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[09:30:01] Mikoolo Thats your eyebrows, ComputerTech.

[09:30:28] Mikoolo Grow a beard, ComputerTech.

[09:30:40] Mikoolo Hello pankakes.

[09:31:09] Mikoolo lol

[09:37:42] Mikoolo I know how you feel, Batmanhush.

[09:38:01] Mikoolo Those are the only friendrequests from pretty willing girls I get aswell.

[09:45:06] Mikoolo Oh thats cringe.

[09:48:15] Mikoolo I found your favourite starfish, ComputerTech.

[09:48:43] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/FslG4xa.jpeg

[09:48:51] Mikoolo This is Choriaster Granulatus.

[09:52:34] Mikoolo He's weird.

[09:53:21] Mikoolo mezmur flirts with everything that walks on two legs.

[09:53:29] Mikoolo And also hits on them.

[09:54:05] Mikoolo They don't jump all the time.

[09:54:07] Mikoolo So yes.

[09:57:17] Mikoolo Please don't use that term lightly. Same it for people you can prove it on.

[09:59:27] Mikoolo .w

[09:59:55] Mikoolo Batmanhush I recommend removing batman and changing your custom facebook profile link into a default one.

[10:03:04] Mikoolo What do you get if you burry a lavalamp in the ground?

[10:03:15] Mikoolo A magmalamp.

[10:05:24] Mikoolo ComputerTech, please stop adding cock to everything. We know you're fabulous already.

[10:06:36] Mikoolo I thought you would deny that ComputerTech.

[10:09:04] Mikoolo Thats not the worst one, h4. Tell me when you notice his facebook.

[10:11:13] Mikoolo It's pretty cringe, h4.

[10:11:35] Mikoolo You just need to look at his custom facebook profile link, you don't even need to click it h4.

[10:14:24] Mikoolo Thats one of the things I get annoyed from him, h4. the scripted lol in colours and multiple different signs to replace letters.

[10:15:24] Mikoolo The o with a line in it sounds like the o in worst.

[10:15:52] Mikoolo the å does not sound like a at all.

[10:16:15] Mikoolo Rockingchair*

[10:16:48] Mikoolo Why sell it?

[10:16:57] Mikoolo Put it out on your porch during summer.

[10:17:37] Mikoolo Put a chain on it attached to some heavy thing so no one will steal it.

[10:18:26] Mikoolo fuck temu

[10:19:11] Mikoolo My sis-in-law asked me about temu a while ago and if I used it, I told her to stay away from it.

[10:19:47] Mikoolo Temu has shitty protection regarding credit cards.

[10:24:21] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[10:26:07] Mikoolo Hot

[10:27:04] Mikoolo Those are for ComputerTech's mum, pankakes.

[10:28:26] Mikoolo Hope this brand is ok, pankakes https://suomikauppa.fi/cdn/shop/products/06416453554641_C1L1.jpg

[10:28:43] Mikoolo Finnish brand. Quality jaffa cakes.

[10:29:09] Mikoolo Theres shite jaffacakes that are hard and dry af.

[10:29:15] Mikoolo These are great tho.

[10:29:27] Mikoolo Now ComputerTech wants to get it on with his own mum.

[10:30:32] Mikoolo Jaffa cakes in finland has MANY different flavours.

[10:30:48] Mikoolo Tutti Frutti (a popular finnish candy), strawberry, Apple and Cinnamon.

[10:30:56] Mikoolo Green Balls.

[10:31:10] Mikoolo Rowan berry marmelade.

[10:31:20] Mikoolo pears

[10:31:31] Mikoolo They've even had lime.

[10:32:35] Mikoolo Now you reminded me of the catholic approved irish porn I linked days ago.

[10:33:23] Mikoolo And if you take one of them away you only got a single tree left.

[10:34:24] Mikoolo It's not erect where you make a jerking motion either.

[10:34:37] Mikoolo Can't. This is not voice chat.

[10:34:44] Mikoolo You are free to do so.

[10:34:56] Mikoolo But you will make people think you got a sasuage and two eggs.

[10:35:35] Mikoolo That can barely feed a person.

[10:36:09] Mikoolo Thats because theres not much tall trees on ireland to block the strong sea winds, ComputerTech.

[10:36:25] Mikoolo I like walnuts.

[10:36:34] Mikoolo YOu don't even need a nutcracker for them.

[10:36:38] Mikoolo Just use your hands.

[10:37:33] Mikoolo Nephew and niece thinks I'm strong when I can open them without a nutcracker.

[10:38:28] Mikoolo Go bad to bed or lay down on the couch.

[10:38:38] Mikoolo back*

[10:46:33] Mikoolo It's ok, Batmanhush. I was akicked a while ago for being straight.

[10:47:27] Mikoolo He tried to say that he's a gangster, pankakes.

[10:47:44] Mikoolo Nah

[10:47:49] Mikoolo I'm a cyborg.

[10:47:53] Mikoolo Not a gangster.

[10:49:29] Mikoolo Order a full irish breakfast, rent a dog and nap on the couch, pankakes.

[10:50:11] Mikoolo I have not yet tried a full irish breakfast, pankakes. But they look interesting. https://i.imgur.com/kITkpOd.jpg

[10:50:47] Mikoolo Guinness and lucky charms.

[10:51:21] Mikoolo The english are kinda weird tho with their fish'n'chips tho https://i.imgur.com/8a9Dn8L.jpg

[10:51:53] Mikoolo And canned green tea.

[10:52:46] Mikoolo I wonder if ComputerTech saw the blondie I linked yesterday.

[10:53:06] Mikoolo I found a blonde woman for you yesterday ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/Iis2YhN.jpg

[10:53:31] Mikoolo So you ain't a atheist, ComputerTech.

[10:53:47] Mikoolo "<~ComputerTech> jesus"

[10:54:04] Mikoolo It's a name of a character from the Bible.

[10:54:54] Mikoolo Thanks. I hate it.

[10:55:14] Mikoolo It made me hungry.

[10:55:17] Mikoolo Thats why I hate it.

[10:55:33] Mikoolo Move to a better trimezone.

[10:55:37] Mikoolo timezone*

[10:59:53] Mikoolo So you'll be the one wearing that and tease her, Batmanhush?

[11:00:19] Mikoolo Send the pics to ComputerTech's pm, Batmanhush.

[11:04:40] Mikoolo But she's a girl, h4. The catholic priests still wouldn't touch her.

[11:05:56] Mikoolo Have you heard this song pankakes? https://youtu.be/oo4JZFe5Dzs

[11:06:21] Mikoolo How many of them are not related to superheroes, Batmanhush?

[11:12:02] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/-PFN73QtPzY

[11:12:57] Mikoolo You do not need to overcompensate, ComputerTech. We all know you're fabulous.

[11:13:18] Mikoolo s/like/in

[11:15:25] Mikoolo They probably didn't have big enough fingers for you, h4.

[11:16:34] Mikoolo .quote add <&h4> my ass was hotter than ever

[11:17:58] Mikoolo h4 is straight but you're just overcompensating, ComputerTech. You're like a bald fat man in his 50's driving a sportscar.

[11:23:04] Mikoolo I have never been awake for 80 hours.

[11:23:11] Mikoolo I only have a rookie record of 36.

[11:23:23] Mikoolo That explains a lot tbh, ComputerTech.

[11:23:42] Mikoolo Why was it necessary?

[11:23:54] Mikoolo Were you in a hospital and not allowed to sleep, ComputerTech?

[11:24:24] Mikoolo So people were fighting for 100 hours near your mum?

[11:24:57] Mikoolo I've always been afraid to meet him irl, h4.

[11:25:18] Mikoolo Remember, h4. Get separate hotel rooms.

[11:25:58] Mikoolo Same.

[11:26:24] Mikoolo I'll pay for all the alcohol this summer in Kiruna from sunset to sunrise!

[11:27:01] Mikoolo He just wants to feel pleasure on his penis from your bussy, h4.

[11:28:11] Mikoolo I did?

[11:28:39] Mikoolo Well she jerks off, ComputerTech. She clearly has the right plumbing.

[11:29:33] Mikoolo I think Frogorg would feel happier under german rule tbh.

[11:30:04] Mikoolo festivals yes, h4.

[11:30:52] Mikoolo brb gonna mix some black currant lemonade together.

[11:35:14] Mikoolo He's adapting to pankakes's timezone, ComputerTech.

[11:36:04] Mikoolo Also ComputerTech. I have not yet had any of the whisky I bought on thursday.

[11:49:46] Mikoolo Don't be sad because h4 is adapting to living in ireland, ComputerTech

[12:03:29] Mikoolo It's probably a copy/paste considering the lack of spelling errors, teddybearcell.

[12:08:12] Mikoolo Yeah you don't want to get stabbed.

[12:08:54] Mikoolo Thats an axe, ComputerTech.

[12:57:33] Mikoolo Digital, sur?

[12:57:41] Mikoolo Second Life server?

[13:16:33] Mikoolo ComputerTech tbh you'd be the one making food in that relationship.

[13:17:25] Mikoolo esjay would giveyou irish sunglasses if you didn't cook it right ho, ComputerTech.

[13:19:37] Mikoolo Heres a guy with irish sunglasses https://i.imgur.com/K3VjoYh.jpeg incase no one knows what it is.

[13:20:44] Mikoolo I lost my irish sunglasses months ago, ComputerTech.

[13:20:58] Mikoolo The metal bit.

[13:22:08] Mikoolo Want to see a euwie pic I have not shown you yet ComputerTech?

[13:22:29] Mikoolo I take that as a no.

[13:25:20] Mikoolo I'm a lazy cook.

[13:25:39] Mikoolo I barely cook for myself. Boring an annoying. More fun to cook for others.

[13:25:58] Mikoolo s/cook/dock

[13:26:32] Mikoolo Make chewy food that sticks to the teeth and all, esjay.

[13:26:45] Mikoolo Forcing her to chew and sit at the table.

[13:27:57] Mikoolo ComputerTech, what music instrument does surgeons play?

[13:28:02] Mikoolo The organ.

[13:29:05] Mikoolo Still a long time left to may, Chiester.

[13:32:23] Mikoolo You should try that one day ComputerTech. So you can brag to your outher Peenscataryan friends.

[13:32:28] Mikoolo other*

[13:32:50] Mikoolo You should join your friends.

[13:33:06] Mikoolo I bet your mum eats a big fat juicy greasy burger sometimes, ComputerTech.

[13:33:37] Mikoolo I thought it was you and your brothers bothering your parents, ComputerTech.

[13:34:29] Mikoolo Lets eat a burger then so he can be sick, ComputerTech.

[13:34:31] Mikoolo :D

[13:34:58] Mikoolo Can I eat it infront of him?

[13:35:06] Mikoolo And go loudly and say MMMMMMmMMMMMmMmMmMmmmm

[13:35:37] Mikoolo The neighbours had a cow with one huge udder that his brother used to milk, ski.

[13:36:46] Mikoolo At the cow with the huge udder, ComputerTech?

[13:36:54] Mikoolo Yes

[13:37:03] Mikoolo Warhammer 40k, not Warhammer, Harzilein.

[13:37:22] Mikoolo Not trickery!

[13:38:09] Mikoolo If I never gave you the information about the sunset and sunrise before saying I'll provide you with all the alcohol you can drink then it would be trickery, ComputerTech.

[13:40:37] Mikoolo Why are you talking to eskimo when they haven't said anything in here for days, Harzilein?

[13:42:10] Mikoolo It's a habit of his.

[13:42:16] Mikoolo Don't pick it up.

[15:09:16] Mikoolo Hi miep.

[15:20:47] Mikoolo I heard you broke up with kimochi, miep. Hope you took fudge from him.

[15:22:40] Mikoolo I know. But you should have taken fudge from him.

[15:22:57] Mikoolo Claimed it as your property, liberated from the tyrant.

[15:23:38] Mikoolo True.

[15:23:50] Mikoolo Hows the dog you were training?

[15:23:58] Mikoolo Forgot that ones name.

[15:28:06] Mikoolo Oh yeah tinka.

[15:28:27] Mikoolo Big bro and his wife got a dog 2 years ago, miep. Wanna see her?

[15:29:06] Mikoolo miep https://i.imgur.com/5sjeOoR.jpg this is their dog. Took the pic after I got out from the hospital.

[15:29:42] Mikoolo Jämthund, AlterEgo_.

[15:29:46] Mikoolo Swedish Elkhound.

[15:29:56] Mikoolo She pays for her living.

[15:30:15] Mikoolo First elk/moose they shot for her https://i.imgur.com/tcIVvam.png

[15:31:14] Mikoolo And then Tinka gets into bed and wet cold noses wilma?

[15:32:47] Mikoolo Dogs are experts at reading body language and sense mood swings.

[15:34:01] Mikoolo When big bro's wife has covid their dog only left the bed to pee/poop and sometimes eat if she was starving too much.

[15:34:14] Mikoolo had*

[15:36:01] Mikoolo Was it hard to let go of Tinka?

[15:36:52] Mikoolo Thats ok.

[15:37:06] Mikoolo You're a proud mommy of a hard working daughter.

[15:39:00] Mikoolo The annoying ting with female dogs is that they get periods. Sis-in-law got like "panties" with place for a pad that the dog gets to wear indoors when she's in heat.

[15:40:34] Mikoolo And it's perfectly fine to talk about Tinka and that miep. I used to rule the channel with my talk about my accident last year.

[15:40:55] Mikoolo Yours is nice while mine is more like a horror story.

[15:41:35] Mikoolo Almost a month.

[15:42:03] Mikoolo Workplace accident.

[15:42:24] Mikoolo Got hit by a 1.4cm long metal wire that made me blind in the right eye and caused brain hemorraghe and is stuck in my brain now.

[15:43:47] Mikoolo They removed 50 fragments from my glasses from my eye and I had no pupil when I got into surgery.

[15:43:54] Mikoolo Yeah it's still in the brain.

[15:44:16] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg x-ray of it.

[15:44:48] Mikoolo I have no neurological issues and the doctors calls my case unique.

[15:45:09] Mikoolo The shittiest thing is that it doesn't pick up any of the local radio stations.

[15:45:30] Mikoolo I can see light and movement if it's really bright in the room or outside.

[15:45:50] Mikoolo Still got my real eye. This is what it looks like right now https://i.imgur.com/pOCoCT1.jpg

[15:46:13] Mikoolo It's filled with a silicone oil and I got stitches on the eyeball.

[15:46:23] Mikoolo It's .quote add

[15:46:59] Mikoolo That would be horrible, HelderHeid.

[15:47:37] Mikoolo Or imagine if it could connect to wifi networks and I don't have any anti virus software installed.

[15:48:04] Mikoolo They offered to do a second surgery but the chances that it would improve my sight was small and the improvement could be equally small.

[15:48:56] Mikoolo Yeah. Mostly if it's a pole like the stop button on the busses.

[15:49:09] Mikoolo Then my hand will miss it with a few cm.

[15:50:22] Mikoolo It's all about training.

[15:51:05] Mikoolo Same.

[15:51:15] Mikoolo Worst outcome would have been becoming a vegetable.

[15:51:59] Mikoolo Death is the better choice if it was between that and vegetable, imo.

[15:55:58] Mikoolo miep is a rizon oldie, h4.

[15:56:19] Mikoolo I've probably seen her here on rizon for like 5+ years now.

[16:10:31] Mikoolo Oh no. More germans that are too WW2 fanatic to fit in the german speaking channels :(

[16:26:27] Mikoolo You should watch Neuro-sama instead, Icedream.

[16:27:03] Mikoolo Did you see when she bypassed her word filter?

[16:27:37] Mikoolo Yeah.

[16:27:44] Mikoolo And it's reply "oops"

[16:34:14] Mikoolo It's the only food you get around here.

[16:39:23] Mikoolo Good that he ain't.

[16:39:31] Mikoolo Rizons nr 1 CCP official.

[16:43:31] Mikoolo Cocaine Cocaine Cocaine!

[16:50:33] Mikoolo I'd like to drink with ballmer, I bet he would have fun stories to say.

[16:54:19] Mikoolo Poor foxy.

[16:54:23] Mikoolo Flattened by a cow.

[16:54:51] Mikoolo Did you have shirako sushi, ComputerTech?

[16:55:20] Mikoolo You brought salsa to the sushi place?

[17:18:58] Mikoolo Sounds like suicide.

[17:19:09] Mikoolo More like suicide.

[17:21:06] Mikoolo Oh it's a mobility scooter.

[17:21:21] Mikoolo Thought you ment a e-scooter, foxy.

[18:04:00] Mikoolo Someone should do something about that spammy toddler ComputerTech.

[18:04:35] Mikoolo Did you try to be as charming as h4 to get foxy's attention, mrinfinity?

[18:07:20] Mikoolo He is.

[18:07:35] Mikoolo No Ice`.

[18:07:46] Mikoolo But you should see how jealous ComputerTech gets when h4 talks with me, Ice`.

[18:08:06] Mikoolo Thats not the right way to get a womans attention, mrinfinity.

[18:09:22] Mikoolo Now you're very rude with your implication of her profession, mrinfinity.

[18:10:11] Mikoolo I'll be happy when I see them.

[18:54:46] Mikoolo Thats because ComputerTech loves guys that gives him sexual attention, foxy.

[18:55:37] Mikoolo Gay people got gaydar, mrinfinity. They can identify gay people that haven't come out from the closet yet.

[19:16:18] Mikoolo You know someone is new on irc when they do !list instead for /list

[19:16:46] Mikoolo Didn't know that.

[19:17:00] Mikoolo I never used irc for warez tho.

[19:18:44] Mikoolo It's stuff you use when you eat, h4. Tableware.

[19:19:29] Mikoolo Congratulation into the 2000's millenia, h4!

[19:19:48] Mikoolo I got 1gbit but I have a 100mbit router :(

[19:20:05] Mikoolo 10mbit?

[19:21:36] Mikoolo D:

[19:25:37] Mikoolo .w

[19:44:43] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[19:45:51] Mikoolo 50 euro cent that is.

[19:46:50] Mikoolo No.

[19:47:10] Mikoolo Yeah. A 50 eurocent coint.

[19:57:46] Mikoolo He pays her 10€ / hour, Frogorg.

[19:58:09] Mikoolo This one brings fresh crabs with her, Frogorg.

[20:33:28] Mikoolo .w

[20:35:06] Mikoolo Jaha, socraticDev on suomalainen.

[20:35:41] Mikoolo Been there once or twice.

[20:35:48] Mikoolo To the waterpark.

[20:36:06] Mikoolo Also been to Vaasalandia a long long time ago.

[20:36:35] Mikoolo But that one is demolished now.

[20:41:10] Mikoolo Fail quote copy/paste.

[20:41:34] Mikoolo wof-- is there a wof++ ?

[20:42:45] Mikoolo HA ha HA? Ha! Ha-ha.

[20:42:59] Mikoolo Ok Mik00l0.

[20:46:51] Mikoolo He's doing nothing to them, asuka.

[20:47:13] Mikoolo He is doing absolutely nothing to them.

[20:47:54] Mikoolo He hasn't touched them since forever asuka. No one does maintenance on the guns, asuka.

[20:48:06] Mikoolo Faily copy/paste quote mrinfinity.

[20:48:21] Mikoolo You should learn to copy/paste better mrinfinity.

[20:49:21] Mikoolo Also, please don't change the topic so often, mrinfinity.

[20:51:13] Mikoolo You should say that to your soon to be husband and not to us, phonekait.

[21:50:16] Mikoolo People that put clothes on their pets are weird.

[21:51:34] Mikoolo Anyway, off to dreamland.

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