IRC Driven

[07:02:32] Mikoolo Fucking new neighbour.

[07:02:37] Mikoolo I want to punch them.

[07:02:48] Mikoolo Can't even get their dogs to stop barking.

[07:03:41] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie, you can kick it. This is a pet free zone.

[07:04:53] Mikoolo Hmm

[07:05:28] Mikoolo There

[07:12:01] Mikoolo Hi child.

[07:13:21] Mikoolo Shitty wakeup.

[07:13:36] Mikoolo new neighbours fucking dog/s started barking 13 minutes ago and woke me up.

[07:18:35] Mikoolo No

[07:18:40] Mikoolo Thats animal abuse.

[07:18:43] Mikoolo Not the dogs fault.

[07:18:48] Mikoolo I should punch the neighbour instead.

[07:18:57] Mikoolo For being a shitty owner.

[07:19:08] Mikoolo Or her.

[07:22:00] Mikoolo You got a chimney?

[07:22:27] Mikoolo Ah

[07:22:43] Mikoolo Germany isn't modern enough to have centralized heating.

[07:24:05] Mikoolo We got fjärvärme here too, h4.

[07:24:20] Mikoolo But it provides us with warm water in the radiators AND the tap/shower.

[07:24:25] Mikoolo fjärrvärme*

[07:24:38] Mikoolo Move to a new one.

[07:25:02] Mikoolo One that doesn't need a heater of your own to provide you with hot water.

[07:26:03] Mikoolo I live quite close to the our district heating facility.

[07:28:07] Mikoolo My apartment building was made in the 80's or 70

[07:28:08] Mikoolo s.

[07:28:35] Mikoolo Sweden just made wise decisions to ditch gas dependancy quite early.

[07:28:59] Mikoolo Atleast when it comes to the citizens, not companies.

[07:31:00] Mikoolo Lets say it was Neue-deutsche that made and designed it.

[07:32:29] Mikoolo I saw more german companies are cutting ties with chinese production.

[07:32:37] Mikoolo So you might get back quality german engineering.

[07:33:23] Mikoolo ooof

[07:33:44] Mikoolo 4 rooms, and you need to renovate it?

[07:34:10] Mikoolo 92m2 is like double my apartment and I have 1 room + kitchen + bathroom.

[07:41:42] Mikoolo But it's imo weird witha 90m2 apartment with 4 rooms.

[07:41:47] Mikoolo Mine is 44m2 with one.

[07:42:04] Mikoolo Are the bedrooms the size of prison cells, h4?

[07:42:43] Mikoolo Or is it some old workers living quarter for some nearby big factory?

[08:05:47] Mikoolo Can I throw it on my new neighbours face, pankakes?

[08:05:52] Mikoolo Will all my strength?

[08:06:14] Mikoolo The pot is expensive.

[08:06:21] Mikoolo Can I take half a brick instead?

[08:06:25] Mikoolo Right in their face.

[08:06:55] Mikoolo They are one of those shitty dog owners who can't teach their dogs to not bark.

[08:07:27] Mikoolo Fucking dogs (I know it ain't their fault) have been barking constantly for a fucking hour now.

[08:07:57] Mikoolo I bet the person was evicted from their previous apartment due to the dogs.

[08:09:02] Mikoolo Don't kill the dogs, Ice`.

[08:09:16] Mikoolo Kidnapp them and get them a nice proper and good owner instead, Ice`.

[08:10:18] Mikoolo .u SPA

[08:10:48] Mikoolo I bet theres no english language version of their website so I ain't clicking.

[08:17:41] Mikoolo Fucking worthless morning.

[08:18:00] Mikoolo Weren't you going to be back on the 9th?

[08:30:16] Mikoolo Yeah, unban people that say the hard-r word, ComputerTech. GJ!"

[08:31:02] Mikoolo I wish it was tho.,

[08:31:32] Mikoolo inb4 ComputerTech is jumping up and down in exitement so he can huggie wuggie with his dad.

[08:33:23] Mikoolo YOu just want it for the potatos, h4.

[08:34:10] Mikoolo It wasn't in nice, ComputerTech, it was in pommern.

[08:34:12] Mikoolo Learn 2 read.

[08:35:00] Mikoolo Did he blast down people in the wars?

[08:36:17] Mikoolo Pikey family, h4.

[08:36:41] Mikoolo I've been at work on my b-days, ComputerTech.

[08:37:06] Mikoolo Mostly because I started working either days or a month or two before my b-day.

[08:37:18] Mikoolo I also never bring up when my b-day is until a few months after it happened.

[08:37:25] Mikoolo At work.

[08:38:24] Mikoolo Seems like the owner killed their dogs after I went looking for their phone number and sent them a text.

[08:38:31] Mikoolo Coz it got awfully silent upstairs now.

[08:38:53] Mikoolo And are busy eating their dead body?

[08:39:56] Mikoolo Stuck.

[08:40:08] Mikoolo The firedepartment is having to raze a chimney to get him out.

[08:43:28] Mikoolo What game?

[08:43:48] Mikoolo inb4 age of wonders.

[08:44:27] Mikoolo Age of Empires.

[08:44:31] Mikoolo They got berries there.

[08:45:05] Mikoolo And you said 2 years ago and you have to assign villagers.

[08:45:20] Mikoolo I bet it is age of wonders.

[08:45:30] Mikoolo Or age of empires.

[08:48:29] Mikoolo Here Panik https://youtu.be/TqWVooXI9Sk

[08:48:34] Mikoolo I found it for you.

[08:48:36] Mikoolo Age of empires.

[08:48:49] Mikoolo And you can assign villages to forage for berries.

[08:48:55] Mikoolo villagers*

[08:50:44] Mikoolo Yeah but theres no berries in settlers, h4.

[08:51:00] Mikoolo Theres also Pioneers of Pagonia but it was announced last year not 2 years ago.

[08:51:22] Mikoolo I heard the opposite.

[08:51:40] Mikoolo I heard it's just as good as the old settlers games, h4.

[08:51:42] Mikoolo Not the new one.

[08:51:43] Mikoolo ones*

[08:57:16] Mikoolo Just make an AI like Neuro-sama, ComputerTech.

[08:58:16] Mikoolo Call him.

[08:58:43] Mikoolo Tempt your luck, h4.

[08:59:01] Mikoolo By faking your intent to start doing push ups, h4.

[08:59:23] Mikoolo irish luck, thats was funny.

[08:59:36] Mikoolo Coz it's fake or Ireland wouldn't be split in two.

[09:00:03] Mikoolo SINN FEIN!

[09:00:26] Mikoolo Is she old and wrinkly like almost all politicians, h4?

[09:01:16] Mikoolo She's blonde, ComputerTech!

[09:01:23] Mikoolo YOu should try to become her boytoy!

[09:01:34] Mikoolo Michelle O'Neill

[09:01:58] Mikoolo He'll drink all the wine then try to have sex with you, Ice`.

[09:09:53] Mikoolo 90% of the channel is idlers anyway so it wouldn't make much difference if people get butthurt and never returns, ComputerTech.

[09:10:45] Mikoolo And now ComputerTech is calling people from the real country behind WW2 for based, h4.

[09:11:19] Mikoolo Hitler was an austrian spy planted in germany to start WW2 to protect Austrian interests in europe, ComputerTech.

[09:11:46] Mikoolo And you're 100% american, GrungeBarbie.

[09:12:14] Mikoolo Why did you move to america?

[09:12:31] Mikoolo You should move away from that country to a nicer one, GrungeBarbie.

[09:13:17] Mikoolo imma head out for a walk

[09:13:17] Mikoolo .w

[09:13:21] Mikoolo Or something.

[09:13:37] Mikoolo Got a headache from hearing the fucking dogs.

[09:14:18] Mikoolo No h4. They were having a barking contest. I think the owner got my text and got home tho. Heard someone enter the apartment upstairs a few minutes ago.

[09:15:27] Mikoolo Do it again, ComputerTech.

[09:15:32] Mikoolo No +e

[09:15:34] Mikoolo Thats cheating.

[09:15:41] Mikoolo ComputerTech is that, meosimulator.

[09:16:04] Mikoolo He was here a month ago already, h4.

[09:16:42] Mikoolo All I wish for is power above the germans in this channel after the great purge has happened.

[09:18:01] Mikoolo ComputerTech here put on some old timey music https://youtu.be/sXAGEmBeeDs

[09:20:45] Mikoolo invite ComputerTech over, GrungeBarbie.

[10:17:33] Mikoolo My neighbours sister showed up. She came to take the dogs for a walk.

[10:17:42] Mikoolo 4 dogs. 3 small and 1 medium sized.

[10:18:29] Mikoolo I think 2 of the small ones were the sister who came to take them on a walk coz I didn't hear barks from more than two dogs.

[10:18:37] Mikoolo sisters*

[10:24:32] Mikoolo The sister looked cute so leave her alone. Don't know what the neighbour looks like tho so he can take care of her, h4.

[10:32:07] Mikoolo He has apparently the trackrecord of 1(one) cat, pankakes.

[10:33:39] Mikoolo I got uncountable amounts of mosquitos on my track record.

[10:35:46] Mikoolo You're too obssessed about her, h4.

[10:35:58] Mikoolo You're the one who should calm down tbh.

[10:36:35] Mikoolo She hasn't said anything in here today.

[10:36:54] Mikoolo So from my point of view it looks like you're the one with the obssession.

[10:37:14] Mikoolo You and I ain't the most polite people either.

[10:37:44] Mikoolo We kinda are.

[10:37:50] Mikoolo That we can.

[10:38:12] Mikoolo No Ru, h4 is a amphetamine addict.

[10:38:32] Mikoolo He sits up for a week then crashes.

[10:39:11] Mikoolo Oh yeah. Anyone want to know what I wrote in the text I sent to the neighbour upstairs with the dogs?

[10:41:20] Mikoolo "You're the one who recently moved in at insertmyadresshere? I'm one of your neighbours in the same staircase. Your dogs have been barking nonstop since 08:00. I know it takes a while for the dogs to get used to a new place but do you have no opportunity to take some days off from work to be with them so they get used to the new place faster?"

[10:43:46] Mikoolo I don't hit dogs unless they attack me or show serious agression towards me.

[10:46:06] Mikoolo If a small anklebiter of a dog, unleashed, bites me and the owner doesn't make it stop attacking me as I count down from 5 it will get it's neck snapped.

[10:46:47] Mikoolo Then I'll inform the police about the dog, take pictures of the dog, the owner and the damage it did to my clothes or body.

[11:00:51] Mikoolo My condolences on your broken relationship, pankakes.

[11:01:13] Mikoolo h4 not acknowledging your cows.

[11:01:34] Mikoolo Here have this comic as comfort https://i.imgur.com/qwHsv6S.png

[11:03:29] Mikoolo You'll smirk at it, h4 and pankakes.

[11:04:04] Mikoolo h4, ComputerTech is calling your e-gf pankakes for baby. Show him your e-bf powers by clocking him.

[11:04:41] Mikoolo BREAKFAST!

[11:05:10] Mikoolo You two act like a couple already tho.

[11:06:03] Mikoolo pankakes and h4 look cute together, don't they ComputerTech?

[11:08:11] Mikoolo I bet you're drinking on an empty stomach, ComputerTech.

[11:09:39] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/Epjeg6j.jpeg lol

[11:13:17] Mikoolo The second one features a cat mid sneeze, h4.

[11:13:22] Mikoolo There, I spoiled the content for you.

[11:14:09] Mikoolo yw

[11:18:28] Mikoolo Noon.

[11:21:45] Mikoolo HelderHeid did you hear about the chef that died?

[11:21:47] Mikoolo He pasta way.

[11:22:02] Mikoolo We cannoli do so much about it.

[11:22:14] Mikoolo His legacy will become a pizza history as he ran out of thyme.

[11:22:43] Mikoolo I can't. The meme text ended there.

[11:23:30] Mikoolo But I bet he was russian for the fridge all the time at work.

[11:25:36] Mikoolo I don't think it's a real duck tho.

[11:25:39] Mikoolo Seems rather small.

[11:26:03] Mikoolo I recommend a afternoon nap at 14:00 HelderHeid.

[11:26:12] Mikoolo To about 15:00 - 15:30.

[11:32:50] Mikoolo Big bro seems to want to join for Wacken next year.

[11:33:31] Mikoolo 60k + tickets 3 day long metal festival.

[11:33:38] Mikoolo Thats the amount not price.

[11:42:06] Mikoolo Show some irish muscle and drink guinness and not french shite.

[11:43:57] Mikoolo Get a cheap prostitute and ask where you can get "snow" , ComputerTech.

[11:44:19] Mikoolo ye

[11:44:30] Mikoolo yet

[11:44:40] Mikoolo yet

[11:44:43] Mikoolo hah

[11:44:48] Mikoolo Good joke.

[11:45:17] Mikoolo See, she did weed.

[11:45:32] Mikoolo That would explain a lot, Sander.

[11:46:21] Mikoolo Stop fucking inviting weirdos, ComputerTech.

[11:46:37] Mikoolo I saw after whoising them.

[11:46:58] Mikoolo I recommend leaving while you still can, rockey.

[11:47:37] Mikoolo I am being serious and not sarcastic.

[11:48:11] Mikoolo You're like a rottweiler compared to me (chihuahua) when it comes to power on rizon, ComputerTech.

[11:48:24] Mikoolo You shouldn't hide behind people.

[11:48:31] Mikoolo Peorth is a caucasian ovcharka.

[11:48:57] Mikoolo Huge dog. breeded to protect cattle from bears and wolves, ComputerTech.

[11:49:13] Mikoolo I'm 50/50 swe/fin rockey.

[11:49:24] Mikoolo Grew up right on the border.

[11:49:40] Mikoolo And ComputerTech is french. He runs away a lot like them.

[11:50:26] Mikoolo Or he's larping as the heroine in a romance movie who wants the hero to chase after her and say "COME BACK! I LOVE YOU!"

[11:51:45] Mikoolo Euuuuw

[11:52:07] Mikoolo Know what we do to people who do that, ComputerTech?

[11:52:32] Mikoolo We crab them by the neck, ComputerTech. And shove them face first into a spot of yellow snow.

[11:52:58] Mikoolo grab*

[11:53:16] Mikoolo It's just one of my increased typos after my brain damage, ComputerTech.

[11:53:31] Mikoolo Yeah.

[11:53:43] Mikoolo We can trade.

[11:54:10] Mikoolo You can get the metal object stuck in your brain and trade right eyes with each other, ComputerTech.

[11:54:26] Mikoolo You expressed jealousy.

[11:55:35] Mikoolo Your sarcasm comes of as aunthentic feeling regarding your past behaviour, ComputerTech.

[11:58:40] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/raM9j0eepj0

[12:04:06] Mikoolo Oh yeah, ComputerTech still hasn't noticed it yet.

[12:05:48] Mikoolo You'll notice sooner or later, ComputerTech.

[12:05:58] Mikoolo But it's been 2 days now.

[12:08:19] Mikoolo I

[12:08:32] Mikoolo I'll tell you once a week has passed, ComputerTech.

[12:08:56] Mikoolo You should notice by then.

[12:09:23] Mikoolo apparently

[12:09:27] Mikoolo And that saddens me.

[12:09:50] Mikoolo I'll tell you once a week has passed, 5 days from now.

[12:22:10] Mikoolo They got 1 million spiders for each citizen, ComputerTech. YOu don't wanna go there.

[12:22:48] Mikoolo And it's close to autumn down there too.

[12:23:43] Mikoolo It's winter there.

[12:23:50] Mikoolo It was -38c last month.

[12:24:29] Mikoolo Put a bottle of frozen water infront of that deskfan, or right behind it, Lex.

[12:25:34] Mikoolo Remember, don't fill the bottle to max before putting it in the freezer as ice expands, Lex. Leave some room for that expansion.

[12:26:40] Mikoolo Want to meet Mr Höger and Mr Vänster, ComputerTech?

[12:27:02] Mikoolo Do you?

[12:28:23] Mikoolo .t sv en Mikoolo slår ComputerTech med en höger som följs snabbt upp med en rak vänster.

[12:29:05] Mikoolo .t sv en vänster

[12:29:08] Mikoolo .t sv en lämnad

[12:29:14] Mikoolo .t sv en höger

[12:29:16] Mikoolo .t sv en rätt

[12:31:02] Mikoolo Hero? lol.

[12:31:22] Mikoolo He's the backgroun drunkard at any tavern in fantasy books/movies, Lex.

[12:37:12] Mikoolo A hero wouldn't slap, ComputerTech.

[12:37:19] Mikoolo A hero would pull out a sword or a gun.

[12:37:54] Mikoolo You're just some fist fighter that the hero beats up to show the villagers his strength and fisticuff provess, ComputerTech.

[12:39:00] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/hynRbnQ2hIE

[12:40:14] Mikoolo Drugs, chai.

[12:48:39] Mikoolo What type of ricecake, pankakes?

[12:51:29] Mikoolo Ru, KurtGodel, chai, take the cross channel drama somewhere else.

[12:52:49] Mikoolo Ain't my idea, Ru. But the person whos idea it is has my support.

[12:53:10] Mikoolo But what type, pankakes?

[12:53:20] Mikoolo Japanese style rice cake, the brown hard one?

[12:53:29] Mikoolo Korean tteokbokki soft spicy rice cake?

[12:53:37] Mikoolo Ah a puffed one.

[12:54:31] Mikoolo Saying "I'm eating rice cake" is like saying "I'm eating pasta."

[12:54:38] Mikoolo Theres so many different types of both.

[12:55:47] Mikoolo The white puffed ones are american, pankakes. fyi.

[12:56:27] Mikoolo :D

[12:57:39] Mikoolo I want to try tteokbokki one day.

[12:57:39] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/XJ79FPwav4g

[12:59:36] Mikoolo Racism is everywhere and everyone is a racist, chai.

[12:59:52] Mikoolo Some are louder than others.

[13:01:43] Mikoolo I've been called a racist for my hate towards american self segregation because everyone there identifies themselves as an example, irish-american, chinese-american, african-american and many many more, chai.

[13:02:11] Mikoolo A extreme few of them identifies themselves as american.

[13:02:13] Mikoolo hi wez.

[13:03:39] Mikoolo Good, irish666.

[13:03:41] Mikoolo They seem sane.

[13:03:59] Mikoolo As long as they don't, as an example, say they are swedish-american.

[13:04:43] Mikoolo See the states as separate countries and you'll start to understand, irish666.

[13:05:25] Mikoolo Abortion is every womans right to decide on their own.

[13:06:38] Mikoolo In that context then I agree with your no, wez.

[13:07:20] Mikoolo And if she refuses then imo the man shouldn't be forced to pay alimony and such.

[13:08:41] Mikoolo Theres women who are against abortion, pankakes.

[13:08:53] Mikoolo Natural born women.

[13:11:19] Mikoolo swastikas are not ok

[13:11:22] Mikoolo Manjis are tho.

[13:11:49] Mikoolo And please take cross channel drama somewhere else, chai.

[13:12:01] Mikoolo You've already been told multiple times.

[13:13:19] Mikoolo It's like chai only choses to read what she wants to read and take stuff out of context.

[13:13:54] Mikoolo If they behave in here then it's ok for them to be in here, chai.

[13:15:06] Mikoolo And pankakes agrees with that statement, chai. If you actually read what she wrote you would have seen that.

[13:16:30] Mikoolo They are lying now, foxy. They say they don't know pankakes and yet a moment before they claim they are a nazi.

[13:17:52] Mikoolo Some of them were discovered having escaped to other countries, irish666.

[13:18:13] Mikoolo Hi hungry.

[13:19:50] Mikoolo It's a death drink.

[13:19:54] Mikoolo You don't drink them.

[13:20:20] Mikoolo And chewy?

[13:20:55] Mikoolo ComputerTech abuses his ircop powers to monitor people and their dicks!

[13:21:16] Mikoolo You just revealed that irish666's dick ain't think, ComputerTech.

[13:21:23] Mikoolo thick*

[13:22:44] Mikoolo No

[13:22:56] Mikoolo No one wants to cream pie you, ComputerTech.

[13:23:01] Mikoolo Except TorS.

[13:27:51] Mikoolo Who is 23andme?

[13:28:04] Mikoolo Or what?

[13:28:31] Mikoolo Ah it's some genetic testing thingy.

[13:28:33] Mikoolo Fuck that.

[13:30:03] Mikoolo He was home schooled, pankakes. He wasn't socialized as a child so he can't show respect.

[13:30:41] Mikoolo Hon hon hon! oui baguette madamoiselle ComputerTech!

[13:31:11] Mikoolo Please apologize to foxy and buy her a new charger, ComputerTech.

[13:31:29] Mikoolo You're the only little shit in here, ComputerTech.

[13:32:20] Mikoolo lacuna*

[13:32:38] Mikoolo A snake band, foxy.

[13:32:45] Mikoolo They like to coil up.

[13:44:52] Mikoolo Do me, Lex.

[13:45:11] Mikoolo :D

[13:45:18] Mikoolo They did me, h4!

[13:45:44] Mikoolo We got a brit with 3 letters in their nick, HelderHeid, waz.

[13:52:53] Mikoolo I agree, norway is better than sweden.

[13:53:15] Mikoolo Remember Fluffy, HelderHeid?

[13:53:33] Mikoolo The norwegian guy that did internet radio.

[13:53:50] Mikoolo He wasn't clinically insane.

[13:53:54] Mikoolo Thats not the right fluffy, foxy.

[13:56:22] Mikoolo Can I come over and meet your cats foxy? https://i.imgur.com/ozWGOG0.jpeg this is what I look like.

[13:56:57] Mikoolo Thats ok, foxy. I can share the cats with him.

[13:57:48] Mikoolo :)

[13:58:15] Mikoolo :D

[13:59:35] Mikoolo She's a responsible adult, wez. She probably needs to go to work soon.

[14:00:37] Mikoolo Pets

[14:00:46] Mikoolo Some people call them kids.

[14:01:09] Mikoolo Does it get a lot of petting, wildting2?

[14:01:17] Mikoolo Wait

[14:01:19] Mikoolo pets not pet

[14:01:22] Mikoolo Eeeeuuuuuuuw

[14:01:29] Mikoolo You got crabs wildting2? D:

[14:06:25] Mikoolo No thanks.

[14:06:52] Mikoolo The g-forces required to leave earths gravitation field could kill me, wildting2.

[14:07:12] Mikoolo Or make me into a soft paperweight.

[14:07:23] Mikoolo I doubt I'll be alive by then.

[14:08:02] Mikoolo But my plan for my 80th b-day is still on.

[14:08:25] Mikoolo Get naked and find a mama bear to mate with in the forest.

[14:09:14] Mikoolo We need millions of people to stop eating meat to make a large enough impact for the cattle breeders to reduce production.

[14:09:47] Mikoolo Water ain't healthy either.

[14:10:08] Mikoolo People die from water every day.

[14:10:35] Mikoolo And drowning.

[14:10:36] Mikoolo Sharks.

[14:10:49] Mikoolo .t de en äpfel und birnen

[14:11:05] Mikoolo Take some water from a public toilet and try it, wildting2.

[14:12:27] Mikoolo Here wildting2. This is the question. <&h4> will you stop eating meat now since it is a major contributor to global warming and deforestation?

[14:13:09] Mikoolo Ah, what hes gonna do about it.

[14:13:54] Mikoolo Worst thing to happen europe is if the gulf stream changes direction or stop.

[14:14:04] Mikoolo Hello siberia expansion!

[14:15:40] Mikoolo Reverse refugee wave of europeans to mena countries.

[14:17:33] Mikoolo I know how to save earth tho, h4.

[14:17:54] Mikoolo Stop producing vaccines to the next disease that comes out from china.

[14:17:57] Mikoolo Problem solved.

[14:18:38] Mikoolo Make everyone believe in herd immunity for it aswell.

[14:19:03] Mikoolo We'll see a huge population decrease until the herd immunity takes effect.

[14:19:16] Mikoolo I know, wez.

[14:19:27] Mikoolo It'll go global, wez.

[14:20:31] Mikoolo Humans are the disease, corona, spanish flu and all that is the cure/vaccine, wez.

[14:20:46] Mikoolo I think he's inlove with you, h4.

[14:21:17] Mikoolo I am ignoring the symptoms, h4.

[14:21:23] Mikoolo And go straight for the cause.

[14:22:36] Mikoolo If you get, as an example, ebola. Do you want them to give you bandaid and stuff to stop you bleeding from all your orifices, or do you want them to cure the disease, h4?

[14:28:23] Mikoolo No

[14:28:28] Mikoolo Hats are not allowed on these premises.

[14:30:57] Mikoolo I bet it typoed mallet, h4. Bot Neo_Nemesis and Internets.

[14:31:03] Mikoolo .t en de mallet

[14:36:46] Mikoolo s/fox/dingo

[14:37:43] Mikoolo Want me to kick him for it, wez?

[14:37:57] Mikoolo :<

[14:38:17] Mikoolo I rarely get to whiteknight these days :<

[14:39:55] Mikoolo Want me to make a time machine and beat up irish666's ancestors, wez?

[14:42:51] Mikoolo Yes?

[14:47:20] Mikoolo Please stop calling it swedish cheese, irish666.

[14:47:34] Mikoolo Because it ain't a fucking cheese.

[14:47:55] Mikoolo It's more like a thicker yoghurt.

[14:48:27] Mikoolo And it's most likely german rather than swedish, irish666.

[14:48:37] Mikoolo In origin.

[14:49:04] Mikoolo If I put the swedish flag on your house does it become a swedish house then, irish666?

[14:50:04] Mikoolo SWEDISH TERRITORY NOW!

[14:51:04] Mikoolo Can't have foreigners living in a swedish house, irish666.

[14:51:16] Mikoolo Wouldn't really be a swedish house then.

[14:51:33] Mikoolo You can if you want apply for swedish citizenship and I would then allow you back in.

[14:52:17] Mikoolo h4, irish666 is saying that quark was invented in sweden!

[14:53:44] Mikoolo No, irish666. ComputerTech unbanned them after they said a certain word that made the bot ban them.

[14:54:10] Mikoolo Runner?

[14:54:19] Mikoolo jogger ain't a bad word.

[14:54:25] Mikoolo It's someone who is jogging.

[15:26:59] Mikoolo Unemployment office called. Got a meeting with them on tuesday next week.

[15:35:40] Mikoolo I hope it's Hannibal style, esjay.

[15:36:16] Mikoolo :(

[15:36:34] Mikoolo You can spit it out after biting it off, esjay.

[15:37:10] Mikoolo Claim self defense. Say they put it into your mouth without your consent.

[15:37:37] Mikoolo hi Zero.

[15:38:34] Mikoolo A garlic a day keeps the vampires away.

[15:39:15] Mikoolo Hope your boss doesn't show up at work, Zero!

[15:39:25] Mikoolo You can, h4.

[15:39:51] Mikoolo It is still a thing.

[15:39:59] Mikoolo Will be a thing for many years more.

[15:40:28] Mikoolo H3RdImUn1Ty h4!

[15:44:56] Mikoolo Nongshim, esjay.

[15:45:05] Mikoolo South korean brand.

[15:45:19] Mikoolo I love their kimchi bowl noodles.

[15:46:23] Mikoolo Whenever I buy their kimchi bowl noodles I also buy cheese breadrolls.

[15:46:33] Mikoolo And dip them in the broth after consuming the noodles.

[15:46:59] Mikoolo I should look at other brands at the local thai shop.

[15:47:04] Mikoolo They got tons.

[15:48:07] Mikoolo I bought those kimchi bowl noodles once and gave one to my mum. She texted me right after eating "Where did you buy it? how much was it? I need more!"

[15:49:05] Mikoolo I bought a tempura instant bowl noodle, forgot the brand. It was extremely meh and flavourless. No flavour package with it.

[15:49:12] Mikoolo At the same time.

[15:50:41] Mikoolo Theres a uk brand of cup noodles, forgot the name of it. But their curry one is delicious. HelderHeid can probably name it by heart.

[15:50:49] Mikoolo Or irish666.

[15:51:25] Mikoolo Pot noodles, esjay.

[15:52:08] Mikoolo I recommend homemade reindeer or moose jerky over noodles.

[15:53:29] Mikoolo I ain't Rudolph, wez. I'm Mikoolo the cyborg!

[16:02:12] Mikoolo I got two pies in the freezer.

[16:02:19] Mikoolo Taco and mince meat.

[16:02:34] Mikoolo The taco one is really nice with kidney beans and stuff.

[16:45:46] Mikoolo CoD was fun when I smoked weed.

[16:48:13] Mikoolo uninstall

[16:49:10] Mikoolo GTA Online.

[16:49:26] Mikoolo Just never play it on pc.

[16:51:16] Mikoolo Was it chronic, phish?

[16:51:31] Mikoolo Rudolph?

[16:51:35] Mikoolo Mikoolo?

[16:51:48] Mikoolo Haven't seen him for years.

[16:52:13] Mikoolo I got holes in mine too.

[16:52:27] Mikoolo I feel threatened now.

[16:52:56] Mikoolo No because I don't want you to break my nose or give me more ventilation holes on other places in my body, phish.

[17:01:49] Mikoolo Did you sit on your dads lap yet and told him about your weekend, ComputerTech?

[17:02:26] Mikoolo Only if you were faking your laughs, ComputerTech.

[17:03:12] Mikoolo And why are you lol'ing for, h4?

[17:24:23] Mikoolo Hey! You made h4 leave ComputerTech!

[17:24:51] Mikoolo Don't say sorry to me, ComputerTech.

[17:25:29] Mikoolo I ain't the one you offended, ComputerTech.

[17:25:38] Mikoolo Thats why you shouldn't say sorry to me.

[17:25:58] Mikoolo And thats how you spell the word. Not "sry" which doesn't even look genuine.

[17:28:11] Mikoolo I didn't know you went balls deep into ComputerTech, Zero.

[17:28:29] Mikoolo I bet his anus was thight af and that made you cum really fast, Zero.

[17:29:15] Mikoolo Did you see the pr0gramm video wof and I have been posting in here, Zero?

[17:29:36] Mikoolo Do you want to see it Zero? :>

[17:29:37] Mikoolo It

[17:29:41] Mikoolo It's NSFW.

[17:29:43] Mikoolo Very much so.

[17:29:50] Mikoolo I know.

[17:30:00] Mikoolo I'll send it to you later.

[17:30:35] Mikoolo Test failed. Error Code: 418.

[17:31:22] Mikoolo NSFW! CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED! https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/09/09/a3c7fc19c4e9c7c8.mp4

[17:31:53] Mikoolo There I posted it, h4.

[17:36:32] Mikoolo You asked for it tho, h4.

[17:38:25] Mikoolo The red all caps NSFW! CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED! didn't give a hint about the content considering I pretty much never make that part so important.

[17:39:11] Mikoolo THIS THEN?

[17:39:21] Mikoolo WHAT COLOURS ARE THESE?

[17:39:34] Mikoolo I think your client is faulty.

[17:39:46] Mikoolo What the fuck is wal?

[17:41:00] Mikoolo meh

[17:41:02] Mikoolo Don'

[17:41:08] Mikoolo Don't see the use of something like that.

[17:44:20] Mikoolo h4 they didn't see you mention this before "<&h4> could have said it was scat "

[17:44:27] Mikoolo So they should blame themselves.

[17:45:08] Mikoolo And h4 doesn't read what you write either, Zero.

[17:45:10] Mikoolo [18:28:43] <~Zero> butt stuff is gross

[17:45:10] Mikoolo [18:28:52] <~Zero> only people that like poo like butt stuff

[17:46:00] Mikoolo Hence why he wrote "poo" in there, h4.

[17:46:04] Mikoolo .t en de poo

[17:46:43] Mikoolo I see mrinfinity skipped his thorazine pills this morning.

[17:50:17] Mikoolo It works here.

[17:50:37] Mikoolo Damn. Boy turned white.

[17:54:50] Mikoolo HelderHeid is a mexican immigrant in UK, Zero. He makes tacos at home.

[17:55:18] Mikoolo Just say yes, HelderHeid.

[17:56:00] Mikoolo I think charles would let you into his bedroom, pankakes. So you can fuck charles.

[17:57:15] Mikoolo Oh yeah that charles helmet yt search reminded me of a bunch of bicycle enthusiasts encountering a wild charles.

[17:57:57] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/QABiQFWwXHg?t=264

[17:58:01] Mikoolo That timestamp.

[18:19:31] Mikoolo irish666 h4 Zero Google Vision Pro review https://i.imgur.com/ZG0YiKW.mp4

[18:32:21] Mikoolo I would have punched him halfway trough that if he presented himself with all that.

[18:33:42] Mikoolo Must be really old then if Christopher Columbus is his dad.

[18:34:18] Mikoolo .u toby keith

[18:41:59] Mikoolo Why didn't you bring it with you irish666?

[18:42:36] Mikoolo I do that all the time.

[18:43:10] Mikoolo Imagine a thick yougurth, Zero.

[18:43:18] Mikoolo yogurth*

[18:43:40] Mikoolo And kvarg is german not swedish.

[18:43:56] Mikoolo irish666 is just larping as a retarded american.

[18:44:09] Mikoolo For when he moved over there permanently.

[18:45:09] Mikoolo Sorry, didn't know you're black, irish666.

[18:46:23] Mikoolo It's a dairy product thats thickened due to bacteria introduction. People flavour it with various kinds of fruits, Zero.

[18:47:40] Mikoolo It is yogurt, Zero. I just typoed a h to it.

[18:48:51] Mikoolo It ain't.

[18:49:13] Mikoolo I prefer margarine on sandwiches over butter.

[18:49:29] Mikoolo But then we have better food regulations and laws than the US.

[18:50:23] Mikoolo I hate canned whip cream.

[18:50:25] Mikoolo Tried it once.

[18:50:31] Mikoolo Didn't like the taste of it.

[18:50:55] Mikoolo Never tried cheese wiz tho.

[18:51:08] Mikoolo It's easy to make whipped cream.

[18:51:16] Mikoolo Even a 6 year old can do it.

[18:52:51] Mikoolo You take a whisk and whisk it in cream.

[18:52:58] Mikoolo Wham after a few seconds you got whip cream.

[18:53:51] Mikoolo Now if I read between the lines one can assume you don't know how with your previous sentence.

[18:54:06] Mikoolo "<~Zero> Fortunately my wife knows how to make whipped cream from scratch and actually likes doing it"

[18:54:49] Mikoolo I wouldn't call making whip cream cooking.

[18:55:17] Mikoolo You even hate making sandwiches? :<

[18:55:50] Mikoolo til Zero doesn't even brew coffee or make tea :(

[18:56:34] Mikoolo So if you and I were roomies you'd order takeout everyday, Zero?

[18:56:42] Mikoolo While I'd be eating my homemade meatballs.

[18:57:17] Mikoolo Dad weight.

[18:57:45] Mikoolo Your biological clock decided to turn into dad mode.

[18:58:46] Mikoolo You don't.

[18:58:59] Mikoolo 1000usd car licenseplate is a waste imo.

[19:00:33] Mikoolo Is performance better?

[19:00:37] Mikoolo Or are you sad because it ain't?

[19:12:13] Mikoolo D&D meme https://i.imgur.com/9d8uMOQ.jpeg

[19:13:44] Mikoolo Zero this reminded me of your wife https://i.imgur.com/kk2C9tJ.jpeg

[19:16:19] Mikoolo Let her have it as a quilty pleasure.

[19:16:38] Mikoolo Zero, did you watch nilered make american cheese?

[19:16:54] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

[19:17:12] Mikoolo I'd eat that.

[19:17:39] Mikoolo That it contains plastic, HelderHeid.

[19:17:45] Mikoolo Which it does not.

[19:18:17] Mikoolo It does however contain colby, HelderHeid.

[19:18:22] Mikoolo And water, esjay.

[19:18:26] Mikoolo It's basically diluted cheese.

[19:18:54] Mikoolo If you add water to cheese you're diluting it.

[19:19:25] Mikoolo Can't argue against the village elder.

[19:20:23] Mikoolo See it from the dark side, esjay. 30 years from now you'll be one of them.

[19:22:26] Mikoolo Was fun to see him do something different while still same content as usually.

[19:23:03] Mikoolo Well cooking is chemistry.

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