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[02:37:05] wez deadly: <3

[02:37:08] wez !bang

[02:37:15] wez esjay: .o/

[02:48:02] wez deadly: .o/

[02:51:38] wez ComputerTech: <3

[02:53:34] wez ComputerTech: I'm gambling now

[03:14:29] wez ComputerTech: I'm playing the pokies (fruit) machines

[03:21:58] wez ComputerTech: I'm doing it

[03:25:32] wez ComputerTech: Why are you hailing hitler?

[03:26:24] wez ComputerTech: Some one is smoking pot in a bowling club

[03:26:34] wez (lawn bowls)

[03:26:53] wez mrinfinity: Sup?

[03:27:02] wez nj: bowls

[03:27:06] wez bowling

[03:27:20] wez Go team mrinfinity!

[03:27:29] wez xkcd <3

[03:27:42] wez cyanide and hapiness <3

[03:29:45] wez ComputerTech: Don't ban someone based on their gender

[03:31:20] wez ComputerTech: You see what I did there?

[03:31:23] wez :)

[03:31:26] wez <3

[03:33:39] wez giggity

[03:38:19] wez socraticDev: .o/

[03:38:40] wez fifel: Nice and sunny here (sussex Inlet)

[03:38:57] wez ComputerTech: What are you up to? boxing?

[03:43:44] wez fifel: <3

[03:49:12] wez fifel: Only month to month?

[03:49:32] wez Is it menstral cycle synced?

[03:49:51] wez lunar cycle synced?

[03:50:17] wez 13 months in a year would lunar cycle sync the calender

[03:50:29] wez 28 days for each month

[03:51:10] wez fifel: who the fuck wakes up at 4.35am that doesn't have kids living with them?

[03:51:34] wez my 1 year old decided to wake up at 4am and slap me in the face

[03:51:49] wez i opened my eyes and she laughed at me

[03:53:53] wez iwof: I did not, i blocked next slap then inverted baby and tickled their ribs until they urinated

[03:54:32] wez php is shit

[03:54:43] wez use python at a minimum

[03:55:03] wez iwof: <3

[03:55:13] wez nj: do it

[03:56:00] wez nj: It is still a mutant language

[03:56:27] wez fifel: no, the 1 year old had a nappy on, so the bed was dry

[03:56:46] wez nj: I was employed as a Django dev

[03:57:16] wez nj: I now do more nodejs express

[03:57:30] wez iwof: I doubt it

[03:57:43] wez iwof: unless your work is farming

[04:00:01] wez nj Yes, node is better than php

[04:00:16] wez pho is shit

[04:00:21] wez pnp

[04:00:24] wez nhp

[04:00:26] wez ohn

[04:00:28] wez php

[04:06:43] wez ?

[04:08:20] wez ComputerTech: Fruit machines

[04:12:03] wez ComputerTech: .o/

[04:12:36] wez ComputerTech

[04:12:48] wez submarine!

[04:16:26] wez deadly: RIP ComputerTech

[04:16:49] wez fifel: It's win win

[04:17:05] wez ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: no, what is it?

[04:17:20] wez deadly: What's fx?

[04:17:45] wez is that like tx or rx but a failure count?

[04:18:10] wez deadly: Isn't american bbc called abc?

[04:18:36] wez ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: yes sir! .o7

[04:18:51] wez deadly: You have to pay for bbc? I get it for free in au

[04:19:06] wez no tv licence here

[04:19:25] wez PapaFrog: I doubt they pay for a license

[04:19:40] wez PapaFrog: They may pay for a licence though

[04:20:00] wez Cause they spell in proper English

[04:20:18] wez deadly: I use nonces in security handshakes

[04:20:30] wez you cunt

[04:21:03] wez The big book of british smiles

[04:21:12] wez ComputerTech: <3

[04:24:20] wez deadly

[04:25:12] wez ComputerTech: AU has spar and Aldi

[04:25:19] wez ComputerTech: and Woolworths

[04:25:30] wez deadly: you said my name

[04:25:52] wez submarine: <3. It is an institution

[04:26:30] wez deadly: Classic

[04:27:16] wez deadly: I went to the UK when Woolworths and Safeway was still a thing

[04:27:20] wez back in the 80s

[04:27:42] wez ComputerTech: yes, wallmart / asda is there now and tescos

[04:28:28] wez ComputerTech: There's a local ASDS in walking distance from my grandparents house

[04:28:34] wez ASDA

[04:28:49] wez ComputerTech: I have relos in the UK

[04:29:30] wez ComputerTech: They live opposite Wimbledon common

[04:29:42] wez ComputerTech: I have jogged in there many of times

[04:30:03] wez ComputerTech: and up the road is Richmond park, full of deer

[04:30:59] wez PapaFrog: and dessert?

[04:31:22] wez Or sre you into dry areas?

[04:31:38] wez deadly: no, desert, not dessert

[04:32:06] wez fudge cakes in the desert are a lie

[04:32:13] wez a mirage

[04:32:32] wez deadly: in the desert?

[04:32:43] wez lil

[04:32:46] wez lol

[04:32:53] wez :)

[04:33:16] wez I'm a stickler

[04:33:30] wez deadly: and sand?

[04:35:03] wez PapaFrog: If you don't eat your meat you cant have your pudding!

[04:35:20] wez The cake is a lie

[04:35:29] wez PapaFrog: .o/

[04:35:36] wez deadly: ead

[04:35:43] wez deadly: severally of them in a row

[04:36:46] wez deadly: Carrot cake and ginger is the best

[04:37:07] wez no chocolate fuck you thanks

[04:37:25] wez deadly: The U S of A

[04:37:41] wez deadly: PapaFrog: looks like an Australian comedian

[04:38:23] wez deadly: A funny c word bomb

[04:42:09] wez deadly: fucking bastard

[04:42:16] wez ok, lets beer

[04:42:40] wez csuse I am in a forgiving mood

[04:43:10] wez deadly: like what?

[04:43:36] wez ok deadly gg

[04:50:27] wez deadly: Arent you going to bed?

[04:51:02] wez deadly: that was a heil hitler, I am glad you pay attention to what i say :)

[04:51:24] wez deadly: Cause you said you were aboce

[04:51:28] wez above*

[04:54:45] wez deadly: <3

[04:55:24] wez .highfive ComputerTech

[04:55:34] wez why Gentoo why?

[04:56:30] wez lol

[04:56:34] wez Peorth: ?

[04:57:05] wez Peorth: What hay?

[04:58:38] wez dankor63: Windows XP is dead, so is windows 7 and 8

[04:59:14] wez dankor63: and windows 3, 3.11, 95, 98, NT, ME, 2000 and vista

[04:59:34] wez dankor63: 2gb ram limited

[05:00:12] wez Peorth: Why is gentoo banned for again?

[05:00:25] wez I didn't get it

[05:00:43] wez It seemed random than for a reason

[05:03:14] wez DarthKilroy: I didn't know that one

[05:03:20] wez which is why i statted with 3

[05:03:26] wez I listed the oses i know

[05:06:09] wez dankor63: Blietooth

[05:06:40] wez Peorth: ?

[05:06:59] wez socraticDev: no

[05:07:07] wez dankor63: You jeard correctly

[05:07:13] wez heard*

[05:07:17] wez 00

[05:07:42] wez ComputerTech: Oh, what was the first ban for?

[05:07:52] wez and what's rule 3?

[05:08:14] wez ComputerTech: ah

[05:08:29] wez ComputerTech: Well there is such thing as wrong software though

[05:08:41] wez You need to use the one appropriate for the job

[05:09:19] wez Similar issue occurs in other fields like trying to use a philips head screwdriver when an allenkey is required

[05:10:09] wez ComputerTech: Well if linux is an allen key and what you are doing needs an allen key and not a phillips head then that makes sense

[05:10:37] wez ComputerTech: what was the actual arvument

[05:11:37] wez ComputerTech: okjust courious, i dont like ppl being banned due to their knowledge being uneritten

[05:11:59] wez ok

[05:12:03] wez arey on

[05:12:06] wez carry on

[05:15:00] wez .w jerrawangala

[05:15:49] wez ComputerTech: Woukd you ever visit Jerrawangala,,?

[05:16:21] wez ComputerTech: It's mostly bush (forest)

[05:16:33] wez klined

[05:17:39] wez fifel: Where's the motorbike today?

[05:22:44] wez fifel: forgot sbout her

[05:23:01] wez she sounds like the cause of your current issues with movingon

[05:30:03] wez ComputerTech: :o

[05:30:09] wez PapaFrog: sorry to hear thst

[05:30:12] wez that*

[05:30:37] wez dankor63: 2^8-1

[05:31:00] wez ComputerTech: Is the magners flowing?

[05:31:37] wez PapaFrog: well that's good that's it is transmissible and not a lifestyle illness

[05:32:05] wez dankor63: you meant /mnt/C right?

[05:32:30] wez That's where you mount the C drive

[05:32:46] wez no, don't use cygwin, use linux straight up

[05:32:57] wez dankor63: oh, I didn't know

[05:33:06] wez sorry

[05:33:28] wez dankor63: what? They won't be lost

[05:33:38] wez they will be unde /mnt

[05:33:43] wez under*

[05:34:29] wez fifel: ok, then ride to neriga pub for a meal and beers

[05:34:37] wez ComputerTech: RIP

[05:34:51] wez :(

[05:35:02] wez fifel: start what?

[05:35:36] wez dankor63: Sounds horrible, you have my consulates

[05:36:09] wez fifel: More than one Thursday owns it?

[05:36:12] wez !bsng

[05:36:17] wez !bang

[05:36:22] wez !bang

[05:36:26] wez fark

[05:36:32] wez fifel: :(

[06:35:17] wez fifel: Letsa drink beer

[06:37:12] wez fifel: No women involved

[06:37:27] wez fifel: civil manly beer drink

[06:37:42] wez I am a man though

[06:38:16] wez no thnx, we just drink beer together, nothing sexual required or needed

[06:38:32] wez oh no

[06:39:15] wez no fifel no

[06:39:51] wez ok

[06:40:00] wez souds like a plan fo

[06:40:02] wez fif

[06:40:04] wez el

[06:40:16] wez ⚡

[06:40:24] wez All good

[06:40:29] wez where from?

[06:40:38] wez heh

[06:40:57] wez lets psrty on in dapto fifel :p

[06:43:59] wez fifel: lil

[06:44:33] wez fifel: mi goreng temple

[06:45:00] wez ok

[06:46:41] wez fifel: How's the rum today?

[06:46:52] wez ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: .o7

[06:47:27] wez ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: Have you caught the scalkywag, sir?

[06:48:16] wez ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: any of them

[06:48:20] wez dir

[06:48:23] wez sir

[06:53:19] wez ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: .o7

[07:06:51] wez oh ok

[07:06:59] wez what about single malt whisky?

[07:07:13] wez PapaFrog: I prefer whisky

[07:07:35] wez PapaFrog: Australian red gum filtered rum is the best

[07:09:57] wez PapaFrog: Eucalyptus red gum

[07:10:02] wez PapaFrog: yes

[07:10:19] wez all work and no play

[07:10:25] wez makes jack

[07:10:33] wez jack nickalson

[07:10:56] wez agreed, drink scotch whisky

[07:11:17] wez fifel: Stephan king did that?

[07:11:45] wez fifel: the IT ended in a pre-adultesonist hlgang bang

[07:13:03] wez :o

[07:13:18] wez go team

[07:16:25] wez PapaFrog: It's 18:00 here

[07:16:35] wez fifel: <3

[07:16:58] wez PapaFrog: gravity doesn't work rhat wat

[07:17:01] wez way

[07:17:19] wez fifel: goto your local reitrement village

[07:18:11] wez fifel: with their permission only

[07:19:47] wez foxy: What's the eddicate of a 40+ year old wanting to hook up with a grandmother?

[07:27:32] wez foxy: ?

[07:34:58] wez slim: nanny nal

[07:35:01] wez nap*

[08:06:53] wez zomg

[08:07:07] wez Chiester: gimme sushi!

[10:58:30] wez foxy: I'm watching a movie now

[10:58:34] wez john wick 4

[10:59:59] wez $tell foxy I'm watching a movie now, john wick 4

[11:03:57] wez Thanks Angel

[11:13:32] wez $tell h4 What's good for me?

[21:42:22] wez TheFatherMind: I just walk or bike ride instead of ubering :)

[21:43:54] wez haha, I could imagine TheFatherMind scooting along on a fluro pink vespa with matching fluro pink helmet :D

[21:44:22] wez :p

[21:47:12] wez yay! foxy is online!

[21:47:40] wez Submarine: I don't know any others

[21:47:52] wez TheFatherMind: Are you in a mod gang now?

[21:48:51] wez TheFatherMind: How many lights are on your wife's scooter?

[21:49:21] wez I don't tiktok, 4chan or reddit

[21:49:33] wez :(

[21:49:47] wez I don't facebook either

[21:50:07] wez monery: facebook is owned by America

[21:52:09] wez monery: No space weapons allowed, that would violate conventions

[21:53:08] wez monery: Or rename it to a propulsion system (which is valid)

[21:53:55] wez TheFatherMind: :o

[21:54:50] wez monery: I can't even buy laser pointers in AU. I rrwuire a firearm licence to do so

[21:55:13] wez h4: on phone keyoad

[21:55:32] wez require

[21:56:05] wez monery: not anymore, it's controlled

[21:56:55] wez but it happened because a few fuckheads were pointing them at airplanes during landing and takeoff

[21:57:33] wez yup

[21:58:01] wez Where's ComputerTech ?

[21:58:36] wez monery: Ah yes, the hierarchy:/

[21:58:47] wez h4: :D

[22:00:04] wez :o

[22:00:25] wez Didn't he guest star on Futurama?

[22:00:44] wez h4 no, he's a head in a jar in the year 3000

[22:04:36] wez gg

[22:05:10] wez Heh

[22:05:47] wez :(

[22:07:30] wez h4: gg

[22:08:55] wez good game

[22:29:39] wez $tell foxy I didn't get through the movie, it was too late so I went to bed instead

[22:31:48] wez Submarine it is tomorrow now :) I will watch it later tonight

[22:32:09] wez I hope so too

[22:32:19] wez so far only 3 arabs have been shot

[22:32:54] wez I feel there could have been more, oh wait, there was 4. Still...

[22:36:45] wez I know Submarine, I live in Hope

[22:38:05] wez neither

[22:39:18] wez Giggity

[22:39:53] wez I want to go for a bike ride now

[22:40:15] wez Yes, bicycle

[22:40:33] wez It has been raining all week so should be nice and muddy

[22:40:59] wez I try to go at least once a week

[22:42:21] wez hmmmmm, what's a good image upload site? imgur has gone to shit now

[23:30:17] wez .o7

[23:30:33] wez jello!

[23:30:40] wez slimjim!

[23:30:55] wez Drinking coffee

[23:31:10] wez About to do some catch-up wotk

[23:31:27] wez Flatwhite from a barrister

[23:32:15] wez well studying law, currently just a Barista

[23:33:20] wez They are busy today, they setup their coffee kiosk right next to the entrance to the beach. There's tons of people here

[23:33:26] wez .w

[23:33:36] wez Nice and sunny

[23:33:49] wez I might go for a swim later

[23:34:02] wez .w Jerrawangala

[23:34:10] wez Phish ----^

[23:34:51] wez phish: I'm closer to Jerrawangala today than Wollongong

[23:35:06] wez slim: How's the power in brissg?

[23:35:09] wez brissy*

[23:35:33] wez Submarine I like NT's old advertising slogan

[23:35:39] wez C U in the N T

[23:36:08] wez but they spelt it out like the following:

[23:36:12] wez C U

[23:36:13] wez in the

[23:36:15] wez N T

[23:36:25] wez yes it was official

[23:36:36] wez They made a mint if merchanise

[23:36:48] wez I have s coffee mug somewhere with it writtten on it

[23:36:59] wez you could get tinnie coolies too

[23:37:17] wez and t shirts

[23:37:26] wez I have only been the east coast

[23:37:34] wez oh and Adelaide

[23:38:07] wez It's quicker for me to fly to NZ than it is to fly to WA

[23:38:29] wez Queenstown <3

[23:38:48] wez I flew Sydney to NZ to LAX

[23:39:07] wez It's good

[23:39:16] wez Lake wanika <3

[23:41:04] wez like most countries

[23:41:13] wez the elderly are racist

[23:45:41] wez and you lost me at .php

[23:45:59] wez setup an index search path ffa

[23:46:06] wez ffs*

[23:49:16] wez I Am using a mouse on a slatted table. It isn't working that great

[23:51:24] wez Awww geezz Rick

[23:52:08] wez Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!!!

[23:52:33] wez To live is to risk it all; otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.

[23:53:05] wez Syndus: haha

[23:53:23] wez And there's a wasp next under the table I am sitting at :\

[23:53:28] wez s/next/nest/

[23:56:18] wez Syndus: If I let you make me nervous, then we can’t get schwifty.

[23:56:44] wez Carlton <3

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