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[05:52:53] h4 oh dear

[05:52:58] h4 proper drunk now ComputerTech ?

[05:53:00] h4 hey foxy o/

[05:53:07] h4 yeah right

[05:53:39] h4 is that vodka?

[05:54:39] h4 no thx

[05:54:43] h4 I'm having coffee right now

[05:55:24] h4 ofc

[05:55:32] h4 what other way is there to drink coffee?

[05:56:53] h4 did you call me racist ComputerTech?

[05:56:59] h4 for drinking black coffee?

[05:57:02] h4 hey Butters!

[05:57:08] h4 s/Butters/Syndus/

[05:58:49] h4 so ComputerTech why are you awake again?

[05:59:03] h4 lack of alcohol?

[05:59:25] h4 yeah addiction sucks

[06:00:36] h4 you can always try to detox

[06:01:18] h4 meh

[06:01:21] h4 it wasn't that funny

[06:01:44] h4 I should go running today

[06:02:22] h4 did you call me fat and untrained?

[06:02:41] h4 was für ein Hundesohn

[06:03:09] h4 the insult does not specify if your mom or dad was a dog

[06:03:15] h4 translation is not that accurate

[06:03:29] h4 maybe they just adopted you from the kettle

[06:03:34] h4 .t de en Zwinger

[06:03:36] h4 Kennel

[06:03:38] h4 my bad

[06:03:40] h4 :D

[06:03:55] h4 .t en de kettle

[06:03:57] h4 right

[06:07:03] h4 that script again

[06:07:05] h4 !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[06:07:08] h4 better stop it in its tracks

[06:09:19] h4 you made him leave?

[06:09:50] h4 good job

[06:10:11] h4 goddamn it my coworker is annoying me

[06:10:18] h4 cunt has no idea what to do and needs guidance

[06:10:23] h4 I don't want to provide that

[06:10:34] h4 I don't like her and it's not my job to hold her goddamn hand

[06:10:37] h4 do something about it ComputerTech

[06:11:04] h4 eww

[06:11:20] h4 there is no coworker I'd like to have intercourse with

[06:15:04] h4 !bang

[06:15:06] h4 !!

[06:15:12] h4 disarm him please ComputerTech

[06:15:15] h4 clearly his script running amok

[06:15:30] h4 then again I'm watching Fargo :D

[06:15:47] h4 right

[06:15:50] h4 "copy/paste"

[06:15:56] h4 totally not a script

[06:16:11] h4 Syndus: go to bed

[06:16:17] h4 hey Ice`

[06:16:42] h4 Ice` Ice` baby

[06:17:00] h4 is that a specific blend?

[06:17:33] h4 another dead cat?

[06:17:38] h4 why do you keep sending me dead cats?

[06:17:57] h4 so pre-hell?

[06:18:01] h4 as good as dead then

[06:18:43] h4 GrungeBarbie: here, take this https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jZKtkJIAQ1E/maxresdefault.jpg

[06:18:45] h4 enjoy

[06:19:04] h4 !bang

[06:19:08] h4 oh you cunt :D

[06:19:10] h4 the timing

[06:19:42] h4 GrungeBarbie: look at that arm :O

[06:19:45] h4 want the youtube link too?

[06:19:49] h4 see those monsters in action

[06:21:11] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZKtkJIAQ1E&t=1007

[06:21:14] h4 enjoy GrungeBarbie

[06:21:22] h4 oh god her arms :O

[06:22:21] h4 !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[06:22:26] h4 !shop 15 TheFatherMind

[06:22:28] h4 !shop 14 TheFatherMind

[06:22:41] h4 GrungeBarbie: oh god have you seen it?

[06:22:44] h4 horrible

[06:23:40] h4 yo Fensta

[06:24:22] h4 gonna take a shit in a minute

[06:24:25] h4 brush my teeth

[06:24:28] h4 go out for a jog

[06:24:36] h4 because my fat ass needs exercise and why not just pick up jogging?

[06:24:47] h4 fat? That is beyond fat

[06:25:04] h4 we'll see

[06:25:15] h4 usually my skin starts itching like hell as soon as i start sweating and keep running

[06:25:21] h4 might become a horrible experience for me

[06:25:40] h4 oh come on GrungeBarbie

[06:25:42] h4 that thing is stiff

[06:25:48] h4 as soon as rigor mortis set in

[06:25:53] h4 you just put that thing everywhere and took pictures

[06:26:13] h4 this is a car jacking :O

[06:26:30] h4 yeah an old picture

[06:26:34] h4 how did you moron get @ Panik ?

[06:26:41] h4 can't have that

[06:26:47] h4 can't have that

[06:26:59] h4 finally

[06:27:08] h4 one less moron concerned with me

[06:27:36] h4 you mean the late 1900s?

[06:28:07] h4 Syndus: could you take care of fifel for me?

[07:24:19] h4 !bang

[07:27:05] h4 !bang

[07:27:07] h4 !shop 10

[07:27:09] h4 !bang

[07:27:13] h4 !topduck

[07:27:20] h4 wow TheFatherMind

[07:27:22] h4 you are slipping

[07:27:31] h4 you are afraid of that first place blowjob, aren't you?

[07:28:41] h4 I'm close to ComputerTech

[07:28:49] h4 I know what the prices for winning are

[07:28:58] h4 also I know last year's winner

[07:29:34] h4 yeah he told me about the first price

[07:29:36] h4 he turned it down

[08:03:49] h4 GrungeBarbie: why do people keep sending me disturbing stuff? :x

[08:29:02] h4 Mikoolo: you need a job

[08:29:04] h4 getting up at 9?

[08:29:06] h4 tz tz

[08:30:50] h4 rip

[08:37:58] h4 Mikoolo: drooling vegetable

[08:38:02] h4 you could finally join #chatters

[08:38:05] h4 and hide among the other idiots :D

[08:38:48] h4 knowing what you once were

[08:38:50] h4 we'd still call it hiding

[08:46:54] h4 yeah kinda sus

[09:28:14] h4 Mikoolo: is it time we parted the channel again?

[09:29:15] h4 alright

[10:54:29] h4 oh

[10:54:32] h4 wer stinkt hier n0s3y|afk ?

[10:54:41] h4 pankakes die Olle?

[10:54:42] h4 oder eine andere?

[11:44:48] h4 the potato?

[14:25:42] h4 coil: not true

[14:26:00] h4 the founder of the channel just has very little creativity

[14:26:10] h4 so he named the channel after himself

[14:36:05] h4 !bang

[14:36:13] h4 MarlboroMan: dwarf did not meet the height requirement

[14:36:16] h4 had to stay outside

[14:38:53] h4 Mikoolo wishes he was danish

[14:39:05] h4 it's closer to being german

[14:39:17] h4 very flat though

[14:39:29] h4 until you hear them speak

[14:39:38] h4 no

[14:39:40] h4 Denmark is cool

[14:42:20] h4 stop getting her agitated

[14:45:46] h4 !bang

[14:46:48] h4 uuh

[14:46:50] h4 what kind of chocolate?

[14:47:14] h4 https://www.schogetten.de/produkte/originals/schogetten-edel-alpenvollmilch/

[14:47:17] h4 I got these

[14:47:57] h4 there's a caramel brownie version of it???

[14:47:59] h4 :O

[14:48:12] h4 https://www.schogetten.de/produkte/originals/schogetten-fuer-kinder/

[14:48:14] h4 got those too

[14:48:26] h4 gonna keep it for next time my niece is here

[14:49:12] h4 go denmark!

[14:49:35] h4 denmark rolled over easily when the nazis came to visit

[14:51:05] h4 !bang

[14:51:09] h4 !reload

[14:51:11] h4 !bang

[14:51:13] h4 later Mikoolo, have fun o/

[14:51:15] h4 !bang

[14:51:18] h4 !reload

[14:51:20] h4 !bang

[14:51:22] h4 !bang

[14:59:30] h4 I would point that out to all the people I kicked over and over again :D

[14:59:41] h4 I can't kick ComputerTech

[15:01:18] h4 thx

[15:01:20] h4 that was fun

[15:03:43] h4 looks so familiar

[15:03:45] h4 !bang

[15:03:53] h4 oh she played the role "Another Woman" in the sopranos :D

[15:04:29] h4 sorry, gotta dislike her

[15:04:34] h4 she took part in "Logan Paul: Summer Saga "

[15:33:23] h4 !bang

[15:33:25] h4 !bang

[16:39:07] h4 rip

[16:44:14] h4 right

[16:44:16] h4 fuck him then

[16:44:22] h4 fu

[16:44:34] h4 k

[16:45:30] h4 lol

[16:46:02] h4 trololol

[16:46:07] h4 .t de en Hurensohn

[16:46:34] h4 there you go, Mundnutte

[16:46:40] h4 oh god

[16:46:44] h4 I hate everything about MaidenAmerica

[16:46:48] h4 insomnia@

[16:46:50] h4 politics-uncenso.red

[16:47:09] h4 that sounds great in english

[16:47:17] h4 .t de en Blasehase

[16:47:22] h4 not quite

[16:47:43] h4 hurt your head?

[16:47:58] h4 Scheiße

[16:48:01] h4 please

[16:48:15] h4 Guten Rutsch o/

[16:48:21] h4 pankaches!

[16:48:43] h4 gay

[16:48:53] h4 hey phonekakes

[16:49:02] h4 for being rude out of nowhere

[16:49:19] h4 I'm sorry

[16:49:22] h4 pankait

[16:49:24] h4 :D

[16:50:04] h4 I don't want fat people to be uncomfortable at my shows

[16:50:08] h4 so next time, buy two seats

[16:50:10] h4 :D

[18:20:45] h4 PANKAKES!!

[18:20:47] h4 who did?

[18:21:15] h4 but Peorth owns this channel

[18:21:27] h4 oh

[18:21:31] h4 who did flick you then?

[18:21:36] h4 hey ComputerTech

[18:21:38] h4 tell me something

[18:21:41] h4 btrfs partition

[18:21:43] h4 same as before

[18:21:45] h4 just copied data

[18:21:53] h4 can't be properly mounted by fstab on boot

[18:21:56] h4 for whatever reason

[18:22:24] h4 tells me "open_ctree failed"

[18:22:27] h4 if I mount the partition myself

[18:22:29] h4 it works

[18:22:31] h4 why?

[18:23:58] h4 AlterEgo_: go touch your mouse, click around and use technology you can't understand

[18:24:10] h4 if you don't have anything useful to add to this

[18:24:14] h4 you might as well not talk at all

[18:24:26] h4 this has nothing to do with GUIs

[18:24:43] h4 and a messed up GUI that requires me to waltz through menus from 30 years ago because the modern ones have not been implemented

[18:24:53] h4 just to end up with a hexcode error that I can search online

[18:25:02] h4 so that a microsoft dude tells me to just reinstall the entire system

[18:25:04] h4 no thank you

[18:25:06] h4 !bang

[18:25:19] h4 AlterEgo_: suppose if your clicking around does not work you just give up

[18:25:48] h4 AlterEgo_: by the easy way you mean letting the corporation that came up with that mess dictate how you get to use your hardware?

[18:25:49] h4 enjoy ;)

[18:25:58] h4 you don't get paid?

[18:26:24] h4 then why are you crying like a bitch?

[18:27:31] h4 AlterEgo_: by all means though

[18:27:39] h4 tell me how to solve it then

[18:27:41] h4 with GUI if you like

[18:28:22] h4 shame

[18:31:31] h4 +AlterEgo_ id prob solve co workers faster with windows office than you

[18:31:33] h4 how does that even compare?

[18:31:37] h4 am I talking about fucking office here?

[18:31:51] h4 is my intention to get people who barely can use smartphones to use my machine?

[18:32:03] h4 then why bring up your microsoft office proficiency?

[18:32:37] h4 AlterEgo_: just fuck around in a spreadsheet dude

[18:32:58] h4 rather kick him

[18:33:01] h4 > mfw

[18:33:11] h4 AlterEgo_: what do you have to do with it?

[18:33:20] h4 did the shoe fit? :D

[18:33:31] h4 what for?

[18:33:36] h4 I wanted to kick mrinfinity you moron :D

[18:34:17] h4 lol

[18:34:34] h4 then let me end it right here

[18:34:41] h4 dude read the room

[18:34:44] h4 he is also not talking about us

[18:34:51] h4 our little altercation is over

[18:35:06] h4 we all moved on now :D

[18:35:12] h4 neither should you

[18:35:34] h4 bloated pankakes

[18:35:44] h4 that's the phonekakes in you

[18:36:18] h4 poor pankakes

[18:36:22] h4 it's not your fault

[18:36:26] h4 it's btrfs's fault

[18:36:28] h4 or mine

[18:36:33] h4 we'll see once I figured it out :D

[18:36:46] h4 but on another note

[18:37:00] h4 ComputerTech: heard about ventoy?

[18:37:17] h4 it's something you can make a bootable stick with

[18:37:23] h4 then you can push isos on another partition on your stick

[18:37:28] h4 and it lets you boot from whatever iso you find

[18:37:30] h4 *it finds

[18:37:44] h4 it can also mount local drives and look for isos there

[18:37:49] h4 but I haven't tried that feature out

[18:38:03] h4 it's pretty cool as it unpacks the iso into your ram

[18:38:13] h4 and once you booted whatever iso you chose

[18:38:26] h4 you can just pull the stick

[18:39:07] h4 thought so too

[18:39:26] h4 installation is meh though

[18:39:32] h4 oh just execute our script as root

[18:39:37] h4 since you need to access /dev

[18:40:13] h4 but you can probably comprehend 79 lines of bash

[18:41:47] h4 ok it refers to a couple of more scripts you'd have to comprehend

[18:41:56] h4 I trust your skills ComputerTech if you are suspicious

[19:56:50] h4 energy vampires

[20:02:11] h4 I don't know

[20:02:21] h4 I don't feel like my niece is an energy vampire

[20:02:26] h4 quite the opposite

[20:02:33] h4 her being full of energy kinda energizes me by proxy

[20:04:12] h4 34

[20:04:15] h4 you are 38

[20:04:18] h4 stop crying :D

[20:04:23] h4 you too can be energetic

[20:05:04] h4 you need to be more active

[20:05:09] h4 run around a lot

[20:05:11] h4 cycle around a lot

[20:05:18] h4 then hardly move for couple of days

[20:05:26] h4 see how all that energy got hold back

[20:05:28] h4 release it

[20:05:30] h4 BANG

[20:05:45] h4 join kids on the playground, climb, run, jump :D

[20:05:53] h4 sure it's more exhausting than 20 years ago

[20:05:57] h4 but still kinda fun

[20:21:41] h4 huh

[20:21:51] h4 wof o/

[20:21:55] h4 not pooping

[20:21:58] h4 fascinating

[20:22:12] h4 it will come for sure :D

[20:42:52] h4 it's mostly me though

[20:42:55] h4 I'm the cute part

[20:43:07] h4 they shine alright

[20:48:55] h4 is the spamming over?

[20:48:58] h4 thx pankakes ;)

[20:49:06] h4 I missed you too

[20:49:14] h4 next time they spam

[20:49:17] h4 you can join Mikoolo and me

[20:49:19] h4 and part

[20:49:21] h4 :D

[20:49:34] h4 one of computertechs super secret channels

[20:49:40] h4 watched him cry there

[20:50:58] h4 who?

[20:51:05] h4 please don't bring crosschannel drama here

[20:51:17] h4 ComputerTech gets bitchy and whiny

[20:51:21] h4 then deadly starts whining

[20:51:28] h4 then deadly tries to adjust his teeth

[20:51:34] h4 but they are crooked like always

[20:51:58] h4 but the others bend to cover up the holes

[20:52:13] h4 deadly's deadliest quote :D

[20:52:15] h4 love it

[20:52:23] h4 .quote search lettuce

[20:52:26] h4 .quote search salad

[20:52:29] h4 no fat jokes in there

[20:52:48] h4 no

[20:52:50] h4 move now

[20:52:58] h4 hey deadly

[20:53:03] h4 next time ComputerTech is being a cunt to you

[20:53:07] h4 holla and we can /part together

[20:53:15] h4 we don't have to take his bullshit

[20:53:39] h4 hey

[20:53:44] h4 she has german ancestry

[20:53:55] h4 what?

[20:54:06] h4 wow ComputerTech

[20:54:11] h4 you clearly don't know what's going on

[20:54:24] h4 pankakes: you know

[20:54:26] h4 civilized people

[20:54:29] h4 so anything but the irish

[20:54:43] h4 innit

[20:54:49] h4 lol

[20:54:57] h4 you saw?

[20:55:15] h4 you eat pancakes with a knife?

[20:55:30] h4 I always confuse Spike and Panik

[20:55:53] h4 lol

[20:56:02] h4 and here I wanted to apologize for confusing him with panik

[20:56:04] h4 :D

[20:56:09] h4 :D

[20:56:12] h4 rekt

[20:56:27] h4 he just leaves quickly so I can't kick him

[20:56:48] h4 right pankakes

[20:56:51] h4 he has autojoin on invite :D

[20:57:08] h4 oh he is done with your shitty channel now

[20:57:17] h4 hold it

[20:57:19] h4 lets first invite him

[20:57:24] h4 be ready deadly !

[20:57:28] h4 now!

[20:57:30] h4 no

[20:57:32] h4 I can't invite that fast

[20:57:49] h4 just gonna invite tors then

[20:58:05] h4 I can't invite that fast

[20:58:09] h4 now?

[20:58:11] h4 !

[20:58:13] h4 yes!! :D

[20:58:15] h4 ⁵ deadly

[20:58:31] h4 we should form a union

[20:58:35] h4 Mikoolo, deadly, pankakes

[20:58:37] h4 you i?

[20:58:39] h4 in?

[20:58:46] h4 every time ComputerTech does something we do not approve of

[20:58:48] h4 we /part

[20:58:59] h4 deadly: does not matter, you guys fight for a common cause

[20:59:05] h4 n0s3y|afk: he WHAT!?

[20:59:29] h4 yes

[20:59:42] h4 Neo_Nemesis you are protected?

[20:59:48] h4 n0s3y|afk: wanna join our union?

[20:59:51] h4 and /part when he does that

[21:00:06] h4 we can regroup in #ireland

[21:00:11] h4 or we create a union channel

[21:00:17] h4 where ComputerTech is banned by default

[21:00:32] h4 n0s3y|afk: just did that

[21:00:45] h4 no

[21:00:48] h4 we call it #lettuce

[21:00:52] h4 to keep someone else out

[21:01:21] h4 don't be a downer deadly

[21:02:00] h4 deadly: #lettuce is a thing

[21:02:04] h4 ComputerTech is already banned D:

[21:02:48] h4 we should give ComputerTech a demonstration of our new power

[21:03:10] h4 here we go

[21:08:28] h4 !

[21:08:43] h4 our strike is over for now

[21:08:58] h4 if you pet me one more time

[21:09:01] h4 i will go on strike for an hour

[21:09:03] h4 !bang

[21:09:05] h4 !reload

[21:09:07] h4 !bang

[21:09:48] h4 behave Syndus

[21:09:57] h4 s/Syndus/Butters/

[21:10:07] h4 CrazeR: hey chronic

[21:10:33] h4 Syndus: watch and learn

[21:10:41] h4 pankakes: girl you are rocking that 2/10 ass!

[21:11:19] h4 yeah

[21:11:21] h4 fuck you

[21:11:49] h4 that is charming?

[21:11:52] h4 that's just being a nice person

[21:12:00] h4 and an opportunity to check out asses

[21:12:30] h4 you must be getting old Syndus

[21:12:34] h4 there are still nice people around

[21:12:54] h4 a lot of women are stupid and choose losers and "tough" asswipes

[21:13:04] h4 weakens the genepool

[21:13:26] h4 CrazeR: you think she has daddy issues?

[21:13:36] h4 you would choke someone?

[21:13:40] h4 I would never

[21:13:51] h4 that is too weird for me

[21:13:56] h4 what if I happen to like it and don't stop?

[21:13:58] h4 no

[21:14:02] h4 Mikoolo: nice!

[21:14:07] h4 absolutely

[21:14:30] h4 Syndus: I don't see how I could like that

[21:14:47] h4 it's veery obvious mrinfinity

[21:15:17] h4 no

[21:15:21] h4 that sounds abusive

[21:15:26] h4 and tbf sounds like a dick

[21:15:46] h4 ugh

[21:15:48] h4 later then

[21:16:07] h4 what?

[21:16:13] h4 no the ComputerTech :D

[21:17:48] h4 ball gags

[21:17:52] h4 can you use one on ComputerTech ?

[21:17:58] h4 maybe break his fingers

[21:18:00] h4 to be safe

[21:18:14] h4 he is clearly asking for it

[21:18:38] h4 neither would I

[21:18:40] h4 that is disgusting

[21:18:47] h4 it absolutely is

[21:18:52] h4 you go slurp up all the cum you want

[21:18:57] h4 no cum will reach my mouth

[21:19:09] h4 if she gave me a blowjob

[21:19:13] h4 she'd have to brush her teeth

[21:19:16] h4 oh my

[21:19:18] h4 been there actually

[21:19:23] h4 she told me

[21:19:28] h4 I kiss you two after you went down on me

[21:19:30] h4 ...

[21:19:32] h4 yeah sucks to be you :D

[21:19:42] h4 oh god what?

[21:19:46] h4 she really loved that

[21:19:58] h4 suppose I was good at it

[21:20:30] h4 pankakes: disgusting

[21:20:43] h4 yeah it is

[21:20:52] h4 I wash my dick after entering

[21:21:16] h4 it's called hygiene ComputerTech

[21:21:32] h4 meh

[21:22:02] h4 ComputerTech is going to become a fatso

[21:22:17] h4 phoneTech would look weird

[21:22:23] h4 you shall be ComputerKait once you're huge

[21:22:35] h4 see pankakes can be phonekakes

[21:22:39] h4 and you can be ComputerKait

[21:22:50] h4 then you can be the guys in that video I sent you earlier pankakes

[21:23:01] h4 the monstrosities eating 10000kcal of white castle garbage

[21:23:13] h4 oh come on

[21:23:19] h4 true

[21:23:22] h4 you took my criticism

[21:23:26] h4 and started sending cute cows

[21:23:49] h4 yeah alright

[21:23:55] h4 that is not Don however

[21:24:07] h4 lol

[21:24:09] h4 no

[21:24:11] h4 !!

[21:24:18] h4 i mean I can see her face

[21:24:24] h4 but she's not black

[21:24:38] h4 you know

[21:24:43] h4 I would totally believe she eats cake like that

[21:24:58] h4 you wanted me to watch it

[21:25:00] h4 OMG

[21:25:02] h4 :D

[21:25:12] h4 oh what's the difference?

[21:26:43] h4 please don't

[21:26:45] h4 oh no

[21:34:00] h4 Syndus: did it work?

[21:34:02] h4 did you get booty?

[21:42:34] h4 you actually did lol

[21:42:39] h4 so fucking ruthless

[21:43:49] h4 not to my knowledge

[21:43:57] h4 lemme check

[21:44:21] h4 there is

[21:44:23] h4 one moment

[21:44:43] h4 https://proxitok.pabloferreiro.es/%40marceloeguino/video/7311190241224707371

[21:44:45] h4 there Mikoolo

[21:46:28] h4 animal abuse :/

[21:46:45] h4 oh god

[21:46:49] h4 sheepfucker soon

[21:47:13] h4 new year, new ComputerTech

[21:47:18] h4 he now fucks up his projects

[21:48:23] h4 don't be rude ComputerTech

[21:49:29] h4 ComputerTech: can you stop blaring around who whoises you?

[21:49:47] h4 who is that guy!?

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