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[01:11:52] esjay Okay so, replied to the offer for gov IT job

[01:12:07] esjay Will find out stuff after the new year

[01:44:58] esjay mrinfinity; I just want to have a non-stressing job and get a lot of money

[01:45:12] esjay Which is why I'm following this

[01:45:27] esjay Because 45 an hour ❤️

[03:43:40] esjay The stupid have an easier means of getting their message out

[03:46:18] esjay Working 14 hours was a mistake

[03:46:27] esjay I regret it immenselyh

[03:46:45] esjay Yes

[03:47:02] esjay I wanted overtime, and my store manager needed someone to do front store stuff

[03:47:10] esjay It was mutually beneficial

[03:47:28] esjay but I was so stressed that I took a couple shots of vodka when I got in

[03:47:59] esjay If I did that I could face prison

[03:48:17] esjay I work in a pharmacy

[03:48:50] esjay I can't even smoke weed off the clock

[03:49:07] esjay Yes, and idk how I passed it, if I even did

[03:49:11] esjay weed is legal in NY

[03:49:22] esjay but pharmacies receive government money via medicaid/medicare in the US

[03:49:35] esjay and because of the government aspect, no federally illegal stuff

[03:49:41] esjay fuck the government

[03:50:38] esjay Yeah non-gov jobs can, but that's optional shit, they're not mandated to

[03:50:41] esjay they do it to be cunts

[03:50:58] esjay lmao I remember that

[03:51:07] esjay kinda bnased

[03:51:09] esjay based*

[03:51:46] esjay but yeah it's like bro I just want to go home, smoke some weed and relax

[03:52:30] esjay ...my next job opportunity is even more government related

[03:52:39] esjay like literally federal employee tier

[03:52:50] esjay it's a different field

[03:52:52] esjay lol

[03:53:04] esjay nn

[03:53:07] esjay no

[03:53:26] esjay I want money :(

[03:53:35] esjay Once hired I won't have to worry\

[03:54:03] esjay I know plenty of people working federal jobs that use thc

[03:54:27] esjay I'll do the same once I get that new job

[03:59:28] esjay ChRoNiC; random drug testing is rare, but for promotions they will since it's a new role

[03:59:43] esjay ChRoNiC; it's bait, please don't take the bait

[03:59:55] esjay I don't have enough patience to be the tard wrangler tonight

[04:08:19] esjay ChRoNiC; no you don't need to learn php

[04:08:25] esjay but it's not bad to learn

[04:08:29] esjay helps out a lot

[04:09:45] esjay What also helps is inheriting 7.2 million usd

[04:11:01] esjay ChRoNiC; I'm not inheriting anything

[04:11:05] esjay I don't need to either

[04:11:11] esjay I work for what I have/want

[04:11:35] esjay It would hurt me

[04:12:21] esjay lol

[04:27:14] esjay There was some girl at the pharmacy tonight and she smelled so terrible, like baked in diarrhea after food poisoning

[04:28:40] esjay I smell like coconut and vanilla and sauerkraut

[04:29:02] esjay although after working 14 hours, my feet are kinda rancid

[04:29:11] esjay well the saurkraut is from my dinner I just ate

[04:29:30] esjay but I ate a nice amount so I have an aura of sauerkraut

[04:37:43] esjay Reminder that the leading cause of house fires is electrical issues

[04:38:01] esjay $tell ComputerTech

[04:38:11] esjay $tell ComputerTech gib

[04:39:28] esjay Sheepy: whoami

[04:39:33] esjay Sheepy: quit

[04:39:37] esjay >_>

[04:39:57] esjay $raw privmsg #computertech :test

[04:40:35] esjay Imagine having to prattle off pseudoanonymously

[04:40:40] esjay Small dick energy

[04:41:10] esjay $source

[04:41:21] esjay Sopel lmao

[04:41:23] esjay it's ComputerTech

[04:41:36] esjay wait

[04:41:37] esjay no

[04:41:52] esjay Do I have to?

[04:42:24] esjay @seen Rizon-18167F85.lightspeed.moblal.sbcglobal.net

[04:42:41] esjay @seen Guest22940

[04:42:47] esjay There you go

[04:43:16] esjay chanstat is kinda creepy when you realize the level of stalking it provides

[04:43:23] esjay I guess thats why it has privacy

[04:43:36] esjay @set privacy on

[04:43:45] esjay chanstat pls

[04:44:09] esjay !set privacy on

[04:44:13] esjay there we go

[04:44:22] esjay I guess only . and !

[04:44:51] esjay ChRoNiC; I am setting privacy so people cant stalk me

[04:45:36] esjay For its intended purpose

[04:45:37] esjay stats

[04:47:24] esjay \g, trans shark + bbc

[04:47:33] esjay tl;dr very specific dogwhistles

[04:47:45] esjay https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/blahaj-soft-toy-shark-90373590/

[04:49:04] esjay blahaj is basically a trans icon

[04:49:18] esjay https://www.newsweek.com/how-ikea-shark-became-trans-icon-1753400

[04:49:45] esjay ChRoNiC; not big into sharks myself

[04:49:51] esjay I am into snakes and spiders tho

[04:50:33] esjay ChRoNiC; do you have \g ignored?

[04:50:54] esjay Because they want to feel special by punching down

[04:53:12] esjay I thought it was gonna be blahaj

[05:27:45] esjay 00:24:59 <phatty> yo, if you're a clean person, definitely let the chick finger your bum if she knows what shes doing. best head ever tbh, .. if your ass stinks, just say no thanks.

[05:27:46] esjay Too bad most men have stinky ass

[05:34:05] esjay who said anything about shaving?

[05:34:53] esjay you can have a hairy ass and it not stink

[05:35:03] esjay it's just called washing your fucking ass

[05:35:43] esjay regular sweat won't smell like shit

[05:36:37] esjay you'd be surprised to learn that a majority of women love the smell (and taste) of sweat on guys bodies that wash/exfoliate

[05:37:43] esjay exfoliating is removing dead skin

[05:38:26] esjay avoid exfoliating soaps, those microplastics are basically like razors on your skin

[05:39:11] esjay get an exfoliating pad and a gentle soap that doesn't dry you out

[05:40:26] esjay My ex-bf was ocd about scrubbing his body when showering so I never had to worry about him being stinky, except when sick

[05:40:45] esjay but that's because people with colds and stuff have a weird aura of bad smell to them

[05:40:52] esjay foxy; agreed

[05:41:06] esjay I love my exfoliating glove

[05:43:43] esjay https://www.amazon.com/Seraphic-Skincare-Exfoliating-Microdermabrasion-Keratosis/dp/B08YN28CS4/ref=sr_1_2?crid=9T52OO6ETM1K&keywords=exfoliating%2Bglove&qid=1703396577&sprefix=exfoliating%2Caps%2C79&sr=8-2&th=1

[05:43:45] esjay what I use

[05:45:47] esjay tiesto is eternally in the zone

[05:49:08] esjay I want some meat

[05:49:47] esjay Might solve some craving by making some sunny side up eggs

[05:50:09] esjay fifel; I'm scared of older australian lesbians

[05:50:37] esjay I feel like I'd get recruited into a gambling ring that would result in me gambling away my life and dying

[05:51:02] esjay Yup

[05:51:56] esjay I'd let a confident af old rich lesbian take care of me

[05:52:03] esjay ChRoNiC; do it

[05:52:06] esjay it's a good movie

[05:52:18] esjay $list

[05:52:54] esjay Asking them to drink, always gets them

[05:55:31] esjay I should try getting my ex to watch Wake in Fright with me tonight

[05:55:46] esjay emotionally scar him (again) on christmas eve lmao

[05:58:19] esjay That sucks

[05:58:47] esjay I was glad to let my ex talk about his, because his siblings denied the events he talked about

[06:00:17] esjay So get out and find a woman who loves to hear you talk about things, and listens closely to you talking about trauma and serious stuff

[06:17:29] esjay KRK's? Nice choice

[06:17:43] esjay Maybe ChRoNiC isn't entirely retarded after all

[06:19:55] esjay more like reference monitors

[06:21:16] esjay Rudolph: s/can/could/

[06:23:01] esjay How did my banana roll over to that side of my bed

[06:23:23] esjay yes

[06:25:02] esjay Personally no, but I live with a lot of pets

[06:26:42] esjay .w

[06:26:49] esjay >light rain

[06:26:50] esjay what

[06:27:36] esjay I love Jesus, he tries buying me dinner like once a week when picking up meds for his family

[06:33:30] esjay huh, that explains a bit

[06:34:07] esjay almost all arabic people I handle on a daily basis have red on their teeth and gums, turns out it's a result of betel nut

[06:34:42] esjay nah, it can be mixed with lime or shit

[06:34:53] esjay Rudolph; yes but it's predominant in arabic people here

[07:15:06] esjay It's weird seeing a lot of my friends just like grow out of being expressive and just becoming boring conformative people

[07:22:07] esjay What else is a shame is that I cannot be trusted to not try rizzing up lesbians

[15:13:04] esjay Morning

[17:40:08] esjay Ahsoka; like you?

[17:40:54] esjay X

[17:52:49] esjay ComputerTech; strip null line

[17:52:52] esjay for gods sake

[18:07:06] esjay nice chanlist ComputerTech

[18:11:56] esjay End3r; do you have the python lib for hexchat installed?

[18:12:08] esjay hexchat requires installing it during install

[18:13:35] esjay I'll pip install your mom

[18:15:45] esjay ComputerTech; why are you suggesting pipx for just libs?

[18:19:11] esjay ComputerTech; make a venv, load it, then call hexchat from thatg

[18:19:20] esjay should work

[18:20:10] esjay no null line either

[18:20:44] esjay also

[18:20:55] esjay pipx is designed for python based appliicaations

[18:21:15] esjay Chiester; now in english

[18:21:40] esjay ComputerTech is the gay

[18:21:47] esjay ComputerTech is the gay

[18:22:17] esjay prove you're not gay by sucking a dick and showing how disgusted you are

[18:22:48] esjay being disgusted by sucking dick isn't ggaa

[18:22:57] esjay wow

[18:23:01] esjay thanks

[18:23:09] esjay s/ggaa/gay/

[21:37:18] esjay null line

[21:37:31] esjay k

[21:37:35] esjay byhe

[22:33:40] esjay Merry Christmas to you too Rudolph

[22:33:51] esjay .k Ahsoka hi

[22:34:20] esjay I'm a bit tipsy lol

[22:34:44] esjay Drinking spiked lemonade from a water bottle at the family gathering lol

[22:34:49] esjay Ahsoka, a greeting

[22:35:17] esjay OSHA doesn't care

[22:35:39] esjay OSHA only cares if they can make money

[22:38:33] esjay fifel, have a drink mate?

[22:39:10] esjay What even does kava do

[22:40:16] esjay I'm feeling that now from 300mL of lemonade with three shots of vodka

[22:40:35] esjay Use lube next to e

[22:40:36] esjay Time

[22:52:51] esjay Lay off the acid

[22:56:47] esjay .u blood choke

[23:00:35] esjay .w

[23:00:39] esjay Warm

[23:12:37] esjay Oof, that's rough, roommate getting misgendered at her family's Christmas get together

[23:13:28] esjay Huh

[23:20:50] esjay JetSetWilly; your experience doesn't supercede women saying otherwise

[23:22:20] esjay Incels don't understand consent

[23:22:25] esjay Or attraction

[23:23:40] esjay I fuck who is attractive to me and treats me as an equal

[23:24:35] esjay Do you really think I fuck only men?

[23:24:37] esjay Lol

[23:25:03] esjay I've fucked twice as many women than men

[23:27:48] esjay Bro can you hold a single coherent thought long enough to actually translate it from electrical impulses in your brain to typing?

[23:32:12] esjay JetSetWilly rn https://media.tenor.com/-OWVvTLM6MwAAAAM/brainlet-shaking-plug-soyboy-wojaks.gif

[23:39:46] esjay I love that game

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