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Thursday, January 25, 2024

[17:29:47] Zero My wife was no longer receiving bonding benefits from work

[17:29:48] Zero Didn't know that

[17:29:50] Zero She quit her job also

[17:29:59] Zero She's going to transition into in home support services for my uncle

[17:30:06] Zero It pays like $4700/mo with no taxes

[17:30:14] Zero But that process isn't done yet

[17:30:20] Zero So broke cuz I'm paying for everything

[17:31:19] Zero yea its less than what I make but would still be game changing

[17:31:26] Zero She could pay our rent and both our car notes

[17:31:48] Zero She's mentally unstable, if I killed myself she'd probably kill herself too

[17:31:52] Zero Or go into deep deep depression

[17:32:08] Zero She never wants to entertain the conversation "What if we broke up"

[17:32:22] Zero She does not believe there are more fish in the sea

[17:32:44] Zero We'd send my daughter to my sister

[17:32:50] Zero I made my sister my backup for my life insurance

[17:32:59] Zero If I make it look like an accident, she'll get something like $1.6m

[17:33:09] Zero How do I make a shotgun look like an accident hmmm

[17:33:29] Zero Drowning can always look like an accident but that shit's too painful for me

[17:33:35] Zero I wanted to go with shotgun because it's quick and painless

[17:33:51] Zero Nah I don't think accidental death insurance covers death by misadventure

[17:34:06] Zero That's still death by misadventure

[17:34:12] Zero And therefore probably wouldn't be covered

[17:34:13] Zero hi Hotties

[17:35:00] Zero Hotties: Broke

[17:35:13] Zero I want a painless way out that would look like an accident

[17:35:27] Zero Mikoolo: Death isn't guaranteed and probably not painless

[17:36:04] Zero I make too much to be broke it actually makes no sense to me

[17:36:08] Zero I should sell my investments

[17:36:12] Zero But I won't

[17:36:29] Zero Pretty sure homicide isn't covered by accidental death insurance

[17:36:34] Zero Whether it was an accident or not

[17:36:57] Zero Mine itw

[17:36:59] Zero btw

[17:37:04] Zero Is accidental death & dismemberment

[17:37:11] Zero So I could lose an arm and also get a payout

[17:37:24] Zero I don't want to live without my limbs tho

[17:37:39] Zero I like walking

[17:37:51] Zero Well

[17:37:55] Zero It's accidental dismemberment

[17:37:59] Zero So it would need to be an accident obv

[17:38:37] Zero I wanted to die while high but I feel like if I get high and die in any accident, they'll use drugs in my system as an excuse to not pay out

[17:38:53] Zero I'd totally die of a fentynl overdose

[17:38:56] Zero Just to see what it's like

[17:39:02] Zero Can't spell GOD without OD

[17:40:12] Zero You don't want to live til 90?

[17:41:14] Zero esjay: What's the best way for me to kill myself and make it look like an accident

[17:41:22] Zero I think we've already settled on death by misadventure being out

[17:41:29] Zero Since I don't think AD&D insurance will pay out for that kind of accident

[17:41:57] Zero But it also can't be painful

[17:42:00] Zero That sounds painful as fuck

[17:42:18] Zero If she'll have you

[17:42:32] Zero Maybe I can accidentally slip off of a bridge

[17:42:43] Zero But how the fuck do I make that look like an accident and not like negligence

[17:42:47] Zero I'll have to slip cartoon style

[17:42:52] Zero And stumble

[17:43:01] Zero Electrocution is also painful and death is not guaranteed

[17:43:11] Zero Higher voltage electrocution would be death by misadventure

[17:43:17] Zero Since I'd have to be somewhere I shouldn't e

[17:43:18] Zero be*

[17:43:32] Zero Driving off a cliff

[17:43:36] Zero Doesn't guarantee immediate death

[17:43:36] Zero damnit

[17:43:53] Zero esjay: Because it is my human right to die

[17:44:13] Zero .kb mikoolo

[17:44:22] Zero [09:44] -Rizon- Mikoolo matches an except on #computertech and cannot be banned until the except have been removed.

[17:44:39] Zero esjay: Why does everyone assume a single thing drives a desire to die

[17:44:51] Zero Perhaps one has completed everything they wanted to accomplish in life

[17:44:55] Zero And are now ready to go

[17:45:06] Zero I have reproduced

[17:45:13] Zero I made lots of friends

[17:45:23] Zero My legacy will live on through them all

[17:45:32] Zero What type of behavior

[17:45:40] Zero I should die at my peak

[17:45:46] Zero I'm at my peak!

[17:45:58] Zero My peak!

[17:46:05] Zero Dying at 35 is the cool thing to do these days

[17:46:13] Zero ^

[17:46:28] Zero The homeboy Jesus was even younger than me

[17:47:34] Zero esjay: He 100% had a choice

[17:47:54] Zero Remember "one of you will betray me"

[17:47:59] Zero He knew his death was imminent

[17:50:39] Zero Death by misadventure

[17:50:46] Zero Basically a risk taken voluntarily

[17:50:56] Zero The risk being that I did not confirm the gun was empty before cleaning it

[17:51:40] Zero Falling from a high place is the only way I can think to do it

[17:51:56] Zero A high place where people are allowed to be

[17:52:23] Zero True

[17:52:27] Zero I was thinking of sky terraces

[17:52:30] Zero On top of sky scrapers

[17:52:39] Zero But those all have super tall plexiglass

[17:52:52] Zero I can't have drugs in my system

[17:52:58] Zero That'll probably disqualify me immediately

[17:53:16] Zero I think having drugs in your system and then dying by accident will make it death by misadventure regardless of the means

[17:53:47] Zero Life insurance and AD&D insurance is the same globally

[17:53:48] Zero lol

[17:53:54] Zero They all will do anything in their power to not pay out

[17:54:04] Zero It's not an American thing

[17:54:19] Zero I don't know of any countries that have life insurance that will pay out for a suicide, for example

[17:54:38] Zero Death by misadventure is seen in the same bucket as suicide

[17:54:51] Zero While your death wasn't intentional, you did nothing to prevent it

[17:55:03] Zero Overdose on heroin isn't suicide anywhere unless you do it intentionally

[17:55:07] Zero It's death by misadventure

[17:55:28] Zero Keep in mind

[17:55:35] Zero Life insurance will pay out for death by misadventure

[17:55:45] Zero But accidental death & dismemberment will not

[17:55:49] Zero That's the important part!

[17:56:03] Zero I think my life insurance is only like $600k

[17:56:08] Zero But my AD&D is over $1m

[17:56:18] Zero The goal is to get both

[17:56:47] Zero Obv the goal is to leave my family with as much as possible

[17:56:49] Zero So they're well taken care of

[17:56:53] Zero $600k not enough

[17:56:58] Zero That's like a shitty house around here

[17:57:28] Zero bel air you're looking at like 30m+

[17:57:30] Zero pls

[17:57:45] Zero I just saw a 1 bed 1 bath listed up the street for $860k

[17:58:12] Zero Yes

[17:58:13] Zero LA

[17:58:51] Zero How would that work

[17:59:13] Zero Gangs aren't really a thing like they were in the 90s

[17:59:19] Zero Fensta: >if you were white

[17:59:24] Zero I am not white

[17:59:56] Zero I'm black

[18:00:02] Zero A.) Not an accident

[18:00:06] Zero B.) Not painless

[18:00:24] Zero Mikoolo: AD&D wouldn't cover that

[18:00:26] Zero That's illness

[18:02:58] Zero I've already said of a way I can

[18:03:01] Zero Falling from a high place

[18:03:04] Zero Where people are allowed to be

[18:03:17] Zero Like a mountain road

[18:03:28] Zero I'll tell someone to drive a little erradically around the corner

[18:03:31] Zero And I'll dive out of the way

[18:03:33] Zero Right off of a cliff

[18:03:34] Zero Head first

[18:03:45] Zero I have a script that will do that

[18:03:50] Zero Stop being depressed

[18:06:16] Zero What did you guys think of Alita Battle Angel

[18:06:20] Zero The live action movie

[18:06:50] Zero .kb Mikoolo

[18:07:33] Zero Mikoolo: It was pretty good

[18:07:43] Zero One of the better live action anime movies

[18:08:31] Zero .yt anime thighs

[18:08:35] Zero ^

[18:09:25] Zero weeaboos?

[18:09:28] Zero filthy frank?

[18:09:49] Zero Disregard Spike

[18:09:56] Zero Porn is a nice supplement to geetting laid

[18:10:06] Zero Also make porn while you're getting laid

[18:10:48] Zero Spike what are you some kind of asexual demipandemic biowhale

[18:11:39] Zero Mikoolo: It hurts to think about whether he was conscious at any point after that accident

[18:11:46] Zero Before he died

[18:12:52] Zero Yes Mikoolo

[18:13:04] Zero The fact that they put an IV in him and an oxygen mask

[18:13:07] Zero Fuckin kill me now

[18:13:08] Zero ffs

[18:13:41] Zero I would have liked to see his insides

[18:13:43] Zero Like x-ray him

[18:13:49] Zero What did that pole do to them

[18:14:11] Zero no fat chicks

[18:37:28] Zero https://abc7news.com/scott-wiener-speed-governors-pedestrian-safety-california-bills-streets-safer/14356386/

[19:04:18] Zero not wrong

[19:47:14] Zero Do any of you ahve starbound

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