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[08:13:57] Mikoolo A morning.-

[08:14:02] Mikoolo .cc sunrise lulea

[08:14:15] Mikoolo Thats in 20 minutes.

[08:44:49] Mikoolo morning h4

[08:45:53] Mikoolo .cc sunset lulea

[08:46:06] Mikoolo I got less sun hours, I win, franstam.

[08:46:35] Mikoolo Too long*

[08:47:11] Mikoolo Thats what she said.

[08:47:50] Mikoolo You'd either boil to death on the sun side or freeze to death on the dark side, h4.

[08:48:21] Mikoolo .cc dark side of mercury temperature

[08:48:51] Mikoolo During the day, temperatures on the surface can reach 800 degrees Fahrenheit (430 degrees Celsius). Because the planet has no atmosphere to retain that heat, nighttime temperatures on the surface can drop to minus 290 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 180 degrees Celsius).

[08:49:38] Mikoolo Talk about temperature range.

[08:51:19] Mikoolo Oh it's my birthday again. It's almost as if it was this week I had it last time!

[08:52:31] Mikoolo .w

[08:52:46] Mikoolo Too warm.

[10:45:50] Mikoolo There was no name on it.

[10:45:57] Mikoolo Do continue to shoot down all the ducks, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[10:48:56] Mikoolo Hello RTFT.

[10:49:18] Mikoolo As you can see we got other old familiar nicks here like BobbyDrake, RTFT.

[10:52:17] Mikoolo I've been outside two times this week.

[10:52:21] Mikoolo And it's already tuesday.

[10:52:32] Mikoolo Compared to 2 times the entire last week.

[10:52:59] Mikoolo Fucking nice when it ain't -30 to -38c outside.

[10:53:30] Mikoolo When are you coming to luleå for the grandprix skating, RTFT?

[10:54:30] Mikoolo RTFT https://schaatsenlulea.nl/iceskating-lulea/

[11:03:05] Mikoolo Also, good news, RTFT. I had whisky for the first time since august last friday.

[11:03:11] Mikoolo One small glass.

[11:03:55] Mikoolo Babysteps to get back to enjoying whisky at a safe pace.

[11:12:10] Mikoolo Gotta be carefull so I don't become like ComputerTech and ysalamir, herald.

[11:14:12] Mikoolo no

[12:17:08] Mikoolo Stop being french for one day please, ComputerTech.

[12:37:46] Mikoolo .chanstats

[12:38:10] Mikoolo You know very well that .chanstats do.

[12:38:16] Mikoolo So don't respond to it with "huh".

[12:39:37] Mikoolo Your mouth is too close to your ass if you can sense something stinky, ComputerTech.

[12:39:50] Mikoolo Nose*

[12:40:09] Mikoolo Or is your mums cooking so bad that it stinks?

[12:41:04] Mikoolo No.

[12:41:11] Mikoolo I dare assume that your mums cooking is bad.

[12:41:32] Mikoolo Since I can't really claim that it's good coz I have never experienced it first hand.

[12:42:18] Mikoolo But if you detected something stinky it could be that your nose is too close to your ass or someone bad at cooking is cooking food in your vincinity.

[12:42:25] Mikoolo Or you just forgot to flush again.

[12:43:45] Mikoolo Hello h4 my love <3

[12:44:09] Mikoolo Nothing much. I was outside for a walk today :D

[12:44:15] Mikoolo It was lovely :D

[12:44:49] Mikoolo I walked because it wasn't -35c outside.

[12:45:11] Mikoolo Yeah

[12:45:20] Mikoolo A few days.

[12:45:42] Mikoolo .f

[12:46:23] Mikoolo In one place here the temperature went from -30c to 5c in the matter of hours, h4.

[12:47:39] Mikoolo .w dungannon, us

[12:47:56] Mikoolo .t shithill

[12:48:01] Mikoolo .w shithill

[12:48:05] Mikoolo .w craphill

[12:48:13] Mikoolo :<

[12:48:37] Mikoolo Dungannon is the biggest nightsoil producer in Northern Ireland.

[12:48:57] Mikoolo They use it to grow huge potatos for export to RoI and the rest of UK.

[12:49:46] Mikoolo Those potatos are however banned in EU due to health concerns.

[12:53:27] Mikoolo ComputerTech is an anagram of Couch Tempter.

[12:56:17] Mikoolo ComputerTech has been too drunk to pay attention.

[12:58:41] Mikoolo ComputerTech, how do you mispell phish as ahsoka?

[13:00:23] Mikoolo He's too dense to remember that you showed that bug months ago while he was even in here, h4.

[13:00:56] Mikoolo death better die

[13:01:22] Mikoolo attack

[13:01:32] Mikoolo aeon

[13:01:41] Mikoolo .skip

[13:01:54] Mikoolo B

[13:02:00] Mikoolo Monte carlo

[13:02:05] Mikoolo monte carlos

[13:02:12] Mikoolo monty pyton

[13:02:23] Mikoolo february

[13:02:25] Mikoolo november

[13:02:35] Mikoolo sandals

[13:02:48] Mikoolo sandals flip flops shoes

[13:03:06] Mikoolo sandals made from strings

[13:03:07] Mikoolo sandals made from string

[13:03:13] Mikoolo sandals made from rubber

[13:03:36] Mikoolo cassius divide

[13:03:43] Mikoolo cassini divide

[13:03:56] Mikoolo Mrs Doubtfire

[13:03:59] Mikoolo Flubber

[13:04:02] Mikoolo awesomenauts

[13:04:37] Mikoolo It's longer

[13:05:24] Mikoolo 1899

[13:05:25] Mikoolo 1898

[13:05:26] Mikoolo 1897

[13:05:27] Mikoolo 1896

[13:05:28] Mikoolo 1895

[13:05:29] Mikoolo 1894

[13:05:30] Mikoolo 1893

[13:05:31] Mikoolo 1892

[13:05:33] Mikoolo 1891

[13:05:34] Mikoolo 1890

[13:05:36] Mikoolo 1889

[13:05:38] Mikoolo 1880

[13:05:40] Mikoolo 1870

[13:05:41] Mikoolo 1850

[13:05:43] Mikoolo 18560

[13:05:45] Mikoolo 1860

[13:05:55] Mikoolo breeding

[13:06:04] Mikoolo bovine

[13:06:24] Mikoolo Moses

[13:06:35] Mikoolo Capetown

[13:06:38] Mikoolo cape town

[13:06:49] Mikoolo .cc ivory coast capital

[13:07:05] Mikoolo abibes

[13:07:41] Mikoolo No

[13:07:45] Mikoolo guillivere

[13:07:53] Mikoolo Lepers

[13:07:55] Mikoolo Potatos

[13:07:58] Mikoolo The Irish

[13:08:01] Mikoolo The dragon Slayers

[13:08:03] Mikoolo soldiers

[13:08:16] Mikoolo 1945

[13:08:17] Mikoolo 1944

[13:08:18] Mikoolo 1943

[13:08:19] Mikoolo 1942

[13:08:21] Mikoolo 1941

[13:08:22] Mikoolo 1940

[13:08:37] Mikoolo Finland and UK are still at war.

[13:08:57] Mikoolo You werent aware of this, ComputerTech?

[13:10:12] Mikoolo That wayne guy in las vegas.

[13:10:24] Mikoolo Who looks asian due to all the plastic surgeries

[13:10:41] Mikoolo Wayne daytona

[13:10:55] Mikoolo Frankenstein

[13:11:00] Mikoolo Rupert the bear

[13:11:08] Mikoolo bahrain

[13:11:14] Mikoolo teheran

[13:11:20] Mikoolo montana

[13:11:32] Mikoolo manchu

[13:11:56] Mikoolo Egyptian sea

[13:12:00] Mikoolo the redsea

[13:12:07] Mikoolo the italian

[13:12:10] Mikoolo the antilles

[13:12:13] Mikoolo the antalles

[13:12:16] Mikoolo the antiles

[13:12:23] Mikoolo the adriatic

[13:12:33] Mikoolo the altran

[13:12:40] Mikoolo the antalan

[13:12:47] Mikoolo Stop skipping questions, h4.

[13:13:01] Mikoolo xien

[13:13:05] Mikoolo xing

[13:13:09] Mikoolo xixo

[13:13:12] Mikoolo xixi

[13:13:14] Mikoolo xixa

[13:13:27] Mikoolo flour sugar

[13:13:43] Mikoolo U2

[13:13:45] Mikoolo Madonna

[13:13:49] Mikoolo John Bon Jovi

[13:13:50] Mikoolo Cinnamons

[13:13:56] Mikoolo cincinati

[13:14:09] Mikoolo languages

[13:14:18] Mikoolo .skip

[13:14:20] Mikoolo fuck babynames

[13:14:31] Mikoolo calamari

[13:14:44] Mikoolo greek oil and calamari

[13:14:53] Mikoolo greek art and cuisine

[13:15:08] Mikoolo greek art and horticulture

[13:15:26] Mikoolo No one knows any babynames, h4.

[13:15:40] Mikoolo pankakes is slapp^^co D:

[13:17:27] Mikoolo D:

[13:18:10] Mikoolo Copy/paste reply because you scare pankakes too much with your power, h4.

[13:18:42] Mikoolo Thats worse.

[13:18:50] Mikoolo yes

[13:19:11] Mikoolo A free date with h4!

[13:19:47] Mikoolo Or Stardew Valley.

[13:19:55] Mikoolo And only grow potatos, h4.

[13:20:25] Mikoolo You're friendzoned, ComputerTech. By everyone.

[13:38:16] Mikoolo When he's asleep.

[13:38:53] Mikoolo It's not snoring. You're dreaming that you're a motorcycle, h4.

[13:40:08] Mikoolo She also emoquits, h4.

[13:40:24] Mikoolo s/in/on them

[13:41:03] Mikoolo get a cheap one from ebay, teddybearcell.

[13:48:30] Mikoolo ComputerTech's grandpa was in the black'n'tans.

[14:53:46] Mikoolo phish needs to treat you to a fine dinner, foxy.

[16:13:14] Mikoolo .kb \g !bang

[16:16:11] Mikoolo I baked a cake for you \g. https://i.imgur.com/AobN4zf.jpeg

[16:19:32] Mikoolo He'd be more intense if he was on land. That way the music he plays won't get muffled by the water, Fensta.

[16:24:18] Mikoolo I just don't care about my looks or what I do as long as I ain't being a cunt about it irl coz it's so easy to break my nose there.

[16:25:13] Mikoolo With a hammer!

[16:25:49] Mikoolo Drink beer and do coke like Lady De, Fensta.

[16:26:40] Mikoolo Have cake instead yournamehere https://i.imgur.com/AobN4zf.jpeg

[16:27:18] Mikoolo Same

[16:27:50] Mikoolo Implants, toupées, wigs.

[16:43:04] Mikoolo He has tons of hair.

[16:45:04] Mikoolo Copium is better, quartzhrts.

[16:46:15] Mikoolo .w

[16:53:10] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[16:57:33] Mikoolo Who fucked a cushion?

[16:57:40] Mikoolo Oh

[16:57:41] Mikoolo Lady De.

[17:11:09] Mikoolo You got horses?

[17:11:36] Mikoolo Or her roommate is rich, Fensta.

[17:11:58] Mikoolo Horse meat is tasty tho.

[17:12:47] Mikoolo Cows are really nice when they are alive but they taste good too, Fensta.

[17:13:59] Mikoolo Beaver is also nice.

[17:14:34] Mikoolo So no lamb, cow, chicken, duck, goose.

[17:15:46] Mikoolo Snakes, spiders, lizards.

[17:15:52] Mikoolo Rats.

[17:15:58] Mikoolo The wold ones, not pet rats.

[17:16:02] Mikoolo wild*

[17:16:36] Mikoolo Turkeys are pretty damn ugly imo.

[17:29:19] Mikoolo Watch porn and masturbate.

[17:29:29] Mikoolo No need to find a hobby, I got one for you.

[17:30:10] Mikoolo Buy model airplanes and paint and assemble them.

[17:30:45] Mikoolo Quit drinking energy drinks and learn how to sleep properly.

[17:31:23] Mikoolo Aim for atleast 6 hours a sleep per day.

[17:31:29] Mikoolo of sleep*

[17:31:43] Mikoolo 6 hours of continuous sleep.

[17:32:35] Mikoolo Responsibilities.

[18:36:06] Mikoolo It's Lady De, Fensta.

[18:52:15] Mikoolo Very Potato Seedbed.

[18:53:28] Mikoolo Oh no you made ComputerTech cum, esjay.

[18:54:31] Mikoolo The irish, scots and welsh won't starve then, Chiester. They got loads of rams to suck off.

[18:56:19] Mikoolo Reminds me of cake, Chiester.

[18:57:24] Mikoolo Rude to mimic other people like that, ComputerTech.

[18:57:41] Mikoolo He's retarded, ComputerTech.

[18:57:47] Mikoolo You're just an alcoholic.

[18:57:55] Mikoolo You should be able to know better.

[18:59:05] Mikoolo !request kick ComputerTech for being abusive

[18:59:16] Mikoolo You just did, ComputerTech.

[19:00:39] Mikoolo I turn 39 this year :(

[19:01:11] Mikoolo Atleast I got cyborg tech in me. I might be old but I am more advanced that most of you!

[19:01:52] Mikoolo I will use my wifi connection to hack your computer, ComputerTech.

[19:09:05] Mikoolo .kb ComputerTech stop spamming

[19:09:28] Mikoolo He prefers rams over ewes, PapaFrog.

[19:10:09] Mikoolo He has advanced and is now the reciever in the traditional irish relations with sheep, PapaFrog.

[19:18:01] Mikoolo Do you mean it?

[19:18:14] Mikoolo Indeed, h4.

[19:18:43] Mikoolo Sorry that I missed such an obvious social cue from ComputerTech's writing style, h4.

[19:19:08] Mikoolo He probably touched kowal too much.

[19:22:19] Mikoolo inb4 ComputerTech starts spamming kowal with /invite

[19:56:37] Mikoolo Did you make a chest carry wrap for her \g?

[19:56:47] Mikoolo :<

[19:57:23] Mikoolo You seem unsecure about your manliness, \g.

[19:58:15] Mikoolo Fedoras are cool \g. Indiana Jones looks awesome in it.

[19:59:12] Mikoolo Why not both h4?

[19:59:22] Mikoolo See ComputerTech agrees with me, h4.

[20:00:09] Mikoolo :(

[20:00:26] Mikoolo It's his wife after all, h4.

[20:00:53] Mikoolo He's cum on her so much that they should be married by now, h4.

[20:02:54] Mikoolo It's ok ComputerTech. I'll register Cindy once they disconnect.

[20:03:12] Mikoolo Then Cindy can send ctcp's to h4.

[20:03:18] Mikoolo Albeit it's me that will be Cindy then.

[20:04:58] Mikoolo [21:04:50] * Sent CTCP FINGER to h4

[20:04:58] Mikoolo [21:04:50] * h4 is away: 8=D~ 3

[20:13:15] Mikoolo Chiester you should make ComputerTech wear it.

[20:14:31] Mikoolo You'll never have voice chats with me then, h4 :(

[20:17:34] Mikoolo h4 https://vocaroo.com/1kvn6yOQHcXi

[20:18:51] Mikoolo Hope you don't hate my voice, h4.

[20:19:05] Mikoolo Why?

[20:19:23] Mikoolo Yes.

[20:21:07] Mikoolo Please don't.

[20:21:12] Mikoolo Thats how we get more migraines.

[20:22:03] Mikoolo DO IT!

[20:22:30] Mikoolo Just completely put her on ignore, h4. Not this half measure you use.

[20:24:01] Mikoolo I can sound like a stereotypic swedish person that is being interviewed on tv if you want, h4.

[20:24:58] Mikoolo I don't even speak fluent swedish, h4. It's heavily accented with finnish. :(

[20:25:14] Mikoolo ski would.

[20:26:59] Mikoolo ski https://vocaroo.com/1iNlIN66MBJw

[20:27:29] Mikoolo I listen to shitloads of audiobooks in english, h4.

[20:29:20] Mikoolo Ski listen to the vocaroo.

[20:32:07] Mikoolo Chiester https://vocaroo.com/1afSBuOWJxBm

[20:33:13] Mikoolo Pronounce it as you see fit, h4.

[20:33:27] Mikoolo No

[20:33:38] Mikoolo Chiester is going to hate me now, h4.

[20:34:10] Mikoolo I liked this guys music as a teenager, h4 https://youtu.be/AAPu_X0T6MY

[20:34:22] Mikoolo And Mikoolo was supposed to be Mikoolio but I typoed it.

[20:35:11] Mikoolo But I don't care how you pronounce it, h4. It's just a nick.

[20:35:27] Mikoolo Markoolio is awesome ski!

[20:35:32] Mikoolo Awesome actor too!

[20:36:10] Mikoolo ski https://youtu.be/mDA4ImVMarM

[20:36:19] Mikoolo Thats Markoolio. The guy with the toilet seat around his neck.

[20:36:46] Mikoolo This too ski https://youtu.be/ULWT6wZfT1Q

[20:39:07] Mikoolo Hem Till Midgård is nice, ski.

[20:39:12] Mikoolo But not as nice as Pistvakt.

[20:39:19] Mikoolo You should watch Pistvakt, ski.

[20:39:42] Mikoolo ski https://youtu.be/fyKuQHIM2UM

[20:40:26] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/JsmiONyPwVA

[20:40:37] Mikoolo Pistvakt is epic.

[20:40:58] Mikoolo They even made a movie as a continuation to the tv show and released a music album, ski.

[20:43:06] Mikoolo Ski you can watch the entire tv show here https://www.svtplay.se/pistvakt

[20:43:10] Mikoolo For free.

[20:43:13] Mikoolo No advertisement either.

[20:45:04] Mikoolo This show is also there, ski. https://youtu.be/CWFi1q_nfLc

[20:45:06] Mikoolo Sjukan.

[20:45:11] Mikoolo Season 1 is epic.

[20:45:59] Mikoolo Dom har ackord betalt per organ :D

[20:46:10] Mikoolo .t sv en Dom har ackord betalt per organ

[20:49:15] Mikoolo https://vocaroo.com/1mypojA8aXen here me speaking english with a swedish accent.

[20:58:48] Mikoolo \g I want this https://youtu.be/7wHTu6S5e0g

[20:59:25] Mikoolo h4 is one of the most sane and consistent people in this channel.

[21:00:02] Mikoolo He smells like apfelstrudel too, pankakes.

[21:00:46] Mikoolo Considering they are irish they probably need a stepladder to climb down from the table they are standing on to reach your level, h4.

[21:01:59] Mikoolo pankakes I heard you're dating tors. You look cute together.

[21:03:16] Mikoolo It hurt as much as a bird feather landing on my head, h4.

[21:03:37] Mikoolo People with automated insults are boring.

[21:03:58] Mikoolo They lack creativity on akosha like levels.

[21:04:42] Mikoolo mrinfinity you reminded me of this https://youtu.be/jtjJ5Ml9SlM

[21:05:40] Mikoolo Because she doesn't want to damage the potatos growing next to the grave, h4.

[21:08:43] Mikoolo It's a old irish tradition traced back to the famine, h4. They plant potatos in graveyards so none of the nutrients are wasted.

[21:09:47] Mikoolo It's also so people will not just remember their dead loved ones but to let them become part of one.

[21:10:36] Mikoolo .yt hope county choir the bliss

[21:10:43] Mikoolo This bliss mrinfinity?

[21:12:11] Mikoolo No no, ski. The irish do not partake in cannibalism except during the Holy communion at church.

[21:12:35] Mikoolo Thats when you drink the blood of jesus and eat his flesh.

[21:13:22] Mikoolo Also. If you're ever forced to survive through cannibalism do not eat the brain.

[21:13:25] Mikoolo Or the liver.

[21:13:50] Mikoolo The liver coz it's pretty toxic and ruined and the brain to avoid getting cjd.

[21:14:21] Mikoolo Thats cjd, ski.

[21:14:39] Mikoolo And it's kuru not kure, ski.

[21:16:11] Mikoolo Can you spell the medical term for hiccups in swedish? ski.

[21:16:33] Mikoolo Hypernervoaccustiskakontradiafragmavibrationer ski

[21:17:17] Mikoolo Or whatever the fuck it was.

[21:18:38] Mikoolo Also, 3 out of 3 eyedrops and 1g paracetamol pill have been taken now so I'm off to bed.

[21:26:07] Mikoolo Also before bed. I should go with my hipbottle and fill it with the redbreast 12yo I got at mums apartment this weekend.

[21:26:14] Mikoolo hipflask*

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