IRC Driven

[08:29:51] h4 morning

[14:08:56] h4 oh no

[14:08:57] h4 sushi-chan

[14:09:02] h4 right when I'm cooking dinner

[14:09:10] h4 how DARE you be around when i'm not free to talk?

[14:09:50] h4 sushi-chan it's a trap!

[14:10:43] h4 no time ComputerTech

[14:10:46] h4 get back to the bar

[14:11:01] h4 my dinner is almost ready

[14:11:06] h4 15 minutes eating, 45 minutes napping

[14:11:12] h4 i'll be back at maybe 5

[15:25:51] h4 wow

[15:25:57] h4 ComputerTwat is actually stil laround

[15:25:59] h4 brb?

[15:26:06] h4 lol

[15:26:15] h4 Dregnox it'S called timezones

[15:26:32] h4 ComputerTech oh my

[15:26:49] h4 Dregnox sorry, it's something abuot the sun and AMERICA NUMBER ONE

[15:26:51] h4 AMERICA NUMBER ONE

[15:27:14] h4 Dregnox yes, people outside of america can even be called more evolved

[15:27:21] h4 but that's racism or whatever

[15:27:30] h4 was?

[15:27:34] h4 have I been replaced?

[15:30:09] h4 what?

[15:30:15] h4 but then I can't check it either

[15:30:27] h4 i refuse

[15:30:38] h4 in a minute

[15:31:24] h4 omfg

[15:35:30] h4 ski I should just ignore ComputerTech completely

[15:35:34] h4 but thx for the hint

[15:38:52] h4 is the american that is confused about timezones still here?

[15:39:36] h4 Dregnox you should complain more from your couch

[15:39:42] h4 but don't bother getting up and changing anything please

[15:41:29] h4 my favourite humans are those that roll over to die

[15:41:59] h4 you guys should implement communism

[15:43:02] h4 so then the only solution

[15:43:03] h4 is genocide

[15:43:04] h4 ?

[15:43:22] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for not brushing his teeth and losing some

[15:43:44] h4 .quote read 809

[15:44:00] h4 we don't know

[15:44:03] h4 but don't kinkshame him!

[15:44:22] h4 you can't shame my kink

[15:44:25] h4 scatplay is totally common among germans

[15:44:38] h4 lol

[15:44:55] h4 wanted to make Rudolph feel better

[15:45:09] h4 which?

[15:45:29] h4 meh

[15:45:40] h4 yeah it's okay

[15:45:49] h4 it beats Magners

[15:46:08] h4 !bang

[15:46:11] h4 :O

[15:46:13] h4 !shop 15 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[15:46:15] h4 !shop 14 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[15:46:16] h4 !shop 16 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[15:46:24] h4 $tell ComputerTech !rearm h4

[15:46:33] h4 gay

[15:46:38] h4 stop frisking me for no reason

[15:46:49] h4 Rudolph he is drinking

[15:46:51] h4 give it some time

[15:47:39] h4 Dregnox but ComputerTech is in #gaychat

[15:47:44] h4 does that automatically make it gay?

[15:48:03] h4 he is still in the closet

[15:48:11] h4 ChRoNiC came out of it

[15:48:14] h4 but not ComputerTech

[15:49:31] h4 wouldn't do that if I were you

[15:49:39] h4 sounds like you are in the closet too

[15:50:26] h4 mad comfy

[15:50:27] h4 i mean

[15:51:38] h4 so either Africa or the United STates

[15:52:05] h4 I have to take it back too

[15:52:07] h4 Africa is huge

[15:52:18] h4 I don't think homosexuality will lead to stoning in every place

[15:52:37] h4 ah toni

[15:52:39] h4 ban evasion? :D

[15:52:50] h4 yes

[15:52:56] h4 possibly

[15:52:59] h4 Valware

[15:53:07] h4 he wanted to do something to her ovaries

[15:53:16] h4 she disapproved

[15:53:45] h4 ComputerTech don't ever tell Valware about quote #309

[15:54:04] h4 but she never agreed Dregnox

[15:54:11] h4 is he gonna stuff that food into her mouth by force?

[15:54:19] h4 oh

[15:54:25] h4 .quote read 809

[15:54:27] h4 yes

[15:54:41] h4 who hasn't? :D

[15:55:14] h4 wharufdo? :D

[15:55:31] h4 Rudolph the red nosed rapist

[15:55:35] h4 has a very bloody nose

[15:56:23] h4 nice

[15:56:33] h4 du boxt ihn bis er Sterne sieht

[15:58:04] h4 whoa alter

[15:58:10] h4 wer hat dir denn in den Kopf geschissen?

[15:58:18] h4 seconded!

[15:58:48] h4 should not have called on of your trophies a rapist

[15:59:01] h4 didn't highlight me

[15:59:23] h4 does not sound like experience

[15:59:32] h4 internet is not experience

[16:00:07] h4 Dregnox alright granpa

[16:00:13] h4 sure, back in your day people had respect

[16:00:17] h4 lets get you back to your room now

[16:01:04] h4 ancient?

[16:01:24] h4 because there are no funny moving pictures?

[16:01:36] h4 no shitty emojis

[16:01:48] h4 come again?

[16:01:57] h4 you were saying?

[16:02:15] h4 no ??

[16:02:26] h4 SLAPP SLAPP SLAPP SLAPP SLAPP

[16:02:28] h4 no ??

[16:03:28] h4 Dregnox wdym drop out?

[16:03:39] h4 it's oversized

[16:03:41] h4 you can't dodge it

[16:03:55] h4 boomer

[16:04:04] h4 you don't?

[16:04:27] h4 drugs

[16:04:27] h4 right

[16:04:38] h4 oof

[16:04:39] h4 granpa

[16:05:09] h4 ^

[16:05:19] h4 if I run to ComputerTech crying about you bullying me

[16:05:21] h4 you will be removed

[16:05:29] h4 he would however never remove me :D

[16:06:01] h4 that means a lot to me

[16:06:13] h4 I have lost sleep about Peorth possibly not liking me

[16:06:24] h4 I could never read Peorth

[16:10:45] h4 oh god

[16:10:47] h4 another one?

[16:10:53] h4 where do you find all these losers?

[16:11:03] h4 I don't drink

[16:11:07] h4 I don't smoke weed anymore

[16:11:22] h4 and I never sleep!

[16:11:34] h4 Valware it was a hard time

[16:11:36] h4 i was unemployed

[16:11:39] h4 what else what I to do?

[16:11:48] h4 *was

[16:11:53] h4 did that too

[16:12:33] h4 sleep is for the weak

[16:12:37] h4 just take some amphetamines

[16:12:59] h4 I wish I was gay

[16:13:01] h4 sleeping is great

[16:13:43] h4 nice

[16:14:08] h4 Dregnox knew a guy that sometimes "coded all night" after taking some speed

[16:14:12] h4 he only produced garbage

[16:14:23] h4 judging by the weed he once gave me

[16:14:27] h4 his speed must have been crap

[16:18:24] h4 foxy you are reading another classic Ahsoka joke

[16:18:47] h4 sounds gay

[16:19:11] h4 Dregnox oh please

[16:19:16] h4 read 837 to see how i'm remembered

[16:19:35] h4 i think the first quotes were kinda homo as well

[16:19:38] h4 .quote read 1

[16:19:41] h4 see?

[16:19:47] h4 the very first quote

[16:19:51] h4 is extremely gay

[16:19:51] h4 :D

[16:20:04] h4 lol

[16:20:10] h4 .quote read 2

[16:20:18] h4 see?

[16:20:20] h4 :D

[16:20:22] h4 .quote read 3

[16:20:50] h4 .quote read 712

[16:20:55] h4 .quote read 710

[16:21:01] h4 Rudolph thx, i'm quite happy

[16:22:18] h4 Rudolph I am happy most of the time

[16:22:51] h4 cleint?

[16:22:57] h4 wow Dregnox

[16:23:06] h4 I get the occasional rectangle with emojis

[16:23:12] h4 but that's ascii

[16:23:25] h4 customized

[16:23:26] h4 mirc

[16:23:27] h4 gtfo

[16:23:32] h4 !request remove Dregnox

[16:23:48] h4 !request remove Ahsoka for asking stupid questions

[16:24:26] h4 that's TWO requests

[16:24:28] h4 you have to act ComputerTech

[16:25:10] h4 !request kick Ahsoka for still talking back

[16:26:31] h4 can't put her on ignore

[16:26:36] h4 I won't hear the end of it

[16:26:48] h4 what did you just call her?

[16:26:55] h4 tread carefully Dregnox

[16:27:07] h4 op here instead

[16:27:14] h4 your first target is Komputer

[16:27:18] h4 remove that cunt like there's no tomorrow!

[16:27:39] h4 hey Batmanhush o/

[16:28:00] h4 look Ahsoka

[16:28:03] h4 Rudolph is going after Batmanhush

[16:28:15] h4 but he does not really care about you

[16:28:20] h4 also Rudolph

[16:28:21] h4 back off

[16:28:25] h4 Batmanhush is based

[16:28:42] h4 at least he gets touched by a female

[16:28:47] h4 oh no

[16:28:50] h4 the gay touched him first

[16:28:51] h4 :D

[16:29:28] h4 Rudolph skirts are cool

[16:29:30] h4 in summer

[16:30:05] h4 Dregnox: s/lk/nk/

[16:30:07] h4 me neither

[16:30:10] h4 wtf is taking them so long?

[16:30:14] h4 get it over with already

[16:31:59] h4 Ahsoka you know what really annoys me?

[16:32:07] h4 people who constantly feel the need to explain themselves

[16:32:17] h4 also people who always have to justify what they're doing

[16:32:20] h4 stop being so fucking insecure

[16:32:23] h4 and just roll with it

[16:32:31] h4 most

[16:32:31] h4 :D

[16:32:39] h4 arguably

[16:32:46] h4 deadly tors too :D

[16:32:53] h4 the song about gravy?

[16:32:54] h4 ye

[16:33:55] h4 <@Dregnox> I'm drinking a cold heineken o-o

[16:33:58] h4 quick ComputerTech, suck him off

[16:34:01] h4 he is obviously depressed

[16:34:21] h4 nope

[16:34:24] h4 he drinks the heineken

[16:34:34] h4 the quote clearly says you'd suck him off

[16:34:37] h4 so go ahead

[16:34:41] h4 no happy person drinks heineken

[16:34:49] h4 deadly

[16:34:50] h4 happy

[16:34:50] h4 LOL

[16:35:11] h4 deadly sucks on rocks

[16:35:34] h4 *ass

[16:36:02] h4 Rudolph who was?

[16:36:06] h4 OliviaAndroid was kinda annoying

[16:36:35] h4 potatgo

[16:36:36] h4 ...

[16:36:41] h4 can't even spell potato

[16:36:42] h4 as irish

[16:37:01] h4 deadly I won't sell you cocaine

[16:37:34] h4 .w

[16:37:51] h4 Lichtschnee :O

[19:00:16] h4 yeah

[19:00:17] h4 bitch

[19:00:27] h4 right

[19:08:33] h4 those were good seasons

[19:08:37] h4 dexter gets shitty later on

[19:08:40] h4 sopranos was quite cool

[19:08:46] h4 the ending however surprised me

[19:08:53] h4 thought my jellyfin fucked up

[19:08:59] h4 or I downloaded something incomplete

[19:09:14] h4 i think so too

[19:09:23] h4 led to a lot of speculations online

[19:09:45] h4 yeah but walters wife is so fucking annoying

[19:09:47] h4 so is his son

[19:09:57] h4 everybody did

[19:10:06] h4 good actor i guess :D

[19:12:57] h4 i tried watching it

[19:13:01] h4 didn't catch me

[19:13:06] h4 I also tried Friends and it annoyed me

[19:13:19] h4 I liked the first seasons of big bang theory

[19:13:34] h4 I also liked King of Queens

[19:13:50] h4 why?

[19:13:58] h4 agree itchy

[19:14:12] h4 Fensta i think Jerry Stiller was great as Arthur

[19:14:26] h4 right :D

[19:14:29] h4 she was fucking hot

[19:15:02] h4 well yeah

[19:15:12] h4 first time around I watched it with german synchro

[19:15:19] h4 and her original voice really threw me

[19:15:29] h4 sounded kinda masculine

[19:16:19] h4 i also like one punch man

[19:16:30] h4 you missed out

[19:16:33] h4 it's great :D

[19:17:27] h4 Planet Earth III was great

[19:17:32] h4 but that was to be expected

[19:17:39] h4 BBC documentary narrated by Sir David

[19:17:43] h4 obviously it's gonna be great

[19:17:54] h4 yes

[19:17:56] h4 released this year

[19:17:59] h4 started in october

[19:18:03] h4 ended 3-4 weeks ago

[19:18:15] h4 Rudolph ain't nobody got time for that

[19:19:01] h4 I have no idea who tatsumaki is

[19:19:04] h4 neither do I care really

[19:19:22] h4 the terrible tornado thingie?

[19:19:37] h4 [itchyjunk] have you seen Frozen Planet II?

[19:19:42] h4 it ran 2022

[19:19:49] h4 also great, as was to be expected

[19:20:03] h4 the green planet

[19:20:05] h4 ran 2022 as well

[19:20:20] h4 he is 97

[19:20:29] h4 ye

[19:20:41] h4 he will still outlive Richard Matthew Stallman though :'/

[19:20:52] h4 fuck the queen

[19:20:59] h4 Sir David Attenborough gave me more than the queen ever could have

[19:21:32] h4 .t de en sonnenuhr

[19:21:35] h4 .yt queen elizabeth david attenborough sundial

[19:21:58] h4 oh god

[19:22:00] h4 what kind of channel

[19:22:01] h4 disgusting

[19:22:06] h4 use yewtu.be please

[19:22:08] h4 don't give them clicks

[19:22:57] h4 lol

[19:23:00] h4 longer

[19:23:52] h4 keep that nose clean Rudolph

[19:25:41] h4 also Sir David contributed to our understanding of the world

[19:25:45] h4 the queen did no such thing

[19:26:02] h4 !bang

[19:26:04] h4 !bang

[19:26:05] h4 !bang

[19:26:07] h4 !reload

[19:26:15] h4 .k deadly

[19:26:19] h4 rigged!

[19:26:45] h4 :D

[19:27:05] h4 you should request for deadly to be demoted instead

[19:27:05] h4 !bang

[19:27:23] h4 deadly so Ahsoka is gone?

[19:27:57] h4 understandable

[19:29:56] h4 sounds like deadly is really Helenah

[19:31:25] h4 [itchyjunk] irc is life

[19:31:28] h4 not just a distraction

[19:31:42] h4 [itchyjunk] what? No YOUR mom is a bitch

[19:31:43] h4 wanna fight?

[19:31:50] h4 whoa Hurensohn

[19:32:08] h4 [itchyjunk] please don'T

[19:32:09] h4 he likes me

[19:32:30] h4 just now?

[19:32:36] h4 hell is imaginary :O

[19:32:49] h4 .k deadly for attracting meanies

[19:33:10] h4 Fensta it's O.K.

[19:33:11] h4 for old people

[19:34:12] h4 [itchyjunk] you must be itching

[19:34:17] h4 it is a nice place

[19:34:40] h4 what?

[19:34:48] h4 why me? :D

[19:34:59] h4 deadly just tell your mom

[19:35:02] h4 she can fight her own battles

[19:35:27] h4 deadly did you make him mad?

[19:35:37] h4 he was talking about tv shows earlier

[19:36:05] h4 rekt

[19:36:06] h4 rip deadly

[19:36:26] h4 you just had to be the brit

[19:36:33] h4 i can totally understand him

[19:36:41] h4 .quote search stones

[19:36:43] h4 .quote search stone

[19:36:45] h4 :O

[19:37:05] h4 bad Valware!

[19:37:10] h4 I will activate toni

[19:37:33] h4 lol

[19:37:35] h4 is that automated?

[19:37:41] h4 ha :D

[19:38:22] h4 hey guys

[19:38:26] h4 it's almost christmas

[19:38:29] h4 be nice to each other

[19:38:34] h4 for the next three days

[19:38:41] h4 we shall laugh about Ahsokas joke like they were any good

[19:38:50] h4 we shall accept Rudolph's weird way of getting his nose red

[19:39:00] h4 and shall accept that deadly has no idea how food tastes

[19:39:20] h4 yes?

[19:39:30] h4 yes

[19:39:49] h4 Braten, Rosenkohl, Rotkohl, Kroketten, Bratensoße

[19:39:50] h4 usw

[19:40:04] h4 translate it

[19:40:10] h4 I don't know the english words for it either :D

[19:40:21] h4 also if I translate bratensoße

[19:40:27] h4 I'm afraid it will attract someone

[19:40:28] h4 oh no :O

[19:40:44] h4 do you?

[19:40:50] h4 no

[19:40:52] h4 not american

[19:41:06] h4 what are you having?

[19:41:26] h4 will you spice it?

[19:42:02] h4 adding spices

[19:42:03] h4 :D

[19:42:13] h4 :D

[19:42:16] h4 i knew it!

[19:42:22] h4 .quote search rocks

[19:42:32] h4 ComputerTech's favourite quote

[19:42:52] h4 another grown man that visits his mom to get decent food?

[19:42:54] h4 me too :D

[19:43:49] h4 pork

[19:44:16] h4 well my grandma always makes pork and some sort of bird

[19:44:19] h4 .t de en Pute

[19:44:22] h4 oh right lol

[19:44:49] h4 wth is wrong with you deadly?

[19:44:53] h4 you don't like sprouts

[19:44:57] h4 you don't like the smell of pork

[19:45:11] h4 what has cocaine done to your nose??

[19:46:17] h4 no

[19:46:29] h4 Valware aren't you dutch?

[19:46:39] h4 worse?

[19:46:54] h4 i was thinking american :D

[19:47:02] h4 so

[19:47:02] h4 german?

[19:47:20] h4 want me to keep guessing or will you tell me?

[19:47:36] h4 mean

[19:47:45] h4 you did understand some german

[19:47:52] h4 Schweizer?

[19:47:53] h4 no

[19:47:58] h4 your pic did not suggest any mountains

[19:48:02] h4 looked like Flachland

[19:50:35] h4 Fensta you know

[19:50:41] h4 ever since corona came around

[19:50:45] h4 a lof of people have that

[19:50:50] h4 maybe not two months

[19:51:01] h4 but these colds seem to take a long time to completely vanish

[19:51:11] h4 then revisit the cunt of a doctor

[19:51:53] h4 coldception

[19:52:06] h4 maybe your cold got a cold?

[20:52:48] h4 oh look it's RicoSuav3

[20:54:49] h4 but other brits are married

[20:54:52] h4 what makes you different?

[20:55:06] h4 so are all the other brits

[20:55:19] h4 never said germans looked good

[20:55:27] h4 but you guys are hideous

[20:55:31] h4 ye

[20:56:05] h4 Fensta you should look what the austrians look like

[20:56:06] h4 !bang

[20:56:20] h4 no I got aryan heritage

[20:56:25] h4 I'd be fighting on the russian front

[20:56:54] h4 sorry Fensta

[20:56:58] h4 you said you were ugly

[20:57:05] h4 why are you upset when I tell you it's not your fault?

[20:57:18] h4 I mean not all british people are ugly

[20:57:21] h4 just most of them

[20:57:27] h4 i think Emma Watson looks nice

[20:57:44] h4 I also liked that woman from the austin powers movie

[20:57:45] h4 the first movie

[20:57:48] h4 don't remember her name

[20:57:57] h4 yes

[20:58:09] h4 wdym no?

[20:58:13] h4 she was great in that movie

[20:59:47] h4 Fensta deine Zähne sind wie Sterne

[20:59:51] h4 gelb und weit auseinander

[21:00:04] h4 :D

[21:00:10] h4 alright

[21:00:14] h4 your teeth are like stars

[21:00:16] h4 yellow and far apart

[21:02:18] h4 :O

[21:02:20] h4 if you ignore me

[21:02:23] h4 i will cry to ComputerTech

[21:02:39] h4 $tell ComputerTech <&deadly> h4 is a prick <&deadly> just ignore him <-- :'(

[21:02:46] h4 $tell ComputerTech please remove deadly

[21:02:52] h4 you are done deadly

[21:03:12] h4 lol

[21:03:13] h4 as if

[21:03:37] h4 english people use footsies as a reason to fix their rivals teeth

[21:03:59] h4 oh sorry, soccer

[21:03:59] h4 :D

[21:04:14] h4 yeah Fensta

[21:04:16] h4 stop trying so hard

[21:04:22] h4 who cares about world wars?

[21:04:34] h4 us losing the second was a blessing

[21:04:40] h4 look at how great we did in the 60s and 70s

[21:04:49] h4 only east-germany really lost

[21:05:18] h4 apart from some nazis they hung by their necks

[21:05:23] h4 most got pretty decent jobs after the war

[21:05:53] h4 oh please Ahsoka

[21:05:58] h4 you are in canada

[21:06:03] h4 the brits at least speak proper english

[21:06:27] h4 so you were born with alcoholism

[21:06:32] h4 does not improve your english

[21:07:37] h4 don't be insulted by me teasing the brits Fensta

[21:07:45] h4 i actually like their english

[21:08:01] h4 and David Attenborough

[21:08:12] h4 and is Brian Cox even british?

[21:08:15] h4 I don't think he is

[21:08:27] h4 oh

[21:08:29] h4 close enough

[21:08:36] h4 yes

[21:08:45] h4 what other Brian Cox is there? :O

[21:09:10] h4 so are the russians

[21:09:29] h4 they are afraid of proper english

[21:09:45] h4 also afraid of your culture

[21:10:06] h4 lets not joke about americans

[21:10:08] h4 that's plain unfair

[21:10:11] h4 they are easy game

[21:23:27] h4 Ahsoka is that north america or ireland speaking?

[21:23:38] h4 drink less cola and more tea

[21:24:35] h4 eww

[21:26:30] h4 .quote read last

[21:26:33] h4 .quote last

[21:26:37] h4 .quote read 838

[21:26:44] h4 .quote read 837

[21:26:46] h4 this then

[21:27:34] h4 sorry I am not hard right now

[21:28:07] h4 i got hard parts

[21:28:08] h4 if you wanna feel

[21:32:07] h4 .k deadly

[21:33:40] h4 klu?

[21:33:41] h4 ku-klux

[21:34:10] h4 I don't think that was ever a thing here

[21:34:17] h4 even our nazis don't need to dress up

[21:34:31] h4 fucking aryan

[21:36:15] h4 how is that lol?

[21:36:59] h4 deadly can you kick Fensta for me?

[21:38:19] h4 sure

[21:38:21] h4 I want to

[21:38:54] h4 indeed

[21:39:07] h4 the brits and germans are working together this time around

[21:39:10] h4 poor germans

[21:59:39] h4 Chiester how did you get back in?

[21:59:44] h4 I thought deadly disposed of you for good

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