IRC Driven

[08:16:23] h4 people still use mirc?

[08:16:25] h4 what a shame

[08:49:33] h4 oh that guy

[08:49:45] h4 19

[08:49:59] h4 you should go and fuck yourself for that rudeness ComputerTech

[08:50:06] h4 should

[08:50:10] h4 old fart

[08:50:54] h4 v|g|LanT remember the 90s?

[08:51:01] h4 coming home from school

[08:51:05] h4 enjoying some pokémon

[08:51:17] h4 ComputerTech if you had any patience

[08:51:20] h4 you would have waited for more to come

[08:51:26] h4 instead of jumping in like a moron and talking shit

[08:51:27] h4 jfc

[08:51:58] h4 perhaps you also would have waited for more guys to cum

[08:52:01] h4 but that's your business

[08:52:14] h4 calm down lola

[08:52:37] h4 is it though?

[08:52:41] h4 that was her default comeback

[08:52:48] h4 it's not my fault you drop to her level

[08:53:18] h4 guess you are rolling with your own style of stupid comebacks then

[08:54:08] h4 I would love to continue earning some no u's from you

[08:54:12] h4 but I really gotta take a dump

[08:54:24] h4 necessity

[08:54:31] h4 you find enjoyment in that

[08:54:32] h4 ?

[08:54:37] h4 alright juest, you do you!

[08:59:40] h4 !bang

[09:51:31] h4 you can't just come in laughing like that

[09:51:56] h4 fuck him

[09:52:09] h4 probably dreaming

[09:52:14] h4 who was it then?

[09:52:31] h4 oh my

[09:52:39] h4 why would you even conerse with that fuckface?

[09:52:40] h4 :D

[09:52:44] h4 *converse

[09:53:01] h4 i hope you put him in his place

[09:53:52] h4 what about kangaroos?

[09:53:55] h4 are they walking too?

[09:53:57] h4 they got two legs

[10:00:06] h4 <~foxy> mezmur is an annoying simp that thinks he's white

[10:00:08] h4 he isn't?

[10:02:42] h4 what?

[10:08:29] h4 man you are old

[10:08:39] h4 that's just the attitude I'd expect of a 60 year old

[10:08:52] h4 psychiatry is bullshit, just clench your asscheeks and go on

[10:09:00] h4 I disagree, but hey

[10:11:02] h4 Mikoolo I don't do facebook

[10:11:14] h4 even going on that page feels like sticking my dick in some AIDS infested slut

[10:11:23] h4 nothing there for me to see

[10:11:28] h4 facebook is trash

[10:12:11] h4 dude Mikoolo

[10:12:15] h4 what's with the hate on Batmanhush?

[10:12:17] h4 he's cool

[10:12:21] h4 facebook is just shit

[10:12:27] h4 hence I won't go there :D

[10:13:27] h4 I don't think the hair is that cold

[10:13:59] h4 dude you're cool as vanilla ice

[10:14:43] h4 Mikoolo old people

[10:15:36] h4 lol

[10:15:40] h4 I read that as german as possible

[10:15:48] h4 with an O as on old

[10:38:30] h4 cause you masturbate too much

[10:38:32] h4 ruin your sleep

[10:38:45] h4 obviously not

[10:41:30] h4 also very unhealthy

[10:55:12] h4 great

[10:55:18] h4 it's 11:55

[10:55:21] h4 i am hungry too

[10:55:31] h4 calm down there catholic

[10:55:47] h4 excuse you?

[10:56:44] h4 pankakes as if the chicks notice

[10:57:07] h4 I always check out asses

[10:57:50] h4 right

[10:58:16] h4 ofc

[10:58:19] h4 what else can you do on a sunday?

[10:58:36] h4 you got leftover

[10:58:38] h4 what's there to cook?

[10:59:33] h4 pankakes still growing that ass or what?

[11:00:03] h4 oh my

[11:00:05] h4 please don't share pics

[11:01:37] h4 and rizon

[11:01:47] h4 it sure did

[11:03:06] h4 you sent them to a jew?

[11:03:12] h4 is that even allowed as a catholic?

[11:03:33] h4 understood ComputerTech

[11:03:34] h4 you are horny

[11:03:54] h4 as long as you don't fiddle with the rabbies

[11:04:12] h4 if you can convince the catholic priests that you are a minor

[11:04:16] h4 they might fiddle with you

[11:04:37] h4 .quote search catholic

[11:04:42] h4 .quote read 359

[11:04:47] h4 .quote read 378

[11:05:14] h4 ooooof

[11:05:15] h4 :D

[11:05:21] h4 this time you started it

[11:05:36] h4 you just want your turn on the bouncy castle

[11:05:40] h4 admit it

[11:11:31] h4 I feel like someone wants my attention

[11:11:40] h4 later Batmanhush o/

[11:12:17] h4 what's with the irish conflict in here?

[11:12:28] h4 well

[11:12:33] h4 he will die of prostate cancer

[11:12:59] h4 ye

[11:13:02] h4 you probably will

[11:13:12] h4 prostate cancer?

[11:13:16] h4 sorry to say

[11:13:18] h4 but you sound like idiots

[11:13:28] h4 having a doctor put something in your ass for health's sake

[11:13:30] h4 is totally fine

[11:14:14] h4 eww

[11:14:33] h4 pankakes it's not normal for guys to wonder what a finger in their ass would feel like

[11:14:45] h4 *butt

[11:14:57] h4 no

[11:15:06] h4 i have been to the ass doctor

[11:15:10] h4 and it was not pleasant at all

[11:15:18] h4 i felt violated despite knowing what's going to happen

[11:15:36] h4 he put in some tool to

[11:15:43] h4 never said that in english

[11:15:47] h4 hemorrhoids

[11:15:49] h4 when they get

[11:15:50] h4 verödet

[11:15:52] h4 .t de en veröden

[11:16:13] h4 my ass was hotter than ever

[11:16:25] h4 i was afraid I'd attract females by accident

[11:16:48] h4 lol

[11:17:01] h4 he stuck that shitty tool in there and told me to relax

[11:17:10] h4 so pankakes, in the name of all average guys like me

[11:17:16] h4 we don't like things up our asses

[11:17:19] h4 it's disturbing

[11:17:34] h4 I don't know man

[11:17:40] h4 following we're straight with a heart

[11:17:49] h4 no

[11:17:51] h4 it is ruined

[11:17:53] h4 you can't fix that

[11:18:00] h4 .quote search cheecks

[11:18:15] h4 lol bald fat man :D

[11:18:28] h4 pankakes you clearly haven#t seen my glorious cheeks

[11:20:15] h4 fuck formula 1

[11:20:20] h4 back in my days formula 1 was cool

[11:20:22] h4 now it's shit

[11:20:31] h4 the schumacher era was great

[11:20:44] h4 when BMW first got a team

[11:20:52] h4 with ralf schumacher and juan-pablo montoya

[11:20:56] h4 man montoya was a real threat

[11:21:04] h4 that guy knew how to drive and that bmw was unexpectedly good

[11:21:25] h4 schumacher had the best rivalries

[11:21:28] h4 mika häkkinen

[11:21:32] h4 damon hill

[11:21:37] h4 even jacques villeneuve

[11:21:40] h4 at some point at least

[11:21:56] h4 schumacher is a tax evading piece of shit

[11:22:07] h4 but you can't deny his talent and greatness when it comes to formula 1

[11:22:40] h4 pankakes you brits just go with your Nigel Mansell who was too fat for his McLaren cockpit and got a bigger model lol

[11:23:09] h4 so you must like sebastian vettel

[11:23:16] h4 didn't he win them their first couple of titles?

[11:23:27] h4 always hated vettel

[11:23:32] h4 but can'T deny his skill

[11:23:50] h4 Alonso was another one of schumachers rivals

[11:23:52] h4 for a season

[11:23:54] h4 also a great driver

[11:24:02] h4 alonso was an arrogant fuck back then

[11:24:06] h4 but still great driver

[11:24:18] h4 ye kimi was cool

[11:24:30] h4 over your mom too?

[11:24:45] h4 i'm afraid to meet ComputerTech irl

[11:24:48] h4 he seems to get in trouble a lot

[11:25:08] h4 he comes over as a total bitch

[11:25:13] h4 but keeps ending up in fights

[11:25:26] h4 Mikoolo that was always the plan

[11:25:41] h4 he fights his gay self

[11:25:47] h4 it's an internal struggle

[11:25:52] h4 ofc I do

[11:26:05] h4 were you gonna cover the costs otherwise?

[11:26:12] h4 you know I'm 34, not 19, right? :D

[11:26:20] h4 I also hate receiving gifts

[11:26:22] h4 of monetary value

[11:26:30] h4 puts pressure on me to return the favour

[11:26:42] h4 that cheap fuck

[11:27:12] h4 Mikoolo he just wants to act the rockefeller

[11:27:23] h4 impressing people with his parents money instead of his own though

[11:27:33] h4 seems so

[11:27:45] h4 you are not invited anyways pankakes

[11:27:48] h4 none of your business

[11:28:00] h4 omg

[11:28:06] h4 please feel free to join pankakes

[11:28:11] h4 had no idea this was a Pimmelparty

[11:28:12] h4 :D

[11:28:29] h4 Mikoolo we should cancel it

[11:28:40] h4 he keeps pointing out how it'S a male trip, boy trip

[11:28:43] h4 that freaks me out

[11:28:59] h4 no

[11:29:03] h4 we need it to fight the russians

[11:29:06] h4 once they are done with ukraine

[11:29:07] h4 !bang

[11:29:47] h4 bitch please

[11:29:51] h4 the poles have a lot of pride

[11:30:03] h4 I need to buy a hat then

[11:30:12] h4 pride in their nation you fucktwat

[11:30:26] h4 also calm your tits, male slut

[11:30:58] h4 brb gonna make some dinner

[11:31:04] h4 !bang

[11:31:10] h4 at 11:31

[11:31:11] h4 fail

[11:56:57] h4 sad?

[11:57:00] h4 i love sad people

[11:57:01] h4 who's down?

[15:31:49] h4 .quote read 875

[15:55:05] h4 who is miep?

[15:55:10] h4 already @?

[15:55:17] h4 ComputerTech probably knows him for all of five minutes already

[15:56:14] h4 I am unfamiliar

[16:44:00] h4 .yt developers song

[16:54:57] h4 you just had sushi?

[16:55:00] h4 you dog

[16:55:08] h4 thought she was asexual

[16:55:25] h4 oh no? Are you saying you wouldn't if she let you?

[16:56:01] h4 omg

[16:57:56] h4 !request kick ComputerTech to celebrate tjr's arrival

[16:58:13] h4 nice

[17:24:33] h4 oh my

[17:24:42] h4 that ComputerTech is kinda active today

[17:25:04] h4 ComputerTech: s/goat/goat,/

[17:29:51] h4 so Mikoolo

[17:29:59] h4 you probably watched the livestream about denmark, right?

[17:30:03] h4 some shit about a new king

[17:30:36] h4 ten thousands actually went on the street to hear that fucktwat speak?

[17:30:44] h4 the danes sure are weird

[17:30:55] h4 phonekait you are his date?

[17:31:04] h4 congrats ComputerTech

[17:31:10] h4 quite a lot of woman you get to date

[17:31:19] h4 <~ComputerTech> h4 lol no, mine is skinny and tall

[17:31:19] h4 ooof

[17:31:35] h4 alright, if you say so

[17:31:55] h4 i mean

[17:31:58] h4 at some point you were a fetus

[17:32:04] h4 and Don loses?

[17:32:06] h4 rip Don

[17:33:14] h4 i mean it's a 9 according to him

[17:33:18] h4 might be a 5 after all

[17:33:28] h4 also if she's a nice gal

[17:33:33] h4 who cares if she looks like a scarecrow?

[17:33:53] h4 nice tits

[17:34:02] h4 I'm sure she already loves to be reduced to her set of tits :D

[17:34:27] h4 yeah sharing pics would be a dick move imo

[17:34:36] h4 what honesty?

[17:34:39] h4 told her she had nice tits?

[17:34:51] h4 she must be shallow

[17:34:59] h4 go #computertech !!

[17:35:18] h4 wait a minute

[17:35:23] h4 she sent you a pic and then deleted it?

[17:35:30] h4 is this a thing nowadays?

[17:36:10] h4 answer me

[17:36:21] h4 who deleted the pic?

[17:36:23] h4 omg

[17:36:29] h4 at least on the client side it does

[17:36:40] h4 SMS forever!!

[17:36:54] h4 I mean I got signal too

[17:36:57] h4 but I don't really like it

[17:37:09] h4 it's the only way to keep in contact with normies

[17:37:35] h4 apparently it's too much to ask these days

[17:37:37] h4 to install conversations

[17:37:45] h4 enter whatever they like on some xmpp server

[17:37:50] h4 and remember what password they used

[17:38:01] h4 not that it's any more trouble than setting up crap like whatsapp

[17:38:17] h4 no

[17:38:25] h4 not with that nick over relay

[17:38:34] h4 tabcompletion does not work with relay shit

[17:38:40] h4 and i don't want to type your nick

[17:38:53] h4 ComputerTech wtf?

[17:38:57] h4 I don't touch my mouse

[17:39:04] h4 I use a tiling wm for a reason

[17:39:09] h4 pankakes nobody

[17:39:11] h4 go back to sleep

[17:39:20] h4 say hi to god from me o/

[17:39:39] h4 gypsy or person?

[17:39:44] h4 oh god, racism :O

[17:39:51] h4 oh wow

[17:39:53] h4 you're a racist too

[17:39:54] h4 :D

[17:40:06] h4 pankakes i hate newcomers

[17:40:37] h4 :O

[17:40:50] h4 pankakes ComputerTech is your #1 fan anyways

[17:40:57] h4 sure

[17:41:06] h4 you keep nagging her about being a fenian

[17:41:18] h4 and her belief in funny fantasy stories that don't add up

[17:43:15] h4 what kind of metal?

[17:43:26] h4 all of it?

[17:43:34] h4 you know

[17:43:41] h4 metallica and black sabbath are both heavy metal

[17:43:44] h4 but sound rather different to me

[17:43:51] h4 that status quo song is meh ComputerTech

[17:44:08] h4 ins't it a cover of creedence clearwater?

[17:44:21] h4 ofc it is

[17:44:22] h4 no

[17:44:26] h4 tina turner covered it too

[17:44:29] h4 Creedence Clearwater

[17:44:38] h4 fuck tina

[17:44:43] h4 Creedence Clearwater > tina

[17:44:52] h4 yes

[17:44:53] h4 + Revival

[17:45:07] h4 so ComputerTech

[17:45:14] h4 how dare you share a cover of a cover of a song?

[17:45:17] h4 I am offended

[17:45:51] h4 bad moon rising?

[17:46:21] h4 3 chords

[17:46:24] h4 for the song

[17:46:27] h4 that is quite doable

[17:46:28] h4 :D

[17:46:31] h4 even for beginners

[17:46:44] h4 I shall learn it too

[17:46:48] h4 I like the song after all

[17:47:03] h4 same

[17:47:07] h4 it's because we are limited humans

[17:47:09] h4 with small brains

[17:47:24] h4 it's also a matter of experience

[17:47:26] h4 do it often enough

[17:56:58] h4 what?

[17:57:06] h4 what an annoying twat

[17:57:10] h4 like chatting with 12 year olds

[17:57:13] h4 exactly

[18:51:09] h4 wait

[18:51:10] h4 Snew

[18:51:16] h4 you got akick in at least three channels i'm in

[18:51:20] h4 before I ever got to talk to you

[18:51:22] h4 why is that?

[18:52:02] h4 I am not allowed to advertise other channels

[18:52:23] h4 but in at least two foxy added it

[18:52:39] h4 and she is usually right about these things

[18:52:55] h4 so how did you earn those akicks snew?

[18:53:33] h4 oh there's a clue

[18:53:35] h4 how dare you pm me?

[18:53:59] h4 so snew is actually one of the undesirables?

[18:54:21] h4 but ComputerTech? :D

[18:54:29] h4 he is also the reason this chronic cunt keeps coming back

[18:55:23] h4 !bang

[18:55:24] h4 !bang

[18:55:26] h4 !reload

[18:55:27] h4 !bang

[18:55:31] h4 fuck Quotes

[18:55:32] h4 wth?

[18:55:46] h4 .quote random

[18:56:13] h4 #yxof

[18:56:18] h4 which do you think?

[18:58:51] h4 did you ever dox someone?

[19:01:23] h4 why?

[19:01:28] h4 huge dickmove

[19:01:39] h4 I don't appreciate people who dox others in here

[19:01:53] h4 glad she ain't here then

[19:06:28] h4 mrinfinity I like your ideas

[19:06:35] h4 jitsi > discord

[19:06:44] h4 especially since it's FOSS and can be selfhosted

[19:07:02] h4 Icedream it's really old

[19:07:05] h4 I remember their weird java client :D

[19:07:09] h4 it worked

[19:07:10] h4 but oof

[19:07:16] h4 based on xmpp back then

[19:07:24] h4 could be used for videochat with every capable xmpp server

[19:07:32] h4 no clue

[19:07:48] h4 mrinfinity he told jmjl to set one up

[19:07:54] h4 so it's in capable hands

[19:18:17] h4 right

[19:18:18] h4 me neither

[19:18:24] h4 I don't even know what warez are

[19:19:05] h4 Icedream internet? In Germany? In 2023?

[19:19:06] h4 please

[19:19:11] h4 we just discovered DSL

[19:19:16] h4 ADSL that is

[19:19:34] h4 I atcually got ~1100MBit/s :P

[19:20:00] h4 you wouldn't believe my amazing upload rate though

[19:20:04] h4 sit down for this one

[19:20:10] h4 53 MBit/s!!

[19:20:17] h4 it would be 2 MBit/s, but I pay an additional 2€ a month :D

[19:21:16] h4 oh

[19:21:22] h4 it's 57MBit/s!!!

[19:21:26] h4 the future is now!

[19:21:46] h4 and only 652MBit/s on that hetzner serve at https://librespeed.org

[19:22:21] h4 ne Sander

[19:22:24] h4 einfach mal ruhig jetzt

[19:23:45] h4 Sander MBit and MiB

[19:23:52] h4 eww

[19:24:03] h4 Mebibyte is an abomination

[19:24:18] h4 MilliBytes

[19:24:25] h4 CentiBytes

[19:24:49] h4 i smell funny

[19:24:53] h4 I'm gonna take a shower

[19:24:54] h4 o/

[19:38:59] h4 Sander nice upload

[19:39:01] h4 but weak download

[19:44:18] h4 Herr Frogorg

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