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[13:52:19] Fensta ho ho ho

[13:53:16] Fensta all the best matey

[14:20:52] Fensta everyone put everyone on ignore, keep it peaceful

[14:21:32] Fensta hX quartz

[14:36:15] Fensta today i shall mostly be drinking........... cider

[14:38:19] Fensta you too stunna

[16:00:41] Fensta it's ok he's gone to eat, might be a few hours

[16:01:55] Fensta i bet the english xmas dinner beats the german one , we excel in sunday roasts

[16:03:00] Fensta just like a full english breakfast, best food we do

[16:04:39] Fensta sausage, bacon, mushrooms, egg, tomatoes, hash browns, all fried, plus beans, toast

[16:05:22] Fensta try one, trust me

[16:05:47] Fensta never seen cheese on one

[16:10:41] Fensta found it in a bin ?

[16:10:56] Fensta nah ur worse :)

[16:12:59] Fensta shut it ya fat fook :)

[16:13:17] Fensta just jealous cos i didnt have an xmas dinner

[16:13:23] Fensta booo

[16:13:48] Fensta but i've have to spend the day with me dad, rather go hungry

[16:14:28] Fensta who are you , what have you done with deadly ?

[16:14:45] Fensta doin coke instead prolly

[16:15:33] Fensta you not only let us down, you've let your family down, but most of all you've let yourself down ¬

[16:15:39] Fensta drink somethin u ponce

[16:16:14] Fensta man i aint talkin to you anymore, fgt

[16:16:34] Fensta u'd have to make jokes about yourself

[16:16:37] Fensta and drink wine

[16:17:17] Fensta :)

[16:17:56] Fensta hear ya, tis hard to drink beer when ya full of food

[16:18:16] Fensta musta been a lotta food to fill that stomach :P

[16:18:26] Fensta heh

[16:19:15] Fensta i could poss order an xmas dinner from justeat or somethin, loads of places open today, all the foreigners etc

[16:19:37] Fensta paki's , greeks, chinese, indians

[16:19:43] Fensta dont do xmas

[16:22:40] Fensta think chinese always take monday off, one near me is closed

[16:23:29] Fensta isn't monday the chinese sunday ?

[16:23:44] Fensta for takeaway owners

[16:24:05] Fensta k

[16:27:27] Fensta slightyannoying

[16:29:37] Fensta bet ya 20 quid you can't be nice for the rest of the evening deadly

[16:29:59] Fensta or even the next 5 minutes

[16:31:27] Fensta is any rodent

[16:31:36] Fensta ask a hillbilly american

[16:32:03] Fensta they eat anything that moves

[16:32:18] Fensta roadkill is a thing

[16:32:23] Fensta menu choice

[16:32:38] Fensta guinea

[16:33:08] Fensta wouldn't worry h4, he doesn't like ugly people

[16:34:16] Fensta some places eat people, could be worse

[16:34:44] Fensta place=country, shh h4

[16:36:00] Fensta gram of coke is £4 in peru, how are they all not cokeheads

[16:36:25] Fensta pound sterling

[16:37:26] Fensta 80 a gram in uk for pure, 20 times more expensive once its smuggled into uk

[16:37:59] Fensta would think drug dealers are money grabbin scum or something

[16:38:47] Fensta depends which pharma, can get a lot of it cheap on dark sites

[16:39:01] Fensta oxy, vikes, percs are expensive tho

[16:39:26] Fensta those 3 i mentioned are legal in usa , prescribed

[16:40:10] Fensta ppl sell em for 50 dollars a pill etc

[16:40:28] Fensta anyway

[16:41:10] Fensta tried a 40, didnt touch me, tried an 80, didnt touch me

[16:41:30] Fensta oxy's , poss cos i was already loaded on valium at the time

[16:41:52] Fensta those were like 40 a pill

[16:41:59] Fensta oxys

[16:42:38] Fensta enjoy pretending to be happy , gl :P

[16:46:29] Fensta just call it pork, the butt thing makes it sound shit

[16:46:39] Fensta hehe

[16:47:14] Fensta so does chicken but you would only say chicken, not wings, breast, drumsticks

[16:47:32] Fensta or thighs

[16:47:39] Fensta pork ass

[16:47:42] Fensta no thanks :)

[16:47:57] Fensta its a tail man

[16:48:14] Fensta ond only have that in soup, otherwise i wouldnt eat it

[16:48:35] Fensta so call it pork shoulder, sounds way better

[16:48:56] Fensta oh, damn yanks :P

[16:49:18] Fensta oh sorry for the insult :P

[16:50:09] Fensta i'm sure your life was fine without a tree

[16:50:53] Fensta shhhhh before they deport you

[16:51:34] Fensta mostly chinese in uk, no japanese or koreans

[16:52:23] Fensta they kinda cornered the restaurant and chip shop angle

[16:52:56] Fensta are you from india / pakistan ?

[16:53:18] Fensta vietnam/ thailand etc is south asian

[16:53:30] Fensta asian is india / pakistan to a uk person

[16:53:55] Fensta geography is hard to remember

[16:55:02] Fensta same in most countries

[16:57:01] Fensta i try, gives me a heart attack and i can't breathe in cold water

[16:57:32] Fensta because cold water :)

[16:58:04] Fensta makes lungs collapse or somethin

[16:58:20] Fensta a 2 week holiday in greece was a nightmare with no hot water, cold showers only

[16:58:23] Fensta i died every day

[16:58:42] Fensta brrrrrrrr

[16:59:08] Fensta 2 seconds after getting out a shower in greece you are sweating from the heat :)

[16:59:28] Fensta :P

[17:00:21] Fensta hah

[17:00:42] Fensta i itend to cease to exist when i die, so wont be a problem

[17:00:53] Fensta *intend

[17:04:51] Fensta the holy ghost

[17:05:40] Fensta thats you h4, dont drag him into your nerd world

[17:08:21] Fensta it's h4's usual joke

[17:08:46] Fensta i been listenin to random shit / good music rico, you ?

[17:10:18] Fensta fermé la bouche h4

[17:10:37] Fensta bah :P

[17:10:49] Fensta i try to speak french , always get it wrong :)

[17:11:16] Fensta the ^ shit fucks me up

[17:11:32] Fensta accents over letters

[17:14:14] Fensta this conversation is awful

[17:14:19] Fensta especially considering the day

[17:14:33] Fensta monday

[17:14:41] Fensta gotta be cool on a monday

[17:14:48] Fensta hiya hotties

[17:24:50] Fensta rock on h4

[17:25:16] Fensta i wannabe 16, sadly i'm old as shit

[17:25:23] Fensta the 80s were great

[17:25:34] Fensta 2023 is shit

[17:25:42] Fensta elloo

[17:26:39] Fensta i thought i'd be dead by now

[17:26:58] Fensta dunno, just thought i'd die in my 30s of cancer or somethin, but didnt

[17:27:13] Fensta well, anything really

[17:27:17] Fensta didnt expect to live so long

[17:27:47] Fensta jesus died at 32, i was hoping for the same result

[17:28:01] Fensta better to burn out than it is to fade away

[17:28:28] Fensta yeh but lets change the subject, it isn't the day for it :P

[17:28:43] Fensta indeed :)

[17:32:52] Fensta is sushi a woman btw ?

[17:33:15] Fensta ok that's rare, thx

[17:37:25] Fensta watchin ricky gervais new gig on netflix, fuckall else to do

[18:34:15] Fensta just watched the new ricky gervais standup comedy on netflix, ouch, made me laugh a few times but it's dark comedy

[18:34:31] Fensta think deadly helped him write it

[18:35:26] Fensta on a cheerier note, pigs in blankets in the oven.......

[18:35:42] Fensta oosh

[18:36:35] Fensta don't they always, mystical

[18:37:43] Fensta at worst it will be to attack your legs with its claws as you walk past

[18:45:06] Fensta in his pants

[18:45:52] Fensta we now know that he has one of those multimedia keyboards with random buttons that do fuckall thats useful

[18:46:47] Fensta easy to disprove

[18:47:44] Fensta it's a miracle that the whole channel isn't full of idiots, people are pretty shit in general

[18:48:31] Fensta tulsa king wasn't a bad show, with stallone

[18:51:17] Fensta try driving thru georgia and finding a decent song on the radio, it's all country , all the time :/

[18:51:50] Fensta children of the corn

[18:52:05] Fensta this was 1990 g

[18:52:17] Fensta american radio was good in most states

[18:53:23] Fensta truck driver job

[18:53:36] Fensta east to west n vice versa all the time

[18:54:08] Fensta will be over when they have automated trucks with AI drivring

[18:54:46] Fensta plus if you're a truck driver you have to take meth and kill prostitutes, such a commitment

[18:55:37] Fensta automatic trucks will happen, n cars to follow

[18:56:24] Fensta sell heroin or somethin, nice profit margin

[18:57:30] Fensta gps shit will take over all transport

[18:58:29] Fensta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L50RwFOMus&list=RDQMVl-W1cnA-_E&index=5

[18:58:43] Fensta bit of chase and status drum n bass to get your feet tapping

[18:59:13] Fensta come to daddy

[18:59:30] Fensta youtube come to daddy, that video is intense

[18:59:44] Fensta aphex twin

[19:00:41] Fensta not weird, just a great band with a video

[19:01:11] Fensta most aphex twin vids are original

[19:01:23] Fensta heh if you must

[19:05:32] Fensta factories swapped humans for robots in the 80s

[19:05:47] Fensta its inevitable

[19:06:56] Fensta it's mostly for future people to worry about

[19:07:07] Fensta nothing amazing will happen in our lifetime tech wise

[19:07:20] Fensta back to the future lied to us etc

[19:08:51] Fensta tech is held back so they can sell the old stuff after putting in so much money for R&D

[19:09:25] Fensta if all new tech was available the second it exists we'd be watching hologram monitors n tv's etc

[19:09:38] Fensta holo has existed for ages

[19:14:03] Fensta smoke somethin unhealthy :P

[19:14:14] Fensta balance it out

[19:16:14] Fensta tis the season to unban ppl

[19:17:24] Fensta because it's not 2000 and we don't do leet nicks with upper n lower case now........

[19:17:43] Fensta lol

[19:18:07] Fensta tbf , banning on the use of that word is a bit shit

[19:18:50] Fensta dude , man, sweet

[19:19:17] Fensta he k/b'd himself

[19:19:22] Fensta by saying that word

[19:19:43] Fensta what a fag ...

[19:20:18] Fensta ah cmon

[19:20:26] Fensta dont be gay :P

[19:20:52] Fensta i saw that movie at the cinema when it was released

[19:21:06] Fensta have no desire to watch it again, unless i get a shag out of it

[19:21:33] Fensta fu foxy, i;m like a fine wine

[19:21:51] Fensta get better with time

[19:22:08] Fensta wine beats being fisted ..

[19:22:31] Fensta a lot of wine and u might consider it

[19:23:15] Fensta this is not an xmassy chat

[19:23:18] Fensta u heathens

[19:23:38] Fensta trust u to spot the ass in xmas )

[19:24:19] Fensta christ died fo your sins, have some respect man

[19:24:42] Fensta some hipster from ages ago

[19:25:27] Fensta apparently he had a man bun and liked checked shirts n tight jeans

[19:26:27] Fensta 310 , surely u have somethin better to do

[19:27:02] Fensta good food esjay, worth the pain

[19:31:34] Fensta hard to when you're a dude

[19:31:45] Fensta strap on = get the fuck outta there

[19:32:30] Fensta i prefer my real dick too

[19:33:22] Fensta err i never have

[19:34:09] Fensta ok.....

[19:35:11] Fensta MY , not others :P

[19:35:54] Fensta u spent too long in prison

[19:36:26] Fensta he got banned and went back to his family

[19:36:46] Fensta auto join eh

[19:37:18] Fensta no comment

[19:38:00] Fensta the bans mostly :P

[19:38:28] Fensta don't you like her ?

[19:38:30] Fensta heh

[19:38:37] Fensta bah

[19:38:50] Fensta english cheese can be stinky

[19:39:05] Fensta was it expensive

[19:39:31] Fensta well thanks for boosting the uk economy

[19:39:58] Fensta 24 is cheap by the way

[19:40:05] Fensta to spend on yer maaaa

[19:40:30] Fensta criminals are sometimes likeable

[19:40:40] Fensta as long as they aint hardcore

[19:41:05] Fensta assume by your nick you deal with a criminal to get a smoke

[19:42:11] Fensta my dealer is mellow, just an average person

[19:42:50] Fensta there are no sheep in here, well......

[19:43:00] Fensta not likely to offend anyone

[19:43:58] Fensta they were asked their opinion on sheep fucking , response was "baaa"

[19:44:52] Fensta kin germans

[19:45:18] Fensta dont trust anyone who declares war on the world

[19:45:34] Fensta not a random country, the world

[19:45:48] Fensta over confident

[19:46:00] Fensta just like ze americans

[19:46:21] Fensta lo

[19:46:23] Fensta l

[19:47:55] Fensta go make us some food

[19:51:56] Fensta yeh heider, i just burnt my mouth eating a hot one :)

[19:52:42] Fensta why did u go there

[19:52:58] Fensta i mentioned a nice bit of food and u ruined it

[19:53:15] Fensta heh, reminds me of snatch

[19:53:18] Fensta the movie

[19:53:32] Fensta Bricktop

[19:53:42] Fensta seen it so many times, class

[19:55:44] Fensta never liked the word defenestration, sounds like somethin bad is happening to me

[19:56:14] Fensta why is there even a word for being thrown out a window, how often does it happen

[19:57:09] Fensta ex gf's maybe

[19:57:43] Fensta that what hitler would say if he was alive now

[19:58:00] Fensta i was a right twat when younger

[19:58:44] Fensta live n learn

[19:59:39] Fensta lots of ideas juest

[20:00:01] Fensta i like turtles

[20:00:42] Fensta ask a question juest

[20:00:50] Fensta someone might know

[20:01:45] Fensta thats a lot of stuff

[20:02:08] Fensta for a light guitar, stratocasters are the lightest

[20:02:26] Fensta les pauls heaviest

[20:02:36] Fensta yeh

[20:03:02] Fensta you can get mexican / japanese / american fender strats

[20:03:15] Fensta some lie and pretend to be american

[20:03:49] Fensta nah man

[20:04:12] Fensta audio interface, from what instrument to pc ?

[20:04:34] Fensta haha

[20:05:06] Fensta minimum juest

[20:05:10] Fensta cd qual

[20:05:39] Fensta cool, i got a Korg Nautilus

[20:05:54] Fensta theres mad high flac audio now

[20:06:00] Fensta bitrate

[20:06:17] Fensta 48 is ok tho

[20:06:53] Fensta i think so too juest

[20:07:15] Fensta but smart arses say they can hear crazy high bitrates

[20:07:59] Fensta i mostly download 320, 24 bit mps

[20:08:02] Fensta mp3s

[20:08:11] Fensta or flac

[20:09:00] Fensta i dont sample less than cd quality, its a decent sound

[20:09:35] Fensta i own a les paul, it's reeeeeally heavy, possibly heaviest of all

[20:09:58] Fensta strats are at the other end of the scale

[20:10:05] Fensta light and pleasant to play

[20:10:42] Fensta shady mofo

[20:11:07] Fensta i dunno, google knows a lot more than i do :)

[20:11:55] Fensta slap happy mofo h4

[20:15:31] Fensta Juest , i spent £1700 on a synthesizer, audio gear is not cheap man

[20:16:13] Fensta english money, pound sterling :)

[20:16:39] Fensta aye

[20:17:02] Fensta mild as fuck init

[20:17:11] Fensta colder last month

[20:18:16] Fensta ello irish btw, all the best n that shite

[20:19:00] Fensta orange ones are a good brand

[20:19:37] Fensta i use a marshall amp on my korg

[20:20:02] Fensta the good ones usually dont

[20:20:20] Fensta has 2 keyboards ?

[20:21:21] Fensta jupiter-x has built in speakers but its crazy expensive 2300

[20:21:47] Fensta bought it, tried for a week then sent it back, was nice but not worth that much mone

[20:21:48] Fensta y

[20:24:09] Fensta deadly, you need some drugs or alcohol

[20:24:19] Fensta and some sex n rock n roll

[20:24:27] Fensta fgt

[20:24:41] Fensta 15th

[20:25:14] Fensta 11.30 first one

[20:26:18] Fensta with yer maa deadly

[20:27:05] Fensta yeh but you need to play some different guitars until you find one you find comfortable

[20:27:26] Fensta they all sound good to be honest, it's just preference on what you like

[20:27:37] Fensta go to random shops n try some

[20:28:18] Fensta any decent guitar will last your lifetime

[20:29:14] Fensta fender strat squire is cheapest entry level guitar

[20:29:33] Fensta but , buy what you can afford

[20:30:00] Fensta i'd avoid cheap ones

[20:30:09] Fensta you get what u pay for

[20:30:34] Fensta if i had my time over i'd by an ibanez instead of an epiphone les paul

[20:31:43] Fensta the pickups on cheap guitars sound shit

[20:31:57] Fensta because they cut costs there

[20:32:35] Fensta a squire is fine if you just wanna try it, if you plan to play forever try somethin else

[20:33:07] Fensta i wouldnt recommend epiphone, the budget version of Gibson

[20:33:58] Fensta can end up with a collection of guitars, they all have their merits

[20:34:33] Fensta i got a free amp with this les paul

[20:34:42] Fensta marshall practice amp shit

[20:35:16] Fensta can anyone play really well tho ? :)

[20:35:27] Fensta i'm shit, used to be ok when i was playin every day

[20:38:51] Fensta damn u :)

[20:39:17] Fensta link an mp3 of you, or you are lying

[20:39:54] Fensta hehe i rhink i could tell if its you

[20:40:24] Fensta interfaces from what intstrument , and, is it to pc ?

[20:41:11] Fensta synthesizer links by midi or usb cable

[20:41:16] Fensta costs nothing

[20:41:46] Fensta np then

[20:42:04] Fensta i dont know anything about mics

[20:43:36] Fensta link one of the things you are looking at

[20:45:22] Fensta doesnt really matter

[20:45:59] Fensta look at youtube for demonstrations of each piece of equipment you are thinking of buying

[20:46:12] Fensta so you can hear it and see what other people think about it

[20:46:28] Fensta not many do juest

[20:46:50] Fensta standard usb is good enuff

[20:47:41] Fensta asio4all will work with any midi cable plugged in

[20:47:48] Fensta usb whatever

[20:48:57] Fensta nice

[20:49:21] Fensta i like playing with the dials on my synth tho, to adjust low pass / high pass filter

[20:49:25] Fensta sounds cool as fuck

[20:50:11] Fensta read some reviews man, search online

[20:50:33] Fensta ello Val

[20:50:47] Fensta for anythin you are going to buy online, read some reviews about it

[20:51:44] Fensta i got audio technica headphones, they aint bad

[20:52:30] Fensta it's a pain in the arse isn't it :)

[20:52:33] Fensta stupid day

[20:52:47] Fensta doh

[20:53:23] Fensta i always miss having a girlfriend at this time of year, rest of the time i couldnt care less

[20:53:44] Fensta that doesn't count :P

[20:53:48] Fensta haha

[20:54:00] Fensta best you can afford juest

[20:56:56] Fensta have smoked a lot today and aint high, just wasted

[20:57:07] Fensta too lazy to pace

[20:57:38] Fensta same with all technology, gotta research

[20:58:07] Fensta read up on streamer mics

[20:58:12] Fensta vs other ones

[21:04:37] Fensta dont be so lazy juest, there is no perfect one

[21:05:00] Fensta need more than 1 personds opinion

[21:05:43] Fensta you blow

[21:06:01] Fensta yw ;)

[21:29:50] Fensta vietnamese excel in nail salons

[21:35:16] Fensta until you become a fat bastard <

[21:39:29] Fensta everything good has been taken

[21:43:52] Fensta what are you selling ?

[21:44:56] Fensta what is reach

[21:46:02] Fensta can't think of anythin that wouldnt have been already taken

[21:46:55] Fensta bot support is annoying, want a real person to talk to

[21:50:15] Fensta n1

[21:51:00] Fensta aye

[21:52:21] Fensta goin to bed

[21:52:26] Fensta gl with it :P

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