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[00:01:34] tr [T] <Falkor> asuka/rizon, ComputerTech is right here!

[01:51:35] tr [S] <~phish> wtf foxy no stove?

[01:51:47] tr [S] <~phish> do you live in a jail

[02:14:01] tr [S] <Submarine> Hello

[02:14:21] tr [S] <Submarine> Swimmingly

[02:24:32] tr [S] <Submarine> How about them stoves?

[02:24:55] tr [S] * Submarine shifty eyes

[02:30:27] tr [S] <Submarine> Wimp

[02:31:21] tr [S] <Submarine> You wish chump

[02:35:15] tr [S] <~phish> mommas boy

[02:44:28] tr [S] <+Submarine> .w alba

[02:44:35] tr [S] <+Submarine> Junk

[02:48:50] tr [S] <~phish> shut the fuck up

[02:48:54] tr [S] <~phish> spammers

[02:49:02] tr [S] <~phish> stfu dumb cunt

[03:05:16] tr [T] <~therock247uk> o/

[03:05:29] tr [T] <~therock247uk> ComputerTech!

[03:05:31] tr [T] <~therock247uk> <3

[03:05:37] tr [T] * ~therock247uk sips

[03:05:45] tr [T] <~therock247uk> chilling drinking lol

[03:05:45] tr [T] <~therock247uk> you?

[03:06:07] tr [T] <~therock247uk> nice

[03:06:30] tr [S] <+Submarine> Bad bitch

[03:07:11] tr [S] <+Submarine> Idk who you are either

[03:07:22] tr [S] <~phish> both losers

[03:09:18] tr [S] <+Submarine> I didn't even join this channel

[03:09:31] tr [S] <+Submarine> I had dragon insert me

[03:09:46] tr [S] <~phish> bad dog

[03:10:27] tr [S] <~phish> m8 what is wrong with you this is a christian chat

[03:10:29] tr [S] <+Submarine> Obviously they all want to hear it

[03:11:21] tr [S] <+Submarine> Are you a package handler dog

[03:17:04] tr [S] <~phish> i don't

[03:17:26] tr [S] <~phish> it was cool 15 years ago

[03:17:29] tr [S] <+Submarine> You should see it on mobile

[03:17:46] tr [S] <~phish> newfag

[03:18:03] tr [S] <~phish> is that what your mum said

[03:19:24] tr [S] <~phish> wtf mince pies don't even have mince in them

[03:19:28] tr [S] <~phish> my life is a lie

[03:19:45] tr [S] <+Submarine> [12:50:03] <@phish> i strictly smoke cock now

[03:19:56] tr [S] <~phish> m8 im full blooded american

[03:20:04] tr [S] <~phish> where the fuck would i get a mince pie

[03:20:29] tr [S] <+Submarine> It's next to the blood sausage bruv

[03:20:45] tr [S] <~phish> fuckin spammers

[03:20:55] tr [S] <+Submarine> Losers*

[03:21:59] tr [S] <~phish> new host

[03:22:05] tr [S] <~phish> do you fucking pay attention at all

[03:22:06] tr [S] <~Dragon> because she has no stove

[03:22:10] tr [S] <~Dragon> she's cold

[03:22:10] tr [S] <~phish> jesus christ

[03:22:40] tr [S] <~Dragon> hola

[03:44:05] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[03:50:00] tr [S] <~phish> i would sue

[03:50:03] tr [S] <~phish> this is america

[03:52:15] tr [S] <+Submarine> Get a different job

[03:52:44] tr [S] <+Submarine> Change fields

[03:53:19] tr [S] <+Submarine> Don't work a fed job then..

[03:53:34] tr [S] <~phish> suck dick for cocaine and sell the cocaine

[03:54:38] tr [S] <+Submarine> What job is it

[03:55:10] tr [S] <~phish> they wait until they kill a patient

[03:58:16] tr [S] <~phish> way more

[03:58:40] tr [S] <+Submarine> I don't like canadians

[04:10:46] tr [S] <+Submarine> It's cause you're Canadian

[04:11:53] tr [S] <+Submarine> Admirable American right there

[04:19:28] tr [S] <~phish> hi cold im dad

[04:20:17] tr [S] <+Daddy> I'm Daddy

[04:20:45] tr [S] <+Daddy> It's 60F in oklahoma

[04:21:39] tr [S] <+Daddy> Tulsa

[04:22:09] tr [S] <+Daddy> You're right, your daddy can't afford a stove

[04:23:29] tr [S] <+Daddy> Go microwave your dinner chump

[04:24:46] tr [S] <~phish> lo

[04:25:10] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> who was that?

[04:25:30] tr [S] * ~iamfoxy looks at phish

[04:25:33] tr [S] <~phish> one of our returning users

[04:25:38] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> aaron?

[04:25:43] tr [S] <~phish> no his names kyle

[04:26:03] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[04:26:06] tr [S] <~phish> !reload

[04:26:17] tr [S] <~phish> !shop 16 thefathermind

[04:26:46] tr [S] <~phish> no i just don't like you

[04:27:29] tr [S] <~phish> sick people tend to smell

[04:27:43] tr [S] <~phish> i assume you smell like bengay and broken dreams esjay

[04:27:54] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> well if kyle comes back he needs to apologize

[04:28:50] tr [S] <~phish> ill let him know a-aron

[04:28:56] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> weird combo

[04:28:59] tr [S] <~phish> i mean foxy

[04:29:10] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> don't call me that name :P

[04:29:14] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> i don't cry

[04:29:21] tr [S] <~phish> big girls don't cry

[04:29:34] tr [S] <~iamfoxy> we get even

[04:29:49] tr [S] <~phish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRZpaxBMJRU

[04:30:00] tr [S] <~phish> oh i guess its a fergie song too wtf

[04:33:48] tr [S] <Daddy> You're gonna burn your best 6 bags of popcorn

[04:33:52] tr [S] <Daddy> Next

[04:38:59] tr [S] <~phish> end3rs prob

[04:39:51] tr [S] <Daddy> $tell foxy is your stove cookin

[04:41:34] tr [S] <~phish> no the name has to be a red herring

[04:43:48] tr [S] <~phish> @set privacy on

[04:47:08] tr [S] <Submarine> It's a Canadian thing

[04:59:26] tr [S] <Submarine> Bet it wasn't a baked ham

[05:01:51] tr [S] <Submarine> Yeah I was told there would be cookies. Then I found out the stag doesn't have a stove.

[05:04:18] tr [S] <Submarine> Is a kitchen without a stove a kitchen

[05:11:07] tr [S] <Submarine> Gotta get a new appliance from big lots

[05:16:34] tr [S] <Submarine> Canadian?

[06:14:28] tr [S] <Submarine> I'll buy you speakers

[06:16:10] tr [S] <Submarine> fifel do you want some speakers

[09:49:19] tr [S] <Mysterious> Hi

[09:51:37] tr [S] <Mysterious> any new update sir ??

[16:27:07] tr [S] <~phish> !bang

[16:34:23] tr [S] <~phish> oi u fukin wot m8

[17:34:09] tr [S] <Submarine> What does the RFC say about that

[17:34:56] tr [S] <~phish> 502

[17:35:50] tr [S] <~phish> in the year 2525

[17:54:42] tr [T] <login> merry christmas?

[18:19:05] tr [S] <~phish> doubled my moms recipe by accident forgetting it was for 2 spinach pies and now im going to have way too much filling oops

[18:21:35] tr [S] <~phish> omfg should i take the finished spinach pie and use the laser engraver to print john mcclane on it

[18:21:59] tr [S] <Submarine> Short answer is yes

[18:23:08] tr [S] <Submarine> Dick is dirty

[18:26:19] tr [S] <~phish> do i try to laser this onto the pie

[18:26:20] tr [S] <~phish> https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4612231956.4044/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg

[18:26:48] tr [S] <~phish> i need answers

[18:27:01] tr [S] <Submarine> You should print a stove on one of them

[18:31:28] tr [S] <Submarine> Probably chilling with the stove

[18:50:54] tr [S] <&ChanServ> [Snoopy] <+Zpw> My cousins almost here <+Zpw> On god if I wasn't family I'd wear her shit out

[18:51:31] tr [S] <&ChanServ> [Snoopy] <+Zpw> My cousins almost here <+Zpw> On god if I wasn't family I'd wear her shit out

[18:53:10] tr [S] <~phish> figuring out the settings for pie crust is not very straight forward smh

[18:53:53] tr [S] <~phish> no you don't your mom drives you around

[18:54:34] tr [S] <~phish> wat

[18:54:41] tr [S] <~phish> had total only child vibes from you ComputerTech

[18:55:34] tr [S] <~phish> she's 42

[18:58:44] tr [S] <~phish> do you guys get this five farms irish cream in ireland ComputerTech or do they only export it

[18:59:15] tr [S] <~phish> interesting

[19:41:17] tr [T] <login> > over cam

[19:41:21] tr [T] <login> nice way to write there

[19:41:36] tr [T] <login> TIL the past tense of the three-lettered c word

[19:41:47] tr [T] <login> (not can)

[19:59:02] tr [S] <~phish> mmm tripe

[20:38:59] tr [S] <Submarine> Turkish delight is shit

[20:40:15] tr [S] <Submarine> I get delight knowing my stove is in my kitchen

[20:43:35] tr [T] * &Nat^AFK slaps ComputerTech/rizon

[20:43:47] tr [T] <&Nat^AFK> hugss

[20:45:09] tr [T] <&Nathan> i replied to ur msg ComputerTech/rizon

[20:52:35] tr [T] <login> is that real, irish666?

[20:52:43] tr [T] <login> or a meme photo?

[20:53:08] tr [T] <login> Valware: you and i had the same idea lol

[20:53:32] tr [T] <login> to ask irish666 if that image was real

[20:53:46] tr [S] <~phish> https://i.imgur.com/yDDPyzm.jpg

[20:54:13] tr [T] <login> i did not know china taught american english - i guess they never became a british colony

[20:54:17] tr [T] <login> or british settlement

[20:54:27] tr [T] <login> merry christmas h4

[20:54:52] tr [T] <login> also, deadly is here

[20:55:15] tr [T] <login> american english is taught even in hong kong?

[20:55:56] tr [T] <login> yup, i suspected so

[20:56:15] tr [T] <login> i guess guangdong fell under the CPC(CCP)'s hammer and teaches american english

[20:58:20] tr [T] <login> didn't know your partner was chinese, Valware

[20:58:27] tr [T] <login> or a woman, for that matter

[20:58:57] tr [T] <login> i would not know, Valware

[20:59:42] tr [T] <login> so, are you in guangzhou too now, Valware?

[20:59:56] tr [T] <login> how does your other half connect to the wider internet? what's her preferred vpn?

[21:00:22] tr [T] <login> or is it just an azure instance

[21:01:03] tr [T] <login> that mum ran in there real quick, Rudolph -- how do you find these entertaining videos?

[21:01:19] tr [T] <login> i am always surprised by how adept people are at finding the meme they're thinking of -- like they have an encyclopedia inside

[21:01:26] tr [T] <login> Rudolph: reddit?

[21:01:38] tr [T] <login> then the front page of?

[21:01:59] tr [T] <login> imgur

[21:02:07] tr [T] <login> reddit-adjacent

[21:02:19] tr [T] <login> i find the mum running to her child so very entertaining

[21:03:06] tr [T] <login> besides, it's better to paint in a boiler suit than an open jump suit

[21:03:16] tr [T] <login> other than the woman trying to paint her own shadow

[21:03:49] tr [T] <login> it's the hand railing, isn't it?

[21:04:10] tr [T] <login> i wonder how the blue tape protects the edges

[21:04:53] tr [T] <login> did she do it on purpose 'for the meme'?

[21:05:01] tr [T] <login> the rich world has a lot of free time :P

[21:05:15] tr [T] <login> has the masking tape been taped straight?

[21:36:40] tr [S] <~phish> q p

[21:36:41] tr [S] <~phish> w

[21:36:49] tr [S] <~phish> dumb cunt

[21:36:54] tr [S] <~phish> did you see my pie ComputerTech

[21:37:09] tr [S] <~phish> https://i.imgur.com/yDDPyzm.jpg

[21:37:38] tr [S] <~phish> is diehard a christmas movie in europe too

[21:37:58] tr [S] <~phish> i almost put hans gruber

[21:38:01] tr [S] <~phish> but effort

[22:37:19] tr [S] <~phish> the dream

[22:41:15] tr [S] <~phish> sick fuck

[22:41:34] tr [S] <~phish> ive been drinking irish coffees and beer for like 8 hours now

[23:02:18] tr [S] <~phish> same

[23:03:27] tr [S] <~phish> nah you can definitely win and lose at the same time

[23:04:02] tr [S] <~phish> a hole is a hole though

[23:04:40] tr [S] <~phish> i didn't even have an analogy planned but you set yourself up to lose-lose JetSetWilly

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