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GrungeBarbie
13:59:20 <>Bark: draw me a dark burgundy haired punk barbie wearing a floral sundress and goth boots.
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Kuro-chan
and I decorated with white chocolate cream frosting and a dark chocolate cream frosting
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foxy
Neo_Nemesis you're not the only one
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foxy
i used to think that as well
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Kuro-chan
What's a churrrrrrrrrrro-chan?
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Neo_Nemesis
Kuro-chan: you've had a churro before??
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Kuro-chan
don't even know what it is
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foxy
wez, they have a burger called elvis burger
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foxy
made with bananas, peanut butter and bacon
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Angel
[wikipedia] Churro | "A churro (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈtʃuro], Portuguese pronunciation: [ˈʃuʁu]) is a type of fried dough from Spanish and Portuguese cuisine, made with choux pastry dough piped into hot oil with a piping bag and large closed star tip or similar shape. They are also found in Latin American cuisine, Philippine cuisine, and in other areas that have received immigration from Spanish and […]"
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Neo_Nemesis
usually they have cinnamon and sugar on them too
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Neo_Nemesis
churros are different every where you go, but all are good!
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Neo_Nemesis
the closer you get to mexico, the better the churros get
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Neo_Nemesis
I've found that the best churros can be found at those little flea markets in the south west. Same rule goes for tamales
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.693s, which makes you a total of 242 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.837s, which makes you a total of 1510 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/5 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.194s, which makes you a total of 1511 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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fifel
Anyone in Sydney want bad incompetent sex?
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fifel
Because I’m already doing it to you remotely from my room.
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fifel
That’s how bad and incompetent it is.
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Panik
fucking hell
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Panik
so i order this stupid DP to HDMI adapter
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Panik
so I can use my mac + windows machine on my samsung G9
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Panik
been trying to play with it to get everything to work but my mac doesnt seem to wanna work at all, and thennnn i break my display port cable
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.972s, which makes you a total of 1512 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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esjay
problem solved
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 12.436s, which makes you a total of 290 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
foxy > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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esjay
I wish I was fuckered
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esjay
;8ball should I get fucked up?
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Sheep
[8Ball] You shake the magic ball... it says Absolutely
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esjay
aight bet
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Audi
Sup hoes and bitches
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Audi
How are all we
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Audi
Miss y’all
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wonders which he is.
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franstam
happy birthday foxy 2 weeks in advance
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changed topic to: Welcome to #ComputerTech | Good times and vibes, cigars on request!
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Audi
NO HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUDI
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Angel
( p′︵‵。)
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foxy
when is your birthday audi?
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Audi
In 3 hours
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foxy
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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foxy
that's from hades
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Audi
My buddy took me out
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foxy
he's on my keyboard again
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Audi
I’m three old fashioned in
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foxy
happy birthday old man
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Audi
I feel old
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esjay
I want to kiss him right on the nose
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PapaFrog
Doesn't look very ebil!
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foxy
he likes to type
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foxy
he;s so fluffy and soft
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franstam
what pets do u have foxy
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foxy
2 cats and 1 dog
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foxy
all were strays
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Audi
.halfop franstam
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fifel
Nice cat
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Audi
Everyone’s getting tit pics tonight
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fifel
fuck I wish a cat owned me
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Audi
You’ve been warned
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PapaFrog
It occurs to me, if I get a cat, I have to name it.
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franstam
kreator gonna perform on sunday!
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foxy
okay Audi
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Audi
Except you foxy
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Audi
I would never violate
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Audi
Why is Mariah Carey playing on my speaker wtf
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franstam
hey google, play kreator terrible certainty
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for neo_nemesis: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 1/8 | charg.: 4/4 | jammed: no (37 times) | confisc.: no (76 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 1601 xp | lvl 17 (duck demolisher) / 99 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 56.38% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 64% | effectiv. of fire: 48% | gun reliability: 97% | armor: 40% | deflection: 67%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 0.291s | average react. time: 37.153s | 242 ducks (incl. 14 golden ducks) | 253 misses | 28 accidents | 62 empty shots | 51 wild shots | 495 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 1 neutralized.
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: thefathermind with 13476 xp | admiral_hubris with 8017 xp | peorth with 4957 xp | h4 with 4008 xp | wez with 1742 xp
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fifel
Aww, doggo loves.
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PapaFrog > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.134s, which makes you a total of 13 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find sunglasses ! You are protected against bedazzlement for 24h and in addition, it's so spiffy.
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fifel
Ear fluff
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vk2bio
happy australia day kurt
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TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.957s, which makes you a total of 1513 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Audi
foxy: bot the booty shot
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foxy
he was looking out the window
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Audi
Good doggo
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fifel
australia day is for munts
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vk2bio
football meat pies kangaroos and holden cars
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esjay
@seen valware
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esjay
hey phonekait peo
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phonekait
Peorth: have you slapped ComputerTech yet today? He says 30 is old.
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esjay
ComputerTech; what
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TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.88s, which makes you a total of 1514 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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vk2bio
sup comptech
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vk2bio
i'm fucking around with modular synths
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revs Audi
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ComputerTech
<phonekait> Peorth: have you slapped ComputerTech yet today? He says 30 is old.
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esjay
explain why 30 is old
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Panik
ommmmggg
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Panik
I got this stupid thing working
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Panik
i still need to buy a new display port cable though
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Panik
but yeeeeeeeyy
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esjay
I will obfuscate elitebot on my end if you don't explain >:3
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esjay
it's not even mid-life
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esjay
that's fine
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esjay
you're safe
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esjay
...for now
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phonekait
I threatened to put him in a coma for that earlier, esjay
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ComputerTech
i just don't want a gf who is 10 years older than me
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phonekait
Jenny Polkadotted Tushy says purrrrrrrrrr
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ComputerTech
did i miss much whilst away tonight?
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GrungeBarbie
i wouldn't date a 21 year old either so that's fair to say
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GrungeBarbie
30s isnt old, but too old for you makes senseee
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esjay
I'd date anyone 21 and up
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GrungeBarbie
i have a son close to that age so that would just be so weird for me
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vk2bio
comptech i think we're about the same age - fly me over to ireland so we can go to the pub, i'll be your wingman mate XD
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vk2bio
ComputerTech: 22
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ComputerTech
<GrungeBarbie> 30s isnt old, but too old for you makes senseee << my brother is almost 32
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esjay
I've fucked someone my moms age lmao
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esjay
when I was like 14
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vk2bio
esjay wtflol
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vk2bio
absolute champ
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Audi
Where is this weapon
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unzips
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flexes
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giggles
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vk2bio
CompTech do you use this server as a pick-up line?
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vk2bio
>Hey baby, I run the most popular IRC channel on Rizon net!
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vk2bio
>Panties fall to ground
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ComputerTech
no, i mention how i am a rizon services operator
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ComputerTech
i got my looks, i'm a decent looking guy
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ComputerTech
so i let the woman talk to me, works out well enough tbh
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ComputerTech
is there any hexchat or weechat users rn
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esjay
women do not
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vk2bio
i'm on HexChat
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esjay
I want a thelounge plugin
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vk2bio
what's the plugin and how much dolphin pr0n will it upload to my hard drive
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vk2bio
i don't even use any plugins dude
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Audi
The wrong area
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ComputerTech
vk2bio: imo you should, it improves things
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esjay
Peorth; enable highlights for here so I can crypost
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beats vk2bio something else here wielding a giant flyswatter
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slaps vk2bio without mercy flaunting a balloon animal
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whacks vk2bio for fun holding a wet noodle
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set mode +v vk2bio
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smacks vk2bio with all their might armed with a rubber chicken
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swats vk2bio like a ragdoll with a foam sword
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vk2bio
woah i have voice nao
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vk2bio
foss, lightweight and doesn't pester you to register all the fkn time
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KurtGodel
i tried every single unarchiver on windaz and went back to winrar
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vk2bio
have you tried 7zip Kurt?
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vk2bio
also are you going out for a piss-up tonight?
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vk2bio
no, KurtGodel
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vk2bio
it's Australia Day today
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vk2bio
how'd you go tonight, ComputerTech?
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KurtGodel
vk2bio: obv, its the most popular alternative
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vk2bio
tell me all about it CT
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vk2bio
i live in the outback so i'd love to have a social life vicariously through you
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KurtGodel
vk2bio: where in the outback?
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vk2bio
remote QLD, but I'm moving to a city in about a week
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vk2bio
back to vk2-land
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praises ComputerTech
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vk2bio
buncha vk4 nerds up here
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KurtGodel
r they handing the land back to abos?
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Kuro-chan
\( °ロ° )/ PRAISE BE TO KING COMPUTERTECH!!!
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vk2bio
i haven't seen a single blackfella all the time i've been out here
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hugs Kuro-chan
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KurtGodel
>assuming that has anything to do with it
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socraticDev
dont be too rough with Kuro-chan
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socraticDev
he is full of party pizza and cheese cake
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tr
[S] <~phish> mmm pizza
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burps
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Kuro-chan
I still have half a cake left
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Jax
Man. The guy they gave the promotion to works third shift, for a bit longer.
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tr
[S] <~phish> u
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Jax
They gave him my shift.
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ComputerTech
Kuro-chan: did you offer foxy any yet?
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vk2bio
ComputerTech: how do i chat up irish lassies (asking for a friend definitely not for KurtGodel)
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Jax
I'm not looking forward to seeing him in an hour.
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Jax
He's gonna act all nice and friendly.
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Kuro-chan
no wait, that was health-recovery cheesecake I offered. '-'
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Jax
Cocksucker came here with the intent to take my shit.
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Jax
I ignored it, but he succeeded.
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KurtGodel
vk2bio: the only way to endear yourself to an irish girl is to either beat her up or bomb her worst enemy's house
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Jax
I have a feeling I don't really want to talk to him.
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Jax
In fact, I'm going to tell him I would perfer it if we did not.
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Jax
prefer* even
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tr
[S] <~phish> what you're not going to beat his ass?
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Jax
I'm out of here in two weeks anyway.
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spanks ComputerTech
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Jax
I swear to fucking god.
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Jax
Is that stupid cunt running his retard mouth right now?
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Jax
Right now, really?
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End3r
hey sexy
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pets End3r
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vk2bio
>It's another episode of Retarded Flamewars feat. Jax & phish
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vk2bio
seen this one already
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vk2bio
change the channel
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tr
[S] <~phish> my bad
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esjay
He was obviously a better candidate, suiting what the higher ups wanted. Take this time to reflect on why he got it and not you
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steals ComputerTech's cookies, gives to esjay
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KurtGodel
may the best candidate win thru violence
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esjay
Peorth; I spilled my no-bake cookies today :(
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foxy
who highlight me
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esjay
Roommate was starting shit with me
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tr
[S] <~phish> probably ct
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esjay
>I'm worried about your health
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esjay
>because of the fast food bags
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esjay
It's like
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esjay
Don't worry about me, worry about you being 265
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sets more cookies beside Comp
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 3/5
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DuckHunt
vk2bio > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.989s, which makes you a total of 39 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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vk2bio
snaked it from ya ;)
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ChanStat
updog (updog@also.into.cats) was last seen messaging #computertech saying "bunda" on Mon January 8 23:27:03 2024 GMT (17 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes ago)
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esjay
@seen downdog
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pets esjay
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slaps ComputerTech