Friday, December 29, 2023
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[S] <Submarine> !bang
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DuckHunt
submarine > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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[S] <Submarine> !reload
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DuckHunt
submarine > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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[S] <Submarine> !bang
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DuckHunt
submarine > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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[S] <Submarine> O
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dankor63
joined #computertech
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[S] <Submarine> Hi dankor63
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[S] <Submarine> Good
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[S] <Submarine> You good too?
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[S] <Submarine> !bang
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DuckHunt
submarine > You are not armed.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> :(
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[S] <Submarine> !shop
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DuckHunt
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) | 13- Brush for gun (7 xp) | 14- Mirror
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Peorth
!rearm submarine
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DuckHunt
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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DuckHunt
Peorth returns submarine's gun to him.
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[S] <Submarine> !bang
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DuckHunt
submarine > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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[S] <Submarine> !shop 5
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DuckHunt
submarine > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> .-.
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[_]
<DuckHunt> submarine > Luckily you missed
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dankor63
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[S] <Submarine> !duckstats
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for submarine: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 8/10 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (1 times) | confisc.: yes (2 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] -4 xp | lvl 1 (tourist) / 24 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 100% bad hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 56% | effectiv. of fire: 0% | gun reliability: 85% | armor: 0% | deflection: 51%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: - | average react. time: - | 0 duck (incl. 0 golden duck) | 2 misses | 0 accident | 0 empty shot | 2 wild shots | 2 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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[S] <Submarine> I need 40
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[S] <Submarine> To get my boomstick back
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[S] <Submarine> Peorth
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[S] <Submarine> Give it back
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LimitServ
set mode +l 258
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Peorth
!rearm submarine
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DuckHunt
Peorth returns submarine's gun to him.
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[S] <Submarine> !bang
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DuckHunt
submarine > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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tr
[S] <Submarine> !reload
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DuckHunt
submarine > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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[S] <Submarine> !bang
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DuckHunt
submarine > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
submarine is demoted to level 0 (public danger).
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Peorth
If you keep doing that I'm going to remove it permanently.
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[S] <Submarine> Wot
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[S] <Submarine> !duckstats
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for submarine: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 7/10 | charg.: 2/1 | jammed: no (2 times) | confisc.: yes (3 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] -6 xp | lvl 0 (public danger) / 2 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 100% bad hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 55% | effectiv. of fire: 0% | gun reliability: 85% | armor: 0% | deflection: 50%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: - | average react. time: - | 0 duck (incl. 0 golden duck) | 3 misses | 0 accident | 0 empty shot | 3 wild shots | 3 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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Peorth
there's no ducks in the area you dumbass
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[S] <Submarine> O
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Peorth
If you keep shooting randomly, you won't get your gun back.
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[_]
I think End3r is technically a duck
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[S] <Submarine> Where are the ducks
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[_]
so legally
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[_]
the ducks come and go
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wildting2
his real name is Phuc Yu Duck
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wildting2
or maybe it was Duc Phuc Yu
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[S] <Submarine> Is that why that thing randomly quacks
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[S] <Submarine> That's why the ducks are out
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[S] <Submarine> When
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[S] <Submarine> No ducks out for me
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Peorth
submarine yes
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
everyone also check out the link i posted....
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
but i do come across some funny stuff on thar...
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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dankor63
joined #computertech
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DuckHunt
*BANG* xO' deadly just get shot by accident by wildting2. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.455s, which makes you a total of 728 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 3/3
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[S] <Submarine> !bang
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DuckHunt
submarine > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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[S] <Submarine> That was my chance
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[S] <Submarine> This is bs
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.292s, which makes you a total of 729 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Ahsoka
Kalima! Kalima! KALIMA!!!!!
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Ahsoka
reaches into ADMIRAL_HUBRIS'S chest without killing him and rips out his heart, holding still beating in her hand
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v|g|LanT
meows
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
quickly takes his heart and proceeds to knock Ahsoka over the head with it knocking her out and prepares to ship her off to bangladesh....
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Neo_Nemesis
visible confusion
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Kumool
technically both are lips, if you don't eat out a woman, you've never had your first kiss
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Kumool
this applies to both sexes
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aruns_
joined #computertech
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LimitServ
set mode +l 256
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Syndus
I knew a woman at KFC with koochie lips so big she flapped them to get around like Dumbo
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Peorth
Thank you for sharing
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Peorth
Never speak of it again.
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Syndus
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah
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[S] <~phish> is that a harvey birdman reference Syndus?
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Kumool
Peorth: you sound envious
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Kumool
everyone wants to fly Peorth
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Syndus
He always is
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epd
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Kumool
Now we know why the church burned witches
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Kumool
and how they flew
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esjay
phish, I will fingerfuck your mother six ways to Sunday
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Rizon
set mode +ao epd epd
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Syndus
Oh fly with meeeee lesbian seagull!
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Kumool
first, put the naked lips in the broom, next, develop enough acceleration so the lips flap continuously
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Kumool
next, FLYING
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Syndus
Harry Pooter
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[S] <~phish> gl esjay she's cremated and scattered at the bottom of the great south bay
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Kumool
ptptpttptptptttptptp
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[S] <Submarine> Way to go esjay
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Syndus
Fpcpcpcpcpcp
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Syndus
Gpfpfpfpcpcpfpfppftftfp
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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Kumool
flapflapflapflflflflflflpflplfpl
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DuckHunt
Kumool > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.93s, which makes you a total of 730 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Kumool > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
Kumool is demoted to level 9 (duck plucker).
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Kumool
claps at ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
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Ahsoka
Dont give ADMIRAL_HUBRIS the clap
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Kumool
IT WAS ON PURPOSE
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Syndus
Give gum the applause
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Kumool
dont go like oops
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Syndus
Applause applause
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Syndus
I luve for the applause
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Kumool
Ahsoka: ITS REVENGE!
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Kumool
deserves it for stealin ma duck
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
alright! whom in here would like to enjoy some Gumbo?
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Kumool
Syndus: and here I thought it was for the meat suit
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Syndus
Orphan meat suit
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Syndus
Get it right dumbass
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[S] <Submarine> Is it spicy admiral_hubris
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[S] <Submarine> Yes
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Peorth
lol get fucked
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Syndus
I want it to taste like a hot spice philipeeno boner
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Peorth
I've seen you fuckers put tomatoes in it
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[S] <Submarine> Pilipeeno
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
whomever is doing that is doing it wrong....
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Syndus
Platypinochio
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Syndus
A duck billed wooden boy
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Syndus
That just wants to be real but bear grills kills him
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[S] <Submarine> I thought sweeny Todd got him
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[S] <Submarine> Topped his mop
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Syndus
Ran away from gepetto
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Syndus
Child molestor
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realanon89
joined #computertech
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[S] <Submarine> Sweeny Todd is the British boogeyman
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Syndus
I thought that was ozzy
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Rizon
set mode +o irish666
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irish666
joined #computertech
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LimitServ
set mode +l 258
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nj
the British bogeyman is piers morgan
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irish666
i want one long staircase just going up, and one even longer coming down, and one leading no where just for show
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Syndus
And he sounds like David attenburough
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nj
staircases go both up and down irish666
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nj
they're not like escalators
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irish666
no its a one way system
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irish666
my house my rules i win
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nj
will you have signs?
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Syndus
Aluminum minum
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Syndus
Minimimalluminum
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Peorth
ok Syndus i think you've inflicted your state of highness upon us enough for one night
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Syndus
Do something entertaining
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Syndus
Dance monkey
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wez
does a jig
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[S] <Submarine> Do the runescape jig
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Peorth
We're not your entertainment committee
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[S] <Submarine> You actually are
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wez
Hai Peorth!
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Peorth
nope, get fucked
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[S] <Submarine> You should simmer down, chump
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wez
Peorth: I'm at the inlaws wrangling toddlers
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Peorth
poor bastard.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Oof
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wez
It's fine, I have over a litre of scotch whisky :)
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Internets
:: YouTube The Invisible Ball - Party Tricks :: (02:25) :: Views 42,927 :: Rating [+] 622 likes [+] 622 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Peorth
though you need a paper bag for it :p
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wez
irish666: Eventually, too early ro drink atm thouh
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[S] <Submarine> It's 840 here
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[S] <Submarine> Perfect time
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irish666
what year is it in australia
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Syndus
Upside down 2024
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wez
nope, not upside down, that's not how gravity works
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Syndus
You're farts are upside down
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[S] <Submarine> Tell that to the abos
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Syndus
I had a friend I used to smoke with, one night he asked me how di astronauts know when they're upside down?
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Syndus
And I lost my shit
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PapaFrog
I wish my wife would let me drink when I'm sick.
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[S] <Submarine> Does she wear the pants?
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PapaFrog
She wears the nag pants.
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Ahsoka
No she eats the pants
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Syndus
Be really funny if she was a paraplegic
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PapaFrog
She gets hemoplegic migraines.. close enough?
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Syndus
Pants would be a terrible gift
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[S] <Submarine> Mine are from tinnitus
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PapaFrog
The second time she got one, it scared the hell out of me.. I was considering giving her the stroke medicine.
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Syndus
My family has had a lot of those
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PapaFrog
It's kinda funny now. she becomes childlike when they happen.
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esjay
8% chance of death? what's the name
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[S] <Submarine> Busted
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Internets
:: YouTube Only Fools And Horses - S04E09 - To Hull And Back-5 7.avi - YouTube2.flv :: (01:45) :: Views 179,210 :: Rating [+] 794 likes [+] 794 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Angel
[wikipedia] Antithrombotic | "An antithrombotic agent is a drug that reduces the formation of blood clots (thrombi). Antithrombotics can be used therapeutically for prevention (primary prevention, secondary prevention) or treatment of a dangerous blood clot (acute thrombus). In the U.S., the American College of Chest Physicians publishes clinical guidelines for clinicians for the use of these drugs to treat and prevent a variety of […]"
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PapaFrog
I think it was an r-TPA
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esjay
bro that's like a broad category and doesn't narrow it down at all
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PapaFrog
I was kinda freaked out at the time.
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wez
Medical information is considered confidential
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esjay
the thing is, there's not really a drug that's like a random % chance to die
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wez
It's fine that's it's broad
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PapaFrog
IF she were to bleed out from it, there were percentages of outcomes.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Irish666 ???
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esjay
wez; as long as there's no identifying information, it's not HIPAA applicable
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irish666
asked directions from an oil rig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ thoughts u'd like it
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tr
[S] <Submarine> O
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Have you heard the story of the warship and the lighthouse
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PapaFrog
You change course.. this is a lighthouse.
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esjay
PapaFrog; just don't take more than suggested and avoid any lacerations and it shouldn't even be above 0%
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irish666
lol yeah but it does depend on who tells it
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irish666
sometimes i hear it as an irish lighthouse
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irish666
i gotta go running in 3 hours i got some new shoes theyre sick
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irish666
like running on clouds lol
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tr
[S] <Submarine> You got some nikes?
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irish666
reebok im testing out styles
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irish666
floatride energy 5 theyre like 45 squid £
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irish666
they have a rocker to them which feels good
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[S] <Submarine> !bang
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DuckHunt
submarine > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.031s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Not me sitting here for the past hour WAITING for that duck
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Tyty
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tr
[S] <Submarine> 2.03.. so close to 1
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[S] <Submarine> I like the freeruns
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DuckHunt
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) | 13- Brush for gun (7 xp) | 14- Mirror
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tr
[S] <Submarine> From Nike
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DuckHunt
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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esjay
Submarine, you need to get outside more
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Why?
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Wtf am I gonna do out there
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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\g
not be such a loser
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[S] <Submarine> !bang
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DuckHunt
submarine > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You already own this item. 1 use left.
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/5 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 24.021s, which makes you a total of 1173 ducks (including 120 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a +9 four-leaf clover ! You will earn an extra 9 xp points for each duck you shoot for 24h.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Naw
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esjay
You waited an hour for a duck
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tr
[S] <Submarine> 1 hitter quitter
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tr
[S] <Submarine> I'm at work, ya jerk
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tr
[S] <Submarine> What do you want me to do?
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esjay
your job
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\g
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[S] <Submarine> I am doing my job
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
to bring more ducks gotta buy 21 and 23......
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\g
Killing ducks is your job? How much does it pay
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tr
[S] <Submarine> 35 an hour
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\g
that's ok i guess
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\g
poverty where i live tho
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Sucks to be you lol
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\g
not me personally but anyone making 35 an hour or less
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tr
[S] <Submarine> It's cheap where I live
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Plus I get an additional 4100/mo tax free
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Internets
:: YouTube Blackpool Tower 'fire' turns out to be flapping orange fabric :: (00:41) :: Views 254,355 :: Rating [+] 570 likes [+] 570 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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tr
[S] <Submarine> So I'm good.
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DuckHunt
Kumool > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Medically retired from the navy
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irish666
did you take a blunderbuss to the chest?
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tr
[S] <Submarine> No, just a dick up the ass
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PapaFrog
Tripped on his bellbottoms.
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irish666
oh it was your turn in the barrel
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Yes
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PapaFrog
I got medicalled from the Air Force because the AC stopped working for two hours.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> The horror
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esjay
how many years did you get in before getting your 1910-168?
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tr
[S] <Submarine> I work with a guy that got kicked out of the af for thc
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Esjay I was only in for 8.5
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Rizon
set mode +v GK-KMFDM
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GK-KMFDM
joined #computertech
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PapaFrog
I think I only pissed once in four years.
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esjay
I was disqualified for adderall, and I was enlisting at 17 for 8 years
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esjay
This was before waivers for it
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\g
should have told them about your adderall
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PapaFrog
I told the MEPS doctor I had done freon.
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\g
smh his head
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Yeah tons of people were on that or ritalin
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tr
[S] <Submarine> There's waivers for everything lol
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esjay
Yeah I know, but I was a young dumb 17 year old
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tr
[S] <Submarine> But i heard now it's used to get by with some medical stuff because they use genesis
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Hard*
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Not used
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esjay
The ridiculous part is that I did workstudy stuff on a naval support activity no problem
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esjay
even got my high security clearance
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esjay
I did basically everything that an actual member would, but it's so stupid
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tr
[S] <Submarine> You wouldn't have had your clearance before getting in
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Theyre expensive
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esjay
I got my clearance for the workstudy
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Oh ok
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\g
My secret clearance expired this year
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tr
[S] <Submarine> I had secret, and was read into ts/sci for some stuff
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tr
[S] <Submarine> It's nothing special
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tr
[S] <Submarine> My secret is inactive, but it expires next year
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tr
[S] <Submarine> That sucks though esjay
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\g
Mine was probably inactive too
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\g
i hadn't used it since 2013
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\g
end of 2013
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tr
[S] <Submarine> It's always a shame whe someone who really wants to join gets turned down for something dumb
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esjay
I'd still join if I weren't too old
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Then you just laugh at their recruitment and retention issues
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.953s, which makes you a total of 731 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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tr
[S] <Submarine> They just recently paused high year tenure
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esjay
They did?
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Can't keep people lol
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Theyre desperate
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tr
[S] <Submarine> The navy anyway
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Papafrog what did you do
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Netops
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PapaFrog
Mostly VR and CBT stuff.
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PapaFrog
No.. systems analyst.. programmer.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Did you make lame ass training programs?
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PapaFrog
Only for research and high-school students.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Did you have the same dod cyber awareness training we did?
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esjay
lol PapaFrog
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PapaFrog
Didn't even need a Security+
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tr
[S] <Submarine> No, it was like a GMT
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Annual cyber awareness training
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tr
[S] <Submarine> It was painfully awful
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esjay
PapaFrog; that's what I'm trying to do in the USPS
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esjay
systems analyst/programmer
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tr
[S] <Submarine> I just turned down a usps job lol
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Trying to get into a datacenter instead
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esjay
I'm chill with a remote job
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tr
[S] <Submarine> That'd be cool
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tr
[S] <Submarine> The union bs turned me off the usps too
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esjay
That's what I'm going for
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esjay
usps union is goated
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Management is beyond toxic
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Check out the usps reddit
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esjay
management is like opposite of the union
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Honestly, most of the issues are on the mail carrier side
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tr
[S] <Submarine> But everyone gets a taste of it
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esjay
and yeah, management can be toxic, but the union typically squashes it
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Yeah you would think
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Seriously, check out the subreddit
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PapaFrog
100.8F.. it's official.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Gnarly
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NiniGeo2
gives C.T. a bowl of lemons
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[S] <Submarine> Anyway I don't need the job so I opted to turn it down lol
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Hi ninigeo2
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tr
[S] <Submarine> CT is away
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Rizon
set mode +h sushi-chan
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sushi-chan
joined #computertech
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NiniGeo2
puts the lemons-bowl into he fridge so that it stays good until later
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tr
[S] <Submarine> How long were you in papafrog
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PapaFrog
I wish I had something really engaging to watch.
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NiniGeo2
Aaaaah, it's a sushi-ghost!
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PapaFrog
Submarine: Two months short of four.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Cool
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Did you do any irr or anything after?
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PapaFrog
They gave me an option of admin or medical and pushed the board.
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esjay
Submarine, my ex/bf works for the usps and is a union steward, was step 2/assistant to step 3, but is just step 1, and he's a full time flex, on top of the nearly dozen other usps workers I know
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esjay
I had to sit there while he handled union stuff
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esjay
it was annoying
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Ah, well gl
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tr
[S] <Submarine> It'll still be a good job
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PapaFrog
My sister is an assistant postmaster. She griped about the vaccine and masks.
