:25] End3r I got a Hoss Glass bong
[00:49:27] ysalamiri i call em boyoings
[00:49:29] End3r I fucking love it
[00:49:32] deadly i had 25 bongs i cherished them
[00:49:35] ysalamiri oh they just kill me
[00:49:39] ysalamiri pipes too
[00:49:47] ysalamiri even with just solids
[00:49:47] End3r My nurse friend bought it for me
[00:49:48] deadly i don't smoke weed anymore
[00:49:56] ysalamiri im too auld for bongs n pipes
[00:50:03] ysalamiri im crazy enuff
[00:50:07] deadly yeah
[00:50:16] End3r I just hit it 2 or 3 times, then I am good
[00:50:17] deadly ur like 60 arent you ysalamiri
[00:50:29] ysalamiri 19 and a bit
[00:50:32] ysalamiri -ahem-
[00:50:43] deadly lol
[00:50:47] ysalamiri 50 mucka
[00:50:49] deadly 79 then lol
[00:50:59] ysalamiri lol fook off ya phjat skinny cunt
[00:51:08] deadly typical scotsman
[00:51:10] ysalamiri lemme wrap a cpl eh
[00:51:18] deadly fucking fiend lol
[00:51:24] End3r speaking of bong.
[00:51:29] End3r it is about that time
[00:51:31] End3r brb
[00:51:32] ysalamiri ~ ;þ ~
[00:51:49] phonekait Weirdos.
[00:52:01] deadly hi phonekait
[00:52:06] deadly get yer rat oot
[00:52:18] deadly ysalamiri will appreciate that lol
[00:52:26] phonekait What rat?
[00:52:38] deadly between ur legs lol
[00:53:02] phonekait No that's between your legs. Mine's a work of art.
[00:53:21] ysalamiri !nurse
[00:54:29] deadly get yer rat oot
[00:54:39] phonekait deadly: eat shit
[00:54:49] deadly ur shit?
[00:54:53] deadly kinky
[00:54:55] deadly lol
[00:55:06] deadly wow im tired man lol
[00:55:21] deadly need to get beer for over xmas lol
[00:55:45] deadly got two boxes for saturday
[00:56:28] deadly big night of boxing
[00:56:35] * Sean2062 joined #computertech
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[00:59:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:59:00] deadly someome attempting to flood the channel lol
[00:59:04] TheFatherMind !BANG
[00:59:04] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 4.292s, which makes you a total of 1102 ducks (including 111 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [41 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
[00:59:10] deadly cheat
[00:59:15] deadly fu
[00:59:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload
[00:59:25] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/7 | Chargers: 5/5
[00:59:29] TheFatherMind !RELOAD
[00:59:30] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/5 | Chargers: 5/5
[00:59:32] deadly turn ur script off
[00:59:57] deadly fucking faggot
[01:00:16] End3r lulz
[01:00:32] deadly End3r
[01:00:36] deadly guys a cunt
[01:00:47] deadly scripting it sort it out
[01:00:52] End3r I like him
[01:00:54] End3r also
[01:01:01] End3r every time i video with him
[01:01:10] End3r he screams duck and hits his macro
[01:01:15] deadly cyber sex
[01:01:19] deadly i see
[01:01:24] deadly gay cunt
[01:01:25] End3r so, he actually pushes a button
[01:01:34] deadly he doesn't
[01:01:35] ysalamiri hey obfuscat3
[01:01:44] obfuscat3 howdy! Hi all
[01:01:46] TheFatherMind * hotkey
[01:01:51] TheFatherMind no macro
[01:01:57] deadly ur a cheater
[01:02:30] ysalamiri aye well, soon be crimbo eh
[01:02:33] mrinfinity howdy!
[01:02:51] TheFatherMind You would think that the fact that I yell duck 3 times every time it would give people a good chance to get in front of me.
[01:03:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:03:02] TheFatherMind !BANG
[01:03:03] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.404s, which makes you a total of 1103 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[01:03:07] mrinfinity yeah i was going to say he goes "DUCK! DUCK! DUCK!" as if he's giving us a warning
[01:03:07] ysalamiri 'tis the season to be merry ( proper pished n charged ups ).
[01:03:08] deadly shock
[01:03:10] mrinfinity then presses his button
[01:03:18] mrinfinity i made mine a double click for the screen
[01:03:33] Syndus Oi
[01:03:34] TheFatherMind oh that is clever.
[01:03:41] ysalamiri twice the icdiocy, nice
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[01:03:47] deadly ur full of shit TheFatherMind
[01:03:51] mrinfinity i only have like 20 ducks
[01:03:57] mrinfinity !duckstats
[01:03:57] DuckHunt Hunting stats for mrinfinity: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 0/10 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (16 times) | confisc.: no (38 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 217 xp | lvl 6 (duck hater) / 53 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 2.65% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 58% | effectiv. of fire: 32% | gun reliability: 90% | armor: 12% | deflection: 56%
[01:03:58] DuckHunt [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.922s | average react. time: 1mn43.348s | 29 ducks (incl. 1 golden duck) | 59 misses | 8 accidents | 5 empty shots | 31 wild shots | 88 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 3 stray bullets from which 1 lethal, 2 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
[01:04:03] DuckHunt mrinfinity > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2
[01:04:03] mrinfinity !reload
[01:04:19] ysalamiri someone kill that damn duck
[01:04:23] TheFatherMind I wish it gave you the percentage of ALL ducks you have killed.
[01:04:26] ysalamiri its heroin to u all
[01:04:35] mrinfinity calculate it yourself
[01:04:39] TheFatherMind !RELOAD
[01:04:39] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5
[01:04:41] ysalamiri i swear i pmsl watching grtown men go crazy over it
[01:04:43] TheFatherMind !SHOP 2
[01:04:45] DuckHunt TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
[01:04:45] ysalamiri -t
[01:04:53] ysalamiri !hookahz
[01:06:21] Syndus No
[01:06:30] Syndus NO!
[01:06:52] deadly Syndus go bed
[01:06:53] Syndus THEYRE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
[01:06:59] Syndus No!
[01:08:18] phonekait It's 8pm where I am
[01:08:21] Ahsoka Sleeping is for the gays
[01:08:27] phonekait deadly: go the fuck to bed
[01:09:44] Ahsoka You mean go fuck himself in bed?
[01:12:36] mrinfinity no, as in, go to bed, I fucking mean it!
[01:13:18] phonekait Ahsoka: if it means him going away, yes
[01:14:00] Syndus Hey
[01:14:39] Syndus I need someone to wash me in the hot tub
[01:14:52] TheFatherMind My wife would totally do that for me.
[01:15:00] Syndus A tone have a koofah?
[01:15:03] Syndus Loofah
[01:15:06] TheFatherMind She even cuts my fingernails.
[01:15:06] Syndus Lol
[01:15:32] phonekait TheFatherMind: you married an actual child, shut the fuck up
[01:15:34] Syndus I keep telling you that's a Korean bath house you twit
[01:15:49] TheFatherMind FYI That is not true
[01:16:15] phonekait You're what, 50 and she's in her early 20s.
[01:16:18] TheFatherMind I waited till she was older than 16.
[01:16:25] phonekait Like that's a prize.
[01:16:31] TheFatherMind She was in her 20's when I married her.
[01:16:42] phonekait So you groomed her, ok
[01:16:59] TheFatherMind No I met her when she was in her 20's.
[01:16:59] phonekait Still gross.
[01:17:06] Syndus Y yall so nasty to eachother?
[01:17:28] phonekait Syndus: he's in his 50s and is married to a literal child.
[01:17:34] phonekait That's gross on so many levels.
[01:17:44] Syndus Idc
[01:17:45] deadly oi
[01:18:00] deadly my dad was 12 years older than my mum
[01:18:11] phonekait That's not as bad a difference.
[01:18:17] deadly they loved each other til his dying breath
[01:18:18] phonekait 20-30 year difference
[01:18:20] phonekait Ew
[01:18:23] End3r My wife is 11 years older than I am
[01:18:32] deadly cougar
[01:18:34] deadly lol
[01:18:38] End3r funny story
[01:18:46] End3r Guess what her high school mascot was
[01:18:53] phonekait If you're old enough to be that person's parent, you do not belong with that person in a sexual manner.
[01:18:56] mrinfinity a cougar
[01:18:57] Syndus Tony the tiger
[01:18:59] End3r Yup
[01:19:00] deadly my ext was 5 years older than me
[01:19:10] End3r I giver shit about it daily
[01:19:11] Syndus Captain crunch!
[01:19:16] deadly maybe older
[01:19:27] mrinfinity i believe love is patience, but if I get married again that's #3
[01:19:40] phonekait I'm only planning on getting married once.
[01:19:50] deadly phonekait chill he might have money
[01:19:53] mrinfinity good, don't rush good things
[01:19:59] phonekait deadly: still gross
[01:20:01] deadly gold digger exist lol
[01:20:10] phonekait mrinfinity: I'm marrying my fiance this April.
[01:20:21] phonekait We've been together 5.5 years.
[01:20:21] deadly we on about TheFatherMind
[01:20:21] mrinfinity wonderful. congratulations
[01:20:36] deadly can i come phonekait
[01:20:38] TheFatherMind I am not in my 50's btw
[01:20:42] phonekait He's old enough to be his wife's father
[01:20:43] TheFatherMind I am over 50..
[01:20:50] phonekait That's creepy and gross.
[01:20:55] mrinfinity i'd love to wake up next to somebody and take on life's mystical journey with somebody as 'real me' and not 'i need a drink' me
[01:20:56] deadly i'll walk you down the aisle
[01:21:02] phonekait deadly: no thanks.
[01:21:07] deadly :(
[01:21:11] phonekait My wedding is dry, you won't like it
[01:21:22] deadly oh fuck that lol
[01:21:32] phonekait I don't drink and Don is a tea totaler.
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