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[00:00:02] deadly right im off

[00:00:05] deadly night

[00:00:07] Syndus Laters

[00:01:29] * End3r kicked ComputerTech (wake up)

[00:01:34] * Rizon set mode +qo ComputerTech ComputerTech

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[00:03:36] mrinfinity .

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[00:09:24] * Rizon set mode +v systwi

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[00:12:02] Hotties hi mrinfinity

[00:14:06] mrinfinity hi

[00:14:29] Ahsoka Hi Hotties

[00:16:27] [itchyjunk] hi mom

[00:20:12] * Ahsoka hands itchyjunk some gold bond powder to help with the itch

[00:20:56] Ahsoka My dad swears by this stuff

[00:20:58] * [itchyjunk] snorts

[00:21:05] Ahsoka XD

[00:21:08] [itchyjunk] talcum powder?

[00:21:10] [itchyjunk] causes cancer

[00:21:10] yournamehere gold bond your balls boys

[00:21:13] [itchyjunk] lel bro

[00:21:31] Ahsoka O.O

[00:21:33] yournamehere keeps you from having strong manstink

[00:21:51] [itchyjunk] you say strong manstink like it's a bad thing

[00:22:24] yournamehere my pungency can take down a woman from ten paces

[00:22:44] Ahsoka Last year i got my dad the manscaped grooming kit

[00:22:52] Ahsoka For xmas,

[00:23:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:23:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[00:23:06] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[00:23:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[00:23:09] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.458s, which makes you a total of 655 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:26:37] esjay yournamehere; this is why you don't have kids

[00:27:15] Jax Merry Christmas.

[00:27:33] esjay Merry

[00:37:23] irish666 ahsoka you're probably triple digits today

[00:37:27] irish666 kek

[00:43:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:43:11] slim !bang

[00:43:11] DuckHunt slim > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN

[00:43:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[00:43:14] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:43:17] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[00:43:17] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[00:43:19] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[00:43:19] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 19.161s, which makes you a total of 656 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:50:04] Jax I am at work

[00:56:38] Juest esjay: okay then, whatever

[00:59:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[00:59:07] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[00:59:32] esjay I literally deal with focusrite drivers for my side hustle and music prod and have for years

[00:59:36] esjay Since 2020

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[01:07:02] Jax Today in my guard shack I discovered a very discreet camera

[01:07:07] Jax I covered it up.

[01:07:32] Jax ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[01:09:26] dog_whistle LOL

[01:10:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:10:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[01:10:13] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[01:10:15] CoolKevin !bang

[01:10:15] DuckHunt CoolKevin > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:10:15] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[01:10:16] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[01:10:17] CoolKevin !bang

[01:10:17] DuckHunt CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.824s, which makes you a total of 93 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:10:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[01:10:24] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[01:10:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS *high-5's CoolKevin*

[01:10:40] Jax Hmm

[01:10:45] Jax I guess it's not a camera

[01:11:06] * CoolKevin returns high 5's

[01:11:11] Jax Upon further investigation it's a"smart eyr" to detect when occupants are in the shack to then control the temperature

[01:11:17] Jax eye*

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[01:11:56] Jax I tried to determine if it records but there isn't any info on that, doesn't seem likely.

[01:12:01] Jax Keeping it covered anyway.

[01:15:47] Jax either way I'm enjoying the $500 computer chair they supplied me with.

[01:15:57] Jax Real comfy.

[01:16:41] Jax I hope you all had some good Christmas memories today.

[01:18:01] esjay lol

[01:18:11] esjay I'll definitely remember this christmas

[01:22:09] franstam Jax, pic of chair u speak of?

[01:22:32] Jax ...

[01:22:41] Jax You want me to get off my chair

[01:22:42] CoolKevin I will remember this Christmas, first stress free one in a long time

[01:22:50] Jax So I can meet your petty expectations?

[01:22:57] slim Lucky you CoolKevin

[01:23:09] Jax Why should I?

[01:23:29] CoolKevin no not lucky, I planned it

[01:24:12] slim Can't plan for the unexpected though

[01:24:36] CoolKevin I planned it

[01:24:56] slim ^^^

[01:25:24] CoolKevin then I feel sorry for you

[01:26:19] slim You feel sorry for me saying you can't plan for the unexpected.

[01:26:34] CoolKevin yes

[01:26:41] slim Are you retarded

[01:26:50] CoolKevin you are an idiot

[01:27:18] slim You didn't answer my question so I'm taking it as a yes 😌

[01:30:45] Ahsoka Slim chance on that

[01:31:28] slim Amethyst

[01:33:31] slim 🥺

[01:36:34] \g -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:36:44] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[01:36:44] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[01:36:49] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS ha!

[01:37:13] slim !reload

[01:37:13] DuckHunt slim > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[01:37:23] slim !bang

[01:37:23] DuckHunt slim > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[01:37:28] slim Lol

[01:37:30] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS gotme!

[01:37:40] slim Lmao

[01:38:16] * \g nods

[01:38:34] slim \g

[01:38:40] \g hi

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[01:59:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:59:35] CoolKevin !bang

[01:59:36] DuckHunt CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 35.512s, which makes you a total of 94 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[02:14:16] DuckHunt [Duck Hunt commands] !help, !bang, !reload, !shop, !topduck, !duckstats, !lastduck

[02:15:30] d00mR1d3r !s

[02:19:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:19:04] CoolKevin !bang

[02:19:04] DuckHunt CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.935s, which makes you a total of 95 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:19:04] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[02:19:04] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[02:19:29] CoolKevin one of the quickest I ever done

[02:30:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:30:16] CoolKevin !bang

[02:30:16] DuckHunt CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.358s, which makes you a total of 96 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 15 (duck flattener). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:30:55] Jax Jesus fucking Christ.

[02:31:35] Jax I just had some nerd tell me a Gundam.priced at 30k that was the size of a child was "justified in price"

[02:33:52] End3r kmao

[02:33:55] Jax It doesn't even move.

[02:33:56] End3r lmao too

[02:34:42] franstam at that price might as well have a child

[02:34:46] franstam it moves

[02:34:47] Jax No kidding

[02:34:51] Jax I'd rather buy a car

[02:36:32] Jax I'm ready to go home and eat some ham, though. Today is kind of dragging.

[02:37:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:37:05] franstam !bang

[02:37:05] DuckHunt franstam > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:37:09] franstam !reload

[02:37:09] DuckHunt franstam > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:37:10] franstam !bang

[02:37:10] DuckHunt franstam > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.095s, which makes you a total of 17 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:37:10] DuckHunt franstam > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a leaflet from CACAD (Coalition Against the Comitee Against Ducks).

[02:41:52] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> hi

[02:42:00] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> how are you??

[02:42:13] mrinfinity alive and kicking, you?

[02:42:26] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> kamusta ka na ???

[02:42:36] mrinfinity english only

[02:42:44] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> it say howareyou ?? now.

[02:42:55] mrinfinity good

[02:43:05] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> yes

[02:43:48] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> saan ka nag pasko ? when did you speen chismas??

[02:44:12] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> its tagalo words??

[02:44:25] mrinfinity merry christmas

[02:45:02] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> your chismas? were that place??

[02:45:08] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> you go???

[02:45:15] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> this holiday??

[02:46:01] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> they was in there family >>\

[02:46:06] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> almost??

[02:46:32] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> tagalotrasletion?

[02:47:09] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> hello

[02:47:12] tr [S] <~Dragon> hi

[02:47:16] tr [S] <~Dragon> merry christmas

[02:47:25] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> same to you???

[02:50:50] tr [S] <crystal_lovely> merry chusmas to you?

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[02:57:43] * LimitServ set mode +l 261

[02:58:27] End3r okay

[02:58:33] End3r who pissed foxy off?

[03:05:21] mrinfinity nobody that i can recall

[03:05:55] mrinfinity why what happened

[03:06:48] * Rizon set mode +h sushi-chan

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[03:06:57] End3r she emo quitted irc

[03:07:02] sushi-chan hiii

[03:07:05] End3r idk why

[03:07:12] CoolKevin Hello sushi-chan

[03:07:12] sushi-chan who quit irc ?

[03:07:13] mrinfinity i didn't see a quit

[03:07:15] Peorth she doesz that

[03:07:16] sushi-chan hi coolkevin

[03:07:18] mrinfinity might be my client though

[03:07:22] Peorth she'll be back eventually

[03:07:25] sushi-chan hi mrinifitny

[03:07:28] sushi-chan hi Peorth

[03:07:30] mrinfinity hi sushi-chan

[03:07:30] Peorth or she wont

[03:07:32] sushi-chan hi endr3

[03:07:32] Peorth ¯\(º_o)/¯

[03:07:36] End3r lol

[03:07:46] sushi-chan who r ya talking about

[03:07:46] End3r no response to text either :(

[03:08:19] Jax wez didn't like my meme so I deleted it

[03:08:25] Jax Fuck having the only thimbs down meme.

[03:08:31] Jax thumbs*

[03:08:38] sushi-chan hi jax

[03:08:42] Jax Hello.

[03:09:13] sushi-chan Are you talkin bout foxy btw ? Cuz she isnt here right now

[03:09:21] End3r yeah

[03:09:23] sushi-chan dont see her in the list of connected ppl

[03:09:28] sushi-chan what happened ?

[03:09:33] End3r no idea

[03:09:46] CoolKevin she suddenly quit

[03:09:47] sushi-chan its weird

[03:09:59] sushi-chan she doesnt do that usually

[03:10:03] End3r yeah

[03:10:04] CoolKevin maybe just a connection failure

[03:10:12] End3r i tried calling her too

[03:10:12] sushi-chan i hope so

[03:10:17] sushi-chan cuz she sounded depressed lately

[03:10:37] sushi-chan :(

[03:10:37] End3r Maybe trouble at home? idk

[03:10:48] End3r I hope she's okay

[03:10:53] sushi-chan i hope so too

[03:11:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:11:06] sushi-chan depression sucks

[03:11:12] sushi-chan i know, i been there

[03:11:33] sushi-chan !bang

[03:11:33] DuckHunt sushi-chan > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 32.187s, which makes you a total of 8 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:12:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:12:08] sushi-chan wow many ducks today lol

[03:12:32] CoolKevin !bang

[03:12:32] DuckHunt CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 32.112s, which makes you a total of 97 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:12:43] CoolKevin !bang

[03:12:43] DuckHunt CoolKevin > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[03:12:50] CoolKevin !reload

[03:12:51] DuckHunt CoolKevin > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[03:12:52] sushi-chan no stop

[03:12:55] CoolKevin !bang

[03:12:55] DuckHunt CoolKevin > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[03:12:57] sushi-chan the duck already been

[03:13:00] sushi-chan shit

[03:13:07] End3r !rearm CoolKevin

[03:13:07] DuckHunt End3r returns CoolKevin's gun to him.

[03:13:10] sushi-chan you killed it already

[03:13:17] CoolKevin thank you kind sir

[03:13:18] sushi-chan i wasnt fast enough to type it

[03:13:21] End3r :)

[03:13:22] sushi-chan --'

[03:13:30] sushi-chan sorry

[03:13:35] CoolKevin thank you sushi-chan

[03:13:38] sushi-chan hugs

[03:13:53] CoolKevin you have no need to be sorry

[03:14:01] DuckHunt mrinfinity > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[03:14:01] mrinfinity !bang

[03:14:11] * CoolKevin hug sushi-chan

[03:14:31] sushi-chan hugs back

[03:14:31] sushi-chan :p

[03:17:28] therock247uk hi sushi-chan

[03:17:40] tr [S] <Submarine> Hi rock

[03:17:50] tr [S] <Submarine> I saw you on twisted

[03:17:54] tr [T] <~therock247uk> hi

[03:17:56] tr [T] <~therock247uk> ahhh

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[03:18:21] tr [S] <Submarine> What network are you on an atm? Technet?

[03:18:34] tr [T] <~therock247uk> yep

[03:18:41] tr [S] <Submarine> You're just all over

[03:18:44] sushi-chan hi therock

[03:18:47] tr [T] <~therock247uk> lol yea

[03:18:53] sushi-chan merry xmas

[03:19:16] tr [S] <Submarine> How big is technology?

[03:19:20] tr [S] <Submarine> Technet

[03:19:58] \g hi sushi-chan

[03:20:10] \g did you put exercising on your new years resolution yet

[03:20:12] sushi-chan hey g

[03:20:14] \g for 2024

[03:20:22] sushi-chan I will

[03:20:23] sushi-chan xD

[03:20:32] sushi-chan im glad someone is remiding me of that

[03:20:35] sushi-chan I keep forgetting

[03:20:36] sushi-chan xD

[03:21:01] \g I care for your health is all

[03:21:09] \g I used to care for CT's health but he doesn't care and I can't help him

[03:21:12] \g So I moved on to someone else

[03:21:38] sushi-chan I see

[03:21:48] sushi-chan but I hope you dont think I dont seem to care either

[03:21:54] sushi-chan its just

[03:21:56] sushi-chan my motivation

[03:21:57] sushi-chan is bad

[03:22:07] \g You seem like you want to

[03:22:08] sushi-chan but i want to do it

[03:22:10] sushi-chan yes

[03:22:18] \g Which is more than I can say about ComputerTech and his alcoholism

[03:22:18] * \g flips CT off

[03:22:19] sushi-chan i wish i was less lazy

[03:23:36] sushi-chan well actually its not laziness, otherwise it would get fixed in one sec

[03:23:40] sushi-chan as lazyness is not a illness

[03:23:47] sushi-chan its a real pathological lack of mtoivation

[03:23:55] sushi-chan cuz i cant fix it

[03:23:57] sushi-chan or have hard time to

[03:24:04] sushi-chan been like that for years

[03:24:09] tr [S] <Submarine> It's a lifestyle sushi

[03:24:11] sushi-chan lazyness doesnt last for years

[03:24:21] sushi-chan its not just that

[03:24:36] sushi-chan my psychiatrist told me I have severe lack of motivation, its due to my mental disorder

[03:25:08] sushi-chan but i dont lack interest

[03:25:10] sushi-chan I wanna do things

[03:25:11] mrinfinity many do, sushi-chan, many

[03:25:11] sushi-chan but can't

[03:25:15] mrinfinity same

[03:25:16] sushi-chan its like

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[03:25:20] sushi-chan the willpower is there

[03:25:21] sushi-chan but

[03:25:24] sushi-chan cant act on it

[03:25:26] mrinfinity but some force stops you

[03:25:27] sushi-chan its annoying

[03:25:30] mrinfinity i get it

[03:25:38] mrinfinity read on flowstates

[03:25:45] sushi-chan whats flowstates ?

[03:25:49] mrinfinity once you hit flowstates you'll recognize them

[03:26:04] mrinfinity where things flow naturally and peacefully without resistence

[03:26:15] sushi-chan oh

[03:26:27] mrinfinity like when writing and it just 'comes to you'

[03:27:00] sushi-chan well i improved on my lifestyle the past years.... At first I didn't even take a shower ... Now since few years ago, I take shower everydays. Drink water and brush teeth

[03:27:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:27:07] freewifi !bang

[03:27:07] DuckHunt freewifi > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:27:07] sushi-chan maybe the work out & exercise will come too

[03:27:10] freewifi !reload

[03:27:10] DuckHunt freewifi > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:27:11] freewifi !bang

[03:27:11] DuckHunt freewifi > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:27:12] sushi-chan but

[03:27:13] freewifi !bang

[03:27:13] DuckHunt freewifi > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 12.798s, which makes you a total of 14 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:27:13] sushi-chan I need time

[03:27:14] sushi-chan probably

[03:27:22] freewifi I shot the duck sushi-chan

[03:27:29] sushi-chan I kow

[03:27:31] sushi-chan know*

[03:27:36] freewifi cool, thanks

[03:27:37] mrinfinity you need self love too

[03:27:49] mrinfinity you matter ;)

[03:27:53] sushi-chan thnx

[03:27:54] slim He shot the duck.

[03:27:57] slim He did it

[03:28:03] sushi-chan oh wait

[03:28:07] sushi-chan freewifi

[03:28:10] freewifi hi

[03:28:11] sushi-chan u want me to

[03:28:16] sushi-chan say its great?

[03:28:22] freewifi ..if you want

[03:28:23] sushi-chan i didnt realize, srry

[03:28:26] sushi-chan good job freewifi

[03:28:27] sushi-chan :D

[03:28:28] sushi-chan hugs

[03:28:30] freewifi thanks sushi-chan

[03:28:33] freewifi :---)

[03:28:35] slim Yes. He wants recognition God dammit

[03:28:43] sushi-chan I keep focus on my problems and forget everyone else here omg

[03:28:44] sushi-chan sorry

[03:28:48] freewifi I am giving you the dead duck for Christmas

[03:28:52] sushi-chan lol

[03:28:59] mrinfinity hakuna matata, sushi-chan

[03:29:04] freewifi maybe I'll cook it first though

[03:29:13] freewifi or you can have duck-sushi

[03:29:17] sushi-chan no lol

[03:29:25] sushi-chan I like raw fish only

[03:29:27] sushi-chan no raw meat

[03:29:33] slim And a side of salmonella

[03:29:33] freewifi oh, good

[03:29:46] sushi-chan idk why

[03:29:53] sushi-chan raw salmon is delicious but raw steak is horrible

[03:30:00] Jax Ughhhhh. All of a sudden the key isn't trying to work for the guard shack.

[03:30:03] slim Steak tar tar l

[03:30:06] slim Gross

[03:30:10] mrinfinity grissly and biting in to fat pieces yuck

[03:30:11] sushi-chan yeah ew

[03:30:12] sushi-chan lol

[03:30:16] Jax The bathroom won't open now, and the door is having trouble.

[03:30:21] sushi-chan omg Jax

[03:30:39] sushi-chan are you typing from the bathroom? Your laptop is waterproof ?

[03:30:40] sushi-chan jk

[03:30:41] slim Dude you stuck in the bathroom again? 🤣

[03:30:47] sushi-chan no one takes a shower and chattin on irc at once

[03:30:51] * Jax sighs

[03:30:53] sushi-chan was a joke

[03:30:55] sushi-chan hugs

[03:31:01] Jax I literally just said I can't get into the bathroom.

[03:31:05] sushi-chan i know

[03:31:05] slim Oh

[03:31:08] sushi-chan it was a JOKE

[03:31:09] slim Last time

[03:31:13] slim I think

[03:31:15] slim You said

[03:31:18] freewifi Jax: a public bathroom?

[03:31:19] Jax Why does someone go to the bathroom, sushi-chan.

[03:31:21] slim You were stuck in there

[03:31:26] Jax Because they have to go.

[03:31:28] slim To take a shit

[03:31:33] sushi-chan lol

[03:31:34] Jax This is not humorous.

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[03:31:50] * Rizon set mode +ao End3r End3r

[03:32:16] sushi-chan well with the advanced technology now you can buy on internet and everything else. even date online. Maybe oneday we'll be able to take virtual showers online too lol

[03:32:31] slim Lol

[03:32:34] freewifi yeah

[03:32:34] slim Mmmmm

[03:32:36] slim No

[03:32:37] freewifi group virtual showers

[03:32:49] sushi-chan xD

[03:33:09] slim I'm sure alot of ppl here already do that

[03:33:14] slim Virtual showers

[03:33:21] sushi-chan Id prefer REAL water to shower with

[03:33:24] sushi-chan no virtual water

[03:33:25] sushi-chan lol

[03:33:27] slim Yeah lol

[03:34:02] sushi-chan and water cant go out of computer screen

[03:34:07] sushi-chan so that thing will never exist

[03:34:09] slim freewifi: wanna take a no homo virtual shower

[03:34:10] sushi-chan virtual showers i mean

[03:34:23] freewifi slim: sure

[03:34:27] sushi-chan lol

[03:34:29] slim Fuck no

[03:34:34] slim I was testing you

[03:34:35] sushi-chan OMG OMG

[03:34:36] slim Gaaaay

[03:34:36] sushi-chan GUYS

[03:34:37] sushi-chan GUYS

[03:34:46] sushi-chan GUYS

[03:34:49] freewifi but my avatar is a woman

[03:34:52] sushi-chan SMOKE is coming out of my laptop

[03:34:55] sushi-chan I have to turn it off

[03:34:58] sushi-chan lol jk

[03:35:01] slim No it's not its an f

[03:35:03] sushi-chan sorry stupid joke

[03:35:05] slim Lol

[03:35:07] slim Wtf

[03:35:36] freewifi most modern phones are suitable for using in the shower

[03:35:36] slim The only avatar I see in here is mine atm

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[03:35:57] sushi-chan can a phone explode if the battery is too hot ?

[03:35:58] slim Yes wifi mine is but I don't trust it

[03:36:02] dankor63 anyone on?

[03:36:05] slim Yes it can

[03:36:11] slim It will swell

[03:36:23] dankor63 have a swell christmas!!

[03:36:24] sushi-chan if a phone explodes, can it makes my whole appartment explode too?

[03:36:26] sushi-chan like a fire

[03:36:28] sushi-chan big fire

[03:36:31] sushi-chan or its just the phone

[03:36:32] sushi-chan lol

[03:36:36] dankor63 no just phone

[03:36:37] dankor63 lol

[03:36:38] slim Yes it could

[03:36:42] sushi-chan :o

[03:36:44] slim Of course it could lol

[03:36:47] dankor63 i mean the first COULD SPREAD???

[03:36:52] dankor63 thinking....

[03:36:53] dankor63 ..

[03:36:55] dankor63 ..

[03:37:03] sushi-chan scary

[03:37:04] dankor63 -----------------------------

[03:37:08] dankor63 yes very

[03:37:28] sushi-chan merry xmas dankor

[03:37:30] slim dankor63: stop spreading fake info please ok

[03:37:31] sushi-chan oops

[03:37:39] slim Mmmm

[03:37:42] sushi-chan lol

[03:37:44] slim Better that way

[03:37:59] freewifi Jingle bells and Monday excitement, all in one! (◕‿◕)

[03:38:05] sushi-chan haha

[03:38:14] slim It's Tuesday here

[03:38:16] freewifi its almost Tuesday though

[03:38:18] sushi-chan its tuesday here

[03:38:19] sushi-chan xD

[03:38:20] slim I'm in the future

[03:38:25] slim Oh you too

[03:38:27] sushi-chan and its my bday

[03:38:33] slim Don't lie

[03:38:52] sushi-chan Sadly you don't get younger on bdays lol

[03:38:54] sushi-chan I get older

[03:38:55] slim You just want everyone to wish you 🤣

[03:38:56] sushi-chan and older

[03:38:58] sushi-chan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[03:39:02] slim The size them

[03:39:03] sushi-chan soon i will reach 70

[03:39:05] sushi-chan Scary

[03:39:12] sushi-chan well "soon" lol

[03:39:12] slim And 100

[03:39:13] sushi-chan oneday

[03:39:19] sushi-chan im 30

[03:39:21] sushi-chan lol

[03:39:30] slim The size them?

[03:39:31] sushi-chan i dont think i'll ever be able to live until 100

[03:39:37] slim Wtf am I talking about

[03:39:38] sushi-chan my lifestyle is not healthy enough

[03:39:45] slim Fucking auto correct

[03:39:59] * Rizon set mode +ao wildting2 wildting2

[03:39:59] Rizon [wildting2] Please stop confusing P*tin and Poutine. One is a dangerous & unwholesome mix of greasy, lumpy & congealed ingredients, the other is a delicious food.

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