IRC Driven

[06:38:45] h4 Panik loves stitches in his ass

[06:38:50] h4 but only if they're biiiiiiig

[06:40:25] h4 Neo_Nemesis: I'm afraid to admit this

[06:40:29] h4 but...I got a job :'(

[06:41:48] h4 Panik is probably just an iteration of chronic

[06:42:25] h4 does it offend you?

[06:42:50] h4 no definitely chronic

[06:43:02] h4 !bang

[06:43:05] h4 !shop 4

[06:43:07] h4 !bang

[06:43:10] h4 you cunt!

[06:43:17] h4 not even explosive ammo

[06:43:19] h4 oh

[06:43:21] h4 nvm

[06:43:37] h4 does not even answer! Clearly I'm playing against his script again

[06:43:53] h4 well yes

[06:44:04] h4 Panik is the cunt

[06:44:09] h4 because that's very likely chronic

[06:52:22] h4 Panik: please just stay away chronic

[06:52:36] h4 we don't want you around here and are tired of banning you over and over again

[07:01:46] h4 I'm not gonna ban you

[07:01:51] h4 I asked you to leave if you are chronic

[07:02:09] h4 still not convinced

[07:02:15] h4 but as long as you don't annoy like he does

[07:02:17] h4 fine by me

[07:02:58] h4 also dropping names like chronic, invictus and rockho really does not speak in your favour :D

[07:04:11] h4 you are looking for a moral highground?

[07:05:15] h4 if you told me to suck your dick

[07:05:17] h4 that could happen

[07:06:05] h4 instead of arguing the point

[07:06:11] h4 why don't you just act as normal as you can?

[07:07:27] h4 lol mrinfinity :D

[07:12:22] h4 hey ADMIRAL_DEBRIS o/

[07:13:36] h4 ah yes :P

[07:13:54] h4 your problem clearly is TheFatherMind

[07:13:56] h4 !topduck

[07:14:13] h4 !shop 15 TheFatherMind

[07:27:37] h4 hey Ice` o/

[07:27:43] h4 how's paris? Burning again?

[08:58:22] h4 80xp

[08:58:24] h4 for a duck

[08:58:29] h4 that's rather expensive

[08:58:41] h4 I mean with four-leaf clover you get what? 13xp out of it?

[08:58:46] h4 40xp if it's a golden duck

[08:58:56] h4 hunting just isn't worth it anymore

[08:59:00] h4 if I can't buy stuff from it

[08:59:02] h4 !bang

[08:59:05] h4 !reload

[08:59:16] h4 !shop 15 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[08:59:18] h4 oh I'm ready

[08:59:22] h4 !!

[08:59:25] h4 !shop 14 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[08:59:30] h4 yes!!

[08:59:53] h4 goddamn noob!

[09:00:07] h4 !shop 16 KurtGodel

[09:00:25] h4 nice nipples dude

[09:00:40] h4 I mean you do need to change your clothes

[09:00:42] h4 just not ye

[09:00:44] h4 t

[09:00:54] h4 ok i'm gonna go for groceries now

[09:00:58] h4 !shop 14 KurtGodel

[09:01:00] h4 have a nice one o/

[09:01:31] h4 that's a waste really

[09:01:33] h4 !bang

[09:01:36] h4 !reload

[09:01:50] h4 17 can be fixed with a shot

[09:01:55] h4 that jams

[09:02:40] h4 you dare talk smack about a triple a game like duckhunt!?

[09:03:26] h4 so where is your duck?

[09:03:45] h4 it has been five minutes already

[09:04:05] h4 you need to hunt more in #gk franstam :D

[09:04:08] h4 you fell two ducks behind me

[09:04:16] h4 :O

[09:04:28] h4 I'm flattered

[09:04:30] h4 I think

[09:04:39] h4 it wasn't a hostile lick

[09:04:52] h4 that might have been hostile :D

[09:05:11] h4 congrats :)

[09:05:18] h4 how does it feel?

[09:06:16] h4 KurtGodel: that's ok

[09:06:22] h4 given how we fucked up the planet and still doing it

[09:06:30] h4 you are doing your species a kindness

[09:06:52] h4 vk2bio: that's the spirit!

[09:06:54] h4 !bang

[09:06:56] h4 !bang

[09:06:58] h4 !bang

[09:07:00] h4 !bang

[09:07:05] h4 !bang

[09:07:12] h4 whoa

[09:07:18] h4 where is my trigger lock all of a sudden? :D

[09:07:36] h4 because you gave up

[09:07:38] h4 the ducks noticed

[09:07:50] h4 KurtGodel: s/level noob/noob level/

[09:08:25] h4 no I did not ask why it isn't working

[09:08:31] h4 i asked why the trigger lock isn't working anymore

[09:08:34] h4 keep up vk2bio

[09:08:40] h4 tz tz

[09:08:44] h4 flooding again?

[09:08:47] h4 !duckstats franstam

[09:09:03] h4 it's nsfw

[09:09:05] h4 I can't click it

[09:09:10] h4 also twimg? Yuck!

[09:09:33] h4 please stop doing that pomf

[09:09:42] h4 you will only get idiots like chronic to think i'm female

[09:09:54] h4 then his small brain gets flooded with things he does not understand

[09:09:59] h4 and he keeps trying to get into my panties

[09:10:57] h4 and I don't know if he ever talked to a real life woman

[09:11:09] h4 but I have a hard time he gets anywhere with the brainfarts he keeps producing

[09:11:13] h4 *+thinking

[09:11:27] h4 s/thinking/believing/

[09:12:04] h4 sometimes

[09:13:02] h4 absolutely!

[09:13:18] h4 pomf when he failed to best me in a battle of the wits

[09:17:12] h4 Herr Mikoolo

[10:04:03] h4 laser eye would be cool

[10:14:05] h4 !bang

[10:47:21] h4 huh

[10:47:28] h4 are you ever gonna get a job again Mikoolo ?

[10:47:36] h4 you are around at times when I can't participate

[10:47:44] h4 as what?

[10:48:14] h4 thought that was ComputerTech

[10:48:23] h4 ha

[10:48:35] h4 da kann man theoretisch ja mehrere Briefbeschwerer draus machen

[10:48:41] h4 how come foxy?

[10:48:48] h4 underwhelming performance?

[10:48:54] h4 he wrote me he finished elitepaste the other day

[10:48:58] h4 and was quite proud of it

[10:49:06] h4 he called it stable

[10:49:13] h4 lol

[10:49:33] h4 hasn't pushed any changes

[10:49:37] h4 so I can't comment on any of it

[10:50:09] h4 and paste.computertech.co is still privatebin

[10:50:25] h4 he probably just forked it

[10:50:28] h4 replaced the disclaimer

[10:50:31] h4 and called it a day

[10:50:55] h4 oh

[10:50:57] h4 $time

[10:51:04] h4 but that is wrong :O

[10:51:07] h4 it's 11:50 for me

[10:51:18] h4 how to set it?

[10:52:45] h4 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: I dislike that they wrote RAID in all caps

[10:52:53] h4 that is a different RAID for me

[10:54:48] h4 $ssetz CET

[10:54:54] h4 $ssettz CET

[10:55:05] h4 oh

[10:55:07] h4 that

[10:55:12] h4 $ssettz Europe/Berlin

[10:55:20] h4 goddamn it

[10:55:22] h4 $settz Europe/Berlin

[10:55:24] h4 :D

[10:56:00] h4 indeed

[10:56:05] h4 $flip

[10:56:12] h4 $slap ComputerTech

[10:56:23] h4 I'm hungry too

[10:56:28] h4 but I got another meeting in an hour

[10:56:38] h4 something totally optional that could have been a mail

[10:56:41] h4 as usual

[10:56:51] h4 Sander: eeeewwww!

[10:56:53] h4 get it out of here

[10:57:03] h4 probably soaked in magners now

[10:57:12] h4 burn it with fire

[10:57:15] h4 there is no fixing that

[10:59:41] h4 $uptime

[10:59:43] h4 oh

[10:59:45] h4 it's the bot

[10:59:50] h4 thought it tracked how long I've been here

[11:00:11] h4 so foxy

[11:00:17] h4 when will Mikoolo start his new job with you?

[11:00:28] h4 can he work remote or will he move to the US?

[11:00:39] h4 hush Mikoolo, I'm getting you one right now

[11:00:53] h4 you may have to move Mikoolo

[11:00:58] h4 but that's no problem, right?

[11:01:01] h4 it's for work after all

[11:01:29] h4 then you'd have to make your employer move to germany

[11:04:42] h4 Mikoolo: given that my Behörde is looking for personnel

[11:04:52] h4 you'd have to speak C-Level german at least

[11:04:59] h4 also no vtubers allowed

[11:05:45] h4 probably insufficient

[11:05:52] h4 english actually won't help you either

[11:05:55] h4 it's a Behörde after all

[11:06:06] h4 like any of those clowns spoke anything better than fifth grade english

[11:06:24] h4 astoundingly

[11:06:39] h4 I know so many germans my age whose english is pathetic

[11:07:02] h4 good dubs too

[11:07:14] h4 but the people who were raised in east germany speak some russian

[11:09:03] h4 !bang

[11:09:05] h4 !bang

[11:09:34] h4 Mikoolo: no unlike most dubs the german ones are kinda good

[11:09:45] h4 you only really notice if you started watching stuff in english

[11:09:58] h4 if you never done that you won't even notice it's dubbed

[11:10:03] h4 very high quality

[11:21:53] h4 try watching jackie chan movies then

[11:21:59] h4 the older ones

[11:22:07] h4 the german dubs are quite okay for that

[11:22:17] h4 the english dubs aren't much better tbh

[11:22:20] h4 and my chinese is inexistent

[11:23:08] h4 hardly a movie worth paying attention to subtitles for the entire thing

[11:23:24] h4 I consume it while doing something else

[11:23:30] h4 so audio I can actually understand is a must

[11:23:57] h4 plus the sound quality of the original chinese audio is shitty

[11:24:03] h4 the german dubs have a much better quality

[11:38:59] h4 haha

[11:39:05] h4 right up his alley then

[11:40:05] h4 make america green again

[11:50:11] h4 !bang

[11:54:54] h4 greetings Number1Stunna

[12:43:55] h4 if it makes you feel any better

[12:44:00] h4 I'd be tanked by a tenth of that

[12:44:14] h4 I can however do 31km on my bicycle

[12:44:26] h4 takes me 75 min perhaps

[12:44:48] h4 gravel bike, not a real racing bike

[12:45:16] h4 if you keep talking about running

[12:45:18] h4 you make me wanna do it

[12:45:45] h4 not heavy thuogh

[12:45:47] h4 <15kg

[12:46:03] h4 i think my 29" mtb is 14,4kg

[12:46:08] h4 the gravel bike is definitely lighter

[12:47:12] h4 these 29" MTBs are fucking awesome

[12:47:26] h4 cost me 370€ back when I bought it

[12:47:41] h4 gotta fix it now, needs a new rear wheel

[12:47:43] h4 but still

[12:48:07] h4 that depends

[12:48:27] h4 the further you ride into rural areas

[12:48:52] h4 at some point there are either no bike lanes or they require a mtb because the roots of the trees are fucking the lane up

[12:49:05] h4 no hooks I know of :D

[12:50:34] h4 but weather has been shit for some time now

[12:50:37] h4 rain, snow, storm

[12:50:44] h4 everything between -10°C and +10°C

[12:51:15] h4 stop trying to be a smartass again Mikoolo

[12:51:29] h4 I wanted to say it does not suit you

[15:01:21] h4 !bang

[15:01:24] h4 !reload

[15:01:26] h4 !bang

[15:03:55] h4 hey

[15:04:01] h4 what gives?

[15:04:16] h4 where elitepaste?

[15:10:10] h4 btw ComputerTech

[15:10:22] h4 I think I'm the reason Zack never returned here

[15:10:36] h4 he wrote this in #chat the other day without me even so much as acknowledging him

[15:10:38] h4 Clive_Rosfield │ Have a good night everybody... except for h4... have a bad night h4.

[15:10:40] h4 :D

[15:14:51] h4 I'm trying my best :D

[15:49:29] h4 who cares about crap apps on play store?

[15:49:32] h4 ComputerTech's shit is FOSS

[15:49:46] h4 that crap on the playstore is probably filled with ads and tracking

[15:54:04] h4 she is not prussian

[15:54:06] h4 she is a filthy brit

[15:54:14] h4 not a drop of prussian blood in her

[15:54:46] h4 alright, calm your tits englishwoman!

[15:55:25] h4 you what?

[15:55:35] h4 she has more access than me, ComputerTech!?

[15:55:45] h4 guess #computertech is done for me then

[15:55:52] h4 this is beyond insulting

[15:56:42] h4 I demand immediate action!

[15:56:47] h4 :D

[15:56:55] h4 equal?

[15:57:00] h4 that means neither of us can kick the other anymore

[15:57:11] h4 buzzkill

[15:57:18] h4 try me pankakes

[15:57:21] h4 kick me!

[15:57:32] h4 rude

[15:57:37] h4 now I can kick her but she can't kick me?

[15:57:46] h4 you got an admirer pankakes

[15:57:59] h4 now I can't kick her any longer?

[15:58:05] h4 you should switch those daily

[15:58:07] h4 to increase the fun

[15:58:18] h4 :D

[15:58:23] h4 so who can kick hwo?

[15:58:27] h4 .k pankakes

[15:58:29] h4 .k h4 fuck you

[15:58:51] h4 what?

[15:58:53] h4 .k pankakes

[15:58:57] h4 rude ComputerTech

[15:59:04] h4 .k mrinfinity

[15:59:18] h4 .k pankakes

[15:59:22] h4 works for me

[15:59:35] h4 aww

[15:59:43] h4 but tomorrow you'll change that again ComputerTech ?

[15:59:50] h4 then on friday I get to be the kicker

[16:00:08] h4 sometimes this channel does feel like a kindergarten

[16:00:25] h4 but wait

[16:00:33] h4 does that mean pankakes can now kick Mikoolo around?

[16:00:36] h4 that might be dangerous

[16:00:47] h4 not sure if you can trust her

[16:00:51] h4 she is from south ireland

[16:00:56] h4 yes

[16:01:02] h4 better talk about that privately

[16:01:15] h4 :D

[16:01:24] h4 we are trying to work out ways to approach you

[16:01:27] h4 he wants into your panties

[16:01:31] h4 and I just want to get along with you

[16:01:54] h4 .k mrinfinity behave

[16:02:09] h4 what?

[16:02:13] h4 he was mean

[16:02:17] h4 yes

[16:02:20] h4 I felt offended

[16:03:06] h4 how is your mom not approaching kaits size?

[16:03:23] h4 mrinfinity: behave

[16:03:27] h4 that's no way to talk about someone's mother

[16:03:33] h4 so cheating

[16:03:35] h4 that does it

[16:03:43] h4 pankakes: can you help him out with that?

[16:03:51] h4 i'm horny too but you don't see me acting like an idiot

[16:04:39] h4 who?

[16:04:44] h4 I have seen her

[16:04:51] h4 mrinfinity: not bad

[16:04:57] h4 not many people these days will understand that

[16:05:14] h4 no

[16:05:31] h4 mrinfinity is just full of shit

[16:05:42] h4 pankakes: what am I in for if I try anyways?

[16:06:54] h4 not really

[16:07:04] h4 milkers sounds degrading

[16:07:09] h4 you should respect women a bit more

[16:07:15] h4 even if you only get to hang around with the likes of pankakes

[16:08:08] h4 &pankakes │ h4 I’ll help you rn dw

[16:08:10] h4 hold on

[16:08:14] h4 were you coming on to me?

[16:10:23] h4 I'm a bit slow

[16:10:49] h4 well said deadly

[16:10:52] h4 mrinfinity talks shit

[16:10:57] h4 and deadly just tells him to fuck off

[16:11:05] h4 .k deadly stop being a dick

[16:11:09] h4 der Hurensohn

[16:11:45] h4 mrinfinity: you are just the kindest person

[16:12:59] h4 Mikoolo: well you have seen deadlys face

[16:13:01] h4 if you looked like that

[16:13:03] h4 you'd be mad as well

[16:13:17] h4 pankakes

[16:13:19] h4 what's with the picture?

[16:13:28] h4 i expect pictures from irc to expose filthy apartments

[16:13:31] h4 and dirty kitchens

[16:13:41] h4 Mikoolo: he is ugly inside :D

[16:14:33] h4 based

[16:14:38] h4 had that when I still lived with my parents

[16:14:55] h4 was a really great deal for 150€ month while studying

[16:15:10] h4 pankakes: can you move in with your dad?

[16:15:18] h4 I mean if he's in jail

[16:15:22] h4 they don't have spare rooms, right?

[16:16:57] h4 "found"?

[16:17:08] h4 was I lost again?

[16:18:47] h4 see pankakes

[16:18:52] h4 that#s what an IRC pic has to look like

[16:18:56] h4 look at that filthy controller

[16:18:58] h4 yuck!!

[16:19:03] h4 but

[16:19:05] h4 deez nutz

[16:19:30] h4 yeah

[16:19:32] h4 those are great

[16:19:38] h4 but every time I buy them I snack too many

[16:19:43] h4 and get mean stomach aches

[16:19:51] h4 .t en de mulch

[16:19:53] h4 what?

[16:19:56] h4 .u mulch

[16:20:01] h4 for real?

[16:20:09] h4 nope

[16:20:16] h4 plants have a hard life around me

[16:20:19] h4 I try my best

[16:20:23] h4 but they keep getting worse

[16:21:18] h4 no thank you

[16:21:26] h4 I will now take a ride on my bike

[16:21:28] h4 despite there being storm

[16:21:39] h4 .w hamburg

[16:21:43] h4 warm here too

[16:21:47] h4 which is why it's stormy

[16:21:56] h4 it was cold as tits

[16:22:00] h4 then all of a sudden almost 10°C

[16:22:11] h4 these temperatures collide and BAM

[16:22:13] h4 storm

[16:23:35] h4 but that would be even worse for my plan of riding bike after dropping something

[16:26:18] h4 prove it

[16:26:41] h4 no let her break rizon

[16:26:48] h4 she will join forces with daddy

[16:26:51] h4 and call it RIZON BREAK

[16:26:53] h4 :D

[16:27:02] h4 !bang

[16:27:22] h4 bitch please

[16:27:24] h4 hold it yourself

[16:29:35] h4 ComputerTech: for real?

[16:29:59] h4 rough upbringing

[16:30:02] h4 no wonder you guys are that damaged

[18:51:10] h4 what?

[18:51:12] h4 Herr Frogorg

[18:52:22] h4 phew

[18:52:30] h4 since when are hats disallowed? :/

[18:54:20] h4 you could courtsie

[18:54:23] h4 .t en de courtsie

[18:54:25] h4 no

[18:54:30] h4 what is it when you take a slight bow

[18:54:34] h4 ?

[18:54:44] h4 eww

[18:54:47] h4 that thing was in your ear

[18:54:50] h4 take it away from me

[18:54:54] h4 wth is wrong with you?? >:-(

[18:55:17] h4 disgusting!

[18:55:53] h4 thx Harzilein

[18:56:08] h4 immune to what?

[18:56:13] h4 I just rode my bike for 11km

[18:56:17] h4 it was kinda stormy

[18:56:19] h4 but fun

[18:56:32] h4 24

[18:56:44] h4 no

[18:56:55] h4 only from 6 to 21

[18:56:57] h4 wait

[18:56:59] h4 is it only 21?

[18:57:12] h4 so 6, 9, 12, 15, 18 and 21

[18:57:17] h4 bitch please

[18:57:21] h4 I maintain that motherfucker

[18:57:32] h4 there is no 24th

[18:57:38] h4 the one side only goes to 7

[18:57:40] h4 must be 21

[18:57:53] h4 have not changed the chain since I got it

[18:57:58] h4 and I bought it 2021

[18:58:06] h4 and have since been riding that thing for >1500km

[18:58:12] h4 it's a gravel bike

[18:58:18] h4 GIANT Roam something

[18:58:20] h4 2.5?

[18:58:23] h4 $g giant roam 2.5

[18:58:30] h4 this was 299€ brand new ;)

[18:58:50] h4 sure the breaks were those chinese thingies

[18:58:53] h4 tekla or whatever

[18:59:01] h4 they work out fine and there are shops who have those

[18:59:15] h4 the Ghost 29" MTB has Shimano breaks

[18:59:21] h4 even easier to get parts for

[18:59:28] h4 so far I changed the front brakes on the bike

[18:59:38] h4 and that's about it

[18:59:43] h4 .t de en entlüften

[18:59:47] h4 i vented the break too ofc

[18:59:49] h4 hey foxy o/

[18:59:53] h4 oh yeah

[18:59:55] h4 tyres ofc

[19:00:04] h4 those are normal things you change regularly enough

[19:00:11] h4 the first set of wheels were like slicks :D

[19:00:15] h4 after I was done with them

[19:00:31] h4 .t de en fahrradschlauch

[19:00:37] h4 no

[19:00:40] h4 e-bikes are for pussies

[19:00:53] h4 you will get so much stamina and awesome legs and ass when you just use your own power

[19:01:14] h4 riding a lot of bike helped me drop those 32kg

[19:01:25] h4 roughly 130km a week

[19:01:37] h4 same here

[19:01:41] h4 still I tried those things

[19:01:44] h4 it's way too effortless

[19:01:52] h4 you only got the motion

[19:01:59] h4 you barely need any power in your legs

[19:02:17] h4 you wouldn't catch me on that :D

[19:02:38] h4 https://s3.ap-south-1.amazonaws.com/choosemybicycle/images/reviews/giant-roam-2-disc-2019.jpg

[19:02:41] h4 this is the bike I have

[19:02:43] h4 only in black and red

[19:02:53] h4 that thing is fun

[19:02:57] h4 light, fast

[19:03:07] h4 Mikoolo: you got me beat

[19:03:20] h4 hold on, my longest distance in one trip was in denmark

[19:03:22] h4 lemme check

[19:04:52] h4 36km Mikoolo

[19:04:57] h4 was my farthest

[19:05:06] h4 that was shit though

[19:05:19] h4 half of the way the navigation told me was not even made for bikes

[19:05:27] h4 at one time i had to cross grassland

[19:05:30] h4 between some fields

[19:05:41] h4 and since it was on the coast

[19:05:45] h4 i had constant wind in my face

[19:05:48] h4 real pain in the ass

[19:05:53] h4 i was so happy when i arrived

[19:06:03] h4 also my smartphone for navigation was at 1% :D

[19:06:06] h4 when I arrived

[19:06:52] h4 https://images.mtbiker.sk/bazar/big/20180726_150703_HDR_5b59e69007146.jpg

[19:06:54] h4 also got this bike

[19:06:57] h4 that's not my photo

[19:07:03] h4 I don't know what kind of giant rides this

[19:07:11] h4 that saddle is way too far up

[19:07:22] h4 this is also a great bike for long distances

[19:07:24] h4 and for offroading

[19:07:59] h4 oh I know worse

[19:08:05] h4 after 10km you don't feel your dick anymore

[19:08:08] h4 or your left nut

[19:08:14] h4 then you stop sitting and drive standing

[19:08:23] h4 while trying to shake some blood into your extremities

[19:08:28] h4 only happened on that ghsot bike though :D

[19:08:47] h4 do you have any idea how weird it feels if you can't feel your dick anymore?

[19:08:54] h4 i hated every second of it

[19:09:03] h4 I bet I'm shooting blanks because of that

[19:09:29] h4 well as long as I'm still shooting

[19:09:44] h4 I got two nieces

[19:09:46] h4 that's enough

[19:09:50] h4 they will get all the good influence from me :D

[19:09:59] h4 having my own kid would only show that kid the bad sides as well

[19:10:04] h4 then it will be like me

[19:10:07] h4 a charming asshole

[19:10:35] h4 well I'm not the worst influence

[19:10:40] h4 you shut up realanon89

[19:10:47] h4 back into your basement!

[19:10:55] h4 well a breathing hole

[19:11:12] h4 oh

[19:11:14] h4 a vent

[19:11:29] h4 they only do that to monkeys

[19:11:31] h4 and only asians

[19:11:44] h4 asians do it literally

[19:11:54] h4 never seen it?

[19:12:01] h4 the animal gets fixated in the middle of the table

[19:12:08] h4 lemme see if i can find one of those tables

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