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[13:42:26] Fensta called a hot toddy

[14:24:47] Fensta no

[14:24:58] Fensta only buying every number combination can make u win lottery

[14:26:21] Fensta only way to win it is have a time machine

[14:28:48] Fensta great game turrican 2

[14:29:33] Fensta a dumb friend thought that buying 2 lottery tickets would double your chance of winning until i explained it

[14:31:23] Fensta a lot of ppl know someone who has ended it

[14:31:26] Fensta sad

[17:23:55] Fensta i7 is fine for a while yet, it's more about gfx card

[17:24:10] Fensta although i couldn't name 1 pc game worth upgrading for

[17:24:56] Fensta until gta 6 comes out, or by some miracle gran turismo is released on pc

[17:27:11] Fensta !bang

[17:27:16] Fensta !bang

[17:27:20] Fensta fu

[17:27:33] Fensta !reload

[17:27:38] Fensta !bang

[17:27:47] Fensta i give up

[17:28:39] Fensta hah

[17:28:55] Fensta bah

[17:43:43] Fensta be like cuddling barbed wire

[17:49:03] Fensta i'd take gran turismo 6 or 5

[17:49:46] Fensta or a remake of ridge racer / RR revolution, or wipeout

[17:50:04] Fensta but theyre all shit

[17:50:11] Fensta compared to the playstation ones

[17:50:29] Fensta only sim racing games are better on pc

[17:51:40] Fensta it's the choice u make, to buy a console for a game you love, or never get to play it

[17:53:01] Fensta fc 24 still hasnt been cracked on pc

[17:53:08] Fensta "fifa"

[17:53:57] Fensta i'd buy it if i wasn't rubbish at playin

[17:56:51] Fensta prefer my old corgi batmobile from the 70s, would be worth a lot if it was still in the box

[18:00:11] Fensta turn based aint cool compared to real time

[18:00:53] Fensta they shoot at you, then you get your turn to shoot at them

[18:01:20] Fensta real time you're both shooting at each other

[18:02:02] Fensta it's the nerdier version of RPG

[18:02:44] Fensta peace and goodwill mon

[18:05:37] Fensta if you put oil in your beard you might be a hipster twat

[18:06:30] Fensta atm = ass to mouth

[18:07:37] Fensta heard of that but never seen it, just like 2 girls 1 cup, i avoided it

[18:09:12] Fensta pass, i dont get the reference

[18:10:55] Fensta i dont wanna know :P

[18:11:24] Fensta doesnt make me wanna listen

[18:44:54] Fensta that's bang out of order man, fu :P

[18:54:44] Fensta lol

[18:54:56] Fensta love to see you two in prison fighting it out

[18:55:57] Fensta i'm the scouser here, i should be the one sayin "calm down"

[18:56:14] Fensta eh eh eh

[18:57:07] Fensta it's banter......

[18:57:16] Fensta until someone loses a bollock

[18:57:48] Fensta never met a doctor i liked

[18:58:23] Fensta apart from dr alban, tune

[19:01:15] Fensta chill ppl

[19:01:22] Fensta soooooo

[19:01:49] Fensta highlander

[19:01:54] Fensta what a movie

[19:02:24] Fensta moving down silently throughout the ages, nobody knew we were amongst them, until now !

[19:02:33] Fensta highlander ruled man, watch it

[19:02:50] Fensta you wont :P

[19:03:19] Fensta only first one was good

[19:03:45] Fensta i used to watch highlander tv show, that was mad cheesy

[19:05:48] Fensta you can download the shows u like, or record em on ya digital tv box, if you aint livin in a 3rd world country

[19:06:12] Fensta dont have to watch shit on tv, avoid it as much as possible

[19:08:35] Fensta sopranos was ok

[19:08:51] Fensta favourite shows were breaking bad and better call saul

[19:09:08] Fensta ending was shit for sopranos

[19:09:29] Fensta how did u not watch all of it [itchyjunk]

[19:09:37] Fensta its quality

[19:09:52] Fensta yeh i hated that bitch

[19:10:16] Fensta "waaaaaaaaaa" i'm rich

[19:10:32] Fensta and my husband is a badass

[19:12:47] Fensta i can't dig malcolm in the middle, seems like 2 actors acting rather than believable walt and jesse

[19:13:24] Fensta every new comedy annoys me

[19:13:35] Fensta i dont have a sense of humour possibly

[19:13:45] Fensta kill yourself h4 for liking king of queens

[19:13:57] Fensta ok maybe thats a bit extreme, but it was shit :P

[19:14:20] Fensta theres no way that fat man could have got such a hot chick

[19:14:45] Fensta until she opens her mouth :_)

[19:14:53] Fensta obnoxious new jersey bitch or somethin

[19:16:02] Fensta yeh he voice is harsh

[19:16:28] Fensta lol

[19:16:34] Fensta what kind of weed is it ?:

[19:19:47] Fensta paste a pic

[19:19:56] Fensta i like the sound of huge ass titties

[19:20:33] Fensta he's the next famous person to go

[19:20:42] Fensta is like the Queen

[19:20:46] Fensta national treasure

[19:21:10] Fensta agreen

[19:21:14] Fensta agreed

[19:21:45] Fensta meh , i dont see the appeal of comic book chicks

[19:22:16] Fensta that was a bit cringey , watching attenborough go around the queens garden

[19:22:33] Fensta old folks nattering

[19:22:46] Fensta gn rudey

[19:24:26] Fensta oh i thought u did :P

[19:24:49] Fensta i meant attenborough and the queen talkin old ppl stuff

[19:26:31] Fensta duck hassler :)

[19:28:41] Fensta aye to be fair, me and deadly talk some insulting shit but it's not insulting to us

[19:28:50] Fensta cos english ppl call each other shit all the time

[19:28:56] Fensta it banter

[19:28:59] Fensta its

[19:29:16] Fensta irc is the place to do it :P

[19:30:41] Fensta ok

[19:30:50] Fensta you are takin it too seriously man

[19:31:03] Fensta he doesnt actually think you are like that

[19:31:07] Fensta was just fooling around

[19:31:21] Fensta nah but you gotta laugh it off mate

[19:31:26] Fensta wasn't real

[19:31:43] Fensta moving on etc

[19:32:12] Fensta that's silly

[19:32:36] Fensta we're all adults, how bout chill the fuck out

[19:33:03] Fensta ooooo k

[19:33:45] Fensta i'm listening to Underworld - Scribble ......... the lyrics are "it's oooooooooooooooooooooo k"

[19:33:56] Fensta https://youtu.be/aIyIacyNe0c?list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85w

[19:34:03] Fensta listen to that and relax

[19:35:33] Fensta how you's be arsed to argue, daft

[19:36:18] Fensta like the special olympics, nobody really wins in an argument

[19:36:33] Fensta oi

[19:37:44] Fensta bitcmode mofo

[19:38:35] Fensta dont say the C word

[19:39:11] Fensta it's just saturday, no big deal

[19:39:42] Fensta jews on toast

[19:40:54] Fensta turkey is dry n shite

[19:42:06] Fensta me dad eats those a few times a week, hate the smell of em cooking

[19:43:22] Fensta no, i avoid it

[19:43:28] Fensta prefer to spend the day alone

[19:44:03] Fensta 3 types of meat is usual

[19:44:32] Fensta spice it up HelderHeid :)

[19:45:16] Fensta lol as if

[19:45:47] Fensta pure stodge

[19:46:25] Fensta i'll be eating random shit from the fridge depending on the munchies

[19:46:50] Fensta *cough

[19:46:54] Fensta german......

[19:47:42] Fensta lol keep guessing

[19:48:04] Fensta rock me amadeus

[19:48:27] Fensta ellooo hotties mon

[19:49:17] Fensta yeh but thats cos of smokin weed and drinkin

[19:49:44] Fensta i've had a cold / virus for 2 months, it's weird. never had one this long before

[19:50:11] Fensta i wish, doc said it's sinus infection

[19:50:40] Fensta nah nothing works against a virus, gave me some nasal spray

[19:51:02] Fensta said it should pass in a couple of weeks, i been waiting over a month for it to go away

[19:51:29] Fensta they can't cure a simple cold or virus

[19:51:48] Fensta i had a cold, then got a new one

[19:52:02] Fensta apparently it's been common in england

[19:52:10] Fensta yeh hehe

[19:52:21] Fensta just wanna feel normal for a change

[19:52:59] Fensta it's the time of year

[19:54:45] Fensta u just jinxed yaself

[19:55:04] Fensta someone will sneeze on you in the next coupla days

[19:55:56] Fensta :)

[19:56:02] Fensta supermarkets are a hive for that shit

[19:56:15] Fensta i barely go out but catch em when i go shopping

[19:58:23] Fensta people, full of germs

[20:00:37] Fensta nope

[20:00:51] Fensta we are constantly under attack eh

[20:01:29] Fensta the common cold could conquer the universe if it got its shit together

[20:02:08] Fensta nose and throat discomfort

[20:02:15] Fensta such a drag

[20:02:55] Fensta tired of it, lonest i've ever had a cold, wonder if it will ever die

[20:03:09] Fensta *longest

[20:03:40] Fensta the one going around here is a sinus infection

[20:03:47] Fensta starts as a cold

[20:03:51] Fensta then mutates

[20:04:18] Fensta never trust anyone who says they have the flu, mostly they have a hard cold

[20:04:26] Fensta and are exagerating

[20:04:46] Fensta proper flu , u know about it, its like aids

[20:10:22] Fensta nah heid , not a fan of strong tasting stuff :)

[20:12:08] Fensta i can't do spicy

[20:12:45] Fensta i like english chip shop curry and chips when i have a cold, or oxtail / mnestrone soup

[20:13:38] Fensta i drink a lot of it, doesn't make any difference

[20:14:47] Fensta ffs, the christmas float is outside, so fuckin loud playing christmas music

[20:14:49] Fensta cunts

[20:16:21] Fensta vodka helps ?

[20:17:25] Fensta was it in band camp Ahsoka ?

[20:17:44] Fensta :P

[20:18:27] Fensta no comment

[20:18:41] Fensta hows the boxing goin deadly, any good ?

[20:19:03] Fensta prefer ufc , more action

[20:19:28] Fensta fair play

[20:19:34] Fensta 1-1

[20:20:44] Fensta why the fuck are you running unless it's away from the police

[20:21:31] Fensta think he lives in a non bear place

[20:21:51] Fensta not like the revenant

[20:22:24] Fensta was harsh

[20:22:33] Fensta you're a gay bear

[20:22:47] Fensta beard and hairy back

[20:23:23] Fensta the manc equivalent of a lumberjack

[20:23:42] Fensta but gayer

[20:24:10] Fensta that's below the belt rudolph, like deadlys stomach.......

[20:24:29] Fensta heh thx

[20:24:35] Fensta i thought so too

[20:25:22] Fensta same

[20:25:40] Fensta just about get into 36 kecks

[20:26:05] Fensta greeks n turks have really bad hairy backs n chests

[20:26:36] Fensta that was ages ago, let it go

[20:27:37] Fensta uhuh

[20:28:07] Fensta i prefer my women to have both deadly

[20:28:41] Fensta oo k

[20:29:32] Fensta how do yuz do cm

[20:29:40] Fensta and not inches or higher

[20:30:12] Fensta take it private

[20:30:32] Fensta or peace n love

[20:31:19] Fensta you haven't lived until you've had a catheter shoved down your cock

[20:31:29] Fensta taking it out is mad pain

[20:32:40] Fensta it's like we're living in scandinavia , constant dark for a few months

[20:33:29] Fensta you might not be a woman fifel

[20:34:08] Fensta lol

[20:35:14] Fensta wtf you doing in brazil, learning jujitsu or somethin ?

[20:36:30] Fensta n1 duck

[20:39:43] Fensta its some fag yoga position

[20:40:30] Fensta nah, should i

[20:40:40] Fensta i'm old but never heard of him

[20:41:10] Fensta not since tyson or lenox lewis days have i been into boxing

[20:41:31] Fensta i miss the big heavyweight fights

[20:41:40] Fensta cba with small dudes

[20:42:00] Fensta lol he was such an arse

[20:42:27] Fensta woulda thought u'd dig ricky hatton, cept him bein a city twat

[20:42:55] Fensta piss off

[20:43:17] Fensta hamed was a cocky twat, was dyin to see him knocked out

[20:45:00] Fensta n1

[20:45:05] Fensta lol posh

[20:45:13] Fensta the pub didnt have a flat roof ?

[20:45:26] Fensta aye, were some ere for the late fights

[20:45:54] Fensta how did u not punch keane

[20:46:04] Fensta redshite

[20:46:30] Fensta btw those are some shit celebs:P

[20:47:46] Fensta used to like watchin the boxin in the pub, or at home with mates. all gettin into it

[20:48:08] Fensta everyones an expert, back seat drivers

[20:48:55] Fensta i can talk a really good fight, until i;m in one

[20:49:30] Fensta same, always thought that way, aint worth the effort

[20:49:54] Fensta but chinned someone if they chinned my mates

[20:50:01] Fensta i'd dive in

[20:50:35] Fensta were you stoned irish ? :)

[20:51:13] Fensta https://youtu.be/WjY7AnUdisU?list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85w

[20:51:35] Fensta smack my bitch up........ sail away sail away

[20:52:09] Fensta :)

[20:52:25] Fensta where

[20:53:05] Fensta wtf u talkin about deadly

[20:53:26] Fensta lol didnt know it was in saudi

[20:53:53] Fensta ronaldo escaping the wife for a night

[20:54:33] Fensta we are lucky being ugly, means we'll never get married

[20:55:01] Fensta the fact that i'm fugly

[20:55:12] Fensta you aint a looker

[20:55:27] Fensta but u said brits are ugly

[20:55:37] Fensta you aint hitlers master race idea

[20:55:51] Fensta he was thinkin of more handsome people

[20:56:07] Fensta you would get the gas chamber you ugly cunt

[20:57:15] Fensta i blame my parents :P

[20:57:22] Fensta bad genetics

[20:57:39] Fensta jeez, so many ppl here look beautiful

[20:57:55] Fensta liz hurley ?

[20:58:05] Fensta no

[20:58:33] Fensta bad teeth is a old stereotype , people are obessed in uk now with having perfect bleached teeth

[20:58:45] Fensta also the big ears thing is only because of prince charles

[20:59:26] Fensta i took the piss outta my mate when he got his teeth bleaches, he looked ridiculous

[20:59:31] Fensta stupidly white teeth

[20:59:54] Fensta no

[21:00:01] Fensta fuck off, you lost the war

[21:00:06] Fensta speak english :P

[21:01:06] Fensta bah, you could aim that at a german person and it might be correct, same with english , some have nice ones others have normal realistic teeth

[21:03:14] Fensta i can't ignore h4, i wouldn't know what insideous shit he's saying about english people

[21:03:56] Fensta germans are hated because of 2 world wars, u cunts

[21:04:03] Fensta u will never beat that

[21:04:23] Fensta i dont have to

[21:04:31] Fensta the world !

[21:05:08] Fensta communism won't be allowed

[21:05:25] Fensta drives americans mad, they really dont like it

[21:06:16] Fensta would hope so

[21:06:27] Fensta potato eating mofo

[21:07:17] Fensta rish / russian , same thing, drunk fuckers seperated by thousands of miles

[21:08:16] Fensta DA speaks proper queens english , posh

[21:08:24] Fensta scottish

[21:08:33] Fensta oh u mean the physicist ?

[21:08:42] Fensta theres an actor too with that name

[21:08:45] Fensta yeh he's english

[21:08:51] Fensta ^

[21:09:18] Fensta american movies, we are the best bad guys

[21:09:47] Fensta war of independence, they still aint got over it

[21:10:16] Fensta go deadly, if you can be arsed

[21:10:27] Fensta true

[21:10:59] Fensta goin for a piss is effort enuff

[21:11:38] Fensta sounds worse with each sentence deadly

[21:13:07] Fensta say piss or geoff hurst rhyming slang, pee is a kids word u fruit

[21:16:39] Fensta he was too hard to die

[21:16:46] Fensta i think thats what the title meant

[21:19:27] Fensta tea is awful, dunno why its so popular

[21:22:18] Fensta https://youtu.be/_5k2Wctm_Lc?list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85w

[21:22:31] Fensta drum n bass..........

[21:24:24] Fensta we accept you, gay brother

[21:25:16] Fensta fear not the gays for they are really creative a dancing

[21:25:28] Fensta at

[21:27:15] Fensta i can h4, try harder

[21:27:50] Fensta thanful if anyhing

[21:28:29] Fensta i read that as "i have hot pants" either way it's not great

[21:29:20] Fensta nah, he aint brazilian

[21:29:54] Fensta ere me now !

[21:30:18] Fensta https://youtu.be/84ZyRbb20-4?list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85w&t=74

[21:30:35] Fensta only sickos eat corn cob shit, thats nasty man]

[21:31:15] Fensta course u do , sigh :)

[21:31:35] Fensta i used to use it as fish bait, can't translate that into human food

[21:32:08] Fensta wrongun

[21:32:40] Fensta mexican standoff

[21:33:16] Fensta 10 quid to anyone who can say what "KKK" is initials for

[21:33:38] Fensta you are beyond help dealy u fiend

[21:33:48] Fensta u fell for it deadly

[21:33:52] Fensta its ku

[21:34:22] Fensta i'm blond and blue eyes, guilty

[21:34:56] Fensta some cunt is setting off fireworks opposite me, i really need to buy an air rifle

[21:35:20] Fensta would love to ping one off their arses

[21:35:55] Fensta lol some kid in our school got shot in the head by an air rifle

[21:36:38] Fensta his surname was "pearson". after that incident his nickname was Peeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

[21:37:08] Fensta someone saw him walk past his house n shot him for a laugh

[21:37:42] Fensta nice try fritz

[22:04:37] Fensta we all lived inside the ball at one point

[22:04:54] Fensta some of us should have been just a wank

[22:05:28] Fensta existence is futile

[22:06:16] Fensta wish i could , am too fat to eat 1200 cals in one meal

[22:07:18] Fensta assume you don;t drink alcohol [itchyjunk]

[22:07:27] Fensta cider made me fat

[22:08:28] Fensta :/

[22:08:40] Fensta medication made me fat, plus all the food i ate

[22:09:43] Fensta JetSetWilly . we're better off with our speccy 48k emulator than having an actual woman

[22:10:14] Fensta so go do it

[22:10:26] Fensta i gave up now, too much effort

[22:11:02] Fensta am old, will setlle for what i've had

[22:11:37] Fensta it tends not to work out well

[22:12:03] Fensta bitches can cut your heart apart

[22:13:31] Fensta punch

[22:13:50] Fensta tis a lethal mix of everything you can get hold of :)

[22:16:14] Fensta today i have mostly been eating chicken drumsticks

[22:16:53] Fensta deserve to be fat

[22:17:46] Fensta why, theres like 150,000 other movies that are less shit

[22:22:59] Fensta at xmas you gotta watch clash of the titans, wizard of oz, charlie and chocolate factory. those were always on tv when i was younger

[22:24:29] Fensta you are probably younger than me

[22:24:40] Fensta that's some old shit tv

[22:25:34] Fensta i watch 1 every day, hard to find somethin now i've seen everything

[22:26:59] Fensta thats a decent movie

[22:30:29] Fensta enjoy, i gotta sleep, wasted

[22:31:00] Fensta cyuz :)

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