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Sunday, December 31, 2023
[00:00:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:00:03] Ziginox !bang
[00:00:04] DuckHunt Ziginox > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2
[00:00:05] Ziginox !bang
[00:00:05] DuckHunt Ziginox > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2
[00:00:05] Ziginox !reload
[00:00:06] DuckHunt Ziginox > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2
[00:00:07] Ziginox !bang
[00:00:07] DuckHunt Ziginox > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[00:00:08] Ziginox !bang
[00:00:08] DuckHunt Ziginox > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[00:00:09] Ziginox !bang
[00:00:09] DuckHunt *PEWWW* Ziginox's bullet ricochetes on BobbyDrake, thanks to his deflection modifier of 59%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
[00:00:09] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' Saphir^FS just get shot by accident by Ziginox. [accident: -4 xp]
[00:00:09] DuckHunt Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
[00:00:14] Ziginox oh for FUCK's sake
[00:00:51] HelderHeid rly?
[00:01:24] wez Do the hustle!! doo doo doo dooo de doo doo dooo.....
[00:01:28] TheFatherMind someone needs to buy a silencer
[00:01:36] mrinfinity !shop
[00:01:37] DuckHunt [Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) | 13- Brush for gun (7 xp) | 14- Mirror
[00:01:38] DuckHunt (7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
[00:01:48] wez TheFatherMind: You fan make a supressor out of an oil filter :)
[00:01:56] wez s/fan/can/
[00:01:56] Angel wez meant to say: TheFatherMind: You can make a supressor out of an oil filter :)
[00:02:10] * Rizon set mode +o irish666
[00:02:11] * irish666 joined #computertech
[00:02:12] mrinfinity !shop 9
[00:02:12] DuckHunt mrinfinity > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
[00:02:20] mrinfinity !shop 7
[00:02:21] DuckHunt mrinfinity > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
[00:02:22] irish666 h
[00:02:24] irish666 i
[00:02:28] wez h
[00:02:28] wez i
[00:02:33] mrinfinity h
[00:02:33] mrinfinity e
[00:02:34] mrinfinity l
[00:02:34] mrinfinity l
[00:02:35] mrinfinity o
[00:03:11] * LimitServ set mode +l 265
[00:09:54] * candy^^ joined #computertech
[00:12:10] foxy hi wez
[00:12:33] foxy little_mac: it does this ~little_ma@Winter.Wonderland.littlemac
[00:12:39] foxy but it's in color
[00:14:05] mrinfinity sayyy whattttttt
[00:14:09] mrinfinity my vhost is bettter than yours
[00:14:10] mrinfinity sayyy whattttttt
[00:14:11] mrinfinity my vhost is bettter than yours
[00:17:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:17:28] irish666 just awake for food
[00:18:48] DuckHunt mrinfinity > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
[00:18:48] mrinfinity !bang
[00:18:53] mrinfinity !bang
[00:18:53] DuckHunt mrinfinity > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 3/3
[00:18:56] foxy !bang
[00:18:56] DuckHunt foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 1mn56.224s, which makes you a total of 259 ducks (including 28 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 16 (duck disassembler). \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp] [expl. ammo]
[00:18:56] mrinfinity !reload
[00:18:56] DuckHunt mrinfinity > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/3
[00:19:03] mrinfinity wow
[00:19:10] foxy !duckstats
[00:19:11] DuckHunt Hunting stats for foxy: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 6/8 | charg.: 3/4 | jammed: no (36 times) | confisc.: no (66 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 1381 xp | lvl 16 (duck disassembler) / 139 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 61.12% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 63% | effectiv. of fire: 53% | gun reliability: 97% | armor: 37% | deflection: 66%
[00:19:12] DuckHunt [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.188s | average react. time: 1mn24.202s | 259 ducks (incl. 28 golden ducks) | 222 misses | 29 accidents | 51 empty shots | 38 wild shots | 481 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 1 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Expl. ammo
[00:19:29] foxy !shop 10
[00:19:29] DuckHunt foxy > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 6 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
[00:19:33] foxy !shop9
[00:19:40] foxy !shop 9
[00:19:40] DuckHunt foxy > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
[00:19:51] foxy !shop 8
[00:19:52] DuckHunt foxy > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses. Your purchase made you go back to level 15 (duck flattener).
[00:19:59] foxy !shop 6
[00:20:00] DuckHunt foxy > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.
[00:20:08] foxy let's party
[00:20:15] foxy 🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉
[00:22:26] Compy Woot!
[00:26:00] little_mac OH thanks foxy :D
[00:27:14] [itchyjunk] hi
[00:27:52] foxy hi compy and [itchyjunk]
[00:28:12] [itchyjunk] hello foxy
[00:28:15] [itchyjunk] How goes?
[00:29:47] foxy good and yourself
[00:30:10] [itchyjunk] not too bad! took my guitar out and tuned it
[00:30:14] [itchyjunk] and played the 2 song i know!
[00:32:17] Compy heya foxy! Good night so far. Just got back from Dallas. Sitting on the back porch at the fire pit. Enjoying 20 degree warmer weather up here
[00:32:20] Compy well, down here
[00:32:21] Compy whatever.
[00:38:57] foxy oh nice
[00:39:09] foxy did you get Taco Cass while in Dallas?
[00:53:54] * adro flies in
[00:59:43] * candy^^ joined #computertech
[01:04:14] * Rizon set mode +v Batmanhush
[01:04:14] * Batmanhush joined #computertech
[01:04:25] Batmanhush • Thanks for the +v •
[01:05:47] Compy foxy: I did not. Must I?
[01:05:55] foxy yes
[01:05:59] foxy great tacos
[01:06:36] NiniGeo2 Woooooo quality tacos!
[01:07:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS hmmmm, ok, there is Guardians of the Galaxy 2 on TNT, Pirates of the Caribbean: on Stranger Tides on FX and Animal House on IFC......
[01:08:15] foxy nice
[01:08:25] esjay Compy; go over to goodbye horses
[01:10:20] NiniGeo2 I think that everybody likes good tacos in a similar way to how everybody loves good pizza!
[01:10:40] foxy yes
[01:11:44] Compy Absolutely.
[01:11:46] Ahsoka I prefer burritos
[01:11:58] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS on Cartoon Network there is FLCL at 11pm (cst), One Piece at 11:30pm (cst) for an hour, Naruto Shippuden at 12:30am for an hour, My Hero Academia at 1:30am, Ballmastrz 9009 at 2am, The Venture Bros. at 2:30am, Futurama at 3am for an hour an King of the Hill at 4am for an hour.....
[01:12:00] Compy esjay: I absolutely will the next time I'm up there! Same on your reco, foxy.
[01:12:34] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS hmm, tacos 'n burritos...
[01:12:38] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS yummies.
[01:12:52] NiniGeo2 Burritos are good too :P
[01:13:04] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS any sauces to go with the tacos 'n burritos?
[01:13:30] slim The other day I had to come bell for the first time. I ordered one of everything off the menu
[01:13:38] slim Taco bell*
[01:13:53] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS oooh
[01:13:54] Ahsoka Crunchwrap?
[01:13:56] Compy slim: and you lived.
[01:14:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS lol
[01:14:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS it's not that bad.
[01:14:22] Compy Oh, don't get me wrong, I can absolutely destroy some Taco Bell.
[01:14:35] Ahsoka The taco bell crunch wrap is my favorite
[01:14:54] Compy If I wasn't stoned, I'd go get some.
[01:15:35] slim I pretty much enjoyed everything I tried lol
[01:15:41] slim All tasted good
[01:17:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS i like the chalupas and gorditas more....
[01:17:58] esjay .steam
[01:17:59] Internets :: Esjay [ONLINE] :: Playing: Raft ::
[01:18:29] * Snew joined #computertech
[01:20:31] Zero sup esjay
[01:20:33] Internets No steamid found linked to your nick. To link one, type: .register_steam <steamid>
[01:20:33] Zero .steam
[01:20:40] Zero .register_steam ryuujinzero
[01:20:46] Zero .steam -g
[01:20:48] Internets :: Zero :: Total games: 2100 :: Total playtime: 891.0 hours :: Playtime last 2 weeks: 13.0 hours :: Most played game: Spectromancer, 147.0 hours :: Most played last 2 weeks: 20XX, 13.0 hours ::
[01:21:04] Zero I think I'm done with 20XX, I suck too hard to clear the final stage and had enough fun with it
[01:21:05] Rizon [drwho] nil
[01:21:05] * Rizon set mode +o drwho
[01:21:05] * drwho joined #computertech
[01:21:51] esjay Zero, not much, vibing on my day off
[01:21:55] esjay treated myself today
[01:22:20] esjay made a nice sirloin steak and eggs for lunch, and made some homemade meatball subs for dinner
[01:22:43] Zero I've never had a homemade meatball sub
[01:22:53] * Zero puts that on his list of stuff to have the wife make
[01:22:54] fifel I lost any confidence in socialising today.
[01:23:09] Zero I always got the meatball marinara from Subway since it was their only sandwich that didn't taste like actual garbage
[01:23:14] Zero But even that eventually started tasting terrible
[01:23:21] Zero Subway F tier fast food
[01:23:29] Snew h
[01:24:05] esjay I was craving a meatball sub last night and talking to my pharmacist about how I was craving one and he suggested subway. He didn't know the subway around here is pure garbage
[01:24:32] esjay which is why I went to pick up grocery stuff despite a 12 hour shift
[01:24:58] esjay the last time I had a sub from this subway, it was a meatball marinara that tasted super metallic
[01:25:14] esjay like those shitty $0.25 cans of black olives
[01:25:51] Zero Subway everywhere is pure garbage
[01:26:11] slim Not true
[01:26:13] Zero I recall that Canadian news show did a study on chicken in fast food
[01:26:19] esjay the one by where I lived in NC was great
[01:26:24] Zero Subway's chicken was less than 30% actual chicken
[01:26:37] Zero Next lowest was like 60%
[01:26:52] esjay there was a couple of girls that would always give me and my ex free food
[01:26:53] Zero F tier
[01:27:02] esjay Zero; yeah probably full of liquid and shit
[01:27:03] Zero You couldn't pay me to eat subway these days
[01:27:12] Zero If I want a sandwich I'll go to
[01:27:12] Zero idk
[01:27:14] Zero Jersey Mikes or something
[01:27:16] Zero Even Togos
[01:27:39] slim If you want a great sandwich, get the ingredients and make it yourself
[01:28:06] esjay slim, that's what I do
[01:28:11] slim Me too
[01:28:38] Zero No more laptops! :D
[01:29:07] Zero I need shorter cables
[01:29:09] esjay it was a bit bigger than I expected it to turn out and I'm super stuffed
[01:29:11] Zero For the patch panel/switch
[01:29:21] Zero Those dangling cables are giving me diabetes
[01:29:37] esjay Zero; is that an M900?
[01:29:48] slim Fuck that actually looks great
[01:29:50] esjay or another thinkcentre?
[01:29:51] Zero M920q
[01:29:55] esjay ah
[01:30:04] esjay I love my m900 tiny
[01:30:06] slim I call feel hoe soft that bread is from here lol
[01:30:09] slim How
[01:30:28] Zero slim over here jerking off to sandwich pics
[01:30:34] esjay slim, I toasted it to where it had that heavenly crispiness while still being as soft as a cloud
[01:30:34] slim Yep
[01:30:37] Zero esjay: I should probably be doing more with mine
[01:30:49] Zero Right now I just have proxmox on it and a VM running one of my domain controllers
[01:30:55] Zero DNS, DHCP, Active Directory, etc
[01:31:03] esjay I even scooped out part of the bread to make a nest for the meatballs
[01:31:19] slim Ok stop
[01:31:24] esjay >:D
[01:31:33] Zero I'm thinking I might put a laptop back in there to serve as kindof a KVM
[01:31:41] Zero Cuz I'm too cheap to buy one
[01:31:46] Zero Good ones are like $800
[01:31:56] Internets :: [2/2] Bunny Chow :: When you use saliva as lubricant during masturbation shortly after consuming a meal. This results in tiny wet crumbs all over your penis/vagina, which in turn attracts [small fluffy] bunny rabbits tha... ::
[01:31:56] Internets :: [1/2] bunny chow :: A dish that originated in [Durban], but can now be bought all across South Africa. It consists of a half or quarter loaf of bread hollowed out and filled with curry. / / They came about because, unde... ::
[01:31:56] Zero The ones with the displays in them
[01:31:57] wildting .u bunny chow
[01:31:59] esjay If you're in the upstate NY area, make a drive over and we can watch anime and eat food together
[01:32:19] Zero and fuck
[01:32:21] Zero you forgot and fuck
[01:32:41] esjay Zero; get a small and thin monitor to hook up to the thinkcentre and get one of those rack trays to put a keyboard on
[01:32:43] wildting paramount+ and chill?
[01:32:55] esjay crunchyroll and inside my hole
[01:33:01] Zero I'm not buying anymore monitors
[01:33:02] wildting bruh
[01:33:04] Zero I have too many laying around
[01:33:09] wildting this is rizon you're talkin about
[01:33:09] Zero And none that I'd consider "slim"
[01:33:33] Zero The 22" I have sitting on top of the UPS at the bottom there is the one I use currently lol
[01:33:35] Zero It's ghetto as fuck
[01:33:58] esjay If that thinkcentre has a vga out, I'll give you this 14" monitor I got for $20
[01:34:02] wildting who needs crunchy-mole when u have irc xdcc bots full of subbed anime alternatives
[01:34:05] Zero It doesn't
[01:34:09] Zero It's DP and HDMI only
[01:34:22] esjay wildting; lol I have like 6-7tb of anime, on top of what zero shares with me
[01:34:29] Zero Although I think I have a DP to VGA adapter around here somewhere
[01:34:38] esjay DP to VGA sounds horrid
[01:34:39] wildting kek
[01:34:47] Zero I'm curious how much anime I have
[01:34:56] esjay wildting; I used the statement just for the meme
[01:35:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:35:01] wildting that used to be me too, dloading everything
[01:35:07] wildting !bang
[01:35:07] DuckHunt wildting > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[01:35:07] kot double penetration to vaginally gaping anal
[01:35:11] wildting !bang
[01:35:11] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !banf
[01:35:12] DuckHunt wildting > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[01:35:13] Zero Unraid says 15.32TB
[01:35:14] wildting !bang
[01:35:14] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' Kumool just get shot by accident by wildting. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
[01:35:14] DuckHunt wildting is demoted to level 0 (public danger).
[01:35:15] Zero That doesn't seem right
[01:35:16] esjay can you think of something like netflix and chill, but regarding to xdcc?
[01:35:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[01:35:18] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
[01:35:20] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[01:35:20] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
[01:35:22] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[01:35:22] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
[01:35:23] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[01:35:24] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
[01:35:25] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[01:35:25] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
[01:35:27] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[01:35:27] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
[01:35:30] kot xdcc and suckin peepee
[01:35:34] Kumool !bang
[01:35:34] DuckHunt Kumool > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3
[01:35:34] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload
[01:35:35] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
[01:35:36] Kumool !reload
[01:35:36] DuckHunt Kumool > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3
[01:35:38] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[01:35:38] wildting esjay: !blist and chill
[01:35:38] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
[01:35:39] Kumool !bang
[01:35:39] DuckHunt Kumool > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 38.369s, which makes you a total of 41 ducks (including 8 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 10 (hunter). \_X< *KWAK* [60 xp]
[01:35:39] DuckHunt Kumool > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a hunting magazine. Reading it makes you gain 50 xp points ! [50 xp]
[01:35:40] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[01:35:40] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* Trigger locked.
[01:36:00] Zero esjay are you watching Frieren
[01:36:04] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS *high-5's Kumool*
[01:36:10] Kumool wildting: hey who do you think you are!? dick cheney!?
[01:36:16] esjay Zero, I was going to
[01:36:24] esjay kot, damn gurl
[01:36:25] * Kumool high-5s ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
[01:36:25] Zero It's so good
[01:36:26] Kumool thanks
[01:36:26] esjay nice
[01:36:29] wildting sry son
[01:36:41] wildting i used Glock's last gun b4 he bit it
[01:36:48] Zero rip
[01:36:56] wildting rest in pieces
[01:37:02] esjay Oh my fucking god, I keep forgetting melatonin gummies
[01:37:05] wildting Glock dindu nuffin
[01:37:07] Zero Reminds me of a news article I saw
[01:37:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop
[01:37:10] DuckHunt [Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) | 13- Brush for gun (7 xp) | 14- Mirror
[01:37:11] DuckHunt (7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
[01:37:11] esjay fuck it, I'm not taking them anymore
[01:37:27] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 2
[01:37:27] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
[01:37:34] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload
[01:37:35] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 5/5
[01:37:39] wildting screw them whack gummies
[01:37:41] Zero https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1190830986255147089/image.png boy I wonder which side of the political spectrum this author sits on
[01:37:42] Zero /s
[01:37:50] wildting I GOT ME A GINORMOUS PACK OF LICORICE
[01:39:20] wildting why does licorice sound uncomfortably like a cross between lice and rice?
[01:39:24] Compy Zero: Nice rack!
[01:39:30] Zero lewd
[01:39:58] wildting r00d
[01:40:04] wildting and totally n00d
[01:40:06] Zero I need to put more stuff in it
[01:40:14] Zero I need a shelf so I can put my T7810 in it for example
[01:40:16] wildting that's what she said
[01:40:19] Zero I also need to fix my UPS
[01:40:20] Zero I've never used it
[01:40:25] Zero When I plug it in it beeps really fuckin loud
[01:40:27] Zero It's annoying
[01:40:33] Zero idk what the issue is
[01:40:40] esjay Zero; that headline makes him sound cooler than he was
[01:40:59] Zero From what I've been reading
[01:41:02] Zero He sounds like a pretty boring guy
[01:41:06] esjay Yeah
[01:41:07] Zero I still thank him for his achivements
[01:41:08] Zero RIP
[01:41:11] wildting some part of me thinks his real name should've been somethin like Glockenstein
[01:41:14] * Zero strokes his glock
[01:41:16] esjay he was like the most boring of all gun tycoons
[01:41:16] wildting maker of clocks
[01:41:27] Zero tbf
[01:41:29] Zero Glock is a very boring gun
[01:41:31] Zero lol
[01:41:36] Zero But it's dependable and reliable
[01:41:42] wildting CLOCK
[01:42:00] * wildting drops the mic and walks away
[01:42:12] HelderHeid who was it?
[01:42:15] esjay The wild shit about Sarah Winchester...I can only strive to mimic a fraction of her awesomeness
[01:42:50] HelderHeid ah
[01:43:15] TheFatherMind I AM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!
[01:43:19] TheFatherMind (Unless I am kicked)
[01:43:22] TheFatherMind (Or banned)
[01:43:26] TheFatherMind (or I fall asleep)
[01:43:38] TheFatherMind (or I drop my keyboard.. and I do seem to do that a lot)
[01:43:44] * Rizon set mode +ao wildting2 wildting2
[01:43:44] Rizon [wildting2] Please stop confusing P*tin and Poutine. One is a dangerous & unwholesome mix of greasy, lumpy & congealed ingredients, the other is a delicious food.
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[01:44:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:44:05] TheFatherMind !BONG
[01:44:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[01:44:07] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.89s, which makes you a total of 765 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[01:44:10] Zero I just realized I've never taken a family photo before
[01:44:17] wildting2 !bangs
[01:44:37] Internets :: YouTube S&W 351C 22 Magnum VS GLOCK 42 :: (06:46) :: Views 37,778 :: Rating [+] 734 likes [+] 734 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[01:44:48] HelderHeid i just realised i will never have to >:D
[01:44:54] Zero rip HelderHeid
[01:45:46] wildting2 rest in poutine
[01:45:53] HelderHeid well the universe is mysterious
[01:46:05] wildting2 it's also expanding
[01:46:11] HelderHeid so i suppose never say never but so far i'm dodging successfully
[01:46:18] TheFatherMind I took a photo with my wife once.. which classifies as a family photo.
[01:46:37] wildting2 it's all fun 'n games till somebody gets hit in the forehead by a meteorite
[01:46:56] wildting2 ... because the universe thinks YOU'RE mysterious
[01:46:56] TheFatherMind EXACTLY!!!
[01:47:06] Zero Don't they usually burn up in the atmosphere
[01:47:14] wildting2 usu yes
[01:47:19] Zero And even if they don't if they're that small, they'll decrease in speed to terminal velocity
[01:47:21] Zero And be mostly harmless
[01:47:25] Zero I think
[01:47:32] Zero I'm not an astrophysicist
[01:47:36] wildting2 but for the atmosphere, that tiny meteorite would otherwise nuke palestine
[01:47:57] wildting2 not that that's what anybody wants or anything
[01:48:04] Zero oh u
[01:48:24] wildting2 Neil de Grease Tyson
[01:48:32] HelderHeid dammit tiger/giraffe bread is so good
[01:48:38] esjay I took family pics sometime wayyyyy before transition and I looked hot then, and still do now
[01:49:30] wildting2 .yt nickelback photograph
[01:49:30] Internets :: YouTube Nickelback - Photograph [OFFICIAL VIDEO] :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rXdeOvhNE (04:22) :: Views 75,027,448 :: Rating [+] 576,236 likes [+] 576,236 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[01:49:33] * wildting2 runs
[01:49:54] Zero esjay Do you still have pics pre-transition
[01:49:58] esjay Yeah
[01:49:59] Zero I've only seen post
[01:50:00] Zero share
[01:50:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:50:03] wildting2 !bang
[01:50:03] DuckHunt wildting2 > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 3/3
[01:50:04] TheFatherMind QUACK
[01:50:06] wildting2 !reload
[01:50:06] DuckHunt wildting2 > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 3/3
[01:50:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[01:50:07] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.353s, which makes you a total of 766 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[01:50:10] wildting2 !banged
[01:50:22] esjay No, because I know retardlabs and stew would probably add it to their collections
[01:50:25] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS woo!
[01:50:33] esjay but here, have this cup of tea https://i.imgur.com/Mp9xji9.png
[01:50:44] Zero what the fuck
[01:50:46] wildting2 make sure u raise your pinky while holding the cup
[01:51:04] Zero is that a real pepper or an actual cup
[01:51:15] HelderHeid i can't decide if that's abuse of the pepper or the tea there
[01:51:17] Zero This is the internet
[01:51:17] HelderHeid damn you
[01:51:19] Zero I've seen some weird shit
[01:51:24] Zero Both are plausible
[01:51:42] esjay it was a real pepper
[01:53:10] wildting2 sergeant esjay's lonely hearts club band
[01:53:18] Zero disgustedsouleaterface.jpg
[01:53:30] esjay black star would love the concept
[01:53:45] Zero black star doesn't drink tea
[01:53:57] HelderHeid isn't that the last bowie album?
[01:55:53] Zero Black Star was legit the only reason I finished the Soul Eater manga
[01:56:02] Zero He was significantly more annoying in the anime so I dropped it about halfway through
[01:56:39] wildting2 .imdb Dr Stone
[01:56:39] Internets :: Plot Awakened into a world where humanity has been petrified, scientific genius Senku and his brawny friend Taiju use their skills to rebuild civilization. :: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9679542/ ::
[01:56:39] Internets :: Dr. Stone [2019–] Rated TV-14 :: Rating 8.1/10, 26,166 votes :: Genre Animation, Action, Adventure :: Director N/A :: Actors Yûsuke Kobayashi, Manami Numakura, Gen Satô :: Runtime 23 min ::
[01:56:49] Neo_Nemesis Wing Zero
[01:56:58] esjay Zero, pic incoming
[01:57:05] Zero I'll watch Dr Stone someday
[01:57:07] Zero I think I have all of it
[01:57:11] esjay removing one of my offspring from it
[01:57:12] Zero So far
[01:57:24] Zero Use Photoshop AI
[01:57:28] Zero "Remove the kid"
[01:57:37] Ahsoka Dr. Stone is really good
[01:57:51] Zero @seen Rudolph
[01:57:52] ChanStat Rudolph (Flask@Xmas.at.Rizon.Rudolph) was last seen messaging #gaychat saying "Because you didn't manage to make me uncomfortable with your penis gore?" on Sat December 30 20:44:07 2023 UTC (5 hours, 13 minutes, 44 seconds ago)
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[01:58:40] wildting2 i remember reading spy x family manga a while back thinkin it'd be a great anime heh
[01:58:49] esjay Zero, here you go. God those glasses did not fit me and idk what I was thinking https://i.postimg.cc/bYZfxRcD/image.png
[01:58:59] Zero I've only seen the firsts part of s1 but what I've seen is pretty great
[01:59:04] Zero I'll also finish that someday
[01:59:12] Ahsoka I like that series
[01:59:21] * Rizon set mode +v BruceWayne
[01:59:21] * BruceWayne joined #computertech
[01:59:33] BruceWayne • Thanks for the +v •
[01:59:46] Ahsoka So far the series Shy is pretty good
[02:00:18] Zero esjay: You look like you could be CT's older brother in that pic
[02:00:20] * Zero strokes his chin
[02:00:21] fifel esjay: I have made root juice instead of grogging
[02:00:24] esjay lmao
[02:00:37] esjay Zero, too bad I got all the good-looking genes
[02:00:48] esjay sucked them straight out of his daddies dick
[02:00:54] Zero rekt
[02:01:28] * wildting2 cackles wildly as he splices your jeans AND your genes
[02:01:35] Zero lewd
[02:01:47] Zero i recall seeing porn that involved ripped jeans
[02:02:02] Zero ripped jeans step-porn would probably sell like hotcakes
[02:02:05] Zero my idea do not steal
[02:02:40] esjay Too late
[02:02:40] wildting2 yeah but
[02:02:43] Internets :: YouTube TVアニメ『SHY』OPムービー|OP主題歌「Shiny Girl」MindaRyn :: (01:30) :: Views 308,507 :: Rating [+] 6,096 likes [+] 6,096 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[02:02:55] wildting2 is there a porn x monopoly = pornopoly?
[02:05:05] Ahsoka Theres a character in Shy that ComputerTech would get along with, because all she seems do is drink vodka
[02:05:57] wildting2 fodka
[02:06:38] esjay Foxy, I got to handle a script for a Foxy last night
[02:07:18] * Rizon set mode +h Syndus
[02:07:18] * Syndus joined #computertech
[02:07:24] Syndus Oi
[02:07:51] Syndus Making crispy chicken ceaser salad for dinner, got some girl scout cookie kush, and some waffle fries.
[02:08:05] Syndus .....unforgivable
[02:09:01] Neo_Nemesis o.o
[02:09:07] * Rizon set mode +v fifel
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[02:10:11] Syndus Sorry esjay, it sounded better than making meatball subs
[02:10:41] wildting2 THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALLS
[02:10:46] Zero vodka
[02:10:53] Zero That's the shit you start on
[02:10:56] Zero And quickly grow out of
[02:11:41] wildting2 and then u get cinnamon whiskey poured unwillingly down your throat to be forced awake
[02:12:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[02:12:04] wildting2 not that that's ever happened to me b4
[02:12:06] wildting2 !bang
[02:12:06] DuckHunt wildting2 > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[02:12:07] wildting2 !bang
[02:12:07] DuckHunt wildting2 > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[02:12:08] wildting2 !bang
[02:12:08] DuckHunt wildting2 > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.915s, which makes you a total of 25 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[02:12:11] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang
[02:12:12] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* Trigger locked.
[02:12:20] Syndus Sounds like candy time at uncle Chester's place
[02:12:21] Zero Ok I'm feeling kinda dumb right now
[02:12:27] Zero Do they ship UPSes with the batteries unplugged
[02:12:28] wildting2 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS, blame Glock
[02:12:30] Zero :thinking:
[02:12:37] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS o_o
[02:12:42] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS why?
[02:12:44] wildting2 Zero, use UPS to ship your UPS
[02:12:48] Zero I need to pull UPS out of my rack and see if the battery is unplugged
[02:12:50] Zero It's not charging
[02:12:55] Zero and the battery light is flashing
[02:13:15] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS wildting2, i hve 3 of his products...
[02:13:40] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS luv'em.
[02:14:09] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS Zero, is the battery replaceable?
[02:15:02] Syndus Have you tried turning it off and on again
[02:15:16] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS ......
[02:15:20] Zero Yeah batteries in UPSes are typically replaceable
[02:15:24] Syndus Lol
[02:15:27] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS good good
[02:15:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS silly Syndus
[02:15:42] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS ^_^
[02:15:48] Syndus Have you tried swearing at it in latvian
[02:15:59] Syndus Do that and rub your nuts on the top of it it should work
[02:16:09] Zero i don't know latvian
[02:16:13] Zero i know some hot latvian chicks tho
[02:16:14] Syndus It's gotta be the same time though
[02:16:22] Zero maybe i can have them come over and yell at it in their mother language
[02:16:23] Zero and whip it
[02:16:33] Syndus Lol
[02:16:58] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS O_O
[02:17:04] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS naughtyness
[02:17:09] Syndus Rubbing your balls in a circular motion on top of something while you chat in latin is like patting your head and rubbing your stomach on one leg when it comes to casting spells.
[02:17:23] Syndus *chanting latvian
[02:17:39] Syndus My dad says so
[02:17:50] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS >_>
[02:18:05] Syndus And he's pretty big
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