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[17:05:52] Fensta errr ty, i'll drink anythin with alcohol in it

[17:06:09] Fensta hellooo h4, nah not really

[17:06:42] Fensta not much of a kicker

[17:06:52] Fensta peace

[17:07:42] Fensta deadly isn't here, nobody else i wanna punch

[17:08:43] Fensta his rudeness is his charm

[17:10:29] Fensta it's an english thing, to have banter and call people stupid stuff for a laugh

[17:10:38] Fensta don't think it comes across well on irc

[17:10:57] Fensta nah , there are worse words :P

[17:11:04] Fensta anyway, he's alive and doing well

[17:11:24] Fensta oossibly he wasn't drunk enough

[17:11:30] Fensta anyway

[17:11:40] Fensta let him talk for himself, when next here

[17:12:20] Fensta lol

[17:12:48] Fensta put him on ignore if you cant be arsed with him

[17:13:03] Fensta k

[17:13:22] Fensta wouldn't worry

[17:13:57] Fensta just say no

[17:14:13] Fensta no ?

[17:14:53] Fensta ah that, ok

[17:15:02] Fensta :)

[17:18:12] Fensta i don't drink tea or coffee :)

[17:18:18] Fensta i'm not human

[17:18:57] Fensta fu , i drink cider. the proper english drink

[17:20:19] Fensta fuckers, thought it was a cornwall / devon origin

[17:21:17] Fensta i think we invented Mead

[17:21:37] Fensta how dare you, we would never sink so low as to eat french food

[17:22:01] Fensta did vikings have apples to make cider

[17:22:11] Fensta english orchards are a thing

[17:22:20] Fensta mead is honey

[17:22:33] Fensta oh, u meant that, my bad

[17:22:59] Fensta sigh, did we invent anything :/

[17:23:47] Fensta nice

[17:24:10] Fensta and abba

[17:25:26] Fensta \o/

[17:25:44] Fensta industrial revolution was englands time to shine

[17:29:39] Fensta i relate Jax, smoke one and listen to some good music

[17:29:53] Fensta ello hot

[17:30:37] Fensta 4700 is not bad at all

[17:30:56] Fensta hang in there

[17:32:07] Fensta to be fair that would depress most people :)

[17:32:31] Fensta stop putting your foot in your mouth zero

[17:32:39] Fensta tell her what she wants to hear for an easy life

[17:33:31] Fensta walk in front of a bus while looking at your phone

[17:34:51] Fensta i assume you will feel better in a while, dunno how long it will take but don' t make any major decisions when depressed, wait n see

[17:35:32] Fensta i've researched it zero

[17:35:43] Fensta there isn't really one

[17:35:52] Fensta no perfect way out

[17:36:24] Fensta lol mikoo

[17:36:59] Fensta life iunsurance pays on most things other than suicide

[17:37:43] Fensta there was a bunch of people from a small town in usa that all chopped off an arm to claim insurance

[17:37:57] Fensta the investigator noted "weird how they all cut off their left arm"

[17:38:14] Fensta "ccidentally"

[17:38:16] Fensta a

[17:38:34] Fensta ppl dont wanna cut off the hand they jack it with

[17:39:03] Fensta cya jax, hope shit improves for ya

[17:39:26] Fensta i plan on taking a heroin overdose when i'm old

[17:39:34] Fensta just cos i've always wanted to try it

[17:39:56] Fensta might as well try it on your deathbed or just before

[17:40:20] Fensta oook i'l be there with a video camera mikoo

[17:40:29] Fensta that will be some niche porn :)

[17:40:55] Fensta you have strange friends btw

[17:42:12] Fensta an episode of CSI had some dude try to do what you are saying Zero. He tied a gun to some helium balloons and shot himself in the head. the balloons took the gun away from the scene so it would look like murder, not suicide

[17:42:16] Fensta but they found the gun :/

[17:42:45] Fensta electrocution works

[17:42:51] Fensta easy to die in the home

[17:43:08] Fensta yeh it's not ideal

[17:43:20] Fensta lol spike

[17:43:41] Fensta cut your break line

[17:43:47] Fensta drive into whatever you want

[17:43:52] Fensta will look like the car failed

[17:44:28] Fensta how much money you need not to die ?

[17:44:35] Fensta like would a few thousand do it

[17:45:00] Fensta it is for some ppl , lots kill themselves because of debt

[17:45:48] Fensta life is hard no doubt, would medication help you?

[17:46:08] Fensta jesus died at 32, he got lucky

[17:46:13] Fensta bailed out early

[17:46:44] Fensta never thought i'd live past 30, just had an instinct i'd die young. i'm fuckin 52 now, it's shit

[17:47:08] Fensta life will make u live till 100 just to be annoyin

[17:47:45] Fensta luckily for jesus, the life after death is utter bullshit and he didnt rise again

[17:47:50] Fensta unless ur a religious lunatic

[17:48:14] Fensta thats so metal

[17:48:41] Fensta jesus was doing devil horns on the cross

[17:48:47] Fensta \m/

[17:50:50] Fensta join the army, you'll be dead quickly

[17:51:43] Fensta can do suicide painless, but its hard to make it look like an accident

[17:52:32] Fensta do you have the balls to step off a tall building , it's mad hard if you over think it

[17:52:49] Fensta natural survival instinct kicks in , afraid of heights etc

[17:53:18] Fensta your insurance policy sure sounds fussy

[17:53:45] Fensta you could o/d on heroin / fent in england and the insurance would pay out

[17:53:52] Fensta maybe move to england to do it

[17:54:22] Fensta i hear that but i'm sure they pay out on anythin other than obvious suicide

[17:54:40] Fensta overdose on heroin isn't suicide here, it's an accident

[17:54:50] Fensta i think

[17:55:22] Fensta well , how would they know u did it intentionally

[17:56:24] Fensta 600k is enough :P

[17:56:33] Fensta greedy

[17:57:12] Fensta 600 is plenty unless you want them to live in bel air

[17:58:31] Fensta go to compton and shout "niggers!" at the top of your voice

[17:59:12] Fensta if you are white, it should result in you being murdered

[17:59:17] Fensta if yours black, wouldnt work

[17:59:31] Fensta ok forget that then

[17:59:48] Fensta goto prison and call the biggest baddest person a pussy

[18:00:02] Fensta next day ur neck is cut

[18:00:16] Fensta lol mikko

[18:00:21] Fensta thats a bit extreme

[18:00:38] Fensta no shit h4 :)

[18:01:24] Fensta move to sweden and get killed by a male reindeer in mating season

[18:01:46] Fensta it would be nature man

[18:03:44] Fensta well , this conversation is depressing

[18:04:06] Fensta i'm on the highest dose of anti depressants, they dont work :P

[18:04:24] Fensta curiously that doesnt help me zero

[18:04:43] Fensta ok now its annoying, stop it :)

[18:04:53] Fensta ty :)

[18:05:32] Fensta lol aye , think was aimed at you

[18:06:21] Fensta ya never hate someone as much as one you loved

[18:06:36] Fensta good movie zero, i dug it a lot

[18:07:02] Fensta don't listen to mikoolo he's clearly a hentai fan

[18:07:50] Fensta i fear your wank sessions mikooo

[18:07:56] Fensta fear of the dark

[18:08:57] Fensta as an adult , i don';t get it

[18:09:05] Fensta when young , i prolly woulda got a boner

[18:09:55] Fensta the trick is to wait for someone else to click it , let them need to bleach their brain and save your own

[18:10:07] Fensta that's standard pankakes

[18:10:19] Fensta been there, done that

[18:10:28] Fensta ;)

[18:10:33] Fensta you aint got big enough tits

[18:10:38] Fensta i wouldn't do ya

[18:10:51] Fensta sooooo

[18:11:03] Fensta i dont mind old, i am

[18:11:12] Fensta but i like chubby women

[18:11:39] Fensta u have the porn pics h4 ?

[18:11:54] Fensta you weirdo spike

[18:12:42] Fensta its not an insult, i find women that aren't skinny really attractive

[18:12:52] Fensta its quicker to type chubby tho

[18:13:30] Fensta eat !

[18:13:45] Fensta i insist nobody in this channel is allowed to be thin/ skinny

[18:14:22] Fensta thick thighs are goooood

[18:14:49] Fensta when you say hate you mean love, its ok, we understand

[18:15:16] Fensta lol h4 , you are smooth with women

[18:15:35] Fensta yeh

[18:15:47] Fensta bbw .....

[18:16:50] Fensta hate changing sheets, makes me hot n bothered

[18:17:06] Fensta yeh its a chore man

[18:17:12] Fensta the duvet part

[18:18:13] Fensta try using a vacuum cleaner syndus, not your bare hands.....

[18:19:04] Fensta get a new job man

[18:19:36] Fensta that sounds like innuendo barbie.......

[18:19:47] Fensta maybe english humour :/

[18:20:14] Fensta haha ooooooo k

[18:21:08] Fensta only did that with skyrim

[18:22:04] Fensta you are definitely ocd or a plushy carpet perv

[18:22:16] Fensta the smell of new carpet on the other hand.......

[18:22:19] Fensta niiiiiiice

[18:23:13] Fensta should be cheap , who the fuck would wanna live in that cold place

[18:23:34] Fensta hehe yeh, pays more

[18:24:21] Fensta are you a vampire

[18:24:29] Fensta blood stuff isnt it ?

[18:24:56] Fensta :[....

[18:25:33] Fensta the sun burns his skin

[18:26:27] Fensta the perfect mix for a vampire

[18:26:35] Fensta a french or italian accent

[18:26:46] Fensta to seduce women

[18:28:46] Fensta looks like my old skyrim

[18:28:57] Fensta had a 100+ mods running on it

[18:29:31] Fensta i dont play skyrim or any pc games anymore tho :P

[18:36:18] Fensta amen to potatoes

[18:36:25] Fensta all hail

[18:53:03] Fensta i dont need your civil war, it feeds the rich whilst it buries the poor

[18:54:07] Fensta thats the only ver :)

[18:55:21] Fensta wtf are you on about, beatles didn't write this :)

[18:59:33] Fensta elloo

[19:08:57] Fensta this sure beats the earlier conversations

[19:09:19] Fensta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epYKVcHrVr0

[19:09:24] Fensta \m/

[19:11:50] Fensta american shit

[19:12:10] Fensta live somewhere else, it's less stupid

[19:12:25] Fensta no you're not , you're hawaiin :P

[19:12:31] Fensta thats much cooler

[19:13:04] Fensta :)

[19:13:28] Fensta there aint much else worse

[19:13:49] Fensta funny bone on elbow comes close, hate that feeling when ya bang it on somethin

[19:14:57] Fensta yeehaw

[19:15:25] Fensta the cowboy hats are bad enough

[19:15:46] Fensta i liked florida when it travelled around it

[19:15:53] Fensta it=i

[19:17:34] Fensta i really liked fort myers, rented a house on the beachfront. real chilled place

[19:18:15] Fensta rip

[19:18:33] Fensta why is butter so expensive

[19:18:51] Fensta :)

[19:19:14] Fensta ello computey tech

[19:19:30] Fensta it's definitely whiny day

[19:20:01] Fensta thats a long time to be eating, you fat fucker

[19:22:33] Fensta you haven't been doing IRC properly if you aren't tired as fuck

[19:22:47] Fensta eyes should be stinging

[19:23:54] Fensta maybe that only happens to stoned people...

[19:24:42] Fensta :P

[19:36:24] Fensta i thought i was ComputerTech's girlfriend :(

[19:36:45] Fensta \o

[19:48:32] Fensta agreed

[19:48:52] Fensta u lightweight deadly

[19:49:04] Fensta drugs make you cool

[19:49:44] Fensta they needy your money

[19:50:26] Fensta women need sex too, dont make out like it's only us who want it

[19:50:39] Fensta pesky women

[19:51:02] Fensta they are fiendish

[19:53:19] Fensta cam girl ?

[19:54:34] Fensta i find salvation in alcohol, try it

[19:55:54] Fensta don't diss the fat ones, curves

[19:57:00] Fensta cry into this small jar so i can sell those tears to someone who gives a fuck

[19:57:39] Fensta .kick pankakes don't mention that shit time of year ,it's over

[19:57:54] Fensta tis like pankakes

[19:58:19] Fensta has tits like pankakes

[19:58:47] Fensta i doubt it pankakes :)

[19:59:31] Fensta or steal em from a graveyard

[20:54:34] Fensta you gotta think outside the box to get inside the box

[20:54:50] Fensta ...

[20:56:59] Fensta not that there's anything wrong with that

[21:13:17] Fensta welcome my son, welcome to the......

[21:19:32] Fensta sooo

[21:20:59] Fensta are you being forced to listen to status quo ? cruel punishment

[21:28:26] Fensta gnite ya big girls blouse

[21:28:28] Fensta doh

[21:30:23] Fensta is that the jared leto band song pankakes

[21:30:30] Fensta sounds familiar

[21:30:43] Fensta thats it :)

[21:30:53] Fensta good song

[21:33:07] Fensta do not attempt anything, it's too much fuckin effort

[21:45:47] Fensta why have you !

[21:45:50] Fensta in your heart

[22:03:34] Fensta it's all shit compared to a cheeseburger

[22:04:21] Fensta booo, give me a decent one instead

[22:05:03] Fensta everywhere else is nicer than mc d's

[22:05:41] Fensta fair enough :P

[22:06:03] Fensta can you ban yourself from this channel.....

[22:06:19] Fensta grrr :)

[22:07:01] Fensta i wish for peace n happiness to everyone on the planet

[22:07:38] Fensta ii wanted to wish for a ferrari but decided not to be selfish

[22:08:11] Fensta arnold didnt like it in total recall, his face nearly exploded

[22:10:11] Fensta ty, i'll add it to my cider :)

[22:10:51] Fensta original gold

[22:11:05] Fensta strongbow

[22:11:16] Fensta rub your own lamp u perv

[22:12:19] Fensta oh how it burns

[22:17:47] Fensta Psycho and Psychic are 2 different things Barbie

[22:18:26] Fensta or The Rapist without Therapist

[22:19:02] Fensta if they are human, they are crazy

[22:19:11] Fensta nobody gets out of this shit alive

[22:20:03] Fensta i have a cunning plan.....

[22:25:19] Fensta hate my case, it's so fiddly

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