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[08:25:08] Mikoolo I hope you all move to a better timezone where it's morning right now.

[08:28:17] Mikoolo Good

[08:36:22] Mikoolo No you weren't Ru.

[08:36:25] Mikoolo This is a ping.

[08:36:33] Mikoolo Now you were pinged.

[08:36:41] Mikoolo [09:36:28] * CTCP reply PING 479ms from Ru

[08:36:41] Mikoolo [09:36:28] * Sent CTCP PING 1543229613 to Ru

[08:37:01] Mikoolo This is not a ping, Ru.

[08:37:06] Mikoolo Ru

[08:37:09] Mikoolo Neither is that one.

[08:37:34] Mikoolo Is that a threat, Ru?

[08:37:46] Mikoolo Can I act in self defense, Ru?

[08:37:56] Mikoolo Why not, Ru?

[08:38:05] Mikoolo Am I just gonna stand here and let you stab me?

[08:39:48] Mikoolo You can have this Ru 🥄

[08:40:05] Mikoolo It's a spoon!

[08:40:50] Mikoolo A ditch but with a B.

[08:41:12] Mikoolo He can still see the original text you wrote, Ru.

[08:41:18] Mikoolo So I wouldn't even need to point it out.

[08:41:43] Mikoolo I got a solution for you Ru. Do /ignore Mikoolo

[08:41:51] Mikoolo That way I will shush and hush for you.

[08:42:11] Mikoolo What abotu No_One?

[08:43:53] Mikoolo h4 I might get the 7900 XT over the 4070ti super that I've been looking at.

[09:21:39] Mikoolo The performance is pretty much identical between the 4070ti super and 7900xt, except the later has slightly lower ray tracing performance but has 4gb more vram, h4.

[09:22:04] Mikoolo More powerconsumption tho but in either case I'd be forced to get a new psu.

[09:22:36] Mikoolo identical vs, better rasterisation (7900xt) vs better ray tracing (ti super, fuck writing the full model name too often.(

[09:22:38] Mikoolo ) *

[09:23:50] Mikoolo But I should check for a review where they enable smart access memory on the 7900 xt when running together with a amd cpu.

[09:24:06] Mikoolo But that one is usually more like placebo is 8 out of 10 cases.

[09:24:19] Mikoolo in 8 out of 10 cases*

[09:29:30] Mikoolo .w

[09:30:10] Mikoolo hi

[09:30:51] Mikoolo He's always awake, ComputerTech.

[09:31:02] Mikoolo But he doesn't insert himself in every conversation thats going on.

[09:36:09] Mikoolo 2 weeks to my vacation money comes in.

[09:36:46] Mikoolo No idea when the insurance money arrives.

[09:37:09] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/kCt2V4DcNz4

[09:37:21] Mikoolo When will you make an AI and give it it's own body, ComputerTech?

[09:37:59] Mikoolo So at the same time you'll go to uni.

[09:39:04] Mikoolo Also, I would have picked a nick that is actually active in here rather than a idler, ComputerTech.

[09:39:19] Mikoolo That way you don't do unneccesary highlighting of "dead" people.

[09:39:42] Mikoolo And he' recoiling in horror every time, ComputerTech.

[09:41:50] Mikoolo Oh yeah gonna get dressed and head out.

[09:41:59] Mikoolo Not been outside my apartment since thursday.

[09:45:10] Mikoolo Hey! I am the only one thats allowed to be one eyed in here rails!

[09:45:17] Mikoolo I'm gonna talk with the union rep!

[09:45:47] Mikoolo And you've heard about me becoming one eyed and actually for real brain damaged now, rails?

[09:46:36] Mikoolo If not then ComputerTech can tell you all about it rails.

[09:46:55] Mikoolo He's heard my story a million times now.

[09:47:25] Mikoolo Sometimes he gets up on my lap and asks me "UNCLE MIKO! TELL ME ABOUT THE STORY OF WHEN THE WILDLIFE FENCE ASSAULTED YOU!"

[09:48:25] Mikoolo Anyway bbl, gonna go to pharmacy in town.

[11:06:42] Mikoolo Home.

[11:07:16] Mikoolo Ice`, a bunch lost their & already.

[11:10:00] Mikoolo You should kinda make it like Underdose had, ComputerTech. Make it based on activity.

[11:10:45] Mikoolo With a few trusted people having their access level there permanent or until Bossman Peorth says otherwise, ComputerTech.

[13:46:08] Mikoolo Who cares, bud light is a shit beer anyway.

[13:46:44] Mikoolo Indeed, h4.

[13:47:08] Mikoolo It's like they are having a competition about who can have the least amount of flavour, h4.

[13:49:33] Mikoolo Well. They do have one of the best militaries on the planet. Can't take that away from them.

[13:50:46] Mikoolo Well recently they are attacking countries after they got attacked first. Tho they miss the target by several hundreds of kilometers.

[13:51:14] Mikoolo Thats a jamaican beer.

[13:52:10] Mikoolo h4 lets each buy a bottle of red stripe and review it.

[13:52:57] Mikoolo Euuuuuw

[13:53:13] Mikoolo Tors is in that country, Ice`.

[13:53:44] Mikoolo .cc 17.30 sek to usd

[13:53:55] Mikoolo For a 330ml bottle of Red Stripe in sweden, esjay.

[13:55:29] Mikoolo On the table.

[13:55:48] Mikoolo In the forest.

[13:56:03] Mikoolo In the country side.

[13:56:41] Mikoolo They need a whole firestation to carry her out from a burning building, wildting2.

[13:56:49] Mikoolo And 90% of that is because of her 1/10 ass.

[13:57:22] Mikoolo I've already posted the pic of pankakes's ass multiple times, Ice`.

[13:57:56] Mikoolo Ice` here, NSFW https://i.imgur.com/x1nGkmg.jpg This is pankakes's ass 1/10 ass.

[13:59:47] Mikoolo Here Ice`, have this blonde as apology pic https://i.imgur.com/KSTN0N9.jpg

[14:03:56] Mikoolo What did he do now, h4?

[14:05:43] Mikoolo Bots probably got put on ignore.

[14:07:45] Mikoolo Start cleaning up your home, Syndus.

[14:08:50] Mikoolo Stop eating computer chips, they ain't edible like potato chips.

[14:13:17] Mikoolo ComputerTech dreams of getting cream pied.

[14:13:27] Mikoolo You should talk about them with him, Syndus.

[14:24:21] Mikoolo Afternoon, Audi.

[14:24:29] Mikoolo Hope your saudis hasn't escaped this time.

[15:12:24] Mikoolo anger*

[16:50:14] Mikoolo Wofmobile is when he gets his new mobility scooter, h4.

[16:50:22] Mikoolo Now he's wof(stationary).

[16:56:33] Mikoolo Punch me, h4. I was about to make a bad joke about how I would rather not move his bowels.

[16:56:43] Mikoolo ;>

[16:58:06] Mikoolo May I use a kinetic based force of energy release on you, herald?

[16:59:22] Mikoolo Thank you.

[17:34:09] Mikoolo Play video games, rails.

[17:37:47] Mikoolo If you're really super bored I can tell you about how I got blind in my right eye last year rails, again.

[17:38:13] Mikoolo palworld looks like a "flavour of the month" game to me.

[17:38:40] Mikoolo And the devs making 4 games at the same time doesn't give me any confidence for it in the long run.

[17:42:04] Mikoolo So, Audi is a little pink.

[17:42:51] Mikoolo .u little pink

[17:43:04] Mikoolo Or a Pink Honey Pot.

[18:08:19] Mikoolo ComputerTech really sucks at picking names.

[18:08:43] Mikoolo Every project he got on github is EliteXXXX

[18:09:01] Mikoolo Makes it kinda look like generic in the long run.

[18:09:37] Mikoolo And his irc client might get a DMCA by EliteChat.

[18:09:46] Mikoolo For trademark infringement.

[18:10:45] Mikoolo Tho theres like 3 things thats called elitechat excluding his irc client.

[18:11:15] Mikoolo A headset, some live chat at elitedigitalmarketing(dot)ca and some asian phone app by YooMee Mobile.

[18:11:59] Mikoolo And lets not forget Club Elite Chat, a app on android.

[18:13:38] Mikoolo I can give you the same reactions akoshA get for her copy/paste jokes if you want, phonekait. They are on the same level as your "penis".

[18:14:11] Mikoolo Not really.

[18:14:40] Mikoolo But on the other hand. Watching paint dry is more fun than akoshA so it doesn't mean much to claim to be funnier than her.

[18:15:58] Mikoolo Damn theres like hundreds of projects called elitechat or elite-chat on github.

[18:16:50] Mikoolo It really is a super generic term now.

[18:27:25] Mikoolo Evening.

[18:33:10] Mikoolo .w

[18:33:12] Mikoolo Ain't.

[18:33:19] Mikoolo .f

[18:33:57] Mikoolo Don't need it.

[18:34:00] Mikoolo I ain't freezing.

[18:57:32] Mikoolo Ha hA ha-ha HA! Ha? ehe.

[18:58:09] Mikoolo He wasn't a wizard.

[18:58:12] Mikoolo He was a maiar.

[18:58:29] Mikoolo A spirit, Zero.

[18:59:16] Mikoolo He and Sauron were brothers, basically.

[18:59:21] Mikoolo And the other maiars.

[19:00:53] Mikoolo Hire someone to crash their car into you while you're walking on the street, \g / Zero.

[19:01:21] Mikoolo Or put yourself up as a target on the darkweb and pay in bitcoin.

[19:01:29] Mikoolo But with the requirement that it needs to look like a accident.

[19:29:03] Mikoolo There

[19:29:07] Mikoolo I fixed it, Ice`.

[19:29:37] Mikoolo I can't either so don't bother asking, Ice`.

[19:30:03] Mikoolo Why do you want the channel synced for anyway, Ice`?

[19:30:29] Mikoolo Also Ice`. Please don't mass highlight.

[19:31:42] Mikoolo 17 minutes ain't a long time ago.

[19:32:06] Mikoolo And I was looking at steamdeck vs rog ally vs legion go videos.

[19:32:49] Mikoolo How many gamers does it take to change a lightbulb, h4?

[19:33:23] Mikoolo 100! 1 to change it and 99 that will complain it's not as bright and electricity efficient as the previous one.

[19:37:46] Mikoolo I do many grammar/typos since after the accident so please specify which time you're talking about, Ice`.

[19:37:58] Mikoolo grammar mistakes*

[19:38:55] Mikoolo That sounds racist, ski.

[19:39:05] Mikoolo Palemons, white people.

[19:41:00] Mikoolo Here Zero https://vocaroo.com/14nbpZBAC1Cb

[19:41:07] Mikoolo This is the answer to your question, Zero.

[19:43:37] Mikoolo Most Backstreet Boys fans would shoot me if they heard me sing, h4.

[19:44:14] Mikoolo The rest would wish they owned a gun so they could shoot me.

[19:44:54] Mikoolo Damn h4. I got a splendid idea. I should become a vtuber!

[19:45:40] Mikoolo I bet T**** would watch and love me if I never revealed my identity to him, Ice`.

[19:45:58] Mikoolo You don't.

[19:46:01] Mikoolo Want to.

[19:46:45] Mikoolo And all your beliefs about vtuber fans would be fullfilled and concentrated into one person, h4.

[19:47:22] Mikoolo Sounds like self torture.

[19:47:40] Mikoolo He bought a vtuber bodypillow, Ice`.

[19:47:46] Mikoolo He didn't print one.

[19:48:17] Mikoolo He also had a mental breakdown when said vtuber revealed she was dating someone, h4.

[19:48:42] Mikoolo He also baked cupcakes and sent her a picture for one of her birthday streams, h4.

[19:49:00] Mikoolo Yeah be bought nyanner's bodypillow, Ice`.

[19:50:13] Mikoolo h4, the guy might have thrown away that bodypillow after she revealed she was dating someone. He started calling her a whore for weeks and now he pretends she doesn't exist anymore.

[19:50:34] Mikoolo No

[19:50:37] Mikoolo He's worse now.

[19:51:20] Mikoolo He used to be vegan and that meltdown made him start eating meat again, h4.

[19:51:36] Mikoolo OR was it just vegetarian?

[19:51:55] Mikoolo Is is the beauty contest movie, Ice`?

[19:52:55] Mikoolo Never seen it.

[20:10:52] Mikoolo Sing with her, TheFatherMind.

[20:11:22] Mikoolo Sing this with your wife, TheFatherMind https://youtu.be/LXRSp8QbOeg

[20:12:30] Mikoolo It's in bahasa, TheFatherMind.

[20:12:53] Mikoolo ComputerTech loves that song, unironically.

[20:16:04] Mikoolo Call them "little pinks" TheFatherMind.

[20:16:33] Mikoolo Ask them if they've heard about that cool awesome piano player Brendan Kavanagh, TheFatherMind.

[20:17:50] Mikoolo So it's just one chinese person and not multiple chinese people that you got the stuff from, TheFatherMind?

[20:19:16] Mikoolo .t pssst! Feind hört mit!

[20:20:25] Mikoolo If these totally unbiased anti chinese youtube news channels are to be believed china might get some serious issues soon, domestically.

[20:21:12] Mikoolo Companies moving away from china, price increases of food and stuff in china.

[20:22:07] Mikoolo money, like all other countries, h4.

[20:22:53] Mikoolo And theres new US embargos put against china.

[20:23:48] Mikoolo Should have moved away from gas decades ago tbh, h4.

[20:25:17] Mikoolo Replacing infrastructure is a really huge nad costly undertaking, Harzilein.

[20:25:25] Mikoolo and*

[20:25:55] Mikoolo Yes Harzilein.

[20:26:08] Mikoolo The gas one, unless you're talking about something else, Harzilein.

[20:26:41] Mikoolo Ah it was TheFatherMind.

[20:26:53] Mikoolo Replacing infrastructure is a really huge and costly undertaking, TheFatherMind.

[20:27:16] Mikoolo This is also why the US hasn't replaced their civil war era railroads.

[20:28:47] Mikoolo I think the irish deportee is copy/pasting jokes again, h4.

[20:34:57] Mikoolo h4 I think you linked the wrong elite chat. This is probably the right one https://github.com/AntonSikidin/elitechat/commits/main/

[20:38:12] Mikoolo Damn, Falkor just volunteered to be ComputerTech's bedmate tonight.

[20:38:31] Mikoolo Ah

[20:38:35] Mikoolo It's a bot reply.

[20:38:46] Mikoolo Harzilein is the one that volunteered to be ComputerTech's bedmate tonight.

[20:44:02] Mikoolo Nice ComputerTech. Harzilein is volunteering to ride you tonight. GZ!

[20:46:12] Mikoolo I found your elite chat page, ComputerTech https://github.com/BookGin/elite-chat/commits/master/

[20:50:32] Mikoolo jeff_stacey confirmed to be a flatulence enjoyer.

[20:51:39] Mikoolo He failed to get akicked like me, h4.

[20:51:48] Mikoolo So he went deeper into the closet.

[20:53:41] Mikoolo No

[20:54:25] Mikoolo You should remain silent then, jeff_stacey and chat somewhere else.

[20:55:07] Mikoolo I can't. You're in the way.

[21:08:46] Mikoolo Did you play the bahasa song for her, TheFatherMind?

[21:09:36] Mikoolo I am happy we never made a bet.

[21:10:01] Mikoolo Bitch please, don't offend the indian customer service workers, h4.

[21:10:36] Mikoolo I bet they can actually code too.

[21:11:02] Mikoolo And not just copy/paste other peoples codes like ComputerTech.

[21:11:59] Mikoolo Sharp edges is not precise enough.

[21:12:30] Mikoolo He makes square wheels, h4.

[21:12:46] Mikoolo Or sharp corners.

[21:14:17] Mikoolo The song I linked to them, h4.

[21:14:36] Mikoolo I am surprised that you haven't kicked me for it yet, h4.

[21:14:42] Mikoolo YOu're rather slow.

[21:14:49] Mikoolo Is something on your mind this evening, h4?

[21:14:55] Mikoolo Are you not feeling well?

[21:15:07] Mikoolo Do you got any of the youtube title announce bots on ignore?

[21:15:22] Mikoolo Oh

[21:15:28] Mikoolo The title didn't reveal it's a vtuber.

[21:16:34] Mikoolo I bet she thinks I'm weird and should die, TheFatherMind.

[21:18:23] Mikoolo You haven't told her about me TheFatherMind? The self lobotomy guy?!

[21:18:34] Mikoolo I am offended!

[21:18:54] Mikoolo TheFatherMind clearly favours you, h4.

[21:19:43] Mikoolo Thats the DBZ character.

[21:20:02] Mikoolo You haven't even shown her my x-rays TheFatherMind? :(

[21:20:10] Mikoolo I am deeply hurt.

[21:20:50] Mikoolo I even reached imgur frontpage with my x-ray.

[21:22:08] Mikoolo Here jeff_stacey have a blonde https://i.imgur.com/KSTN0N9.jpg

[21:22:38] Mikoolo It ain't, HelderHeid.

[21:23:42] Mikoolo They do porn, TheFatherMind.

[21:23:44] Mikoolo Thats how.

[21:24:28] Mikoolo h4 I found Syndus's skyrim gaming setup. https://i.imgur.com/OtyRvQz.jpg

[21:26:11] Mikoolo What?

[21:26:38] Mikoolo So your wife is here now?

[21:26:45] Mikoolo Hello TheFatherMind's wife.

[21:27:02] Mikoolo TheFatherMind's wife heres an x-ray of my head https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[21:28:23] Mikoolo I bet it reminded her of your size.

[21:28:41] Mikoolo You should tell her.

[21:28:50] Mikoolo You've heard my story atleast a hundred times now, TheFatherMind.

[21:30:39] Mikoolo If you haven't told her my story by the time I wake up I'll be very hurt, TheFatherMind.

[21:31:12] Mikoolo I know, phish, thats why TheFatherMind has told her about h4 and not me.

[21:31:46] Mikoolo There was no trucker or giving head.

[21:32:15] Mikoolo It's the thing that made me blind in my right eye and is now permanently stuck in my brain, TheFatherMind.

[21:33:23] Mikoolo I really really want to know what happens if I get a strong neodymium magnet and put it on my head but I know it's a really bad idea.

[21:35:49] Mikoolo I expected him to shoot his eye out.

[21:35:57] Mikoolo But it hit him on the cheek.

[21:42:56] Mikoolo It made me really sad, TheFatherMind. If it makes you happy :(

[21:45:50] Mikoolo anyway, bedtime

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