Tuesday, February 6, 2024
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
caplink > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.56s, which makes you a total of 1717 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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LimitServ
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DuckHunt
caplink > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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TheFatherMind
caplink how the heck do you have 9/10 ammo???
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PapaFrog
My ammo is the best.. I have 11/10 ammo!
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DuckHunt
caplink > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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caplink
!shoot TheFatherMind
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caplink
yes, ban the ammo
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caplink
I'm cray cray alright
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PapaFrog
Like Cray-1? Cray MP?
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PapaFrog
Like so crazy, you don't have a division op?
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PapaFrog
I am such a fucking nerd.. lol
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
caplink > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
caplink > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.206s, which makes you a total of 18 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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caplink
@PapaFrog, let's order PapaJohns..
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.183s, which makes you a total of 1718 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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PapaFrog
caplink: I love Papa Johns.. the pizza, not their politics.
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Syndus
I love eating politics
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caplink
what Politics? like the metoo incident?
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Syndus
That's like saying I live chicken sandwiches and fucking ppl in the butt on Sundays
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caplink
@Syndus, how'd you know?
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caplink
that's what I do
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Syndus
Shoot if only their was someplace that let me do both
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caplink
join a swingers club lol
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Syndus
They better have some chicken sandwiches
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Syndus
Or i'm totally going to get about this online
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ComputerTech
sits in his corner
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caplink
eat something spicy it will help
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Syndus
Computer tech are you losing your religion in the corner
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caplink
welcome back ComputerTech!
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ComputerTech
just made some salsa, fried eggs and a salad
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Syndus
Will it would be weird if you made them at someone else's Home
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Syndus
Go knocking your dim neighbors door i'm here to make dinner
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ComputerTech
not at all, i used to cook my own dinner whilst i was cooking in a kitchen at a few restaurants
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Syndus
I'm gonna hit you in the head with this stick
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Number1Stunna
you mean you used to steal food and time from your employer??
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Syndus
Cause you're being stupid again
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ComputerTech
Number1Stunna: if my brother was the employer, is it really a employer?
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ComputerTech
Number1Stunna: even after he said i could use the ingredients?
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Syndus
When I tell you not to be
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waz
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ComputerTech
pats Syndus on the head
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Number1Stunna
listen, ComputerTech, what you did is morally reprehensible.
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Syndus
Brighten his tight booty
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Number1Stunna
that's a good movie: "only god forgives".
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Syndus
With your holy matrimony
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Syndus
It can be found in the rectory
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Syndus
Coming in the front door leaving out the back door what are you gay
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PapaFrog
"The disgraced founder of Papa Johns says the company is making worse pizzas without his 'conservative values' of 'truth and God'"
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PapaFrog
" John Schnatter, the founder of Papa John's, compared recent actions by the U.S. government to Nazi Germany"
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Syndus
Johnny johnny yes papa
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Syndus
Eating jews johnny?
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Syndus
Telling lies Johnny.
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Syndus
Gags on cock
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PapaFrog
Do jews go on pizza?? I'm asking for a friend..
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Internets
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ComputerTech
PapaFrog: they are afraid of the pizza ovens
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ComputerTech
runs
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PapaFrog
I'd say I'm going to hell, but I'm agnostic/atheist.
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ComputerTech
hands PapaFrog a BIER
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PapaFrog
Papa John pizza... NOW WITH ZYKLON-B
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Angel
[wikipedia] Zyklon B | "Zyklon B (German: [tsyˈkloːn ˈbeː] ; translated Cyclone B) was the trade name of a cyanide-based pesticide invented in Germany in the early 1920s. It consists of hydrogen cyanide (prussic acid), as well as a cautionary eye irritant and one of several adsorbents such as diatomaceous earth. The product is notorious for its use by Nazi Germany during the Holocaust to murder approximately 1.1 million people […]"
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PapaFrog
Ask h4... I'm sure he has some..
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PapaFrog
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PapaFrog
Neat fact.. the same guy you invented modern fertilizers invented that.
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Angel
PapaFrog meant to say: Neat fact.. the same guy who invented modern fertilizers invented that.
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Angel
[wikipedia] Fritz Haber | "Fritz Haber (German pronunciation: [ˈfʁɪt͡s ˈhaːbɐ] ; 9 December 1868 – 29 January 1934) was a German chemist who received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 1918 for his invention of the Haber–Bosch process, a method used in industry to synthesize ammonia from nitrogen gas and hydrogen gas. This invention is important for the large-scale synthesis of fertilisers and explosives. It is estimated […]"
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sur
<3 waaaaddddduup yo
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ComputerTech
whispers into sur's ear "i still haven't watched pulp fiction"
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sur
omg COME ON WATCH IT
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sur
and I'm chillin
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sur
pulp fiction yo
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sur
.yt Up Around the Bend
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sur
I saw him live
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Angel
ComputerTech meant to say: sur is a CCR fan too
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sur
John Fogarty
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sur
When his solo alblum
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sur
he didnt play that song
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sur
he played a lot of ccr
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sur
ive heard it
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ComputerTech
shakes his long hair to the beat
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sur
Ive listened to him since I was little
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sur
him + his stuff with CCr
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sur
His solo album Revival is p good
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ComputerTech
my brother plays a lot of CCR whilst playing the guitar
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sur
its good listening
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ComputerTech
turners version of proud mary is nowhere near as good as CCR's imo
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ComputerTech
still pretty good, but not as good as CCR
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sur
They're both different styles
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sur
I like em both
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PapaFrog
Fuck.. now I want pizza.
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sur
i always want pizza
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phonekait
sits on sur
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sur
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DuckHunt
caplink > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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ComputerTech
shoots sur
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ComputerTech
everytime i get ever get them back in ireland
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phonekait
Come to NJ where we have good pizza.
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ComputerTech
i heard good about it there and chicago
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sur
Chicago style pizza > *
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phonekait
I will fight you on that
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sur
our hotdogs are better too
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ComputerTech
runs
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caplink
Papajohns quality has gone down
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sur
deep dish pizza extra giardinare
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caplink
nah it used to be very good
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sur
I love hotdogz
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sur
and beef sammys
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ComputerTech
i've come to only either love my own cooking or my mums
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sur
I'm not huge on pasta
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ComputerTech
sur, same, but i love home made pasta
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sur
I love going to restaurants
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sur
I like to go to bars
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ComputerTech
visits sur's bar
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sur
I like to be the customer
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ComputerTech
takes sur to his brothers bars
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PapaFrog
caplink: Now I just need your CC number and security code..
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sur
yeah I wanna sit on the other side of the bar and enjoy myself
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sur
Im behind there 5 days a week
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ComputerTech
you should come to warsaw and hang at one
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tr
[T] * ~therock247uk visits ComputerTechs brothers bar
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> ayyyyy
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ComputerTech
hands therock247uk a budweiser
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caplink
PapaFrog, sure send me your boob pics
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tr
[T] * ~therock247uk sips :P
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Internets
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ComputerTech
taps foot
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ComputerTech
set mode -b *!*@alter.ego
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sur
.yt walking on the water - CCR
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sur
listen to that
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ComputerTech
haven't listened to that one before i think
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ComputerTech
listens
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sur
It's one of my favorites
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ComputerTech
changed topic to: Welcome to #computertech | sur has a great taste of music |
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Ahsoka
puts a paper bag over ComputerTech's head
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PapaFrog
Everyone knows ComputerTech is a two bagger.
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ComputerTech
hands sur a desperados
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:: YouTube Desperado (2013 Remaster) :: (03:34) :: Views 19,075,924 :: Rating [+] 167,305 likes [+] 167,305 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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sur
.yt Cripple Creek - the band
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Ahsoka
Oh bought a new laptop a refurbished Acer Aspire 1 15.6 inch
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caplink
Ahsoka, are you happy with it?
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Ahsoka
Hasnt arrived yet
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Ahsoka
Hopefully its good
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Ahsoka
I got it for $200
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Neo_Nemesis
Ahsoka: Please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes
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caplink
Ahsoka, that's a good price
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
caplink > You are not armed.
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DuckHunt
caplink > You are not armed.
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Syndus
Neo, someone was giving booze to these God damn things!
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tr
[S] <~phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn26.143s, which makes you a total of 108 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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caplink
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Rizon
kicked caplink (!bang (esjay))
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esjay
.k caplink !bang
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Rizon
set mode +v caplink
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caplink
smells good out there.
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Rizon
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Neo_Nemesis
Syndus: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Peorth
flicks gummi bears at esjay
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Neo_Nemesis
Peorth: ever heard the tale of the sugar free gummy bears?
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Neo_Nemesis
that ones that make you shit yourself violently after eating even only 3 or 4?
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tr
[S] <@Shrimp> !reload
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DuckHunt
shrimp > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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Angel
wez: I'll pass that on when fifel is around.
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Neo_Nemesis
the floor, is covered in blood. impossible to get any footing. We need golf shoes for this shit!
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wez
Neo_Nemesis: what happened?
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Neo_Nemesis
wez: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
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Neo_Nemesis
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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Peorth
.cc 182cm to feet
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Internets
[W|A] convert 182 cm (centimeters) to feet = 5.971 feet
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Peorth
...wow that took a while
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Neo_Nemesis
Syndus: it won't be long now till they rip us to shreds
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.413s, which makes you a total of 1197 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra ammo clip !
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TheFatherMind
You do not want to kill too many ducks too quickly.
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TheFatherMind
They will accuse you of cheating.. and you will also catch up to me!
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Neo_Nemesis
pats sweat from ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's forehead with a cloth.
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Neo_Nemesis
gives TheFatherMind a gatorade
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Neo_Nemesis
I want a good clean fight, and a nice pair shoes.
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Neo_Nemesis
Ru-bber ducky, you're the one. You make bathrime so much fun
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TheFatherMind
aims at Ru
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Ru
kills TheFatherMind
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Neo_Nemesis
blows his referee whistle in Ru's ear
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Ru
Easy with the ears geez
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Neo_Nemesis
revives TheFatherMind and gives him a weapon
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Neo_Nemesis
walks away casually as he didnt just give him a weapon
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Ru
buries TheFatherMind and sheds a fake tear so people don’t suspect her
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Ru
There are no girls on the internet
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Neo_Nemesis
trips Ru into the hole and buries them both
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Neo_Nemesis
walks away whistling
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Neo_Nemesis
IRC, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are fbi agents
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
returns Neo_Nemesis's salute....
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Ru
pulls at Neo_Nemesis’ leg so he falls in the pit as well
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Neo_Nemesis
does some weird kung fu thing to avoid falling in the hole
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Ru
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: stop taking my duckies
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Ru
pulls Neo_Nemesis’ leg again and this time he falls in the pit and hits his head
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Neo_Nemesis
rolls over after hitting his head. "Where's the leak ma'am?"
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Ru
In your head
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Ru
And it’s red in color…
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esjay
throws a pillow at Peorth
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wez
Peorth: .o/
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pomf
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wez
Ru: There is!
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wez
They exist!!
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wez
hands foxy a chicken burger https://i.ibb.co/B6PYHX4/IMG-20240206-130348-MP.jpg
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phonekait
pillows esjay
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esjay
I am super high
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Ru
wez: where is what
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wez
ComputerTech: :D You can have some too!
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ComputerTech
esjay: stop getting high to avoid cocoding with me o n elitebot
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ComputerTech
runs
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esjay
ComputerTech; watching Hazbin Hotel with the boyo while we're high
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wez
Ru: Women on the Internet, they exist!
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Rizon
set mode +v fifel
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Ru
wez: prove it
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wez
phonekait: <3
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wez
Ru: I'll leave that up to phonekait
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fifel
Wish I could. 2 a night
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phonekait
I have a huge dong and I will smack you with it, wez
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wez
phonekait: What? I was asking you to prove women exist on the Internet. I wasn't implying you were a women or implying that women can't have dongs.
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wez
ComputerTech: .o/
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phonekait
ComputerTech: wants to be slapped with my huge dong too
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wez
phonekait: I just figure you know more ppl on the Internet than I do
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wez
I am not really that social
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Ru
Women can’t have dongs
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ComputerTech
phonekait: this isn't your dream, snap out of your fantasies
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wez
Ru: They can in Political Correctness world
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phonekait
Ru: they can if they want
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wez
Where we live in
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ComputerTech
.yt i heard it through the grapevine
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Internets
:: YouTube Creedence Clearwater Revival - I Heard It Through The Grapevine (Official Music Video) :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCCfc2vAuDU (03:53) :: Views 56,091,663 :: Rating [+] 333,885 likes [+] 333,885 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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wez
I prefer UK electronic and Metal bands :)
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phonekait
slaps wez with some Industrial music
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wez
Everything written by Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden are classics :P
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wez
Sabbath bloody Sabbath!
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ComputerTech
re reads documentation on threading
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phonekait
Metal/industrial/heavy rock > *
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wez
ComputerTech: Motoen /
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wez
ComputerTech: A record label with those types of classics on it
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ComputerTech
googles
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esjay
phonekait; looks like my roommates fat boi #2
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esjay
he's a tux with some weird white patterns
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phonekait
He's very much not fat. He's 10 pounds of pure house skunk, mischief, and mrrrrrrrs
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wez
ComputerTech: I heard it through the grape vine, written by Marvin Graye and on the Motown label
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wez
True classics
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wez
Before they were all covered
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.346s, which makes you a total of 1719 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Ru > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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Ru
Noooooooooo
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns Ru's gun to him.
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Ru
ComputerTech: <3