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[00:12:19] Syndus Is it as warm as Helen Hunt's vagina?

[00:13:08] Syndus Or more like 👍 Helena Bonham Carter tonton wontons?

[00:14:06] Syndus Those will never keep you warm

[00:14:39] Syndus Drink piss

[00:15:04] Syndus #derpaderhurder

[00:15:37] Syndus Wait do r drunk that one

[00:15:46] Syndus Don't * drink

[00:15:52] Syndus Sorry

[00:15:57] Syndus No I don't drink

[00:16:10] Syndus I was typing one handed

[00:16:29] Syndus Lol

[00:33:46] Syndus You have swollen parrots all over your lady partz

[02:20:27] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/RYt8vi9A/1000002693.jpg

[02:30:01] Syndus Inderdeednerpendants

[02:31:30] Syndus Depends on the dependants pendants and pedestrians pedantic pendulums

[02:33:38] Syndus The penultimate penalty for pickling a pious papist with a purple porpoise

[02:36:11] Syndus pancakes pandora is phonekait 's puke for Pyotr

[02:36:19] Syndus Pewpew

[02:37:06] Syndus No, there is another

[02:37:23] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/XYN59cXx/1705545439145.gif

[02:37:52] Syndus Did you feel anything twitch?

[02:39:17] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/QfC64IZ7/1705545548776.gif

[02:40:07] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/TRkt3CoT/1705545603132.gif

[02:52:01] Syndus Sheep shagging potato munching midget waking up in the pig pen again...

[02:52:37] Syndus ComputerTech blows goats

[02:53:19] Syndus $tell ComputerTech have fun bud but not too much

[03:06:08] Syndus Schmaaaaagooooorf

[03:26:04] Syndus Pin the quail on the bong key?

[03:26:12] Syndus The gecks a bong key?

[03:26:21] Syndus Dooooooonkeeeeey

[03:26:35] Syndus Pin the tail on the donkey

[03:27:39] Syndus Sounds delicious

[03:28:07] Syndus I had beans

[03:39:52] Syndus You sound like rocco

[05:09:07] Syndus Try turning them on and off again

[06:41:48] Syndus No

[06:41:59] Syndus NO YOURE DOING OT WRONG!

[06:42:07] Syndus Noooo!

[06:42:20] Syndus You didn't listen!!!

[06:42:32] Syndus We're all fuckin dead!

[06:42:41] Syndus You shot the golden duck!

[06:42:54] Syndus Quickly robert,

[06:43:01] Syndus We have to do something

[06:43:54] Syndus TheFatherMind: would you like to buy some shrimp?

[06:44:31] Syndus These are some delicious tastes shrimp man, none of which I've licked

[06:44:53] Syndus Do you have any idea what I'm on about dude?

[06:45:10] Syndus I was hoping you've seen the click once upon a time

[06:45:15] Syndus Cloak*

[06:45:44] Syndus .yt the cloak filmcow

[06:45:57] Syndus TheFatherMind: watch that please

[06:46:53] Syndus Since you're not doing anything but looking for daffy with midas-tinnitus

[06:47:00] Syndus ......

[06:47:02] Syndus .....

[06:47:12] Syndus Hi

[06:47:37] Syndus Lol

[06:47:41] Syndus Really

[06:48:28] Syndus I've unironically watched most of charmed because of shit sleepless mornings on the couch in my life lol

[06:48:56] Syndus About the only time I watch cable I'm reaaaaally shitty

[06:49:14] Syndus In a bad way, and zombie tired

[06:50:21] Syndus Aw bummer

[06:50:27] Syndus It is kind of old

[06:50:37] Syndus I like it because I saw it new

[06:51:04] Syndus More importantly the disembodied head of Robert Mitcham

[06:51:56] Syndus He says this phrase, and screams the second half like 11:42 PM <TheFatherMind> I mean... WHAAATTTT?????

[06:52:09] Syndus That's why I wanted you to watch it lol

[06:53:18] Syndus I meant the cloak new, not charmed but yeah

[06:53:48] Syndus Those girls were def pretty, and the hand spaz they do for spells cracks me up

[06:53:58] Syndus Then run away

[06:54:44] Syndus Protect the baby!

[06:55:24] Syndus Luke what

[06:55:31] Syndus Like*

[06:55:54] Syndus Ah neat

[06:56:23] Syndus Cool

[06:59:04] Syndus Esjay

[06:59:07] Syndus Hypothetical

[06:59:10] Syndus For you

[06:59:59] Syndus Say you're given the task of executing someone a lot of people want to die, but you can never know what they did.

[07:00:08] Syndus Would you

[07:00:51] Syndus Speaking of Dr who

[07:00:58] Syndus Like the forget button

[07:01:08] Syndus I suppose

[07:01:19] Syndus Same

[07:02:03] Syndus I was watching something earlier, got me thinking about our vague notion and novelty of a the grim reaper

[07:02:16] Syndus If you take away the vanity

[07:02:23] Syndus .....sorry

[07:02:39] Syndus Nvm

[07:04:16] Syndus Yeah

[07:04:40] Syndus Move. Change, instead of stagnation soured and postponed by law

[07:05:03] Syndus Thar stuff is fascinating to me

[07:05:55] Syndus How quickly it changes and cycles

[07:06:13] Syndus But it all halts sometimes

[07:06:29] Syndus Because one smug prick won't fuck off already

[07:18:38] Syndus Laters

[07:22:08] Syndus Hold your breath

[07:22:40] Syndus Pickle

[07:23:04] Syndus Panic at the disco

[07:23:21] Syndus Panik at the petrol

[07:23:35] Syndus No snap

[07:23:39] Syndus Lol

[07:24:14] Syndus I had a dream I was a pirate once

[07:24:46] Syndus Yar

[07:25:29] Syndus Esjay you ready to laugh yourself to bed?

[07:26:01] Syndus Sometimes when I read your text like a mix of attenburough and a posh Laura croft

[07:26:19] Syndus I say it out loud and had no idea I could

[07:26:26] Syndus .....lol

[07:26:58] Syndus No hope?

[07:27:19] Syndus Ehhhhh

[07:27:38] Syndus Ok

[07:28:17] Syndus No

[07:28:29] Syndus Next

[07:28:57] Syndus Lol

[07:29:28] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/iiXTe32h/1705562962747.gif

[07:30:28] Syndus Just twice esjay

[07:30:55] Syndus And it was in the dumpster on trash day

[07:31:32] Syndus Yeah, moist

[07:32:41] Syndus Have you tried perking off with Duncan hienz cake batter?

[07:32:50] Syndus It's soooooo moist bro!

[07:33:08] Syndus Ok fine make a cake dildo

[07:33:11] Syndus Idc

[07:33:28] Syndus I'm being cakey

[07:33:52] Syndus Lolol

[07:34:13] Syndus I am the swimming goddess panik

[07:34:26] Syndus My heart is one with the earth

[07:35:13] Syndus It was grimmy

[07:35:45] Syndus ...

[07:36:11] Syndus Lolololol

[07:36:14] Syndus XD

[07:36:49] Syndus In*

[07:37:02] Syndus I have special needs

[07:37:10] Syndus I have webbed toes

[07:37:25] Syndus I can't get the correct fitting with a slip on

[07:37:55] Syndus Uhmmmm

[07:39:11] Syndus (🔎 MST3K MYSTERY-athon 🔍

[07:39:11] Syndus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdYpnFn3jbU

[07:39:18] Syndus Panik ^^^^

[07:39:44] Syndus If you're trying to unwind, i like getting stoned and watching those sometimes

[07:40:07] Syndus Preganamant?!?@

[07:40:22] Syndus U get pregantee?

[07:40:34] Syndus Luigi boards

[07:41:04] Syndus !bang

[07:41:25] Syndus Lol inb4 it's rob Schneider

[07:43:33] Syndus O I miss those

[07:43:52] Syndus I had a pers eruption once

[07:44:05] Syndus Dude would you quit

[07:44:26] Syndus You ain't got to lie to kick it craaaaaig

[07:52:06] Syndus I was waiting for you to say you're a free bleeder that enjoys water birthing and boiling it with the placenta for consumption

[07:54:47] Syndus WHAT

[07:55:46] Syndus Go back to bed and dream of sweaty pirates esjay

[07:56:16] Syndus More like Sloth

[07:56:23] Syndus Lol

[07:56:31] Syndus Sloth love chunk

[07:58:59] Syndus Aggressively passionate sex?

[08:01:43] Syndus Two penises

[08:03:04] Syndus Panik, wanna rub wieners together in bucket soft butter sticks and cocoa powder, and have the local wildlife luck it off, while we're high on painkillers and coke?

[08:03:29] Syndus Awesome, pick ya up at 7

[08:03:57] Syndus Tell your dad to have money for me when I get thete

[08:04:00] Syndus There*

[08:07:44] Syndus Cricket is...

[08:08:49] Syndus I was trying to invite back

[08:08:57] Syndus So am i

[08:31:52] Syndus Patricide is the only cure

[08:32:39] Syndus Just the rusty ones

[08:33:09] Syndus I can't have grapefruits

[08:33:24] Syndus Bring variety to your fruit bowl

[08:34:47] Syndus Hey bro, wanna come over, drink some natty ice, play GameCube, and touch eachother deeply

[08:35:02] Syndus I sprayed a whole can of axe on this dildo

[08:35:58] Syndus .yt the dangers of bro rape psa

[08:36:10] Syndus It's a phone #

[08:36:14] Syndus Lol

[08:37:33] Syndus That reminds me, Mikoolo I finally checked out chainsaw man

[08:37:47] Syndus Glad I did

[08:38:19] Syndus No

[08:38:26] Syndus Just reminded me

[08:39:41] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/yGB9n0Zh/doom+dildo+.png

[08:43:21] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/P5i7jJAF/chainsaw-man-anime.mp4

[08:45:25] Syndus I just had a sausage with chilli on it

[08:45:34] Syndus Chilli dog wtv

[08:45:45] Syndus Im prob going to bed soon too

[08:46:10] Syndus I haven't eaten a chilli dog in years

[08:46:14] Syndus :D

[08:46:20] Syndus Sounded good

[08:58:34] Syndus ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: I'm very hurt

[09:00:22] Syndus My coworkers beat me viciously, called me little baby, broke pencils, took my Microsoft dinosaur cd, and cut me up all over my body, kicked me in the groin and bonked me on the head, pushed me down the stairs, and then my shoes fell off!

[09:00:50] Syndus Lol it's the jerky boys dude

[09:01:03] Syndus It's old

[09:01:40] Syndus Not those Jerry boys

[09:01:44] Syndus Jerky*

[09:02:44] Syndus .yt Jerky boys dinosaur cd

[09:19:30] Syndus Mmmm

[09:22:29] Syndus There's a fruit partying my mouth

[09:22:45] Syndus And everyone is throwing up

[09:23:06] Syndus I dunno

[09:24:05] Syndus I'm laying in bed listening to yt vids

[09:24:17] Syndus Just finished a bowl

[09:25:16] Syndus Much better

[09:27:13] Syndus vk2bio, one time I ate secan pandies with the smushing pampkins

[09:28:26] Syndus And then we watched a football game collide really fast and become one team called the indianapple bay cackers

[09:30:57] Syndus 2

[09:33:59] Syndus Do you think Coldplay will eventually have a four concert reunion tour on golf courses called the foreplay tour?

[09:34:15] Syndus No?

[09:34:18] Syndus Good

[09:36:26] Syndus Oldplay

[09:36:44] Syndus Puddle of Dudd

[09:37:41] Syndus Aerobicyclesmith

[09:38:29] Syndus I'm making up band names

[09:38:38] Syndus Try talking to me asshole

[09:38:46] Syndus Geez

[09:39:08] Syndus Idc what you think though

[09:39:14] Syndus Or who that is

[09:39:27] Syndus You should be slapped

[09:39:36] Syndus Sloppy slap alots

[09:54:00] Syndus ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[09:54:25] Syndus My time has come and so i face the final curtain

[09:54:56] Syndus By curtain I mean the blanket at my feet when I fart, nighterz

[09:55:22] Syndus Ol blue eyes

[09:55:28] Syndus Later

[09:56:01] Syndus .yt angry beavers up all night

[09:56:08] Syndus Parting gifts

[10:45:42] Syndus peorth https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/trb80hY6/1705574730979.gif

[10:47:17] Syndus That must of hurt

[10:48:14] Syndus I meant the cuming home part

[10:49:27] Syndus !beavis

[10:49:44] Syndus !bwooooo

[10:50:33] Syndus I'm 100% packed with peanuts

[10:50:43] Syndus I really satisfy

[10:52:01] Syndus Snickers

[10:52:14] Syndus I couldn't sleep

[10:52:33] Syndus Reading a damn candy wrapper. Listening to steam out my window

[11:00:56] Syndus !bwaa

[11:01:16] Syndus !big bang attack

[11:01:26] Syndus !final flash

[11:01:34] Syndus !burning finger

[11:01:50] Syndus !nosey twat

[11:04:00] Syndus No you'd just be fuckin lonely

[11:04:17] Syndus They'd die as soon as you get to know them

[11:04:40] Syndus But I have 40 seasons

[11:04:52] Syndus You get...3 of ng

[11:05:02] Syndus Lol

[11:06:27] Syndus Pankake bukkake

[11:07:29] Syndus Ihok

[11:08:20] Syndus 🫛

[11:08:39] Syndus 🥕

[11:09:16] Syndus Cherry...

[11:09:22] Syndus Another cherry

[11:09:26] Syndus ..ooooooh

[11:09:42] Syndus ....grandma shitting in the dark

[11:09:46] Syndus Bah

[11:09:54] Syndus I always lose these

[11:10:55] Syndus But I'm not schizophrenic nor do i take thorasine

[11:11:00] Syndus You are a punk

[11:11:24] Syndus Shaddup with your mook

[11:12:04] Syndus Lazy bastard

[11:12:18] Syndus This is why you don't have kids

[11:12:33] Syndus Lol

[11:12:57] Syndus Fair

[11:13:07] Syndus My dad was black too

[11:13:37] Syndus Release the sphincter a tad princess

[11:13:53] Syndus Just a little bit

[11:34:18] Syndus Lactic acid buildup in your back is the worst

[11:37:39] Syndus I just assumed he meant his runs looked amazing

[11:38:11] Syndus In 5k

[11:38:14] Syndus ....

[11:39:30] Syndus I heard a cash register in Switzerland had to be reset once on the 2000 switch

[11:39:39] Syndus Spooky shit

[11:40:35] Syndus Go open the store, Randal

[11:44:59] Syndus Gavin and Dan?

[11:45:33] Syndus Ah

[11:46:34] Syndus Irish I rocked a back extension way too hard last month

[11:47:11] Syndus That build up. I was rolling across the edge of an arm rest trying to massage it out

[11:47:44] Syndus And it mostly came out in my intestines

[11:48:13] Syndus I wasn't taking recovery

[11:48:30] Syndus Then would slam diet stuff

[11:48:56] Syndus Not enough water

[11:49:04] Syndus It sucked

[11:49:42] Syndus But to join you in your revelry

[11:50:06] Syndus I can do it at quite the angle now laying down

[11:50:12] Syndus ^_^

[11:54:03] Syndus I'm aiming for control

[11:54:22] Syndus Posture for the most part

[12:07:20] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/q50JFIOs/1000002704.jpg

[12:09:27] Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/UDcQbbGS/1000002706.jpg

[20:03:39] Syndus Sane you say

[22:31:15] Syndus It smells like old feet and balls in this room

[22:33:00] Syndus Now it smells like hampster farts and wet aids

[22:33:39] Syndus Panik you...you sound like you smell like pralines and dick

[22:34:01] Syndus I want to make an ice cream of that

[22:34:24] Syndus Hi mad

[22:34:33] Syndus Get glad foxy

[22:35:10] Syndus ComputerTech I want to fist fuck your asshole....but in like a totally non gay way dude

[22:35:21] Syndus XD

[22:36:18] Syndus I'm trying to sound like that dude from orgazmo, ct

[22:36:29] Syndus Clam yo tits

[22:37:27] Syndus That's no lady

[22:37:35] Syndus That's godzilla

[22:43:23] Syndus Had to restart my laundry

[22:43:29] Syndus Power went out

[23:25:27] Syndus Powers out again

[23:25:40] Syndus Two towns blackout

[23:26:16] Syndus It's times like this I miss mushies

[23:28:13] Syndus I was outside walking to the store and everywhere lost power

[23:29:00] Syndus Eye

[23:29:33] Syndus Congratz

[23:44:53] Syndus Ppl misuse that word as often as literally

[23:45:46] Syndus Nauseous things nauseate you therefor you are nauseated not Nauseous

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