IRC Driven

[08:33:59] Mikoolo h4, IO think Panik is in love with you.

[08:34:02] Mikoolo I *

[08:40:22] Mikoolo I think that vhost is a reminder to him after our roasting of him.

[08:40:53] Mikoolo He ain't a very good judge of character.

[08:41:12] Mikoolo He probably sees someone for a few hours that makes to him, funny jokes, and he goes "I NEED THEM!".

[08:41:34] Mikoolo It's more special to have halfop in here than anything else.

[08:42:13] Mikoolo He's also after quantity not quality.

[08:42:25] Mikoolo He thinks a big channel is more attractive than a active one.

[08:42:57] Mikoolo It was self inflicted, ComputerTech.

[08:43:17] Mikoolo No

[08:43:39] Mikoolo 90% of this channel is like paid followers on twitter or youtube, h4.

[08:44:40] Mikoolo He gets paid extra, h4.

[08:44:46] Mikoolo Saphir

[08:45:48] Mikoolo ComputerTech, is ashamed to be ~ in his own channel, h4.

[08:46:09] Mikoolo No

[08:46:16] Mikoolo You just want access to my brain power.

[08:48:12] Mikoolo h4 I got a great idea!

[08:48:33] Mikoolo I'm making them talk, ComputerTech!

[08:49:01] Mikoolo hi

[08:49:24] Mikoolo yw

[08:49:42] Mikoolo Look again, ComputerTech.

[08:49:54] Mikoolo [09:49:14] * Mikoolo sets mode: +v Ice`

[08:49:54] Mikoolo [09:49:14] <ComputerTech> .voice Ice`

[08:50:48] Mikoolo You got a shitty client that doesn't show user interactions, ComputerTech.

[08:52:12] Mikoolo He hates the french foxy. Ever since I started calling him french.

[08:53:19] Mikoolo I should get paid royalties for this, h4.

[08:54:59] Mikoolo He ain't sucking dick h4.

[08:56:05] Mikoolo It's not "The Red Mouthed Reindeer" ComputerTech.

[08:56:53] Mikoolo But he does share, ComputerTech.

[08:57:14] Mikoolo He shares feets, fists and foreheads.

[08:57:59] Mikoolo I ment it as "kicks, punches and headbutts" h4.

[08:59:17] Mikoolo h4's feet look like small mercedes benz's while pankakes's looks like two huge potatos with each with 5 small potatos attached to them, ComputerTech.

[08:59:20] Mikoolo Bye h4.

[09:01:57] Mikoolo Euuuuw.

[09:02:00] Mikoolo Noooooo!

[09:03:06] Mikoolo I thought about it but then I realized I wouldn't go unscathed out from it, foxy.

[09:04:22] Mikoolo ulna, do you wish to sue ComputerTech for sexual harassment? Theres a possibility for a 6 figure gbp case.

[09:04:54] Mikoolo I will take 10% as my fee, ulna.

[09:05:42] Mikoolo We should find more people that are willing to join in the case, ulna. We might get a bigger payout then.

[09:06:23] Mikoolo Cheetara reminds me of princess kitana

[09:06:35] Mikoolo The nick.

[09:06:38] Mikoolo eeuw

[09:07:12] Mikoolo Make sure he washes his hands first.

[09:19:26] Mikoolo I always knew you're gay, Syndus. Welcome out from the closet!

[09:19:54] Mikoolo You got gender dysphoria ComputerTech. I hope you're allowed to start transitioning soon.

[09:20:43] Mikoolo I got hairy moobs that I can flex.

[09:21:28] Mikoolo So you shave nothing with other words.

[09:21:43] Mikoolo Oh

[09:21:52] Mikoolo You shave your butt crack.

[09:22:04] Mikoolo Thats pretty gay, ComputerTech.

[09:23:11] Mikoolo For when a nice looking handsome male comes over.

[09:23:46] Mikoolo Shaving your butt crack doesn't make your dick look larger tho.

[09:24:15] Mikoolo [10:21:53] <@Syndus> Balla

[09:24:15] Mikoolo [10:22:50] <~ComputerTech> lol fuck no

[09:24:15] Mikoolo [10:21:52] <&Mikoolo> You shave your butt crack.

[09:24:15] Mikoolo [10:22:04] <&Mikoolo> Thats pretty gay, ComputerTech.

[09:24:15] Mikoolo [10:22:53] <~ComputerTech> but i keep it neat

[09:24:16] Mikoolo [10:22:55] <~ComputerTech> it gets messy

[09:24:25] Mikoolo "I keep it neat"

[09:24:29] Mikoolo "It gets messy"

[09:24:49] Mikoolo sphincter?

[09:24:51] Mikoolo Anus?

[09:25:06] Mikoolo Rectum muscle?

[09:26:05] Mikoolo Tailbone, ComputerTech?

[09:26:40] Mikoolo Here's ComputerTech on his first wrestling competition. He's having the time of his life https://i.imgur.com/q55j0AE.mp4

[09:27:07] Mikoolo Theres no bone in the penis.

[09:28:54] Mikoolo Does yours look like this ComputerTech? https://boneclones.com/images/store-product/product-1701-main-original-1615414355.jpg

[09:29:31] Mikoolo Or does yours look like this ComputerTech? https://boneclones.com/images/store-product/product-1416-main-main-big-1456183793.jpg

[09:30:09] Mikoolo Pic one of the pelvic bone pictures, ComputerTech.

[09:30:33] Mikoolo It's safe for work, ComputerTech.

[09:30:55] Mikoolo THen pic one of the pelic bones pictures, ComputerTech.

[09:31:29] Mikoolo Pic one of them, ComputerTech.

[09:31:41] Mikoolo Which one of them, ComputerTech. Which one do you have?

[09:32:05] Mikoolo Can I pic the one you have, ComputerTech?

[09:32:09] Mikoolo pick *

[09:32:20] Mikoolo Then hurry up!

[09:32:33] Mikoolo 5

[09:32:35] Mikoolo 4

[09:32:46] Mikoolo !request kick ComputerTech for stealing my count down

[09:33:12] Mikoolo Your pelvic bone is the one in the first picture then, ComputerTech.

[09:33:31] Mikoolo Are you ok with this choice, ComputerTech?

[09:33:44] Mikoolo Nice!

[09:33:55] Mikoolo Congratulations ComputerTech! You got a female pelvic bone!

[09:34:33] Mikoolo yeah, 7", suuuure.

[09:35:31] Mikoolo .cc average penis size

[09:35:44] Mikoolo .cc 15.1cm to inches

[09:36:32] Mikoolo Don't bother, n0s3y|afk. He's rather fact resistant.

[09:37:28] Mikoolo n0s3y|afk join the case against ComputerTech. We can fit in threats of rape in it.

[09:38:23] Mikoolo Cześć Frogorg.

[10:00:57] Mikoolo Afterwards they made him experience some pegging as they ran a train on him, Ru.

[10:01:13] Mikoolo .quote random

[10:02:08] Mikoolo Notice how he did not deny my claim, Ru.

[10:03:55] Mikoolo To my claim, Ru.

[10:04:42] Mikoolo You're starting to get a big T***** with your "r" in exactly, n0s3y|afk.

[10:04:45] Mikoolo bit*

[10:05:29] Mikoolo Whenever you shoot down a duck in duckhunt a chinese duckfarmer beheads a duck.

[10:12:09] Mikoolo I see Lady De is throwing a hissy fit again.

[10:15:24] Mikoolo Watch out n0s3y|afk. He might throw another hissy fit and kick you again coz you hurt his feelings.

[10:17:16] Mikoolo Seems like he's drunk again and couldn't spell my nick right.

[10:18:02] Mikoolo You need to do it client side.

[10:21:42] Mikoolo It's quite obvious Ru. FOr how to do it.

[10:21:45] Mikoolo .u scouser

[10:22:06] Mikoolo type: .u scouser /def_number

[10:22:54] Mikoolo A few.

[10:23:23] Mikoolo Invincible.

[10:23:31] Mikoolo friends is annoying.

[10:23:43] Mikoolo Ross is a irredemable dick throughout the whole show.

[10:27:32] Mikoolo You should watch classic sitcoms like Cheers, M*A*S*H or Taxi, Ru.

[10:27:56] Mikoolo M*A*S*H ain't crap.

[10:28:04] Mikoolo It's excellent until Radar's personality change.

[10:28:27] Mikoolo Ru h4 this show is great https://youtu.be/j-c4cd_Lm-Q

[11:22:15] Mikoolo Fuck it's like a sauna outside right now.

[11:22:15] Mikoolo .w

[11:22:30] Mikoolo I bet it's like 5c in the sun if not more.

[11:43:32] Mikoolo Are you there again Sander?

[13:07:12] Mikoolo Here's a better blonde for ComputerTech, Ice`. NSFW https://cdn77-pic.xvideos-cdn.com/videos/thumbs169poster/d5/7b/64/d57b646003fd84f63ffaf077d0d8991c-1/d57b646003fd84f63ffaf077d0d8991c.19.jpg

[13:13:24] Mikoolo He needs someone older and more experienced to teach him, Ice`.

[13:52:49] Mikoolo Add "Hi little pinks!" to it, Frogorg.

[13:54:01] Mikoolo .u little pinks

[14:55:08] Mikoolo .w

[14:56:29] Mikoolo Thats his pants tearing apart from him getting an erection from seeing a pizza, wez.

[14:56:48] Mikoolo Thats the source of the cracking sound you heard, wez.

[14:56:55] Mikoolo Well, cracking like sound.

[14:57:32] Mikoolo Nite wez.

[14:58:37] Mikoolo What shoes did you get irish666?

[15:01:14] Mikoolo Does it feel like you're on a floating ride when you wer them?

[15:11:41] Mikoolo So you've seen two and been participating in 3, irish666?

[15:12:15] Mikoolo Now you changed your story from seeing two to seeing 3.

[15:13:56] Mikoolo How many potatos are they given if they join, irish666?

[15:17:48] Mikoolo Get her a bow or crossbow.

[15:20:00] Mikoolo .44 is a beast and shouldn't be thought as lighter and friendlier than .45 acp.

[15:20:17] Mikoolo Get your gf this, irish666. https://images.nicindustries.com/cerakote/projects/65911/1911-pistol-cerakoted-using-titanium-and-pink-champagne-3.jpg

[15:29:12] Mikoolo Look at the official debian forums/discord instead, TeddyBearPC.

[15:31:08] Mikoolo Translation: He's going to install debian and come here when he finds issues.

[15:35:38] Mikoolo Install windows and embrace the superior pc gaming OS, GrungeBarbie.

[15:39:52] Mikoolo WHO'S THE BOBBIE?

[15:40:03] Mikoolo You're a cop h4? D:

[15:40:16] Mikoolo D:

[15:40:26] Mikoolo Mine yournamehere? 0%

[15:41:24] Mikoolo He barely speaks english, GrungeBarbie.

[15:41:54] Mikoolo German education sucks. They don't even get much english entertainment either since everything is dubbed to german due to the bad education system, GrungeBarbie.

[15:44:14] Mikoolo h4 is also a fan of Casper the friendly ghost, GrungeBarbie.

[15:44:42] Mikoolo He said that Casper is awesome because he's based on the former leader of germany. A.H.

[15:45:43] Mikoolo Now he's speaking some jibberish about pictures and how he was allowed to take a picture next to A.H in 1945, GrungeBarbie.

[15:45:50] Mikoolo .t sv en bild

[15:49:04] Mikoolo He was 2 years old back then, GrungeBarbie.

[15:49:34] Mikoolo He was the last child born from the aryan breeding programme they created in 1938.

[15:50:04] Mikoolo ComputerTech is the youngest offspring from the decendants from that breeding programme.

[15:50:33] Mikoolo But he has a bit too much irish blood in him so he's a ginger unless he washes his hair every day, GrungeBarbie.

[15:51:51] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie is like 50, h4. There was no youtube when she was in school.

[15:53:04] Mikoolo He expresses jealousy towards the californian education system and wishes the german one was just as good, GrungeBarbie.

[15:53:59] Mikoolo What will you be fucking on, GrungeBarbie?

[15:56:11] Mikoolo Oh I missed this https://youtu.be/nyxcO2vdcCg

[15:56:42] Mikoolo I prefer finnish, GrungeBarbie. It's much more romantic.

[15:59:02] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie https://vocaroo.com/1aSxh6ZRmvYg

[16:06:21] Mikoolo Freudian brain slip, foxy.

[16:13:27] Mikoolo How much drugs were you using back then, mrinfinity?

[16:16:28] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[16:16:52] Mikoolo D:

[16:44:49] Mikoolo Running is unhealthy.

[16:45:00] Mikoolo It causes wear and tear on your joints, muscles and bones.

[16:45:33] Mikoolo Swimming is unsanitary.

[16:46:19] Mikoolo irish666 https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/mar/01/how-much-pee-is-in-our-swimming-pools-new-urine-test-reveals-the-truth

[16:48:07] Mikoolo Doesn't feel as nice to be in a swimming pool until you forget this, h4.

[16:48:50] Mikoolo But what if you suddenly feel some change in temperature when standing next to ComputerTech in a swimming pool?

[16:52:08] Mikoolo The man was alive until irish666 ran to him.

[16:52:13] Mikoolo Dead when he ran away.

[16:58:06] Mikoolo I want a smartwatch but I would probably never use it like my 2 regular watches.

[16:59:44] Mikoolo Get an iwatch.

[16:59:45] Mikoolo :>

[17:00:24] Mikoolo apple watch*

[17:01:00] Mikoolo Now that I think about it they probably wouldn't ever use the name iwatch. It would be too obvious then.

[17:04:47] Mikoolo Get a baseball bat and a holster to have it easily reachable while biking.

[17:04:56] Mikoolo So you can swing it at people as you pass them.

[17:08:38] Mikoolo If it's a car it wouldn't pose any danger as his hand could follow the shape of the back/front window and onto the roof, Number1Stunna.

[17:08:43] Mikoolo And antennas are soft.

[17:09:02] Mikoolo Now if it's the back of a van it could cause some issues to his hand and balance.

[17:09:08] Mikoolo Or a truck.

[17:10:01] Mikoolo He's be speeding away?

[17:10:12] Mikoolo he'd *

[17:11:09] Mikoolo Drive into a narrow alley where the car can't follow him duh.

[17:12:28] Mikoolo yeah

[17:12:55] Mikoolo Theres probably metal garbage dumpsters in it that the car driver would have to evade and thus lower their speed.

[17:13:06] Mikoolo While h4 would be able to take sharp 90 degree turns.

[17:13:08] Mikoolo With ease.

[17:16:41] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie https://i.imgur.com/YUHWb8K.jpeg

[17:18:11] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie https://screenrant.com/rare-vhs-tapes-how-much-they-are-worth/#tammy-amp-the-t-rex---around-100

[17:19:03] Mikoolo If you find old coins, do not clean them GrungeBarbie.

[17:19:11] Mikoolo The dirt on the old coins makes them valuable.

[17:20:34] Mikoolo I never understood why US vhs tapes are in paper while ours were in plastic.

[17:22:05] Mikoolo Yeah Dr_DICK.

[17:22:34] Mikoolo Ours were rarely in a paper sleeve.

[18:00:29] Mikoolo He's pretending to be me h4. You can see this from the one eyed emojis.

[18:02:03] Mikoolo Nah he'll think it's blessed poop from Trump, h4.

[18:03:14] Mikoolo This reminds me.

[18:03:29] Mikoolo I was diagnosed with bardycardia while at the hospital, h4.

[18:04:09] Mikoolo They poked me the first two night to see if I was alive.

[18:04:13] Mikoolo Due to my low pulse.

[18:04:28] Mikoolo Let me check my medical journal for how low my pulse was.

[18:06:50] Mikoolo My lowest beats per minute was 25

[18:07:26] Mikoolo Mostly it was 45 to 55 beats per minute, h4, irish666.

[18:07:41] Mikoolo But 25 was the lowest they recorded.

[18:08:27] Mikoolo I had 12 hour workdays mondays to wednesdays and 6 on thursdays, h4. Walking all day while carrying something like 15kg in equipment/food/water if not more, h4.

[18:20:21] Mikoolo What about duck, pankakes?

[18:20:29] Mikoolo Same!

[18:20:42] Mikoolo I've had duck twice and it's MUCH tastier than chicken.

[18:21:00] Mikoolo I want to try boiled ducks egg.

[18:21:20] Mikoolo matcat is annoying

[19:21:43] Mikoolo Everythings bigger in the US.

[19:21:55] Mikoolo Hail, storms, people, gun crime.

[19:23:04] Mikoolo \g Garand Thumb did a really important scientific test! https://youtu.be/Y_HzUum3-Jc

[19:25:52] Mikoolo ikea?

[19:25:59] Mikoolo meh

[19:27:55] Mikoolo You can.

[19:28:22] Mikoolo The dead guy you saw today he outran pizza, burgers and other fatty food, irish666.

[19:40:40] Mikoolo You want this

[19:40:41] Mikoolo Yeah

[19:40:44] Mikoolo Was about to post that.

[19:41:18] Mikoolo If you like One Piece you'll live this Peorth https://youtu.be/I7_JIVFQxWE

[19:42:11] Mikoolo love*

[19:46:16] Mikoolo It's better than post soul society arc Bleach.

[19:46:58] Mikoolo Also more true to piracy than Naruto is to ninjas.

[20:06:58] Mikoolo Your wife, statisticially speaking, not as an attack on her, TheFatherMind. Have a high chance of providing those at work.

[20:07:17] Mikoolo Considering she's asian.

[20:08:36] Mikoolo So you are paying her.

[20:09:05] Mikoolo You should help her find a job that pays better.

[20:09:23] Mikoolo She could work at the local walmart.

[20:19:26] Mikoolo Thats a economically bad idea, TheFatherMind.

[20:19:32] Mikoolo Restaurants are hard work.

[20:19:34] Mikoolo Very hard work.

[20:21:25] Mikoolo And if she's going to serve indonesian food in it she needs to adapt the spicyness to fit the american pallate.

[20:24:25] Mikoolo He calls her wife but he's participated in human trafficing and got his own slave wife, phish.

[20:24:38] Mikoolo For his hard work to the chinese triad.

[20:25:54] Mikoolo no

[20:26:16] Mikoolo We've been talking about his slave wife, h4.

[20:28:36] Mikoolo Damn h4.

[20:28:45] Mikoolo I googled about bradycardia.

[20:28:54] Mikoolo I've beaten the world record :D

[20:29:01] Mikoolo By 1 BPM!

[20:29:17] Mikoolo "Daniel Green holds the world record for the slowest heartbeat in a healthy human, with a heart rate measured in 2014 of 26 BPM.["

[20:29:49] Mikoolo I bet my 25BPM lasted longer than 1 minute.

[20:29:51] Mikoolo "Martin Brady holds the Guinness world record for the slowest heart rate with a certified rate over a minute duration of 27 BPM."

[20:35:40] Mikoolo I bet he hacked duckhunt.

[20:37:07] Mikoolo Is he banging to get the shit out of his gun?

[20:43:31] Mikoolo You should cut down on alcohol due to your Alcoholic cardiomyopathy, TheFatherMind. You might not get light headed then when you have an erection.

[20:44:12] Mikoolo It has progressed really badly then.

[20:44:29] Mikoolo Soon you'll get shitfaced by one beer due to your liver giving up.

[20:48:43] Mikoolo His dog got a bad leg.

[20:49:00] Mikoolo Forgot if it's broken or not but he's been to the vet with the dog, h4.

[20:49:26] Mikoolo Wight be worry for his dog and the vet costs that might make him be a bit grumpy.

[20:50:10] Mikoolo How was I being a asshole now, mrinfinity?

[20:50:27] Mikoolo So you lied about your dog having a bad leg and been to the vet to have it checked, mrinfinity?

[20:51:49] Mikoolo I think they went to mrinfinity's local vet for some bau bau meat, h4.

[20:52:23] Mikoolo There, mrinfinity. I was now an asshole to you. I wasn't before that sentence.

[20:54:18] Mikoolo Why phis?

[20:54:24] Mikoolo phish *

[20:54:51] Mikoolo :(

[20:55:04] Mikoolo Waiit.

[20:55:07] Mikoolo I've seen this one.

[20:55:12] Mikoolo I think.

[20:55:22] Mikoolo Bosom buddies

[20:55:31] Mikoolo tyrone

[20:55:43] Mikoolo optopedian

[20:55:51] Mikoolo osteoptist

[20:55:58] Mikoolo osteotician

[20:56:05] Mikoolo osteopedian

[20:56:09] Mikoolo osteopedics

[20:56:26] Mikoolo Mary Shelley

[20:56:30] Mikoolo virginia jones

[20:56:35] Mikoolo virginia wolfey

[20:56:44] Mikoolo virginia Woolfe

[20:56:53] Mikoolo Texas

[20:56:59] Mikoolo alaska

[20:57:10] Mikoolo Name the smallest, h4.

[20:57:20] Mikoolo Rhode Island iirc.

[20:57:56] Mikoolo .cc area of Bavaria

[20:58:09] Mikoolo Many do.

[20:58:36] Mikoolo Fun fact Dr_DICK. Many americans go to Washington to see the white house but when they arrive at seattle they realized "FUCK! WRONG COAST!"

[21:00:18] Mikoolo .cc heaviest woman

[21:01:01] Mikoolo .cc shortest human

[21:01:12] Mikoolo .cc 21.5" to cm

[21:01:20] Mikoolo Damn thats short.

[21:01:48] Mikoolo pankakes might not be tall but she's wide, h4.

[21:02:01] Mikoolo As pancakes are wider than they are tall.

[21:02:18] Mikoolo Donkey

[21:02:21] Mikoolo Ass = Donkey

[21:02:27] Mikoolo Is true

[21:02:36] Mikoolo Burrito = Little Donkey

[21:02:52] Mikoolo .t en es little donkey

[21:03:32] Mikoolo Heres a dump truck butt for you wof https://i.redd.it/99sduwpr9b171.jpg

[21:03:50] Mikoolo There are no fat germans.

[21:04:01] Mikoolo There aren't, h4.

[21:04:22] Mikoolo They are called "Adoptieren aus amerikanisher", h4.

[21:04:36] Mikoolo Or however to spell "Adopted from america" in german.

[21:04:58] Mikoolo Guestworker

[21:06:23] Mikoolo What happens on that day?

[21:06:37] Mikoolo Oh

[21:07:16] Mikoolo Nice

[21:07:29] Mikoolo His mum cared.

[21:09:04] Mikoolo .kb ComputerTech go away

[21:09:14] Mikoolo .kb ComputerTech you shouldn't be here!

[21:09:27] Mikoolo !request akick ComputerTech until feb 9th

[21:10:32] Mikoolo Go buy a phone with your allowance in poland, ComputerTech.

[21:10:44] Mikoolo Or when you get back to potatoland.

[21:11:25] Mikoolo Then apply for a polish for immigrants class, ComputerTech.

[21:11:45] Mikoolo And no, don't bring turtle wax with you to it.

[21:22:53] Mikoolo h4 I am out of beer until friday now.

[21:27:54] Mikoolo All you need to get a bj from ComputerTech is to wear a mask like this https://anycostume.co.uk/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/image/1000x1320/1ef5f36f012ecb7ac4b390d65be08009/M/A/MA193.jpg

[21:28:46] Mikoolo wof, speaking from experience?

[21:29:26] Mikoolo It was so bad that MAGIC has barely spoken in here since then.

[21:29:40] Mikoolo He feels dirtied from it.

[21:30:05] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie just read his nick with roman numerals.

[21:32:55] Mikoolo Watch out h4, he might change nick to gain more power.

[21:33:42] Mikoolo 9/11 was an outside job that came inside, GrungeBarbie.

[21:34:47] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/AEm-2giH_zw

[21:36:37] Mikoolo I thought it was a comic book :s

[21:37:28] Mikoolo Is it V is for Vengeance, h4?

[21:37:33] Mikoolo By Sue Grafton.

[21:38:14] Mikoolo Ah that one is based on the movie, h4.

[21:38:29] Mikoolo I'd say, not worth it.

[21:39:00] Mikoolo Yeah.

[21:39:09] Mikoolo If it was the other way around I would have said it was worth it.

[21:39:22] Mikoolo Are you still on Colour of Magic h4?

[21:39:46] Mikoolo Why?

[21:40:00] Mikoolo The first book is the weakest one.

[21:40:15] Mikoolo But you can read most of them in whatever order you want, h4.

[21:40:28] Mikoolo Guards! Guards! is the starting point that I personally recommend.

[21:40:33] Mikoolo The first book with Sam Vimes.

[21:41:25] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/zY220-0clBg

[21:42:15] Mikoolo The Wheel of Time audiobooks are great h4. As long as you don't get the new ones with Rosamund Pike as narrator.

[21:43:18] Mikoolo Make sure it ain't the Rosamund Pike version first, h4.

[21:44:39] Mikoolo ^

[21:46:42] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie if you add this " <@mrinfinity> I had an ex girlfriend from 2005, man that one was wild. I learned a lot, but not everything carried to over to now. I miss her." as context to the "emoquit" then what would you interpret it as

[22:22:48] Mikoolo /msg nickserv identify ComputerTech'sMumIsHotterThanTheFatherMind'sWifePerHour

[22:23:40] Mikoolo Did you get decent amounts of sleep this night, pankakes+

[22:23:41] Mikoolo ?

[22:26:14] Mikoolo It seems like anything you would do, such as /kick or /kickban regarding these recent actions will be classified as self inflicted on their part, pankakes.

[22:26:54] Mikoolo You're a victim of the patriarchy, pankakes :(

[22:27:50] Mikoolo Not really.

[22:27:53] Mikoolo Theres no google bot here.

[22:30:06] Mikoolo Prepping for bed here.

[22:30:21] Mikoolo Gotta wait a couple of minutes between the eyedrops.

[22:32:49] Mikoolo Hey pankakes. I am no slave under the matriarchy. I can fight my own battles!

[22:35:14] Mikoolo Not really.

[22:35:27] Mikoolo They wanted to meet a big heavy workboot with hobnails.

[22:35:37] Mikoolo amirite pankakes?

[22:36:40] Mikoolo That should work yes?

[22:36:54] Mikoolo I don't fucking know how to add XXX@ bans.

[22:37:09] Mikoolo Oh wait

[22:37:15] Mikoolo I got a better solution.

[22:38:31] Mikoolo I blame ComputerTech.

[22:39:37] Mikoolo needvoice you never speak anyway so you don't need voice.

[22:41:22] Mikoolo Stop fucking changing nick stillcantchat

[22:41:28] Mikoolo And have fucking patience.

[22:42:18] Mikoolo lol

[22:42:32] Mikoolo Blacklist script?

[22:43:15] Mikoolo They changed nick and host part to evade the ban, amiga600, learn to irc.

[22:44:08] Mikoolo Pay attention to the bans that were issued on the xxx@ part and the host, Amiga600.

[22:45:18] Mikoolo But I like to explain things, foxy.

[22:45:54] Mikoolo Here, ask me anything! I will give you an explanation! You can guess if I am talking out of my ass or if it's an accurate answer!

[22:47:35] Mikoolo Banevade instead for asking to have it removed in pm, foxy.

[22:48:12] Mikoolo Seems like some retard that ComputerTech found.

[22:48:19] Mikoolo Thats larping as an animal.

[22:48:34] Mikoolo ferret?

[22:48:42] Mikoolo Wasn't even a registered nick.

[22:49:16] Mikoolo flesh88 and fleshgoreden are other nicks that ferret used.

[22:51:06] Mikoolo I wouldn't mind being a % or + if ComputerTech bothered with maintaining a proper access list and having active people and not invited animal larpers.

[22:51:39] Mikoolo Or whatever retard he likes to bring here because he found them amusing for 10 seconds in a different channel.

[22:52:51] Mikoolo I told Underdose that uk was full of too many inactive @ and & but noo, he wanted to keep them with that status because he got the same in their channels.

[22:53:13] Mikoolo pizza

[22:53:19] Mikoolo haggis

[22:53:22] Mikoolo shepherds pie

[22:53:49] Mikoolo inb4 soylent green

[22:54:36] Mikoolo You don't need to diet or lose weight, irish666.

[22:55:20] Mikoolo Whats your weight and length irish666?

[22:56:16] Mikoolo You don't need to lose more weight, irish666.

[22:56:29] Mikoolo Go to the gym and build muscles instead, irish666.

[22:56:47] Mikoolo And 23 is normal.

[22:57:21] Mikoolo The tummy is the hardest thing to lose, irish666.

[22:57:25] Mikoolo It'll go away with time.

[22:57:35] Mikoolo Or start doing situps, irish666.

[22:57:47] Mikoolo To train your stomach muscles.

[22:58:45] Mikoolo But your tummy won't disappear if you don't actively use those muscles. And starvation like dieting might actually make it grow if you look at how starving kids look like, irish666.

[22:59:30] Mikoolo I said starvation like diet, not starvation, irish666.

[23:00:32] Mikoolo Thats why I like manual labour jobs, Frogorg.

[23:00:51] Mikoolo You basically get paid to be at the gym.

[23:01:51] Mikoolo Then go carry like 15 to 20kg equipment and work 12 hours a day monday to wednesday and tell me you ain't building up leg, stomach and arm muscles, Frogorg.

[23:03:44] Mikoolo Ever heard about different types of moments at manual labour jobs that require different muscle groups to be used, Frogorg?

[23:05:17] Mikoolo I am just as stubborn as you when it comes to not resting while sick and burn out instead, Frogorg.

[23:06:55] Mikoolo Anyway, bedtime, 7 minutes past midnight.

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