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[08:09:11] Mikoolo .yt bailando bailando

[08:09:18] Mikoolo WRONG VERSION

[08:09:38] Mikoolo .yt paradisio bailando

[08:09:58] Mikoolo There ComputerTech, from 97.

[08:10:52] Mikoolo It features a singer in bikini ComputerTech

[08:33:03] Mikoolo We have warned you many times to not spam, ComputerTech.

[08:33:08] Mikoolo But you don't listen to them.

[08:35:58] Mikoolo Well you don't listen to us either.

[08:36:05] Mikoolo Good that you realize that atleast.

[08:37:44] Mikoolo Heres what I do with that glass, ComputerTech. https://youtu.be/UoUEQYjYgf4

[09:05:32] Mikoolo .w

[09:15:52] Mikoolo I think he's a dildo more than canadian, ComputerTech.

[09:17:35] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/hZAGdEsCjn8

[09:25:55] Mikoolo .w satan's kingdom

[09:25:59] Mikoolo .w satans kingdom

[09:30:28] Mikoolo I think thats one of his 3 bots, ComputerTech.

[09:30:59] Mikoolo Haven't seen them write in here for days tho.

[09:31:28] Mikoolo Let him make his own excuses, ComputerTech.

[09:31:36] Mikoolo /kickban wez eeeuuuw

[09:32:09] Mikoolo no

[09:32:22] Mikoolo Fucking playing with 150+ in ping.

[09:32:32] Mikoolo months ago?

[09:33:52] Mikoolo Yours is worse without having a braindamage.

[09:34:00] Mikoolo Same with your attention span.

[09:34:57] Mikoolo N ow let me check what time Saphir^Txp (the rest were a almost a month ago) coz if I was asleep then it doesn't count, ComputerTech.

[09:35:05] Mikoolo Wrote that

[10:41:10] Mikoolo Fresh outa the shower.

[10:41:20] Mikoolo .w

[11:36:07] Mikoolo Back from the store.

[11:37:03] Mikoolo Stuff

[11:39:00] Mikoolo So thisi s the only way you can spam now without getting shit from us?

[11:39:35] Mikoolo He's doing good work, ComputerTech.

[11:39:37] Mikoolo I support it.

[11:39:44] Mikoolo Even if I myself gets affected by it, ComputerTech.

[11:40:14] Mikoolo He only likes me because I'm scared of him, ComputerTech.

[11:40:28] Mikoolo Thats like 90% of the channel, pankakes.

[11:40:54] Mikoolo Then he likes me because I have the courage to publicly reveal that I fear him, ComputerTech.

[11:41:32] Mikoolo @topusers

[11:41:50] Mikoolo Murasa is a bot, so you're 6th place, ComputerTech.

[11:41:59] Mikoolo I bet BC is also a bot.

[11:42:17] Mikoolo Tay is also a bot.

[11:42:44] Mikoolo When did I claim that Ru is a bot, Ru?

[11:44:17] Mikoolo I would have kept esjay and removed rails instead.

[11:44:30] Mikoolo esjay is infinitively more active.

[11:44:50] Mikoolo Even better reason to have kept esjay instead, ComputerTech.

[11:47:42] Mikoolo It's now been 4 days, ComputerTech.

[11:47:51] Mikoolo In 3 days I'll reveal something you haven't noticed.

[11:48:48] Mikoolo Make a tell to remind you to remind me to tell you what you haven't noticed that will remind you in 3 days from now, ComputerTech.

[11:49:09] Mikoolo ok

[11:59:08] Mikoolo That doesn't seem geuine tbh.

[11:59:17] Mikoolo genuine*

[11:59:25] Mikoolo No, your "sry".

[11:59:30] Mikoolo Like, too lazy to spell sorry.

[11:59:43] Mikoolo Don't say it to me, ComputerTech.

[12:00:07] Mikoolo That seems more sarcastic than genuine, ComputerTech.

[12:00:31] Mikoolo Ei, ComputerTech valetele, mä olen suomalainen, zicada.

[12:01:08] Mikoolo Thats ok, zicada.

[12:01:22] Mikoolo ComputerTech, have you heard the best song ever to come from norway?

[12:01:34] Mikoolo nah

[12:01:46] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech, the best norwegian song ever made https://youtu.be/sZbp4bXuEG8

[12:02:04] Mikoolo HARD ANGER!

[12:02:32] Mikoolo They are. They put all their anger in the region Hardanger, ComputerTech.

[12:03:08] Mikoolo Fun Fact: Norway is one of the hardest countries to invade along with schweiz.

[12:03:24] Mikoolo From a geographic standpoint.

[12:03:48] Mikoolo Invasion from the sea? Welcome to a maze network!

[12:03:59] Mikoolo Thats because quisling was pretty much a collaborator, zicada.

[12:04:31] Mikoolo The USSR were equipped for a summer warfare.

[12:04:36] Mikoolo But it turned into winter pretty early.

[12:05:05] Mikoolo But norway can like build naval fortifications anywhere and a invasion by sea would be impossible.

[12:05:18] Mikoolo Same fjords and valleys could hide anti air cannons aswell.

[12:05:26] Mikoolo Making a air invasion very hard.

[12:05:58] Mikoolo yes to you too, ComputerTech.

[12:06:34] Mikoolo .w

[12:06:36] Mikoolo nice

[12:06:49] Mikoolo Hope we won't see more -38c this year.

[12:07:15] Mikoolo Come to Kiruna next christmas, ComputerTech. I'll pay for all the alcohol you'll drink from sunrise to sunset.

[12:07:46] Mikoolo You can use pretty much any tree to make a bonsai.

[12:08:21] Mikoolo ComputerTech is from a country full of rocks and very few trees.

[12:08:52] Mikoolo And how many days would it take for you to reach the other end of that forest if you walk trough it, ComputerTech?

[12:09:22] Mikoolo So less than one day ComputerTech?

[12:09:28] Mikoolo Thats not a forest.

[12:09:38] Mikoolo Not woods either.

[12:10:05] Mikoolo My city is surrounded by endless forest, ComputerTech.

[12:11:03] Mikoolo My new neighbours dogs are barking again.

[12:11:57] Mikoolo Rather punch the owner for not being with their dogs until they've settled down in their new home.

[12:13:40] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech, have some j-pop https://youtu.be/r9jCZOx7bAU

[12:14:16] Mikoolo no

[12:15:11] Mikoolo I'm a gamer and windows is far superior than linux for my needs.

[12:15:31] Mikoolo Have you managed to install bnet yet ComputerTech?

[12:15:48] Mikoolo See.

[12:16:52] Mikoolo I don't have a github account so I can't comment, ComputerTech.

[12:17:31] Mikoolo Nordic model is better, zicada.

[12:17:36] Mikoolo Mix of socialism and captialism.

[12:18:02] Mikoolo It's also a socialism, zicada.

[12:18:10] Mikoolo It's a hybrid of both.

[12:18:49] Mikoolo Thats the main objective for any company in any economy, zicada.

[12:19:52] Mikoolo Having a mix of both like in scandinavia both keep each other in balance so we don't turn into US or like North Korea over time, zicada.

[12:20:19] Mikoolo Both being extremes of two different economic ideologies.

[12:21:14] Mikoolo China is having vast economic issues right now, zicada.

[12:22:19] Mikoolo But because of political stagnation, zicada. Overtime, when unchecked, communism turns into a ultra capitalism like china has become.

[12:23:31] Mikoolo btw

[12:23:43] Mikoolo Did you see the little pinks that harassed the piano player in UK zicada?

[12:24:19] Mikoolo uncut livestream of it https://youtu.be/65iwnI2hjAA

[12:26:49] Mikoolo Could have given her halfop instead, ComputerTech.

[12:27:00] Mikoolo Remember, halfop is a thing.

[12:27:27] Mikoolo I know he doesn't, web-60. Look at the 4 halfops we have in here.

[12:29:08] Mikoolo Times are changing in here, web-60. We're gonna see less sop/ops from now on.

[12:31:41] Mikoolo Just put them on ignore, web-60.

[12:36:38] Mikoolo I can fix your knee, irish666.

[12:36:52] Mikoolo Put your leg on this wooden table and I'll bring a chainsaw.

[12:37:08] Mikoolo I got a license, irish666.

[12:37:39] Mikoolo Like some extreme cases of people tripping on datura, zicada?

[12:40:03] Mikoolo Oh yeah. Gotta ask the doctors on my next follow up if they can make me a evaluation and recommend me to do work training to the unemployment office.

[12:40:51] Mikoolo A easy manual labour job.

[12:41:09] Mikoolo I hate office jobs.

[12:41:45] Mikoolo a easy manual labour job, zicada.

[12:41:55] Mikoolo Too hard to narrow it down.

[12:42:21] Mikoolo Like walking in a park and rake leaves all day long is a easy manual labour job.

[12:42:40] Mikoolo Or pack firewood sacks.

[12:42:54] Mikoolo If I get livränta I'll get.

[12:43:02] Mikoolo .cc 27756 sek to euro

[12:43:06] Mikoolo Before tax

[12:43:08] Mikoolo monthly

[12:43:31] Mikoolo I was in a workplace accident recently zicada. I first need to find my new physical limits.

[12:44:20] Mikoolo irish666 can tell you about the accident, zicada. He's heard it 10 million times since last year.

[12:45:57] Mikoolo I got hit by a metal object propelled by the clearing saw last year, zicada. Spent weeks at the icu/observation ward with brain hemorraghe. I am for all practical purposes blind in my right eye and the metal object is stuck in my brain as we speak.

[12:46:45] Mikoolo Might get 300k sek from the insurance company once they are done investigating.

[12:47:00] Mikoolo It doesn't, web-60. I was always weird.

[12:47:13] Mikoolo Yeah zicada, It's too deep in. Removing it would cause more damage.

[12:47:18] Mikoolo I never had issues walking, irish666.

[12:47:30] Mikoolo I only had issues being allowed to walk for the first 2 weeks.

[12:47:48] Mikoolo Wanna see the two x-rays I have zicada?

[12:48:08] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/bNnPYY2.jpg this is the brain hemorraghe area zicada

[12:48:21] Mikoolo This is the metal object zicada https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[12:48:41] Mikoolo Good web-60.

[12:48:44] Mikoolo You ain't missing out.

[12:49:10] Mikoolo no

[12:49:32] Mikoolo THey did a x-ray once a month until november.

[12:49:39] Mikoolo It never moved during that period.

[12:49:56] Mikoolo And blood samples once a week and later once every two weeks, no infections noticed.

[12:50:15] Mikoolo No issues with muscles or motorics.

[12:50:33] Mikoolo And I've always been a weirdo, mentally speaking.

[12:50:55] Mikoolo It ain't massive tho. 1.4cm long.

[12:51:04] Mikoolo ANd rather thin. It's a wire from a fence.

[12:51:50] Mikoolo What surprised some nurses I've met was that I was concious the entire time and mobile. zicada.

[12:52:07] Mikoolo From the point of accident to when they put me under to do surgery on my eye.

[12:52:33] Mikoolo I am never going to use it as an excuse for my actions, zicada.

[12:53:26] Mikoolo Thats too bothersome in the long run, irish666.

[12:53:44] Mikoolo The eye being affected.

[12:53:51] Mikoolo THe metal wire entered my head through the eye.

[12:54:04] Mikoolo They removed 50 fragments from my eyeglasses in the first surgery.

[12:54:09] Mikoolo I had no pupil when I got it.

[12:54:33] Mikoolo I can see light sources.

[12:54:41] Mikoolo And movements if it's in a bright room or bright outside.

[12:55:59] Mikoolo But I got one thing incommong with superman now, zicada. Superman's weakness is kryptonite. Mine is fridge magnets.

[12:56:22] Mikoolo Wear skirts, phonekait.

[12:56:26] Mikoolo Easier to put on.

[12:57:36] Mikoolo No

[12:57:40] Mikoolo The metal object.

[12:58:22] Mikoolo I told every new surgeon I met that. "It's like an itch I shouldn't scratch but I want to get a strong neodymium magnet and put on my head to see what happens."

[12:58:29] Mikoolo They all got horrified looks on their faces.

[12:59:11] Mikoolo The object could travel through the brian matter towards the magnet and while it would do that I would get a new brain hemorraghe and could flop around like a fish on dry land.

[12:59:16] Mikoolo brain*

[13:08:57] Mikoolo iktf https://i.imgur.com/6s7ybqP.jpeg

[13:10:40] Mikoolo Different people active during different times throughout the day.

[13:11:04] Mikoolo Wait until the germans start getting active when they get home from work, zicada.

[13:11:30] Mikoolo They are up.

[13:11:33] Mikoolo They are just at work.

[13:12:08] Mikoolo And phonekait here is american she's heading to work as we speak.

[13:12:43] Mikoolo Good good, wildting2. You're also american. geographically speaking.

[13:13:12] Mikoolo zicada quick, name the geographically scandinavian countries.

[13:13:57] Mikoolo You got one wrong there.

[13:14:02] Mikoolo Yee

[13:14:05] Mikoolo That makes it trickier.

[13:14:13] Mikoolo Yeah

[13:14:24] Mikoolo Norway, Sweden and Finland are the geographically scandinavian countries.

[13:15:07] Mikoolo Got a distant relative in finland thats doing family tree stuff.

[13:15:25] Mikoolo Sent him a video of my great grandparents a couple of months ago. They are his grandparents.

[13:15:48] Mikoolo My great grandfather fought in the winter and continuation war.

[13:18:15] Mikoolo Useless bow.

[13:19:30] Mikoolo wildting2, wanna buy my steam account? It's yours for 1000usd.

[13:19:57] Mikoolo never touched bg3

[13:20:10] Mikoolo Not really, web-60.

[13:20:22] Mikoolo But I got one extremely expensive game on my steam account tho, web-60.

[13:20:43] Mikoolo I paid 13€ for it.

[13:20:52] Mikoolo Keys are valued at 700€ right now.

[13:21:50] Mikoolo ComputerTech I bet your euro truck simulator setup ain't as badass as this one https://dms-api.ntm.eu/api/v1/images/lq76vgkr/smart/width/980/height/551/as/jpeg/redirect

[13:22:18] Mikoolo That is a scania in the picture, ComputerTech.

[13:23:10] Mikoolo Everything in the truck is connected to the computer thats running euro truck simulator, ComputerTech.

[13:23:20] Mikoolo Steering wheel, breaks, windshield wipers, you name it.

[13:25:35] Mikoolo Heres some pictures from inside the truck ComputerTech https://forum.truckersmp.com/index.php?/topic/82225-scs-blog-scania-presentation-at-science-center-lule%C3%A5/

[13:26:48] Mikoolo We've noticed, web-60.

[13:33:58] Mikoolo Worst thing that could happen to europe due to global warming is that the gulf stream could change direction, zicada.

[13:34:27] Mikoolo We'd get temperatures and snowfall similar to siberia and canada if that happens.

[13:37:00] Mikoolo Fuck I hope my big insurance payout happens soon so I can get a new gpu.

[13:37:21] Mikoolo Right east of you.

[13:37:52] Mikoolo The 7900XT looks rather nice atm.

[13:37:56] Mikoolo With the price drop.

[13:38:20] Mikoolo No esjay.

[13:38:50] Mikoolo If the room is decently well lit the brightness from the monitor ain't a issue for my right eye, esjay.

[13:39:12] Mikoolo But if it's a dark room and the monitor being the only light source then it gets rather tiring coz I get a harder time to focus.

[13:42:14] Mikoolo My mental state is quite solid. I saw a therapist once but it was kinda meh.

[13:42:35] Mikoolo I ain't one that cries over spilled milk so to say.

[13:43:17] Mikoolo I am also taking it easy with alcohol just in case, esjay. Don't wanna ruin whisky by becoming an alcoholic.

[13:44:08] Mikoolo I see the positives with the accident, esjay. I might get a stable job at samhall now rather than having seasonal jobs.

[13:44:28] Mikoolo And with annuity I'll make decent cash aswell.

[13:45:23] Mikoolo But I have to admit that it would have felt a little bit easier if I could blame someone for the accident, esjay. Hard to say "THAT FUCKING WILDLIFE FENCE! I SHOULD BURN THAT MF TO THE GROUND!".

[13:46:53] Mikoolo We also got a thing here called Jantelagen, esjay. Law of Jante.

[13:47:00] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante

[13:48:00] Mikoolo True true.

[13:49:02] Mikoolo Theres a idiom or something that summarizes law of jante into one sentence, zicada.

[13:49:20] Mikoolo A wiseman stops being wise when he believes himself to be wise.

[13:49:24] Mikoolo Forgot how the exact one went.

[13:51:06] Mikoolo Back in the 90's when we got our first windows computer we had some issues with it. Our neighbours sons who were in their mid teens came over too look at it and couldn't find any issues. (both work in IT right now)

[13:51:23] Mikoolo Mum came home from work and said "Did you check if the cd drive is empty?"

[13:51:47] Mikoolo There was a cd in it and the computer tried to boot from it the entire time.

[13:51:51] Mikoolo Problem solved.

[13:52:29] Mikoolo When I assembled this computer back in 2021

[13:52:31] Mikoolo OS: 64 bit Windows 10 Home (Version 10.0 2009 Build 19045.3930), CPU: 12 x AMD Ryzen 5 5600X 6-Core Processor @ 3700 MHz 3072 KB Cache, MEM: 16310 MB, 32% (5216 MB) free, DISKS: total 1,58 TB - 482 GB free, GFX: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 8192 MB, SCREEN: Generic PnP Monitor, 1920 x 1080 @ 32 bit, 60 Hz, AUDIO: NVIDIA High Definition Audio, UPTIME: 16 d, 1 h, 56 m

[13:52:42] Mikoolo Windows was incredibly stuttery and slow.

[13:52:52] Mikoolo Tried to reinstall it a couple of time. No issues with the installation.

[13:53:00] Mikoolo Went to work to empty my brain.

[13:53:20] Mikoolo Talked with a colleague and as we talked about the issue I figured out the problem.

[13:53:39] Mikoolo My 60gb ssd was too worn out/broken.

[13:54:01] Mikoolo Trashed it and installed it on my 250gb ssd and wham, no issues.

[13:54:23] Mikoolo That 60gb ssd was like 10ish years old.

[13:54:41] Mikoolo Early ssd too.

[13:56:41] Mikoolo Corsair SSD Force Series 2,5" 60GB

[13:56:41] Mikoolo SATA2, 285MB/275MB/s read/write,

[13:56:44] Mikoolo Thats the drive

[13:56:51] Mikoolo used it for 11 years.

[13:58:28] Mikoolo I paid

[13:58:38] Mikoolo .cc 956 sek to euro

[13:58:39] Mikoolo for it

[14:02:21] Mikoolo I also treat my co-workers with respect. Undependant on if they are swedish or immigrants. Coz it's important to be on friendly terms with all of them, especially in the line of work I've had. Forestry. Where it's better of they think "Shit he needs help asap!" rather than "Meh that fucker is being loud again, he can wait 10 minutes until I check what happened."

[14:02:57] Mikoolo Same thing in swedish work culture, zicada.

[14:03:15] Mikoolo But theres braggards everywhere.

[14:04:17] Mikoolo I'm a racist.

[14:04:40] Mikoolo But my stereotypic views gets crushed quite often and I start thinking differently.

[14:05:28] Mikoolo I remember one time where my stereotypic views were crushed the hardest.

[14:06:06] Mikoolo Back in 2017 when I was doing work training. A new guy started at the workplace. Black af. And I thought to my self "Fucker can probably barely speak swedish."

[14:06:26] Mikoolo When he opened his mouth my jaw dropped on the floor coz he spoke fluent swedish, better than I do.

[14:07:41] Mikoolo Sentinal island?

[14:08:08] Mikoolo What is true?

[14:08:22] Mikoolo What the fuck is sentinel island?

[14:09:23] Mikoolo Ah

[14:09:26] Mikoolo That island.

[14:10:05] Mikoolo theres a few tribes like that in south american aswell iirc.

[14:10:15] Mikoolo south america*

[14:10:27] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[14:12:24] Mikoolo Norway has the best sitcom imo. Norsemen, Vikingarne in norwegian.

[14:13:32] Mikoolo I can roleplay as a female for 50€/hour, AlterEgo_. Paid per started hour, not completed hour.

[14:14:21] Mikoolo I'll give you a bonus of 1 minute cancellation time until the next hour is started, AlterEgo_.

[14:14:44] Mikoolo but if you don't manage to cancell it within that 1 minute you'll have to pay 100€.

[14:16:52] Mikoolo Whats kinda funny is that people complaining about the immigrant gangs killing each other here in sweden have either never heard of or forgotten the great nordic biker war, zicada.

[14:17:22] Mikoolo Do you remember the nordic biker war, zicada?

[14:17:46] Mikoolo They even broke into military facilities and stole rocket launchers that they then used.

[14:18:25] Mikoolo I was 9 to 12 years old when it occured.

[14:19:19] Mikoolo national guard is the english term, zicada.

[14:19:43] Mikoolo Or home guard.

[14:21:11] Mikoolo Same timespan for me Frogorg. But I don't really count it so it's 5 for me.

[14:21:28] Mikoolo That 1 gram of hasch in 2021 doesn't count imo.

[14:21:53] Mikoolo So I say christmas 2018 was the last time I smoked weed.

[14:23:31] Mikoolo I should have a glass of the whisky I bought on jan 11th. That makes the second glass I've had from it.

[14:24:26] Mikoolo Ain't retarded like the irish or americans when it comes to spelling it, wez.

[14:24:42] Mikoolo The americans and irish spell it like that, zicada.

[14:25:39] Mikoolo Spell the w liqour, pankakes.

[14:26:18] Mikoolo I got tired of him, wez.

[14:38:00] Mikoolo nite wez

[14:43:05] Mikoolo What kind of dips, irish666? Guac, salsa?

[14:44:55] Mikoolo How many did you feed that dip, ComputerTech?

[14:45:23] Mikoolo h4 we better never eat anything ComputerTech cooks if we meet up.

[14:46:42] Mikoolo And how many of these females were aware that you used your cum as an ingredient, ComputerTech?

[14:47:06] Mikoolo And how many were not aware, ComputerTech?

[14:47:27] Mikoolo That was aware of it. but how many were not aware, ComputerTech?

[14:47:46] Mikoolo Wait a few more hours, zicada.

[14:48:05] Mikoolo Thank you for adding that important piece of context, ComputerTech.

[14:54:50] Mikoolo I highly recommend against gambling with your money, ComputerTech.

[14:56:19] Mikoolo Recently here in sweden one guy gambled away 4 millions of his companys money and got on all the front pages coz the money should have been used to hire artists for a fund raising/memorial concert thingy for Börje Salming, a swedish hockey player that died recently and suffered from ALS.

[14:56:43] Mikoolo Or if it was MS.

[14:56:49] Mikoolo Forgot which acronym.

[14:59:14] Mikoolo Look at this zicada.

[14:59:22] Mikoolo h4, I got to talk about you-know-what again!

[15:04:58] Mikoolo ComputerTech I found a blonde for ya https://i.imgur.com/KSTN0N9.jpg

[15:05:19] Mikoolo I would never give people that ask for it, ComputerTech.

[15:05:54] Mikoolo Now why do you ask that?

[15:06:08] Mikoolo Does she look trans to you, ComputerTech?

[15:10:30] Mikoolo She looks way too young for me, wof.

[15:10:59] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech. I found a blond for you now https://i.imgur.com/yLfFaf0.jpeg

[15:11:25] Mikoolo Lets say for arguments sake that shes a girl, ComputerTech. Would you do her?

[15:11:48] Mikoolo Why not, ComputerTech?

[15:12:21] Mikoolo Here's another pic ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/eDnvgQUg.jpg

[15:13:32] Mikoolo She's a natural born woman tho.

[15:13:47] Mikoolo Lexi Belle is her stage name. Retired pornstar.

[15:14:47] Mikoolo It's your webbrowser, web-60. Use firefox instead for chrome/chromium.

[15:15:15] Mikoolo Update your extensions, web-60.

[15:15:59] Mikoolo Well, time for you to start troubleshooting, web-60.

[15:17:03] Mikoolo inb4 web-60 is from china.

[15:18:28] Mikoolo Here, NSFW https://i.imgur.com/aDSzQdW.jpeg

[15:18:33] Mikoolo Well

[15:19:12] Mikoolo Are you in china and if you connect without a vpn your os gets bricked by the chinese great firewall, web-60_?

[15:20:36] Mikoolo You should install that one, ComputerTech.

[15:21:11] Mikoolo No, wof. Red Star OS,.

[15:21:20] Mikoolo Best OS ever made by glorious leader.

[15:23:21] Mikoolo Fuck. Annoying with a cold.

[15:23:29] Mikoolo Imagine if I sneeze out the metal object.

[15:25:18] Mikoolo It's working here.

[15:25:40] Mikoolo These guys sucks at accessing websites, wof.

[15:26:02] Mikoolo What about this ComputerTech? https://i.redd.it/xb477bwctbhc1.jpeg

[15:26:37] Mikoolo Then I know the issue.

[15:26:47] Mikoolo ComputerTech doesn't have a age verified reddit account, wof.

[15:30:13] Mikoolo I want a burger with apple smoked bacon, parmesan, no pickle, no ketchup, fried onions and a dollop of bbq sauce, pankakes.

[15:30:56] Mikoolo Oh a sunny side up egg too, pankakes.

[15:31:01] Mikoolo If it ain't too late to add it to my order.

[15:31:38] Mikoolo You really don't know what a cyborg is, do you?

[15:35:56] Mikoolo ComputerTech, let pankakes handle it herself. She doesn't need white knighting.

[15:36:32] Mikoolo Go play videogames, ComputerTech.

[15:36:41] Mikoolo Watch porn and masturbate.

[15:47:49] Mikoolo Mussels are pure evil https://youtu.be/V2x8ts5STzY

[16:05:09] Mikoolo For spam.

[16:05:44] Mikoolo Now, why did someone ban you?

[16:05:52] Mikoolo Ah

[16:07:05] Mikoolo Neither of them is blonde, ComputerTech.

[16:07:25] Mikoolo I recommend checking your pockets incase ComputerTech pickpocketed you, foxy and pankakes.

[16:07:51] Mikoolo I heard that people of ComputerTech's cultural background are thaught that at an early age.

[16:08:18] Mikoolo He's a pikey.

[16:08:53] Mikoolo lol at "someone that drives a once white transit van".

[16:09:47] Mikoolo Not everything, ComputerTech.

[16:09:54] Mikoolo We can't blame you forgiving birth to you, ComputerTech.

[16:10:02] Mikoolo for giving*

[16:10:58] Mikoolo End3r is suave like that.

[16:11:24] Mikoolo It's a place where you and I ain't welcomed to, ComputerTech.

[16:13:44] Mikoolo s/gay/lesbian

[16:16:25] Mikoolo Don't do it, foxy.

[16:16:32] Mikoolo ComputerTech will try to weasle his way in.

[16:16:58] Mikoolo inbf ComputerTechina, the all new sister of ComputerTech.

[16:17:07] Mikoolo inb4 *

[16:18:23] Mikoolo How did I make you do that, ComputerTech?

[16:18:59] Mikoolo A air tight pillow.

[16:19:07] Mikoolo And lay back on this couch, ComputerTech.

[16:20:08] Mikoolo I had pussy once, 14ish years ago.

[16:20:24] Mikoolo Yeah foxy.

[16:20:28] Mikoolo I ain't a social person.

[16:20:59] Mikoolo I prefer the reverse caveman style, foxy. If a woman hits me in the head and drags me away while saying "You're mine!" I'll accept it and obey them.

[16:21:05] Mikoolo on the*

[16:21:25] Mikoolo NEVER!

[16:21:36] Mikoolo I will be the one with the beard in any relationship.

[16:22:50] Mikoolo Wait a couple of months and it might kick in, foxy.

[16:23:11] Mikoolo Could happen any moment for you now.

[16:24:11] Mikoolo It's his pride and joy until he finds a husband, h4.

[16:27:07] Mikoolo I bet it'll last a month at max.

[16:27:12] Mikoolo Then snek will blame him for something.

[16:27:43] Mikoolo How many times per day does tors pm you, ComputerTech?

[16:28:19] Mikoolo Bye, h4.

[16:28:31] Mikoolo It does count, ComputerTech.

[16:28:38] Mikoolo Does too!

[16:28:48] Mikoolo DOES!

[16:29:13] Mikoolo You still spam even if you spam in a different channel, ComputerTech.

[16:29:23] Mikoolo You don't magically not spam just because it's not in here.

[16:33:41] Mikoolo He claims it doesn't count because he wasn't spamming in here, h4.

[16:33:59] Mikoolo It's like it magically means he didn't spam, h4.

[16:34:31] Mikoolo He learned how to breathe.

[16:34:32] Mikoolo And walk.

[16:34:40] Mikoolo So it is possible.

[16:35:27] Mikoolo But if you think about breathing it stops being automatic.

[16:36:12] Mikoolo .w

[16:48:37] Mikoolo Give it cpr, End3r.

[17:15:55] Mikoolo You're in voice chat with web-60_, wof? D:

[17:16:25] Mikoolo Beware, web-60_. wof is a master hacker. He's connected to your microphone and webcam.

[17:16:54] Mikoolo He worked for NSA for 10 years and knows everything about how to bypass firewalls and shit.

[17:17:21] Mikoolo Yeah, your friend wofmobile.

[17:22:26] Mikoolo Skynet is in the works, web-60_. The current itteration is called Neuro-sama.

[17:23:14] Mikoolo This is an AI, web-60_ https://youtu.be/X5Fz7-Mf9H0

[17:31:59] Mikoolo Do you request white knighting services, h4?

[17:33:50] Mikoolo stop that

[17:34:39] Mikoolo Here wof https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7tZ9QieHThk

[17:34:44] Mikoolo wofmobile *

[17:38:21] Mikoolo It's a fact that I follow, web-60_.

[17:38:33] Mikoolo There are no girls on irc or on the internet.

[17:40:02] Mikoolo And if you treat everyone as a guy you'll never get catfished either.

[17:40:55] Mikoolo I will however post a picture of, my boobs, if someone requests it.

[17:41:53] Mikoolo I can even post a picture of, a nude of me.

[17:50:41] Mikoolo That will be 10€, I accept steam gift cards, h4.

[17:50:54] Mikoolo Oh

[17:51:00] Mikoolo You don't need my services anymore.

[17:51:22] Mikoolo They are a weirdo.

[17:51:27] Mikoolo Thats enough of a reason imo.

[17:51:58] Mikoolo h4 you can have this, a nude of me, picture https://i.imgur.com/WKbYueB.png

[17:52:01] Mikoolo I have, Frogorg.

[17:52:08] Mikoolo But I don't act like one on irc.

[17:53:30] Mikoolo MAGIC here have this, dick pic. https://i.imgur.com/kUJzLf2.png

[17:54:23] Mikoolo Here Frogorg, have this pair of great tits https://i.imgur.com/HSqZK7I.jpg

[17:55:10] Mikoolo Here have a gif of bouncing boobies, Frogorg. https://i.imgur.com/KPTubIS.gif

[17:55:56] Mikoolo Oh yeah latest ep of Dungeon Meshi is out.

[17:56:39] Mikoolo Here jeff_stacey your favourite walk https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/JohnnyWalker.jpg/800px-JohnnyWalker.jpg

[17:58:01] Mikoolo I've not worn pants since lunch time.

[17:58:28] Mikoolo Same

[17:59:18] Mikoolo Test failed: error 418

[18:31:48] Mikoolo Took me a minute to get what you meant, HelderHeid.

[18:32:58] Mikoolo There should be a website similar to iscaliforniaonfire but isicelanderuptingrightnow

[18:34:26] Mikoolo Or isgreenlandgivingbirthrightnow

[18:35:36] Mikoolo As the icebergs mature through their lifespan they turn greener and greener over the course of multiple hundreds of years and then settles down as a stationary continent such as Australia.

[18:36:40] Mikoolo Some of the offsprings of greenland make poor choices through their lifespand and get premature baldness like previously mentioned australia.

[18:38:21] Mikoolo Considering the size of icecubes compared to greenland and icebergs I'd rather call them for something way different, HelderHeid.

[18:38:43] Mikoolo Thats used for conception purposes.

[18:48:04] Mikoolo I see you two are banging together.

[20:08:48] Mikoolo Fuck, hope I get my money within a month so I can play Dragons Dogma 2 without performance issues due to old gpu.

[20:11:32] Mikoolo 1070 is minimum requirements, esjay.

[20:13:07] Mikoolo .quote search anything from the sea

[20:13:11] Mikoolo .quote search anything from

[20:13:13] Mikoolo .quote search anything

[20:13:20] Mikoolo .quote read 768

[20:15:40] Mikoolo ComputerTech, 79% of people don't know the opposite words for the following, 1) Always. 2) Coming. 3) From. 4) Take. 5) Me. 6) Down.

[20:16:09] Mikoolo Remember when I did?

[20:18:44] Mikoolo I think h4 would go on a long journey to get milk if he was ComputerTech's dad.

[20:19:08] Mikoolo Please keep qwebirc banned.

[20:19:19] Mikoolo Please keep qwebirc banned.

[20:19:42] Mikoolo We need a minimum bar of intelligence for people to reach to join this channel, ComputerTech.

[20:19:56] Mikoolo s/bar/level

[20:20:37] Mikoolo Now he wants to engage in choking sex with h4.

[20:20:53] Mikoolo hi

[20:21:50] Mikoolo irish666 is calling an german cuilinary invention for swedish again, h4.

[20:21:58] Mikoolo culinary*

[20:24:43] Mikoolo Yeak

[20:24:45] Mikoolo yeah*

[20:24:56] Mikoolo He calls it swedish.

[20:25:49] Mikoolo I'm gonna eat english pastry now.

[20:28:25] Mikoolo Whats the brand, irish666?

[20:28:56] Mikoolo Ah Lindahls.

[20:29:41] Mikoolo You should get the 1000g packages, irish666.

[20:30:01] Mikoolo Or 900g.

[20:31:37] Mikoolo Fuck why does my nose start running in the evening but almost nothing during the day.

[20:39:13] Mikoolo Eat that, irish666.

[20:39:28] Mikoolo Use the same utensil as for the kvarg, irish666.

[20:39:43] Mikoolo It's still alive tho.

[20:40:50] Mikoolo Did you have one of these, h4? https://youtu.be/rjlbhgWsl4w

[20:49:13] Mikoolo irish666 https://youtu.be/UJJJc0f_OYc

[20:59:40] Mikoolo Oh no.

[20:59:46] Mikoolo Someone voluntarily hugged him.

[21:00:02] Mikoolo Is your family being held hostage second2050?

[21:00:08] Mikoolo Do you get paid to hug him?

[21:00:30] Mikoolo Blink twice in quick succession if you are hugging him under duress.

[21:00:58] Mikoolo Tamnavulin, sherry cask.

[21:01:49] Mikoolo I planned to have a glass of that whisky today but then I started looking for and watching anime instead.

[21:01:57] Mikoolo And I got occupied by that instead.

[21:03:01] Mikoolo :(

[21:04:00] Mikoolo Theres easier ways.

[21:04:35] Mikoolo You should pick up gaming if you ain't a gamer already, second2050.

[21:04:52] Mikoolo Play something like stardew valley.

[21:05:05] Mikoolo A stress free game.

[21:07:14] Mikoolo You shouldn't solicit penises from other people, phonekait. Your'e about to get married!

[21:08:36] Mikoolo And then theres even more tests, h4?

[21:09:12] Mikoolo My portuguese friend went to uni in germany, forgot which one.

[21:14:13] Mikoolo I think my portuguese friend went to Hochschule Bremen, h4.

[21:15:19] Mikoolo Atleast some uni in germany.

[21:15:26] Mikoolo He has a quite well paid job atm.

[21:15:38] Mikoolo Bought a house this year/last year.

[21:15:47] Mikoolo Hi Kumool.

[21:16:12] Mikoolo .t y tu culo

[21:16:21] Mikoolo It's still attached.

[21:16:41] Mikoolo Ah

[21:16:56] Mikoolo Well it's closed atm.

[21:16:59] Mikoolo As it should be.

[21:17:00] Mikoolo I know

[21:17:12] Mikoolo You're like the 40th person to mention it.

[21:17:29] Mikoolo It's spanish.

[21:17:35] Mikoolo But wasn't intentional.

[21:19:12] Mikoolo You're the first puerto rican that has mentioned it tho, Kumool.

[21:19:24] Mikoolo If this helps you feel special.

[21:19:27] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[21:21:18] Mikoolo as he*

[21:21:35] Mikoolo I wanted to do that.

[21:21:53] Mikoolo No idea.

[21:22:25] Mikoolo 5. The act of flooding and spamming is strictly prohibited, and the definition of such actions may be determined by staff at any time.

[21:22:54] Mikoolo So are kneecaps, Kumool, second2050.

[21:24:14] Mikoolo Kumool want to see a picture of pankakes's ass so you can rate it?

[21:24:46] Mikoolo Kumool NSFW this is pankakes's ass she rates it 4/10 https://i.imgur.com/x1nGkmg.jpg

[21:25:59] Mikoolo The ass pic I linked, h4.

[21:27:04] Mikoolo h4 she's 5'10, not 5/10.

[21:27:19] Mikoolo Height

[21:27:25] Mikoolo .cc 5'10 to cm

[21:28:02] Mikoolo .cc 6'1 to cm

[21:28:16] Mikoolo You're taller than me, Frogorg.

[21:28:19] Mikoolo With 10 cm.

[21:28:50] Mikoolo .cc 181cm to feet and inches

[21:29:08] Mikoolo Yeee

[21:34:08] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/WQdnyqy.mp4 lol

[21:42:27] Mikoolo Ok

[21:42:33] Mikoolo Bedtime!

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