IRC Driven

[00:58:46] TheFatherMind Foxy, I was whitness to that clear case of OP ABUSE... If you wish to press charges against him I will testify. Also.. If you would like me to submit a complaint on your behalf I will do that too.

[00:59:03] TheFatherMind ooo

[00:59:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[00:59:12] TheFatherMind phish your gun sucks.

[00:59:17] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[00:59:32] TheFatherMind Ohh baby!! you make me ALLL WETTTT

[01:08:03] TheFatherMind !BANG

[01:08:07] TheFatherMind !SHOP 12

[01:08:08] TheFatherMind !BANG

[01:22:58] TheFatherMind They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian...

[01:23:03] TheFatherMind THEY ARE NOT LAUGHING NOW!

[01:26:57] TheFatherMind Mostly my pants size

[01:28:43] TheFatherMind NO NOT THAT JEDI CHICK AGAIN!!!

[01:29:04] TheFatherMind foxy!!! NO!!!!

[01:29:22] TheFatherMind I do not wish to see.. that of which I cannot UNSEE!

[03:01:05] TheFatherMind ooo duck!

[03:01:07] TheFatherMind !BANG

[03:01:09] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[03:01:10] TheFatherMind !BANG

[03:01:18] TheFatherMind I always lose count.

[03:01:43] TheFatherMind Chinese people are buying me a video projector!

[03:17:05] TheFatherMind duukkkkkkkkk!

[03:17:07] TheFatherMind !BANG

[04:03:06] TheFatherMind !BANG

[04:03:08] TheFatherMind !BANG

[04:03:41] TheFatherMind thank you... I have a strong feeling the next one is yours.

[04:05:58] TheFatherMind Was changing the batteries in one of my door sensors. I have a door sensor on the Master Bathroom closit tied to a Zigbee lightbulb that automatically turns on when the door is open.. becuase of the door sensor.

[04:06:09] TheFatherMind But they are all wireles so I have to change the batteries every year or so.

[04:15:06] TheFatherMind get it caplink!

[04:15:17] TheFatherMind LOL

[04:15:33] TheFatherMind Oh Dear

[04:16:07] TheFatherMind OH DEAR!

[04:17:16] TheFatherMind mrinfinity might as well get the other one too.

[04:17:32] TheFatherMind You are a good man for giving caplink a chance.

[04:24:11] TheFatherMind Duck!

[04:24:41] TheFatherMind !BANG

[04:24:57] TheFatherMind -35 xp!!! I knew I should have not pressed the button.

[04:25:04] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[04:25:16] TheFatherMind !SHOP 1

[04:25:21] TheFatherMind !SHOP 2

[04:25:22] TheFatherMind !SHOP 2

[04:25:39] TheFatherMind How are you all getting more ammo per clip?

[04:27:08] TheFatherMind There it is.

[04:27:34] TheFatherMind Even Ru has 10/10

[04:28:00] TheFatherMind I do not have a script Ru

[04:28:22] TheFatherMind I never said that. h4 said that.

[04:28:49] TheFatherMind I just use the built in features for mIRC. It pings me when a duck shows up.

[04:29:14] TheFatherMind I leave it open on a screen so it is always right there.

[04:29:33] TheFatherMind Well I used to have !BANG there so I could just hit enter... but then I switched it to /b

[04:29:44] TheFatherMind And then I got lazy and now I just press F1

[04:29:54] TheFatherMind It is all the same.. one keypress.

[04:30:10] TheFatherMind Oh dear.

[04:30:27] TheFatherMind Well you can paste and leave it in the type box.

[04:30:44] TheFatherMind What app are you using?

[04:30:59] TheFatherMind oh right

[04:33:06] TheFatherMind Another one!

[04:37:06] TheFatherMind QWAK

[04:40:15] TheFatherMind Oh Dear

[04:40:47] TheFatherMind I am not even playing!!!

[04:40:56] TheFatherMind !Shop 13

[04:41:24] TheFatherMind LOL phish :P

[04:45:06] TheFatherMind OOOOO!

[04:45:10] TheFatherMind OH no!

[04:45:19] TheFatherMind Yeah you have to wait a round or two.

[04:45:26] TheFatherMind Or find an admin to god gift you a gun.

[04:45:47] TheFatherMind LOL

[04:45:56] TheFatherMind LOL LOL

[04:46:04] TheFatherMind Syndus you cannot talk.. YOU ARE DEAD

[04:47:09] TheFatherMind You totally did.. then you killed Syndus

[04:47:39] TheFatherMind If you want to test to see if you have a gun.. !REALOAD do not !BANG

[04:47:56] TheFatherMind LOL Syndus

[04:48:18] TheFatherMind I will kill this one for you Ru

[04:50:11] TheFatherMind WHAT!!!!

[04:50:23] TheFatherMind Oh tought it was dead

[04:50:27] TheFatherMind LOL 5 or 10??

[04:56:11] TheFatherMind It escapes as it just has.

[04:56:18] TheFatherMind I thought someone had got it..

[04:56:36] TheFatherMind That duck is now on its way to tell its friends how it got away from us.. I am not pleased.

[05:00:03] TheFatherMind !BANG

[05:00:09] TheFatherMind !SHOP 12

[05:00:10] TheFatherMind !BANG

[05:00:13] TheFatherMind !BANG

[05:00:18] TheFatherMind try to reload now.

[05:00:32] TheFatherMind LOL phish

[05:00:39] TheFatherMind 👍

[05:00:53] TheFatherMind !Shop 16 ~phish

[05:01:17] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[05:03:07] TheFatherMind there it is!

[05:03:16] TheFatherMind Less than 5.. but close!

[05:03:23] TheFatherMind Nice!

[05:03:40] TheFatherMind Well it is random. I have seen it take up to an hour at times.

[05:15:44] TheFatherMind LOL

[05:27:03] TheFatherMind !BANG

[05:27:14] TheFatherMind Nice job slim!

[05:31:05] TheFatherMind !BANG

[05:31:14] TheFatherMind You would have had it..

[05:31:17] TheFatherMind IF YOU HAD ARMS!

[05:33:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[05:33:13] TheFatherMind 👍

[05:33:30] TheFatherMind Put some fun stuff in her search history.. THEN BLAME HER FOR IT.

[05:33:45] TheFatherMind "How to be happy when you have a man with a small dick"

[05:34:03] TheFatherMind I found that in my wifes search history...

[05:34:06] TheFatherMind I hope she is cheating.

[05:34:20] TheFatherMind I really hope she is cheating....

[05:34:41] TheFatherMind You actually look like a ferret.

[05:36:04] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[05:36:06] TheFatherMind !BANG

[05:36:21] TheFatherMind LOL slim is correct.

[05:40:43] TheFatherMind Good to see you GrungeBarbie

[05:55:03] TheFatherMind !BANG

[05:57:17] TheFatherMind yeah, I spend a lot of time in front of my computer.

[05:57:50] TheFatherMind That is about 18 a day.

[06:00:07] TheFatherMind Qwak

[06:00:15] TheFatherMind QWWWAAAAKKK

[06:00:30] TheFatherMind A gold one is due

[06:15:06] TheFatherMind oh dear

[06:15:28] TheFatherMind buy dry ones.

[06:15:37] TheFatherMind and then shoot slim

[06:15:44] TheFatherMind You are going to wait the whole hour???

[06:16:10] TheFatherMind Ohhhh

[06:16:51] TheFatherMind I guess SOME people do not believe in timers.

[06:17:00] TheFatherMind But why??????

[06:17:23] TheFatherMind YOu need to buy a clover Ru

[06:17:50] TheFatherMind Jokes on you pankakes everyone here *likes* sex.

[06:18:04] TheFatherMind Gives you way more exp points on each kill.

[06:18:13] TheFatherMind Pays for its self instantly.

[06:18:19] TheFatherMind Shop 10

[06:19:10] TheFatherMind Top users of what???

[06:42:57] TheFatherMind That is racist!

[06:43:09] TheFatherMind School is like a penis...

[06:43:13] TheFatherMind It is long... and hard....

[06:43:17] TheFatherMind UNLESS YOU ARE ASIAN!

[06:43:33] TheFatherMind That is also racist.

[06:43:47] TheFatherMind Awww crap

[06:44:33] TheFatherMind I am actually racist.. I am just not prejudice.. people do not really recognize the difference between those two things anymore.

[06:44:49] TheFatherMind Yup

[06:44:59] TheFatherMind Ru FYI my wife is Asian.

[06:45:03] TheFatherMind !BANG

[06:45:21] TheFatherMind SOOO SLOW

[06:45:31] TheFatherMind No LOL but she does wash them.

[06:45:54] TheFatherMind LOL

[06:46:14] TheFatherMind I am sorry Ru

[06:47:09] TheFatherMind I think I showed you all this before.. my wife made this for the car when she was learning to drive: https://i.imgur.com/70KuDiU.jpeg

[06:47:50] TheFatherMind ComputerTech made a whole website as a testament to how horny he actually is.

[06:48:03] TheFatherMind Little older than that Ru

[06:48:34] TheFatherMind Ru she knew how to drive a motorcycle but not a car.

[06:48:51] TheFatherMind And on account of her being Asian or something.. she was really struggling to pass the test.

[06:49:01] TheFatherMind I actually saw the guy testing her have a nervous breakdown.

[06:49:09] TheFatherMind Peorth you got me.

[06:50:00] TheFatherMind Ru is 11?

[06:50:16] TheFatherMind Pretty sure I saw you say you were.

[06:50:29] TheFatherMind Now you know what it is like for me.

[06:50:32] TheFatherMind Mr. 11 year old.

[06:50:51] TheFatherMind Smaller age difference then between myself and my wife.

[06:51:52] TheFatherMind IDK it is up there.

[06:53:00] TheFatherMind LOL

[06:53:15] TheFatherMind SERIOUSLY?

[06:54:24] TheFatherMind Here this is her: https://imgur.com/gallery/lowW9q2

[06:54:46] TheFatherMind I will never look for a new wife. I am very happy in my marriage and life.

[06:55:29] TheFatherMind FU ComputerTech LOL

[06:55:45] TheFatherMind She is a girl I saw... I just did not mention she was my wife.

[06:56:12] TheFatherMind OH yeah, that is my wearing one of my MAGA hats.

[06:56:22] TheFatherMind thank you pankakes I will pass that on.

[06:56:56] TheFatherMind Yes h4 I put that icon on all my clients desktops.. it makes things simple for them.

[06:57:16] TheFatherMind LOL h4

[06:57:19] TheFatherMind That is a sex thing.

[06:57:28] TheFatherMind It is a channel that still exists on our mumble server for some reason.

[06:58:03] TheFatherMind Not channels that I created.. well I take that back I did create the coolest channel ever.

[06:58:44] TheFatherMind h4 was reading the channel names on that image from the computer screen of our mumble server.

[06:59:01] TheFatherMind @chanrank

[06:59:35] TheFatherMind h4 that is Mithra.. and he often sleeps like that.

[06:59:45] TheFatherMind He is over 20+ years old now.

[06:59:58] TheFatherMind I am okay with it not having a video chat.

[07:00:20] TheFatherMind Why?

[07:00:34] TheFatherMind I do not care.

[07:00:42] TheFatherMind I use those to hide the good stuff.

[07:00:50] TheFatherMind Fuk off

[07:02:47] TheFatherMind pankakes do you drink coffee?

[07:03:21] TheFatherMind Ru she looks nothing like me. And she is not as young as she looks.

[07:03:53] TheFatherMind pankakes the migranes are likly from coming down off the caffeine as you are a drug addict.

[07:04:07] TheFatherMind Drink coffee if the headache starts to get better.. you know what you have to do.

[07:04:36] TheFatherMind Oh yeah I remember that.

[07:05:40] TheFatherMind Thank you h4

[07:05:42] TheFatherMind https://i.imgur.com/K5Q1nQ5.jpeg

[07:05:44] TheFatherMind Desktop has not changed.

[07:05:53] TheFatherMind I use that font because I am dyslexic

[07:06:24] TheFatherMind It is not comic sans

[07:06:47] TheFatherMind h4 that is Win11

[07:07:46] TheFatherMind It is.. here: https://i.imgur.com/P6rjdYn.jpeg

[07:08:02] TheFatherMind I like that design.. so I hacked up my OS a bit.

[07:08:13] TheFatherMind StartAllBack

[07:08:17] TheFatherMind And a few other tweaks.

[07:08:29] TheFatherMind Cost $5

[07:09:38] TheFatherMind Are you asking me?

[07:09:52] TheFatherMind Lex it has not yet.

[07:10:01] TheFatherMind Well once... but I fixed it in like 30 seconds.

[07:10:20] TheFatherMind h4 that is my old apartment before I bought this house.

[07:10:53] TheFatherMind Is there?

[07:11:11] TheFatherMind no h4 that is a knife with a crown.

[07:11:22] TheFatherMind And h4 you know that my IRL name is Merlin right?

[07:11:25] TheFatherMind I do own a wand.

[07:11:40] TheFatherMind LOL h4 LOL LOL

[07:12:01] TheFatherMind No.. your Ice

[07:12:08] TheFatherMind I am.

[07:12:18] TheFatherMind https://facebook.com/TheFatherMind

[07:12:48] TheFatherMind LOL

[07:13:40] TheFatherMind I would not mind checking out those catacombs

[07:14:57] TheFatherMind I have been ghost hunting.. Caught one!! took a picture then let it go.

[07:15:05] TheFatherMind Turns out is not like fishing.

[07:15:11] TheFatherMind The ghost did not show up in the picture.

[07:16:51] TheFatherMind When I was about 12 I was *sure* I saw a ghost. But now I wonder if I just saw one of the boys from the house sneaking through my room into the girls room that connected to my bathroom.

[07:18:42] TheFatherMind Wife is calling me... time for this day to have its Happy Ending....

[07:19:04] TheFatherMind LOL foxy

[07:19:16] TheFatherMind Goodnight.

[07:19:22] TheFatherMind Stop going through my shit h4

[07:19:41] TheFatherMind You got some on your nose ComputerTech

[07:19:57] TheFatherMind Burn Sage in every room foxy

[19:16:32] TheFatherMind Just missed the golden duk.

[19:32:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[19:32:10] TheFatherMind !Shop 16 h4

[19:32:23] TheFatherMind WATER FIGHT!!!!

[19:32:32] TheFatherMind !Shop 10

[19:33:04] TheFatherMind !Shop 4

[19:33:10] TheFatherMind !Shop 6

[19:33:18] TheFatherMind !Shop 9

[19:33:24] TheFatherMind !Shop 8

[19:33:31] TheFatherMind !Shop 11

[19:33:37] TheFatherMind !Shop 19

[19:34:05] TheFatherMind SHOWING YOUR TITS IS NOT GAY!

[19:34:09] TheFatherMind (Looking at them is)

[20:46:03] TheFatherMind !SHOP 12

[20:46:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[20:49:03] TheFatherMind duck!

[20:49:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[20:49:05] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[20:49:06] TheFatherMind !BANG

[20:55:03] TheFatherMind ACK!

[20:55:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[21:09:07] TheFatherMind YES!

[21:09:08] TheFatherMind !BANG

[21:40:06] TheFatherMind yes!

[21:40:07] TheFatherMind aim!

[21:40:08] TheFatherMind !BANG

[21:40:13] TheFatherMind wez! you cannot do that.

[21:40:35] TheFatherMind Stop trying to hug the ducks.

[21:40:41] TheFatherMind ESPECIALLY when we are SHOOTING AT THEM.

[21:40:49] TheFatherMind Fucking dug huggers.

[21:40:53] TheFatherMind * duck

[21:41:01] TheFatherMind well dug works too

[21:41:08] TheFatherMind Listen to the barby wez

[21:42:56] TheFatherMind I think we should be able to shoot down the duck army

[21:43:03] TheFatherMind qwak

[21:43:04] TheFatherMind !BANG

[21:43:07] TheFatherMind !BANG

[21:43:09] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[21:43:10] TheFatherMind !Shop 7

[21:43:12] TheFatherMind !BANG

[21:43:15] TheFatherMind !RELOAD

[21:43:16] TheFatherMind !BANG

[21:43:17] TheFatherMind !BANG

[21:43:29] TheFatherMind Why did I even recommend people be able to befriend them.

[21:43:56] TheFatherMind LOL I like that.

[21:45:45] TheFatherMind https://Screenshot.SeeMyShit.com/1K0vJQjDK6.png

[21:47:27] TheFatherMind I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me.. if I did not stop signing "I'm A Believer".. Then I saw her face.

[21:47:35] TheFatherMind Good luck GrungeBarbie!

[21:47:45] TheFatherMind Should have said something sooner I have interview advice videos.

[21:54:18] TheFatherMind My friend keeps telling me, "Cheer up. You are not stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water."... I mean.. I know he means WELL.

[21:58:16] TheFatherMind I know right?!

[22:02:44] TheFatherMind It is a deep subject.. sorry I brought it up.

[22:30:04] TheFatherMind YES!

[22:30:06] TheFatherMind !BANG

[22:33:33] TheFatherMind How did your interview go GrungeBarbie?

[22:36:27] TheFatherMind Wait.. GrungeBarbie is a WOMAN?

[22:36:37] TheFatherMind Okay...

[22:36:54] TheFatherMind When you put it on the top.. like that.. you also have to turn it a bit.

[22:37:15] TheFatherMind wof I KNEW IT!

[22:37:42] TheFatherMind It is just...

[22:37:45] TheFatherMind women

[22:37:58] TheFatherMind When you spend all that time alone in the basement.. women are like...

[22:38:03] TheFatherMind SCARY!

[22:49:05] TheFatherMind !BANG

[23:04:08] TheFatherMind kill it!

[23:04:18] TheFatherMind Where are all my duck killers!!!

[23:04:21] TheFatherMind DEATH TO THE DUCK!!!!

[23:05:12] TheFatherMind Good job slim

[23:06:01] TheFatherMind My buddy who is half blind fell a well.. I asked him why?? He said it was because he just did not see that well.

[23:06:26] TheFatherMind Yeah slim I have a water bucket day too.. I totally shut the game down for one evening. It was bliss.

[23:06:32] TheFatherMind why?

[23:06:39] TheFatherMind LOL

[23:38:19] TheFatherMind !BANG

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